Thread 717331057

Will this be good?

>>717331057 (OP)
>netflix
do you really need to ask?

>>717331057 (OP)
probably not, and only because the story has always been the weakest part of the games

>>717331057 (OP)
>wow! a cool action cartoon that isn't sanitized like GI Joe nor eastern like anime
>muh woke, im gonna imagine transexual black gay sex in it constantly ITT even though its been the norm for television shows since Shield (2000)

>>717331057 (OP)
>I can see him
No thanks

woke garbage, no watch from me

>>717331057 (OP)
>we make your heroes old and crippled
This was Fisher's end point yes, but he had many games' worth of time being younger. Of course western media had to jump straight into Sam being a geezer. Can't wait for him to be called washed out and get his ass beat by a black woman

>bombs poor demon families
I DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

>>717331691
i can't wait for tourists to piss and moan about Issac Briggs even though he was in Blacklist (2014) as Sam's partner

Will half the runtime be taking place inside waist high air vents?

>>717331691
I mean he joked about being old a lot in Chaos Theory but he moved like a man in his prime during blacklist
I don't know if they'll acknowledge this

>>717331057 (OP)
Why are old bearded dudes the only white men allowed to exist?

I hate to ask because I think I know the answer but does it at least have Michael Ironside voicing Fisher?

>netflix animated show based on "nerd media"
Do you even have to ask
>>717331334
Sick bait

>>717331941
we were already pissing and moaning about blacklist though

>>717331057 (OP)
Is this some "we have to retain the rights to IP" bullshit?

can't wait to know who's queer in the splinter cell universe

>>717332230
Michael Ironside can't do Fisher anymore. He's got an old man voice now.

Wondering if they're going to adapt this mission too.

>You're underestimating me because I'm a lady! KYAAAA! WA-TA!
>Damn that woman! after we kidnapped her and bound her half-naked to a chair (with no intention of ever touching her of course) she FREED HERSELF and just started kicking with her damn kung-fu!
>She was like a devil, boss! Ten of us and one of her, and there was nothin' we could do!
>And those smarmy remarks of her, the dry sense of humor! I've never seen anything like that boss! That ain't no lady, that's a ruthless demon I tells ya!

>>717332465
As far as I can recall the Splinter Cell franchise started adding action girls with Double Agent 20 years ago.

>>717331057 (OP)
>trannyflix
lol no

>>717331057 (OP)
no, but it will be gay, pozzed and full of niggers. Is that alright with you anon?

>>717331057 (OP)
>Amerime
>Jewflix
No, it will be trash.

>>717332238
ubisoft's r6 animated shorts were great
https://youtu.be/SNN3z6CErjc

i liked it better than girl's frontline. gundam wing, gundam seed, and gundam 00 were better for military stuff and world building though
https://youtu.be/ueB0oNajuEg
https://youtu.be/ZL-SFx8TCHg
https://youtu.be/e2S4q581-To

No Ironside no buy

>>717331057 (OP)
How many pregnant chicks will be in the series? If it's not at least 3 in each episode, it will stray from Clancy's vision

>>717331057 (OP)
>Splinter Cell Animated Series
>Netflix
Probably gonna have Fisher get his bumhole dug out by a young handsome man with lots of diversity cheering around them. also
>that fucking design
So it's nuKratos "we must be better men" generic shit again.

>>717332406
Where is that from
>>717332360
Is that true? Proof?

>>717331057 (OP)
Is Splinter Cell series good? Should I start from the fist game?

>>717335495
If you like slow stealth then play chaos theory
If you prefer action stealth, play the latest one, blacklist

>>717335982
Does it matter for the story that I skip two first games? I don't know how much plot carry over between games.

>>717331057 (OP)
adaptions of video game ips are pretty much always woke with the once cool and heroic white male characters gettng emasculated and turned into weaklings and comic relief who get rescued, insulted and beaten up by women and minorities every 5 seconds.
like there are zero adaptions form the last 10 years which do not follow this exact playbook.

>>717336868
The story is the least important part of the series so don't worry about the plot
You might need to get used to the controls though if you're planning to start at chaos theory (chaos theory only has built in tutorial videos, no tutorials), also if you're playing on an amd GPU, you might need to do some additional patching

>>717331057 (OP)
Boring. I'd prefer a Secret Agent Bob and Special Agent Steve series.

>>717336868
The first two games are better than the third game, which made the guards slower and dumber for the purposes of making them easier to hold up for the meme interrogation dialogue
Unfortunately they do have other bullshit like the forced shootout levels or the infamous oil rig, but I think they're still better on the whole

Why does Ubisoft love putting Sam in everything except a new Splinter Cell game

why do you normies keep eating this shit up?

>>717331057 (OP)
On a scale of No to Hell No, it's approximately a Hell Fucking NO.

>>717338215
They're supposedly remaking the original splinter cell

>>717331057 (OP)
why not make a new splinter cell game instead of this shit?

>>717331941
Blacklist was the shitty one however.

>>717338471
do you really want Ubisoft of all devs to make a new game of a franchise you like?

>>717335236
the sicario movie

>>717338517
No. Conviction was the shitty one. Blacklist was a massive improvement.

>>717338517
Blacklist was good and I'm tired of chaos theory fans whining about it
>>717338525
Cool

>>717338320
normies will watch whatever the newest popular product is
my coworkers watched tlou2, one loved it and the other called it woke but watched it anyway

>>717331057 (OP)
OH BEATRICEEEEEE!!!!

>>717338609
Normies loved tlou right up to the exact same part where the chuds stopped liking the games. Then they also hated it too. Druckmann was seeking vindication with the tv show and instead the chuddies got it.

>>717331057 (OP)
>Fisher, you're a highly skilled infiltrator who can single-handedly shape the political landscape of small countries by collecting information and taking out highly ranked officials. We're putting you where you're needed most: investigating a retarded redneck militia.

>>717338889
So you think it's going to be an adaptation of Double Agent?

>>717331057 (OP)
how are they going to adapt chaos theory?

>>717331057 (OP)
member when Netflix Alucard got raped

member when Netflix DMC was about how demons were like heckin wholesome arab refugees and that humans were the real monsters.

>>717338215
Even THEY know they can't make games anymore.

>>717335495
not really, it's aged badly in comparison to something like thief or mgs gameplay wise.

>>717338889
>fisher sneaks into 4chan server room
What does he find?

>>717339891
both were 10x better than their original anime adaptations. people whine about the politics in the newer adaptations but they were a major improvement to the story

>>717331057 (OP)
why do all "anime-inspired" netflix animated shows all look the same, tomb raider, castlevania, DmC had the same exact art style too

>>717339891
Vlad Țepeș was sent to the Ottomans as a hostage, Netflix has nothing to do with the cannon.
It was mentioned in the greatest action anime of all time, Hellsing OVA, too. In all fairness, anyone would turn into a bloodthirsty genocidal maniac willing to turn demon to exact revenge after that.

>>717331057 (OP)
>john western animation man

>>717331057 (OP)
no because it's netflix and probably not michael ironside voicing

>>717341076
We are talking about Castlevania not a gay-ass fanfic about vampires that some fag wrote a thousand years ago.

>>717340686
>Hold on... this doesn't make any sense. All these white supremacist posts... their IP addresses point to locations in India.
>Oh my God... the entire 3rd Echelon IT department is Indian... We've been compromised! Fisher, I am declaring a Code Vantablack! No more digital communication -- this will be our last message to you. You're on your own. Good luck.

>>717341064
Don't know about TR, but Castlevania and DMC were made by the same nepobaby street shitter (who is now doing Duke Nukem). The art style is supposed to compliment the animation, which is made as cheap and nasty as possible.

>>717331691
Lasers? lasers are so

90's?

I was going to say 70's. Ugh. Will you Stop making me feel OLD?

I hate to tell you sam, but you are old!

>no ironside
>westoid slop artstyle
no

>>717331941
blacklist was the retarded one that added forced nagger teammate, and made sam 30 and changed him character totally into a hoorah braindead moron (as yet another insult to the poor crayon eaters) and dumped micheal ironside.

>>717331057 (OP)
>no ironside
wtf were they thinking

>>717338564
they were both equally shithouse and tarded.

>>717331057 (OP)
is it made by the poopjeet? looks like a bad conviction cartoon given latest sam fisher was discount older bourne

>>717331057 (OP)
>the elevator's stopped
>thanks lambert
Still my favorite exchange in the entire series. Ironside did the dry sarcasm so well.

>>717331057 (OP)
Ubisoft will do absolutely anything other than make a new good Splinter Cell game. I'd settle for a Chaos Theory remaster at this point.

>>717342738
There is a remake of SC1 that was supposed to be in the works. No news from it ever.

>>717331057 (OP)
Why does Sam look like Christopher Lee?
Is he at least voiced by Michael Ironside?

>>717331057 (OP)
>more shit no one asked for
99% chance it is jewish garbage

>>717331057 (OP)
>Netflix
can't wait to see the scene of him getting raped

>>717331057 (OP)
>Netflix.
>American anime.
>Good.
LOL. LMAO.

>>717341340
Alucard = Dracula
What, you thought one of the most famous monsters in the world is an exclusive?

>>717343283
>this Daquarious guy is the perfect husband to Sarah
>grandkids are cute as a button
I'm one of the writers btw

>>717343469
Faggot vampire who got raped≠Castlevania Dracula

>>717331057 (OP)
It will probably be good for zoomer women that want to fuck old men but that's it

>Netflix refuses to pay good anime like Immortal Guild for rights
>literally pays some nigger to run an AI video program instead

It will be so terrible it cannot be watched

>>717331057 (OP)
>pozzflix
lol

Will Grim appear

>>717346768
If so, hopefully in the slut variant.

>>717340860
Bait used to be somewhat fun.

>>717331057 (OP)
I can't wait for Sam's super-capable black female protege to steal the show!

>>717346956
I havent played conviction yet but she was cute in Blacklist

>>717331057 (OP)
why is modern American animation so soulless and bland?
it doesn't make the show any more or less watchable but I can't think of one that has a truly distinctive style

>>717331057 (OP)
>Netflix
So there is like a 90% chance it will be shit quality animation and go out of its way to include gay shit

>>717347653
that's a man

>>717331057 (OP)
Isn't this the one where Sam is a cripple with no legs?

>>717347767
Yes

>>717347803
Proof?

Why does every old man in media have to have that beard?

>>717331691
>time being younger

He was 48 in the first game, he was already markedly into middle age and the game even made a few jokes about it. Young Sam Fisher was only ever seen flashbacks.

>>717349495
To hide their sagging old man neck

Kills me that Sam Fisher is literally off-brand John Clark and then come Netflix time they literally got one of John Clark's actors to voice him.

>>717331057 (OP)
It's going to be another TR, Castlevania or DMC, right? There's no hope...

>>717349765
Lame

>>717331057 (OP)
what do you call that style of animation? it looks like absolute fucking shit

>>717331057 (OP)
Funny

>>717346956
Best I can do is a black lesbian that looks like she's been on crack for ninety years. That'll be seventy million in tax payer funding.

>>717331057 (OP)
>Will this be good?
No. Any other questions?

>>717341213
>western animation
no such thing, this looks like it was outsourced to that shitty gook studio Mir

>>717331057 (OP)
They should stop making series out of games with a paper thin story that haven’t had a game release in years

>>717351349
Blacklist had a decent story

>>717331941
implying woke writing wasn't ruining games already in 2014

>>717342251
Michael Ironside was undergoing cancer treatment

>>717338517
Chaos Theory > Blacklist > Pandora Tomorrow > Stealth Action Redefined > Double Agent > Conviction

>>717353360
CT > PT >>>>>>>>>> power gap >>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>717332685
>ubisoft's r6 animated shorts were great

>>717332685
ah yes sam fisher using nanosteroids to keep up with arthritis isntead of r6 universe sam fisher

>>717331057 (OP)
>netflix
>2025
>cynical vidya adaption
>IP about a man
>IP about a WHITE man
omae wa shindeiru

>>717331057 (OP)
>Ask for new game
>Get this shit instead

Are we in hell?

>>717331057 (OP)
>netflix
>good

>>717347894
Is Lambert going to be a sassy black trans woman is now?

>>717332360
>he's got an old man voice now
https://youtu.be/Vlnh0KLVJJ0?t=31
Fisher's an old man now.

>>717331142
FIRST POST. AND THAT'S /THREAD.

>>717331057 (OP)
It will be the greatest Tom Clancy adaptation ever.

>>717331057 (OP)
>shitflix in 2000+25
don't make me vomit

>>717355276
>Ask for new game
Anyone who asked for a new game from modern ubisoft should be shot

>>717351349
>he thinks Splinter Cell doesn't have novels to draw story from

>>717355812
>animeslop writing vs amerigroidslop writing
They are both shit, just in different ways.

>>717331057 (OP)
>things nobody wanted and asked for

>>717334093

One Anne Frank

>>717356086
>nobody asked for
Obviously the Ubisoft executives did.

>>717356036
Articulate what is shit about the left.

>>717355812
>that shit on the right
shitflix was a mistake

>>717335495
CT is probably the most "accessible" out of the older games, but SC1 and PT are still good if give them a fair shot.

>>717332685
Passable action movie slop. I see people running down the middle of hallways, no cover, Standing like an idiot with a missile launcher for what feels like an eternity, standing like a bigger idiot for a longer eternity.

Team rainbow hiring an ocean 11's parkor safe cracking heister out of a taco truck? Snap cover?

And of course tough girls everywhere. This is GI Joe class. And I STILL will bet that it's going to be better than what Netflix gives us.

>>717335495
It's uneven because of no continuity with most of the people making it, and less with the writers. I'd give it a shot, starting with the first one, but it's also OK to bail out.

>>717336868
The story doesn't matter AT ALL. Sam is a glownigga. In every sense of the word. He goes around doing glownigga things.

>>717335495
Play Splinter Cell 1, Pandora Tomorrow and Chaos Theory, ignore the rest.

>>717338215
They really want a live service, and they can't even make stealth games anymore.

>>717338471
Because they don't have the people. They have people working on Siege that hate guns and the police now.

>>717338435
I think my odds of liking this are equal to the odds of Tom Clancy joining the communist party.

>>717338447
kek ubishit is gonna pozz the demake up the gills

>>717339891
So CALL IT. What kind of "FUCK TOM CLANCY" trash are they going to put in this one?

>>717338320
"Netflix and chill" quite literally means Netflix. Normalfags only watch Netflix Originals and no other television shows. They cannot get enough of the slop which is why Netflix makes record profits every year.

>>717336868
The stories are entirely standalone and told through news broadcasts between missions. Double Agent (4) is when they tried telling an overarching story that proceed through Conviction (5) and Blacklist (6) but ultimately it's not that important. Just think of each game like a standalone season from a 2000s TV series where Sam has to go stop the badguy of the week.

>>717356872
>hate guns and the police now
They should open their french offices to muzzies.

>>717341353
>They were hiding the nerve gas in the curry!

>i took out all their tanks of nerve agent precursors in the harbor. They couldn't have used it.

>They didn't sam. They made their own by shitting into the curry vats.

>>717342738
>>717343123
>I'd settle for a Chaos Theory remaster at this point.
They can't even make a prince of persia remake anon. They just shut down the studio assigned to it and are starting over.

>>717342738
You'll get an online-only live service gAAAAslop with microtransactions instead.

>>717357257
>They can't even make a prince of persia remake anon
They couldn't figure out a way to endlessly monetize it so they scrapped it entirely.

>>717343267
>>717349897
Oh, its' far worse. Tom Clancy is a favorite of the Ronald Reagan republicans. They're going to see this as a chance to get back at everything he stood for.

>>717357596
How did ubishit get the rights to Clancy's IP's? Didn't he have some family relatives who could sue or did those cocksuckers sell out after he passed away?

Time to save the world from bigotry and racism Sam. It's the most important mission of them all. Also you are now gay.

>>717331057 (OP)
Sean Connery is dead though

>>717332685
>ubisoft's r6 animated shorts were great
Anon, I want you to know that I clicked on that link with exceedingly low expectations and I was still let down. I don't mean this as a simple insult, you have extraordinarily bad tastes.

>>717357986
It's probably a shill.

>>717356746
Blacklist is good too

>>717357780
Tom actually co founded his own video game company back in the 90's. Ubisoft bought the company that held the rights, decades ago, and actually did a servicable job.

His early shit had Sid fucking Meyer in a game about trying to stop the the sea portion of a soviet invasion of Europe, and America.

In 2008, Ubi bought all rights to Clancy. They were still making good shit back then. R6 vegas2. Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter , Splinter Cell Double agent.

It wasn't until after his death that things went downhill. Siege 2 years after was still good at launch. The Division is 3 years after, and your'e starting see strain.

>>717358591
>blackedlist is poo
ftfy

>>717358629
Blacklist hate is forced and old

>>717358696
>blacklist astroturfing is forced and indian
ftfy

>>717331057 (OP)
>Adi Shankar
dropped immediately

>>717358773
>Adi Shankar
They gave the project to that incompetent racist sack of shit?

>>717358770
It's a good game man

>>717360298
>SAAR REDEEM POOLIST
no thanks, sanjay

>>717358773
I'm pretty sure a random anon would unironically do a better job.
It's really fucking sad that Netflix show will automatically be considered a success since people will just watch whatever semi-interesting show being promoted to them when they're already paying for a subscription and don't give a shit about quality in the first place.
So a person like him can just succeed because no matter how awful he does, it will still be watched due to the job of the people actually making the damn thing look presentable at a surface which is all most people care about.

Imagine how many competent writers are barely scraping by in some wageslave job or just making random stuff that will never get published because they have to focus on their actual profitable career, while people like him are hired for project after project despite the abysmal quality, simply because it's borderline impossible for a Netflix show to fail.

>>717358169
>>717357986
Ubislop jeets post on /v/ at least once a day.

It's part of our ecosystem at this point.

>muh blacklist vs trilogy posting
Splinter Cell trilogy -> nothing else can offer what they can offer
Blacklist -> "what if intravenous but it sucked"

>>717331142
*Nigflix

>>717338320
They don't. The problem with these subscription models is they don't allow for the company to adequately respond to market forces as it relates to anything other than the catalogue in general. In other words, as long as there are a few shows or movies that convince most people to continue subscribing, the release of absolute swill like this does nothing other than brand damage to the name, which can't be easily quantified. I can assure you, very few people on the whole are consuming this slop, and none of that matters as long as they still have Stranger Things, Bridgerton, Queen's Gambit, etc.

The best analogy at this point would be if someone in the 90's asked their neighbor why they bother paying for cable if the Harry and the Henderson's television show was so bad that it flopped right out the gate. You'd simply respond that well yeah, but you don't watch that you watch Seinfeld, X-Files, and Stargate, so you don't care.

>>717346768
she is MOIST

>>717331057 (OP)
No.

>>717364651
holy shit it's scp-096

>>717331057 (OP)
Let me guess, it's about Sam being upstaged by a young female hero

>>717358773
>>717359481
>>717361036
are you guys just making shit up now
its not directed by the indian

>>717339891
What I remember was Netflix DMC was Bury The Light getting the most limp lo-fi techno cover I've ever heard in my life, like some youtube cover by some guy with 22 subs and a average hundred views type of cover, even those god awful 8-bit covers have more life to them

>>717332685
>Im too old to be a spy anymore
>I'm gonna train an entire new generation of special forces personally and physically fistfight them
these things dont add up, Also, didn't Sam barely trust the government by the end of his series?

>>717364958
Top kek

Splinter Cell can not exist without Ironside.

>>717362260
That's a top-down game
Not the same

>>717335495
yes, nigga

SC1 just got a mod that enhances the game, which also fixes technical issues on modern hardware out of box
https://github.com/Joshhhuaaa/EnhancedSC

You can download fixed Pandora Tomorrow from here, as it's not available on digital PC platforms
https://www.moddb.com/mods/splinter-cell-pandora-tomorrow-fixed-shadows-widescreen-support/downloads/scpt

Chaos Theory is fine as it is, you can download widescreen patch.

Double Agent is broken on PC and not a good game. PS2/Xbox version is a different game, that is more like a level pack to Chaos Theory.

Conviction is John Wick The Game.

Blacklist is ok, but different from the first games.

i finally played conviction, and even giving up on the idea of stealth its fucking bad.
is blacklist any better

>>717331057 (OP)
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1291938

Isto é entre tu e eu, nem te atreves a dizer ao jica

Mas sabias que a Helena no ano passado teve um aborto que custou 3000€?

E mais uma pergunta
Quem é que violou a Helena quando era pequena?
O Norberto, um professor de matemática ou de natação?
Foste tú? Até acredito
(Muito obrigado, pedofilo filho da puta chamada Alzira)
A pior parte é que ela deve ter gostado e isso explica tudo

Tenta não violar o bebê neto da tua gold digger, mr Ian Watkins

E também não vou tomar conta de quinta nenhuma
Quando morreres, essa quinta vai para os ciganos
Já estamos a lidar com as maldições da puta da Tia Mila
Já é triste e engraçado ao mesmo tempo ver o parvo do Tio Zé a apodrecer com as merdas dos avós
Queimam essa merda toda
"Legado de senpaiília" é um cancro

Não admira que o Jica vai ao Porto, atirar os pensos da sua mangina para outra parede

George "I built my career saying the most basic opinions and made the world more retarded" Carlin
Grande mistério que algumas pessoas são "vítimas" de violação

Quando o cocó atrai moscas, temos que lidar com as Vios e Reneés, só para alguém queixar que fez demasiados contactos
"sobre socialização" existe

Sou um gamedev com centenas de ideias, o glitterboy João Lúcio não compara

Quando a Helena se matar, lembra de onde vai ser enterrada para poderes viola-la mais uma vez

A senpaiília é a prisão original
Correntes desde o dia 1
És nascido com um perfil predefinido e informação que não escolheste
Já és obrigado a saber nomes de pessoas e levar merdas até quando és pequeno
Mas um dia, tem que haver um recomeço
Já demasiadas pessoas subiram as escadas, mando as escadas a baixo

>>717368246
Yes, it's a lot better

>>717331057 (OP)
this will be so good

>>717368282
What the fuck is this post?

>>717331057 (OP)
Lambert looks busted

>>717368990
ayy lmao

>>717331057 (OP)
If Michael Ironside isn't voicing sam I don't want to hear it.

>>717332360
That's fitting because Sam is an old man.

>>717331057 (OP)
no, of course not

>>717356746
Blacklist is the second best SC game when you consider all the side missions. Double Agent V2 is better than SC1 and PT. That only game that should be skipped is Conviction.

>>717331057 (OP)
I have no doubt those 12 FPS animations are going to be action packed.

>>717331057 (OP)
I don't touch anything associated with Netflix or Amazon's studios.

What is the obsession with making Sam washed up, rogue or involve his family? Can't we just have a classic Tom Clancy plot where you work for an agency and uncover a secret plot to overthrow the western world that only Sam can stop by sneaking some shit up?

>>717371850
>What is the obsession with making Sam washed up, rogue or involve his family?
Because in the 00's and 10s, crime/spy TV shows like Burn Notice and 24 was super popular, they wanted to make Sam into budget Jack Bauer instead of the NSA's ninja like what he started out as. Which just took one of the coolest super-spies in Video Games and just made him a budget version of Jack Bauer

>>717371523
Considering the fact they mo-capped a Krav Maga expert for the first three games as a selling point, I can't imagine how shit the martial arts will be.

It may even be Seagal tier.

>>717331057 (OP)
>Will this be good?
No, like none of the others were good.

>>717346768
>>717346956
>>717347653
Chaos Theory Grim best Grim.

>>717335495
honestly for a "stealth" game there feels little reason to go full stealth, Ie, just use a silence to kill people and dump them
you don't get punished or graded for it so why bother

>>717331057 (OP)
>constantly try to globalize a series
>ruin the mechanics
>ruin the setting
>ruin the characters
I still don't understand how you make something as cool as pandora tomorrow then chaos theory then proceed to say "no we will now make something else with the same name". It's been so long.