Thread 717434374

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>>717434374 (OP)
I won’t even consider getting a Switch 2 until it has real physical copies.

>>717434374 (OP)
HELL YEAH NINTENBROS WE'RE EATING GOOD

>>717434509
Tell that to greedy devs

>>717434509
It does but only first party games are guaranteed.

>>717434509
i wont get switch 2 until i can pirate games on it

>>717437140
Going by the way they handled the Switch 1, I imagine the Switch 2 has telemetry that broadcasts everything you do to Nintendo HQ, down to each button press, every 0.01 seconds. And if they catch you hacking and pirating they’ll send the Nintendo ninjas to hang you with Mario themed gallows.

>>717434374 (OP)
>owning a shitch 2
kekaroo

>>717437434
What sound effect does the gallows play when you actually die?

>>717437434
I'm all for pirating and emulation, but switch emu fags are so fucking annoying, I'm ok with this just so they can shut the fuck up for once.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN EMULATE SWITCH GAMES PEOPLE DONT CAAAARE

>>717437562
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BVQ_JHmvhCM

>>717434374 (OP)
Physical chads keep WINNING. Digital trannies BTFO AGAIN.

>>717434374 (OP)
Cool if it exists and it gets utilized.
But it's not even a meaningful size thing. Outside of shit like Bravely Default's paltry 4 GB requirements, a lot of the Switch 2 releases would've comfortably filled out the 64 GB minimum, e.g. Yakuza 0's 54 GB. They just don't want to eat the cost at all, even outside of stuff like Marvelous or CDPR just saying they bumped up the price to subsidize the all-on-cartridge releases.
Fact of the matter is a lot of these companies wouldn't even bother if they didn't have to. Blurays are much much cheaper than a medium that has had zero reason to exist until the Switch 2 and a lot of companies don't even bother with that anymore.

Steam code's in the case, have fun, dipshit.

Turns out this is a translation of an article for investors, and likely referenced the multiple cart sizes already in place for the original Switch

>>717434509
Physical matters for pressed discs, but not for these flash memory carts the switch uses. These will start to fail within 20 years as they leak electrons.
Even old SNES games which use mask rom will outlast them 10x. Probably purely digital versions will outlast them lol.

>>717438707
Why lie?

>>717434374 (OP)
64GB is fucking tiny, why are the limited to that in the first place?

>>717434374 (OP)
Now introducing: 90$ games!

>>717438961
It's not the maximum limit, it's the minimum limit.

Reminder, this doesn't mean that third parties won't opt for game keys.
You have to stop buying their games and say you hate keys.

>>717439187
I already pirate third party on PC so no worries there

>>717438961
It's the smallest size available. Devs are using it as an excuse to use keys.

>>717434374 (OP)
How the fuck can developers not fit their games in a 64gb cart when the texture quality gets shot to shit from the Switch 2's terrible hardware?

I think them pretending switch 2 games MUST use that new cart format is bullshit anyway.
why not use switch 1 carts for switch 2 editions if the new carts are so expensive right now?
I saw the comparison, the switch 2 carts are only a second faster than the switch 1 cart. And switch 1 carts are cheap and you can get a huge amount of storage options

too little too late. the trust is gone.
current (and many future) releases are condemned to the uncollectable game key format

>>717439032
I support tendies getting dicked down.

>>717434374 (OP)
How much will the cost? Like $600 or $700?

>>717439315
It's not about fitting, it's about not wanting to pay the production costs for the 64GB cart. Proprietary carts, and new ones at that, have considerable costs in large scale. Unlike a blu-ray, even a UHD blu-ray which costs pennies in comparison

>>717439629
My cock is around 64 gigs. Your downloads it every other night. Some times she cums so hard she blue screens out. Sometimes she completely passes out when get behind her and use my RAM. She gave me malware at least twice, filthy whore. >>717439629

>>717438939
chatgpt it boyo
I take no pleasure in shattering your joy of game collecting, blame nintendo they are the shitbags cheaping out here

>>717439315
>when the texture quality gets shot to shit from the Switch 2's terrible hardware?
That's not how that works at all by the way.

>>717439629
I don't give a fuck about the money question. How can you not take a 100gb game and make it fit into a 64gb cartridge when one of the biggest reasons why your game is 100gb in the first place is uncompressed 8k textures that the Switch 2 isn't targheting to render?

>>717440321
more like 64 bytes, bitch.

>>717440534
Textures have never been an issue, the biggest issue has always been audio and how every game now has the dub for every language rather than just English and Japanese with subtitles.

>>717440321
Why are Indians allowed on this website, again?

>>717440428
> chatgpt it boyo
lol I swear to god, you broccoli heads are genuinely retarded. Incapable of individuals thoughts. I have zero cartridges or discs not function from any kind of rot.

>>717440534
>I don't give a fuck about the only reason the key cards exist in the first place so I can argue about some irrelevant bullshit

>>717440531
Ye of course just because you aren't rendering the texture at its full resolution doesn't mean it's taking up less place. But you could just cut out the middle man and reduce the texture on the development side and make it fit into a 64gb cart.

>>717440664
That was the case in the past, not anymore. Textures take up the majority of space now

>>717440798
Keep living in your schizo world then

>>717440698
Indians need to be banned from the entire internet, and I see no argument against nuking the entire country to kingdom come. It would certainly smell better and be cleaner.

>>717439315
>have 4gb game
>only have 64gb, costs you 3bucks a pop(this is a low ball AI says 16 bucks)
>have to at least make a certain number the make a release
>unsold copies can erase your sales if your game sells pretty bad
This is the reason, senpai.
Nintendo asking 10 bucks for physical makes sense since its only a 15% premium. But a 20 bucks indie costing 50% more for physical? Hard to swallow for some.

Its way more complex then "dev sucks nintendo is hate"

>>717440698
>>717440894
That's enough racism for one day.

>>717441034
Saar you are part of the most racist society on the planet. So shut your bloody mouth, benched.

>>717437140
buy one now and keep it in the box till an exploit is found
the launch model is always the most vulnerable

>>717441082
I'm whiter than you and my 64 gig cock is 100x bigger than yours, Antonio

>>717434509
It already does. Stop believing griftubers.

Do the carts still taste like man cum?

>>717441247
I’m grey eyed, pale, and have dirty blonde hair. You are definitely not whiter than me.

>>717434630
it's not the devs are greedy, it's Nintendo fault here for not giving devs option to use smaller size cart for games like bravely default that's only 11gb

>>717441431
No, you're lying. When you were growing up, didn't you ever wonder why your hair was nappier then your siblings? Why you always seemed to want to order fried chicken and grape soda when they were ordering the roast?

>>717441446
Yes it's Nintendo's fault for not unilaterally dictating industry-wide memory standards

>>717434509
>I won’t even consider getting a Switch 2 until it has real physical copies

What do you do? Swap out all the games like you're 12 years old?

Do you carry them around with you?

If you're in bed and want to play a different game do you have to get up out of bed, fumble with dogshit tacky plastic boxes and then get back into bed?

I haven't bought a physical game for almost 10 years and only poorfag kiddies would care about living like that lmao

>>717434374 (OP)
Meh.
>No confirmation that this will apply to Switch 2 carts
>Even if it was confirmed, they could take years to roll out on Switch 2
>When do turd parties ever not go for the cheapest option possible with game key cards?

>>717441803
>I’m too lazy to spend 8 seconds swapping out a cartridge, so owning your games is bad.

>>717442036
I do own my games. They're all right there on my system. Are they in danger? Is someone going to steal them from me?

>>717442127
You have a license key that can be revoked.

>>717442236
>You have a license key that can be revoked.

Never gonna happen. You're delusional.

>>717442415
>Forgets to put your pants on one time before starting an switch-video call
>Permabanned from all your games and console

>>717442127
>hack your account
>say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>account banned
:^)

>>717441320
>It already does.

>>717443445
Partners Direct should called Game Key Direct from now on.

>>717443095
>>717443126
>"They're not going to take away my purchased games"
>physicalfags respond with retarded scenarios
Every time

>>717438707
I'm not saying you're wrong in principle, what you're saying COULD be true. But we've yet to see actual evidence of it. The closest we had was a scare when someone reported that WiiU flash was degrading and bricking the consoles but it turned out to be more reddit karma farming from an idiot that bricked his console on his own.
Flash only theoretically degrades on the shelf. People who claim it tend to be people who grabbed some ancient 64GB SATA SSD then shorted the pins putting the cables in at an angle, damaging the SATA controller and not the flash, then claming the lack of drive on their windows box was totally not their fault.
We've seen ancient precursors to flash like FRAM degrade when not powered for a LONG time, but that's why we invented flash, because older technology sucked. And that's why we're still using flash, because it doesn't suck enough to switch to new technology like crosspoint.

why did they need to be dragged to this point kicking and screaming. it will be a few generations before they can get away with killing physical with insigificant pushback. i know they know this

>>717441390
Why do you know what that tastes like, anon?

>>717442236
Anon, literally every game, physical or digital, is a licence.

awwwww yeah

>>717444917
You never accidentally shot yourself in the face and got cum in your mouth?

>>717445315
You’re the worst kind of useful idiot.

>>717446090
No, because im not a queer.

>>717434374 (OP)
>Capcom launches RE4 remake on switch on a cartridge
>it's a 16 gb cart, you have to download another 40 gb
what's the fucking point?

>>717446250
Yeah sure, the educated one is the idiot.
Not the one screaming his head off about things he doesn't understand.

>>717438707
>Physical matters for pressed carts
Fixed

>>717442127
>I do own my games
No you don't.
>Is someone going to steal them from me?
Steal what? There's nothing for them to take. You have a worthless copy no different than a pirated copy and it's the same copy everyone has because the storefront you purchased it from owns the game.

>>717434509
>t.luddite

>>717446090
Not accidentally, no.

>>717437140
based based based based based based

>>717434374 (OP)
um.... doomerbros... our response?