Thread 717493829

>list of games you can demo on the Switch 2 at Gamescom

NINTENDO WON BIGLY

SNOYS AND PC FATS BTFO

>>717493829 (OP)
>Silksong

Brooooos..........

Cyberpunk on Gamecube?

Hell yeah brother

>>717493829 (OP)
>silksong
Fake

This is my first time playing TotK and at the same time I feel an unbearable urge to go to the store and buy Bananza. Besides TotK, I have other Switch 1 games to play that I intentionally left to play now

What the fuck should I do

>>717494106
you should kill yourself

>>717494106
Bananza is way better paced. Do that first.

TotK will hit you with open world fatigue.

>>717494106
Bananza unlike ToTK is a good game, so go get it.

>>717494189
Bananza is great but totk broke this /shithole/ in such a beautiful way i doubt we’ll ever see anything like it. Even gta will not get the hourly seethe threads for YEARS after release the way totk did.

>>717495586
Totk is only 2 years old

>>717494106
TOTK is great, don't listen to the shitposters
My advice with that game is that the more you do the story the more abilities you unlock and even though it's fun to fuck around at the start of the game it's even more fun to do that when you're further in and have more options
I had 200 hours in it by the time I finally stopped playing and I was still finding new shit to do, it's incredible how expansive that game is while still being polished. Nothing else like it and by far the best game of the 2020s

>>717493829 (OP)
theres only two games here everyone is going to come for, so why did they bother filling in the others?

>>717494106
TotK is cool, definitely better than BotW. But unfortunately it's still open world slop.
Bananza is pretty great though, I'd get it eventually, no need to rush though.

>>717495997
what do you think the point of conventions like gamescom is? Trannytubers with camcorders trying to get footage of unreleased games don't cover even 0.1% of attendees

>>717493829 (OP)
So the Silksong, Metroid and Pokemon demo booth?
Who fucking cares about that other dhit thats already out

>>717493829 (OP)
Nintendo will only win if they lower the price on their shit 2 console.

>>717494106
They're both braindead slop design, just play your other Switch 1 games.

>>717493829 (OP)
Wow shit games everyone already played 5 years ago with better hardware amazing Nintendo i kneel ..kek

What happened? Wasn’t the thought of a playable Metroid Prime 4 and Silksong in the same room enough to make people shit themselves?

>>717497505
Silksong is releasing everywhere
And Prime 4 looks like shit

>>717497505
silksong maybe not it's been enough of a clown nose for indie games that it's been a meme for longer than it's probably been in serious development. now has "duke nukem forever" status

metroid prime 4 though? you bet i'm gonna be blasting ropes at the thought of playing it

>>717497505
I dont want a fucking demo for Silksong I want a release date.

>>717495586
GTA will be a good game, far different than tears of the $70 dlc. Nintendo can learn a thing or two from rockstar in general.

>>717497505
I want release dates, not demos at a conference I wont be attending.

NintendoGAF doesn't want to hear it, but Sony just announced that the PS5 has sold 80.3 million lifetime units.

They are going absolutely nowhere fast.

I just bought Splatoon 3 after buying Switch 2 and it seems like not so many people are playing this game. Finding players takes pretty long, I see same nicknames over and over again and sometimes it even says unable to find players for the match. Weird, I thought plenty of people who bought into the Switch 2 hype will jump into this game. Is matchmaking regional? It asked me to pick region when I first launched the game and said I could switch it later.

>>717493829 (OP)
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!

>>717493829 (OP)
Whoa, demos for Elden Ring, Cyberpunk, Hades 2 and Final Fantasy VII Remake
Turd parties really are bringing their A game.

>>717497970
>Is matchmaking regional
Yes, they introduced that in 3
They introduced a lot of bullshit in 3 that I hate in fact
Golden age of Splatoon was 1 and 2, you've missed the boat

>>717493829 (OP)
Do anons here go to Gamescom? I live about 30 km away from it, but it's been over 10 years since I last went there

>>717494168
>>717494189
>>717495895
>>717496043
d-driving back home, lads

and yes TotK is fantastic but also HUEG, it can easily exceed 200h. I'll be back later

>>717493829 (OP)
>Silksong
it's never being released. just give up, anon.

>>717500724
my best guess: Kirby Air Riders, Splatoon Raiders, and Hyrule Warriors is 2026 now, Metroid Prime 4 is November

>>717493829 (OP)
these are basically all games that are already out

>>717499813
Your mom is driving

>>717499813
based. TOTK is fantastic but DKB is utterly insane and fun

>>717493829 (OP)
I did not care for Hollowknight.

>>717495997
Not everyone has a switch 2

>>717501232
so, no new exclusives for Switch 2 this year?

>>717497505
>prime 4
Same demo as the switch 2 launch

>silksong
Whatever

>>717502920
Yes actually, I think its why theyre being so quiet. Their Switch 2 exclusives arent ready to roll and theyre scrambling to figure out how to break the news.

>>717493829 (OP)
I'd be tempted to go. But realistically, how long would the Silksong, Prime4, and Pokemon ZA lines be?

>>717503140
also supporting this is thats also the reason Switch 2 release was delayed to begin with

>>717502920
Air riders 2

>>717499813
Play until you get tired of it, then sell it for 80% of what you paid for it, and that's it.

>>717501232
Some internal shit leaked, or it was some kind of earnings call:
Everything was for 2025 but the splatoon spin off was 2026.
Hyrule warrios had winter as a date

>>717504672
That is my plan yeah

>>717493829 (OP)
A sigh of relief that silksong is coming out, but why is it always revealed that nintendies are absolutely desperate to play movie games? What happened to this company

>>717507019
What movie games?

um half of that shit is years old

>>717507221
They stopped making games for the switch in 2023 to prepare this shitty launch. Please understand.

>>717493829 (OP)
>prime
Halo for nintendies
>Hades
The most casual braindead roguelite ever made
>borderlands
A quirky console shooter that pretends to have gameplay but is literally just really shallow diablo loot and bazinga humor
>Final Fantasy
Square Enix has made nothing but movies for the last 25 years
>Cyberpunk
A literal movie where you do nothing but watch roided out Mexicans act like they're in a soap opera for single moms

Silksong is the only potentially good game here. Even Elden Ring was kinda boring honestly, could not stomach playing it again when the dlc released.

I'm starting to believe Switch2 will seriously fail expectations. The console already, completely lost tractions.
I don't think Prime4 will become a system seller. Pokemon looks like shit and will only sell to the Pokemon crowd. Nobody thinks S2 will become the sports game console.

Third party support is laughable especially since again people get to buy an inferior full price port. Bigger games are already skipping the console.
>No the Switch doens't need the latest From Soft game
>No the Switch doens't need the latest Monster Hunter
>No the Switch doens't need Battlefield 6
>No the Switch doens't need fotm/UE5 slop
>No the Switch doens't need GTA5 + 1

>>717499813
Good choice. You could 100% DK 3 or 4 times before finishing TotK

>>717507671
>Halo for nintendies
Dead meme. Metroid Prime is not an FPS game in the traditional sense. By the way, how is Halo doing these days? Still on life support?

>>717508829
I don't like Halo either kid. Prime is Halo. It's a slow cinematic console shooter where you walk down dark hallways and plow through completely unthreatening enemies slowly

>>717507671
>Halo for nintendies
This is how I know you are bullshittimg

>>717508963
>It's a slow cinematic console shooter where you walk down dark hallways and plow through completely unthreatening enemies slowly
You could've just said you've never played a prime game, unc

>>717509313
It's Halo, ever since the GameCube Nintendo has been copying popular goyslop from other consoles and slapping branding on it while making it for little kids. Luigis Mansion is a RE clone for example. The difference is they used to have decent platformers. Now those platformers are generic open world games. And retards have the audacity to brag about it. All consoles suck. Stop with this console warring nonsense.

>>717509912
>Luigis Mansion is a RE clone for example
Lmao what?

>>717509912
Nigger I love Halo 1-3. Metroid Prime is literally just Metroid in 3D. They are nothing alike. You are grasping at straws.

>>717509912
>Prime 4 shows a cinematic
>Holy shit is just like Gaylo! Ima right?!?

>>717493829 (OP)
>metroid prime 4
dunno might be alright
>pokeymanz
dunno nothing can top gold-silver-crystal
>silksong
not even out yet.
>hades 2
rogueslop
>elden ring
3 year old game
>borderlands
memeshit
>ff7: fanfic edition
no, just no.
>bananza
eh I'll give 'em this one.
>mkw
eh I'll give 'em this one
>mario jamboree
boo bring back mario party
>fifa
nobody cares
>cyberpunk
better on PC, as are most of these games that are also on PC.
/v/erdict: D- wake me up when there's a new zelda that isn't shit, or a new f-zero game

>>717494106
I'd stick with TOTK. Bananza has a lot of hype right now because Nintendo needs that, but it feels like a MKW situation again, where "people"/influencers say THIS IS A GOTY OMG for a month and then move on.

>>717510476
>where "people"/influencers say THIS IS A GOTY OMG for a month and then move on.
Doesn't this happens with every single "good" game every month?

>>717510476
Nah, Bananza is not only GotY material, but the most unique Nintendo experience we've gotten in a long ass time.

>>717510019
It's literally RE1 for little kids. How in denial do you have to be to not realize this?

>>717507671
Idk about the rest of those but calling Cyberpunk a movie game is so incredibly fucking wrong. If you think Cyberpunk is a moviegame, then what's not? Morrowind? Dr. Mario? NetHack?

>>717510076
>Nigger I love Halo 1-3
Keep your dumb opinions to yourself then

>>717493829 (OP)
How many are exclusive?

>>717510809
>If you think Cyberpunk is a moviegame, then what's not
I'm playing factorio right now, no hours of dialogue, no slowly driving to points of interest while listening to annoying characters monologue, no "minigame" where you watch a cutscene over and over and play wheres Waldo. Morrowind is also something made for idiots who hate video games.

>>717510845
Says the tranime poster with verifiably false opinions

>>717493829 (OP)
I thought all Switchfags had rigs capable of playing modern games, or so they claimed. How did they win by getting a bunch of games that are playable on PC?

>>717493829 (OP)
5 of these are new releases. I have had it up to here with nintendo getting a third party game and advertising it like its a brand new game. Cyberpunk is 5 years old people. This completley unacceptable.

>>717511467
Cry about it

>>717507671
>Halo for nintendies
underage or sneething snoy

>>717511467
No one cares retard.

>>717500724
>Dear me I was
Forgot about this one.

>>717499813
fellow Italy bro! enjoy the Kong!

>>717493829 (OP)
>no new ns2 exclusives
wake me up when the next gen truly starts.

>>717495586
Nobody talks about totk at all. It kind of came and went like a wet fart.

>>717493829 (OP)
Spielt diese nuts