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Anonymous No.717637619 >>717637984 >>717637986 >>717641957 >>717642307 >>717642509 >>717642515 >>717644134 >>717644470 >>717646424 >>717647713 >>717648927 >>717651238 >>717662747 >>717663560 >>717667562 >>717676656 >>717678324 >>717682002 >>717683423
>Play pokemon game
>Fall in love with a pokemon instead of any of the girls
Anonymous No.717637984 >>717643616 >>717643698
>>717637619 (OP)
+2 252 Atk Choice Band Orichalcum Pulse Tera Fire Koraidon Flare Blitz vs. 116 HP / 0 Def Mawile in Sun: 2768-3258 (1025.1 - 1206.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Anonymous No.717637986 >>717641770
>>717637619 (OP)
Mawile is more like a daughter-type pokemon though.
Anonymous No.717638032 >>717649752
>>>/vp/
Anonymous No.717639260 >>717662020
>Play pokemon game
>Fall in love with a boy instead of any of the girls
Anonymous No.717641770 >>717641996 >>717643448
>>717637986
What does this mean specifically?
Anonymous No.717641957
>>717637619 (OP)
OP is a man of culture.
Anonymous No.717641996
>>717641770
It means its daughterwife time
Anonymous No.717642072 >>717642365
>Retroactive Fairy type
I love her but that's a deal breaker, sorry bitch.
Anonymous No.717642168 >>717642434 >>717664505
I have done nothing but scribble mawil's and share it with /vp/ the last month
I need help
Anonymous No.717642307
>>717637619 (OP)
More likely than you think!
Anonymous No.717642365 >>717642464 >>717642658
>>717642072
>giving up on your pokewaifu because of a type change
You never loved her
Anonymous No.717642434 >>717657348
>>717642168
Well, are you going to share any with US?
Anonymous No.717642460 >>717642718 >>717642771
>retroactive fairy type
>rapist tier mega evolution
holy shit i didnt realize i could love mawile MORE
Anonymous No.717642464
>>717642365
code lyoko
Anonymous No.717642509
>>717637619 (OP)
haha yeah...
Anonymous No.717642515 >>717642806
>>717637619 (OP)
happens
Anonymous No.717642658 >>717665840
>>717642365
Fairy types are cancer and one of the worst additions ever made, coincidentally just below megas and other gimmicks.
Anonymous No.717642659
Pokemon has the worst and most degenerate fanbase in all of media. Doesn't help that the franchise's quality is a fucking shitshow now.
Anonymous No.717642718 >>717642771
>>717642460
Don't forget
>banned by smogon
Anonymous No.717642771 >>717643278 >>717656968
>>717642460
>>717642718
elaborate
im powerfully intrigued
Anonymous No.717642806 >>717643318
>>717642515
That's a boy....
Anonymous No.717643278
>>717642771
Not much to say, Mega Mawile had 259 base attack (HUGE POWER) with one of the best typing combos and move pools in the game.
Anonymous No.717643318
>>717642806
don't care, he's my wife
Anonymous No.717643448
>>717641770
it means no pokepuffs until they do their homework
Anonymous No.717643616 >>717643875
>>717637984
>+2
>Choice band
Anonymous No.717643698 >>717644019
>>717637984
+2 252 Atk Mega Mawile Sucker Punch vs anything -- guaranteed OHKO after rocks
Anonymous No.717643875
>>717643616
I fucking knew someone was going to point this out because I set the boost after seeing the swords dance in the template BUT before changing the item (it was life orb) and then didn't change it back
Anonymous No.717644019
>>717643698
sucker? never even heard of her.
Anonymous No.717644039 >>717644109 >>717644310
Anonymous No.717644086
Anonymous No.717644109
>>717644039
That isn’t a pokemon..
Anonymous No.717644134
>>717637619 (OP)
this image makes me wanna throw it in the air and catch it instead of marry it
Anonymous No.717644148
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Anonymous No.717644301
Hildaanon, please, contain yourself, this is not the thread.
Anonymous No.717644310
>>717644039
>850x
actual braindead ape
Anonymous No.717644470 >>717645429 >>717646027 >>717662747
>>717637619 (OP)
She's good, however:
Anonymous No.717644909
I used to have a crush on Wally when I was a kid. I'm not gay or anything, I just thought he was a neat character. Cool. Kinda inspiring like how he overcomes his health problem and becomes a legitimate surprise rival? Like I'm not gay but he's kinda cute like he's basically female coded.
Anonymous No.717645106 >>717645210 >>717645429 >>717648676 >>717662747 >>717683409
How desperate are you? On a scale from 1 to 10.
Anonymous No.717645210
>>717645106
She cute, but would not fug
Anonymous No.717645429 >>717646063
>>717644470
>>717645106
give me every daughtermon
Anonymous No.717646027
>>717644470
muma nigga
Anonymous No.717646063
>>717645429
One man simply cannot have so many daughtermons.
Anonymous No.717646108
mawile may be the single sexiest pokemon ever made. There needs to be more porn.
Anonymous No.717646424
>>717637619 (OP)
Definitely a good mon to fall in love with
Anonymous No.717647046
For me, its the Lop
Anonymous No.717647626 >>717650273
Plague's Mawile is super cute
Anonymous No.717647713
>>717637619 (OP)
yeah...
Anonymous No.717647759 >>717647836 >>717662747
maractus!
Anonymous No.717647836
>>717647759
Excellent taste
Anonymous No.717648240 >>717648304
Maractus gang has arrived
Anonymous No.717648298 >>717648647
Pokemon are wives.
Anonymous No.717648304
>>717648240
Every /vp/ thread is a Maractus thread.
Anonymous No.717648647
>>717648298
Imagining Glaceons hot puffy cookie on our wedding night...
Anonymous No.717648676
>>717645106
11
Anonymous No.717648820 >>717652107
Halloween is coming
Anonymous No.717648927 >>717649160
>>717637619 (OP)
That's more likely than you think
Anonymous No.717649160 >>717649301 >>717649323 >>717649557
>>717648927
Why she so round?
Anonymous No.717649301 >>717649434
>>717649160
There's more to grab
Anonymous No.717649323
>>717649160
She's not round enough
Anonymous No.717649434 >>717651097
>>717649301
I never understood the featureless genitalia thing for Pokemon. Where do the eggs come out? There's gotta be at least ONE hole to fuck.
Anonymous No.717649557
>>717649160
Padding for human xxx.
Anonymous No.717649752
>>717638032
/vp/ is full of cancer now, newfaggot
Anonymous No.717650273 >>717651285
>>717647626
Big fan of Mawifu and how they draw her
Anonymous No.717651097 >>717652660
>>717649434
The mouth
Anonymous No.717651238 >>717663701
>>717637619 (OP)
i never thought of myself as a pokefucker
but when sun and moon came out i found myself crushing hard on celesteela
Anonymous No.717651285
>>717650273
gah dam
Anonymous No.717652107 >>717662747
>>717648820
im ass obsessed with this massive gourd
Anonymous No.717652175 >>717652354
This is my wife, say something nice about her
Anonymous No.717652354 >>717652389 >>717652567 >>717652962 >>717653174
>>717652175
I killed her mom
Anonymous No.717652389
>>717652354
That's okay, it just made her clingy
Anonymous No.717652567
>>717652354
Friendly reminder a human would NEVER fit
Anonymous No.717652660
>>717651097
>pokemon reproduce by kissing
Anonymous No.717652962
>>717652354
Bratty little slut...
Anonymous No.717653174 >>717653875
>>717652354
Why does Pikachu in that skin tight outfit increase her sexiness tenfold?

Absolutely would demolish this on a Saturday night.
Anonymous No.717653875 >>717654231
>>717653174
Because it implies there's something lewd to hide from view.
Anonymous No.717654231 >>717654717
>>717653875
I'm not sure how they got away with this.
Anonymous No.717654717
>>717654231
PUFFY
Anonymous No.717656968
>>717642771
unga bunga snu snu
Anonymous No.717657348 >>717660713 >>717664505
>>717642434
sure
Anonymous No.717658815
Anonymous No.717660713
>>717657348
Nice
Anonymous No.717661436 >>717661836
Completely normal phenomena.
Anonymous No.717661836 >>717662059 >>717662557
>>717661436
The sex fox
Anonymous No.717662020
>>717639260
I dunno man, that seems pretty gay
Anonymous No.717662059
>>717661836
Wow what a perverted humanphile that fox is
Anonymous No.717662231 >>717678094
Anonymous No.717662557
>>717661836
Fucking hot
Anonymous No.717662747 >>717666589
>>717637619 (OP)
>>717645106
>>717644470
>>717647759
>>717652107
all of you, based taste.
Anonymous No.717663206
>sudden urge to play Pokemon again
Any fun hacks/essentials come out within the last couple of years? I remember playing Unbound and being really pleased with the mechanics and QoL and exploration, to the point I overlook the cringefest that were the characters + plot
Anonymous No.717663560 >>717663910
>>717637619 (OP)
Anonymous No.717663701
>>717651238
Cute Bwoosh
Anonymous No.717663885 >>717672248
Anonymous No.717663910
>>717663560
A noodle is fine too.
Anonymous No.717664505 >>717668514
>>717642168
>>717657348
Looks like the grinding is paying off, always liked your mawiles but feel like you've improved with them lately.
Anonymous No.717665128 >>717665194 >>717666442
She'll be back in Gen 10!
Anonymous No.717665171
>watermark slop
Anonymous No.717665194 >>717665465
>>717665128
>goes from ponytail to twintails
>kimono becomes cute and pink
>otherwise looks exactly the same
Mega Mawile was always a based form
Anonymous No.717665465 >>717676216
>>717665194
It confirmed that she's fully intended to be a waifumon, since Gardevoir and Lopunny got the same treatment, where they just got more feminine. Every other mega got a more noticeable transformation.
Anonymous No.717665840
>>717642658
>metafagging pokemon
this is even gayer than speedrunning
Anonymous No.717666442
>>717665128
They'll take away Megas again immediately after Legends ZA, which isn't gen X.
Anonymous No.717666589
>>717662747
Based thread, based anons, based waifu picks. This is the kind of quality PokΓ©mon degeneracy that makes lurking worth it. Keep posting your top-tier taste, kings.
Anonymous No.717667562
>>717637619 (OP)
happens....
Anonymous No.717668514
>>717664505
Ty anon. I'll be sure to try to improve more and hopefully be faster as well
Anonymous No.717670776
Bump
Anonymous No.717672248
>>717663885
>Pay for a date?
>So lame
Broke bitch roflmbfao
Anonymous No.717672729 >>717675013 >>717675220 >>717675792
The grippers...
Anonymous No.717675013
>>717672729
handholding..
Anonymous No.717675220
>>717672729
Beautiful
Anonymous No.717675792 >>717676374
>>717672729
>no stompers
old and busted
Anonymous No.717675840
Which Pokemon is a sleeper hit?
Anonymous No.717675907
i havenΒ΄t played or been interested in pokemon in a decade
but i think sheΒ΄s neat
Anonymous No.717676086
>"unpopular? dont think i dont see you staring boy"
Anonymous No.717676216
>>717665465
>Mega-Beedrill
>doubles the total amount of drills

His really was the drill that would pierce the heavens.
Anonymous No.717676374 >>717676437
>>717675792
Anonymous No.717676437 >>717676624 >>717678602
>>717676374
Uhhhhhhhhh, sauce?
Anonymous No.717676624
>>717676437
sorry no clue
Anonymous No.717676656 >>717680532
>>717637619 (OP)
I want to TICKLE Mawile
Anonymous No.717676927 >>717677672
Well, subjectively speaking, I like Trevenant. I'd imagine he'd be a hoot at any Haunted House. Why they made it a trade only evolution I'll never know.
Anonymous No.717677672
>>717676927
Because fuck you, buy more.
Alternatively, get some friends you friendless loser.
~Nintendo
Anonymous No.717677798 >>717677868 >>717678178
I fapped to fat Braixen cookie again...
Anonymous No.717677868 >>717678201 >>717678312
>>717677798
foxes don't have cookies retard LMAO
Anonymous No.717678094 >>717678217
>>717662231
SHE SMELLS LIKE MARIJUANA.
Anonymous No.717678178
>>717677798
No need to feel bad about it. You just do what feels right
Post 5327814 is my favorite cookie pic of her
Anonymous No.717678201
>>717677868
I don't believe you
Post proof
Anonymous No.717678217
>>717678094
lemme get a hit of that pokemonZA
Anonymous No.717678312
>>717677868
Well good thing she's a pokemon then, imagine if I had masturbated to anatomically inaccurate porn. Boy, would that have been embarrassing!
Anonymous No.717678324 >>717678546
>>717637619 (OP)
That's supposed to be intended with how you'll tend to stick to certain mons through a game. It's funny that some devs over at Gamefreak left the company because the series started to focus more on the trainers than pokemon for this exact reason
Anonymous No.717678546
>>717678324
>some devs over at Gamefreak left the company because the series started to focus more on the trainers than pokemon
Gigabased
Anonymous No.717678602 >>717679241
>>717676437
NTA but i also wanted sauce and found it after extensive research
https://x.com/Furumi92/status/1884927732167172528
Anonymous No.717679241
>>717678602
A bit disapointing, I understand the crop now
Thanks
Anonymous No.717680532
>>717676656
Post it
Anonymous No.717681018 >>717681819 >>717683035
recently gained a newfound appreciation for mommymons, Floatzel in particular is really nice
Anonymous No.717681819 >>717682523
>>717681018
is floatzel "mommy"?
Anonymous No.717682002
>>717637619 (OP)
Test
Anonymous No.717682060 >>717682137
I don't play mainline slop. I only play PMD.
Anonymous No.717682137
>>717682060
the slop of the mystery dungeon series
Anonymous No.717682523
>>717681819
there is definitely a not all that insignificant population of artists who prefer to depict her as "mommy"
Anonymous No.717683035
>>717681018
Anonymous No.717683409 >>717683949
>>717645106
onahole/10
https://files.catbox.moe/3tez5v.gif
Anonymous No.717683423 >>717683673 >>717684324
>>717637619 (OP)
I think this thing is very sexy.
Anonymous No.717683673 >>717683773
>>717683423
smugleaf is not for sexual
Anonymous No.717683773 >>717684324
>>717683673
Too late.
Anonymous No.717683949
>>717683409
I do this to prevent them from turning into disgusting Toxapex
Anonymous No.717684283
Me too anon. Me too.
Anonymous No.717684324
>>717683423
>>717683773
based
Anonymous No.717685140 >>717685737
Anonymous No.717685737
>>717685140
Bratty marsupial
Anonymous No.717685962