Thread 717637619

>Play pokemon game
>Fall in love with a pokemon instead of any of the girls

>>717637619 (OP)
+2 252 Atk Choice Band Orichalcum Pulse Tera Fire Koraidon Flare Blitz vs. 116 HP / 0 Def Mawile in Sun: 2768-3258 (1025.1 - 1206.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>717637619 (OP)
Mawile is more like a daughter-type pokemon though.

>Play pokemon game
>Fall in love with a boy instead of any of the girls

>>717637986
What does this mean specifically?

>>717637619 (OP)
OP is a man of culture.

>>717641770
It means its daughterwife time

>Retroactive Fairy type
I love her but that's a deal breaker, sorry bitch.

I have done nothing but scribble mawil's and share it with /vp/ the last month
I need help

>>717637619 (OP)
More likely than you think!

>>717642072
>giving up on your pokewaifu because of a type change
You never loved her

>>717642168
Well, are you going to share any with US?

>retroactive fairy type
>rapist tier mega evolution
holy shit i didnt realize i could love mawile MORE

>>717642365
code lyoko

>>717637619 (OP)
haha yeah...

>>717637619 (OP)
happens

>>717642365
Fairy types are cancer and one of the worst additions ever made, coincidentally just below megas and other gimmicks.

Pokemon has the worst and most degenerate fanbase in all of media. Doesn't help that the franchise's quality is a fucking shitshow now.

>>717642460
Don't forget
>banned by smogon

>>717642460
>>717642718
elaborate
im powerfully intrigued

>>717642515
That's a boy....

>>717642771
Not much to say, Mega Mawile had 259 base attack (HUGE POWER) with one of the best typing combos and move pools in the game.

>>717642806
don't care, he's my wife

>>717641770
it means no pokepuffs until they do their homework

>>717637984
>+2
>Choice band

>>717637984
+2 252 Atk Mega Mawile Sucker Punch vs anything -- guaranteed OHKO after rocks

>>717643616
I fucking knew someone was going to point this out because I set the boost after seeing the swords dance in the template BUT before changing the item (it was life orb) and then didn't change it back

>>717643698
sucker? never even heard of her.

>>717644039
That isn’t a pokemon..

>>717637619 (OP)
this image makes me wanna throw it in the air and catch it instead of marry it

Hildaanon, please, contain yourself, this is not the thread.

>>717644039
>850x
actual braindead ape

>>717637619 (OP)
She's good, however:

I used to have a crush on Wally when I was a kid. I'm not gay or anything, I just thought he was a neat character. Cool. Kinda inspiring like how he overcomes his health problem and becomes a legitimate surprise rival? Like I'm not gay but he's kinda cute like he's basically female coded.

How desperate are you? On a scale from 1 to 10.

>>717645106
She cute, but would not fug

>>717644470
>>717645106
give me every daughtermon

>>717644470
muma nigga

>>717645429
One man simply cannot have so many daughtermons.

mawile may be the single sexiest pokemon ever made. There needs to be more porn.

>>717637619 (OP)
Definitely a good mon to fall in love with

For me, its the Lop

Plague's Mawile is super cute

>>717637619 (OP)
yeah...

maractus!

>>717647759
Excellent taste

Maractus gang has arrived

Pokemon are wives.

>>717648240
Every /vp/ thread is a Maractus thread.

>>717648298
Imagining Glaceons hot puffy cookie on our wedding night...

>>717645106
11

Halloween is coming

>>717637619 (OP)
That's more likely than you think

>>717648927
Why she so round?

>>717649160
There's more to grab

>>717649160
She's not round enough

>>717649301
I never understood the featureless genitalia thing for Pokemon. Where do the eggs come out? There's gotta be at least ONE hole to fuck.

>>717649160
Padding for human xxx.

>>717638032
/vp/ is full of cancer now, newfaggot

>>717647626
Big fan of Mawifu and how they draw her

>>717649434
The mouth

>>717637619 (OP)
i never thought of myself as a pokefucker
but when sun and moon came out i found myself crushing hard on celesteela

>>717650273
gah dam

>>717648820
im ass obsessed with this massive gourd

This is my wife, say something nice about her

>>717652175
I killed her mom

>>717652354
That's okay, it just made her clingy

>>717652354
Friendly reminder a human would NEVER fit

>>717651097
>pokemon reproduce by kissing

>>717652354
Bratty little slut...

>>717652354
Why does Pikachu in that skin tight outfit increase her sexiness tenfold?

Absolutely would demolish this on a Saturday night.

>>717653174
Because it implies there's something lewd to hide from view.

>>717653875
I'm not sure how they got away with this.

>>717654231
PUFFY

>>717642771
unga bunga snu snu

>>717642434
sure

>>717657348
Nice

Completely normal phenomena.

>>717661436
The sex fox

>>717639260
I dunno man, that seems pretty gay

>>717661836
Wow what a perverted humanphile that fox is

>>717661836
Fucking hot

>>717637619 (OP)
>>717645106
>>717644470
>>717647759
>>717652107
all of you, based taste.

>sudden urge to play Pokemon again
Any fun hacks/essentials come out within the last couple of years? I remember playing Unbound and being really pleased with the mechanics and QoL and exploration, to the point I overlook the cringefest that were the characters + plot

>>717651238
Cute Bwoosh

>>717663560
A noodle is fine too.

>>717642168
>>717657348
Looks like the grinding is paying off, always liked your mawiles but feel like you've improved with them lately.

She'll be back in Gen 10!

>>717665128
>goes from ponytail to twintails
>kimono becomes cute and pink
>otherwise looks exactly the same
Mega Mawile was always a based form

>>717665194
It confirmed that she's fully intended to be a waifumon, since Gardevoir and Lopunny got the same treatment, where they just got more feminine. Every other mega got a more noticeable transformation.

>>717642658
>metafagging pokemon
this is even gayer than speedrunning

>>717665128
They'll take away Megas again immediately after Legends ZA, which isn't gen X.

>>717662747
Based thread, based anons, based waifu picks. This is the kind of quality Pokémon degeneracy that makes lurking worth it. Keep posting your top-tier taste, kings.

>>717637619 (OP)
happens....

>>717664505
Ty anon. I'll be sure to try to improve more and hopefully be faster as well

Bump

>>717663885
>Pay for a date?
>So lame
Broke bitch roflmbfao

The grippers...

>>717672729
handholding..

>>717672729
Beautiful

>>717672729
>no stompers
old and busted

Which Pokemon is a sleeper hit?

i haven´t played or been interested in pokemon in a decade
but i think she´s neat

>>717665465
>Mega-Beedrill
>doubles the total amount of drills

His really was the drill that would pierce the heavens.

>>717676374
Uhhhhhhhhh, sauce?

>>717676437
sorry no clue

>>717637619 (OP)
I want to TICKLE Mawile

Well, subjectively speaking, I like Trevenant. I'd imagine he'd be a hoot at any Haunted House. Why they made it a trade only evolution I'll never know.

>>717676927
Because fuck you, buy more.
Alternatively, get some friends you friendless loser.
~Nintendo

I fapped to fat Braixen cookie again...

>>717677798
foxes don't have cookies retard LMAO

>>717662231
SHE SMELLS LIKE MARIJUANA.

>>717677798
No need to feel bad about it. You just do what feels right
Post 5327814 is my favorite cookie pic of her

>>717677868
I don't believe you
Post proof

>>717678094
lemme get a hit of that pokemonZA

>>717677868
Well good thing she's a pokemon then, imagine if I had masturbated to anatomically inaccurate porn. Boy, would that have been embarrassing!

>>717637619 (OP)
That's supposed to be intended with how you'll tend to stick to certain mons through a game. It's funny that some devs over at Gamefreak left the company because the series started to focus more on the trainers than pokemon for this exact reason

>>717678324
>some devs over at Gamefreak left the company because the series started to focus more on the trainers than pokemon
Gigabased

>>717676437
NTA but i also wanted sauce and found it after extensive research
https://x.com/Furumi92/status/1884927732167172528

>>717678602
A bit disapointing, I understand the crop now
Thanks

>>717676656
Post it

recently gained a newfound appreciation for mommymons, Floatzel in particular is really nice

>>717681018
is floatzel "mommy"?

>>717637619 (OP)
Test

I don't play mainline slop. I only play PMD.

>>717682060
the slop of the mystery dungeon series

>>717681819
there is definitely a not all that insignificant population of artists who prefer to depict her as "mommy"

>>717645106
onahole/10
https://files.catbox.moe/3tez5v.gif

>>717637619 (OP)
I think this thing is very sexy.

>>717683423
smugleaf is not for sexual

>>717683673
Too late.

>>717683409
I do this to prevent them from turning into disgusting Toxapex

Me too anon. Me too.

>>717683423
>>717683773
based

>>717685140
Bratty marsupial