Thread 717882637

Why are mexicans so unfathomably shit at video games? They're absolutely terrible at everything they play, but a special shoutout to team-based games where these subhuman turd worlders have no concept of teamwork or communication and will completely ruin your match by either being fucking useless themselves, or finding a way to fuck you over. Fuck these wetback pieces of shit.

Spics are annoying but I'd rather play with them over a fucking BR any day.

>>717882721
I just hate turd worlders in general, it's just that my preferred game is fucking infested with spics.

This but russians, worst part is they cant even stay on their own servers and come to english servers to talk in their weird gibberish.

>>717882840
What's your worst experience with a Russian?

>>717882637 (OP)
>Why do all third worlders seem genuinely retarded.
Lack of a formal education. Even if the state of formal education is bad right now, it still makes this much of a difference.

>try to play any gears of war
>AYYYYYYYYYYY
>COMO CHINGAS
>then proceeds to run up the middle
It's been like this as long as I can remember.

>>717882969
Formal education doesn't teach people how to treat others, how to behave, morals, etc. There's no amount of education that can make a turd worlder an upstanding and cooperative person.

>>717883142
>Try to play L4D (Campaign or Versus)
>Wetback runs off alone and gets grabbed
>AYUDA AYUDA AYUDA
>Screaming through a $15 Walmart headset
>Calls a votekick on me for no reason
>Succeeds
Every fucking time the game goes on sale I swear to God.

>>717883282
host your own game

>>717883369
Local servers suck.

>>717882637 (OP)
It's the opposite for fighting games. I shit on Mexicans and whatnot in a shooter, but god help me if I face a Mexican or a Brazilian in a fighting game.
Newfags do not know the cosmic horror of fighting a Brazilian Kakyoin on Fightcade. You merely adopted the shitternet. They were born in it. Molded by it.

>>717882637 (OP)
>shit
>is the guy dabbing on your team
claro, wey
ponte bueno

>>717883282
i quit playing because south americans are not human

>>717883267
>eight hours of forced social interaction a day

>>717883476
They can have the fighting games for all I care. It's a shit genre that's impossible to get into if you haven't been playing it since birth.
>>717883541
I would quit in a heartbeat if anything I actually wanted to play wasn't dead and abandoned. I'm not joining a fucking trooncord just to play some obscure game in my library.

>>717882637 (OP)
Very select cultures in the civilized world are capable of teamwork among strangers, as they were raised and taught to behave in high trust societies for long enough that it has become their nature.
The rest of the world is raised on distrust, lying and exploiting their fellow man as opposed to working with them for mutual benefit. This culture of distrust also has the side effect of not having a well developed sense of productivity within themselves, so not only are they shit at working in teams, they aren't even good working alone.
That is why their countries continue to be shitholes (and the shithole cyclically making them like that), any job the do is half assed, and they suck ass at anything that isn't a 1v1 game.

i'm a mexican and i refuse to play with them. I also refuse to be Mexican, unironically i'm from a native american tribe but had bad RNG on the desert roll o algo

I only play single player games man. Dont be so mean to me.

>>717883476
based jojoGOD

>>717882637 (OP)
>do 14 hours of back breaking labor in the blazing californian sun
>go home to play 1 hour of vidya on 1060 before bed
>some wh*te bitch who has been sitting behind his computer all day starts yelling at you because you misplayed

I pity them

>>717882637 (OP)
They're good at KoF

>>717883779
>Dont be so mean to me.
Buenos dias Latinx

>>717883779
Ah but spic, no one here plays games.

>>717883651
>teamwork and solidarity

No longer exists, blame the jews and the master-slave mentality of the white man.

>>717882637 (OP)
What is this image originally from?
I swear I've seen the source before, but I can't place it, and it being edited and used a reaction image has made image searching it apparently impossible.
Any idea?

>>717884869
Wait, fuck, after posting it, it came to me I think. Isn't it from that manga about a retarded girl that's into eating bananas?

>>717883843
Yea I'm a little WRRYYtarded

>>717884935
What?

>>717885106
What what?
I think OP's image is originally from the manga I described. I can't remember it's name. However, I'm not sure so I'd like confirmation, if anyone knows.

>>717885281
I meant like what is in wtf there's a manga about that?

>>717885281
Isn't this just Saber from Fate austiscally screeching at something? You should be able to narrow it down from there.

>>717885420
Maybe?
That "jam it in" meme panel also crossed my man, but it ain't it.

>>717882637 (OP)
Face me in KoF ese. None of your marica stratefy games.

>gringo be like
>i'm good at games cause i paint germany name all over my map simulator
>and it only took me 40 hours!

>>717885575
It's the same artist

>>717883643
>t's a shit genre that's impossible to get into if you haven't been playing it since birth.
lol

>mexicans are itt
What's the state of PC gaming down there? My only experience with mexicans is the eternally clueless pablo_garcia.2006 in TF2

>>717888263
Same as always, few buy their parts on newegg or a local store and build their own beefy pc (5060). Most pc users are still using their 20 year old computer to play lol and csgo

>>717888236
Tell me I'm wrong, there's a reason pretty much every fighting game out there is dead and it's because they're not designed to be welcoming to newfags. DBFZ only thrives due to having single button autocombos that even the most retarded faggots can do and Smash only thrives because trannies and tendies keep it afloat with their dumbass tournaments.

>>717889019
Blazblu also had one button combos and that didn't work for it.

>>717889273
Well Dragon Ball is also a much more popular IP than Blazblue, that certainly helps it.

>always a shit mic
>baby crying
>clearly talking to someone not even playing the game

>>717884869
aho girl i think

>>717889508
every time, without fail

banana no nana?
Hayate the Combat Butler?

Por favor lean la siguiente historia que me sucedió: Estaba viendo Dagon Bol cacota en una pagina de porno yaoi (que mencionare para su deleite después) llamada dragonballS.com.mx.ar.zzzz. Iba por la paja 122 cuando en el capitulo dejaron de tener sexo. Estaba ya cagado porque era una pagina de excelente contenido gay, pero me metí el dedo en el ano para satisfacerme porque el vídeo ya no funcionaba. Lo que pasó en el capítulo fue masturbable; no solo no tenía nada que ver con el capitulo anterior “El VIOLADOR CULERO DE KOKU” si no que fue increíblemente homosexual y de contenido excitante Koku estaba teniendo sexo con Vergeta pero de manera más violenta, sangrienta y no a la manera de koku. Koku no dejaba un solo momento de violarlo y se podían ver semen volar por los aires. Después Koku lo mandó a violar con un tubo, Vergeta tenia una mirada de miedo como diciendo “por favor deja de violarme por lo que mas quieras”, pero koku se veía enojado (de manera diabólica), fue a violarlo y Vergeta no lo evitó, le estaba propinando terrible verguiza. Koku retrocede y toma a Vergeta por el culo (cosa que era un tanto común para arrojarlos por el aire) pero lo que pasó a continuación fue impactante: Koku logra arrancarle la vergá de manera demasiado realista para como era la serie habitual. Vergeta queda desangrándose en el suelo del planeta Fondo de Bikini (donde peleaba con calamardo) y Vergeta aterrorizado le suplica a Koku que deje de violarlo, pero era inútil; Koku parecía apendejado por el dubstep de mierda que escuchaba y luego lanza la vergá al suelo junto a Vergeta, y empieza a gritar como marrana atorada. El cabello se le torna de un color blanco semen al igual que sus ojos. Gritó más y más fuerte, tanto que me cague en los pantalones. Vergeta estaba sorprendido y excitado, y yo pensaba que estaba así porque Koku solía comportarse de esa manera. 1/2

>>717890295
2/2
Efectivamente, Koku empieza a cagarse pero no en Súper Putin, sino en otra cosa mas espeluznante: Koku se empieza a arrancar la verga. Terminó de picarse y rascarse los huevos y luego se resbalo con una cascara de plátano que había ahí y se cayo en picada hacia Vergeta, quien intenta escapar pero falla y Koku le rompe el pene. Sus testículos salen de su cuerpo y luego Koku lo toma del cuello y le arranca un pedazo de caca, acto seguido lo eleva; una luz de el mar se abre y sale el mismísimo Peter la Anguila. Koku se lo lleva y termina el episodio. Luego de eso, comenzaron los créditos, pero no eran los créditos de siempre, si no que ,solo se veía la cara de Vergeta toda manchada de semen, heridas en el culo y con imágenes de cacotas que parecían ser los mismos créditos con una música porno de los 80, pero… Akira Toriyama aparecía en todos los créditos, es más, al parecer, él había hecho ese capítulo. ¿ENTONCES QUIEN ERA EL TELÉFONO?.

>>717882637 (OP)
lol, white people are annoying

>>717884869
https://e-hentai.org/g/466310/7ce6637602/
https://e-hentai.org/g/530967/bcf30b7e30/

>>717890535
>>717889567
Thanks. Turns out I was double-half-right. It was the retard girl manga artist, but it was also a saber reaction image.
And yeah, Aho Girl, that was it.

>>717883596
But nothing about social interaction is taught, everyone is just thrown in together to derp their way around. My autistic troll ass was there being intentionally annoying all day.

You are first world white man: Built da wall yunkeee, stop helping the jews slaving you, you are rich, buy the company's game and play on LAN

WHITE POWER EVERYONE

>>717890535
I want to hug Saber.

>>717882637 (OP)
*They're absolutely terrible at everything they do

>>717882637 (OP)
What game? Mexicans can be very competitive in games but they can also be to prideful to actually learn how to actually play sin embargo.

>>717891271
>>717891365
https://youtu.be/OOK3lltE3OU?si=6-uYKdxjtaGFW7tO
>Where is Shamiko?
>next door and she doesn't like you

>>717882637 (OP)
Mexicans are usually chill desu. You might run into the occasional annoying beaner, but usually those annoying ones have some other problems like being extremely homosexual in the kind of way that makes gay dudes tell them to stop being gay.
The real problems are Aussies, Russians, and Brazilians. If you get any of those on your team/party in a game, then it is absolutely going to be a shit experience.

>>717882840
which game are you talking about?

>trump declared cartels as terrorists
>will take action against them

Thanks

>>717889019
There's plenty of casual friendly fighting games. Turns out the general public just doesn't fucking care about the genre beyond 90's nostalgia.

Imagine how stressful life must be in Latin America.

>>717889508
>baby crying
Fucking this

>>717882840
>latinx deflecting this hard

>>717892956
>Imagine how stressful life must be in Latin America.
they deserve

>>717882637 (OP)
um
meds?

>>717882637 (OP)
mexicans are not even in the top 5 of worst players
>pinoys
>russians
>brs
>aussies (but at least they are funny)
>chinks

>>717882637 (OP)
what game?