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Anonymous No.717889812 >>717889898 >>717889962 >>717890010 >>717890043 >>717890078 >>717890128 >>717890265 >>717890917 >>717891682 >>717891771 >>717892138 >>717892268 >>717893243 >>717893286 >>717893421 >>717893803 >>717893907 >>717893908 >>717894215 >>717894486 >>717894653 >>717895087 >>717895139 >>717895369 >>717895662 >>717896095 >>717898061 >>717899252 >>717899978 >>717900967 >>717901840 >>717902313 >>717902515 >>717905568 >>717907084 >>717907358 >>717908310 >>717910909 >>717910992 >>717911051 >>717911081 >>717911663 >>717913114 >>717914078 >>717925401
Does BG3 have good characters?
Anonymous No.717889898
>>717889812 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.717889962 >>717891135 >>717893020 >>717914449 >>717916707 >>717925010
>>717889812 (OP)
The most astroturfed and fotm westslop ever. Besides kcd2
Anonymous No.717890010
>>717889812 (OP)
They are all built for BBC
Anonymous No.717890038
No.
Anonymous No.717890043
>>717889812 (OP)
Yeah, with the exception of Wyl.
There's good potential there, but they messed him up twice (was originally written a bit different in EA, then reworked him, but still pretty boring)
Anonymous No.717890078 >>717890149
>>717889812 (OP)
>can't ally with or make cutest girls your companion

Imagine the gobbo gals in bikinis?
Anonymous No.717890089
>does a SHIT game have a good characters?
lol
Anonymous No.717890128
>>717889812 (OP)
It still makes me slightly depressed that we're not going to see another CRPG of this quality and level of production values again for a very long time.

We get great stuff from Owlcat, but they're (understandably) lower production values.
Anonymous No.717890149 >>717890185 >>717891147
>>717890078
All of BG3's short races look awful
Yes, dwarfs included
Anonymous No.717890185 >>717890812
>>717890149
You can get a decent result with gnome female
Anonymous No.717890265 >>717891398
>>717889812 (OP)
>only options to play are
>boring human
>dirty elves
>manlets
>the lgbt race
>the scaely race
>and the ugly races
Anonymous No.717890812 >>717891025
>>717890185
No you cant
Anonymous No.717890917 >>717891210
>>717889812 (OP)
I know nothing about BG3. Why is the red one clearly on Anavar?
Anonymous No.717891025 >>717891343
>>717890812
Yeah you can
Anonymous No.717891135 >>717891274 >>717891567 >>717891635 >>717901083 >>717903342 >>717914945
>>717889962
>The most astroturfed and fotm westslop ever. Besides kcd2
Go fucking kill yourself shitskin br grifter
Anonymous No.717891147
>>717890149
I hate how halflings look now. I remember them looking okay in the old DnD games (normal proportioned humanoids but scaled down and with slightly pointy ears) but now they're these weirdly stumpy bobbleheaded creatures
Anonymous No.717891179
BG3 might be the first & last game only the pure cringeness blocked me from having fun, it's good 'rpg' indeed, but still bad medium
Anonymous No.717891210
>>717890917
The lore reason is she is a barbarian and has a special mechanical heart that makes her strong. But the real reason is muscle mommy fetishism.
Anonymous No.717891274
>>717891135
You should do it first you propaganda consuming fag.
Anonymous No.717891343 >>717891404
>>717891025
No you cant
Anonymous No.717891356 >>717891449 >>717891449 >>717891574
>propaganda
? this some silly /v/ schizo conspiracy theory I somehow missed?
Anonymous No.717891398 >>717905101
>>717890265
>>the lgbt race
I uninstalled the game the second you get off the ship and the chick immediately starts lecturing you about how to treat women. this can't possibly be true though, can it?
Anonymous No.717891404 >>717891508
>>717891343
I just did. You can't stop me.
She's gonna fuck Halsin for size difference. Or Karlach. Not sure yet.
Anonymous No.717891449 >>717891486
>>717891356
>game gay rapes you several times without consent
>>717891356
>>propaganda
>? this some silly /v/ schizo conspiracy theory I somehow missed?
Anonymous No.717891486
>>717891449
The hell are you talking about?
Anonymous No.717891490
Femdurge is the best character
Anonymous No.717891508 >>717891629
>>717891404
You did not actually
Anonymous No.717891539 >>717892471 >>717893137 >>717894369 >>717917294
any mandatory mods for first playthrough or just vanilla
Anonymous No.717891556 >>717891708 >>717891926 >>717892608 >>717900969 >>717901167 >>717905571 >>717916000 >>717920873
This game may still get occasional threads but it's essentially forgotten outside of the "WOW I'M SO LE HORNY" posting or shills jerking off about sales numbers instead of the actual game itself.

Not a single person online, or anywhere else, has said anything about the game's plot since release.
People will argue forever over the best companions in the real Baldur's Gate games, or whether Loghain did nothing wrong in Dragon Age He did nothing wrong btw

Meanwhile no Nu-Baldur's gate plot element or gameplay design has ever managed to make even the slightest cultural impact on people beyond "wow you can fuck GREEN frog pussy AND fuck a Bear".
Anonymous No.717891567
>>717891135
Please refrain from affliating your Satanic shit with the west. Thank you.
Anonymous No.717891574
>>717891356
not positive if it's the same guy here, but there's a known schizo (drag-something whose Steam profile was found) who obsesses over being mad at BG3's success on /v/, and is convinced the /v/ mods have a secret financial deal with Chinese government to both force conversation about BG3 on /v/, and secretly has a crazy number of running copies of BG3 solely to fake boost their Steam numbers for... unknown reasons that is somehow supposed to make them money.
Anonymous No.717891629 >>717891684
>>717891508
How did you do that?
She's gone
Anonymous No.717891635
>>717891135
/thread
Anonymous No.717891672
I don't usually do "evil" playthroughs, but there's something about BG3 that just makes me wanna punch the first person I see in the face. Like, it actually takes restraint not to slaughter the entire group of people who said something mean to you. It's a fun deviation since you can actually kill people who slighted you without a hitch and introducing you to a world that is actively hostile to you is nice, so I guess the characters are good.
The companions have the same thing, but they also grow on you a bit, so I guess not wanting to rat them out because they've been useful to you and said a nice thing once or twice is also good.
Anonymous No.717891682 >>717891762 >>717891862 >>717896184
>>717889812 (OP)
Was D&D/AD&D always this cringe?
I only really played the first two BGs and IWD and I only remember them having the "traditional" Tolkien races.
Most "alien" desing was Viconia because of her blueish skin, but everybody else was relatively normal.

(BG3 is on my backlog but I haven't bought it yet because I have so much other shit to play that I can't be bothered)
Anonymous No.717891684 >>717893027
>>717891629
She never existed...
Anonymous No.717891708 >>717891795
>>717891556
/v/ is 25% mobile gacha slop and 50% culture war ragebait
goon posting is honestly a step up, which really isn't saying much. /v/ culture is pretty fucking shit these days
/v/ is mostly just for "i'm bored and want to waste a few minutes of time" these days. have to go elsewhere for in-depth game discussion (unless you happen to luck out with that rare thread on /v/ that happens to be for a super niche game and you get 3-4 people actually interested in it, with little chance of the known schizos rageposting in them)
Anonymous No.717891762 >>717891863
>>717891682
D&D/AD&D only had spatterings of "tolkien". Gygax was more into sword&sorcery type fantasy, and used enough tolkien stuff for his friends' interest level (even let one of his plaeyrs play as a cowboy).
Anonymous No.717891771
>>717889812 (OP)
They were alright, fucking hate the spell slot system, that shit was gay as fuck and I want a mana bar, D&D sucks unless you have an actual DM accounting for the stupid shit you want to try and later CRPGs were the way they were because the technology let us IMPROVE things.
Anonymous No.717891795
>>717891708
>/v/ is 25% mobile gacha slop and 50% culture war ragebait
Still miles better than /vg/ which is 90% gatchashit.
Anonymous No.717891862 >>717892098
>>717891682
Drow/Gith/Half-Elf/Tiefling/Cambion
Only the first four are playable.

Drow could be recruited in BG1 and 2.
A Gith is recruited in Neverwinter Nights 2 (thought late game). Githzerai variety of Gith rather than Githyanki variety.
Tiefling can be recruited in BG1 (and is one of the main companions in Neverwinter Nights 2).
Anonymous No.717891863 >>717891919
>>717891762
>(even let one of his plaeyrs play as a cowboy).
And that would unironically be less cringe than BG3.
Anonymous No.717891919 >>717910824
>>717891863
>cringe
I'm trying not to be "old man yells at clouds" here, but fucking zoomers I swear.
Anonymous No.717891926 >>717892031
>>717891556
BG3 would have been greatly improved if it had been a straightforward, traditional fantasy story about hiking up a mountain to kill a dragon or something.
Anonymous No.717892031
>>717891926
BG1 and 2 weren't even that either.
For better or for worse, more narrative-focused fantasy rpgs have greatly overtaken most "purely generic adventuring/questing" type RPGs (which still get made here and there, but get less players).
FF7 really sort of changed the direction of what was popular in CRPGs after resulting in BG2.
Anonymous No.717892098
>>717891862
Dak'kon in Planescape Torment was a githzerai as well. All of the companions in that game are weird freaks though.
Anonymous No.717892138 >>717892330 >>717892349
>>717889812 (OP)
>tiny breasts
>no pubes
All in shit tier.
Anonymous No.717892268 >>717892327
>>717889812 (OP)
Why are they colour coded?
Anonymous No.717892327
>>717892268
Classic Star Trek fans want the Captain Kirk fantasy
Anonymous No.717892330 >>717892361
>>717892138
>no pubes
that's wrong
Anonymous No.717892349 >>717892361 >>717892424 >>717892437 >>717892453
>>717892138
The second, third and fifth ones have pubes.
Anonymous No.717892361
>>717892330
>>717892349
Not enough.
Anonymous No.717892408
Chinese astroturfs have nothing good
Anonymous No.717892424
>>717892349
knowledgeable man of culture
Anonymous No.717892437 >>717893709
>>717892349
Karlach should have an overwhelming pungent bush that peeks out the top and sides to be fair
Anonymous No.717892453 >>717892505
>>717892349
And I see they're also all SLUTS.
Anonymous No.717892471 >>717892798
>>717891539
The remove diversity mod
The mod that makes wyll white
Anonymous No.717892505
>>717892453
the green girl is surprisingly wholesome once you get past her fake domineering slut thing
Anonymous No.717892608
>>717891556
China is shills it as part of their Tencent western propaganda package. Look at the posts. All AIbots. Look at the frequency of the posts. It's a botfarm.
Anonymous No.717892614 >>717893152 >>717901561
Can a bear consent?
Anonymous No.717892798
>>717892471
That doesn't make Wyll anymore interesting, though.
Anonymous No.717892848
>717892614
Oh yeah, THAT was his steam name. The known schizo here on /v/.
I knew it was drag-something, couldn't remember the full name.
Funny russki dude
Anonymous No.717892951 >>717893152
All these spammed ad threads do is attract more unpaid ads and schizos looking for their boogeymen
Anonymous No.717893020 >>717894429 >>717903342 >>717914945
>>717889962
go fap to your anime waifus you pathetic faggot
Anonymous No.717893027
>>717891684
Damn...
Anonymous No.717893137 >>717926996
>>717891539
Wither's Big Naturals
Anonymous No.717893152
>>717892614
>>717892951
nice english ivan
Anonymous No.717893243
>>717889812 (OP)
>Nothing bigger than a B-cup
Anonymous No.717893286 >>717893360
>>717889812 (OP)

Yes but for what is really D&D, they are like a punch in the eye
Anonymous No.717893296
Does Hiro give you a cut from these chinese spam threads, Amir?
Anonymous No.717893352 >>717893435
>used one of the female companion slots on a literal ugly ass fucking frog instead of a dragonborn woman
they're retarded
Anonymous No.717893360
>>717893286
>but for what is really D&D
D&D is an awful lot of things, depending on the setting, the edition, the real-life decade, the the individual DM/players (or devs making the game in cases of VGs)
Anonymous No.717893421
>>717889812 (OP)
Is there good mods for the demon girl? For a temptress she really isn’t fucking hot that’s for sure
Anonymous No.717893435 >>717893502 >>717893967
>>717893352
Githyanki are a well known (to D&D fans) people, Dragonborn (as they are used in Forgotten Realms) were only introduced in 4th edition D&D and have divisive origins.
Makes more sense to go Gith than a dragonborn honestly.
(Yes a "dragonborn" was introduced in 3.5, but worked very differently and weren't a base race in Faerun at that time)
Anonymous No.717893502
>>717893435
NTA but it's just a matter of sexiness.
Anonymous No.717893709 >>717893901
>>717892437
Why "pungent"?
Anonymous No.717893803 >>717893856
>>717889812 (OP)
Gale is unironically a good character. Literally "wizards, no sense of right or wrong".
Anonymous No.717893856 >>717894264
>>717893803
Power-hungry egotistical wizards are best wizards
Especially when they don't act directly like a dick, they're mainly supremely confident
Anonymous No.717893901 >>717894196
>>717893709
Because the stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
Anonymous No.717893907 >>717894092
>>717889812 (OP)
>not one hot chick
Anonymous No.717893908
>>717889812 (OP)
Those are off-model, none of them actually look that good (especially Karlach)
Anonymous No.717893967 >>717894045 >>717894063
>>717893435
>Dragonborn (as they are used in Forgotten Realms) were only introduced in 4th edition
https://srd.dndtools.org/srd/races/racesRotd.html
Zoomer-kun...
Anonymous No.717894045
>>717893967
zoomer-kun, read the rest of the post you replied to.
they were just talking about them as a race in 3.5 edition, but they were a completely different thing and not a base race in Forgotten Realms until 4th edition.
Anonymous No.717894063
>>717893967
Maybe you should have read the whole post. Yes, there were "Dragonborn" in Races of the Dragon, but they are very different from the ones from Abeir.
Anonymous No.717894092 >>717894616
>>717893907
Karlach is pretty hot
:^)
Anonymous No.717894196 >>717894270
>>717893901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E
Anonymous No.717894215
>>717889812 (OP)
>only one who's actually attractive (and by pure coincidence also the only one who isn't an evil bitch) is annoying as fuck
Very unfortunate.
Anonymous No.717894264
>>717893856
>play durge
>kill everyone at Last Light Inn because intrusive thoughts
>all Gale has to say is "oi bit of a waste innit?"
Anonymous No.717894270
>>717894196
I prefer the one that was included in a video game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lzgo7pmzk
Anonymous No.717894369
>>717891539
https://rpgcodex.net/forums/threads/baldurs-gate-3-anti-woke-mods.150337/
Anonymous No.717894429
>>717893020
Kill yourself trannoid
Anonymous No.717894486
>>717889812 (OP)

Minthara feet in my face
Anonymous No.717894616 >>717903319
>>717894092
>niggerlover
Anonymous No.717894653 >>717894724
>>717889812 (OP)
No. None of the dialogue is natural. It's like you're the therapist for these characters and they are just whining about their trauma. All their backstories are essentially about escaping some old relationship, and all the redditors and roasties think this is super deep because they relate it to their pathetic daddy issues. The only decent character is Minthara because she's not a whiny turbofaggot. Gale is also okay since he actually has ambitions of his own, but unfortunately he WILL gay rape you.
Anonymous No.717894724
>>717894653
Oh god, dont' play BG2 then if you think that. Aerie alone will make you hate crpgs
Anonymous No.717894731 >>717894885 >>717894965 >>717895139
Which one has the fattest and saggiest futa nut butter churners?
Anonymous No.717894824 >>717894914 >>717894928 >>717894930 >>717919910
Do you miss out on any content by taking long rests? Sitting on 1000+ supplies makes me feel silly.
Anonymous No.717894885
>>717894731
your mom
Anonymous No.717894914 >>717895262 >>717900045
>>717894824
If anything you miss content by not long resting.
Anonymous No.717894928 >>717895262 >>717900045
>>717894824
For the most part, no, you actually miss out some if you DON'T take enough long rests here and there.

Only parts where long rest negatively impacts you is if you take too many when you interact with a quest start where logically it would make sense for taking too long would be a problem (example: you see the burning building but leave it for awhile and rest before going back to it)
Anonymous No.717894930 >>717895262 >>717900045
>>717894824
Only couple scenes like the inn burning are timed. You need to actually spam the long rests in the act 1 to see all camp interactions.
Anonymous No.717894965
>>717894731
Very obviously Mizora.
Mizora > Karlach > power gap > Minthara > Lae'zel > Shadowheart
Anonymous No.717895087
>>717889812 (OP)
They’re fine, but much weaker than even Dragon Age Origins. Characters actually interacted with you more and got far more pissed and willing to fight you if you do shit that clearly goes against their beliefs.
Anonymous No.717895139 >>717895319 >>717895324 >>717907435 >>717908401
>>717889812 (OP)
Yes but they could have been great.
All the of the companions are too buddy buddy with you and become unquestioningly loyal way too fast, Karlach and Shadowheart especially.
I feel like Shadowheart should have remained far more hostile to you even if you romance her because of her continuing sharran loyalties. She would also have benefited from a stronger breakdown and a rebound where she mentally rebuilds herself when she is revealed the truth she had been suspecting, instead of slowly turning into a weepy teenage girl
Karlach is way too buddy buddy with you for being a traumatised demon war veteran
Wyll's story was a good idea but executed horribly
Lae'zel is just a huge bitch for no reason. People always go on about oh she's a Gith so it's justified BUT neither Orpheus or Voss are huge bitches; they hate you sure but because the practical concerns outweigh their eternal jihad in the immediate future they move past that hate and help you
Gale is understandable because you're the first friend he has in years and didn't immediately run in the opposite direction when you learned he is a walking bomb
Minthara is understandable since by drow rules after you save her she's your bitch now
Astarion was written pretty badly; I got the impression he was re-written multiple times and his final form was a mish-mash of different versions of himself which is why he doesn't have consistent opinions on or reactions to anything except brainworm good
Halsin, Jaheira and Minsc were all shit

>>717894731
Minthara since drow canonically do insane body modification shit and impregnating your opponents would be an absolute power move in drow society
Anonymous No.717895262 >>717895526
>>717894914
>>717894928
>>717894930
Thanks, mates.
Anonymous No.717895319
>>717895139
>all those explanations of how they fucked up the characters
>then ending it with trying to justify why Minthara would have the biggest balls
Anonymous No.717895324
>>717895139
>All the of the companions are too buddy buddy with you and become unquestioningly loyal way too fast, Karlach and Shadowheart especially.

For better or for worse, BG3 is much more "power fantasy" than some other CRPGs. Old-school Bioware RPGs, characters had specific sexualities and preferences and were a tad more immersive. BG3, they don't want to lock you out of a relationship by that, so they'll be whatever sexuality is needed to allow you that possibility if you want that for your character.

I actually prefer a more set idea for characters than the power-fantasy angle. More immersive to me. But there were also people angry with Cyberpunk 2077 about Judy being strictly lesbian, so... different people want different things from their RPG.
Anonymous No.717895369 >>717895448
>>717889812 (OP)
with those jaws it's basically a WEG
Anonymous No.717895442 >>717895697
No. It's pozzed shit with annoying characters, garbage writing and general aura of being faggy trash for women. Why do you normalfags come here? You have literally ALL of the internet. No one wants you to post here and spam your feminist faggot crap.
Anonymous No.717895448
>>717895369
Well now I want to see The Image from WEG threads, but with BG3 characters
Anonymous No.717895501 >>717895556
>717895442
>CRPG
>normalfags
The normalfags are in the mobile gacha slop threads.
Anonymous No.717895526 >>717895614 >>717897858
>>717895262
Don't worry about your supplies running out, you get it thrown at you so you can rest pretty much whenever.
And you won't be able to get all content in one run due to branching paths, so it's not that big of a deal if you miss anything.
Anonymous No.717895556
>>717895501
It's DnD 5e slop with Critical Role type writing and tone and big focus on the shitty dating sim meme. Millions of femoids creamed themselves over this crap.
Anonymous No.717895614
>>717895526
and then the hardest part, especially for old-school crpg players used to save scumming/constant reloads:
just letting things fall as they may, and allowing failures to be failures without reloading (unless forced to with a game over). game let's you fail forward for a lot of things.
Anonymous No.717895646
>buzzwords
if you say so Ivan
Anonymous No.717895662 >>717895714 >>717895968
>>717889812 (OP)
>custom companions mod
>hugs and kisses mod
>human male barbarian and a squad of bratty elven girls
Yep, it's gaming time. Hags go straight to camp and stay there.
Anonymous No.717895697
>>717895442
>You have literally ALL of the internet.
They have facebook, twitter, and reddit.
It's not the infinite expanse of forums, discussion boars, and god knows what that it used to be.
They come here now because this is the "edgy" place to talk about things where you can say nigger and be honest about your perspective even if it's completely retarded.
I hate it too, but that's just kinda how shit is now.
Anonymous No.717895714 >>717895945
>>717895662
>benching Jaheira
i'm not mad, i'm disappointed
Anonymous No.717895769 >>717901897
why is he replying to himself like he's a "totally different anon"?
Anonymous No.717895945 >>717896059 >>717896117
>>717895714
I really don't know why they bothered to make her and Minsc playable, they do fuckall in the story and barely have interactions. Same with Halsin really, his arc ends in act 1 and then spends the majority of act 2 sitting in a chair.
Anonymous No.717895968
>>717895662
>custom companions mod
The main thing I'm disappointed in not having available by default.
The "back from the dead generic companions" is nice and all, but I want to be able to choose race, looks, etc.
Anonymous No.717896059 >>717896356
>>717895945
Someone who is a member of the Harpers is pretty easily insertable into any "big evil hurting people" story in the Forgotten Realms, so not out-of-place and works well enough. But mostly for nostalgia purposes. Works for me, I had Jaheria in my party for all 3 games.

Minsc is just meme shit, but he's also the one that is most easy to mess up getting and end up killing instead.
Anonymous No.717896095
>>717889812 (OP)
astarion and uhhhhh
Anonymous No.717896117
>>717895945
I actually like Jaheira in BG3.
Anonymous No.717896184
>>717891682
you are a fucking loser
Anonymous No.717896356 >>717896587
>>717896059
Sure, but she doesn't need to be playable. Especially since you already have a druid and there's a bard in act 1 who has perfect reasons to join and even a dorf paladin in act 3. She's entirely superfluous and should have just remained a NPC.
Anonymous No.717896587 >>717897005
>>717896356
Oh I completely agree that it would been better to have the tiefling bard as a party member than another druid. If anything, if they really wanted Jaheira playable, they shouldn't have made Halsin as a party member.
Anonymous No.717897005 >>717906884
>>717896587
I wouldn't be surprised if Halsin got put in as a PC at the last minute. He becomes completely invisible in act where he does even less in act 2, and he barely did anything there as well.
Anonymous No.717897858
>>717895526
The game ennen had a memory leak at one time where it crashed after long rest if you had too many camping supplies in inventory.
Anonymous No.717898061
>>717889812 (OP)
Yes
>Minty
Sex
>Frogge
Sex
>Shart
Sex
>Red Muscle GF Chungus
Sex
>Mizora
Extreme SEX
Anonymous No.717899252
>>717889812 (OP)
No idea
Anonymous No.717899978 >>717906569
>>717889812 (OP)
MIZORA MISSIONARY BABY TIEFLING-MAKING SEX WHILE HOLDING HANDS
Anonymous No.717900045 >>717900886
>>717894914
>>717894928
>>717894930
This shit pissed me off so much on my first playthrough, the narrative beats you over the head about how time-sensitive your tadpole problem is at the start and it turns out actually roleplaying accordingly will actively fuck you over.

>HURRY IF WE DON'T HURRY WE'LL GET TURNED INTO ILLITHIDS
>WE'LL ALL GET TADPOLED WITHIN 5 DAYS IF WE DON'T FIND A CURE
Anonymous No.717900886 >>717900929
>>717900045
The worst is the creche
Lae'zel won't stop bitching about going to the creche, but nothing happens if you actively avoid going there and if you go early you get your shit kicked in. It makes Lae'zel seem like an out of place character.
Anonymous No.717900929
>>717900886
She does get butthurt if you leave her in that area alone for that long and leaves the party.
Anonymous No.717900967
>>717889812 (OP)
not really
Anonymous No.717900969
>>717891556
It's one of the most popular and critically acclaimed games in history.
Anonymous No.717901034 >>717906065 >>717906189
>gameplay is more important than story, always
>umm, except for BG3, where story inexplicably matters more
4troon lost, BG3 won.
Anonymous No.717901083
>>717891135
Based
Anonymous No.717901167 >>717901360
>>717891556
All of this is just made up nonsense. Not a single word of it is true.
Anonymous No.717901360
>>717901167
At this point I think the faggot making these threads to be mad at the game just makes things up in the hopes of it being true.
Anonymous No.717901561
>>717892614
People hated Dragonirian for he spoke the truth
(we don't fuck kids because they can't consent as they lack the brain capacity - apparently-, not because they're tiny. There are midgets and asian women after all and there's no ban on banging those)
Anonymous No.717901840
>>717889812 (OP)
Don't care I made a group of female randoms which I then customized and downloaded the Vore Mod to attack and eat the other Women and kill the men
Anonymous No.717901897
>>717895769
Who are you talking to?
You know there's a reply function, right?
Anonymous No.717902313 >>717903162
>>717889812 (OP)
i haven't played the game, how much of a slut is shadowheart?
Anonymous No.717902515
>>717889812 (OP)
It has the best character
Anonymous No.717903162 >>717903295
>>717902313
She doesn't put out until act 3.
Anonymous No.717903295 >>717903623
>>717903162
I read some stuff here about her participating in cult orgies, is this true?
Anonymous No.717903319
>>717894616
>retard
Anonymous No.717903342 >>717905456
>>717891135
>>717893020
>N-no you can't just call my favorite slop, slop!
Anonymous No.717903379
>0 days without schizos seething over Larian’s success
Anonymous No.717903623
>>717903295
No of course not. Brown /v/ sees a white woman and makes shit up.
Anonymous No.717905101
>>717891398
He's insulting people that like tieflings.
Anonymous No.717905456
>>717903342
Nice english Pedro
Anonymous No.717905568 >>717906734
>>717889812 (OP)
why no tits
Anonymous No.717905571
>>717891556
>Loghain did nothing wrong in Dragon Age He did nothing wrong btw
Anonymous No.717905834 >>717906653
bg3 proved to me that everyone loves 5e if you just always say "yes" to your player's stupid plans and combos and ignore every attempt at being the fun police that Jeremy Crawford ever undertook
Anonymous No.717906065
>>717901034
When the story drives the gameplay, it's super good. What I hate about most visual novels is how there's no actual gameplay or feeling and it's a drag that makes you want to skip everything and go play something else. But then I see horror games like No I'm not Human and I have no Mluth and I must Scream, and there you can see perfectly how a visual novel can indeed be good gameplay wise if devs just took the effort. Baldur's Gate 3 was a masterpiece of a CRPG, the best of its kind, right next to the greats like Archaelund.
Anonymous No.717906189 >>717906995 >>717907017
>>717901034
>>umm, except for BG3, where story inexplicably matters more
Yes it's that bad.
Anonymous No.717906569
>>717899978
based and mizorapilled
Anonymous No.717906653
>>717905834
BG3 has a highly modified version of 5e and also one of the most detailed D&D implementations in a videogame ever. You can literally kill enemies with a spoon in BG3.
Anonymous No.717906734
>>717905568
Western devs are allergic to them, look at Expedition 33
Anonymous No.717906884 >>717907351
>>717897005
He was, people simped for him during the EA so they ham-fisted him as a companion into the full release.
Pretty fucking stupid because we had a perfect Bard companion and they went with two druids instead.
Anonymous No.717906995
>>717906189
On opposite day
Anonymous No.717907017 >>717907397
>>717906189
this, just look at how /v/irmin chuds having fun with owlcat's abysmal tier writing
if your writing ain't even serviceable then you're cooked
Anonymous No.717907084 >>717907294 >>717907320 >>717907396 >>717907459
>>717889812 (OP)
Two separate characters had a bomb that is guaranteed to kill them inside them. Two.
Anonymous No.717907294
>>717907084
>I was cursed by my hubris with a magical bomb inside me that will explode violently if I do not consume magic. If it does not get fed it will kill everyone in the surrounding area
>I was sold into slavery to devils by the person I trusted the most and implanted with a mechanical device that super-charges my strength at the cost of my life. If it does not get removed, or if I do not go back to the world of my enslavers, it will kill only myself.
These are the same thing according to /v/.
Anonymous No.717907320
>>717907084
What is even funnier is that only the male character with a bomb can truly save the female character with a bomb. They are literally made for one another.
Anonymous No.717907351 >>717908046
>>717906884
>people simped for him during the EA
I highly doubt that, he's consistently at or near the bottom of the popularity charts. I find it more believeable three homos on twitter told them to put him in.
And yes, I will never not be butthurt about Alfira.
Anonymous No.717907358
>>717889812 (OP)
You know the mod that makes Dame Aylin a guy? There should be a mod that de-fags the entire game by simply gender swapping the entire main party. MAYBE Shadowheart stays a woman but that’s it.
Anonymous No.717907396
>>717907084
A car engine is a bomb?
Anonymous No.717907397 >>717908256
>>717907017
Owlscat is more woke than Larian
Anonymous No.717907435
>>717895139
> I feel like Shadowheart should have remained far more hostile to you even if you romance her because of her continuing sharran loyalties
Her Sharrabn loyalty doesn’t mean she should be hostile to you
Anonymous No.717907459 >>717916653
>>717907084
Nope. Just making shit up per usual
Anonymous No.717907497
Damn if this game had coom mods like Skyrim, i would play this nonstop
Anonymous No.717908046
>>717907351
Plenty of "women" and wholesome chungus retards sucked off Haslin as some sort of himbo love interest and Larian caved due to the unexpected popularity. That's why his romance is so half-assed and his character is so poorly written.
The game as a whole has a ton of cut-content anyways, you can't tell me we wouldn't originally do something with Karlach's engine when all the Steel Watchers drop special types of infernal iron that end up having no use whatsoever.
Anonymous No.717908256 >>717908608
>>717907397
and? that just proves my point, fucko
Anonymous No.717908310 >>717908534
>>717889812 (OP)
They're better than most RPGs, but that isn't saying much. You can pick out all of their arcs seconds after meeting.
Anonymous No.717908401 >>717911826
>>717895139
>Karlach is way too buddy buddy with you for being a traumatised demon war veteran
That's the point of her character. Take her for the Gortash fight next time.
Anonymous No.717908534 >>717909413
>>717908310
> You can pick out all of their arcs seconds after meeting.
How quickly you guessed that Gale can become god?
Anonymous No.717908608 >>717908727
>>717908256
All it proves is that /v/ is woke for enjoying woke Owlscat
Anonymous No.717908727
>>717908608
>/v/ is woke
nigger half of this board is shitskin beaner already
Anonymous No.717909413
>>717908534
Not god but clearly "He is going to have to learn to live with his lot or spiral out into a powerful asshole filled with ambition" That the scale of powerful asshole he could be was that large isn't meaningful.
Anonymous No.717910824
>>717891919
Dude allowing that kind of anachronistic shit is what lead to Pathfinder's setting, where you could have fucking literal cavemen use clubs and throw dung against robot pirates powered by a fragment of Cthulhu. It's dumb as hell and a nightmare for running a campaign, trying to justify all this disparate shit.
Anonymous No.717910909
>>717889812 (OP)
>high tier
astarion (femcel gaze), gale (femcel gaze), shadowheart (incel gaze), minthara (incel gaze)
>mid tier
karlach (big chungus), minsc (big chungus)
>low tier
rest
Anonymous No.717910992
>>717889812 (OP)
No, it's woke and lame as fuck. Don't bother playing this shit
Anonymous No.717911051 >>717911312 >>717914281
>>717889812 (OP)
It's a terrible game all around. Characters are no exception
Anonymous No.717911081
>>717889812 (OP)
Snowbunny Shart!
Anonymous No.717911312 >>717911369 >>717911925 >>717912015 >>717913063 >>717913283 >>717913314
>>717911051
>bg3 gameplay
>actually has to engage with challenging fighters
>pathfinder gameplay
>press auto-buff button, then auto battle enemy
Anonymous No.717911369 >>717911890 >>717912434 >>717914281
>>717911312
> challenging fighters
Lol. Lmao even.
Faggot
Anonymous No.717911663
>>717889812 (OP)
The only good one is the dommy mommy dark elf.
Anonymous No.717911826
>>717908401
>the whole point of her character is that it makes nonsense and is shit and retarded
oh
Anonymous No.717911890 >>717912019
>>717911369
More strategy and thought put into this than any pathfinder fight
Anonymous No.717911925 >>717912004
>>717911312
ahh so you never played it? kek
Anonymous No.717912004
>>717911925
Show me “good” pathfinder gameplay
Anonymous No.717912015 >>717912268 >>717912374
>>717911312
>>pathfinder gameplay
>>press auto-buff button, then auto battle enemy
LOL
Do we have to tell xer?
Anonymous No.717912019 >>717912268 >>717912434 >>717914281
>>717911890
Cringe
Anonymous No.717912268 >>717913060
>>717912015
>>717912019
>no pathfinder gameplay shown
As always, just like gacha and visual novels
Anonymous No.717912374
>>717912015
Anonymous No.717912434
>>717911369
>>717912019
Anonymous No.717913060 >>717913215 >>717914281
>>717912268
> >no pathfinder gameplay
Faggot
https://files.catbox.moe/fhw8ng.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/s0l521.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/62o1jp.mp4
Anonymous No.717913063 >>717913548 >>717922267
>>717911312
Bg3baby as usual
Anonymous No.717913114
>>717889812 (OP)
The evil ones, maybe.
Anonymous No.717913215
>>717913060
So just like I said, pathfinder is literally autobattler
Anonymous No.717913283 >>717913548
>>717911312
>>bg3 gameplay
>>actually has to engage with challenging fighters
>>pathfinder gameplay
>>press auto-buff button, then auto battle enemy
Heh
This board can be funny sometimes
Anonymous No.717913314
>>717911312
Truth nuke
Anonymous No.717913548 >>717913870
>>717913063
>>717913283
You still haven’t showed single minute of pathfinder gameplay that isn’t just mindless autobattler
Anonymous No.717913740 >>717921147
Why are we pretending that Pathfinder has complex gameplay when the core gameplay loop consists of buffing up before the battle, throwing down a crowd control spell on turn with, and then autoattacking to victory for literally every fight? The game plays exactly like that whether you're on Normal, Core, or Unfair.
Baldur 3's gameplay in contrast is a lot more complex. You can use the environment to gain a tactical advantage by climbing atop lights and buildings to shoot them while forcing enemies to climb to get to you, you can push enemies off cliffs, you can wetten them with water and then electrocute them, you can pick them up and throw them, you can leap over enemies, you can deny enemies movement with a forced reaction attack, there's destructible environments that can be leveraged to fall upon enemies, you can push or trip enemies back into crowd controls spots and then still have enough action points to attack or re-manuver yourself. There's truly so much you can do in every encounter in Baldur's Gate 3 that it's actually insane
Anonymous No.717913870
>>717913548
And why should I
Go play more rollslop bg3kiddo
Anonymous No.717914078
>>717889812 (OP)
Above average for games as a whole, but a big downgrade compared to DOS2. Definitely more fuckable than the DOS2 companions though.
Anonymous No.717914281 >>717914809
>>717911051
>>717911369
>>717912019
>>717913060
Baтнaя пидopaшкa oпять выхoдит нa cвязь.
Anonymous No.717914449
>>717889962
>astroturfed
But anon, whatever do you mean?
Anonymous No.717914809 >>717914908 >>717915025
>>717914281
The reason for the trembling?
Anonymous No.717914908 >>717915005
>>717914809
Z-tard, why aren’t you with your friends?
Anonymous No.717914945
>>717891135
>>717893020
He is not wrong, thought. This shit was a FOTM sloppa for zoom-zoomies
Anonymous No.717915005 >>717915471
>>717914908
Because i don't have to, lmao? We don't have a mobilization, and all who fights does it willingly. Unlike somewhere else....
Anonymous No.717915025 >>717915186
>>717914809
Уёбывaй нa хapкaч, oпyщeнкa. Tы двa cлoвa пo-aнглийcки cвязaть нe мoжeшь, нe выдaвaя cвoю пидopaшью нaтypy.
Anonymous No.717915186 >>717915650
>>717915025
So much pain in these words, lmao
Anonymous No.717915471
>>717915005
> Because i don't have to
And your friends are? Why otherwise would they die for
Anonymous No.717915650 >>717915872
>>717915186
Teбe П зaпpeтил cидeть нa вpaжecких вeбcaйтaх, тaк хyли ты тyт зaбыл, пoцpeoт poиccянии ты эдaкий? Бapин пacтбищe пpигoтoвил в видe вкoнтaктe и pyтьюбa - иди тyдa, тaм cкpeпнo.
Anonymous No.717915872 >>717916598
>>717915650
Anonymous No.717916000
>>717891556
Raphael is pretty good, but the main quest is utter shit.
Anonymous No.717916598 >>717916930 >>717917625
>>717915872
Hoвocти читaл, кcтaти? Бeлыe cпиcки пo IP cкopo бyдyт ввoдить нa мoбильныe ceти, пoд пpeдлoгoм "зaщиты oт дpoнoв". A тaм yж и дo кaбeльнoгo интepнeтa дoвeдyт. Tы и тoгдa зa пыпy тoпить бyдeшь, пoцpeoт?
Anonymous No.717916653
>>717907459
Gale and Karlach
Anonymous No.717916707
>>717889962
Youre just not white which is fine
Anonymous No.717916930 >>717917314
>>717916598
I’ll keep doing this until the X-Men get hit by geraniums, setting their asses on fire)))
Anonymous No.717917294
>>717891539
my mods
>double carry weight
>adjustable party size for a more engaging story & combat possibilities(it comes with an adjustable difficulty curve mod so you don't smash past every encounter)
>eternal lockpick. a must if you want to pick up all chests in game.
>better inventory u.i . vanilla is a total mess in the game. this makes hoarding & organizing items much easier.
these mods have made it a super smooth experience for me, also playing this game for the 1st time. nothing better than playing a game when it's well & truly complete.
Anonymous No.717917314 >>717917625 >>717917625
>>717916930
Дeлaть чтo, бoлeзный? Tы ни фoчaн, ни любoй дpyгoй зapyбeжный pecypc oткpыть в cyвepeннoм чeбypнeтe нe cмoжeшь чepeз пoл гoдa, ecли нe paньшe.
Anonymous No.717917625 >>717918005
>>717917314
> Дeлaть чтo
>>717916598
> тoпить бyдeшь
)))
>>717917314
> Tы ни фoчaн, ни любoй дpyгoй зapyбeжный pecypc oткpыть в cyвepeннoм чeбypнeтe нe cмoжeшь чepeз пoл гoдa, ecли нe paньшe.
Idk, lmao
Anonymous No.717918005
>>717917625
Пoнял, тyпoй cкoт бyдeт тyпым cкoтoм дo пocлeднeгo.
>Idk
Taм `c` дoлжнa быть, пидopaн бeзгpaмoтный. Teбe нacтoлькo "вcё paвнo", чтo ты ceйчac aктивнo oбхoдишь блoк PКH, чтoбы cpaть здecь пpoпaгaндoй? Eщe и вpaжecкий ютьюб cмoтpишь нeбocь, дa? Aй-яй-яй, плoхoй из тeбя пoцpeoт.
Anonymous No.717918281
>tiefling, the gooner race, would fuck on day 1 if not convenient plot device
>people love her cause of it
troon bait
Anonymous No.717918338
Owlcatfags so obnoxious
Anonymous No.717919910
>>717894824
Timed content tend to be obvious, as it has been said if you approach a burning house or somebody who's been poisoned they will not survive a Long Rest. But you can safely count such occasions on one hand in Act1. The big trigger that somewhat advances the world state is entering the Rosymorn Monastery Trail for the first time. Don't worry, the game will warn you! Technically the Monastery is optional and still Act1 but you can go into Act2 from there (Shadow-Cursed Lands) which is the next big trigger afterwards. Now these can fail even high-level quests too, if nothing due to not having access to the said region (in the latter case) anymore. No need to worry though, just make sure to take care of whatever you come across before making the big jump.

As for the Long Resting: listen to others and spam that shit. I know I missed plenty of camp cutscenes and interactions by being resourceful. And for what? I'm on my first run and thus playing without mods but I have this one saved for my second run: https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1879 By default this dialogue icon means a character has something new to say to you. This mods also makes it trigger if you have a new Camp Event unlocked, in other words: when it's time to do another Long Rest if you don't want to miss out on content. Just keep exploring and food ceases to be an issue early on.
Anonymous No.717920873
>>717891556
You can't talk about the plot since critically thinking about anything that happens in it just exposes how sloppily tied together the rewritten mess is. Raphael's "deal" makes literally no sense in the context of his threats and the suggestion he has "leverage" over the player. The average adventuring party does not a give a single flying fuck about an imprisoned space frog monk and the Emperor never betrays the party why is Raph betting it all on this shit with the hammer. It's so fucking stupid
Anonymous No.717921147
>>717913740
i don't have an opinion on pathfinder since i have not played it, but anybody hating on bg3 for having no combat gameplay is a total muppet. bg3 is peak tacticool rpg.
the ways you can defeat enemies are only limited by your creativity. i just got past the gnoll group fight with rugan/kugan(?) on the 5th try, in part because he & his buddy kept dying. had to bring lae'zel & my character equipped with regular barrels to form a wall & stop the gnolls from advancing, while karlach spamthrows barrel bombs like it's the syrian civil war.
& that's just one of many possibilities. this game is the epitome of fun, which is what all games should strive to be.
Anonymous No.717921361
As for me, it's the cute berserker woman.
Anonymous No.717922267
>>717913063
Don't use my wife to shitpost Anon.
Anonymous No.717924356
>*sucks your soul out through your dick*
Anonymous No.717925010 >>717925125
>>717889962
Indeed. Although Expedition 33 is rapidly closing in on that record. Both are woke shit that no one plays or even remembers. It's actually kind of amazing how inorganic the hype around these games are. I literally never hear anyone talk about them but no matter what time of day there's at least five threads on the catalogue dedicated to these shitheaps.
Anonymous No.717925125
>>717925010
now this is schizo posting
Anonymous No.717925401
>>717889812 (OP)
for a so-called woke game, they all seem to have impossibly perfect bodies
Anonymous No.717926714
Frog wife has pretty eyes.
Anonymous No.717926996
>>717893137
I hoped the "Withers" part is just a lazy modder who picked a random name with some connection with BG3 for his big titty females mod. I was so wrong.