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Anonymous No.718036413 >>718036738 >>718037787 >>718039720 >>718039754 >>718039903 >>718041018 >>718043939 >>718044312 >>718045083 >>718045156 >>718045302 >>718047604 >>718051373 >>718051591 >>718052191 >>718052593 >>718052905 >>718053125 >>718054492 >>718057168 >>718057413 >>718065449 >>718067836 >>718072908 >>718073190 >>718074951
Switch 2
I hear this thing did great during its first month but what about its second
Anonymous No.718036462 >>718036563 >>718039274 >>718080554
It's still going strong
Anonymous No.718036551
idk typically the only concrete numbers are in Nintendo's financials which is once every three months
Anonymous No.718036563 >>718038581 >>718039184 >>718044660 >>718052896 >>718052950 >>718066227
>>718036462
Is it? During the first month, I heard it was 5.8 million but its second is simple โ€œabove 6 millionโ€
Anonymous No.718036738 >>718076926
>>718036413 (OP)
parents are shopping for their little kids' christmas presents early this year.
the sales aren't for adults, because actual adults don't play games on children's tablets
Anonymous No.718037416 >>718037998 >>718038640 >>718054638
Iโ€™m wondering if sales are falling off and nintendoโ€™s just not telling anyone
Anonymous No.718037787
>>718036413 (OP)

Its raping PS5 and Xbox's corpses.
Anonymous No.718037998 >>718039028 >>718039630 >>718052328
>>718037416

You got raped and gaped Eric.
Anonymous No.718038581
>>718036563
>Is it?
Yeah.
Anonymous No.718038640
>>718037416
I'm not.
Anonymous No.718039028 >>718039238
>>718037998
Limited stock is bs its always in stock on Amazon UK
Anonymous No.718039184 >>718077503
>>718036563
Thats because everyone bought it during the first month. In fact the first 4 days alone were 3 million which is half of its lifetime sales.
Anonymous No.718039238 >>718040085
>>718039028

Eric, you lost.
Anonymous No.718039274 >>718039395 >>718040052 >>718045635
>>718036462
STOP LYING AND COPING AND SHILLING

YOU'RE MAD
Anonymous No.718039395
>>718039274
Calm down
Anonymous No.718039630 >>718039652
>>718037998
Production doesn't equal follow through einstein they're been over producing this thing since launch.
Anonymous No.718039652
>>718039630
Production can equal follow through.
Anonymous No.718039720 >>718039761
>>718036413 (OP)
Flopped and shitted
Anonymous No.718039754
>>718036413 (OP)
>switch poo
Lmao, you guys buyed boughted this stinker?
Anonymous No.718039761
>>718039720
Bigly.
Anonymous No.718039801 >>718041158
Has anything major been announced for September? I feel like I'm missing something.
Anonymous No.718039903 >>718041158 >>718054715 >>718054825 >>718070881 >>718071751
>>718036413 (OP)
Not enough games.
Nintendo hasn't announced anything remotely close to being a system seller yet either.
Going with DK and Mario Kart over a big 3d Mario was definitely a mistake. ToTK was also a mistake in hindsight, since it was supposed to be the next big Zelda release but it didn't feel like it due to all the recycled content and now it will probably be a while before another big zelda too.
Anonymous No.718039915 >>718039962 >>718040656
I'm sure it's selling well, but I don't understand why. Then again, I don't understand why the PS5 sold so well either, but it did. These consoles have no games and people just buy them frantically anyways.
Anonymous No.718039935 >>718045686
MAMMA MIA, PRINCESSA PEACH! YOU KISS ME WITH THAT MOUTH AFTER YOU MAKE BOWSER CUM?! OOH! BING BING, WAHOO, LET'S-A GO!
Anonymous No.718039962 >>718040656
>>718039915
Switch is the Disneyadult box for gay cuckolds
Ps5 is the niggerbox for people who steal copies of 2k and get mad that their shoplifted 19 dollar Fortnite cards don't work
Anonymous No.718040052 >>718040502
>>718039274

Why are you so mad?
Anonymous No.718040085 >>718040513
>>718039238
Doesn't look out of stock to me
Anonymous No.718040172 >>718040507 >>718040532 >>718040656
Eric is working overtime. Say it with me Eric, Playstation is THIRD PARTY.
Anonymous No.718040243
Nintendo won btw
Anonymous No.718040402 >>718040501
So delaying your console for 2 years to build stock and make it even more outdated and overpriced is now winning
Anonymous No.718040501 >>718040861
>>718040402
Looks like it launched right on time and won
Anonymous No.718040502
>>718040052
IT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU ALL TOLD DADDY NINTENDO, THANK YOU, RAISE THE PRICE EVEN MORE

CAN'T WAIT TO PIRATE EVERY NINTENDO GAME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
Anonymous No.718040507 >>718040594 >>718040615
>>718040172
Do you not realize how schizo you look to everyone on /v/ by thinking they're all some guy called Eric? You give Nintendo fans a bad name. Miyamoto would tell you to go outside and take your meds
Anonymous No.718040513
>>718040085

Your asshole is bleeding from all the rape, Eric.
Anonymous No.718040532
>>718040172
Meanwhile Nintendo is turd party with the switch poo
Anonymous No.718040594
>>718040507
Sounds like that's your problem
Anonymous No.718040615 >>718040897
>>718040507

Stop crying Eric.
Anonymous No.718040634
children are already playing are on ipads, sorry tendies nintendo is for middle-aged men
Anonymous No.718040656 >>718040754 >>718067638 >>718068581
>>718039915
>>718039962
>>718040172
Right, totally. Except, there's a very small problem. A tiny, tiny problem. The PS5 has multiplats. I know, I know! They're not games. And it's true if you have a PC or Xbox. But most people just have one console for multiplats. Whereas the Switch is for Nintendo games. It doesn't have multiplats. So the Switch 2 having only two (2) games is pretty bad in comparison.
Anonymous No.718040754
>>718040656
Idort here. Not my problem.
Anonymous No.718040861 >>718040889 >>718040921 >>718040967
>>718040501
Everyone hates MK World, DK Bananza is forgotten, and Drag x Drive is slop 6/10 shovelware. There are no exclusives even dated (besides "2025") for the rest of the year. It has already failed besides a few million shells who buy anything.
Anonymous No.718040889 >>718040921
>>718040861
I disagree.
Anonymous No.718040897 >>718040948
>>718040615
What do you gain from calking people Eric every day? Whoever Eric is he probably moved on from here long ago while you defend and shill without being paid a single cent for it
Anonymous No.718040921
>>718040861
This, absolutely flopped and shitted
>>718040889
This person is trans
Anonymous No.718040946
i finally got an email saying i could purchase one from the nintendo site yesteday
it took them weeks to get to me
Anonymous No.718040948 >>718041058
>>718040897
makes trolls mad
Anonymous No.718040967 >>718070940
>>718040861
True. And the games which could be hits like metroid and pokemon are also on Switch 1 so there's not exactly any urgency to buy one
Anonymous No.718041018
>>718036413 (OP)
What I find funny is that all my buddies got a switch 2 at launch. I was actually fucking shocked, because they are so fucking cheap and are not the biggest nintendo fans. I guess nintendo has done something right
Anonymous No.718041058 >>718041112
>>718040948
You call them trolls but they aren't trolling most people unhappy with Switch 2 are (ex)Nintendo fans who think it isn't where it needs to be. They're not false flagging or lying like you seem convinced they are
Anonymous No.718041061
Eric lost
Eric got raped
The neighbor's dog left him gaped
Anonymous No.718041112 >>718041359
>>718041058
That's fine eric
Anonymous No.718041158 >>718041236 >>718043209 >>718045008 >>718049614 >>718054849 >>718056725 >>718061534
>>718039801
In terms of exclusives, not a thing. Daemon X Machina 2 is a September release, but that's also coming out on PC on the same day.
>>718039903
The bigger problem is that, with how long it's starting to take their teams to make games and their priorities for recent releases, they've likely just dug some really nasty holes for the next several years of the Switch 2's non-port release schedule.
>3D Zelda took six years to shit out TotK and it was somehow an all-hands-on-deck game (almost double the devteam size of BotW), so a new 3D Zelda's a no-show for at least few years
>DK Bananza was the 3D Mario team and that took them 8 years, so a new 3D Mario's probably out for most (if not all) of the generation as well
>Splatoon Raiders is the tide-over game for Splatoon, so mainline Splatoon's not seeing a release for at least a couple years either
>they just shot their Mario Kart wad on World for the launch, and unless they cave to the lappers for public online and/or supply the game with substantial new content soon, it's about to face a substantial engagement fall-off
It doesn't help that the only first-party exclusives we know of now at the moment are spinoffs and Switch 1 port DLCs. The September Direct (if there even is one) is going to be a big determining factor for the Switch 2 going forward. Not enough to singularly make or break the system of course, but enough to set the tone for how the next couple years are shaping up. Remember, sonyfags were also hooting and hollering for months in their favelas with the PS5 having record-breaking hardware sales in its first year, but look what happened when Sony got comfortable resting on sales figure laurels.
Anonymous No.718041236 >>718041379
>>718041158
Anonymous No.718041359 >>718041543
>>718041112
What if I called you Daniel
Anonymous No.718041379 >>718041487
>>718041236
You forgot to screech about Eric.
Anonymous No.718041487
>>718041379
Sure.
Anonymous No.718041543 >>718041652
>>718041359
Call me whatever you want
Anonymous No.718041652
>>718041543
I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.
Anonymous No.718042873 >>718042897 >>718043087
Still selling stupidly well, and Sony is still leaving hardware behind to focus on being a third party
Anonymous No.718042897
>>718042873
True
Anonymous No.718043087
>>718042873
What software does sony even have to offer as a third party?
Anonymous No.718043209 >>718043331
>>718041158
Exactly. Honestly Nintendo has no excuse for these dev times either. Every other big Japanese studio's able to put games out at a way faster rate and Nintendo's a bigger company than all of them.
Anonymous No.718043331 >>718043557
>>718043209
Dev times look fine to me
Anonymous No.718043557 >>718043662
>>718043331
>6 years for a BotW asset/world flip is "fine"
>8 years for DK Bananza is "fine"
Anonymous No.718043662 >>718043802 >>718044146
>>718043557
Is that opinion a problem for you?
Anonymous No.718043802 >>718043987 >>718050506
>>718043662
Yes, complacency from people like you enables Nintendo to get worse.
Anonymous No.718043939 >>718044304
>>718036413 (OP)
Early adopter gace period ended.
Wait for end of year and when third parties start releasing some real games on the system and not a bing bing wahoo 4k edition and some lame update to a game you already played to deatrh on Switch 1
Anonymous No.718043987
>>718043802
Nah
Anonymous No.718044146 >>718044163
>>718043662
Your opinion makes you appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Anonymous No.718044163 >>718044362
>>718044146
You'll survive
Anonymous No.718044304 >>718044408
>>718043939
>Third-parties making new games for decade old hardware
You're only getting rereleases from last-gen.
Anonymous No.718044312
>>718036413 (OP)
Its such a hit fagtendo increased the price on switch 1.
Anonymous No.718044362 >>718044478
>>718044163
Survive what?
Anonymous No.718044408 >>718044478
>>718044304
At least that's SOMETHING instead of the absolute nothingburger the console has at the moment.
Anonymous No.718044478 >>718044539
>>718044362
How I appear to you
>>718044408
Console looks fine to me, tranime poster
Anonymous No.718044539 >>718044704
>>718044478
>Console looks fine to me, tranime poster
nice job attacking someone defending it you fucking faggot cultist
Anonymous No.718044586 >>718044753 >>718044779 >>718057129 >>718060876 >>718067269
it's depressing that most switchfags on /v/ are only motivated by wanting petty revenge against sony (revenge for what isn't entirely clear)
Anonymous No.718044660 >>718044917 >>718046792 >>718052905 >>718053707
>>718036563
Second month won't be as good as it's first because of stock shortages
Anonymous No.718044704
>>718044539
Calm down
Anonymous No.718044753 >>718045186
>>718044586
Equally depressing is that most anti-tendies on /v/ are only motivated by wanting to troll fanbases of things they don't like
Anonymous No.718044779
>>718044586
project less, nobody has to do anything because Sony are kneeling themselves
Anonymous No.718044917 >>718047073
>>718044660
Are they happening?
My local store was out of switch OLEDs the week it launched, now they have ample stock of Switch 2 and some of them are even putting it on sale, sure, like 5% off but that's as most as you'll get on a Nintendo console.
Personally Im waiting for an OLED upgrade in 2 years
Anonymous No.718045008 >>718045058 >>718045080 >>718053798
>>718041158
>DK Bananza was the 3D Mario team and that took them 8 years, so a new 3D Mario's probably out for most (if not all) of the generation as well
Pretty sure the DK Bananza team was new talent, thought I heard something about that. Something about absences meaning that it's likely another team is working on a different game.
>Splatoon Raiders is the tide-over game for Splatoon, so mainline Splatoon's not seeing a release for at least a couple years either
I doubt an interesting looking spin off to one of Japan's favourite series of games will do poorly, or even be considered average.
>they just shot their Mario Kart wad on World for the launch, and unless they cave to the lappers for public online and/or supply the game with substantial new content soon, it's about to face a substantial engagement fall-off
Outside of the usual grifters and loud mouths, World seems well recieved, I don't think the drop off will be any time soon, or ever, if it sells like MK8D did (and still is).

One game a month is fantastic compared its competition, and better than what we got when the Switch 1 released, and you know how that ended up. I'd say that we're in for another few years of the usual suspects screaming Nintendoomed while it keeps chugging along. Personally, I'll be getting my own Switch 2 during the holidays I think, my own Switch 1 is finally dying on me.
Anonymous No.718045058
>>718045008
>grifters
cool, thanks for letting me know I can safely ignore the rest of your post
Anonymous No.718045080 >>718045206 >>718050107
>>718045008
The person you're replying to is ACfag, fyi. He's just a troll.
Anonymous No.718045083
>>718036413 (OP)
I'm still playing MK World. I love how the game handles, it reminds me of my old favorite, Double Dash.
Anonymous No.718045156 >>718045260 >>718045283 >>718046968
>>718036413 (OP)
metroid prime 4 is going to be a really important release for them. and it really does not look appealing imo, despite nearly a decade in the oven.
meanwhile drag and drive is legit the most poorly reviewed nintendo game i can remember. i'm starting to wonder if nintendo has started to lose the plot a bit....in the past they at least would have livened up a game like drag and drive with a cast of recognizable mascots. but it seems they feel the need to treat their IP very, very cautiously now that they realize how valuable they are outside of the gaming sphere
Anonymous No.718045186 >>718045201
>>718044753
>he thinks everyone who doesn't like Switch 2 is "anti-tendie"
Switch 1 is my most played console of all time, and I bought a Wii-U on launch. Switch 2 only has overpriced, mediocre software so far, just face it. No Zelda/Xenoblade or other games to to carry the first year for anyone who isn't 8 years old.
Anonymous No.718045201 >>718045654
>>718045186
I disagree.
Anonymous No.718045206 >>718046667 >>718050107
>>718045080
I thought he was Eric.
Anonymous No.718045260 >>718050448 >>718053875
>>718045156
It's just a poorly cooked ARMS spiritual successor, I think they phoned it in since so far the Switch 2 release seems rushed as all hell so they needed something quick to release in the meantime.
Makes me think after they have like 15 games or so they'll start putting the upgrade patches faster with the Switch 1 titles.
Anonymous No.718045283
>>718045156
I thought people liked the trailer.
Anonymous No.718045302
>>718036413 (OP)
We don't talk about that because that will look bad
Anonymous No.718045635 >>718047195
>>718039274
>STOP LYING AND COPING AND SHILLING

>YOU'RE MAD
Anonymous No.718045654 >>718045740
>>718045201
Ok, what game am I missing? By this time Wii-U had Bayonetta 2 and Xenoblade X announced. Also Wonderful 101, but that could be considered a "kid" game, I guess. Metroid Prime 4 is a Switch 1 game
Anonymous No.718045686
>>718039935
I hope you die a most miserable death you scum snoy
Anonymous No.718045740
>>718045654
I wouldn't worry about it. It's just my opinion.
Anonymous No.718046098
>2 months later and anti-switch 2 fag(s) still believe the console is selling like shit
Take the L already
Anonymous No.718046667
>>718045206
I'm Eric.
Hi everyone.
Anonymous No.718046792
>>718044660
They're in stock all around me and Nintendo started sending out invites to people that have never signed up for NSO, I don't think there's shortages.
Anonymous No.718046968 >>718071067
>>718045156
>metroid prime 4 is going to be a really important release for them. and it really does not look appealing imo, despite nearly a decade in the oven.

Looks pretty fucking good to me so far. More prime is always welcome considering no other game/franchise does what it does.

>drag and drive is legit the most poorly reviewed nintendo game i can remember. i'm starting to wonder if nintendo has started to lose the plot a bit....in the past they at least would have livened up a game like drag and drive with a cast of recognizable mascots. but it seems they feel the need to treat their IP very, very cautiously now that they realize how valuable they are outside of the gaming sphere

Drag and drag was just a brand building game to keep the mindshare going in terms of nintendo being innovate and wacky.I see no other company innovating this way so I guess its working. Also did you ignore the switch launched with 1 2 switch which was also shit and they also released everybody 1 2 switch.
Anonymous No.718047073
>>718044917
>Are they happening?
Maybe in Japan. In EU you can get in anywhere because it's expensive as shit.
Anonymous No.718047195
>>718045635
cool it with the anti sonytism
Anonymous No.718047604
>>718036413 (OP)
Just bought switch 2 and only bought 2 games.
Mario Kart World that came with the bundle & Donkey Kong Bananza.
Played Mario Kart a bit and bored out of my mind.
But I'm having so much fun playing Donkey Kong right now.
What's some upcoming exclusives for switch 2?
And is there any leaks on when Splatoon 4 is coming?
Anonymous No.718049614 >>718050426
>>718041158
Perhaps Nintendo is banking on the Pokemon Legends Z-A bundle to do the heavy lifting of moving units this holiday despite Z-A being a Switch cross-gen title.
Anonymous No.718049725
I'm considering buying a witch 2, I never had the original switch
Anonymous No.718050107 >>718053915
>>718045080
I like to try and see the best in people.
>>718045206
Oh, you learn to recognize particular schizo's if you spend enough time around them. Telling apart ACfag from Eric is easy enough if you see them screaming about what toy company they hate for long enough.
Anonymous No.718050426 >>718053989
>>718049614
I don't understand why they don't just do a "Pick 1" bundle where you get to pick any of the Switch 2 exclusives or upgrades... Seems insanely retarded to only have a bundle for one game, especially a cross-gen game
Anonymous No.718050448
>>718045260
>It's just a poorly cooked ARMS spiritual successor
They literally went the complete opposite path of ARMS with this though.
Much cheaper, less marketing and branding. ARMS tried to force a new Splatoon, this game didn't do that.
Anonymous No.718050506 >>718053873
>>718043802
It baffles me that there are genuinely grown men that talk like this about kiddy games.
Anonymous No.718051373
>>718036413 (OP)
It's pretty obvious everyone who wanted one has got one by now and sales are way down compared to the first month, otherwise they'd keep announcing how well it's selling. It had enough stock to hit record sales at launch, it doesn't really look like it has the legs.
Anonymous No.718051591
>>718036413 (OP)
not looking good bros...
Anonymous No.718052191 >>718052225 >>718052616
>>718036413 (OP)
Just like anyone with half a brain guessed - it'll be successful but won't reach Switch 1's lifetime units.
Anonymous No.718052225
>>718052191
>but won't reach Switch 1's lifetime units.
I dont anyone expects it to reach switch 1 anon thats just too godly
Anonymous No.718052328 >>718052486 >>718052751 >>718052981 >>718053901
>>718037998
who tf is eric
newfag here
Anonymous No.718052486 >>718052702 >>718053294
>>718052328
An excuse for Nintendo fanboys to act utterly batshit. If you so much as look at Nintendo the wrong way, you will be called Eric.
Anonymous No.718052593 >>718052867
>>718036413 (OP)
WTF is even comong out next for this next? POS console
Anonymous No.718052616 >>718076668
>>718052191

Its going to blow past the Switch 1. It will be a PS1 to PS2 situation. The reason why is because Xbox and Playstation, both having bleeding assholes as a result of being raped by Nintendo BBC, committed suicide out of embarrassment.
Anonymous No.718052702 >>718053923 >>718054412
>>718052486
how did it originate tho? i'm an sp fagger through and through so I know the lore behind kwab, narb, amx, twain, alfonso, dsl etc etc. kinda interested in eric
Anonymous No.718052751 >>718052807
>>718052328
Just a generic troll
Anonymous No.718052789
Nintendo kicked XFLOP and PissStation's asses so bad that both faggots consoles started fucking each other. LMAO.
Anonymous No.718052807 >>718053052
>>718052751
Oh, i see. thanks
Anonymous No.718052867 >>718054037 >>718054264 >>718054449
>>718052593
First Party: Prime 4, Kirby air riders, splatoon raiders, hyrule warriors, duskbloods.

Seems pretty fucking stacked to me. Miyazaki and Sakurai exclusive. Nintendo going beast mode.
Anonymous No.718052896 >>718068863
>>718036563
>it needs to sell 6 million every month or it's flop
>if it doesn't outsell Swirch 1, the most successful video game system of all time, its a flop

Kek fucking rope yourself you mentally ill schizo.
Anonymous No.718052905
>>718036413 (OP)
I don't think there's any numbers, but I wouldn't be surprised if the sales fell off after a while. The main reason the system sold so much on release is because for the first time basically ever, they overproduced the hell out of it. All other console releases, they run out within a day or two (or faster, depending on scalpers), but Nintendo had every damn store stockpile the shit out of them in advance.
Shit, man, I'm pretty sure you can still buy them pretty easily at most stores right now, Nintendo wasn't fucking around. (Though anyone that buys a v1 console on release is stupid as hell for a wide variety of reasons, so I'm glad nobody I know IRL bought one yet.)

>>718044660
>stock shortages
Anonymous No.718052950
>>718036563
100 million devices sold is indeed above 6 million.
Anonymous No.718052981
>>718052328
Eric is a obsessed Nintendo hater who spends his entire life on 4chan seething about Mario every fucking day.
Anonymous No.718052989 >>718053036 >>718053159
Anyone notice on Youtube that most fanboys content creators for Xbox and Playstation are WETBACKS and NIGGERS? I'm I the only one who sees that? Anyway, say it with me Snoys, NO MORE EXCLUSIVES.
Anonymous No.718053036 >>718053080
>>718052989
Nintendo won
Anonymous No.718053052 >>718053123
>>718052807
He was a guy who built a reputation as a massive nintendo hater and trolled every single nintendo thread back around 2017. Then he accidentally doxed himself posting a screenshot of a youtube page while he was logged in. He still stuck sround inspite of this and still hangs around, saying the same shit he did 10 years ago.
Anonymous No.718053080
>>718053036

I kneel Yamauchi-SAMA.
Anonymous No.718053123 >>718053170
>>718053052

I wonder if Eric is JaytechTV,
Anonymous No.718053125
>>718036413 (OP)
>Looking for one like crazy during the first month
>No luck
>Thinking on buying one from a scalper
>1k
>Nermind...
>Ask at the store if they got one for the heck of it
>Yes, we got plenty
It's everywhere now, kinda sad for all that time I spent trying to find one.
Anonymous No.718053159 >>718053352
>>718052989
It's literally always mexicans, dominicans and other assorted nogs who are obsessive Xbox and Sony fanboys. There is also Greg Miller but I am convinced Bill Gates biologically engineered that fucking guy in a lab in the 80s to be the ultimate Microsoft shill unto his dying breath.
Anonymous No.718053170
>>718053123
No he's white. We know what he looks like from his youtube channel
Anonymous No.718053294 >>718059893
>>718052486
If you're indistinguishable from a massive shitposter that's on you bro
Anonymous No.718053352
>>718053159

Oh Shit.
Anonymous No.718053707
>>718044660
>nintendo can't even plan ahead
F
Anonymous No.718053749 >>718053954
The only thing I'm disappointed about is the lack of third party switch 2 upgrades. The console has been out for two months now and the only game to get an upgrade was No Man's Sky.
Anonymous No.718053798
>>718045008
Its competition regularly gets third party games. Maybe it'll be different this time now that its just about on par with a ps4 pro and graphics are tappering off.
Anonymous No.718053873
>>718050506
It has nothing to do with the maturity of the game content though? But it's a very good sign that Nintendo's on the wrong path when fanfags have to resort to playing the BUH IT'S KID MEDIA defense.
Anonymous No.718053875
>>718045260
more like a rocket league rippoff
and they're suing palworld at the same time
shaking my head
Anonymous No.718053901 >>718054008 >>718054094
>>718052328
been here since 2017 and still don't know who that is
Anonymous No.718053915 >>718054036
>>718050107
>telling Eric apart from ACfag is easy enough
I'm neither though. So you failed.
Anonymous No.718053923
>>718052702
I honestly have no idea. They use like one example of some guy who samefagged a post and since then everybody who even remotely criticizes Nintendo is now Eric. There's a few other names they'll call people, but those are even more obscure. The anon who spams how everyone is Eric and got raped is way, way more prevalent than this Eric is. It's really not that interesting. It's just annoying, mentally ill fanboyism because it gets spammed constantly.
Anonymous No.718053954 >>718054764
>>718053749
DQ3 got an update and Romancing SaGa 2 has a paid upgrade if you care for SE stuff, but yeah there isn't much. There's a couple games that already had Performance/Fidelity toggles that benefit from it at least though, I think Pac Man World Repac was like that, and Klonoa 2 is much smoother
Anonymous No.718053989
>>718050426
Every pack in title counts as a game "sold" so its considered a hit and gets lots of buzz. Also mk is multiplayer so it grows the playerbase and playing mk with friends because a social phenomenon. Pokemon is likely the same logic just for the next generations of children. We already know adults are hooked.
Anonymous No.718054008 >>718054157
>>718053901
I've been here since 2006 and I have no idea who Eric, ACfag or Bazztek/Barry are at all. And I've actually talked to Barry several times. Still don't really understand who the guy is. Believe it or not kids, it didn't used to be like this. We used to actually talk about video games, at least sometimes.
Anonymous No.718054036
>>718053915
Oh no! Anyway
Anonymous No.718054037
>>718052867
one good game and its not even in-house
p4 is a s1 game btw
Anonymous No.718054094 >>718054272
>>718053901
>been here since 2017
this is what qualifies for an oldfag now?
Anonymous No.718054157 >>718054272
>>718054008
>Sony got their sales crown back with the PS4
>then Nintendo got it back with the Switch
The PS4 and Switch ruined gaming and gaming discourse.
Anonymous No.718054264
>>718052867
>Switch 1 game
>spinoff
>spinoff
>spinoff
>nobody knows what the fuck this game is yet
I bet you also think man can live on bread alone.
Anonymous No.718054272 >>718054404
>>718054094
06er, yes you are old now. Posters such as myself are primordialfags, you are just a simple oldfag now since you've been here 8 years. Most of these zoomers shouldn't even be allowed on this website.

>>718054157
No, you being a salesfag ruined gaming for yourself.
Anonymous No.718054404
>>718054272
>salesfagging ruined discourse
>NUH UH YOU'RE THE SALESFAG
Jesus christ you're a retard.
Anonymous No.718054412 >>718054472 >>718054575 >>718054580 >>718054654
>>718052702
However it originated nowhere near justifies the mental illness it birthed. This is just one of many lines that gets spammed endlessly whenever anyone dares say anything negative about glorious nintendo
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/you%20lost%20and%20got%20raped%20eric/
Anonymous No.718054449
>>718052867
Duskbloods isn't owned by Nintendo and will definitely be on PC sooner than later, especially because no one on Switch gives two shits about that sort of game.
Anonymous No.718054472 >>718054720
>>718054412
Strange. That never happens to me. Perhaps its your problem.
Anonymous No.718054492
>>718036413 (OP)
I just want YouTube to work on this blasted thing so I can stop using my phone when I am laying down.
Anonymous No.718054575 >>718054827
>>718054412
kek
sounds like this guy is more unhinged than eric
Anonymous No.718054580
>>718054412
maybe stop losing Eric
Anonymous No.718054638
>>718037416
Yes, just like the sales were falling off after the first 3 days and Nintendo didn't want to yell anyone... Until they did and it turned out the sales didn't fall of at all
Anonymous No.718054654 >>718054720
>>718054412
Remember: what you just posted is just results for that exact phrase.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%2AEric%2A%20%2Arape%2A/
This yields almost 2000 more results.
Anonymous No.718054715
>>718039903
>Going with DK and Mario Kart over a big 3d Mario was definitely a mistake
The last time a console launched with a 3D Mario was the N64. Since then a 3D Mario has been released 7 months to a year after the console release date. Launching with what is now their biggest franchise, and a very well received platformer a month later, it's one of the better console launches. Zelda can be years away, but who knows if Tears was actually a B team and they've been working on a next gen Zelda. Probably not though.
Anonymous No.718054720
>>718054654
>>718054472
Anonymous No.718054764 >>718054885
>>718053954
I was looking forward to a Nier Automata upgrade from Square but that hasn't happened yet.
Anonymous No.718054813
>718054720
>OH PLEEEEEEASE GIVE ME A (You) FOR MY EPIC NONCHALANT PUTDOWN
Anonymous No.718054825
>>718039903
>definitely a mistake
>fastest selling system of all time
Anonymous No.718054827
>>718054575
Guess who "this guy" is
Anonymous No.718054836
Man this eric guy must have fucked, all these disney adults seething about him
Anonymous No.718054849 >>718054927 >>718054949
>>718041158
>3D Zelda took six years to shit out TotK and it was somehow an all-hands-on-deck game (almost double the devteam size of BotW), so a new 3D Zelda's a no-show for at least few years
We don't know how good we had it when we were getting a new 3D Zelda every 2-4 years with their own art styles and actually felt like they were made from scratch. If you didn't like one game, chances are you'd love the other that came just a couple years later. Now we wait 5-6 years for games that had no business taking that long and severely lacking in the dungeon and variety department.
Anonymous No.718054885 >>718055475
>>718054764
Funnily enough, one of the few games marked straight up incompatible on the eShop, I think the only other SE game with that is Chrono Cross. I wonder if it'll be a paid upgrade, or just an update like DQ3. Feels like they went out of their way to handle Switch 2 in every single way possible through their different games
Anonymous No.718054927
>>718054849
>We don't know how good we had it when we were getting a new 3D Zelda every 2-4 years
20 years ago?
Anonymous No.718054949 >>718055063 >>718055318 >>718062169
>>718054849
>so a new 3D Zelda's a no-show for at least few years
Honestly this is good. I don't want the same shit every year. Better a new one every few years so you can feel "refreshed" by coming back to it
Anonymous No.718055063 >>718055551 >>718056397
>>718054949
With how massive Aonuma's ego got after France gave him some retarded knighthood for remaking Nuts and Bolts, there's a very good chance the next 3D game will be BotW3.
Anonymous No.718055318 >>718055473
>>718054949
This would be good if the results were good, but we got Tiktok last time that happened.
Anonymous No.718055473 >>718062296
>>718055318
I am no Nintendo Purist, but I am enjoying it. What is wrong with it?
Anonymous No.718055475 >>718055625
>>718054885
Nier was always very slow with the updates, I remember the PC port being abysmal without the FAR mod before they actually fixed it years later. I didn't really have much trouble with it on the Switch 2 so far despite the incompatibility, but from what I've read the endgame stages are prone to crashing. I still have hope though unlike with Atelier games, apparently the new Ryza DX trilogy will be locked at 30fps with no Switch 2 version/update in sight.
Anonymous No.718055551 >>718056471 >>718057042
>>718055063
Let's keep you triggered.
Anonymous No.718055625 >>718055989
>>718055475
>apparently the new Ryza DX trilogy will be locked at 30fps with no Switch 2 version/update in sight.

So gust are not even bothering with performance improvements? Or do they not have switch 2 dev kits?
Anonymous No.718055989
>>718055625
Might be both, some guy on reddit apparently contacted KT support about it and they told him that as of now, the Ryza DX trilogy will run 1080p/4k 60fps on PS5 while Switch 2 is 1080p 30fps. They probably don't have dev kits either because Nintendo is very strict with handing out those this time so who knows if they'll actually bother with Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718056397
>>718055063
It will be "BotW3" as in "open air adventure with open ended way to approach tasks".
It will have a new world and new characters. Aonuma already said there's no DLC for TotK because they've done everything they wanted to do in that world in the base game
Anonymous No.718056471 >>718056528
>>718055551
>you actually have this dogshit saved
Anonymous No.718056528 >>718056571
>>718056471
It's worth it to see you piss yourself
Anonymous No.718056571 >>718056802 >>718056863
>>718056528
>54 results in the past month
holy shit dude you need to get laid BADLY
Anonymous No.718056705
>the sisters are seething so hard they're spreading to other boards
imagine being so anally devastated you can't stay in your containment board
>>>213795369
Anonymous No.718056725
>>718041158
>so mainline Splatoon's not seeing a release for at least a couple years either
Schizo babble
Splatoon 4 is likely a 2027 game at the very latest, more likely 2026, but raiders lets them test certain things like mouse aiming
Anonymous No.718056802 >>718056863
>>718056571
He needs to get killed
Anonymous No.718056863 >>718057014
>>718056571
>>718056802
NTA but hopefully he'll keep posting it seeing how it obviously makes you shit your diapers in rage lmao
Anonymous No.718057014
>>718056863
>not him
Sure
Anonymous No.718057042
>>718055551
Based.
Anonymous No.718057126
Don't care, I have over 10k hours on my switch 1 and I'll do the same with the switch 2
.......assuming it gets hacked because I ain't buying that brick otherwise roflmaoxd
Anonymous No.718057129
>>718044586
I really want to get in and play Splatoon. But I'd rather keep emulating shit than buy a handheld with a trashy LCD screen.
I'll wait for the OLED release I guess
Anonymous No.718057168
>>718036413 (OP)
It totally fell off... It's over
Nintendo is doomed (since 1889)
Anonymous No.718057270
so when will the sisters admit that their retarded campaign failed and the switch 2 is a success? end of the year? next year? what will the new cope be then?
Anonymous No.718057413 >>718057540 >>718060493 >>718060951 >>718077115
>>718036413 (OP)
I'm enjoying mine, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried about its future.
>no one is embracing Switch 2 upgrades, even paid ones
>as a result its library is fucking packed with shitty Switch 1 ports
>Even so, games like Dark Souls could really benefit from 60FPS which could be achieved on an overclocked Switch 1. Should be 0 trouble on the 2.
>Nintendo is barely embracing it when games like Pikmin 4 could really use an upgrade
>Which makes me worries that Switch 2 editions of Switch games are going to be what pads out the Switch 2's library because game dev is getting longer and more expensive
>We're 8 years into the ecosystem and GameFreak STILL hasn't put even just gen 1 of Pokemon on Switch when the platform has the potential to be a literal Pokemon machine complete with Stadium and Colo/GoD compatibility
>Worried Square Enix took poor sales of cloud Kingdom Hearts as a sign no one wants it and we won't get native ports on Switch 2
I don't want to get all doom and gloom and like I said, I'm enjoying mine. Bananza was fucking fantastic, but yeah
Anonymous No.718057540 >>718071281
>>718057413
Forgot
>Not even Nintendo is encouraging devs. Namco who has Switch 2 dev units is releasing the new Katamari as a Switch 1 game only, meaning its going to run like shit
Anonymous No.718059893 >>718060587
>>718053294
And the metric for being distinguishable is being favourable to an obvious grift in console form
The switch 2 cuts corners at every turn, cheap screen, shit soc, bad battery life, cheap controllers, game key cards
There's legitimately nothing impressive about the hardware
Anonymous No.718060493 >>718060592 >>718060671
>>718057413
>>no one is embracing Switch 2 upgrades, even paid ones
>>as a result its library is fucking packed with shitty Switch 1 ports
>>Even so, games like Dark Souls could really benefit from 60FPS which could be achieved on an overclocked Switch 1. Should be 0 trouble on the 2.
>>Nintendo is barely embracing it when games like Pikmin 4 could really use an upgrade
>>Which makes me worries that Switch 2 editions of Switch games are going to be what pads out the Switch 2's library because game dev is getting longer and more expensive
>>We're 8 years into the ecosystem and GameFreak STILL hasn't put even just gen 1 of Pokemon on Switch when the platform has the potential to be a literal Pokemon machine complete with Stadium and Colo/GoD compatibility
>>Worried Square Enix took poor sales of cloud Kingdom Hearts as a sign no one wants it and we won't get native ports on Switch 2
>I don't want to get all doom and gloom and like I said, I'm enjoying mine. Bananza was fucking fantastic, but yeah

Anon the system has been out for only 2 months. It has the next decade for upgrades and enhanced editions. However, I do agree most wont do shit like fromsoftware and others. Thats the amazing benefit of the steamdeck and handheld PCs is the ability to change settings on every game and you dont have to worry.
Anonymous No.718060587 >>718061103 >>718061219 >>718061327
>>718059893
>The switch 2 cuts corners at every turn, cheap screen, shit soc, bad battery life, cheap controllers, game key cards

As opposed to what? Show me another device with the same quality for the price. Please don't fucking say the steam deck. Let me shut you down before you do. It has a shit soc, permanently attached controllers that are prone to drifting, the worst fucking lcd Ive ever seen, zero physical games period, no dock etc.
Anonymous No.718060592
>>718060493
>Thats the amazing benefit of the steamdeck and handheld PCs is the ability to change settings on every game and you dont have to worry.
And there are slight performance benefits with system updates rather than just antipiracy patches.
Anonymous No.718060671
>>718060493
>Thats the amazing benefit of the steamdeck and handheld PCs is the ability to change settings on every game
that's not an "ability" it's a requirement to run anything on this shitbrick lmao
Anonymous No.718060836
XCX switch 2 patch when?
Anonymous No.718060876
>>718044586
I'm predominantly a Switch 2 user now and I genuinely can't tell you how much I wish Sony would go back to the way they were 20 years ago. Hell, even the PS4 had some neat and unique exclusives. I want genuine competition that isn't just "Switch for exclusives and PC/PS5 for the multiplats"
Anonymous No.718060951 >>718061074 >>718061140 >>718061254 >>718061260 >>718061262 >>718061289 >>718061418 >>718062596 >>718069060 >>718073421
>>718057413
Don't forget consoles in general are starting to eat shit too.
Both Xbox and PS are probably going way deeper into the cloud stuff and multiplat stuff as well, meaning people are going to start playing their games off their TVs without needing to buy a console at all (I've played Xbox GP games on my chinkheld, I was shocked when I wasn't having internet trouble, ha at how playable games were despite not owning any consoles or a TV. Funny that my chinkheld has better sticks than real Xbox controllers though.)

Switch 2 in particular, with how quick they're stuffing ports down its throat, you can tell even Nintendo doesn't really have that much confidence in it. I mean what fuckin' console releases with one (1) game (that's actually just a Switch 1 game upgraded, apparently?) and the second game to come out on it is literally a port of a Switch 1 game but with added grass thrown everywhere to make it "new" (yes, Bananza was a last-second Switch 2 game, this one's 100% confirmed.)

Nobody asked, but my personal red flags:
>overpriced chink-tier webcam sold separately (also doesn't include a mic), tied to the chat button on the controller (paywalled), despite the system's increased focus on social stuff compared to the S1
>non-HE sticks (people are already starting to drift)
>the prices of everything related to the console, not just the console itself
>the probably-expensive, literally invulnerable, VRR screen despite handheld mode limiting performance and that SHIT battery life limiting handheld use anyway
>bricking consoles if you even think about the idea of piracy
>that SHIT battery life limiting handheld use. I'd rather have a weaker system with a longer battery life than a stronger one that dies in 2 hours (they better make an S2 lite with a huge battery or better energy efficiency or something, holy fuck)
>entire library of ports, and they're all twice the price you'd expect
>the first Pokemon is a port
Anonymous No.718061074
>>718060951
>I mean what fuckin' console releases with one (1) game (that's actually just a Switch 1 game upgraded, apparently?)
There was one that did that back in 2017, it was called Nintendo Switch.
Anonymous No.718061103 >>718061327
>>718060587
Deck oled has a fantastic screen, battery life and its soc was actually good at launch, it's not bad, it's old
The only real flaw was primitive controller tech
Meanwhile the switch 2 has a glacial IPS, the same old controller tech, weak as shit battery and a 2020 silicon soc
Anonymous No.718061140
>>718060951
>the first Pokemon is a port
This point confused me, why do you act like it didn't take 2 whole years for a new game exclusively on the switch meanwhile 3ds still get USUM. The switch 2 is BC, why shouldn't it get ZA?
Anonymous No.718061219 >>718061392 >>718061605
>>718060587
Not that anon and I don't care about the Deck, but man, I'd take literally any other handheld over the Switch 2 right now, the damn thing has no games (yet).
Besides, "quality for the price" eats massive shit when you realize buying 5 Switch games costs you $400+tax and even something as mid as the Deck has access to all* of the user's Steam library, which can be further expanded by bundles and sales, something Nintendo's pretty allergic to.
(*limited when you factor in compatibility and performance)
Anonymous No.718061254
>>718060951
>bricking consoles if you even think about the idea of piracy
maybe if you retarded third worlders didn't loudly publicize the fact you played the games for free two weeks before they released nintendo wouldn't have gone scorched earth on piracy, bet you didn't think this through with your macaco brain uh
Anonymous No.718061260 >>718061513
>>718060951
>>entire library of ports, and they're all twice the price you'd expect
The switch did the same fucking thing. I feel like people are just regurgitating talking point.
Anonymous No.718061262
>>718060951
>>overpriced chink-tier webcam sold separately (also doesn't include a mic), tied to the chat button on the controller (paywalled), despite the system's increased focus on social stuff compared to the S1
Webcam is not needed at all and you can use any webcam.
>>non-HE sticks (people are already starting to drift)
Steam deck doesnt use it either HE is not the end all be all for sticks. They have other issues like calibration.
>>the prices of everything related to the console, not just the console itself
Thank trump for imposing the tarrifs, they decided to raise the price of accessories instead of the console itself. Also if you think the price of 450 is high for everything you get you must be retarded.
>>the probably-expensive, literally invulnerable, VRR screen despite handheld mode limiting performance and that SHIT battery life limiting handheld use anyway
wtf are you saying
>>bricking consoles if you even think about the idea of piracy
They have never bricked a system ever in their history retard. Go do some research instead of watching tik toks
>>that SHIT battery life limiting handheld use. I'd rather have a weaker system with a longer battery life than a stronger one that dies in 2 hours (they better make an S2 lite with a huge battery or better energy efficiency or something, holy fuck)
On average its about the same as Switch 1 stop crying
>>entire library of ports, and they're all twice the price you'd expect
No one cares.
>>the first Pokemon is a port
Whats wrong with that? All PC games are console ports too. Who gives a fuck
Anonymous No.718061289
>>718060951
>>bricking consoles if you even think about the idea of piracy
It doesn't brick your console you mongoloid.
Anonymous No.718061327 >>718061617
>>718061103
>>>718060587 (You)
>Deck oled has a fantastic screen, battery life and its soc was actually good at launch, it's not bad, it's old
>The only real flaw was primitive controller tech

The system was 550 dollars when it launched and it doesn't even have a fucking dock which valve charges 100 dollars for. Also the switch 2 is more powerful than the steam deck and the soc in the steam deck is still shit. So you failed to show me another device
Anonymous No.718061392
>>718061219
>Besides, "quality for the price" eats massive shit when you realize buying 5 Switch games costs you $400+tax and even something as mid as the Deck has access to all* of the user's Steam library, which can be further expanded by bundles and sales, something Nintendo's pretty allergic to.
>(*limited when you factor in compatibility and performance)

My switch 2 plays my entire switch 1 back catalog so it goes both ways retard. Also I can re-sell all my physical switch 1 and 2 games to buy more shit. Something you cant do on steam. So actually my value is higher. I can also buy used games for cheap.
Anonymous No.718061418
>>718060951
>>bricking consoles if you even think about the idea of piracy
Do you also think steam "bricked" your account by VAC banning you?
Anonymous No.718061513 >>718061695
>>718061260
This. The library on the switch is largely composed of ports/indie games that are already available (natively) on PC. What's worse is that many of these aren't optimized for the platform, so there's no reason to ever believe that most games that come out on switch 2 will perform well in comparison with your average handheld, and most of its library is available on these natively without any sort of emulation required.
Anonymous No.718061534
>>718041158
>so a new 3D Zelda's a no-show for at least few years
There was another in development alongside/before Tears of the Kingdom, which I'm certain was only released to cash-in on Breath of the Wild and there not be close to 10 years between games.
My guess is that we'll see it next year.
Anonymous No.718061605
>>718061219
>which can be further expanded by bundles and sales, something Nintendo's pretty allergic to
YOU LYING MOTHER FUCKER, the eshop is literally having a sales right now.
Anonymous No.718061617 >>718061763
>>718061327
Yes retard, the deck is old, I already said that
The point is that the deck's flaws can be easily fixed by just updating it while the switch 2 would have to be rebuilt to make it good
Also the deck is a pc, consoles have to offer actual value to match their features and the sole advantage of the switch 2 is having more silicon
Not better silicon, just more of it, they're literally contemporary
Everywhere else it's just worse
Anonymous No.718061649
>deckjeets seething about switch 2, news at 11
why are they like that
Anonymous No.718061695 >>718062005
>>718061513
>What's worse is that many of these aren't optimized for the platform, so there's no reason to ever believe that most games that come out on switch 2 will perform well in comparison with your average handheld

Based on what? The most anticipated indie game silksong will run essentially the same across the board whether I'm playing on my 5090 or switch 2. Same with marvel cosmic alliance, terminator 2d no fate, hades 2, cuphead, celeste etc. All run essentially the same. Now unless you mean unreal engine 5 slop indies like E33. Then yea, but lets be honest here those are few are far between.
Anonymous No.718061763 >>718062330
>>718061617
>The point is that the deck's flaws can be easily fixed by just updating it.
AMD putting in a "feature" called STAPM that will kill the deck performance after 20 minutes to keep it from overheating, and guessed what, the piece of shit still overheat.
Anonymous No.718062005 >>718062136
>>718061695
Based on the experience with their previous platform. TUNIC, The Talos Principle, Pacman World Repac, Death end Request, plenty of these weren't optimized for the platform and they run like absolute dogshit, and then even first party titles struggle (Echoes of Wisdom is very notorious for its terrible performance). If they put out shit like this with no concern about it running well, why in the name of fuck would I think this time would be different?
Anonymous No.718062053 >>718062118
Ok it did great on the second month but what about the afternoon of the second Sunday of the third month? Hmmmmm?????
Anonymous No.718062118
>>718062053
It flopped that day. Everyone was busy watching Pootie Tang.
Anonymous No.718062136
>>718062005
>why in the name of fuck would I think this time would be different?
Now because the switch 2 is way more powerful to the point where they don't really need to optimize at all for games like that in which it should just brute force it. Again there is no excuse on why those games are unoptimized to begin with when switch 1 should run them fine.
Anonymous No.718062169 >>718062369 >>718062525
>>718054949
What I was saying though is we used to get entirely different Zeldas every 2-4 years before, and now it takes 6 years to copy paste botw.
Anonymous No.718062223
WHEN'S THE DEDICATED SKYRIM UPGRADE TODD
WHERE'S OBLIVION?
Anonymous No.718062296
>>718055473
Did you play breath of the wild? Playing in the same world with much of the same characters, enemies, music, fundamental gameplay mechanics, and same locations altered a bit makes for an underwhelming experience. They didn't address a lot of the complaints about the first game and even doubled down on it, like even more menus in the middle of gameplay, and more emphasis on sandbox aspects rather than a more structured main quest and story.
Anonymous No.718062330 >>718062393 >>718063752 >>718066605
>>718061763
Yes, mobile hardware running intensive tasks does get hot due to the weight and size limitations
Welcome to hardware
Luckily for you the benefit of not being owned by a corporation is the ability to customise your hardware's clock speed, voltage and power limits
Also I appreciate how you didn't address any of what I said and instead pivoted to something completely unrelated
A very beautiful way to concede
Anonymous No.718062369 >>718062698 >>718082892
>>718062169
>What I was saying though is we used to get entirely different Zeldas every 2-4 years before, and now it takes 6 years to copy paste botw.

We did? The average timeline for a zelda is 5 years to 6 years. Zelda 2 to LTTP = 5 years, Twilight princess to Skyward sword = 5 years. Skyward sword to BOTW = 6 Years. The only time it was quick was ocarina to majoras mask to windwaker. So it all depends. Also games are a million times more complex now then back then. We also got echoes of wisdom last year so stop bitching
Anonymous No.718062393 >>718062656 >>718063613
>>718062330
>Luckily for you the benefit of not being owned by a corporation is the ability to customise your hardware's clock speed, voltage and power limits

Who df wants to do this shit? Only pc neckbeards with cheeto fingers want to do that. Sorry but I just want to play games.
Anonymous No.718062525
>>718062169
>What I was saying though is we used to get entirely different Zeldas every 2-4 years before
Unless you count spirit tracks it was more like just every 4 years.
They weren't even that different, Zelda fans often got accused of liking the same shit always. Structurally Zelda games were very similar for the longest time. BotW was the biggest change the series suffered since maybe Majora's Mask. The issue is that TotK comes out as unfocused and a good amount of its content is recycled. There is very little excuse for this. This reminds me of Piranha Bytes and the absurdly long time they took to release their last game before they went bankrupt, which ended up being far worse than the previous entry. It's like COVID was an excuse to delay games by 2 years with absolutely nothing done.
Anonymous No.718062596
>>718060951
>overpriced chink-tier webcam sold separately (also doesn't include a mic), tied to the chat button on the controller (paywalled), despite the system's increased focus on social stuff compared to the S1
You can use any webcam you own.
You can remap the C button to do whatever you want.
>non-HE sticks (people are already starting to drift)
Source? I've seen no such reports.
Anonymous No.718062656 >>718062725 >>718066605
>>718062393
>I am stupid that I see customisability as a downside
Thanks for narrowing down what the target audience for the switch 2 is, incompetent babies terrified by the prospect of their toy not holding their hands and using adult vocabulary without attention grabbing visuals
Anonymous No.718062698
>>718062369
>Also games are a million times more complex now then back then.
Half of that complexity goes away when they just sprinkle shallow shit all over. Many of these processes aren't exactly "hand crafted".
Also Echoes of Wisdom was more like a sandboxy puzzle game they took not one minute to optimize for the platform before shipping. They just shat that out with a complete lack of passion or care for the series. Give me money because I put zelda on it.
Anonymous No.718062725 >>718063005
>>718062656
>Thanks for narrowing down what the target audience for the switch 2 is, incompetent babies
Fuck there must be alot of babies then. 155 million compared to the 3 million of the pc fats. Must be sad that the n gage sold more than that shit
Anonymous No.718062775
Hi Eric,
Lucky you, this Thursday there might not be a Famitsu thread due to Obon.
But next week will have 2 weeks of data.
Anonymous No.718063005 >>718063391
>>718062725
And here we have the tendie in his final form
Disregarding actual qualities and retreating into the perceived infailibility of his hivemind
Nintendo thanks you for being the undiscerning customer, they love them
Anonymous No.718063391 >>718063675 >>718063920
>>718063005
Screech harder schizo. Nintendo are the only video game company left now that Sony and MS are officially 3rd party now

Feels good knowing Nintendo won and they will continue to dominate.
Anonymous No.718063613 >>718063752
>>718062393
Most people don't really do that though, that's why prebuilt is a thing, the average dude that owned a pc don't even know that he could change xmp profile on his 6000 mt ram to not run at the default 4800.
Anonymous No.718063675
>>718063391
Deflecting like that reflects negatively on your brand you know?
The switch 2 is objectively quantifiably shit as a piece of hardware and no amount of chanting TENDO NUMBA WAN can change it
You had a chance to dispute this yet you deflected to cheering your team
Anonymous No.718063752 >>718063917
>>718062330
I always thought the deck and handheld pc was meant for enthusiast that want to fiddle with another thing beside the pc they already owned, not a huge niche already since like >>718063613 said, the median gamer does not really customized their customizable hardware.
Anonymous No.718063917
>>718063752
Even if you want the normie level of power control you can just change the wattage in 2 buttons
The point is that having fine power control is objectively good rather than having a toy that's stuck being underpowered
Anonymous No.718063920
>>718063391
it's still surreal to find out that Sony just fucking gave up and put their games on xbox and switch
they must really have the board of upper management boot on their neck, telling them to make more money
Anonymous No.718063957 >>718064085 >>718064306 >>718065382 >>718067490
Why does this thing look so soulless? It even makes switch 1 seem soulful by comparison. I swear to god it's not just a meme. I got out my DS lite for the first time in ages and you can fucking feel the soul emanating from it. Consoles feel so lame and sterile now.
Anonymous No.718064035 >>718064579
1. Nintendo Switch 2 โ€“ ~6.2 M+ (Junโ€“Jul 2025)
2. Nintendo DS โ€“ >2.8 M (Novโ€“Dec 2004)
3. Original Switch โ€“ ~2.7 M (Marโ€“Apr 2017)
4. PlayStation 2 โ€“ ~2.1 M (Marโ€“Apr 2000)
5. Nintendo 3DS โ€“ >0.5 M (Marโ€“Apr 2011)

So the switch 2 is the most sold console in human history for the first 2 months of it being out.
Anonymous No.718064085
>>718063957
Are you like 5 or something? Jesus Christ
Anonymous No.718064147
>why is the newer console made for kids not like my old one thatโ€™s inferior got a dozen versions where I pirate all my games for free

Jeez anon idk
Anonymous No.718064250 >>718064424
Iโ€™m gonna smile so much when old fags have to face death and canโ€™t post their gen Y autism anymore in lights out
Anonymous No.718064306 >>718064429
>>718063957
What even quantified as "soul"? its so subjective as a term because the switch 2 when boot up has that cute intro with the sound effect so if you want to say the little thing, the switch 2 has those little flourishes too.
Anonymous No.718064424
>>718064250
Now, the ps1 *sips* that was a console with soul
Anonymous No.718064429 >>718064570
>>718064306
Switch 2 has the soul magnetic joy cons. So fucking based.
Anonymous No.718064570
>>718064429
Ok, the magnetic joycons do seem pretty soulful I will give you that
Anonymous No.718064579
>>718064035
it had the most stock in an era where scalping is commonplace and nintendo products have a real scalping crisis. look at the pokemon mcdonalds collab in japan a couple days ago and basically everything pokemon related that releases now other than the games. nintendo did a good job of antiscalper measures because switch 2 consoles are readily available in america, you can walk into a store and get one. it's a huge loss for retard scalpers, you love to see it.
Anonymous No.718065382
>>718063957
Switch 2 feels like a premium product compared to the clown show joycons of 1.
Anonymous No.718065449 >>718065601
>>718036413 (OP)
I really hate how Nintendo advertises 5 year old games as brand new releases just because its reached the switch. Make some fucking games Nintendo. I shouldnt see hentai puzzle games and cyberpunk on new releases.
Anonymous No.718065601
>>718065449
EVERY STEEEP WE TAKE! ECHOES IIIN OUR WAKE!
Anonymous No.718065838
Not enough games. Wake me up when there's a new Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Smash, and Pikmin.
Anonymous No.718066227
>>718036563
>but its second is simple โ€œabove 6 millionโ€
yeah because the 5.8 units sales counted like 25 days and the "above 6 million" was just to show that it sold at least 200k more units on the single day left before the report was out.
Anonymous No.718066605 >>718067754
>>718062330
>>718062656
>Luckily for you the benefit of not being owned by a corporation is the ability to customise your hardware's clock speed, voltage and power limits
I mean if you are into that, sure. Something like the Deck might be more up your alley.
I just want to play my videogames and have them work without any tinkering or troubleshooting required, including when swapping between docked & portable modes (something the Deck cannot make separate profiles as far as I did remember). I just don't have the patience anymore to deal with that kind of stuff or rolling on a dice if whatever game I'd purchase could work out of the box, hence why I prefer a console like the Switch these days. It's not like performance and graphic fidelity are both your upmost priorities regardless you get a Switch or Deck anyway.
Anonymous No.718067269 >>718067921
>>718044586
Look man, a lot of switchfags used to be sonyfags during sony's golden era. The PS1 and PS2 are my favorite game systems ever. I want that sony back, but since sony can apparently do no wrong and is never criticized, I never will. It's gonna be moviegame after moviegame. I don't think Nintendo's perfect, far from it, but they at least still make fun video games that aren't a literal flaming "fuck you" to everything they stood for 20 years ago. You guys always say Nintendo was at their best when they were desperate right? Well guess which company made 'em desperate? If sony never improves, Nintendo won't have competition, and won't be how you want them to be. And no, PC is not competition, its a different market and normies are to stupid to handle it. Maybe people should start demanding sony make actual video games again so we have more competition, and everything will improve
Anonymous No.718067490
>>718063957
Nintendo has succumbed to the rest of the tech industry's compulsion to make everything a black rectangle. It's like how everything eventually evolves into crabs.
Anonymous No.718067638
>>718040656
It's been 10 hours. Have you discovered the S2's multiplies yet?
Anonymous No.718067754 >>718067978 >>718068134
>>718066605
You can set tdp on the fly
Besides learning power tinkering will take you an hour if you're stupid and you'll benefit from it forever
There's no excuse for this zoomer learned helplessness, get fucking good, this attitude needs to go
You don't even have to physically interact with the hardware like in the olden days and you people still want to make it even dumber
Anonymous No.718067836 >>718068243
>>718036413 (OP)
I feel like this is only selling in japan and muttland to a lesser extent. Noone i know cares about it
Anonymous No.718067921 >>718068242
>>718067269
Not him but nintendos braindead toddler games are about as interactive as movie games if iโ€˜m being honest
Anonymous No.718067978 >>718068539
>>718067754
>You don't even have to physically interact with the hardware like in the olden days and you people still want to make it even dumber

Retard what are you talking about. My atari 2600 I put the fucking game in and it works simple like in the olden days. Only fat pc neckbeards want to tinker with TDP, graphics settings, controller profiles sorry but after working all day no one wants to do that shit
Anonymous No.718068134
>>718067754
>You can set tdp on the fly
You can but you would have to manually change graphic settings etc between the two modes on the Deck, nevermind that PC ports are not created for this kind of hybrid hardware in mind.
If I were 10 ~ 15 years younger I'd bother wasting my time doing this kind of thing but anymore, again.
Anonymous No.718068228 >>718068472
gamers born after 9/11 have been skullfucked by forever titles like fortnite
imagine playing one game from elementary to college
now every new thing needs to be free and have a decade of content updates on day 1
Anonymous No.718068242
>>718067921
And yet the brain dead toddler games at least expect players to have the mental capacity to be able to the push the buttons on their controllers instead of just holding forward and listening to cancerous dialogue that was written by some troon californian.
Anonymous No.718068243
>>718067836
No one you know can find one to talk about it. That's because it's selling so well
Anonymous No.718068373 >>718068676
When can I play Nier on the SW2?
Anonymous No.718068472
>>718068228
It's not like millennials didn't do the same with World of Warcraft. WoW going to shit has unmazed a lot of players but it's not an inherently new concept. Even something like CoD is full of boomers that have been playing it for most of their lives.
Anonymous No.718068539 >>718068690
>>718067978
I meant pc tinkering you brainlet
You people have get easy access to the most minute of shit without touching the metal and you start crying at the prospect of learning the first thing about how your shit functions
Technology really should have been gatekept from the turbo retarded
Anonymous No.718068581
>>718040656
>Whereas the Switch is for Nintendo games.
>It doesn't have multiplats.
anon, stop using drugs.
Anonymous No.718068676
>>718068373
when Square Enix stop being dumb so never.
Anonymous No.718068690 >>718068971
>>718068539
>You people have get easy access to the most minute of shit without touching the metal and you start crying at the prospect of learning the first thing about how your shit functions
>Technology really should have been gatekept from the turbo retarded

Buddy I know how to do all that shit im not retarded that isn't my point. As you get older you realize its fucking annoying and a waste of time. I want simplicity and that it.
Anonymous No.718068863
>>718052896
>the most successful video game system of all time
Still ps2
Anonymous No.718068971 >>718069453
>>718068690
>Set clocks and voltages to be overly ambitious
>Play a demanding game that saves often
>If shit crashes, lower them slightly
>Keep playing and adjusting until crashes stop
You spend the vast majority of that time playing games too
There's really no excuse
Anonymous No.718069060
>>718060951
This struck a nerve lol
Anonymous No.718069305
>718069060
(You)
Anonymous No.718069453 >>718070483
>>718068971
>>Keep playing and adjusting until crashes stop
I'm the other anon you replied earlier, but crashes are a big turn-off once they happen rather often and without warning. It's the main reason why I sold off the Steam Deck when EDF6 had random crashes no matter how much I tried to fix. Again, I'd rather stick to Switch versions of games since they're stable (with the sole exception of KCD1 in my experience) and essentially offer the same experience in the end.
Anonymous No.718070483 >>718070659
>>718069453
That's a software crash not a hardware one and is unrelated to deliberately fishing for them in a game that's crash friendly
That's entirely on nip pc incompetence
Anonymous No.718070659
>>718070483
Sure but at the end of the day, that's the kind of vidya I play most often and I'm gonna stick to a hardware that is practical in regular use.
You just need to learn that people have different priorities instead of having a senseless hateboner towards consoles, and therefore calling anyone "dumb" or "lazy".
Anonymous No.718070775 >>718075165
Drag x Drive is out today
Anonymous No.718070881 >>718070950 >>718071073
>>718039903
>Waaah why didn't Nintendo make another fucking Mario game that plays the same and did something different with Donkey Kong
Fuck off
Anonymous No.718070940
>>718040967
Except if you want good performance, which the Switch 2 will be better at especially for Pokemon
Anonymous No.718070950
>>718070881
Donkey Kong will never have the same mainstream appeal of Mario
Anonymous No.718071067
>>718046968
Also 1-2 Switch was 50 fucking dollars. At least Drag X Drive is just $20
Anonymous No.718071073 >>718071142 >>718071389 >>718071989 >>718072181
>>718070881
>Switchfags now have to pretend to hate Mario games because Nintendo prioritized Donkey Kong for the Switch 2
Anonymous No.718071142
>>718071073
Also, you have to admire their bravery of being willing to finally admit 1-2 Switch was a travesty an entire console generation later
Anonymous No.718071145 >>718073716
So, is there no Famitsu thread this week? Is that why OP is sperging out?
Anonymous No.718071281 >>718071341 >>718071527
>>718057540
The Katamari game probably started development before Namco got a Switch 2 dev kit. Wouldn't be surprised at a Switch 2 upgrade in the future
Anonymous No.718071341 >>718071527 >>718071561
>>718071281
Wasn't the Switch 2 dev kits given out later than usual?
Anonymous No.718071389 >>718071527
>>718071073
I just don't understand the obsession with brand names
>This game isn't called Mario so now I don't like it wahh wahh
I don't get why some people are acting like that.
Anonymous No.718071426
idk man i just buy shit why the fuck do you care about sales numbers are you a fucking troon shoot dick shrinking juice into your veins faggot
Anonymous No.718071527 >>718071738
>>718071281
>a major third-party who also developed and co-developed several first/second-party IP games on the Switch 1
>not getting Switch 2 devkits until late
Actually yeah I can see full-arrogance Nintendo being this retardedly callous and shortsighted.
>>718071341
A lot of them didn't even get devkits until after the system came out.
>>718071389
I don't get why people like you are so detached that they think IPs are casually interchangeable.
Anonymous No.718071561 >>718080692
>>718071341
Well Namco clearly got one considering Shadow Labyrinth, that Tamagotchi game, and Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac all have Switch 2 versions along with them helping out on Kirby Air Riders
Anonymous No.718071738
>>718071527
What do you have against Donkey Kong? How is he not up there with Mario?
Anonymous No.718071751
>>718039903
If the first new Mario Kart since 8 and a new 3D Donkey Kong taking cues from Odyssey aren't system sellers, then what is?
Surely there's more than just 3D Mario and Zelda
Anonymous No.718071989 >>718072073
>>718071073
retard
Anonymous No.718072073 >>718072279
>>718071989
thanks for conceding
Anonymous No.718072181 >>718072279
>>718071073
you are schizophrenic
Anonymous No.718072279
>>718072181
see >>718072073
Anonymous No.718072908
>>718036413 (OP)
According to official figures from Nintendo, at the end of the first month, around 65,000 Switch 2 consoles were sold per day worldwide.
Anonymous No.718073190
>>718036413 (OP)
YOU
LOST
AND
GOT
RAPED
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Anonymous No.718073421
>>718060951
You lost and got raped Eric
Anonymous No.718073692 >>718074390
>718073190
>718073421
The Discord isn't sending their best
Anonymous No.718073716
>>718071145
No, it's Obon holiday this week
Anonymous No.718074390
>>718073692
You lost and got raped Eric
There is NO siscord and even if there was you are NOT invited
Anonymous No.718074951 >>718075720
>>718036413 (OP)
Its probably still doing well, normalfags are retarded and dont realize the system has nothing on it yet to warrant purchasing yet, theyve simply waited long enough and want something new.

It used to be that a system could have a light launch lineup but if it got a big enough install base anyway then youd get some games late in its life span anyway. But in present day, its hard for me to imagine the switch 2 turning things around. Dev cycles are so fucking long now that the ps5 and xsex to this fucking day have almost nothing, why would switch be different? And the last smash and zelda were so big (not that bigger is better but its how consumers see it) that theyre gonna be really tough to make sequels for. And nintendo has had a habit of shelving IPs some for long stretches of time, others to this day.

To those of you who bought a switch 2... why?
Anonymous No.718075165 >>718080692
>>718070775
apparently it's not very good and it's very hard to play it with your friends. no local coop either i believe?
Anonymous No.718075221
Console for white men
Anonymous No.718075720
>>718074951
>To those of you who bought a switch 2... why?
It already has games I did play between
>Yakuza Zero DC (actually played that one a long time ago on PS4 but I wanted to replay it again especially after the Switch port of Kiwami)
>Kunitsugami (pretty cool tower defense game ~ wished it had a bit more levels and enemy types to keep going)
>Fast Fusion (gotta go fast)
>Shine Post Be Your Idol (quite challenging management game where you have to juggle between raising your idols and your company)
>Donkey Kong Banana (I liked it better than Mario Odyssey from the same internal studio)
There are Ys XI Proud Nordics, Rune Factory, Bravely Default, Kiwami 2, the new Zelda musou, Elden Ring amongst other Switch 2 games and I'm fairly confident the amount of games on the console will be astounding. It's nowhere alike to the former Switch 1 by comparison when it came out (and hence I didn't bother getting a Switch before the coof).
Besides that, Switch 2 also runs a bunch of Switch 1 games noticeably better, with shorter loading times too.
Anonymous No.718076668 >>718077042
>>718052616
Not a chance. While I expect there to be an eventual "Switch 2 Lite," it won't be close to as stupidly cheap as the first one was. They're the real source of the sheer volume of Switch 1 units sold and it was only possible because the price was low enough that parents didn't think twice about getting one for each of their kids and their dog.
Anonymous No.718076926
>>718036738
I do because I have a Mac
Anonymous No.718077042
>>718076668
>They're the real source of the sheer volume of Switch 1 units sold
the lite sold the least out of the 3 switch models
Anonymous No.718077115 >>718078241
>>718057413
The main problem right now is that Nintendo somehow got so fucking paranoid that they barely gave out any Dev Kits before launch. Now every single company that's trying to get in on the Switch 2 as to rush to get something on there as fast as possible, which means a shitty rushed port of their 3-6 year old games are all they can manage. We won't be seeing a steady supply of proper simultaneous release/exclusive 3rd party releases until like the end of 2026 because of it.
Anonymous No.718077503
>>718039184
>everyone
Anon, there's 8 billion people in the planet. Surely 6 million is not "everyone"
Anonymous No.718078241
>>718077115
>withholding prerelease devkits from all but a small core of second/third party devs
>expensive proprietary media that's unattractive for third-party devs, resulting in generally poor sales for them
It's so funny that this isn't the first or even second time this has happened with Nintendo.
Anonymous No.718079259 >>718079384
Who is Eric?
Anonymous No.718079384
>>718079259
christina Aguilera's son
Anonymous No.718080554
>>718036462
There is no actual proof of this.
Anonymous No.718080692
>>718075165
Shame. Games like these NEED a single player mode to grow an attachment to.
>>718071561
Also likely since they may be developing the next Smash.
Anonymous No.718082892
>>718062369
You must not have played the handheld games, the series was steadily getting releases. Now all we have are Warriors titles in between.
>Echoes of Wisdom
Sure, a shitty game where retards who wished to play as Zelda finally got their wish, but they still designed the game around some weird link transformation anyway, so they didn't even have confidence for their own echo combat system. Mediocre dungeons with no central mechanics other than one in hebra with its melting and freezing gimmick, retarded blues clues characters, shitty plot that feels like a romhack. It's telling that the first 5 minutes of the game where you play as link is the most entertaining thing in it. Nintendo is hellbent on making Zelda this creative franchise with no proper limits, when all these mechanics do is make one a solid foundation of game design, flawed and mediocre.