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Anonymous No.718094941 >>718095351 >>718095621 >>718095687 >>718097581 >>718097715 >>718098235 >>718100237 >>718100331 >>718102156 >>718102586 >>718106767 >>718110000 >>718111441 >>718111628 >>718112239 >>718112409 >>718112952
Did you notice that /v/'s opinion on this kino is slowly but steadily changing to positive as more and more people play it? Huh...
Anonymous No.718095014
Anonymous No.718095058 >>718095184
No.
Anonymous No.718095081 >>718095184
Nope.
Anonymous No.718095086 >>718095135 >>718095184
stop bringing this shitty game up - nobody fucking cares
Anonymous No.718095135 >>718095184
>>718095086
this
Anonymous No.718095184 >>718095526
>>718095058
>>718095081
>>718095086
>>718095135
look at these ultra-rare cheevos just waiting for you
Anonymous No.718095230 >>718095457
This thread has literally made me hate it more and not want to play it.
Anonymous No.718095351 >>718095478 >>718096684
>>718094941 (OP)
Im gonna nuke this thread, i dont gibe a fuck!
Anonymous No.718095457 >>718098448
>>718095230
Based. Hate is a powerful tool when playing this game. I HIGHLY recommend you use that when you play it.
Anonymous No.718095478
>>718095351
Anonymous No.718095526 >>718095845
>>718095184
I have TPS fatigue.
I don't even care about the story or anything, i just look at it, and it's the same fucking game.
Anonymous No.718095558
Anonymous No.718095621 >>718095845
>>718094941 (OP)
I played it for the first time recently and it was putrid shit
Anonymous No.718095631
Anonymous No.718095687 >>718095845
>>718094941 (OP)
i've noticed someone recently keeps making threads about this shitty game - probably because of the overwhelming negativity towards that space dyke game
Anonymous No.718095720 >>718096684
Anonymous No.718095845 >>718095998 >>718098379 >>718100832
>>718095526
This game is unironically unique.
>>718095621
doubt it
>>718095687
das me bruh, i am hellbent on making /v/ appreciate this kino
Anonymous No.718095880 >>718096147 >>718096684 >>718096707 >>718097074
EAT IT FRESH, FAGGOTS!!!!
Anonymous No.718095998 >>718096124
>>718095845
No, not really.
It's just hitscan the dumb enemies
Anonymous No.718096124 >>718096906
>>718095998
did you played it though
Anonymous No.718096147
>>718095880
I respect nobody dropping a counter spell or hand trap to stop you.
God speed annon.
Anonymous No.718096612
Anonymous No.718096659 >>718096738
No
Anonymous No.718096684
>>718095351
>>718095720
>>718095880
zased
Anonymous No.718096707 >>718096878 >>718096962 >>718097773 >>718097891
>>718095880
Anonymous No.718096738 >>718098379
>>718096659
did you even LOOK ?
Anonymous No.718096878
>>718096707
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.
Anonymous No.718096906
>>718096124
Sex with Ellie's sexy hand
Anonymous No.718096962
>>718096707
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

It appears on the left eyelid.

Thought you'd be a hero just by posting this, didn't you?
>>>/bant/23109605
Anonymous No.718097074
>>718095880
We did it reddit
Now post 2babies1fox
Anonymous No.718097245 >>718097497 >>718098379
>we don't use the word fu-
Anonymous No.718097497 >>718097693
>>718097245
wow so fun..
Anonymous No.718097581 >>718097693
>>718094941 (OP)
On the contrary, even normies are clowning on it. It reminds me of attack on titan, in a way. There's always a group of ardent shit defenders, but in the end, no amount of soi fueled arms can hold up the weight of a shitty product for long. The woke of us deserves the mockery it receives, and I'll be laughing at the loxists that made it until the day of the global intifada.
Anonymous No.718097693 >>718098379
>>718097497
yeah haha
>>718097581
that is definitely not happening, show proofs? all i've seen is normies shitting on the show and complaining how they failed to adapt the game
Anonymous No.718097715 >>718097787
>>718094941 (OP)
I'm really grateful for the leaks that utterly destroyed this games reputation before it was released. I thought for sure that this game was too big to fail, but it just goes to show that when Chud's put their heads together they can accomplish great things.
Anonymous No.718097773
>>718096707
KILL YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH (BAN-EVADING ARGENTINIAN (Barneyfag)).
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH.
Anonymous No.718097787 >>718098570
>>718097715
"chud" wasn't even a thing when this game dropped
Anonymous No.718097891
>>718096707
NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET

It appears on the left eyelid.

Thought you'd be a hero just by posting this, didn't you?
>>>/bant/23109605
Anonymous No.718097906 >>718098293
Nobody ever said the gameplay was bad except for a handful of retards, everyone has rightfully shit on the story though as it is one of the worst written pieces of shit in video gaming history
Anonymous No.718098235
>>718094941 (OP)
>Three TLOU2 threads up right now
EllieGODS, I'm thinking we're back
Anonymous No.718098293 >>718098379 >>718111275
>>718097906
>it is one of the worst written pieces of shit in video gaming history
no it's not, have you played idk...Devil May Cry? do you even know what writing is?
Anonymous No.718098379 >>718111929
>>718096738
>>718097245
>>718097693
>>718098293
>>718095845
Why the FUCK is Ellie so cute?
Anonymous No.718098448
>>718095457
he cute
Anonymous No.718098570 >>718098927
>>718097787
newfag
Anonymous No.718098927 >>718099040 >>718107113
>>718098570
Nope. I was here, laughed at all the memes. I still do. But i also decided to actually try the game.
Anonymous No.718099040 >>718099185
>>718098927
"chud" predates TLOU 2 was the point
Anonymous No.718099185
>>718099040
good to know, TIL. Still, the game is kino was the point.
Anonymous No.718099783
>well anyway...what have you been playing?
>*siiiip*
Anonymous No.718100237 >>718101041
>>718094941 (OP)
>More zoomer and gen A underage b& invade /v/
>Quality of board and taste in vidya diminishes
Unbelievable, how could this happen?
Anonymous No.718100331 >>718101041
>>718094941 (OP)
the game was not good. like at all. the uncharted setpieces were amazing as usual but everything surrounding that is complete garbage. the far cry stealth gameplay was a joke.
Anonymous No.718100562 >>718101041
>same images over and over

for what purpose?
Anonymous No.718100832 >>718101041
>>718095845
>unique
Name one major mechanic that wasn't done before
Anonymous No.718101041 >>718101270
>>718100237
what quality lmfao
>>718100331
i don't believe you played it
>>718100562
here's a new one
>>718100832
i said the game is unique though, not its mechanics. Learn to read.
Anonymous No.718101270 >>718101415
>>718101041
>What quality
It was never quality, but things became astronomically more shifty.
Anonymous No.718101415
>>718101270
well this is a video game thread so i actually raised the board quality
Anonymous No.718101467 >>718101571
It was fun and had some good moments. Abby sucked a lot of fun out of it, Ellie barely acts like herself, the whole story is just stupid. No multiplayer is a huge disservice to the first game too. I'd give it a solid 7/10.
Anonymous No.718101571 >>718101858 >>718101894 >>718102104
>>718101467
>It was fun
How so?

>some good moments
like what?
Anonymous No.718101858
>>718101571
blowing up this dawg
Anonymous No.718101894 >>718111347
>>718101571
>How so?
The shooting felt satisfying and gory. I enjoyed popping zombie heads like grapes. I was really pleased with level of brutality from it, using the hunting rifle to pop a human enemy's leg off at the knee felt great. They really put effort into it.

>like what?
I enjoyed the sniper Tommy segment. Sneaking through the two retard factions as they killed one another. Any segment where human and infected were in the same space and I could make them kill one another was also based. I'm really big on enemy vs enemy stuff like in MGS4.
Anonymous No.718101980 >>718102135
i played 30 minutes of the first game and uninstalled because there was nothing but walking and talking
Anonymous No.718102015
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.718102104 >>718102504 >>718102556
>>718101571
I will not defend the game's writing here, there's no point. But I will say the game does capture a true sense of tension and mounting dread effectively at times. The segment where you're trying to get to the truck, the on rails truck driving section, the build up to the island slaughter, the aquarium segment, Tommy sniper part other anon mentioned, there are times where it is indeed very tense and uncomfortable in a good way.

I honestly think the game's biggest fault is it goes on for far too long. The first game just ends. This one tries to staple on an entirely new arc at the end. Everything following the Aquarium scene where it all goes to total shit should have been cut.
Anonymous No.718102135 >>718102224
>>718101980
this but yakuza
Anonymous No.718102156
>>718094941 (OP)
>did you notice that I'm trying to gaslight the board into thinking there's more than 1 fan of this game
Yes I did, zionist boy
Anonymous No.718102224
>>718102135
There wouldn't be any walking in the first 30 minutes of Yakuza. Talking would go on for an hour or two
Anonymous No.718102304 >>718102480 >>718102504
Abby betrays people she's known her entire life and been raised by because they want to kill some kid she's known for two days. Then later on she watches those same people she's grown up with get massacred and remarks "Good."
Anonymous No.718102480
>>718102304
To be fair she didn't grow up with any of them except Owen. The others she met when she was older. She joined the WLF in her 20s.
Anonymous No.718102504 >>718102798
>>718102104
>I will not defend the game's writing here
you not only defended it, you praised it my nigga. What you described are also a part of writing
>>718102304
not really her entire life, only since her dad got killed. She was with the fireflies not with the wolves then. She was barely attached to the WLFs
Anonymous No.718102556
>>718102104
>But I will say the game does capture a true sense of tension and mounting dread effectively at times
so did Atari Adventure
Anonymous No.718102586 >>718102747 >>718102943
>>718094941 (OP)
Isn't the PC port horrendously bad?
Anonymous No.718102747
>>718102586
Nope. In fact part 1 crashed a shitload of times for me but with part 2 i only had some shader issues in my very first 30 minutes or so where textures weren't loading, and 1 crash. Zero issues after that throughout 4 playthroughs and No Return
Anonymous No.718102798
>>718102504
Abby's entire character arc would've been more appreciated if she were male. It's simply impossible for any woman to go about her circumstances the way she did. Her sense of murderous rage, her appearance, her indiscriminate massacre of people for the sheer satisfaction of fucking up someone, since she can't get a hold of the people that fucked her life up, her reputation, her brutalism, no woman does that shit no matter how they are treated. The whole bit about her joining up with the WLF and venting her psychotic rage upon whomever she was permitted to do so is something a mentally unstable male would do.
Anonymous No.718102943 >>718105124
>>718102586
nobody knows. you'd have to be a literal semen gargling subhuman to even consider playing this slop, let alone actually purchasing it, installing it, and playing it
Anonymous No.718105124 >>718105578 >>718107769
>>718102943
woah, we got a BADASS over here
Anonymous No.718105578 >>718106102
>>718105124
why does she look so different compared to the original tlou?
even sarah looks like that kid from malcolm in the middle now kek
Anonymous No.718105983
First any AAA game on steam is protected from criticism because your bad review is hidden as "reviewbombing". Second, after these years everyone knows how shitty is so the people that still stick to the game are the low IQs that played it after watching the show, which was even worse.
Anonymous No.718106102 >>718106203 >>718106612 >>718108653
>>718105578
because she was based off ellen page, Beyond Two Souls came out around the same time and they got in trouble for it. Developers are also genuinely afraid of making children actually look like children

So they started making her look like Ashley Johnson and Masie Williams, since Masie was clearly who they were eyeing before settling with Bella

They really tried to pass of the left pic as Ellie, its fucking insane
Anonymous No.718106203 >>718106552 >>718106612
>>718106102
>left

jesus christ even her eyes are fucking up
Anonymous No.718106552
>>718106203
yup, Im not even complaining they're 'ugly' or whatever, but they changed her entire facial structure like 4 times by now. Fucking 30 year old forehead wrinkles and shit. Its the apocalypse sure, shes still fucking only 14
Anonymous No.718106612 >>718106881
>>718106203
>>718106102
new Ellie looks a lot better. Tf are you smoking?
Anonymous No.718106767 >>718106813
>>718094941 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.718106813 >>718106881
>>718106767
well PAY ATTENTION retard
Anonymous No.718106881 >>718106950 >>718107007
>>718106612
>>718106813
i cannot fathom why you're so desperate to shill this old game
Anonymous No.718106950 >>718107304
>>718106881
dude wha
Anonymous No.718107007 >>718107083
>>718106881
hes gay
Anonymous No.718107083
>>718107007
no i'm not, but i'd read that
Anonymous No.718107113 >>718107267
>>718098927
>its just OP still shilling
lmao
Anonymous No.718107267 >>718107648
>>718107113
you thought i left my own thread to die ?
Anonymous No.718107304
>>718106950
who is this boy? i don't remember him from the game.
Anonymous No.718107648 >>718108631
>>718107267
>dumb enough to admit its just him shilling for a game nobody but him wants to play
Anonymous No.718107769
>>718105124
woah, we got a RAGING HOMOSEXUAL over here
seriously kys
Anonymous No.718108631 >>718108948
>>718107648
jeez, i wonder how i'll deal with knowing all these anonymous posters know it was me (anonymous) all along
Anonymous No.718108653 >>718111579
>>718106102
Mogged by nu-ellie
Anonymous No.718108948 >>718109093
>>718108631
whine to your boss after you get shunted to do something else after nobody fucking buys the shitty game?
Anonymous No.718109093
>>718108948
Done
Anonymous No.718109360 >>718109442 >>718109636 >>718111674
TLOU1 and 2 both are impressively dogshit games. They're at such a level of awful that I instantly and harshly judge anyone who says they're good. If you played through it and enjoyed it? Eh fair enough, low IQs enjoy movie games. But good? An indicator that you're so far gone you're beyond help. Genuinely, unironically, zero sarcasm or exaggeration whatsoever
Anonymous No.718109442 >>718109636 >>718110072 >>718110620
>>718109360
Did you play the games and come to this conclusion?
Anonymous No.718109636 >>718110072
>>718109360
you didn't played the games
>>718109442
haha Sarah is sleepy
Anonymous No.718109970 >>718110059
i like the first game but the second is a slog. a depressing slog.
Anonymous No.718110000 >>718110059
>>718094941 (OP)
>kino
Anonymous No.718110059 >>718110790
>>718109970
>he doesn't like depressionkino
ngmi
>>718110000
you didn't play it, nice QUADS though
Anonymous No.718110072 >>718110137
>>718109442
>>718109636
what if we pirated them because fuck you and still found them to be mid for 1 and shit for 2?
what now, shill?
Anonymous No.718110137 >>718110385
>>718110072
well you just admitted that you didn't play it so...play it, lol
Anonymous No.718110357 >>718110484 >>718111774
I played it for the 1st time this year and I had literally no issues with the first 11 hours of gameplay/story, the first β€œissue” I had I am personally able to give the pass too being the Ellie v Mel/Owen stand off. Ellie is reaching the culmination of what her Joel inspired murderhobo weekend leads too by acting out Joel’s map bit, meanwhile Mel doesn’t even register the map bit because she is more than willing to give Abby up, and Owen in his final moment, yet again as the 2nd half of the game shows, chooses Abby over the mother of his child.

As for Abby’s portion of the story, I like it, I get it, I am ambivalent on Lev not as a person (besides the going back to the island being stupid but I guess that’s in-character?) but the choice to make Lev’s arc being a gender identity thing. And the israel-palestine subtext is weird as hell and confusingly β€œmaybe both sides are doing violence :)”
Anonymous No.718110385 >>718110516
>>718110137
but I did play them? they were cracked basically on release.
how stupid ARE you?
the gameplay was ok and the story was fine for 1, but nothing special.
2 was ok with gameplay and worthless for story
are you crying just because you can't believe its easy to pirate AAA slop?
Anonymous No.718110484
>>718110357
hah you didnt play the game
>insert random pic/gif of game
Anonymous No.718110516
>>718110385
Yes, see image in OP
Anonymous No.718110524 >>718110853 >>718110989 >>718111452
Not interested in playing this ever, but I have to ask: Why is there a "Remastered" version?
Anonymous No.718110620
>>718109442
Good try and all marketer-kun but yes I have played both games and am speaking from direct experience. Curse Vishnu the shiteater before you dare reply to me again you jeet
Anonymous No.718110790
>>718110059
hi tranny
Anonymous No.718110849 >>718110963 >>718112195
Should I start this series or uncharted?
Anonymous No.718110853
>>718110524
just do a google search?
https://youtu.be/aLmssXzITQM
part 1 changes are even bigger
https://youtu.be/E9PFOhaKNFw
Anonymous No.718110935 >>718111132
They actually thought players would want to play as Abby and beat Ellie nearly to death.
Anonymous No.718110963
>>718110849
i played Uncharted 4 Legacy of Thieves first. It was ok, i actually enjoyed the DLC with the indian chick more. But it's shit compared to both TLOUs. So you should play Uncharted first to see the upgrades when you move on to TLOU.
Anonymous No.718110989 >>718111452
>>718110524
to pretend like ps5 has games
Anonymous No.718111132
>>718110935
i watched the face of Dina play it and she was rooting for Abby by the end which was pretty funny
Anonymous No.718111275
>>718098293
>have you played idk...Devil May Cry?
the layered tragedies in DMC3 are unironically good writing cosplaying as goofy fun.
TLOU 1 and 2 both have incredibly standard, vapid "prestige TV show" writing in that it was a part of "human selfishness and attachments are The REAL monster here, except it's WHAT MAKES US HUMAN AFTER ALL" zombie genre fiction after a long series of quirky zombie pastiche movies.
TLoU isn't "bad" but there's very little that elevates it in my eyes. TLoU 2 on the other hand oversteps into pretentious garbage in its discussion of revenge. That and Ellie acts in ways that constantly betray her character up to that point (ie freeing Abby).
In contrast, Dante and Vergil are characters scarred by their mother's murder and father's legacy who have bombastic but consistent ways of coping. Dante kills demons and hides his dysfunctional personality through goofy kitsch culture, and Vergil (the one who actually watched their mom die helplessly) maniacally and foolishly seeks power so that nobody can ever make him feel powerless. They change over time but never betray their trauma. I can't say the same for TLoU

Both TLoU games are completely uninspired TPS's with craftables like noisemakers and modular upgrade paths for weapons that all have the same gamefeel. People would have a problem if the production value were lower. Normies don't complain if their video game looks like a playable HBO show (lol, lmao @ the literal HBO adaptation)
Anonymous No.718111347
>>718101894
>The shooting felt satisfying and gory. I enjoyed popping zombie heads like grapes. I was really pleased with level of brutality from it
I enjoy this as well, which is why I really like playing RE2R and RE4 (OG) and not TLoU, the poster child for what happens when you strip RE4 and Gears of any of the sauce.
Anonymous No.718111441
>>718094941 (OP)
Not really. I've always felt like TLOU is a technically impressive game that plays... fine. It's just massively overrated for what it is. Like honestly, why did it need a remaster?
Anonymous No.718111452
>>718110989
>>718110524
No Return alone is fucking insane, rogue-like TLOU, and it's hard as fuck. Nearly impossible on Grounded
Anonymous No.718111564 >>718111867
I think the worst part about TLoU 1 is that people think that game is well written only because they don't read books. It is a literal retread of The Road if it was done by a hack writer. The gameplay was decent, but the first games story was bog standard, by the numbers tripe. Then 2 took that story and made it way worse for no discernable reason.

TLoU 2 didn't shit all over a good story, like many think. It shit all over a mediocre one. The standards for videogame writing are simply so low that even what would be considered mediocre book writing gets held up like it was written by Jesus Christ himself. Videogame writers either need to step up or fuck off.
Anonymous No.718111579
>>718108653
i fucking hate how games keep shying away from large, dramatic changes in their lighting values. every game looks washed out with simple shaders and fog effects trying to substitute what was lost to no success
Anonymous No.718111628
>>718094941 (OP)
nah, it's shit
TLOU only worthwile thing was it's story and characters
TLOU 2 just kills them lol
Anonymous No.718111674
>>718109360
>If you played through it and enjoyed it? Eh fair enough, low IQs enjoy movie games.
"Muh smart people" can enjoy bad art without it reflecting on how smart they are. TLOU 1+2 are bad, and you can enjoy them, but if you don't acknowledge how mid 1 is and how bad 2 is, you're either stupid or lying
Anonymous No.718111774 >>718112013
>>718110357
>And the israel-palestine subtext is weird as hell and confusingly β€œmaybe both sides are doing violence :)”
it only makes sense if you don't think what's happening in gaza is genocide. I wonder what druckmann thinks of the situation!
Anonymous No.718111813
Is the Spyro anon gone? Are we safe?
Anonymous No.718111867
>>718111564
Normies will never read Cormac McArthy and will instead jerk off to gifs of No Country For Old Men. The truly gruesome violence in The Road is enough to dissuade most from engaging with it.
Anonymous No.718111929
>>718098379
Because he's modeled after Elliot Page because (((Next guy))) is a chaser.
Anonymous No.718112013
>>718111774
what happened in gaza is the jews baited violent retards with a barbaric religion into giving them an excuse to "take back" the land they lost to the romans for being genocidal tax-dodgers over 1500 years prior...
Anonymous No.718112195
>>718110849
Uncharted, unironically and every fucking time this is mentioned.
saucy No.718112239
>>718094941 (OP)
I still remember the meltdowns.
Anonymous No.718112409 >>718112459
>>718094941 (OP)
woah
Anonymous No.718112459
>>718112409
Part 1 is only slightly higher, doesn't mean much
Anonymous No.718112952
>>718094941 (OP)
I didn't, actually.
Honestly I'm convinced the only people that still care about this game want to fuck Ellie and nothing more.
Anonymous No.718113535
me after another day of defending her game from /v/edditors