Thread 718123852

imagine ever buying a single fifa game

Why would you buy a soccer game when you could just go play soccer?

>>718123852 (OP)
Imagine being so butthurt about a comic where a man rejects a female that you edit it.

i guarantee the normalfag buying fifa games is getting laid more than me.

I only buy EA FC

>>718123889
why would you play tokimeki memorial when you could just pick up a real girl

There is nothing wrong with sports games so long as you're only buying them every 7-8 years, or once per console gen, so the roster updates, new systems and graphical improvements actually feel meaningful.

>>718123852 (OP)
>>718124048
Samefag shill.

>>718124104
Didn't read but I'll just assume you're a faggot and your opinion is trash

>>718124284
These things have loot box mechanics now?

>>718124746
They're called black people.

>>718124676
>My reading ability is so bad that I see 1-2 sentences as a chore and I'm proud of it

>>718123852 (OP)
I miss this meme, what would you guys do to keep a woman at your place?

>>718125043
Gun.

>>718123889
why would you play mario when you can become a plumber and stomp real turtles to death?

>>718123852 (OP)
okay i did

>>718123889
You don't get to play as the entire team irl

>>718124926
Nah it's just simple pattern recognition. I don't need to read it deem it's not worth the effort. Every frog poster has a shit opinion. It's just facts.

>>718124746
For quite some time, EA did it even before Valve and Blizzard did.

>>718125486
Damn that's grim. I never paid attention to any of the games so I never knew that.

>>718125486
It's actually genius. Every year you have to refill your roster with slot machine mechanics and everyone wants the best team. Literally free money.

>>718123852 (OP)
>had n64
>friend had ps1
>think I finally have the chance to play games like Crash and Spyro
>he only had sports games
I remember watching him play a game with the sport where you lay on your back going downhill on a skateboard. I never felt so cheated before as a kid.

>>718125278
>Cope about not being able to read well
>Stupid platitude
Hmm

>>718125043
have a funky pop collection instead

>>718123889
you can do both, retard

>>718125043
Unironically just bee yourself. You're either underage or extremely desperate for pussy if you'd go through the effort of putting on a facade for some chick's attention

>>718123889
why would you play GTA when you could you just steal cars, kill people and be a gangster irl?

>>718125786
I fucking wish, haven't had people for the latter since early high school

>>718125964
No respawns. Use your brain.

>>718125685
Alright. I read the original comment. He thinks it's alright to buy a new FIFA game once a console generation to not miss out new FOTM athletes and graphix. Guess what? Shit take. Dumbass opinion. Who couldn't guessed that? Who could have possibly seen that coming.

>>718123852 (OP)
>a single fifa game
That's the opposite of the point of the comic
>buying
You should never "buy" from EA, with that I can agree

>>718123889
there’s not many fields with soccer nets here in america, usually they just make normal parks instead

>>718125601
kek my neighbour had a SNES and I was so excited to play Super Mario World and all he had was Aero The Acrobat and Lethal Weapon 2 which was a lightgun game with no lightgun

>>718126021
Don't get killed then. If you get killed, it's only a skill issue

>>718126048
You forgot the part about new gameplay mechanics / systems. Probably because you can't read very well.

>>718126089
can't imagine a world like that
here pretty much every single town has its own local athletic club with at least 1 ground to play on
my town alone has like a dozen fields between 4 or so different clubs, maybe more

>>718126269
Did I really have to address every single point? The main point was that it's a load of bullshit. But fine. What could you possibly change about the gameplay and mechanics? Soccer, Football, essentially any realistic sport game? These games have been played the same way for 100s of years so I don't see what could drastically change in a virtual simulation of a realistic sport. The only thing that changes is how much money they can milk from idiots. In summary, the original frog poster said it's alright to buy the games every console generation, and it boils down to muh graphix, muh celebs, and muh tiny/nonexistent changes to the gameplay.

TL;DR: frog posters always have shit ass opinions that's not worth reading.

>>718123889
why play gta when you can be a crackhead in portland?

>>718123889
>Why would you buy a soccer game when you could just go play soccer?
t. guy who has never played soccer in his entire life

>>718126835
>you can't just run around a field and kick a ball for 90 minutes okay
lmao

>>718123889
as a kid i said this to every single person i met that played sports games

its more interesting to do things you cant do when you step outside

>>718123852 (OP)
I miss when PES did funny stuff

>>718126590
>I can't comprehend how things could change in a meaningful way so it can't happen
>I think these games only concern the sport itself, and am oblivious to alternate modes like franchise or GM
You're kind of stupid. But that's a given since you can't read very well.

>>718124097
That video is still the best video essay ever made. I've probably listened to it over 10 times while working on stuff. Still have yet to actually play it lol

>>718127159
Isn't it funny that almost every person that plays sports games is a normalfag? You know, guys that are typically into sports? But then comes anon that has never played or watched any of these sports and he's surprised why people would want to play a video game about sports

>>718125043
Have a variety of tasty cheese on hand at all times.

>>718123889
>play real soccer
>brush up against an opponent accidentally
>he starts screaming in agony while surreptitiously pulling a knife out of his pocket to stab himself
>go to jail for attempted murder

>>718125043
Listen to this wise man
https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=mxSGxCkif45l-fAv

>>718125876
>>718127643
is this the duality of man i've been hearing about?

>>718127856
Sure is, one has a fat women and the other is jacking off in the dark.

>>718127941
Which is which?

>>718123923
imagine being so butthurt that you wouldnt even add tits to her

>>718127976
I'll let you take a crack at that one champ. Pro tip: melted cheese is excellent lube.

>>718127585
the sentiment goes both ways. remember years ago all the people questioning why would you play guitar hero instead of just learning how to play guitar?

>>718127403
link?

>>718125043
Cook for her. Works every time.
I swear, it's like a cheat code, knowing how to cook well.

>>718123889
Because you get to simulate playing professional matches with the best players in the world.

>>718128391
https://youtu.be/xb-DtICmPTY?si=poClexUsbh8smFr1

>>718128835
>look at this excel go yup I am doing football

>>718128920
Why play factorio when you can just get a job in supply chain planning? Why play Counter-Strike when you can just play airsoft? Why play flight simulator/farming simulator/any simulator when you can just get a job in that field?

>>718129013
True.

Sakka yarou ze
https://youtu.be/JPk2l51w-ds?si=KUOeYc--F48EhiTF&t=30

>>718124284
>Blunder
Lol

>>718127814
BAM SNACKS ON SNACKS NIGGA

>>718125601
Never understood people who did this. How are you gonna have a console and not have the must-buy classics? Feels like a total waste one money

>>718129117
>how you gonna be a kid and have a grandma who asked the nice man for a nice safe game for her grandson
It wasn't that simple bro.

>>718129218
They would recommend literally any other game that was actually good. Spyro, Crash and Mario were all safe and popular

>>718129317
Nah bro, Merry Christmas you got PGA Tour Golf.

>>718123889
no hablo espaniol

>>718124097
Because 3DPD

BUILT FOR

Imagine paying 60-70 dollars a year to update the spics and niggers on your screen
Imagine giving that money to EA

>>718125043
Tarot decks. They work on literally every type of woman you would never bringing home in the first place.

>>718129946
You mean The Binding of Isaac has been training me this whole time, and when I know what a Reverse Chariot card is I will be getting some thanks to Edmund McFucking Millen?

>>718127403
retarded normalnigger thinking anyone talking about tokimemo is aware of some shitty youtube video

>>718123852 (OP)
fifa 12 had an incredible soundtrack

>>718123852 (OP)
Do Fifa types even go back to older entries? Like is anyone playing Fifa 13 in current year?

>>718129317
no, they would trick granny into buying expensive crap, they know you are going to go later and buy spyro anyway (or not, hahaha)

>>718123889
FIFA isn’t actually a soccer simulator
It’s an RTS
These people are just to sports obsessed to have figured out to branch into RTS games

>>718123852 (OP)
She's so me but my skin is darker

>>718123852 (OP)
why did she steal his scarf?

>>718128670
I'm pretty sure they're bullshit but I don't watch soccer so I'm not sure

>>718124104
You are just as retarded as the people seething over Greg Normalfag buying them at all. The people who play FIFA tend to play the game a lot. The people who get 300 hours of a full priced game are not the ones who are spending their money unwisely.
Dumb autists who can't put themselves in somebody else's position and just go "I don't like those games, so you must be dumb buying a game I don't like".

>>718124676
Safe to do with frogfriends.

>>718134382
A quick look at achievement percentages shows that FIFA doesn't fare any better than any other game in player retention. There's no such thing as a playerbase that "tends to play the game a lot", with neither niche games or super popular games. Greg Normalfag isn't going to play the games he buys for more than 10 hours. You're a fucking idiot for thinking that the unicorn players that sink 300 hours into them are the norm.

>>718123889
Seriously, how hard is it to call up five or six of your friends to play a game on the weekend?

>>718134382
Buying a full priced game every year for a roster change is pathetic. They could all be 10 dollar DLC.

>>718123852 (OP)
But Nintendo fans love FIFA; after all, their entire argument revolves around "if something sells well, it's good."
So, according to their logic, FIFA is one of the best game series of all time.

How do people have one night stands? You just met this person and you take them into your home and then they just get naked and you fuck? How? And then you seriously have to concern yourself with her walking out if she sees one thing she does not like? How's she judging you if she just met you and she's about to fuck you? None of this makes any sense to me, it never will.

>>718123852 (OP)
Why did she steal his scarf?

>>718135126
>A quick look at achievement percentages
Steam is a small % of gamers. Most people play FIFA on the PS.

>>718125601
Some sports games are alright.

>rig up a PS2
>hit the flea markets to find good games
>99% of selection are sportslop games

>>718135302
Some people are like cats, they are cautious and wary when meeting, it takes time for them the get used to one another and feel safe and get friendly.
Others are like dogs, they start jumping around and yapping and snuffling the first time they see each other. They just get together and fuck and then depart and don't think much of it.

>>718129117
I was that kid. I had every home console but no actual games, only rentals.

>>718135350
Achievements/trophy completion rates are more or less uniform across platforms and looking at the trophy rates for the latest FIFA confirms as much. The very, very basic consumer that drives the industry with their indiscriminate purchasing doesn't tend to complete their games, let alone put more than a handful of hours in them.

>>718135579
It's funny. I pirate all my games, finish them all, put around 80 hours into gaming every month. And then the buypigs who waste their money don't even play the games they buy.

>>718135502
>flea market opens at 9am
>arrive at 9:20
>every single good item is already bought by some greasy faggot ass reselling asshole who came at 8:50 and manipulated the vendors

>>718123889
Why would you play Rance when you could just rape people?

>>718123852 (OP)
Kek the joke is that PS4 and PS3 are bad!!!

>>718123852 (OP)
I want to buy one because I literally never played one. So I want to experiment first hand what is so bad about it

>>718123889
Why play CoD when you can go die for Isreal right now?

>>718123852 (OP)
Anyone got the unedited comic

> just Google i-

I will fuck and kill you not necessarily in that order.

>>718135302
You have autism. The first step to understanding people is to learn that you can't rely on your intuition, because you have autism.

>>718137218
Have you tried binging it?

>>718123852 (OP)
For me, it's the Single Lifa game

>>718123852 (OP)
Real Gamers buy Pokemon.

>>718123923
what's the original?

>>718137218
just google it

>>718130634
Your tarot conversation must be tailored to the particular woman. Literary? You're interested in the symbolism of the cards as archetypes, although you've never been able to take Jung very seriously. Artsy? You're fascinated by them as a category of art object. Arthoe? You've always wanted to believe that human beings are capable of contact with higher categories of being but have never really been convinced and bought them on a whim. Goth/crystal girl? You were shopping one day and they just sort of called to you on the shelf.
Protip: if a girl responds to a rider-waite deck specifically, that's your cue to play dumb and ask her to explain it to you. That will give her ample opportunity to do her favorite thing: talking.

Why would you do that?
Pic related is better than your favorite game

>>718129946
My mother has been a tarot reader by trade $100 per hour readings for 50 years this is very true, having a lot of decks in my home has got my cock sucked by women and all sorts of things after talking about them a bit.