Thread 718217026

>EXPEDITION 33 SUCK
>BATTLEFIELD 6 SUCK
>DIDDY KONG RACING SUCK
>ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SUCK
>CRASH TEAM RACING SUCK
>MARIO GALAXY SUCK
>CYBERPUNK SUCK
>WITCHER 3 SUCK
>DOOM THE DARK AGES SUCK
>DARK SOULS 2 AND 3 SUCK
>TEKKEN 7 AND 8 SUCK
>ARMORED CORE 6 SUCK
>ASTRO BOT SUCK
>METROID DREAD SUCK
>LAST OF US 1 AND 2 SUCK
>HORIZON ZERO DAWN SUCK
>METAL GEAR SOLID 2 SUCK
>DEVIL MAY CRY SUCK
>FINAL FANTASY SUCK
>STREET FIGHTER 4 AND 5 SUCK
>RESIDENT EVIL 8 SUCK
>SPLATOON SUCK
>CASTLEVANIA SOTN SUCK
>DIABLO 4 SUCK
>PATH OF EXILE 2 SUCK
>SPACE MARINE 2 SUCK
>YAKUZA SUCK
>DRAGONS DOGMA 2 SUCK
>GOD OF WAR 2018 AND RAGNAROK SUCK
>DEATH STRANDING 1 AND 2 SUCK
>ASSASSINS CREED SUCK
>MORTAL KOMBAT 11 AND 1 SUCK
>FATAL FURY CITY OF THE WOLVES SUCK
>GUILTY GEAR SUCK
>WUKONG SUCK
>GENSHIN SUCK
>UMAMUSUME SUCK
>DEAD OR ALIVE SUCK
>GHOST OF TSUSHIMA SUCK

>Fallout 4 and Oblivion are the greatest games ever cause they are janky lol
>Path of Exile is the greatest game ever made cause gambling
>call of duty warzone has beavis and butthead and ninja turtles? Warzone is pretty tight

you forgot that DK Bananza sucks as well

>>718217073
Nah, that one is a goty

>e-celeb shit

kill yourself

He doesn't even play CoD. He dies immediately, watches others play and talks over it.

>hideous obese pothead amerimutt who hates videogames
living embodiement of /v/

>>718217026 (OP)
all of these statements are correct

where the lie @

>>718217026 (OP)
watching this faggot play PoE is a laughable experience
he's so bad at the game and he has to look up or ask chat for any advice on gear/progress

>>718217026 (OP)
>such a loser and a contrarian faggot that your girlfriend dumps you
>miserable and coping for years now
>literal manchild
kek he's the embodiment of /v/ (also lacks all self awareness)

>>718217026 (OP)
Kill yourself OP you e-celeb addicted retard.

>>718217843
why did she dump him?

>>718217843
>streamer faggot
Nope not even close if you stream like a complete fucking whore you're not /v/ only a fucking retard streams. You devalue yourself for shekels like a fucking slag.

All that, but unironically. Videogames stopped being good for a long time.
>inb4 name good games
Burnout 3
Gran Turismo 4
Silent Hill 1
The House of the Dead 2
Deus Ex
System Shock 1&2
Megaman X
Age of Empires 2
Blood
The Ultimate Doom
now fuck off

>>718217026 (OP)
I'm confused. Are you disagreeing or something?

>>718217140
on opposite day.

>>718217026 (OP)
Hea right about everything but the witcher 3, that's pretty tight

>>718217026 (OP)
>EXPEDITION 33 SUCK
>BATTLEFIELD 6 SUCK
>DIDDY KONG RACING SUCK
>ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SUCK
>CRASH TEAM RACING SUCK
>MARIO GALAXY SUCK
>CYBERPUNK SUCK
>WITCHER 3 SUCK
>DOOM THE DARK AGES SUCK
>DARK SOULS 2 AND 3 SUCK
>TEKKEN 7 AND 8 SUCK
>ARMORED CORE 6 SUCK
>ASTRO BOT SUCK
>METROID DREAD SUCK
>LAST OF US 1 AND 2 SUCK
>HORIZON ZERO DAWN SUCK
Yeah

>>718218327
You have garbage taste.

>>718217026 (OP)
wow, 90% it matches me

>>718217843
>>718217901
Now that I think about he did start talking about his ex more often, something he always kept to himself.

>>718217026 (OP)
he's correct about those games sucking, the ones he thinks are good suck too though

Hey alright

>>718217026 (OP)
>>EXPEDITION 33 SUCK
he literally did not say that. he thinks the game is great, but he has the adhd zoomer attention span, so he could never finish it, plus it doesnt make good "content" for his streams

shut up bitch
*burp*
sorry

>>718217026 (OP)
Good to see Smiling Jack made it to 2025.

>>718217026 (OP)
aris is just too retarded to learn anything new

overly sensitive dude who can't handle chat

>>718219079
He's not retarded, he just doesn't give a fuck.

>>718217026 (OP)
Keep it down amigo I don't wanna hear what you think

>>718217901
he's a manchild, not kidding. dude just sits at his desk all day and complains abbout everything. that's all he does, all day, every single stream. imagine having a discount hagrid as your boyfriend and all he does is just sit by his PC and complain all day.

>>718219206
So he's /v/?

>>718219123
keep glazing him, faggot

>>718219206
>>718217901
>>718217843
post gf
cant imagine anyone fucking Aris willingly

>>718219123
no, he can't put in the effort anymore to learn any new skills, his brain turned to mush

>>718217239
Hes not even good at it.

>>718217026 (OP)
video game suck
especially modern fighting games

>>718219123
hes like a boomer who cant figure out new technology and therefore hates it. hes a pathetic, miserable human

>>718219206
Aris is funny sometimes and the complaining can come from a good place, but he's so self-righteous and hypocritical that hanging out with him would get old fast, and he's definitely one of those guys who is exactly the same on stream and real life

>>718217026 (OP)
Delete the last 3 lines and this is perfectly valid, and even a very high IQ list of opinions.

>>718219443
name 7 good games

>>718217026 (OP)
shut up stoner and thanks for the bits biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

>>718217937
coping never was

>>718217026 (OP)
He didn't say most of these

>>718219529
quake 3
zero hour
3rd strike
tekken 5dr
civ iv
bf2
deadlock

>>718219529
your mom and the six niggers who fucked her

>>718219662
>deadlock
Nice try

>>718219672
deadlock is the best game in recent years

>>718219646
>sucking and fucking internet men for free
Coping? You're the one slurping this guys dick for free. Fucking kill yourself you fucking loser.

>>718218919
based belch, eloquently stated

>>718219662
>zero hour
pure nostalgia, its shit. just like most of your list actually

>>718219696
Lmao, trying too hard there little bro

>>718219662
this anon is exactly 32 years old

thanks for the reminder OP I haven't worshipped my e-celeb today

>>718217026 (OP)
He is the kind of guy to like or hate a game because "le funny meme". He just sounds retarded when he starts trying to come up with arguments because he is operating 100% on emotions.

>>718219751
You can't name a better game

I think he would love Gothic 1 and 2 but he is legitimately too retarded to get into older PC games that are not nostalgia slop.

>>718219797
E33
Elden Ring
Black myth Wukong
Didnt even need to think hard

>>718217175
Don't be a bigot

>>718219854
nah gothic 2 (the only one i played and beat) is legitimately awful and i love older janky games. The beginning of gothic 2 is one of the most painful experiences ever and it really feels like you are a weakling that cant kill anything. Most of that beginning is just doing the most obnoxious chores possible for hours while you try and figure out where to go

terrible choice and only liked by europoors which he isnt. At least morrowind is fun to dick around and explore. He will touch gothic for a couple hours and flush that trash

>>718219894
>E33
shitty french dq/ff clone
>Elden Ring
shitty rollslop game
>Black myth Wukong
even shittier rollslop game

>>718220020
>and it really feels like you are a weakling that cant kill anything
Yeah it's fantastic. There is no game that does the "from zero to hero" concept better than Gothic 1 and 2. Also opinion immediately discarded for skipping to 2. Gothic 1 and 2 are basically one game and 2 heavily builds on the player having experienced 1.

>>718219310
Some girls like the ugly bastard look.

>>718220202
nope, ive beaten over 500 games in my life on PC and all consoles and it was the most dogshit unfun experience imaginable. Literally every RPG does 0 to hero better where you start weak and end strong and it feels satisfying. Gothic 2 feels like you start at level -20 and when you are 1 third through the game you feel like you hit level 1. Then you are still piss weak even having the strongest weapon until you realize magic is good and melt everything in the most boring way possible. The quests are boring, the combat is the worst ive ever played ever in a game, the backtracking is the worst ive ever had it, the story was just characters nagging you and sending you back and forth and then sending you again, the gearing pretty much barely even exists outside of rings and a few other things. Its boring, tedius and feels bad. Diablo 2, deus ex, fallout 1/2, starcraft hell even morrowing were all much better games

>>718219395
>>718219324
>>718219276
>he's rich
>he's got some cute girl sucking his dick on the regular
>modern games are modern games
You wouldn't put any effort into it either

hey alright

>>718217026 (OP)
>new fighting game character comes out
>stream 4 hours smacking a dummy in training
>never touch it again
Why did he buy sf6?

>>718217026 (OP)
all this is true

>>718220517
You seem to be just retarded, the game is not even that hard. What the game does is create a realistic world that doesn't cater to the player but where extremely dangerous enemies can be anywhere and it's the player that has to learn to navigate this dangerous world.

Enemies don't respawn in Gothic 2 so the game rewards you for spending a lot of resources for defeating just one strong enemy because you permanently made the area safer to traverse and maybe unlocked a path to valuable resources. You advance in the game by doing the right things at the right time, defeating what you can and leaving everything you can't alone.

Chapter 2 is pretty much a survival horror chapter where you are thrown into an extremely dangerous area and have to survive. Chapter 3 puts you on edge by putting the death seekers everywhere that initially are costly to defeat but once you defeat just one of them you get a lot of exp and make another path safe to traverse. It's at the second half of chapter 3, right when you go into the expansion area that you are going to be pretty powerful and going to experience domination for the first time. In chapter 4 where you hunt the dragons you are going back to that extremely dangerous area of chapter 2 and now you start hunting down all the enemies that gave you so much trouble and even kill mythical beasts like dragons. You have become a legitimate hero. Chapter 5 is just a "finish all unfinished business" chapter where you just can have fun further showing your might to everything that ever gave you trouble. And chapter 6 is just the final boss sequence.

A retard like you that praised Morrowind can be immediately discarded. Gothic is the exact opposite of Elder Scrolls. Enemies don't respawn, the world doesn't pay any attention to you like adjusting their levels to yours.

You are just a normal guy and not some hero and you have adjust to the world, not the world to you.

>>718219310
he's rich as fuck

>>718217026 (OP)
Right on all accounts. Modern games are all shitty. No exceptions.

why is it so easy to be a contrarian? you already get free money on twitter, because some /v/ cuck will follow every shit you say

Arnis has the worst taste in game of all time

my head canon is that aris is related to dsp thats why he gets mad whenever you bring dsp up

>>718221636
Yeah, that's why he got a girlfriend in the first place while being ugly, fat and having no hygiene. But keeping a girlfriend is another story since he has to be generous for that and honestly he has to be as generous as the girl is willing to put up with his unattractive traits.

>>718221065
Nigger you wrote one long ass essay to say i suck when i beat the game just fine, it just wasnt fun. Hell the only hard part really is the beginning where you can barely tickle an enemy and you are endlessly doing unfun MMO quests (which isnt fun). The rest of the game is just the most boring brainless enemy encounters possible. By the end of the game on the island it wasnt hard, i was melting enemies with magic and anally raped the final boss all with no help, it just isnt FUN

The game is very tedious and you are constantly being thrown around backtracking to different areas to do the most boring combat encounters possible for a shitty story and a game that really has no interesting RPG mechanics with only a couple of decent loot out of hundreds of boring shit to find

I enjoy the gameplay and mission structure in starcraft

I enjoy melting enemy packs in diablo 2 and looting interesting gear

i fucking love the story and atmosphere in fallout 1/2 and the turn based was fun too

i loved stealthing around and choosing my hidden routes like it was metal gear solid in deus ex

morrowind is overrated dogshit but at least it was fun exploring that world

Gothic 2 ISNT FUN. I was gonna drop it early on but i only suffered through that dogshit of a slog just so i can argue and tell people off that its TRASH. The moment i saw those dragon fights when kingdom hearts and zelda did amazing dragon fights, i truly thought this game was a fucking joke /v/ tricked me to play but somehow i dealt with those terrible fights anyways that were all the same copypasted fights. I get PTSD just thinking of that game and the million fucking boring enemy encounters with almost nothing interesting to gain

fuck that game. Just admit you have awful taste. Id rather play through all of ratchet and clank with the fucking wrench than hit a single enemy with a melee weapon in that dogshit game

>>718217901
He cried actual tears on stream when someone taunted him in Tekken once. No chance the guy can handle a normal adult relationship.

still funny in small doses
i watch the compilation videos on youtube to get thru some of my night shifts

>>718217026 (OP)

I knew Mullen, who is this?

>>718221823
Stop with all the flavor and filler shit and just focus on actual arguments. Just name dropping old PC games that have nothing to do with Gothic make you look like a complete retard that wants to try to prove he is a hardcore PC gamer, of course while only naming super popular games everyone has played. Fuck off with these emotional tranny arguments and just focus on talking about the game, now let's get to the few arguments you made.
>unfun MMO quests (which isnt fun)
The only classic MMO quest that comes to mind is basically the first quest in the game that parodies MMO quests where some farmer tells you to collect turnips. Otherwise you are just talking out of your ass because you are retarded, without concrete examples what you mean I'm not even going to bother with this empty statement.
>he game is very tedious and you are constantly being thrown around backtracking to different areas to do the most boring combat encounters possible
Backtracking? This is an open world sandbox game. Calling it backtracking to visit previous areas just shows what an ADHD ridden retard you are. The game puts up tons of challenges you are initially to weak for and the point is coming back and solving them when you are stronger. Of course for a retard like you they have to design a beginner level, an intermediate level and so on because you can't deal with anything but the most artificially designed experience created for toddlers.
>with only a couple of decent loot out of hundreds of boring shit to find
That's what makes it so good. You are the kind of player that loves to find thousands of weapons and changing your weapon for some minor +2 stats. In Gothic each equipment upgrade is extremely significant. Hell, in Gothic each level up is really significant and can make an extreme difference. You are just saying it's different from the brainless loot and level games like Diablo, amazing argument. You have shown pretty good that you love brainless game design.

He needs to play a god damn game sometimes instead of pure bullshit. Like evo or, bizarrely he finished twilight princess

>>718221910
It's insane how people would go on and lie on the internet. I wish that was true but I was there on that infamous moment and all he did was scream and talk shit.

I enjoy watching him from time to time, definitely better than most streamers. But he also is so extremely predictable in what he is going to say and he is basically drunk on his own memes all the time that watching any of his content feels like legitimate brainrot.

>>718217602
thankfully he is Armenian so he has more value and is probably whiter than the typical American

>>718220597
>he's got some cute girl sucking his dick on the regular
is 3/10 now "cute"?

>>718218230
fuck off snoy.

>>718222720
a 3/10 when you're a -7 becomes a 10

>>718222720
Put some makeup on that and you've got peak slampig material.
Also she looks fun. I'd rather have a mid girl who's fun than a hot girl who's a completely batshit insane BPD case

>>718222720
Her being ugly at least makes it possible for her to feel some affection and love towards him. He looks like fucking Hagrid, and not in some fun "haha he looks like Hagrid" child insult. He literally looks like Hagrid.

>>718217937
unc smokes too much zaza fr, it's bad for the brain no cap, I mea I rip a pen from time to time, but not everyday, on god

>>718217026 (OP)
too bad he's such a pussy and cries 24/7 now, pretty much every streamer that was funny a decade ago sucks now

>>718222720
dude look at Aris, he's a literal 0/10

>>718223123
Unreal how in the 2010s the psyop went around that smoking weed is not dangerous at all and now we all have those mentally crippled retards everywhere that have been smoking pot every day of their life for years.

>>718217026 (OP)
hes the embodiment of the annoying stoner, constantly high, always complaining while doing nothing, always angry bec someone is ruining his "high" or "vibe" while only being negative himself
i dont understand how anyone can watch his stream when he constantly shits on anything thats not tekken from 2002 or resident evil 4 (or whatever the games were he grew up with)
hes like idom in a sense, always bitching but not moving on

>>718223410
Idom is funny because you can clearly see he's in the high spectrum

>>718217026 (OP)
Yoshinoya beef bowl fucking sucks!!!

>>718223398
The Clive sponsored stream is by far one of the funniest things he ever did. It's fucking insane how out of touch Bamco execs are.

>>718222720
She looks good. I'm sure she'll get uglier as she ages but that's the vast majority of people.

>>718223401
Yeah, many of my friends are smokers, and they are a literal embodiment of the dude weed meme. Of course, some of them have decent jobs, etc, but they became so neurotic and anxious compared to when they didn't smoke. Smoking multiple times a week is detrimental to your health in the long run. Not to mention that everybody wants to smoke stronger and stronger weed nowadays.

>>718223494
all he does is bitch about sf6 and yet play it, how is he on the spectrum?
youre looking at a guy that made sf6 his job but is hating every second of it

>>718221739
If anything Aris shows how easy it is to avoid being a lolcow. He can be as retarded as he wants but at the end of the day all you have to do to not get the lolcow status is truly not giving a fuck.

DSP is so massively insecure every single second of his life, it's hilarious.

>>718223410
>i dont understand how anyone can watch his stream when he constantly shits on anything
People aren't sensitive bitches who get angry when people shit on videogames as a joke. He does it to bait autistic people like you, it's exactly the same impetus behind everyone here shitting on Nintendo because it makes autistic tendies butthurt. His job isn't to like things or even be honest about what he likes, it's to entertain people with games that are brain-dead enough that he can think and talk over it.

>>718223978
the secret to not being a lolcow is...not doing anything
he doesn't even fly out anywhere anymore because he's "afraid of airplanes", he just sits at home and plays resident evil

>>718217026 (OP)
this nigga was scared of covid

>>718224013
>People aren't sensitive bitches
aris is the most sensitive bitch ever and gets mad over the most insignificant shit all the time
i dont care if he hates on nintendo games, but he just hates all games that arent from 20y ago

>>718224057
If that was the secret sauce then DSP wouldn't be a lolcow since he literally does nothing. Always sits at home. Orders food for almost every meal despite having a fat ugly wife. Aris does 10 times than he does like going to actual events once every 2 years or spending time with his family.

>>718224109
Aris doesn't beg for donations every stream

>>718224147
DSP has been a lolcow longer than Aris even had an online presence. Way before he started begging.

All this fat fuck does is talk about food.

>>718224097
Yes, and even with how sensitive he is he isn't at the level of crying when someone dislikes something he likes, which is why he makes fun of the lowest hanging most autistic fruit that sounds exactly like you.

I don't know why you can't get it in your head that he is baiting you and what he likes is heavily influenced by his job which isn't playing games, it's talking. He doesn't play the same game over and over and over because he has Alzheimer's, he does it because it's mindless enough that he can treat it as background noise while he talks.

how can you retards type so much about ecelebs

>>718224097
>i dont care if he hates on nintendo games, but he just hates all games that arent from 20y ago
He's Right.

Let me get one of those.

>>718224319
Literally you could do anything else in life but you chose to post in this thread about a topic that (apparently) doesn't interest you just to complain.

Ironically in a way you answered your own question.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Utsuro now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lod5HeunQhM

>>718217026 (OP)
This guy loves videogames

>>718217026 (OP)
his streams are boring as fuck but his scrandle videos are kino

>>718218872
I'm pretty sure he finished it off stream he's a low key weeb who likes jrpgs like final fantasy he just has to keep kayfabe on that going

>>718217843
And that's why we like him and can relate to :) (smiley face)

>>718224772
ugly towa

>>718224931
Utsuro is not a chain smoker though

why does aris pretend he pays for games still? The Studios send him keys or its a tax write off?

>>718217026 (OP)
>saar you must like all the videogames or im gonna post on /v/

>>718217026 (OP)
Notice how NIOH want mentioned? Its the greatest game ever made, simple as.

>>718224281
>sounds exactly like you
sounds like projection to me

>>718225000
He is way too lazy to request a game key most of the times. If his butt slave nopants doesn't get a key for him then he will just buy the game.

>>718219894
None of these games require as much brain power and effort as Deadlock does, and deep down, if you acknowledge the deep complexity of the game, you'd agree with me

>>718225068
It's so obvious its the same as /v/ constantly baiting tendies. The people baiting you are probably borderline mentally disabled too, it's just that everyone knows tendies are near the bottom of the autistic hierarchy. Tendies are the most sensitive and they always bite, exactly like Tekken fans.

>>718224772
ghost wife!

>>718217026 (OP)
Literal subhuman

>>718217073
He didnt say that retarded snoy

How come zoomers and gen alphas are always triggered by this guy?

>>718227804
>brings in generational conflict out of nowhere
Why so insecure and mad about those generations? I'm also sorry to say you share the chat of your favorite streamer with tons of children since older people don't that much time to follow streams.

>>718228064
Found the zoomer

>>718217026 (OP)
The T's can never touch this dude. One of the few twitch communities that arent tainted by them

>>718228161
If you don't want to be associated with zoomers maybe get some other hobbies, than video games, watching streamers, posting on 4chan and anime, fucking lmao.

>>718217026 (OP)
HES FAT AND HES BALDING

>>718217026 (OP)
Isn't he American? I feel like he would know that "sucks" is supposed to have an s at the end, ESLkun.

>>718228241
The fact that you're this pressed proves my point

>>718228380
I'm just telling you the reality that all your hobbies are popular among children so maybe it's time to stop seething about children being in your hobbies.

>>718228520
>he thinks I care about that
I know zoomers struggle with reading comprehension but strange how you got that from my post

>>718228850
>watches his favorite streamer with his fellow real and mental children
>normal people criticize the fat retard streamer for being fat and retarded
>omg what do zoomers have against my favorite children entertainer
Yeah, whatever mate.

>>718229013
You sound like someone that posted a 200 word essay donation he skipped over

>>718217026 (OP)
DSP could beat the shit out of this stupid dwarf

>>718223627
They’re not out of touch with making money. Just making the actual game good. I think tekken 8 performed well with normies which is what matters in the bottom line

>>718229157
Your response to being called out as a (mental) child is posting your favorite streamer memes.

Really showed me.

>>718217026 (OP)
>I'm not going to play Hollow Knight because it looks gay
how low IQ is he?

>>718229356
It's unreal how he is pretty much this 99% of the time. And people really say streamers won't be replaced with AI.

>>718217954
wow what a totally unique and original list of games that definitely wasn't shaped by lapping up everything /v/ praises

>>718217026 (OP)
>CRYING IS NOT ENOUGH??? *fat bong rip* THIS GAME'S TIGHT

>>718228161
E-celeb worshippers calling other people zoomers is hilarious

>>718229356
Hollow Knight IS gay and its fanbase deserves genocide.

I havent watched aris in like 3 years wtf are you guys doing

I can't watch Aris anymore because of how little effort he puts into his streams. i mean it is actually impressive how much of a fuck he doesn't give when he goes live now. It's like Tekken 8 completely raped his ability to care about anything besides big dinner.

>>718229214
They still paid someone who's known to dislike T8 and loathes anime crossover characters from shitty games.

>another browncoded eceleb thread
Enjoy your vacation, 'latinx'

>>718230842
The last time he put effort into any of his content was Tekken 7 season 1.

>>718223652
>She looks good

>>718217026 (OP)
That's a long ass beard. He looks like the kind of guy you think it's cool at first but the more he talks you get annoyed.

>>718222720
she dumped him years ago

You just don't like games

>>718217026 (OP)
where the lie doe?

>>718229160
Gout vs Gout Gout Gout

>>718217026 (OP)
Has he played all theses games on stream?

>>718229267
Sure did.

>>718220889
He did this in CPC2 and concluded every game other than CVS2 was dogshit and refunded lol. He even quit Plasma Sword a soon as the gameplay loaded.

>>718227804
Because he's constantly fucking with his chat and doing what he wants instead of putting up a fake hecking accepting wholesome chungus personality.

>>718217026 (OP)
>path of exile is the great game ever made cause gambling
Yeah, that's true.

>>718232501
More like he first pretended to be retarded and now he is actually retarded and can only repeat his own retarded memes over and over like a broken record.

>>718228850
Don't post my wife for your stupid posts

>>718232656
I never said he wasn't retarded, weed has completely rotted his brain by this point.
https://youtu.be/OEs_e_0qGF8?si=aUcRcIByvXqquiCg&t=3906
He sill makes some fun ass shit to watch out of trash games though.

>>718230842
the scrandle streams are good

>>718232501
It's true that zoomers hate authenticity.

>>718233198
>le my favorite streamer is so heckin' authentic
Holy fucking shit, just kill all people watching streamers already.

LITERALLY the only thing he talks about anymore is food.
How can you listen to this fat fuck talk about ONLY food for 4 hours every day?

>>718233452
Damn, zoomers really can't handle simple facts. Aris must have struck a nerve with you.

>>718217026 (OP)
I ain't listening to this guy yap about his PoE "builds" and "loot" for another stream. Keep that shit in PoE streams. It's dull af.

>>718233725
It's ok. Not everyone can have a good life and some people must cope with building parasocial relationships with fat balding people to find some happiness.

yes because timing minigames in turn based games is cancer (a QTE of sorts on a special attack like in FFX is fine)
yes
unfamilar with it but i'm not keen on cart games in general so probably yes
yes holy shit so much yes what's wrong with the people who suck this off, BOTW too
lmao released without MTX to get the good press and then patched it in later
no
yes
yes
yes
yes, 1 too and I hate the influence it seems to have had on the final few bosses of donkey kong bananza
yes
yes
yes
unfamiliar with it, seems kind of cool
yes
yes
unfamilar with it
no
no, well some of them are a bit subpar and dawntrail is a disaster
yes
dunno
no
no
yes
dunno probably
no
dunno, seems alright
yes
yes
probably
no unless you mean the new ones than yes
yes
no
yes
dunno but it seems kind of cool
yesyes
probably
probably
fallout 4 never played but seems rather fucked in a lot of places
oblivion is amazing because of the fantastic quests and first steps at having actual NPC interactions they gave up on improving for skyrim and gave up on having at all (like they gave up on so many other things) in starfield
you already put path of exile in your suck list retard
yeah it's a shame they got so bogged down in ill fitting crossover shit, but then I brought tons of fortnite crossovers so i've little right to complain

>>718233960
>good life
>spends his saturday posting here
lmao do zoomers really?

>>718233596
All he does is talk about food and it pisses you off, who's the retard lmao

>>718217026 (OP)
>>call of duty warzone has beavis and butthead and ninja turtles? Warzone is pretty tight
He's right about this

>>718222720
I'm pretty sure this hasn't been a thing for long while now because he's asking door dash delivery girls on dates recently

>>718234067
>there is only the choice between being a normalfag and a pathetic retard like me that spent countless hours watching a fat retard play video games.

>>718234156
goddamn that's pathetic. i thought this bald mexican fuck had a social life still.

ITT: niggas who got banned from chat

>>718233596
The similarity between him and modern dsp is eerie

>>718234485
Youtube only chads exist. You must be legitimately retarded and underage to follow live streams.

>>718217026 (OP)
most of those games do suck and oblivion is based

>>718234750
I tried it recently. It's legitimately one of the most soulless games I ever played.

>>718234794
that's cool but i didn't ask what other people think of it retard

>>718234205
>buttfrustrated zoomer sperging out and unable to think critically because people don't adhere to his groomed reality
What's new?

>>718234856
Wow you're so cool, like the protagonist of some anime.

ITT: male cat owners

>>718217026 (OP)
Literally /v/

>>718234926
Tell fat retard 40 year old virgin with gout I said hi.

>>718235342
You have to wear your helmet and kneepads before you can post here

>>718235513
I do wear them + I invested a weeks worth of good boy points to post here so everything is legit.

>>718217026 (OP)
this man is bald AND fat
but he is right.

>>718235254
what's wrong with male cats?

>>718230842
>It's like Tekken 8 completely raped his ability to care about anything besides big dinner.
he gave up on tekken even before covid started

>>718217026 (OP)
>call of duty warzone has beavis and butthead
It does?

>>718235943
No questions redname

>>718217026 (OP)
Sorry, he only plays REAL video games.

>>718236148
LMAO

>>718236148
this is missing that one ecchi platformer kek

>>718236148
he's literally /v/ if rich

>>718236148
BTW, he actually did completionist runs on these games.

If aris is one of us why did he shit on one of his tekken friends who liked Lili's feet?

>>718236329
>>718236148
He played all that dev's games. The only vods alive on YouTube are those 3 with a title screen.

havent watched old man arnis in years but seeing him and nopants get blown out by the vods thing was pretty funny
dude really thought he was invincible

>>718236547
footfags are subhuman. i respect tranny fuckers more.

>>718236675
He insults coomers pretty often like with Rip liking that polish tekken girl.

>>718236654
i can't even imagine they get much revenue from youtube so the fact that they got so pissy about it is weird and juvenile.

>>718234649
clipwatchers aren't chads, they're the lowest of the low. Can't even handle chat bants.

>>718236778
>interacting in a chat that's going super fast with 1k+ people
literally no point. braindead third world behavior.

>>718236547
dude would play with barefoot mods and alt costumes and whenever the customization would allow it he'd take off the shoes of female characters

he would do this in full view of his friends
at that point you need to be ridiculed for your own good

>>718236778
There were so many ways how you could keep the tiniest bit of self respect for watching live streams and you chose "chat bants".

>>718236654
>but seeing him and nopants get blown out by the vods thing was pretty funny
Huh? What happened?
>>718236763
Vods in theory should actually do well in YouTube since watch time is king.

>>718217026 (OP)
DS2 and AC6 are cool, but yeah the rest of that is accurate though I do think Ghost of Tsushima is one of the nicest looking games ever made.

>>718237280
>Vods in theory should actually do well in YouTube
he gets like 10k or a little over that views at most on youtube. has to be peanuts.

>>718217026 (OP)
hes right

>>718217026 (OP)
hey alright

>>718217073
He hasnt even played it yet

People claim to be against evil, and complain all day, but yet do nothing but throw ALL their money at them (buying their games, using their OS, etc.).
Evil has won, and the world will keep slowboiling, all because 99% of "people" are cattle/golems.

>>718221762
>he has to be as generous as the girl is willing to put up with his unattractive traits.
this is how you get divorce-raped in court for 50% of your possessions, your finances and your home after she shits out your kid to entrap you into paying her an inordinate swell of your money every month for the next 18 years of your life

>>718237412
Again, WATCH TIME is king on YouTube. It's no longer the olden days where views is the main metric for $$$$. Why do you think everyone is making 2-hour videos nowadays?

Where do all the Oblivion trannies come from? He didn't even play the original but the Unreal slop.

>>718237751
>Oblivion trannies
huh????

>>718237751
He played the original, then the remake came out and he played that.

>>718217026 (OP)
What exercises are the best to get rid of a big gut?

>>718237859
no amount of exercise can make up for your poor eating habits
fix your diet first, no need to exercise

>>718237928
Thanks reddit I already cut out sugary and fatty stuff now I want to take the next step

>>718237215
You sound like a faggoty scold so it makes sense you couldn't hang in chat

>>718238136
that's all that is needed really
but if you want, go for walks

>>718238190
nobody is "hanging" in a chat with hundreds of people. you can't even have a discussion. it's just kids and morons barking nonsense.

>>718238190
I don't know how loose your touch on reality could be that you would ever even attempt trying to sell other people you are anything but a huge retard and loser for participating in stream chats. You have zero social skills, spamming some retarded emoticons in chat won't change that. And that you fill your need for company with a chat is just sad.

>>718238136
literally just be alive, drink water, eat ~1600 cal/day and you can sit on your ass doing nothing and lose weight
your body needs time to process the garbage out of it
doing exercise means you need calories, calories means you maintain or gain weight, maintaining and gaining weight means you retain your tubby bitch belly
>b-but i want immediate results!!!!
then go eat another cake to feel better about yourself you impulsive manbaby <3

>>718221910
we weren't talking about LTG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMv_vIf2m74

>>718217026 (OP)
>whole personality is shitting on games
no wonder you virgins love him

>>718217026 (OP)
All of that is correct except for the last 3 statements.

Gaming ended when the Xbox 360/PS3/Wii died.

>>718238505
>literally just be alive
No faster weight lose than jumping into an incinerator.

what the fuck are jannies doing

this board isn’t beating the allegations about being full of brown seamonkeys and spic thirdworlders anytime soon

>>718238597
can you blame the guy? he got to live through an era where devs weren't mentally retarded and actually had passion for making good games. anyone would be bitter after experiencing then losing that permanently. you zoomers don't seem to understand that millennials and gen x got to see an entire industry crash and burn in real time. the peak and then the decline.

>>718238809
posting in twitter screencap threads no doubt

>>718217026 (OP)
I didn't know Aris was this based.

>>718238474
wow you're so butthurt you had to type out a paragraph of fanfic. And you didnt even bother to deny that you're banned from chat.

>>718238873
Old games didn't stop existing. No one is forcing any of you bitter faggots to play modern games. And don't come with the excuse that you already played all the old games, there is always at least one absolute low IQ retard that attempts that lie for some reason, truly showing they never had any intention but not to be a miserable bitch.

>>718217026 (OP)
nortubel beats all those

>>718239028
yeah and aris usually just plays old games. it still fucking sucks that the video game industry is dead because of corporate retardation and greed. old men running the world.

>>718238989
What is wrong with the children nowadays? Just 10 years ago the losers at least knew they were losers. Now everyone is a completely mentally ill faggot with protagonist complex thinking they are on the winning side even if all they do is participate in a stream chat.

>>718238989
>And you didnt even bother to deny that you're banned from chat.
nta but aris just kills people for the dumbest shit if they don't have a sub badge, has been like that since his last bitch left him
>t. came close but a gifted sub badge saved me

>>718217026 (OP)
imagine caring about aris's opinion on games, dude hasnt completed a game that wasnt $5 horror slop in years

aris streams are only good whenever sony has a state of play going on

>>718240220
is this why all his Warzone kills are running people over with cars? kek

>>718239368
Being a loser is based now

>>718240495
every zoomie on this godforsaken site wishes they were some male model slaying pussy daily don't kid yourself.

>>718240220
>the grimdawn letter size incident

>>718217026 (OP)
>Fallout 4 and Oblivion are the greatest games ever
Aris' favorite games are Metal Gear Solid and Resident Evil though

those are both definitely /v/ core

>>718240495
Old school nerd is and was always based. But the modern brainrot zombie that watches streams and plays gacha games is beyond trash.

>>718240582
Everyone has always been saying that this country is circling down the drain for years. I'm just a product of the times.

>the guy ITT who has comprehensive, encyclopedic knowledge of Aris while hating his guts
>must spend 20 hours a week+ hatewatching to stay updated on "lore"
>routinely tries to make KiwiFarms esque hate threads on /v/ in the hopes that the board will brigade his enemy
>is undoubtedly just some retard who is butthurt about getting shot
I find threads like this utterly pathetic.

At least the Aris ones usually backfire completely because a lot of /v/ agrees with him, kek

>>718217954
wow, daring today arent we ?

>>718217026 (OP)
is he always on drugs or something when he streams?

>>718241141
Either yes or brain damage.

>>718240950
The funny thing is Aris would like the haters in this thread more than the people trying to defend him.

>>718241141
fat on the brain.

>>718240346
>buy a shirt will ya
quite outdated

>>718241141
That green filter sure does scream DUDE WEED I ROLL MY OWN JOINTS

>>718241318
like his jokes

>>718241141
not always but you can definitely tell when he's smoked some ganja

>>718221662
Females make better moderators than males.

>>718241141
He doesn't drink or do drugs, he's the kind of guy that is afraid of taking medicine at all, even aspirin

>>718241541
then why is he so fat and bald.

>>718241683
Used to be a lot fatter, still eats like a retard I guess

>>718241683
Armenian DNA

>>718241141
he's smoking addict that changed nicotine for weed

>>718241683
he doesn't cook, just orders delivery/take out all the time and is a salad dodger

>>718241683
He just loves to eat, never cooks for himself so it's all just grease from the streets. And he lives a sedentary lifestyle. He once bought a home bike and he pretty much invented every excuse in the book to not use it again after he tried it once.

>>718241683
he doesn't know how to cook, is filthy rich, and loves fast food and thinks being a connoisseur of it is some high honor

hearing arnis downplay how much he eats is always funny
>yeah i just had a few slice of a veggie pizza..
literally no one believes that kek

his beard went like 50% grey in the last year. pass it on

this thread is such a perfect encapsulation of everything that's wrong with modern /v/

>>718242357
twitter thread discussing some political subject?

>>718242357
no one is discussing the nudity of pixels

>>718242357
Lust provoking image thread filled with weirdo coomers ERPing and circle jerking?

I always wonder how Aris seems to have no relevancy outside of Twitch. His youtube account had almost zero growth in the past 5 years. Most aris content was nuked when he nuked his twitch archive, no one ever bothered to preserve any of it so he is so irrelevant that he doesn't even have autistic fans.

>>718217026 (OP)

>Shenmue is in English
>Yakuza is in Chinese

>Shenmue doesn't try to be funny but is
>Yakuza tries to be funny and isn't

>Every conversation in Shenmue is memorable
>In Yakuza conversations last 20 minutes and say nothing of substance

>Shenmue is an ambitious and fun interactive detective adventure game
>Yakuza is a brainless beat 'em-up movie game

>Shenmue is for cultured old-school connoisseurs with taste
>Yakuza is for zoomers and normies

>>718241141
he's a stoner dude

>>718242776
Only Shenmue 1 is good. 2 and 3 are peak slop.

>>718217026 (OP)
looks like a mutt-merican that sucks dicks or asks to get blown at your nearest glory hole

>>718241995
does gout make one incapable of exercising?

>>718242945
Yeah but how many fennecs do you have left on your phone card, Piotr?

>>718217026 (OP)
He likes SF4. Every other thing is true tho

>>718242862
Shenmue 2 has Joy
Shenmue 1 doesn't have Joy

Shenmue 2 is better. Checkmate

this guy definitely gets fisted by other homosexuals in his bedroom

>>718229356
I made that image years ago, to troll Aris fans. Right on down to the shitty ms paint spray, where I fucked with the zoom to make it ultra-shitty. I should probably update it.

"hey a pretty girl, lemme mod you"

>>718243075
How I understand it as long as you avoid certain foods gout doesn't affect you at all.

>>718217026 (OP)
Forgot Killing Floor 3

>>718243112
Ah yeah, the forced irrelevant biker prostitute that sucks hundreds of dicks daily while Shenmue 1 has the pure childhood friend waifu.

>>718243119
you sound like a bigot anon. just because aris enjoys big juicy wieners.

>>718243125
it's quality work. would recommend some variant of "im on a new diet what pizza should i get tonight"

>>718241141
90% of everyone in chat plus aris is high. But you can tell he's on a lot lower doses now, if you watch his streams from 2014 he is absolutely fucking blazed the whole time

>>718243262
>Nozomi aka the biggest white fever Cucking Queen in the history of Japan
>pure childhood friend waifu

lol lmao even

>>718240346
updated for current years script

>>718217026 (OP)

what else can you tell us about your e-celeb? maybe something special we don't know yet but you eagerly want us to know?

>>718243486
>the grey nose hairs

>>718219206
idk if you are retarded or not but he gets paid for that

>>718217026 (OP)
Why do retards still watch this lazy bitch? All he does is resident evil and dark souls.

>>718243768
he played a men in black ps1 game the other day and it was pretty funny

>>718217818
He has to ask chat how to play a fucking Beavis and Butthead game lol

>>718243768
He makes me laugh making fun of people like you

>>718241240
Did you miss the whole reupload drama? the guy is insecure as shit

>>718243454
>cuck fanfiction
Bro your waifu is called Joy. Even some prostitutes have more shame than that.

>>718243992
I'm not sure how someone like Aris can make fun of anyone. He looks like Hagrid except he is bald and a manlet.

>>718217026 (OP)
Bro is that a leather vest? It's a miracle this guy is pretty popular with right wing people since he dresses like a trucker gimp.

>>718244419
he's 5'10" he's a big boy like me. honestly a miracle he's that tall with his beaner genetics.

>>718244747
Hagrid is 12 feet tall.

>>718244419
Do you think funny people are Greek gods or something?

Have you ever encountered someone who is funny?
I'm guessing not given your posting style.

>>718217026 (OP)
why is this off-topic shit STILL up?

>>718244861
He just looks like he smells like rancid piss. Maybe other uglies watch him to feel better about themselves though, good point.

>>718244957
an sissycord agp trans sisters gooner thread and politics thread died for this.... unforgivable....

He stopped going to tekken world tour and shit because one time the airplane he was got some technical issues and was bit delayed (he was already on board) he got nervous and got down,he was supposed to do commentary on the tekken world tour finals that year (I think it was on Amsterdam)...I remember clearly him talking about this shit on a stream and he said he would never travel on plane

He doesn't travel anymore,the excuse is "men FGC tournaments sucks"

>>718245531
covid turned his brain into mush. many such cases.

>>718245531
>the airplane he was got some technical issues and was bit delayed (he was already on board) he got nervous and got down
KWAB

>>718217026 (OP)
>ctrl+f
>wilds
>0 results
monster hunter is saved

>>718217843
This is about when I stopped entirely watching Aris. He's funny, and intelligent in a way, but he's also immature and possibly the most insecure person I've ever seen or heard of. It's not as funny or entertaining when you realize he's just a spoiled, insecure, man child dictator ruling over a kingdom of stoners and jesters desperate to make him laugh.

The YouTube videos that he gets someone else to edit and upload for him are funny though. The content without the fluff and context are still decent.

>>718217602
came here to post this.

>>718245531
It's kinda unreal that he feels like such a confident person in stream despite being such a bitch that is afraid of everything, Ok maybe not that hard when you're the king of your own little world.

>>718245531
That was Thailand, I remember it because that is where they announced fakmar

>>718245531
>>718245575
weed induced paranoia

I wonder if Aris would be now with wife and children if he never became a streamer. He seems to genuinely not try at all anymore ever since he became rich.

>>718245929
Why is it less funny?

The better question is why you're looking for a life-mentor in a twitch stream instead of goofy entertainment.

>>718247135
You start seeing streamers after a while like friends and listen to what they have to say.

bald
fat
old
womanless
childless
scared to go outside because of covid
sitting in a room alone for the rest of time talking to people who arent there

>>718247429
zoomie moment.

>>718217026 (OP)
he never played witcher 3 or dmc so he's just a HATER

>>718247532
Don't really care because I see what you people consider normal. Everyone lives a fucked up unnatural lifestyle but all are hypocrites. Just try to think how fucking strange it is to be on 4chan or to play video games. Or how normies consider living their lives trough phones normal.

>>718247681
you're a fetus still and shouldn't have opinions. shut up moron.

LIGHTNING and shit
poof im back

>>718247793
Fuck off, nigger. I'm just man enough to admit it. Call it parasocial but we all see Aris like a good friend and watching his videos eases our souls and to some extend we use it as replacement for social contact. Same as we coom a lot because sex is too much trouble to obtain we use Aris as a friend replacement because social contacts are often just too much commitment.
>oh no he said how things actually are better call him a faggot because I can't deal with unfiltered reality
Yeah just live in denial all your life. Say that you just come here to shitpost and funny memes. Run away from the real reason why you are here all your life.

>>718248078
Shut up. SHUT UP.

>>718248078
>we all see Aris like a good friend
who is we? He's an entertainer. I watch him because he makes me laugh. His taste in games is awful, and any life advice he gives is hollow.

>>718248348
>n-no he is just a clown to me
Genuinely pathetic.

>>718248078
i don't have parasocial relationships with streamers and ecelebs because i am not a child or retarded.

>>718248419
says the guy who thinks millionaire streamers are his "friends" lmao

>>718217026 (OP)
Why do you need some random fat faggot to dictate what you can cant play?

>>718248679
mental illness. see >>718248078

>>718248078
I love Aris and I hope he sticks around for a long time.
Recently he's been talking about how there's multiple people in his family that has gotten pretty crazy with age. His dad, his grandma and his aunt I believe.
Aris obviously smokes a lot of weed and he also mentioned occasionally doing shrooms.
This is not recommended for people where schizophrenia and such runs in the family.

Pic related is what this whole thread is btw
>a bunch of banned guys fantasizing about the perfect comeback that Aris will never hear

>>718247135

his whole shtick is insult comedy. making fun of people for fucking up, for liking things, for caring, for doing, for how they look, for how their partner looks, for whatever

and its funny. hes a witty dude. but if you watch too much you cant help but find out he's crippled by insecurity. making fun of people for having kids when hes too crippled by self doubt to get a dog like he's been talking about for like ten years. he doesnt trust himself to be relied upon. he can't cope with the tiny disruption to his world of having to care about anything else, even a fuckin dog or cat. thats just one example. it starts funny but it gets sad if you keep watching

>>718248934
i have never and will never have a twitch account because i'm not a zoomer or homosexual.

>>718248882
His dad was paralyzed and lasted way longer than he should have so not really that surprising that he went partially crazy. Women going crazy is nothing noteworthy.

Aris is probably going to die from heart failure before he reaches really old age so nothing to worry about.

>>718248997
b-but the dog got big and poops!! he really dodged a bullet...

>>718248934
never subbed, followed or donated
i don't even have a twitch account kek

>>718248615
I don't think he is a friend, I'm saying they feel like a friend to us. You must have literally no soul if you watch a person a long time and like them and they don't give you the feeling of being like a friend.

Honestly, why /v/ trannies who obviously have a shit life try to act tough is beyond me.

>>718244258
qrd?

>>718249428
>we all see Aris like a good friend

>>718249428
>You must have literally no soul if you watch a person a long time and like them and they don't give you the feeling of being like a friend.
You are pathetic
>>718249524
qrd is pic related with fatty trying to bury his own clips and vods

>>718249731
Yes. We see him like that. Obviously we could die and he could know and he wouldn't care and probably laugh about our deaths. He is not a real friend but he when seeing him we gives us comfort like a good friend.

How is it even strange at this point. People treat AI like lovers. How is this stranger than a couple going into a swinger club? Too many things are normalized that shouldn't be.
>>718249969
If you are on 4chan you're automatically pathetic. Who is ever going to believe you are anything but some trash on this earth. Fucking stop pretending like you're some chad, it's far more pathetic.

>>718217026 (OP)
NOOOOOOOO YOU FOOL!
YOU'VE TRIGGERED EVERY BOT AND AI ON THIS BOARD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>718250031
>People treat AI like lovers. How is this stranger than a couple going into a swinger club? Too many things are normalized that shouldn't be.
>I'm a degenerate, but so are other people so its actually okay

>>718250424
Wow how degenerate to watch someone a lot and then start having feelings of them to be like a friend. But you're totally normally posting on this shit site and masturbating to your animes.

>>718250031
4chan has been a normalfag site for close to 15 years.

>>718250031
I want to say you're underaged but I think it's more of an arrested development of someone who is 30+ and acts 16-
I can't fathom how sad your life must be that you think all of the millions of people that use any platform, even 4chan, have so little "comfort" in their lives that they all must attach to streamers like you. It's this insane COPE that you tell yourself, and it isn't even true! When he dies of heart failure what are you going to do, end your life? You needed a father figure desperately. How dare you take a self righteous tone with anyone.

>>718249428
Unironically the most pathetic post in this thread.

>>718250576
holy projection

>>718250626
If he would die I would be sad for a moment and then move on. It doesn't matter where you attach yourself to. If you don't have family and children you're just a failure at life which most of us are at. All people here are coping about women and children but that's the reality of the matter.

>>718232501
Do you think he's being authentic when he pretends to be scared by the lamest jumpscare ever found in indie slop #449931

>>718250869
Aris is the master of Twitch acting.

>>718217026 (OP)
It's time to quit smoking dope.

>>718243112
>>718243262

>loves living on the edge, seeking adventures, and making friends and contacts with people from all backgrounds (no matter how poor), despite being a privileged rich girl from a wealthy family

>fun party animal personality while also being really nice, sweet, and thoughtful

>absolute Giga Stacy with incredibly strong confidence, unlike weak, shy, and quite beta Backies of the likes of Nozomi and Shenhua

>rides her Honda CBR1100XX motorcycle even around the wildest and most dangerous urban jungle areas like a badass and true biker

>orange tank top + super tight jeans + sexy long motorcycle boots with high heels. also Godlike ass for days

>big fan of classic Rock and Roll music

>loves Japanese men so much that she gives Ryo a helpful hand from the start (so he doesn't end up as a hobo in Hong Kong), helps him get a job, takes him on dates, helps him on his quest for revenge on Lan Di, and supports him even during the worst times

>YOU NEVER MEET A WOMAN THE LIKES OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

best girl in the series desu. only mommy Xiuying comes close

he's funny sometimes, like if you watch him once a week he's alright. When he play shit horror games it's also pretty good.
I don't get how he enjoys that boring poe garbage though.

>>718251023
So he's being authentic in being inauthentic? all the time?

You forgot the VIRTUA FIGHTER IS KINO

>>718251306
She is such a fucking shit character. They tried to make her this tough badass sexy mary sue woman character but she has the personality of wet carpet, speaks like an autistic girl with heavy aspergers and is still just your generic damsel at the end of the day. She also simps for some shit character like Ryo who is some autistic freak who gives zero fuck about her in any way but because she is the designated waifu character she must like the protagonist no matter what.

Now Nozomi is also just some autistic girl and she is very generic but because Shenmue can't write a good character to save their lives her being generic actually works out very well. And because she is a childhood friend this solves the problem that she likes Ryo. It is really easily believable that she likes him and they have soft and touching moments that fit really well for this relationship between two autists. Ryo also actually likes her back which alone makes her 100 times better because she is not a fucking pathetic prostitute like Joy.

>>718251714
The dude is just trying to be entertaining, he knows he's an internet clown.
>Oh but he's not like this in real life, he's trying to trick you!
Motherfucker I don't care. I like putting a video of his up in my screen once in a while and having a giggle. Also I don't give him any money if you're getting autistic about that.

>>718252007
Second screen retards are the most brainrotten pathetic retards on this planet.

>>718217026 (OP)
This nigga needs to thank his lucky stars that he somehow didn't get canceled for his "incident".
He's a huge perv to this day also.

>>718252091
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot I needed to be invested in the streamer's personal life and pretend he's my friend before I could watch a clip about him talking shit about Tekken 8. My bad, I'll go learn the lore.

>>718252257
>blabla some silly excuses why I am a brainrotten faggot
Don't forget to tiktok scroll while second screening.

>>718243112
>>718251306
Correct.

>>718251767
You are autistic and sound like an angry incel. Joy is the only likable female character in Shenmue with actual personality and a funny relationship with Ryo. Nozomi is boring, has no personality, has zero screentime, doesn't have an interesting role within the world, her relationship with Ryo is uninteresting, her character design is boring as hell, and she stops being relevant right after the first game because she decided to move to Canada to fuck random white men. No one cares about your waifu (even fucking Yu Suzuki forgot about her existence lmao). Get over it.

>>718252559
Joy would be good if she had good writing but Shenmue writing is so fucking bad, holy shit. Nothing how Joy acts fits with her looks. She looks like a complete retard on her bike. You must be honestly autistic if you think she looks badass on her bike which was the intended way for her to be seen.

That you ignored all these points and just continued senseless waifu fagging tells me all I need to know. I don't care about Nozomi or Joy or any other Shenmue character because they all suck but Shenmue 1 is the best game in the series with the best location and Nozomi fit perfectly into that location.

And a easy generic character is hard to fuck up.

>>718243454
kek

>>718252865
nta but you sound like you are really fun at parties. fix that reddit spacing and shave that neck beard will ya

>>718253394
If you just outright said you have no points you would have kept some dignity but you have chosen to pointlessly seethe and drop some random lines. Honestly, I don't know what kind of turbo redditor you need to be to bring up the "fun at parties" line in the year 2025. Not to mention the fucked ESL ghetto version you have written. Whatever, I accept your concession.

>>718252559
leave autistic incels alone

>>718253394
leave angry fat redditor neckbeards alone

>>718252559
>You are autistic and sound like an angry incel
So the only good judge of waifu characters to be trusted.

>>718253969
you sound really sad. also pretty angry which is ironic. i'm not even the anon you were arguing with

>>718232232
we don't post selfies here

>>718254178
Ah ok, so you just downvoted my opinion in your weird autistic way.

he lost it

>>718254313
we don't upvote/downvote here

>>718252007
is it entertaining to yell at every moving object?

>>718254418
you are responding to a mentally ill person who is having a mental meltdown as we speak. just leave him be

>>718254418
Yes, normally we use arguments to discuss a topic. But that random retard just chose to drop an empty line where the only purpose was to downvote me. Reacting without substance just shows how angry you are.

Look how he keeps posting even more empty posts. He is so genuinely upset it's unreal.

>>718254584
why would I leave him be when I can extend the meltdown?

>>718254702
kek. good point amigo

>>718254646
anon, that's not a downvote. this isn't reddit.

>>718217026 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>718217026 (OP)
>>DIDDY KONG RACING SUCK
shut the fuck up nigger

>718254646
meds

>>718254825
That person believes it is, they still have to learn how this place works.
>>718254891
Look at that cutey go, doesn't even know how to reply. You have to use two arrows, lil friend.

This thread and that recent "Parasexual" thing Aris does with Warzone has convinced me his audience is just Redditors who think they're based because they're contrarian normalfags. Nothing is more normiecore than hating on a ton of stuff and then playing fucking Call of Duty "ironically."

>>718254891
the guy is genuinely losing his mind

>>718252559
Nozomi is really cute though. Joy looks like some weird mutt.

Hey thanks "Anita Amanda Deepinder"

>>718255108
i just think aris is funny. i only ever knew of him from the FGC from ages ago and didn't even know he was a streamer like this until like a year or two ago. it's rare to find naturally charismatic and funny people, most of the most popular eceleb streamers are unfunny retards. aris is relatively niche still. i couldn't see zoomers finding him funny.

have any of you retards considered to just quit gaming and fuck out of this board and never come back?

imagine being so Hagrid you have your own zoomer fanclub on /v/

>>718255664
oh no! not the sacred integrity of the steam charts, twitter screencap, tranny gooner, politics board. anyway.

>>718255605
"Putnam Coxinha" had me laughing for 10 minutes

>>718251739
based

>>718255820
zoomers watch vtubers. in what world do zoomers find this crusty old man funny.

beards like that are disgusting and should be forcibly cut by the government

i dont want to see them, it's literally a crime against my eyes

>>718255919
you would be surprised

>>718255835
you're right we should all just act like obnoxious underage twats because others do it too

Laughing about donation names in this thread is a new low. Genuinely more pathetic than that "aris is my friend" guy.

>>718255979
no you just shouldn't give a fuck because the people running this site don't either.

>>718255969
aris is just another ahh lame unc to them.

Using this thread to ask for some game recommendations preferably free/emulatable cuz I'm broke

>>718233452
I know Aris. He's always been an asshole but a really cool and funny one. Dude is more chill than ever, you are a little bitch.

>>718256340
he's an unfunny faggot and you are a cockrider, neck yourself

>>718256340
Holy fucking shit, this thread really is going for "the most pathetic faggots" reward. This thread must rival some gacha threads in mental illness at this point.

aris always triggers the discord trannies. don't know why.

>>718256506
huh? He was there at the weekley fightan events all the time, hes super mellow now, no idea why you people are so butthurt about the guy.

>>718256528
>don't know why
someone post that clip of him restreaming a tournament and the camera pans over a fatass tranny and he laughs really fucking hard

>>718255480
neh Joy is hotter and more unique. asian girls who try to look white are the best

>>718217026 (OP)
hey keep it down will ya

>>718256528
good strategy, if you just pretend everyone that disagrees with you is a discord tranny, you can continue to be an embarrassment

Videogames suck

>>718256763
She is clearly a happa but her face is flat like a chink face. Normally happas are hot because they have asian features but with the protrusion of caucasian faces. I don't like flat chink faces.

>>718256810
Tranny malding

>>718256810
i can't imagine any other group getting so irrationally upset about a nobody like aris. maybe his fat, bald, grey bearded visage on the catalog interrupts their eternal group gooning session and snaps them back into their horrible reality.

>>718257296
Ok you are putting some fictional idea in the room that there are discord trannies but ignoring the fact that this thread is literally full of confirmed twitch chat trannies.

Guy is pretty funny when he's not actively voicing his opinions or hyper-focuses on talking about mens cocks, balls and assholes. I find the weird fixation on homosexual things off putting, especially from someone supposedly being straight

>>718258048
I think it's just because he has the mind of a 12 year old so he finds phallus shaped things extremely funny and has to point it out all the time.

>>718256756
lmao I remember that. The one fag with the fishnets playing gear or something right? I don’t have it on me but I know what you mean

>>718258143
I mean yeah haha dicks get it? BUTTHOLES, AM I RIGHT? is one thing, but actively going out of his way to make everything gay-related sounds like the most closeted homosexual thing in existence.

>>718256756
He just saw a very funny video of a cat on twitter, you wouldn't get it

>>718258048
>>718258672
straight men are completely fine making gay jokes for laughs. it's usually actual fags who are made upset and feel uncomfortable about them. fag.

>>718258048
>>718258143
He's very clearly a huge homophobe. The constant insults like "mods take him outside and buttfuck him to death" or "you have two gay dads" etc... the constant wariness whenever he watches FGC tournaments and two players are hugging each other after a match... you can see him flinching every time
There is also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLq248k0R20

dude is a huge homophobe but somehow he is still allowed on twitch

>>718258672
He is just a juvenile faggot. He shows interest way too much in women in every game to be gay.

DSP is legitimately closeted gay tough. Every time a hot women appear in a game you can see DSP's face being full of disgust but when a hot guy is on screen he is full of joy.

>>718258776
>People of specific ethnic group are completely fine making jokes about another ethnic group
>The other ethnic group is the one that's upset and feels uncomfortable while actively being made fun of
Yeah no shit nigger

>>718258875
aris is an ally and supports the right for people like you to suck all the cocks you want.

>>718258875
He is clearly homophobe from today's sensitive perspective but this was normal for a kid growing up in the 90s. Literally everyone was like that. Coupled with the fact that he is a manchild he has never grown out of that phase.

>>718258875
he's a bigot in general really

>>718243112
>>718251306
>>718252559
>>718256763

Aris is the proof you can look like a hobo and still be extremely popular among males.

Though he gets no bitches so he doesn't beat the allegations for ugly people getting no pussy.

>>718259005
zoomer "men" are just gay as hell.

>>718257264
Every time someone calls Aris out for being weird or cringe, the same exact defense squad shows up foaming at the mouth like he's their emotionally unavailable dad who came back from the corner store with milk. You can only deflect with tranny this, tranny that for so long before people start realizing you're just coping hardcore.

I would have sex with Shenhua, she is extremely underrated. Nozomi is too vanilla and Joy is just some anime character, doesn't feel like a real person.

Shenhua is the perfect tradwife while also doing some martial arts so she shares a hobby with Ryo and will be a great asset when he succeeds his father's dojo.

>>718258875
>dude is a huge homophobe
I guess it's the art of giving mixed signals all the time, he's fluent in it. He'll make fun of something while actively turning it into a joke and then add a sprinkling off reassurance at the end

>braindead thread gossipping about some ugly e-celeb reaches bump limit
so moderation here just completely gave up right

it's whatever the jannies feel like according to their hormonal moodswings

>>718217026 (OP)
No but ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM did SUCK

>>718259815
>so moderation here just completely gave up right
but enough about 2013.

>>718259791
That's no art of mixed signals. That's the "twitch is my employer so I have to soften my blow to not get banned" card.

>>718259908
Kek

>>718258875
>He's very clearly a huge homophobe.
Who's not? Homos are fucking disgusting, reminder that to a normal person you are just as disgusting as a worm. Dykes and trannies are 20x worse

So keep it down will ya

>>718217026 (OP)
I have no idea who this guy is and I can already tell he's a fucking loser just by looking at him. Why do people give these case studies any attention?

>>718259005
>he is a manchild he has never grown
You don't grow out of being disgusted\ by faggots. You are just a little bitch now lmao, you think we pretended to be disgusted by them?

>>718217026 (OP)
How can one man be so consistently right?

>>718259934
Which is a talent on its own, that's true

>>718260126
He's the anti hero of twitch

This niggers favorite game is PoE

>>718260168
You first must be obsessed and imagine all their acts in your faggot brain to be disgusted. I literally don't care that homosexuals exist since I never think about them.

>>718260313
And he's the absolute worst type of PoE player there is

>>718217026 (OP)
>who said that
>WHO FUCKING SAID THAT

>>718229356
this isn't even a copypasta, it's like an exact script lmao I still enjoy listening to him though

>>718226348
Ah this an eceleb garbage thread, kill yourself

>>718260541
I didn't say anything about sexual acts. You existing is disgusting to a regular person.

You are obviously emotionally stunted if you dont see this, gay people and trans will never be normalized because it's not normal.

>>718260541
What are you fucking gay. What kind of turbo faggot doesn't think about a cock in his ass any time he hears a lisp?
It's even worse that every game forces me to have gay sex. Why does BG3 do that?

>>718217026 (OP)
>He hates Tekken 8
>He keeps watching Tekken 8

>>718260814
You just sound too much like an angry closeted homo, I can't take you seriously, sorry. Trannies look like literal freaks from a freak show so it's easy to feel disgust but homosexuals usually just look like normal males.

>>718238136
amphetamines my guy

>>718260253
No idea what this means.

>>718261110
Gay people don't look like literal freaks? Hey alright and thanks

>>718238136
>I already cut out sugary and fatty stuff
>now I want to take the next step
The "next step" is continuing the above for the rest of your life. There is nothing else, retard

>>718217954
Faggot weird list. Video game equivalent of movie fan lists where you'll see shit like citizen Kane, goodbye dragon inn ,Tetsuo and that stuffed bear familu movie all under the same list

>>718261472
I only feel disgust at extreme overweight, trannies and women where you can see the plastic surgery, silicone tits, botox etc. Otherwise I don't give a shit how someone looks.

>>718261956
>Gross, get away from me!

>>718262180
I think I'm gonna barf

>>718262180
I take a natural 5/10 every single day of the week over this.

>>718217026 (OP)
SHUT THE FUCK UP

AND THANKS

>>718217026 (OP)
Is that a white lowtiergod thread in my catalog?

>>718262770
aris isn't a zesty deadbeat dad so no.

>>718262770
>aris
>white

>>718259620
>everything must le realistic
>reddit spacing
go back

>has the patience to grind poe2 to the completion of the endgame
>will play a new game for an hour and flush it

tired of this old gremlin

>>718249428
Wow this nigga is sad af

>>718263917
>le
>reddit spacing
Calm down, discord tranny.

>>718259162
Aris is probably gay.

Is he wrong though?

>>718264390
>gets callout for being a gay af redditor
>get's angry
you don't have the right to call anyone a tranny. gaylord

>>718264573
Why are you even so angry out of nowhere? I'm fucking tired of dealing with autists.

>>718264551
yes

yup so it's only trannies, zoomtards and faggots. No surprises, completely emotionally stunted losers.

>>718261956
Who asked? I'm telling you faggots are revolting to everyone.

>>718264668
Nta but you are the first one who got angry. You are the only autist here.

>>718264797
Yeah sure "nta". Still don't know why you are seething.

>yup so it's only trannies, zoomtards and faggots. No surprises, completely emotionally stunted losers.

>>718261956
>Who asked? I'm telling you faggots are revolting to everyone.

>>718264886
Take your meds. Also, rethink calling anyone other than yourself angry when you are the one throwing the most insults.

>>718238593
wow. whoever that dude that talked about his shirt at the end must have said some deep shit, or the simplest shit ever. talking about black people hating on him when thats all he does. amazing

>>718265039
I just posted my opinion and you started seething for literally no reason and now you act like you're the victim like some tranny.

>>718265135
you keep proving his point

>>718265135
He is a mentally ill waifu fag, just ignore him. He has been schizo posting for anything related Joy, playing the role of 3 people and continuously posting his waifu. When called out he starts schizo posting and trying to gaslight. One of the most insane faggots I have seen on here.

>>718265293
why did you reply to yourself?

>>718264946
>dicksucker is a soijaker

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>718265361
Because he's a mentally ill shizo having a meltie for the third time in this thread. Just ignore him. He's going to infect you if you keep talking to him.

>>718265361
>>718265496
Nigger, at least use 3-4 posting styles. I think I would have not noticed if you didn't try to do the exact same routine with that guy, downright to almost copy pasting every single post you replied to me with the first time. Seek medical help, you're fucking insane, mate. And all this over a mid waifu.

People on 4chan are so fucking pathetic. it's like watching overgrown children fight with each other 24/7

>>718261837
you always have the option of showing your list so we can laugh for a while

>>718265580
You are the one needing medical help. Despretly. I've never seen a bigger schizophrenic making up stories inside his own head than you.

>>718230542
those games are classics regardless if 4chan acknowledges them or not. I had a Dreamcast when I was a kid and I beat The House of the Dead 2 with the lightgun controller.

>>718265618
>implying trannies and faggots fighting IRL are less pathetic
>He's not here to throw manchild tantrum

What happens when you don't gatekeep.

>>718265843
Just take the L and the advice, retard. You were way too greedy this time. Use 3-4 posting styles, wait longer between your posts than a minute. Don't copy paste the exact same routine. Don't do the "Nta but you're the retard" shit. The white knight shit just doesn't work well on 4chan, you can keep using it on reddit.

Not even mad this time because the ending was genuinely funny with how blatant the schizo shit turned out and you trying to put up this "evidence". Have a good one, mate.

>>718241371
It's a broken camera you retard. Lmao