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Anonymous No.718423780 >>718425123 >>718425301 >>718425312 >>718425430 >>718425567 >>718425646 >>718425690 >>718425758 >>718425805 >>718426091 >>718427159 >>718427973 >>718428373 >>718428706 >>718429579 >>718429825 >>718429921 >>718430074 >>718430080 >>718430172 >>718430827 >>718432160 >>718432373 >>718432570 >>718433856 >>718434095 >>718435797 >>718435949 >>718437312 >>718438471 >>718439908 >>718442372 >>718442640 >>718442967 >>718445780 >>718447823 >>718448538 >>718449936 >>718450771 >>718451224 >>718451543 >>718452782 >>718454828 >>718461332 >>718462141 >>718464668 >>718467480 >>718468516 >>718469891 >>718470434 >>718470821 >>718474534 >>718475216 >>718476418 >>718477246 >>718479790 >>718482840 >>718483063 >>718486320 >>718492149 >>718495890 >>718497015 >>718500524 >>718510639 >>718514243 >>718520283 >>718526578
What was your reaction?
Anonymous No.718423956 >>718429996 >>718433742 >>718438630
genuinely based move on miyamoto's part

didn't buy the game because DK's design is hideous anyway though
Anonymous No.718424086 >>718520745
Clearly the hype was expected when K. Roll joined the Smash roster.
Anonymous No.718425123
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718425301 >>718428348
>>718423780 (OP)
I can’t believe they did him perfectly
Anonymous No.718425312
>>718423780 (OP)
yoooooooooooooo lets goooooooooooo
peak peak peak fire kino yall!
Anonymous No.718425356
Anonymous No.718425430
>>718423780 (OP)
Subdued because it was fucking spoiled before the game's release date.
The finale, on the other hand. Spectacular.
Anonymous No.718425567
>>718423780 (OP)
He's back!
Anonymous No.718425646
>>718423780 (OP)
I didn't get to experience it fresh, because of spoilers. Final boss was still kino
Anonymous No.718425690 >>718425824 >>718500290
>>718423780 (OP)
Daily reminder that K. Rool only exists to make you forget that Donkey Kong's real arch enemy is Jumpman .
Anonymous No.718425739
Got spoiled and felt it did kind of cheat Void King as a threat but K.Rull needed to be reestablished since the game was meant to be a reboot.
Anonymous No.718425758
>>718423780 (OP)
genuinely pleasantly surprised
Anonymous No.718425805
>>718423780 (OP)
I clapped and pissed and sharted
Anonymous No.718425824 >>718426170
>>718425690
That's cranky kong's arch enemy
Anonymous No.718426091 >>718426949
>>718423780 (OP)
his redesign is too hippy. but that's what barafags are into.
Anonymous No.718426170 >>718426580 >>718427023 >>718427448 >>718433993 >>718439163
>>718425824
Ah yes which is why Pauline is a little girl in Bananza.

What are you, retarded? Donkey Kong becomes Cranky Kong when he ages. The kongs in all of these games aren't necessarily the same people. This is why we've seen Cranky Kong go from being DK Father's to Grandfather and Diddy no longer being DK's nephew.
Anonymous No.718426580 >>718429645 >>718434690
>>718426170
The DK in Bananza is very explicitly the same DK from Country, because of Diddy and Dixie Kong explaining their past adventures with, and rescuing DK.

There are more things suggesting that Pauline is a descendent of the grown-up Pauline we know.
Also there's that Jumpman and Mario are sometimes distinguished, and there's "Lady" and Pauline in the same way. One of Pauline's late-game outfits is specifically based on Lady.

Otherwise the timeline placement is unclear and it's not something we're supposed to think too hard about.
Anonymous No.718426690 >>718427038 >>718427535 >>718427714 >>718434217
What are the odds we start seeing DK spin off games?
>Paper Donkey Kong
>Donkey Kong Racing
>DK and Diddy Kong RPG
>Cranky Kong’s Mean Bean Machine
>DK 3D World: K. Rool’s Fury
>Jungle Beat 2
>K. Rool’s Inside Story
Anonymous No.718426875
Absolute kino
Anonymous No.718426949
>>718426091
it's literally his smash ultimate design with a longer tail, which was a better mario sluggers design
fuck off
Anonymous No.718427023
>>718426170
>What are you, retarded?
Self reporting I see. Cranky, Diddy and Dixie are all in this game and talk about their past adventures with Donkey
Anonymous No.718427038 >>718427535 >>718429480
>>718426690
A Mario and Luigi game that is DK themed with him as the third playable character ala Bowser's Inside Story would be great.
Anonymous No.718427159 >>718427232
>>718423780 (OP)
Dude should get that eye infection treated.
Anonymous No.718427232
>>718427159
It's not life-threatening
Anonymous No.718427448 >>718434690
>>718426170
At the very end it's implied that the woman from the DK game is Bananza pauline's grandma like how cranky kong is DK's grandpa? The issue is that K. Rool was underground for 25 years?

I fully believe that originally you were going to have Odd Rock the whole game as a helper but they added the music pauline story part way through. Maybe odd rock would have stayed in that form or be a new character. I think originally the Feast Layer was going to have a Lion Elder and your bananza form was what Player 2 does with pauline.
Anonymous No.718427535 >>718428075 >>718429480
>>718426690
>>718427038
Feels too soon to have them team up. But a DK rpg with Kremling enemies would be too based for Nintendo. They would need some gameplay gimmick before considering it.
Anonymous No.718427714 >>718429812
>>718426690
Unlikely, I still feel like he's destined for the odd gimmick game once every 1 to 2 decades. I really hope Bananza sells well but at the end of the day it's not gonna hold a candle to 3D Mario sales so the IPs gonna go back on the backburner eventually.
Anonymous No.718427973
>>718423780 (OP)
My friend has been playing Bananza and has yet to encounter K Rool because he gets distracted by FOTM.

He recently talked about finding Kremlin fossils and it's KILLING me that we can't talk about it.
Anonymous No.718427975 >>718428483 >>718428682 >>718429307
>shows up as an asspull villain in the last 15 minutes of a 17-hour game
>still steals the entire show
How does he do it?
Anonymous No.718428075
>>718427535
A DK RPG would be great just to see the other characters get more lengthy dialogue and characterisation since those are my fave parts of Mario and Luigi. Could explore Diddy and Dixie being a couple more, Cranky maybe ragging on how things are to lengthy or chatty with him saying he liked platformers better and of course King K Rool stealing any scene he was in. Also unique Kremling characters as bosses, enemies and King K Rool getting another crazy JRPG form at the end or summing some evil Kremling god named Kalamity or Kataklysm might be fun. Could even have a fun subversion of it trying to posesses K Rool but he just consumes it and gains greatvpowers for the climax of the game.
Anonymous No.718428101 >>718429376 >>718429753
I wonder how children will react to him
Anonymous No.718428169
>Some faggot Youtuber put his face in a thumbnail and spoiled the suprise for me

Still absolutely blew away my expectations since the finale went above and beyond but I can't imagine the hype if I hadn't known
Anonymous No.718428248
I was really happy when I saw him and I got teary eyed when gangplank galleon started playing. maybe that's a little autistic but whatever
Anonymous No.718428348 >>718428562 >>718428968 >>718432249 >>718432779
>>718425301
The rotten banana shit was a bit much
Anonymous No.718428373
>>718423780 (OP)
/v/ spoiled it for me as usual
Anonymous No.718428483 >>718429063 >>718520958
>>718427975
I think it helps that despite the comparison to when Ganon hijacks the plot, it feels much more earned due to K Rool's absence making it more justified, the DK games much less narrative focus, how the does slightly foreshadow it while fully utilising King K Rool beyond just he is there as the Final Boss and that Void Kong does get enough screen time and presence to be a good villain but also one clearly small potatoes to K Rool.
Anonymous No.718428562
>>718428348
Funny enough it was /co/ that did it for me.
Anonymous No.718428682 >>718429064 >>718429136 >>718429989 >>718436638 >>718470006
>>718427975
>Who did it better?
Anonymous No.718428706
>>718423780 (OP)
20 second pogface
Anonymous No.718428968
>>718428348
I was buying bananas in the store today, and in the bunch I grabbed the one banana hidden from view was completely rotten and half-melted. My palm was smeared in rotten banana. Fucking disgusting.
Anonymous No.718428979
I popped off and reacted as if I was an onions bug man reacting to a marvel trailer unironically. DKChads WON.
Anonymous No.718429063 >>718429735 >>718430383
>>718428483
Not to mention that Ganon didn't disappear from Zelda games for a quarter century
If he took a long break and people thought he was done for good then people might get excited for a Ganon twist
Anonymous No.718429064 >>718429320
>>718428682
bro...come on
saucy No.718429136 >>718429320
>>718428682
Starfox would be cool on the Switch 2. Especially with the enhanced HD Rumble.
Anonymous No.718429163
I don't rush through games in 2 sessions so I was spoiled.
Anonymous No.718429253 >>718430143 >>718470258
https://youtu.be/KWQ34SGBtVU

How do you spell it? I’m a bit partial to *OUGH!*
Anonymous No.718429307
>>718427975
>How does he do it?
His just more fun than other villains.
Anonymous No.718429320 >>718429397 >>718429446 >>718436638
>>718429064
It's literally the same shit, but it's okay when Nintendo does it.

>>718429136
Lol they are never porting it.
Anonymous No.718429376
>>718428101
Imagine being a 9 years old kid and seeing the Kredits gag for the very first time in Bananza without having prior context from Country.
Anonymous No.718429397 >>718429592 >>718436638
>>718429320
>It's literally the same shit, but it's okay when Nintendo does it.
It's literally not.
Execution matters.
saucy No.718429446 >>718429917
>>718429320
Wind Waker got a port, why can't Starfox Assault? :)
Anonymous No.718429480
>>718427038
>>718427535
I've suggested much of the same. Bowser and K Rool team up. Then fall out later because K Rool is too evil even for Bowser. Basically like a theee act structure
>Dealing with Koopa Troop and Kremlings individually
>They team, wacky hijinx like Klubbas throwing Koopa shells, Kannon's firing Bob-ombs
>K Rool as the main big in act 3, maybe further corrupted by a typical M&L styled bad guy
Anonymous No.718429579 >>718451249
>>718423780 (OP)
kind of a cop out
instead of doing something new they had to bring him back because their new characters were too boring
Anonymous No.718429592 >>718429958 >>718436638
>>718429397
>in one a monkey steals the show from a lizard and in the other the lizard steals the show fro ma monkey.
And how could we forget our old friend "the hot anthro dame", which to be honest they could have done better in Bananza.
Anonymous No.718429645
>>718426580
Get his ass
Anonymous No.718429695 >>718429917 >>718432396 >>718433837
>everyone crying and complaining about Rare erasure because of DKs redesign
>the entire game is actually a massive love letter to the Rare DK games
Anonymous No.718429735
>>718429063
Yeah plus Ganon has done it way to much, it's like how Sigma always being the villain didn't hook even if it made sense since he's a sapient virus that can just bodyhop and it meant other villains got sidelined immediately. With King K Rool he took a break, let other bad guys have a go and then made his big return for both new people's first impressions of him and old time fans getting to see him back after 18 years absence with only smash as an exception.
Anonymous No.718429753
>>718428101
i had dkc and dkc 2 as a hand me down, so i didnt have a manual or any reference for K. Rool. i just was told that the final boss was a big crocodile. dying over and over, trying to see what he looked like made my child anticipation grow exponentially. i had all these different ideas and drawings of what i thought he would look like.
Anonymous No.718429797 >>718458985
I love these little mimic fellas like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.718429812
>>718427714
Donkey Kong has always sold well even in its darkest era
Anonymous No.718429825
>>718423780 (OP)
Why does K. Rool look perfect while Donkey Kong looks like fucking Steve Universe?
Anonymous No.718429861
i don't see the appeal of an obese crocodile as a villain
Anonymous No.718429901
>turn thousands into molten rotten banana mush the absolute peak of cruel and unusual punishment
>they name a street after you
Anonymous No.718429917 >>718429997
>>718429446
Nintendo doesn't like it when other companies make sequels that are too good to surpass which is probably why they canceled MP4.
>>718429695
>everyone crying and complaining about Rare erasure because of DKs redesign
You are like a little baby, watch this.
Anonymous No.718429921
>>718423780 (OP)
The game itself felt a lot like Zelda BoTW, cool gimmicks, but shallow repeatative gameplay where the individual elements never really came together to offer any kind of challenge. Zelda completely fell apart at the climax, where Bananza was at it's strongest at the end. Difficulty ramped up, and juggling all your abilities started to become fun. If the whole game had been more like that it would have been amazing
Anonymous No.718429958 >>718436638
>>718429592
There's a world of difference with the villain of the franchise who's been gone for 18 years comes back finally to the villain returns literally in the next game last minute as a throwaway. Also you actually fight Void Kong and get to see him be a villain while General Scales doesn't even get that after his introduction.
Anonymous No.718429989
>>718428682
AND NOW, TO DESTROOOOY THE LYLAT SYSTEM
Anonymous No.718429996 >>718430210
>>718423956
Why'd they JUST DK so hard when they nailed K.Rool?
Anonymous No.718429997
>>718429917
Kev Bayliss bros…
Anonymous No.718430074
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718430080
>>718423780 (OP)
Obviously you can see why the enemy design was the way it is, but why did the designs have to look so hideous before the reveal?
Anonymous No.718430143
>>718429253
ONGH
Anonymous No.718430172 >>718430220
>>718423780 (OP)
Chinks spoiled it for me, but I never much enjoyed seeing it unfold
Anonymous No.718430210 >>718430506
>>718429996
because miyamoto is still salty that a filthy gaijin's DK design overshadowed his own original design
Anonymous No.718430220
>>718430172
Fuck, meant very much enjoyed
Anonymous No.718430383 >>718433290 >>718433507
>>718429063
Ganondorf specifically did actually disappear from the Zelda series for about as long (not completely and it did not become practically taboo to even mention him, but still). If he was a secret villain in Totk people would have likely been excited to see him.
Anonymous No.718430454 >>718430645
The Gang Plank Galleon sync after the Kredits was peak
Anonymous No.718430506 >>718481438
>>718430210
Feels like Bananza as a whole was Nintendo making DK’s history so thoroughly entwined with their own vision that they can finally feel comfortable with the franchise truly being theirs while still embraced and expanding on it’s history outside of only the arcade era
Anonymous No.718430645
>>718430454
King K Rool's new voice actor really kills it to throughout the entire climax also with a performance that blends sounding goofy with also genuinely threatening and perfectly doing crocodile sounds to, funny enough think he also voiced Gannondorf and the Shake King.
Anonymous No.718430827
>>718423780 (OP)
i heckin cried harder than when dragon roost island kicked in during that one shitty boss in tears of the kingdom
Anonymous No.718432160
>>718423780 (OP)
>Crocodile Cacophony starts playing
Actual goosebumps
Anonymous No.718432249 >>718432950
>>718428348
>king of rot
>bad
(You)
Anonymous No.718432373
>>718423780 (OP)
K. Rool was spoiled for me, and the game somehow tying into the Mario series was spoiled for me

K. Rool's music motifs were a surprise
The entirety of the Kremling Krew was a surprise
K. Rool's transformations were a surprise
The fakeout credits were a surprise
New Donk City was a surprise

There was still plenty for me to basedface over. Glad that this game is making it clear that everything Rare made for DK is on the table again
Anonymous No.718432396 >>718432691 >>718453748
>>718429695
pauline feels shoved in the dkc verse albeit
Anonymous No.718432513
I cant even get through the game I only play for like half an hour once a week, it has that odyssey thing to it where they have to interrupt the gameplay to do the ooh banana shit every 5 seconds and its too spastic for my brain
Anonymous No.718432570
>>718423780 (OP)
The moments with him are all great but its kinda shit when you think about how they actually put him into the game at the very last minute with minimal foreshadowing
Anonymous No.718432691
>>718432396
Yeah I ended up enjoying her character more than I thought I would but the fact that she is the one character that is hard to make fit squarely into the lore without having to do fan theory logic is annoying to me.
Anonymous No.718432779 >>718433069 >>718433184
>>718428348
It makes him andhis goals way more threatening because if you know just how gross rotten bananas are, then his plan to make THE ENTIRE WORLD and everything in it into rotten banana mush so much more vile.
Anonymous No.718432950
>>718432249
Not him but it made no sense as a plan and that's what made it cool, drove home that he's demented enough to go forward with this kind of batshit plan just to fuel his gluttony.
Anonymous No.718433069
>>718432779
*then it makes
Anonymous No.718433184
>>718432779
Just imagining the smell makes me retch
Anonymous No.718433290
>>718430383
Yeah off the top of my head Ganon/dorf was effectively gone from Zelda all the way from Twilight Princess up to Breath/Tears, Ganondorf specifically was gone until Tears; his only appearances during that time were Hyrule Warriors as Ganondorf and Ganon, and Link Between Worlds very briefly as Ganon before Yuga ends up stealing the plot and needing to crutch on Ganon to be a threat at all
Anonymous No.718433369 >>718433543 >>718433660 >>718437835
Honestly the Bramble Blast level gave me the feels
Anonymous No.718433507
>>718430383
>super fucking hyped about Ganon coming back
>all his story presence is flashbacks 10k years in the past again
peak monkey paw
Anonymous No.718433543
>>718433369
It was nice that they finally did a remix of Stickerbrush Symphony that sounded close to Wise's original. I always hated the Smash version.
Also the Sublayer 601 theme sounds Ike Tree Top Town.
Anonymous No.718433660 >>718437835 >>718450025
>>718433369
I was surprised at how good the retro levels looked. The Bramble level in particular is just gorgeous.
Anonymous No.718433742
>>718423956
>on miyamoto's part

miyamoto had almost nothing to do with this game.
he merely acted as a "creative consultant" and told the devs that DK should be "strong"
Anonymous No.718433837 >>718434043 >>718434364 >>718440518
>>718429695
>the entire game is actually a massive love letter to the Rare DK games


the Rare enemies get shoved into the very end, and a lot of the kremlins are missing.
Anonymous No.718433856 >>718435583
>>718423780 (OP)
Glad he is back over the nothing bads from the last 2 games. Still not buying a Switch 2.
Anonymous No.718433993 >>718450996
>>718426170
Cranky Kong battled Jumpman back in 1933. Why do you think the city is named NEW Donk City? Cranky talks such a big game and holds the man in overalls in such high regard because Cranky wasn't just the original Donkey Kong, he was also the Bowser of his time.

Come on, /v/. DK is literally King Kong with a tie. Does Nintendo really need to spell out Cranky's entire backstory? They laid it out right in front of us
Anonymous No.718434043
>>718433837
There are fossils of banana birds
Anonymous No.718434095 >>718435543
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718434209
This game has given me a shot of hopium for a new F-Zero. DK gets a new and huge 3D game, and they give K. Rool the comeback of the century? I'm starting to think anything can happen.
Anonymous No.718434217 >>718434564 >>718434675 >>718472484
>>718426690
zero, the game isn't selling well.
Anonymous No.718434364 >>718434549
>>718433837
Anonymous No.718434549
>>718434364
My boy Squitter is fucking dead... He's fossilized. But at least he became a HUGE fossil.
Anonymous No.718434564
>>718434217
Nah you’re a gay bitch
Anonymous No.718434675
>>718434217
nintendo games have legs but dk bananza wont come anywhere near odyssey

i predict 5-10 million range lifetime. itll be profitable but not a massive success
Anonymous No.718434690 >>718435359 >>718453440 >>718461632 >>718475901
>>718427448
>>718426580
Anonymous No.718435359 >>718435756
>>718434690
Opinion of the writer of this article is irrelevant
Anonymous No.718435543
>>718434095
Ha, you uggo
Anonymous No.718435583
>>718433856
Same here, I’m glad they remembered Ganon is supposed to be menacing and not just some purple fog with a grudge. But yeah, still not enough to get me on board with the Switch 2-especially if it's just more drift-prone joycons and overpriced plastic. I’ll wait for the inevitable "Tears of the Kingdom Deluxe+" rerelease three years from now.
Anonymous No.718435596
if only there was a game where you played as someone like K Rool, but a good guy.

A cool, no nonsense hero on an epic quest. I would buy that game in an instant.
Anonymous No.718435756 >>718435865 >>718436269
>>718435359
>writer of this article
A-anon, it's from Nintendo themselves...
Anonymous No.718435797 >>718436423
>>718423780 (OP)
Watch the sequel be about Void Kong hire the Snowmads to fight of the Kremlings, who are using the Tiki Tak Tribe after they find out what the bananas are really made out of.

The final boss battle will be between King K. Rool and Wulfric fighting for dominance, while Donkey Kong beats both to a pulp.

That is to say if Super Mario Odyssey 2 doesn't get made prior to that, or if Nintendo decides to cap off the "Odyssey Trilogy" with a 3D Wario game, heavily referencing both Odyssey and Bananza.
Anonymous No.718435865 >>718438326
>>718435756
like I said, irrelevant.
Anonymous No.718435949
>>718423780 (OP)
Wow nostalgia bait again. Real original bingtendo
Anonymous No.718436269 >>718436912
>>718435756
Nintendo did not add the little addendum to their comment explaining who Pauline is, that was the writer of the article.
Anonymous No.718436423 >>718436454
>>718435797
Bananza should be a Wario game.
What would a 3D Wario game in the Odyessy style be?
Anonymous No.718436454 >>718437315
>>718436423
>>718436321
Anonymous No.718436638
>>718428682
>>718429320
>>718429397
>>718429592
>>718429958

General Scales is funny to me because he was always intended to be a mere pawn to a greater threat even as early as Dinosaur Planet, and said greater threat (Drakor) is also in a way a red herring to the true true evil (the Krazoa).

So it's not so much that "Andross upsurbed Scales" that's the problem as much as it's really "Rare made all of this somewhat deep and sophisticated sci-fi fantasy lore and then proceeded to scrap literally all of it and awkwardly condense the two main villains' role into Andross", the same way Sabre and Krystal had their roles awkwardly condensed into Fox's.
Anonymous No.718436887
I remember this getting leaked a day early and no one believed it
Anonymous No.718436912 >>718436962
>>718436269
The article is FROM Nintendo you fucking borderline conspiracy retard. This is official info from the source.
Anonymous No.718436962 >>718438326
>>718436912
The interview is with developers from Nintendo but was translated and the article with the interview itself was done by IGN you stupid fucking asshole god damn
Anonymous No.718437118
Anyone else get the feeling the next game is a new DKC, not by Retro, maybe by EPD with K. Rool as the main antagonist now that Bananza has properly reintroduced him? The dev interview noted that they wanted to prove that DK could work in 2D and 3D like Mario and Zelda, so obviously the next step after Bananza would a new 2D game I'd say, something on the level of Mario Wonder.
Anonymous No.718437312
>>718423780 (OP)
This and the tranny being deconfirmed for Zelda in the movie convinced me to get a switch 2
Anonymous No.718437315
>>718436454
What would the GAMEPLAY be?
I think something like Wario needs to earn coins and complete challenges/story beats to "rebuild" levels. Rebuilding some things opens up more stuff, more "build chains" etc. Core gameplay is basically Bananza but with less emphasis on environmental destruction, and used power ups from WL4.
Anonymous No.718437742 >>718437864 >>718439141
I had accepted the Kremlings would never be back and that Smash was a swan song. So I flipped the fuck out when this happened, I had avoided all social media like the plague and hadn't been spoiled. It just kept getting better and better from there. Honestly I still can't believe it,
I will say however, that I felt bad that Void Kong was just fucking ejected from the game entirely from that point on, I honestly thought he was an awesome villain. If that had actually been the Banandium Root, the little shit would have basically fucking won. I hope he comes back in the future.
Anonymous No.718437835
>>718433369
>>718433660
I wish there could have been more. Fuck man, just reuse the assets and make one more Japes/Bramble/Minecart/Girder level each.
Anonymous No.718437864 >>718437914
>>718437742
Void Kong would be a good regular for MK spinoffs.
Anonymous No.718437914
>>718437864
Void, Poppy, and Grumpy would be great to see in some spinoff games.
Anonymous No.718438213 >>718452525 >>718477343
I realized his Japanese name is actually kinda sorta a nod to DK64. Over there he's called キング "γƒ­γƒƒγƒˆγƒ³" クルール which just translates to King "Rotten" K. Rool.

Which is kinda like his DK64 persona name where he was King "Krusha" K. Rool, except now he's "Rotten" instead of "Krusha". The fact that the final fight takes place in a boxing arena that's obviously meant to be a homage to DK64 makes this reference more apparent.
Anonymous No.718438326 >>718438936 >>718452940
>>718436962
>>718435865
Anonymous No.718438393
I never cared enough about DKC to play any of the games longer than thirty minutes but K.Rool is very cool in bananza (even if I wish they had done more with Void Kong before binning him, he doesn't even show up in the postgame like the other two kongs do)
Anonymous No.718438471
>>718423780 (OP)
Saw it in the leak threads. I am happy he is finally back, but Im reaching the age now where stuff like this doesnt make me go soiii happy face anymore, just wondering why it took so long.
Anonymous No.718438630 >>718442620
>>718423956
MIYAMOTO DID NOT MAKE BANANZA. HE HAS NOT "MADE" A GAME SINCE OCARINA OF FUCKING TIME. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK MIYAMOTO MAKES EVERY FUCKING GAME FROM NINTENDO.
Anonymous No.718438772 >>718446058
>Kremlings say K. Rool got stuck a long time ago possibly even right after DK64
so how long was Cranky down there? Or are we going Ape in Abyss where time works differently the deeper you go?
Anonymous No.718438814 >>718439049
.
Anonymous No.718438936
>>718438326
I’m unconvinced
Anonymous No.718439049
>>718438814
go back from whence you came
Anonymous No.718439141
>>718437742
It was funny seeing K Rool's belly on the Void posters
Anonymous No.718439163 >>718439627 >>718439650 >>718439836
>>718426170
Where do people get the Diddy being DK's nephew from? I always thought her was just DK's friend, but I've seen this being thrown around after Bananza. Was it from the non-canon Canadian show or something?
Anonymous No.718439627 >>718439836
>>718439163
https://archive.org/details/manual-nintendo-64-donkey-kong-64-en/page/n3/mode/2up
Anonymous No.718439650
>>718439163
It's mentioned in DK64's manual iirc
Anonymous No.718439836 >>718439884 >>718439918
>>718439163
>>718439627
i'm 99% sure this is a convoluted "DK is a monkey's uncle" joke from Rare
Anonymous No.718439884
>>718439836
There are reason why K Rool doesn't wear clothes?
Anonymous No.718439908
>>718423780 (OP)
Nothing because I got spoiled thanks to this shitty board
Anonymous No.718439918 >>718439987
>>718439836
So? Still canon, just like Bumper the Badger going to prison
Anonymous No.718439987
>>718439918
Sure, I just think it's funny.
Anonymous No.718440038
Y'know, I wasn't that big a fan before this game, but now I get it
Congrats on getting your guy back crocfags
Anonymous No.718440518
>>718433837
>>the Rare enemies get shoved into the very end
The rare enemies are with you through the entire game anon
Anonymous No.718442372 >>718457132
>>718423780 (OP)
i actually threw my hands up and soimouthed
since MKW has no antagonist this also means K. Rool is the first final boss of the Switch 2 era, what a time to be alive
Anonymous No.718442541
>boss rush omits like half of the game's bosses
???
Anonymous No.718442620
>>718438630
miyamoto dictated a lot of pikmin 4's direction pretty sure.
Anonymous No.718442640
>>718423780 (OP)
They’re getting desperate
Anonymous No.718442967
>>718423780 (OP)
I had it spoiled for me, so all I could think of was how long the cutscene leading up to it was. It felt like there was a scene missing between DK getting rocked and unrocked. Yes, that was why Pauline needed to sing, but it was all one incredibly long cutscene from Void's defeat to K. Rool's reveal, broken up by a single drumbeat prompt. It just felt poorly paced and there could have been something in the middle to break it up.
Anonymous No.718445780
>>718423780 (OP)
I bought a switch 2
Anonymous No.718446058
>>718438772
Void actually stole the bananas but Cranky is racist and suspected K Rool anyway
Anonymous No.718446793
I remember anons here speculating K Rool would be in the game once it was revealed that the planet core was the goal. Because of something that was in the DKC trilogy (haven't played them myself so I don't recall exactly what it was). Wild to see that they were actually right
Anonymous No.718447524 >>718451543
Anonymous No.718447823
>>718423780 (OP)
Gay and very homosexual
Anonymous No.718448538 >>718448734
>>718423780 (OP)
>He's over 25 and he plays Mario on a switch 2
Anonymous No.718448734
>>718448538
Not a Mario game, tranime poster
Anonymous No.718449936
>>718423780 (OP)
Hyped beyond belief.
Anonymous No.718450025
>>718433660
It made me wish that there were more of them. I wonder if this team has any interest in making a 2D platformer?
Anonymous No.718450771 >>718451082 >>718451284
>>718423780 (OP)
I’ll never know because you fuckers were spamming him all over the catalog and spoiled it for me
Anonymous No.718450868
I thought it was neat and the final stretch of the game was great with all the callbacks. Don't know why people were pissing, shitting, and cumming all over the place because of him though.
Anonymous No.718450996
>>718433993
Old New Donk was once New Kremsterdam?
Anonymous No.718451082
>>718450771
you dumb fuck, you should have stayed off this site and other social media as soon as it leaked
you have nobody to blame but yourself
Anonymous No.718451196
I'm genuinely assmad this was spoiled because I guarantee I would've soifaced hard. Honestly though, seeing the kremlings back was even better for me because at least K Rool was in Smash. Hearing the grunts of the kremlings, buzz of the zingers, squawk of the neckys, etc. was so fucking good. And the fake out ending with thegrand finale in a boxing ring? Immaculate.
Anonymous No.718451224
>>718423780 (OP)
KING IS BACK.
Anonymous No.718451249
>>718429579
They did that already with DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze, and all the enemies in those were generic, boring and forgettable as hell.
Anonymous No.718451284
>>718450771
>new game releases
>goes to any sort of social media or game discussion forum
>gets spoiled
>this is somehow everyone else's fault
Anonymous No.718451471
Anonymous No.718451475 >>718452558
Why did the cuck Engarde from the game? Was he a fossil and I just forgot? Rambi is still alive, I'm pretending the ostrich elder was Expresso, the snake elder was Rattly, and the elephant elder was whatever the elephant in DKC3 was called. Squitter was fossil and Squawks might've been a fossil too.
Anonymous No.718451540
Unironically got me to spend almost $700 bucks on the Switch 2, the game, and an unnecessary Pro controller.
Anonymous No.718451543
>>718447524
huh, never saw this one
>>718423780 (OP)
It was funny playing this with my younger brother who knows nothing about the other DKC games.
>holy shit dude when you kill the enemies they make the exact same grunt they did on SNES
>uh...okay neat
>wow they're playing the old music that's so cool
>they are?

Anyways, I wouldn't be surprised if they repeat this for a couple other games going forward since this was so successful. There's an infinite well of "oh this character hasn't been used in forever but people would be nostalgic for them"
Like imagine next DK game you're recovering magical instruments and they turn out to be new bodies for the Tiki Tak Tribe. Or the next WarioWare game has Captain Syrup as the surprise final boss
Anonymous No.718451665 >>718451908
>K.Rool fucks with the Banandium Root
>the Tiki Tak Tribe emerges from the planet
>the Tiki Tak Tribe start stealing bananas to use in magic
Solved it.
Anonymous No.718451908 >>718452957
>>718451665
bananza happens after returns you dolt
Anonymous No.718452525
>>718438213
>King of Rot
>they somehow missed the chance to do King of Decay
Come on, Rare would have done that
Anonymous No.718452558 >>718452710
>>718451475
>I'm pretending the ostrich elder was Expresso
Expresso is a guy and the ostrich elder is a woman.
Anonymous No.718452710
>>718452558
>Expresso is a guy
I've never once thought of the ostrich's gender.
Anonymous No.718452760
I got a spoiler for it, but it was still surprising how well done the whole final sequence went. 10/10
Anonymous No.718452782 >>718455875
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718452940
>>718438326
treehouse fanfic
Anonymous No.718452957
>>718451908
K.Rool could've gotten sealed before Returns, after 64.
Anonymous No.718453063
I'm playing this game right now (just reached layer 7) and... I think I hate it. I've been bored the whole time. The whole game is just walking around throwing rocks at stuff and finding upgrades (which are useless) every fourteen seconds.
This game really is Odyssey 2 with a DK skin.
Anonymous No.718453206 >>718453569 >>718460410 >>718477343
worst version of k rool. disgustingly out of touch.
Anonymous No.718453440
>>718434690
"Maybe we can make her barefoot?" (Laughs)
Anonymous No.718453569
>>718453206
Incorrect opinion.
Anonymous No.718453748
>>718432396
Nah, at least design wise
Suddenly her having bigger eyes than the other Mario girls + much bigger tits makes a lot of sense

DK games have hardly any narrative so it’s hard to argue about her role but at the very least her design is perfect for it and the entire thing makes her stand out a lot now in Mario games, way better than just the lame mayor role she had prior. Now she’s DK’s second little buddy.
Anonymous No.718454828
>>718423780 (OP)
I had a feeling it was inevitable since there were more than a few hints but him being played as a serious threat responsible for the Mario world's 9/11 was quite the shock.
Anonymous No.718455694 >>718459189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hcxE1emno0
does anyone have a link to a gamerip soundtrack? can't find one anywhere
Anonymous No.718455875
>>718452782
My only gripe with the K. Rool reveal is that DK didn't do the funny AWOOGA eye thing like does in DKC2's K. Rool fight. For all the wacky expressions he does during the gameplay, this DK can be oddly stiff at times.

Like, it's also kinda strange that DK and Pauline don't hug, even at the end. Just an awkward thumbs up that makes me think I'm watching a Modern Sonic cutscene. I know the Japs are weird about that kinda thing but c'mon man, it would've been cute.
Anonymous No.718457132
>>718442372
>K. Rool is the first final boss of the Switch 2 era
Oh shit I did not realize that
Anonymous No.718457329
okay guys I did some digging and actually found the soundtrack online on some site
(in case anyone is searching the archive) donkey kong bananza soundtrack ost mega.nz gamerip DK
https://mega.nz/file/jlQ2BDiA#EAHnCx3tXxHjwbM7BAYgnT0pO1h7wrTm7GGL8A7aHC8
Anonymous No.718458985
>>718429797
didnt think much of them at first but as the game went on I started to love them especially the fractones that mimicked the lost and forgotten species
Anonymous No.718459189
>>718455694
Gamerip with what tools. Unless you can make it it doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.718460410 >>718460637
>>718453206
you guys say the darndest things, out of touch with what lmao
Anonymous No.718460637 >>718461113 >>718461606
>>718460410
Rare K rool wouldn't degrade himself like this.
Anonymous No.718461113 >>718461330
>>718460637
He would
anonymous No.718461125
yo hi guys im new here also yea thats peak k rool
Anonymous No.718461330 >>718461568
>>718461113
unlikely
Anonymous No.718461332
>>718423780 (OP)
I had to spoil myself when the leaks happened, because i knew i would get spoiled before i got to the ending anyway. Still had the biggest, dumbest grin on my face, and one of the best final acts I've ever played.
Anonymous No.718461568 >>718461880 >>718462274
>>718461330
Rare K.Rool quoted Scooby Doo and made this retarded thing for fuck's sake, he's not above anything.
Anonymous No.718461606
>>718460637
>this portrayal of a funny video game crocodile is disrespectful!

do you go around calling other people tendies or manchildren by any chance
Anonymous No.718461632 >>718465213
>>718434690
debunked
Anonymous No.718461708
"Viktoraubas!"
Anonymous No.718461880 >>718462782 >>718467659
>>718461568
Rare K rool would’ve been the star villain of his game, not some shoe-in at the end so retards can soi face and remember their playing a donkey Kong game
Anonymous No.718461998
You think Pauline ever told Mario about the time she helped fight a fat crocodile?
Anonymous No.718462141
>>718423780 (OP)
can you just imagine the feeling of his scales rubbing against your belly while he holds you down and slams his lizardcock down your hole
Anonymous No.718462274 >>718462374
>>718461568
is this the worst aged Nintendo design in the literal sense, who the fuck remembers max headroom nowadays
Anonymous No.718462374
>>718462274
Is that what that is? I always just assumed it was a terminator reference.
Anonymous No.718462601 >>718490517
strict adherence to canon is a huge creativity killer, i really don't get why so many people get so invested in it (especially in nintendo games, where whatever "canon" there is is clearly an afterthought)
Anonymous No.718462782
>>718461880
>DKC 3
Anonymous No.718464668 >>718475064
>>718423780 (OP)
Nothing because you cocksuckers spoiled it to me
>don't go into threads before completing the game
It was the OP
Anonymous No.718465213
>>718461632
That doesn't debunk anything at all. The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.718467480
>>718423780 (OP)
it made sonygroes seethe
Anonymous No.718467659 >>718469192
>>718461880
>Rare K rool would not be some shoe-in at the end so retards can soi face and remember their playing a donkey Kong game
That is quite literally exactly what happened in DKC3.
If anything, that applies to DKC3 more than it does Bananza because DK and Diddy straight up aren't in the videogame until after "Baron K.Roolenstein"
>is revealed to fear his wife
>gets made fun of by Dixie
>loses a fight to an actual baby
>runs away to hide in a submarine
Meanwhile in Bananza, K.Rool successfully makes 9/11 look like an out of season April Fools joke.
Anonymous No.718467772 >>718468306 >>718468805
So how did K Rool end up sealed in the center of the planet anyway
That's kinda out there
Anonymous No.718468306
>>718467772
I assume he went to the planets core to find the Banadium root wΓ­th the kremling crew after the events of DK64, but then the Fractones or something else stopped him and sealed him there
Anonymous No.718468516
>>718423780 (OP)
I got spoiled in a youtube thumbnail
Anonymous No.718468805
>>718467772
There's a stone tablet written by one of the Kritters that says that the root ensnared K.Rool and bloacked up the sinkhole as he was about to jump in to follow the kremling krew down there. It's why his belly is wrapped in banandium when you and Void first show up. One of Fractones in the core also mentions it's able to sense evil intent when it's fully awakened, so it was defending itself from K.Rool by keeping him and itself in hibernation.
Anonymous No.718469192
>>718467659
Also worth mentioning K.Rool is ultimately defeated in that game by getting shat on with an egg.
Anonymous No.718469891 >>718493993
>>718423780 (OP)
I knew he was showing up as soon as I talked to Cranky for the first time but I still got spoiled by a YouTube thumbnail shortly after. Didn't stop me from enjoying the absolute kino that was the final act. I had a shit eating grin plastered on my face the whole time this fat fuck was chasing me when I was getting blasted all the way up to the surface with Gangplank Galleon playing
Anonymous No.718470006 >>718521089
>>718428682
The fact you don’t even fight Scales is unforgivable
Anonymous No.718470258
>>718429253
I'm in the camp of 'ONK' personally
Anonymous No.718470434 >>718471675
>>718423780 (OP)
>first appearance in a mainline game in 26 years
>causes 9/11
That's my fucking king.
Anonymous No.718470821 >>718481831
>>718423780 (OP)
"Why wasn't he just the villain from the start??"
Anonymous No.718471675
>>718470434
Nintendo is releasing a K.Rool amiibo on 9/11 this year. They know what they're doing.
https://x.com/Wario64/status/1955283967080386624
Anonymous No.718472484
>>718434217
The Switch 2 itself barely came out and as of 2 weeks ago is only above 6 million sales.

Even if every single Switch 2 owner bought the game, they just don't have the foundation yet to get the really big sales numbers of Switch 1's best sellers.
Anonymous No.718474534
>>718423780 (OP)
soigasm
Anonymous No.718475064 >>718475515
>>718464668
I just bunker completely when playing a new big game now. Even yt is risky because the algo will recommend a massive fucking spoiler for the game I'm playing out of nowhere when I haven't even searched anything related to it.
Anonymous No.718475216
>>718423780 (OP)
…ok.

I have zero emotional attachment to Nintendo characters. They’re basically empty vessels for their respective gameplay styles.
Anonymous No.718475515
>>718475064
I’ve been spoiled on so much shit because of that. Anytime a major game is about to release, it’s inevitable that street date will be broken in some shithole Middle-Eastern country, and some faggot in Dubai or some shit just starts spamming YouTube with spoilers in such a way that it can’t be avoided, with both spoiler thumbnails and video titles being like β€œDEATH OF (character)”. It’s fucked.
Anonymous No.718475901
>>718434690
They say the same shit with Link and Zelda. This means nothing.
Anonymous No.718476060
I enjoyed realizing crankys lectures were actually about K rool not void.
Anonymous No.718476418
>>718423780 (OP)
Would've been even more excited if I wasn't spoiled by the leaks
Anonymous No.718476492
>no Mining Melancholy remix
Anonymous No.718476883 >>718486346 >>718521214
The entire last part of Bananza was such a spectacle. Honestly not sure if Nintendo can top it
Anonymous No.718477246
>>718423780 (OP)
I know this from Smash!
Anonymous No.718477343 >>718479574 >>718480163
>>718438213
>>718453206
why didn't he disguise himself as the CEO of Void Co
Anonymous No.718479574 >>718480163
>>718477343
Next time they should do a gag where his disguise is just a couple of shades or something and everybody is shocked
Anonymous No.718479790
>>718423780 (OP)
I said "oh my god he's actually in the game"
Not like an over the top e-celeb kind of way, I said it in a calm voice to other people watching me play.
Anonymous No.718480163 >>718488668 >>718488981
>>718479574
>>718477343
They should lean hard into the disguise gimmick next time and do some wild plot that, when the ruse is revealed, its more of a "he did all that to fuck with DK?" reaction.
Anonymous No.718481271 >>718482131
Literally nobody cares about this thing. It is only noteworthy but being a pure troll character in Smash.
Anonymous No.718481438 >>718486572
>>718430506
The possessive is "its", not "it's"
Anonymous No.718481831
>>718470821
Then no one would care.
Anonymous No.718482131
>>718481271
>It is only noteworthy but being a pure troll character in Smash.
Yeah, nothing to do with Nintendo ignoring Rare for 18 years
Anonymous No.718482840
>>718423780 (OP)
I already knew because some retards posted the belly pic and K Rool holding Void's phone.
Anonymous No.718483063
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718486320 >>718492495 >>718510757
>>718423780 (OP)
I popped off harder when the game acknowledged my main man Swanky's existence.
Anonymous No.718486346
>>718476883
They tend go all out on 3d Mario so the next game will likely top it
Anonymous No.718486572
>>718481438
I’m sorry. Please forgive me.
Anonymous No.718488668 >>718488981 >>718521382
>>718480163
Shows up in every level in a different guise that goes with the theme of the stage.
Anonymous No.718488981
>>718480163
I saw one anon suggest a time travel game where DK fights prehistoric Kremlings, with the ending being it was all a massive set-up K Rool, with no rea time travel at all.
>>718488668
Also kino.
Anonymous No.718490517
>>718462601
I'm genuinely surprised they didn't put Funky anywhere in this game
Anonymous No.718492149 >>718521494
>>718423780 (OP)
I was expecting him to appear at some point (Cranky's rants alluded to him being the one he was chasing) but the fake banandium root turning out to just be K. Rool's belly got a chuckle out of me.
Anonymous No.718492495 >>718498687
>>718486320
when?
Anonymous No.718493993
>>718469891
I could tell he would be in the game the moment you had to fight the first crockoid.
A golden lizard skeleton and I'm expected to think that the big man isn't gonna show up?
Anonymous No.718495890
>>718423780 (OP)
Anonymous No.718496058
"Who the fuck is this Mary Sue and what happened to the funny monkey?"
Anonymous No.718497015 >>718497743 >>718506381
>>718423780 (OP)
Hope he gets added to Mario Kart
Anonymous No.718497743
>>718497015
His new VA is in the credits. There must be a DK focused DLC coming, which is why he only has two costumes.
Anonymous No.718498687
>>718492495
I remember one of Quiztone’s quizzes references him(I think it’s the one where he asks what his name is and one of the wrong answers is Swanky). He may have a billboard in NDC but I’m not sure
Anonymous No.718500290
>>718425690
Isn't it implied that Cranky was the OG donkey Kong?
Anonymous No.718500524
>>718423780 (OP)
>This would have been cooler if /v/ hadn't spammed the catalog with spoilers
Anonymous No.718506381
>>718497015
it would be a waste not to, he brings the hype whenever he shows up and the Rallygator is already a very kremcore kart design
Anonymous No.718510639
>>718423780 (OP)
I don't like his big manic eye. As a child it scared me.
Anonymous No.718510757 >>718512098
>>718486320
With all the DKC3 references the funniest shit is out of all the characters Kiddy is the one who they memoryhole. Even fucking K.Rool's wife is acknowledged in the KAOS fossil
Anonymous No.718512098
>>718510757
Kiddy gets exactly one reference
it's even more useless than it originally was and they don't even tell you you can do it but it's here
Anonymous No.718514243
>>718423780 (OP)
https://youtu.be/q71k4ATUCVk?si=e9JVifgdjCfEHfS5
Anonymous No.718514612
AHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD!!!!! SHUT UP!!! https://youtu.be/urfSEYWoXQ4?si=LepwkqIepWE8Hij0
Anonymous No.718517960
What happened to K Rool’s wife while he was trapped down there
Anonymous No.718520283
>>718423780 (OP)
Forced.
Anonymous No.718520745
>>718424086
This. I love what they did, but just like Mario & Sonic at Olympic Games coming out before Smash Brawl, his inclusion in Smash Ultimate kinda deflated the impact this could have had.
Anonymous No.718520958
>>718428483
idk how anyone could not see him not showing up when the basic mooks of the game are called "Crocrocks" with big eyes and explode into skeletal Kremlings.
Anonymous No.718521089
>>718470006
This. He could have maybe became a cool Smash never-ever pick if they actually showed off him being able to fight.
Anonymous No.718521214
>>718476883
K.Rool and Bowser team up in next game and DK and Mario must work together to stop them.
Anonymous No.718521382
>>718488668
This. And then the true final boss is his wife.
Anonymous No.718521494 >>718522061
>>718492149
>but the fake banandium root turning out to just be K. Rool's belly got a chuckle out of me.
Didnt they show the root in one of the trailers? I cant believe no one figured that out before release.
Anonymous No.718522061 >>718523710
>>718521494
It was never shown in trailers directly unless someone can pinpoint the posters in game that say surrender the root.

I saw on of these on the resort layer and was like wait a min seeing the gold belly
Anonymous No.718522298
>Pauline has a nightmare about being turned into a banana and eaten by DK
>K. Rool basically threatens to do exactly this
I'd normally say that's an insanely specific fear to come true but now that we know that the God of Mario's universe is a banana it's entirely justified
Anonymous No.718523710 >>718525748
>>718522061
They actually showed this scene during the direct but if someone tried to claim that thing was K. Rool he would have been considered insane.
Anonymous No.718525748
>>718523710
Pauline is conveniently right in front of his belly button
Anonymous No.718526578
>>718423780 (OP)
I have no idea who that guy is. DKB was the first Donkey Kong game I've played.
Anonymous No.718526768
Why couldn't they just advertise the game as "K Rool is back and has a bone to pick with DK" or whatever. It's annoying how everything has to be an epic reveal this is a Donkey Kong game for goodness sake. Just put him in the game and make it clear. I never got the "Epic" reveal just showing off someone who we know exists