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It will die in a couple years while TF2 bafflingly lives on, just like all the other attempts.
Anonymous No.718437548 [Report] >>718437825 >>718440558 >>718440560 >>718441362 >>718443147 >>718446982 >>718458397 >>718464289 >>718493043
>>718437510 (OP)
boy or girl?????
Anonymous No.718437617 [Report]
>baffingly
what's baffling about a good game with a healthy amount of custom content lasting longer than a mediocer game with nothing?
Anonymous No.718437640 [Report] >>718494240
>>718437510 (OP)
only retards think it's trying to compete with tf2
Anonymous No.718437801 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>It will die
Bold of you to use the future tense
Anonymous No.718437825 [Report]
>>718437548
Girl
Anonymous No.718437968 [Report] >>718438018
>>718437510 (OP)
>check updates because of this thread
6 NEW HEROES GOT ADDED AND THIS IS WHAT YOU LEAD WITH????
Anonymous No.718438018 [Report] >>718462524
>>718437968
You expect anyone to give a shit about mobaslop?
Anonymous No.718438990 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>It will die in a couple years
Look at player numbers. Its already dead as fuck
Anonymous No.718439226 [Report] >>718439413 >>718442963 >>718443040
>>718437510 (OP)
Most of TF2's players are bots. Deadlock probably has more real player than it right now.
Anonymous No.718439245 [Report]
i want to think the game being alpha having all this shit in it makes it feel like just a testing ground
eventually its going to be dumbed down and a lot more simpler, while still maintaining the fun and having some sort of skill ceiling akin to team fortress 2
Anonymous No.718439317 [Report] >>718439452 >>718439550 >>718441649 >>718485301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIbqSkqtFic
>yet another "it gets good 800 hours in bro" game
No, I wont be doing that. Dont try to bribe me with item markets or whatever either since TF2 and CSGO will never give up their position in that.
Anonymous No.718439413 [Report] >>718442963
>>718439226
mo stub
mo stub
ogey?
mo stub de
...
de-de-de... team ... ffar tress 2 butras praya two
is bot
ogey? saar
Anonymous No.718439452 [Report] >>718439716 >>718445182
>>718439317
>le ebin bad ms paint art XD
Your opinion is already less than worthless.
Anonymous No.718439550 [Report]
>>718439317
Excellent opinion. Extremely good art.
Anonymous No.718439553 [Report] >>718439747 >>718440687 >>718442369 >>718442763 >>718443194 >>718447134 >>718447178 >>718449681 >>718450085 >>718450376 >>718450957 >>718451386 >>718451841 >>718451917 >>718453374 >>718455024 >>718455632 >>718455789 >>718458129 >>718459894 >>718460020 >>718462697 >>718469272 >>718473493 >>718473687 >>718484315 >>718484491 >>718484548 >>718523483 >>718524735 >>718527424
New Ivy, what do you think?
Anonymous No.718439598 [Report]
sex with stone
Anonymous No.718439716 [Report]
>>718439452
that anon may be a retard but don't you fucking DARE talk shit about Tamers12345's old content
Anonymous No.718439728 [Report] >>718440484 >>718446030
>>718437510 (OP)
what a sexy little beast
Anonymous No.718439747 [Report] >>718440484 >>718473452
>>718439553
She looks better like this
Anonymous No.718439984 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Maybe the should have finished the game before doing an endless "closed"(open) beta
Anonymous No.718440484 [Report] >>718446030
>>718439728
>>718439747
some characters really do just look better bigger
Anonymous No.718440558 [Report] >>718442575 >>718445080 >>718467069
>>718437548
girl but trannies are self-inserting.
Anonymous No.718440560 [Report] >>718442575 >>718454273
>>718437548
Girl with a penis that needs to be posted BTW
Anonymous No.718440687 [Report]
>>718439553
Incredible improvement, could still be improved however
Anonymous No.718441362 [Report]
>>718437548
My boner doesn't care
Anonymous No.718441649 [Report] >>718441958
>>718439317
You can't really take this guy's opinion seriously because he pretty much ONLY plays McGinnis (a constantly shit and interactive hero)
Anonymous No.718441958 [Report]
>>718441649
>(a constantly shit and interactive hero)
what does that mean
Anonymous No.718442369 [Report]
>>718439553
A decent compromise, I guess. The redesign made her way too cute, and this is sort of like an in-between of her old "hideous monster" look and the newer "cute waifu" look.
Anonymous No.718442575 [Report] >>718445285 >>718459123
>>718440558
>>718440560
what causes this?
Anonymous No.718442612 [Report] >>718442672
>>718437510 (OP)
She doesn't look like that in game
Anonymous No.718442672 [Report]
>>718442612
She looks close enough. I like this version better though.
Anonymous No.718442679 [Report] >>718442762 >>718443809 >>718444979
>female non human character thread
>fatfags EVERYWHERE
Anonymous No.718442680 [Report] >>718442749 >>718443842
>>718437510 (OP)
>TF2 homos unironically still frothing at the mouth at the mere THOUGHT of Deadlock
Anonymous No.718442749 [Report] >>718444039
>>718442680
OP quite literally brought up tf2 unprompted thobeit.
Anonymous No.718442762 [Report]
>>718442679
Spot the chubby chaser
Anonymous No.718442763 [Report]
>>718439553
NOOO SHE'S NOT UGLYYYY SHE HAS TO BE UGLY SO I CAN FEEL SPESHUL FOR LIKING HER AIIIIEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.718442963 [Report]
>>718439226
>Most of TF2's players are bots
>Deadlock probably has more real player than it right now
it does and any time you mention that a coping TF2 fag like >>718439413 just has to chime in
Anonymous No.718443040 [Report] >>718443420
>>718439226
before this deadslop update, tf2 legitimately had more players

tf2's real player count is around 20k, deadslop on steam charts had around 10k
Anonymous No.718443147 [Report]
>>718437548
Girlgoyle
Anonymous No.718443194 [Report]
>>718439553
2/10 elbows NOT pointy enough
Anonymous No.718443420 [Report] >>718443739 >>718443826 >>718450139 >>718494375
>>718443040
>before this
>had
Unironically why and how did TF2 sodomites get so mindbroken by this moba? Is it because they feel like Valve "abandoned" TF2 in favor of Deadlock? Is there any truth to that feeling?
Anonymous No.718443739 [Report] >>718443934
>>718443420
dw deadlock will be back down to 10k in 2 weeks

i find it funny that this is valve's first real game (hla doesn't count) in a decade and all of the other source games have a higher player count than it
Anonymous No.718443809 [Report]
>>718442679
>3 posts
>EVERYWHERE
Anonymous No.718443826 [Report] >>718495007
>>718443420
Valve abandoned TF2 long ago so I don't know why they'd blame Deadlock for it. They're not even similar other than the same parent company. If they had to blame anybody then blame Dota and CS. Let's be real, TF2fags don't want Valve's involvement again because that means they'd have to give up their closest hacking.
Anonymous No.718443842 [Report] >>718444039 >>718444068
>>718442680
Anonymous No.718443934 [Report]
>>718443739
>vehemently avoided answering any of the questions and doubled down in desperation
The mindbreak is real, poor TF2 fags...
Anonymous No.718444039 [Report]
>>718443842
see >>718442749 but unironically
Anonymous No.718444068 [Report]
>>718443842
Grown ass man made this
Anonymous No.718444651 [Report]
Lightning doesn't strike the same spot twice.
Trying to shill the game with LE WAR AGAINST TF2 won't work like it did with OW.
Get new material.
Anonymous No.718444776 [Report] >>718444914
Will Deadlock generate a ton of memes when it comes out?
Anonymous No.718444883 [Report]
718442763
Anonymous No.718444914 [Report]
>>718444776
it already has a bunch.
>>>/vg/535748905
>>>/vg/535748932
>>>/vg/535749141
Anonymous No.718444979 [Report]
>>718442679
They show up for human characters too
Anonymous No.718445080 [Report]
>>718440558
I wanna self-insert into Ivy
Anonymous No.718445182 [Report]
>>718439452
That MS paint artist is actually pretty talented nowadays
Grinding 30 minute episodes every 2 weeks for 10 years tends to help
Anonymous No.718445285 [Report]
>>718442575
A mixture of hardcore victim complex and being pandered to for 5-10 years by everything.
Anonymous No.718445375 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Why are you already trying to Tortanic post a game that isn't out yet
Anonymous No.718446030 [Report] >>718447071
>>718439728
>>718440484
>check artist's gallery
>majority of his art is anime humans
Anonymous No.718446261 [Report] >>718446368
We didn't know how good we had it in tf2
Every shooter that came after was just one downgrade after another
Hell, even tf2 itself after they stopped giving a shit about what's actually in the updates
Anonymous No.718446329 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
My hideous lovely wife
Anonymous No.718446368 [Report] >>718447205 >>718447241
>>718446261
2009-2011 was peak TF2, and it was only downhill from there.
......and yet somehow, even the sorry state TF2 is currently in, is still more fun than any other team-deathmatch FPS on the market
Anonymous No.718446982 [Report]
>>718437548
Anonymous No.718447071 [Report]
>>718446030
yea and they're all lesbians too
Anonymous No.718447134 [Report]
>>718439553
Great balance between creepy and cute.
Anonymous No.718447138 [Report]
I think it will die because the gameplay is incomprehensible to a normal person
Anonymous No.718447178 [Report] >>718453553
>>718439553
>pointed instead of rounded banana ears
>no vegeta hairline
>gave her an actual chin so she's not like a worm
>more bat-like
>dont go full cute but like ugly cute
yep they hit pretty much all my notes on her
Anonymous No.718447205 [Report] >>718447382
>>718446368
Team v Team Fps options (exhaustive list):
>A thousand of the The same exact SMG/AR with slight number tweaks
>TF2
>Deadlock
>Overwatch and clones
>30 players online
Anonymous No.718447241 [Report] >>718447298
>>718446368
Playing TDM in 2025 takes special kind of autism.
Anonymous No.718447273 [Report]
there's not enough images of ryan gosling screaming to convey my current emotional state in regards to this image never ever being real
Anonymous No.718447298 [Report] >>718488012
>>718447241
>autism
Anonymous No.718447310 [Report] >>718447334 >>718447435 >>718453069 >>718453085
what the fuck is this game called again?
Anonymous No.718447334 [Report] >>718447669
>>718447310
Deadcock
Anonymous No.718447361 [Report] >>718447872 >>718448559 >>718451863 >>718457149
Sorry Ivy... I've fallen for somebody else....
Anonymous No.718447382 [Report] >>718447527
>>718447205
Put mecha break under the deadlock category.
Though to be fair, it should be the other way around since they launched beta faster and released faster and is a better game overall (still can't reach tf2's feet but it's at least trying)
Anonymous No.718447386 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>baffling
hero shooters are absolutely garbage is why
tf2 is a class based game and infinitely superior
why would anyone want to play a game that tells you 'no, you cannot play what you wanted to play'?
Anonymous No.718447435 [Report]
>>718447310
Gargoyle Trainer
Anonymous No.718447480 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>It will die
Are you implying that this stillborn abomination is alive?
It's valve's concord, lmao.
Anonymous No.718447527 [Report] >>718447624
>>718447382
>look at 2 seconds of Mecha break gameplay
>It's the same SMG/AR with number tweaks
Anonymous No.718447624 [Report] >>718488578
>>718447527
Melee and close range is actually kind of op right now in mecha break.
As a reward for gap closing.
Anonymous No.718447669 [Report]
>>718447334
>deadlock
holy fuck i couldnt even remember what it was called

i swear if this wasn't valve no one would care lol
Anonymous No.718447684 [Report] >>718447921 >>718447932
Honestly if they just make the UI and buildcraft easier to understand and make a turbo mode that reduces matches to, like, 15 minutes tops as opposed to 40 minimum, this'll become my new game.
I miss Gigantic so fucking much, man. Gearbox fucked up so bad with the remaster.
Anonymous No.718447872 [Report] >>718448038
>>718447361
Impressive that Valve stuck the landing so well in designing coomer characters. Previously their women were all pretty realistic in design, even the prettier ones like Alyx and P2 Chell.
I'm looking forward to the inevitable BBW porn of Paige and hot yaoi of Victor.
Anonymous No.718447921 [Report]
I shan't be playing until they update Viscous's design to the v2 version and stop using that ugly green spaceman placeholder.
>>718447684
Me too. I miss Oru.
Anonymous No.718447932 [Report] >>718447992
>>718447684
items can be fully automated now.
matches usually end in 25-35 minutes unless everybody is dogshit.
Anonymous No.718447992 [Report] >>718448183 >>718448879
>>718447932
I don't want automated items, I just want items to be easier to understand than a metric shitton of contextless numbers that get me flamed for either picking wrong or taking too long to pick.
Anonymous No.718448038 [Report]
>>718447872
They hit it out of the park with the aesthetic

I had my doubts last year but damn the game basically showdd its vision this update
As the kids like to say -- its aura farming now
Anonymous No.718448183 [Report]
>>718447992
>Hold tab
>Look at the colors of the bars under the enemy icons
>See if there is more yellow or purple
>Pick armor accordingly
>(In the rare case it's mostly green, just keep doing your auto que build)
Congratulations, You are now better at itemization than the bottom half of the bell curve
Anonymous No.718448394 [Report] >>718449819
Anonymous No.718448461 [Report] >>718448726 >>718458634 >>718489739
This is Mina Ha, wealthy socialite and newly turned vampire. Say something nice about her.
Anonymous No.718448506 [Report]
Anonymous No.718448559 [Report] >>718448630 >>718450212 >>718457003
>>718447361
Anonymous No.718448630 [Report] >>718448694
>>718448559
This is how you know they fired Sweet Baby.
Anonymous No.718448676 [Report] >>718449513
The hideout is extremely kino. Valve knows how to do atmosphere and ambience so well. I hope they expand it just for the sake of it.
Anonymous No.718448694 [Report] >>718448748 >>718448852 >>718450750 >>718452998 >>718454483 >>718454592 >>718455121
>>718448630
It still has That Hairstyle

They all have That Hairstyle
Anonymous No.718448726 [Report] >>718448795 >>718448798 >>718450212 >>718451969 >>718489950
>>718448461
She's a disgusting gold digging whore. Fuck her
Anonymous No.718448748 [Report]
>>718448694
What's wrong with it? Fits a librarian and a nerdy whore, and reminiscent of Ms. Frizzle.
Anonymous No.718448778 [Report] >>718448972
>trying to create a fanbase rivalry for no reason
Valve being so politically neutral is so devastating to the contrarian brain they actually have to discuss videogames
Anonymous No.718448795 [Report]
>>718448726
>add kusogaki to the game
Valve hired Blue Archive devs or what.
Anonymous No.718448798 [Report] >>718455574
>>718448726

I CAN FIX HER
Anonymous No.718448852 [Report]
>>718448694
what the fuck are you on about? Are you talking about frizzy hair? A ponytail?
Anonymous No.718448879 [Report]
>>718447992
well then I'm sorry you're too retarded to understand the color profiles.
Anonymous No.718448962 [Report] >>718449017 >>718449096 >>718458592
>from dog shit alpha placeholders to one of the best looking hero shooter of all time

How did they do it bros?
Anonymous No.718448972 [Report] >>718449062
>>718448778
>they actually have to discuss videogames
Is the joke here that nobody has made a single post containing a single word that references the gameplay?
Because it's a good joke, as soon as they discuss gameplay it inevitably gets compared to tf2, and as soon as tf2 gets mentioned everyone remembers what an awful company valve really is.
Anonymous No.718449017 [Report] >>718449202
>>718448962
That's just standard game development. They had to show their hand early because of that TF2nigger.
Anonymous No.718449062 [Report]
>>718448972
Actual discussions of the game goes to /vg/.
Anonymous No.718449096 [Report]
>>718448962
Valve is a private company with no corporate structure and Steam earns them a fortune so they have no need to pursue anything for the sake of profit.
Thus they only make passion projects.
Anonymous No.718449202 [Report]
>>718449017
First they came for artifact anon ani I said nothing because artifact is shit.
Then they came for tf2 anon and I said nothing because... actually, fuck that, fuck you, tf2 anon is a pillar of his and our community, and I hope you goddamn seattlites all get the rope
Anonymous No.718449513 [Report] >>718449819
>>718448676
The more I see what Deadlock is turning out to be, the more I realize how stellar HL3 is gonna look like.
Anonymous No.718449681 [Report] >>718449754
>>718439553
>Second redesign already
Huh?
I haven't played in forever. Did I miss the drop of the ratgoyle portrait model or did they update it without dropping the moe one?
Anonymous No.718449754 [Report] >>718449843
>>718449681
the moe one was always a leak and we haven't seen any other pictures other than that portrait
Anonymous No.718449819 [Report] >>718451102
>>718448394
>>718449513
It's like the old Arkane has been reborn
Anonymous No.718449843 [Report]
>>718449754
Shame. I really wanted to see what it was like.
This one is good too however.
Anonymous No.718449864 [Report] >>718449907 >>718449929
What I'm wondering is what the fuck is this gonna be for?
Anonymous No.718449896 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
The microsecond that Valve pulls the plug on tf2rannies and their cancerous grooming "community" is when I'll actually paypig on their games.
Anonymous No.718449907 [Report]
>>718449864
Dorman ultimate.
Anonymous No.718449929 [Report]
>>718449864
Isn't that Door Man's ult? He banishes you there, and I think you have to walk to the end, and then as you do, voices kinda fuck with your character.

It's just a really elaborate Astral Imprisonment from Dota.
Anonymous No.718450023 [Report] >>718450347
>come back
>wall jumping is automatic now
I like it, but at the same time I loved being able to master it and people can't follow me so easily.
Anonymous No.718450085 [Report]
>>718439553
i actually like it a lot, way more than the other redesign that's been leaked before
i'd just make the front row of teeth wider, it looks a bit weird rn
Anonymous No.718450139 [Report] >>718450595
>>718443420
Not even dotafags say that and it's direct competition
Anonymous No.718450212 [Report]
>>718448726
I thought this was about >>718448559 at first because I don't know anyone's names except Ivy
Kinda disappointed, that would have been funny
Anonymous No.718450273 [Report]
Deadlock is unironically the hardest and most complicated game in the world to play at the very highest level. When it's out and if it gets popular it's gonna be so fucking kino.
Anonymous No.718450347 [Report]
>>718450023
I think you get a better jump if you hold the right direction.
Anonymous No.718450376 [Report]
>>718439553
an improvement over the one that looked like a cat but her original goblina form was perfect, everything since has been a downgrade
Anonymous No.718450419 [Report] >>718450532
>mo and kill's name's font
>mo's name is as big as krill's to show that they are equals
Valve didn't have to cook so hard on just the character names, but they did, anyway.
Anonymous No.718450476 [Report] >>718450536
>cook
>kino
Anonymous No.718450532 [Report] >>718450606
>>718450419
which one is maurice?
Anonymous No.718450536 [Report]
>>718450476
kino is 4chan lingo, cook is zoomerspeak though.
Anonymous No.718450595 [Report]
>>718450139
You're purposefully obfuscating the situation.
Dota players noticed Dota 2 being abandoned and actively ruined, played one game of deadcock and immediately understood that valve isn't voluntarily ruining their games, it's the natural outcome of the company having a competency crisis.
You can't get a bag of bricks to fix a leaking ship.
Anonymous No.718450606 [Report] >>718450796
>>718450532
maurice is the big guy (UUUU)
Anonymous No.718450750 [Report]
>>718448694
It's hardly the butch sidecut you see forced everywhere, if that's what you mean.
Anonymous No.718450796 [Report]
>>718450606
so Krill holds the gun.
Anonymous No.718450957 [Report]
>>718439553
very transcoded
Anonymous No.718451080 [Report] >>718451175 >>718455039
WERE SO BACK XIZTERS!!! LETS FREAKING GOOOOOO
Anonymous No.718451102 [Report]
>>718449819
Valve did hire some Arkane people after the Austin branch ceased to exist.

Specifically the art team IIRC.
Anonymous No.718451175 [Report] >>718451237 >>718451257 >>718451285 >>718451318 >>718460751 >>718493491
>>718451080
>Already back down below 20k
Jesus this game just can't hold onto players. It just doesn't connect with the masses.
Anonymous No.718451237 [Report]
>>718451175
the "game" isn't even out yet
Anonymous No.718451257 [Report] >>718451306
>>718451175
it's too hard for the everage zoomer
Anonymous No.718451285 [Report]
>>718451175
They literally didn't even advertise the update. You have to already know about the game to know about the update, and there's no game journos paid to talk about it.
Anonymous No.718451306 [Report]
>>718451257
*average
Anonymous No.718451318 [Report]
>>718451175
peak deadlock hours are in EU and they're dripfeeding the heroes every 3 days
Anonymous No.718451386 [Report]
>>718439553
Now remove the nose ring and put on a shirt.
Anonymous No.718451483 [Report]
>Paige's voice is generic white girl
Kinda sad as the design is peak and the Brooklyn placeholder added style, but the voice isn't bad as I guess it fits her more albeit generically.
Anonymous No.718451484 [Report]
Deadlock, emphasis on the "dead"
Anonymous No.718451485 [Report] >>718451809
Funny Creature
Anonymous No.718451579 [Report] >>718451653
Why pick the grimy ass 20’s for a setting
Are there any Polio-themed characters. Do you fight in The Great Gatsby’s mansion?
Anonymous No.718451653 [Report]
>>718451579
Art deco is the peak of visual arts.
Anonymous No.718451809 [Report]
>>718451485
disgusting vile wing rat (my wife)
Anonymous No.718451841 [Report]
>>718439553
Anonymous No.718451863 [Report]
>>718447361
would mating press the book girl
Anonymous No.718451917 [Report]
>>718439553
Humans just don't do it for me anymore
Anonymous No.718451969 [Report] >>718455574 >>718469608
>>718448726
>fuck her
Don't mind if I do
Anonymous No.718452075 [Report] >>718452196 >>718452201 >>718452764
>>718437510 (OP)
Gonna be real, I wish they hadn't cutesyfied her. Not everything needs to be an anime girl.
Anonymous No.718452196 [Report] >>718452412 >>718473752
>>718452075
that art is disgusting and I can tell whoever drew it is into scat
Anonymous No.718452201 [Report]
>>718452075
Performative attraction
Anonymous No.718452218 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
she should actually look and dress like this in game
Anonymous No.718452412 [Report]
>>718452196
lies and slander
that artist has drawn ZERO scat images

figures you have shit on your mind though
Anonymous No.718452764 [Report]
>>718452075
sex
Anonymous No.718452848 [Report] >>718452886 >>718453176 >>718453661
ivybros won or lost?
Anonymous No.718452886 [Report] >>718452997
>>718452848
Won. Valve somehow found a way to satisfy both the monsterfuckers and the cute-ified Ivy supporters.
Anonymous No.718452909 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>Couple of years
Try months.
Anonymous No.718452997 [Report]
>>718452886
>just make it look like a gargoyle still, but smiling
it was that simple
Anonymous No.718452998 [Report]
>>718448694
>That Hairstyle
>ponytail with bangs
????
Anonymous No.718453045 [Report]
this is accurate now
Anonymous No.718453060 [Report]
leave them alone furgroids. go back to your wild assault and animal crossing.
Anonymous No.718453069 [Report]
>>718447310
Wedlock.
Anonymous No.718453085 [Report]
>>718447310
Deadgroid
Anonymous No.718453176 [Report] >>718454887
>>718452848
Won. She's a little cuter now but they didn't go full mousified like in the leak. Honestly it's pretty inline with how she tends to be adapted in fanart.
Anonymous No.718453374 [Report]
>>718439553
I think this part of the new Ivy is neat.
Anonymous No.718453553 [Report]
>>718447178
The widow's peak sorta grew on me desu. I liked that she had more of a mane than an actual head of hair; felt more monstery. I do see why they'd change it though.
Anonymous No.718453661 [Report]
>>718452848
About drew even I'd say
Anonymous No.718454273 [Report]
>>718440560
Huge cock or don't bother.
Anonymous No.718454483 [Report] >>718454753
>>718448694
You are deranged
Anonymous No.718454592 [Report]
>>718448694
>That Hairstyle
... a ponytail?
Anonymous No.718454667 [Report]
I remember how everyone called the game DOA because the wip models looked ugly in the unfinished game
Anonymous No.718454753 [Report] >>718455634 >>718475000 >>718490813
>>718454483
No I mean, overly bouffant
You know exactly what I mean
Very tumblr
Anonymous No.718454887 [Report] >>718463475
>>718453176
>Brooklyn
UH OH.
Anonymous No.718454941 [Report] >>718455673
>Ivy re-redesign is better but worse than the original
>Lash redesign looks like shit
>Geist redesign looks like shit
>Vindicta redesign looks like shit
>McGinnis is fine but they seriously missed an opportunity to make her look like the comic
Why can't they just polish models without making them worse?
Anonymous No.718455024 [Report] >>718456549
>>718439553
Better look at her
Anonymous No.718455039 [Report]
>>718451080
NUMBERS
>NUMBERS
Anonymous No.718455121 [Report] >>718455590
>>718448694
meds
Anonymous No.718455251 [Report] >>718459397
>SAAR SAAR PLEASE REDEEM DEADLOCK SAAR
Anonymous No.718455490 [Report] >>718455713
>>718437510 (OP)
Why does a game set in 1920s New York have the racial demographics of 2020s New York instead of 1920s New York? Also Ivy is cute and the only redeeming factor of this game
Anonymous No.718455574 [Report] >>718475082
>>718448798
>>718451969
She'd ruin you financially btw
Anonymous No.718455590 [Report]
>>718455121
You know exactly what I mean. The poofter lock. Abrams, Lash, McGinnes, Doorman, Mirage, Pocket - all have the poof lock.
Anonymous No.718455632 [Report]
>>718439553
Thats it, I'm coming back to the game. Anything I should know so I don't get yelled at by Russians? Maybe the location of the mute button?
Anonymous No.718455634 [Report]
>>718454753
You are deranged
Anonymous No.718455673 [Report]
>>718454941
>wrong
>correct
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
Anonymous No.718455713 [Report]
>>718455490
There are more white people than any other group.
Anonymous No.718455789 [Report]
>>718439553
REALLY dont love the male pecs
Anonymous No.718456549 [Report] >>718456683
>>718455024
why she smilin all the damn time
Anonymous No.718456683 [Report] >>718456890
>>718456549
she knows something you dont
Anonymous No.718456890 [Report] >>718458102 >>718464642
>>718456683
Which is...?
Anonymous No.718457003 [Report]
>>718448559
Oh damn, the leg.
Anonymous No.718457149 [Report] >>718457357
>>718447361
>please make porn of our game please please please we're just like overwatch and marvel!!!!!
Anonymous No.718457357 [Report]
>>718457149
I can't draw, so I'll just wait for a Paige LoRA and generate slop.
Anonymous No.718457867 [Report] >>718457990
>>718437510 (OP)
she's so cute in this pic bros I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED HER
Anonymous No.718457990 [Report] >>718458435
>>718457867
She stinks
Anonymous No.718458102 [Report] >>718458363 >>718458609
>>718456890
she has a crush on you
Anonymous No.718458129 [Report]
>>718439553
.......I don't like it? She looks worse imo.
Anonymous No.718458363 [Report]
>>718458102
W-what?
Anonymous No.718458397 [Report]
>>718437548
la goblina (forma de piedra)
Anonymous No.718458435 [Report]
>>718457990
sniff
Anonymous No.718458549 [Report] >>718458717 >>718458835 >>718461532
>Doorman says to Ivy that one of her close family member will die in five years
>and she can do nothing to stop this

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.718458553 [Report] >>718459990 >>718464727 >>718474437 >>718490148
Anonymous No.718458592 [Report] >>718458752
>>718448962
Despite their reputation Valve can turn their game around really quickly if they actually put their minds to it. They've been doing these quick development 180s since HL1.
Anonymous No.718458609 [Report]
>>718458102
I guess I should learn how to salsa dance now
Anonymous No.718458634 [Report]
>>718448461
please bite me
Anonymous No.718458717 [Report]
>>718458549
What a cunt. What's his deal?
Anonymous No.718458726 [Report]
Anonymous No.718458752 [Report] >>718459093
>>718458592
Didn't save Artifact. Underlords is understandable since they never gave a shit about autochess to begin with.
Anonymous No.718458835 [Report]
>>718458549
man's too based
Anonymous No.718458907 [Report] >>718459138 >>718459290
>>718437510 (OP)
It's just a boring hero shooter with ugly Sweet Baby Inc. heroes (Ivy is being forced by autists who think they are funny) and a single shitty map.
Development also takes too long and in seemingly wrong direction.
We hoped for Dota 2 + TF2 game changer, but got Dota Underlords + Artifact flop that was too late for the train and to poorly executed to keep people interested.
Anonymous No.718459093 [Report]
>>718458752
Artifact was doomed since the beginning anyway. That infamous booing video at TI sealed its fate before it was even born.
Anonymous No.718459123 [Report]
>>718442575
Mental illness and jewish brainwashing
Anonymous No.718459138 [Report] >>718459183 >>718459250
>>718458907
wtf I love sweet baby inc now?
Anonymous No.718459183 [Report]
>>718459138
She is like 150 years old you sick fuck
Anonymous No.718459250 [Report] >>718459290 >>718459304
>>718459138
They're not even working on Deadlock
Anonymous No.718459290 [Report]
>>718458907
>>718459250
Sweet Baby worked on Neon Prime
Anonymous No.718459304 [Report]
>>718459250
Valve fired them when SBI thought up Neon Prime and just straight up started over.
Anonymous No.718459356 [Report]
>see cute girls
>instantly think of playing the game
Seek help
Anonymous No.718459397 [Report]
>>718455251
>modeled after the artist
Many such cases.
Anonymous No.718459579 [Report]
I still like the original design the most...

She looked like a stone statue come to life, this one has too many fine details, too organic, not carved from stone.
Anonymous No.718459894 [Report]
>>718439553
I think they need to make her more feminine for me to want to fuck her. BUT she's cute like a retarded pug I guess.
Anonymous No.718459990 [Report] >>718460123
>>718458553
What is this supposed to mean?
Anonymous No.718460008 [Report]
Erotic limestone...
Anonymous No.718460020 [Report]
>>718439553
Why does she look like Yoda now
Anonymous No.718460123 [Report] >>718460149 >>718460474 >>718460582 >>718461190 >>718463036 >>718474776
>>718459990
You know TUMBLR NOSE?

Well get ready for POOFTER LOCK
Anonymous No.718460149 [Report] >>718460221
>>718460123
What's poofter?
Anonymous No.718460221 [Report] >>718460243
>>718460149
What do you mean what is poofter? It means faggot
Anonymous No.718460243 [Report] >>718460574
>>718460221
Sorry, I'm ESL.
Anonymous No.718460316 [Report] >>718462130
i wish ivy would put her feet on my face
Anonymous No.718460335 [Report]
Schizobabble.
Anonymous No.718460474 [Report] >>718460550 >>718460582 >>718463448 >>718484978
>>718460123
So Disco Elysium is Tumblr?
Anonymous No.718460550 [Report]
>>718460474
Yeah man
Anonymous No.718460574 [Report]
>>718460243
So are the Br*tish. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.718460582 [Report]
>>718460123
that's just the nose of a chronic alcoholic
>>718460474
Harry (at least at the start) is a drunkard
Anonymous No.718460751 [Report] >>718485564
>>718451175
Blame Valve for being massively retarded which made them add a super secret beta that is untracked on top of their beta which they ruined feedback-wise by giving invites like crazy last year.
Anonymous No.718461190 [Report]
>>718460123
>Unc still posting the 20 years old boomer memes daily
>Boomer desperately trying to re-feel his glory days by forcing the same meme again

That's kinda sad and pathetic unc, not gunna lie.
Anonymous No.718461407 [Report] >>718461561 >>718461643
Why do you guys want to fuck actually ugly goblin things?
Anonymous No.718461532 [Report]
>>718458549
link?
Anonymous No.718461561 [Report] >>718462198
>>718461407
You know how you catch feelings for the uglier girl in the group because she's more attainable for an average guy like you?

Well, this is that phenomenon to a higher degree
Anonymous No.718461643 [Report] >>718464118
>>718461407
Goblin makes the heart go dokidoki

Or should I say "GobliGobli"
Anonymous No.718462130 [Report] >>718462441
>>718460316
She has talons
Anonymous No.718462170 [Report]
This the thread?
Anonymous No.718462198 [Report]
>>718461561
because hot white anime girls fuck black guys, ugly creatures similar to monster girls such as Ivy.

People love to ruin their genetics with ugly people.
Anonymous No.718462218 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>just like all the other attempts.
Despite Blizzard's best efforts of self-sabotage, Overwatch is still alive
Anonymous No.718462441 [Report]
>>718462130
thats ok
Anonymous No.718462487 [Report] >>718465484
Anonymous No.718462524 [Report]
>>718438018
jesus this gargoyle makes me rock hard
Anonymous No.718462613 [Report]
>718462170
No.
Anonymous No.718462697 [Report] >>718462732
>>718439553
Anonymous No.718462732 [Report]
>>718462697
lol
Anonymous No.718462920 [Report] >>718463336
>>718437510 (OP)
Anonymous No.718463036 [Report] >>718463270
>>718460123
>POOFTER
Are you 80 years old?
Anonymous No.718463270 [Report]
>>718463036
He might just be aussie you fucken yank cunt
Anonymous No.718463336 [Report]
>>718462920
Batista bomb the gremlin and mating press Paradox
Anonymous No.718463384 [Report] >>718463424 >>718463442 >>718463452 >>718464446
>>718437510 (OP)
you're telling me deadlock is still alive?
Anonymous No.718463424 [Report] >>718463452
>>718463384
yuuuuge update yesterday
Anonymous No.718463442 [Report] >>718463452
>>718463384
it's just getting started
Anonymous No.718463448 [Report]
>>718460474
disco elysium is set during winter, the buildings don't look well insulated, and you already know what harry is like.
it's like the one game where everyone having red noses makes perfect sense.
Anonymous No.718463452 [Report]
>>718463384
>>718463424
>>718463442
>DEADlock
>is alive
Anonymous No.718463475 [Report]
>>718454887
This is a good animation
Anonymous No.718463515 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
i'm 1-4 since the new patch, what the fuck happened
Anonymous No.718463525 [Report] >>718464383
Anonymous No.718464101 [Report] >>718464209 >>718464265 >>718464325 >>718465027 >>718487362
>everyone losing their minds over Ivy
I don't see the appeal.
Anonymous No.718464110 [Report]
Preview of new Deadlock character
Anonymous No.718464118 [Report]
>>718461643
Wait nvm it's just cardiac arrest lol.
Anonymous No.718464209 [Report]
>>718464101
Well you are into men.
Anonymous No.718464263 [Report] >>718464443 >>718469596 >>718481368
ivybros?
Anonymous No.718464265 [Report]
>>718464101
I always like fugly fuckers but for some reason really hate that bitch.
Anonymous No.718464289 [Report] >>718464413 >>718466806
>>718437548
Somehow female even though it has no tits
Anonymous No.718464325 [Report]
>>718464101
Only straight chads will get it
Anonymous No.718464383 [Report]
>>718463525
Did they really give her the pogchamp face?
Anonymous No.718464413 [Report] >>718464475
>>718464289
It's not about the boobs on the outside, it's about the boobs on the inside.
Anonymous No.718464443 [Report]
>>718464263
Victor the
>stonemason
>statue painter
>rock breaker
>brick layer
Anonymous No.718464446 [Report]
>>718463384
Gonna be dead soon unless they canonize the bikini mod for notSadako.
Anonymous No.718464448 [Report] >>718464564
>Valve completely knocked it out of the park with the setting and theme
>stuck in a fucking MOBA

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.718464475 [Report] >>718464632
>>718464413
But i can't touch the "boobs on the inside"
Anonymous No.718464529 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>while TF2 bafflingly lives on
if you want to count idle item droppers making up a majority of the playerbase sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2stmQfv93oQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuxHZm73PU
Anonymous No.718464564 [Report]
>>718464448
This is how it feels to be an ivybro that doesn't play deadlock. One of the shittiest genres imo.
Anonymous No.718464632 [Report]
>>718464475
You touch them with your heart.
Anonymous No.718464642 [Report]
>>718456890
She was once a gargoyle on Epstein's mansion. She saw everything.
Anonymous No.718464727 [Report]
>>718458553
Anonymous No.718465027 [Report]
>>718464101
Nice happy voice gap moe :)
Anonymous No.718465267 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
how is that stone so soft
Anonymous No.718465416 [Report]
They ruined her
Anonymous No.718465484 [Report]
>>718462487
Need a girl who’d wear this in bed for me whilst making bird noises
Anonymous No.718465502 [Report] >>718465727 >>718487041
Ivy de muchos gordo!!!
Anonymous No.718465727 [Report]
>>718465502
Whoaow
Who did she vore?
Anonymous No.718465925 [Report] >>718466614
Anonymous No.718466067 [Report] >>718477907
Its her
Anonymous No.718466171 [Report]
TF2 has been dead for more than a decade
Anonymous No.718466614 [Report]
>>718465925
Anonymous No.718466714 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Topless suspenders on women is such a good and erotic choice.
Anonymous No.718466806 [Report]
>>718464289
>he's never seen a flatner
Anonymous No.718466867 [Report]
>/v/ shilling their latest moba garbage
>check steam stats
>only 28k

nobody wants to play this
Anonymous No.718466978 [Report] >>718467043 >>718470391
Is it still such a cancer to play or did they try to make it more fun? Read: less like a MOBA
Anonymous No.718467043 [Report] >>718467082 >>718467316
>>718466978
It's a fucking multiplayer comp game anon.
Anonymous No.718467069 [Report] >>718467129
>>718440558
>monstersfuckers (like me) like her
>despite being an incredibly ugly ass gargoyle
>trannies immediately self-insert
what did they mean by this
Anonymous No.718467082 [Report] >>718467586
>>718467043
It's a sweaty versus game with like 2 memorable characters.
Anonymous No.718467129 [Report] >>718467313 >>718469665
>>718467069
Looks trannycoded
Anonymous No.718467313 [Report] >>718470303
>>718467129
>ugly = tranny
yes
Anonymous No.718467316 [Report]
>>718467043
Doesn't mean they can't try at least. If it stays the same, no one will play it since most new gamers aren't interested in any MOBA and old ones already have their own to play.
Anonymous No.718467358 [Report] >>718467553
I don't know what it is about the 1920s, modern fantasy aesthetic, but the designs make me want to play this.
Mina is sex
Anonymous No.718467553 [Report]
>>718467358
>preppy highcost gothita vamp
Yes yes she is and the setting is soul
Anonymous No.718467586 [Report]
>>718467082
Based
Anonymous No.718467628 [Report]
>the most soulful setting for the most spulless genre
Why is valve like this
Anonymous No.718468391 [Report] >>718468491 >>718468627
HOLY

FUCKING

SEEEEX
Anonymous No.718468491 [Report]
>>718468391
they better never change her pfp cause it's fucking PERFECT!
Anonymous No.718468627 [Report] >>718468705 >>718468796 >>718468836 >>718469845
>>718468391
What's that on her mouth?
Anonymous No.718468705 [Report]
>>718468627
Me
Anonymous No.718468796 [Report]
>>718468627
Blood from my dick :`(
Anonymous No.718468836 [Report]
>>718468627
obviously blood you fucking idiot
Anonymous No.718468925 [Report] >>718469036
>New patch comes out
>Devs made the characters sexier again
>in 2025
I NEED THIS GAME
Anonymous No.718469036 [Report]
>>718468925
>moba
All yours
Anonymous No.718469147 [Report]
>all those shipping bait lines

They really want the tumblr audience
Anonymous No.718469272 [Report]
>>718439553
does she rly have nips under those pant holder thingies?
Anonymous No.718469596 [Report]
>>718464263
>implying you wouldn't have dinner with franken-Fabio
Anonymous No.718469608 [Report]
>>718451969
sexo
Anonymous No.718469665 [Report]
>>718467129
only trannies call things coded anything
Anonymous No.718469845 [Report]
>>718468627
my blood :)
Anonymous No.718470286 [Report] >>718470580 >>718484425
>>718437510 (OP)
Tf2 has 7-10k real players since meet your match used to have the actual players in game and now afk on the menu to the point redditors cried it made the game look dead so valve had to hide it
It literally has less players than most games you guys call dead
Anonymous No.718470303 [Report] >>718471040
>>718467313
Be honest. Ivy is still prettier than any tranny ever could be because she has only good thoughts in her head. Trannies could never
Anonymous No.718470391 [Report]
>>718466978
Its literally just a moba anon, its competing with league more than any hero shooter
Anonymous No.718470580 [Report] >>718470735 >>718484425
>>718470286
you are just a retard and don't understand that the steamdb numbers aren't all players currently online at x moment, it's all players who were online at some point between x and y time
so if 100k different people opened the game for 1 second over an hour for example it'd show 100k players
most games don't have nearly as many concurrent players at any given instant compared to the steamdb info because it's just not the same measurement, it's just a tf2-specific thing
Anonymous No.718470735 [Report] >>718470859
>>718470580
No anon you fags really are that stupid and thought tf2 was mega popular and actually more popular now than its peak somehow, because you people are stupid, its dead and has been since least love and war.
My theory is delusional hat faggots purposefully have bots up just to make the game look less dead so their items don’t tank in value
Anonymous No.718470859 [Report] >>718471438
>>718470735
your arguments?
>erm no
>schizophrenic made up conspiracy to justify your bias
your concession?
>accepted
Anonymous No.718471040 [Report]
>>718470303
If we only consider outside, physical beauty then there's some trannies prettier. If we consider general likeability or "inside beauty", Ivy mogs every tranny
Anonymous No.718471438 [Report] >>718471940
>>718470859
What arguments do i need to give, this is just the reality of what happened.
Anonymous No.718471940 [Report]
>>718471438
>this is just the reality of what happened.
>my theory is...
stop embarrassing yourself, not even your own posts support what you are saying
Anonymous No.718472645 [Report]
So when we gonna see Ivy's sister?
Anonymous No.718473258 [Report]
They're whining about my wife again...
Anonymous No.718473452 [Report]
>>718439747
Need more Ivy like this
Anonymous No.718473493 [Report] >>718473613 >>718473814
>>718439553
I like really her, however is this the only monster-like character this game is got to offer? that's lame as fuck if they're not committing to more characters like this
Anonymous No.718473613 [Report] >>718473948
>>718473493
Vyper.
Anonymous No.718473687 [Report]
>>718439553
It's alright. I was fine with the more cutesy fanart-like one but you only look at her back anyways.
Anonymous No.718473752 [Report]
>>718452196
Your comment genuinely made me laugh.
Anonymous No.718473814 [Report]
>>718473493
completely non-human:
>viscous, mo, vyper
monstrous humanoids
>billy, drifter, victor
Anonymous No.718473948 [Report] >>718474402
>>718473613
>Vyper
I will buy your game now
Anonymous No.718474146 [Report]
im never playing this "game" but i will continue fapping to the cute gargoyle.
Anonymous No.718474224 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Why do TF2trannies still think this game is supposed to be "competition"? They're not even the same genre and it's made by the same fucking company.

They think it's a TF2 vs. OW1 rivalry which made more sense, but this one is completely irrelevant.
Anonymous No.718474402 [Report]
>>718473948
it will be F2P
Anonymous No.718474437 [Report]
>>718458553
This.
Anonymous No.718474776 [Report]
>>718460123
Meh, I don't care. At least it's not as distracting as tumblr nose.
Anonymous No.718474875 [Report] >>718475768
Can I please, please get a fucking invite?
Anonymous No.718475000 [Report]
>>718454753
>very tumblr
so you can't explain what's wrong with it
Anonymous No.718475082 [Report]
>>718455574
WORTH
Anonymous No.718475768 [Report] >>718475826
>>718474875
post your steam profile cutie
Anonymous No.718475826 [Report]
>>718475768
https://steamcommunity.com/id/reverberata/
Anonymous No.718477592 [Report]
I missed yesterday's threads, what did you guys talk about? I am gonna boot up the game now hopefully I get to play as my wife Mina
Anonymous No.718477907 [Report] >>718479472
>>718466067
>Four trans flags
God they're so fucking obnoxious.
Anonymous No.718479472 [Report]
>>718477907
That's wplace alright.
Anonymous No.718481368 [Report] >>718482274
>>718464263
Why? Wasn't it canon she had a thing for Lash?
Anonymous No.718482274 [Report]
>>718481368
She's a fujo.
She has a thing for every boy.
Anonymous No.718482947 [Report] >>718488615
>>718437510 (OP)
The creature
Anonymous No.718483694 [Report] >>718483996 >>718484194
has todays character come out yet?
Anonymous No.718483996 [Report]
>>718483694
Abrams has come out as trans now.
Anonymous No.718484194 [Report]
>>718483694
1 day and 5 hours from now
it's a hero every other day
Anonymous No.718484315 [Report] >>718484438
>>718439553
Perfect. Now fix the rest of them.
Anonymous No.718484425 [Report]
>>718470580
i've believed same thing but looks like that a lie. But >>718470286 7k players is also wrong because it ignores people on community servers
Anonymous No.718484438 [Report] >>718486040 >>718488069
>>718484315
outside of the obvious stand ins like grey talon/yamato which they have already said these are not their real models. who else needs fixing?
Anonymous No.718484491 [Report]
>>718439553
I like it better than the leak.
I like the little ~almost~ boobies they gave her
Otherwise old Ivy appealed more.
Anonymous No.718484548 [Report]
>>718439553
I think her face needs to be a little more gaunt and the lips need to be pulled back. Looks like she's doing the pog face more than anything, unfortunately
Maybe change her eyes from being cat eyes to human eyes, too? Keep their exact coloration though
Anonymous No.718484978 [Report]
>>718460474
yes, up to and including very surface-level political discourse sailing completely over the heads of 4chan and we spam buzzwords at it because we're angry we don't understand
Anonymous No.718484997 [Report] >>718485791
>>718437510 (OP)
I actually don't think this one will fail as much as people think it will. It might take a little while to get the ball rolling but it will probably make a ton of money. Probably a bellow what Counter strike makes currently.
Anonymous No.718485038 [Report] >>718485605 >>718486106 >>718487103 >>718490353 >>718492189
a valve animator made this btw
Anonymous No.718485301 [Report] >>718485673
>>718439317
https://youtu.be/jIbqSkqtFic?t=164
>you need 500 hours to understand what is going on this game
>it is not for employed people
that is hilarious
Anonymous No.718485564 [Report]
>>718460751
I'll blame Valve, but for making a weak game that nobody wants to play lmao
Anonymous No.718485605 [Report]
>>718485038
based
Anonymous No.718485673 [Report]
>>718485301
no competitive game is for someone that is employed
Anonymous No.718485791 [Report] >>718485856 >>718485882 >>718486153 >>718486304
>>718484997
"It becomes good/coherent 500 hours in" games do not take off
Anonymous No.718485856 [Report] >>718486063
>>718485791
dota2 and league took off pretty well
Anonymous No.718485882 [Report] >>718486063
>>718485791
the entire moba genre is right there
Anonymous No.718485885 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Infinite amounts of money to make a game in any genre or even create a new genre and they decide to make a fucking moba, What a fucking retarded waste
Anonymous No.718486040 [Report]
>>718484438
>outside of the obvious stand ins like grey talon/yamato
If so, then Lash and Shiv look too GAAAAYYY.
Anonymous No.718486063 [Report] >>718486139 >>718486225
>>718485856
>>718485882
>dota is a corpse
>league is a complete faceroll game
Try again
Anonymous No.718486106 [Report]
>>718485038
they really get to just do whatever over at valve hq huh
Anonymous No.718486130 [Report]
How fast will Valve fuck this game up with hatboxes?
Anonymous No.718486139 [Report]
>>718486063
>N-NO NOT THOSE GAMES THAT HAVE HIGH PLAYER COUNTS AND MAKES MILLIONS EVERY YEAR
Anonymous No.718486153 [Report]
>>718485791
A subtle but major misunderstanding.
The game doesn't get good 500 hours in, YOU get good 500 hours in.
This kind of shit is why mobas took off BTW. there's always something new, some new strat or shenanigan.
Of course Lol and Dota2 have been around so long that loads of people have those 500+ hours and are now playing optimally but that doesn't change that the "honeymoon" period lasts longer with MOBAs thanks to all the shit thrown at the wall.
Anonymous No.718486202 [Report] >>718487307
Map looks fucking beautiful now
Anonymous No.718486225 [Report]
>>718486063
they made gorillion dolars a year for more than a decade and will probably keep on doing so, just a little less than usual.
Anonymous No.718486228 [Report] >>718486307 >>718486317 >>718486408
this is a dead game according to /v/ - video games
Anonymous No.718486304 [Report]
>>718485791
It's a waste of time trying to explain this to people. The OP mentions TF2 but there's other games similar to it like Fortnite in the sense that they're very accessible, it's immediately obvious how you play them (with some nuances deeper in) and therefore those games are fun immediately. Games like Dota were like this once but have since been made incomprehensible, bleeding it of players. Deadlock was never comprehensible if you aren't a massive loser with tons of free time. It's so insanely convoluted that you have to be delusional to think it will succeed, which is probably why it's been sitting in alpha-alpha-beta-beta-alpha-beta until something hits the market and Valve can plagiarize it.
Anonymous No.718486307 [Report]
>>718486228
tortanic mind broke this place, like a hentai protag who cums too hard
Anonymous No.718486317 [Report]
>>718486228
No it's a shit game unlike Deadlock. Get the fuck out and make your own threads with leagueniggers.
Anonymous No.718486408 [Report]
>>718486228
Wow 1 million players? it must be an amazing experience discussed on /v/ all the time, and not a daycare for south americans and slavs
Anonymous No.718486456 [Report] >>718486480
I DONT CARE ABOUT MOBA
JUST DEADLOCK
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anonymous No.718486480 [Report] >>718486662 >>718486734
>>718486456
Deadlock pretty much is a MOBA
Anonymous No.718486662 [Report] >>718486738
>>718486480
>pretty much
It is a moba, just third person shooter instead of isometric RTS.
They should make a turn based MOBA. I wanna see what that'd be.
Anonymous No.718486734 [Report]
>>718486480
YEAH BUT I CAN SHOOT THINGS NOT POINT AND CLICK ON A TABLE ITS AWESOME
Anonymous No.718486738 [Report] >>718486804
>>718486662
>They should make a turn based MOBA. I wanna see what that'd be.
Anonymous No.718486804 [Report] >>718486903
>>718486738
Be honest, never played it, I assumed it was like Gwent or hearthstone.
Anonymous No.718486903 [Report] >>718487863
>>718486804
I played it, and was one of like 4 people who liked it. It had a lot of problems, but if valve just made it F2P and put some effort it then it would have made them some easy income.
Anonymous No.718487041 [Report]
>>718465502
For me, it's the bubble butt.
Anonymous No.718487103 [Report] >>718487139
>>718485038
>a valve animator made this btw
Source?
Anonymous No.718487139 [Report]
>>718487103
Source 2 actually.
Anonymous No.718487307 [Report]
>>718486202
Source 2 is shaping up really nicely now.
Anonymous No.718487362 [Report]
>>718464101
I genuinely miss Seven's long ass hilarious death scream that was removed for no apparent reasoning.
Anonymous No.718487414 [Report]
I hope they add a casual game mode.
Anonymous No.718487863 [Report] >>718490402
>>718486903
>f2p
>income
Anonymous No.718488012 [Report]
>>718447298
>green anon
fuck off back to your containment board
Anonymous No.718488047 [Report] >>718488186 >>718488324 >>718488636 >>718488804 >>718489320 >>718490065
>open up a build in game
>no idea wtf I'm looking at, what anything does or how I should spend my money

This game is extremely complicated to get into and I don't want to sit around and memorize what every item does before I even start playing
Anonymous No.718488069 [Report]
>>718484438
the magician
Anonymous No.718488186 [Report] >>718488621
>>718488047
It's alpha and the game seems to assume you're used to MOBAs. They will add the bells and whistles of helping new players later.

But even then, the items tell you what they do so it's not like you're completely in the dark.
Anonymous No.718488324 [Report] >>718493282
>>718488047
The biggest hurdle here is that it's not clear that which character/abilities scale better with GUN or
Anonymous No.718488578 [Report]
>>718447624
>As a reward for gap closing
i can't think of any scenario in mechabreak where gap closing is actually difficult in the first place.
Anonymous No.718488615 [Report]
>>718482947
>the empty cups flopping forwards because she has no tits
DIAMONDS
Anonymous No.718488621 [Report] >>718488696
>>718488186
NTA but
>sit there reading the item
>"report ShitSlayerXX afk"
>get banned
Anonymous No.718488636 [Report]
>>718488047
all you have to do is read and think to yourself
>hmmmm will this be good for me in the current state of this match?
i swear to god you faggots cannot do anything.
Anonymous No.718488696 [Report] >>718488927
>>718488621
>valve game
>getting banned
lol? the only time you get actually banned is if you leave games. how new are you
Anonymous No.718488804 [Report]
>>718488047
It's far simplified when it comes to macrogame and knowledge compared to Dota, replaced with aiming and movement skill.
You are like little baby
Anonymous No.718488927 [Report] >>718488980 >>718489179
>>718488696
>consume the valveslop or you're new
I kekd, nice bait
Anonymous No.718488980 [Report]
>>718488927
>gets corrected
>instantly has to deflect
Anonymous No.718489179 [Report] >>718489497 >>718490001
>>718488927
Why are you so desperate to one up and "win" an argument when none exists, it's simply something you don't know about
The only reason you can get punished in Valve games is openly throwing the game, use any slur you want, describe in detail how your Ukrainian pos 5 that instapicked Pudge to afk in trees and miss hooks should have his shithole apartment hit by a missile, and nothing happens.
Anonymous No.718489320 [Report]
>>718488047
There are lines in the game that say "hey that enemy gamer is dominating, buy a counter item dumbass"
Anonymous No.718489497 [Report]
>>718489179
>Ukrainian pos 5 that instapicked Pudge to afk in trees and miss hooks should have his shithole apartment hit by a missile
Too specific. Hope you don't get more shitters like this anon. No one deserves this more than like twice a week.
Anonymous No.718489739 [Report]
>>718448461
Is she straight?
Anonymous No.718489921 [Report]
Lore wise, does the ritual happen once a week, once a year, or once ever?
I like the idea that it happens once ever, with the winning patron ascending to godhood to rein terror on earth
Anonymous No.718489950 [Report] >>718490653
>>718448726
Was her fiance Pocket?
Anonymous No.718490001 [Report]
>>718489179
>so desperate
You have written about three times as many words as I have now, seethe nigger
Anonymous No.718490065 [Report] >>718490401
>>718488047
how about you read the fucking items
Anonymous No.718490094 [Report] >>718491110
>>718437510 (OP)
It's fine for the game's main mode to have some comp focus, but without more relaxed and casual side modes or alternate methods of play, nobody's barring an ever shrinking group will want to get invested enough to play.
More relaxed and casual play groups throw a wider net that can have more comp minded people get to the skill floor and realize they may enjoy comp. Without that mosy people, even the ones it may click with will get filtered after doing what feels like nothing every match.

TF2'S default clusterfuck of a tiny map with 32 players allows for both the sticky surfing, double donking monster demo and the first time player soldier that's clueless about rocket jumping to coexist in the same place and still have fun. Deadlock... not so much.
Anonymous No.718490148 [Report] >>718490187
>>718458553
You're triggered by bangs?
Anonymous No.718490187 [Report]
>>718490148
t. pooftah
Anonymous No.718490246 [Report]
If they add crates it'll live.
They're hemming and hawing about it but we all know it's coming.
Anonymous No.718490353 [Report]
>>718485038
SEVERELY doubt it.
Anonymous No.718490401 [Report]
>>718490065
how about I play a game that isnt made for faggots
Anonymous No.718490402 [Report] >>718505713
>>718487863
>dota 2
>tf2
>no income
Anonymous No.718490493 [Report] >>718490621
It already died, what are you smoking?
That leak fucked it over, it had it's peak of players, but with 0 progression systems, growth, and the game changing an enormous amount every couple weeks made most people lose interest.
They never should have opened it up the way they did, but they did, and now it's already made it's impresion.
Anonymous No.718490621 [Report]
>>718490493
>and the game changing an enormous amount every couple weeks made most people lose interest.
Huh?
At worst this made people realize it was an alpha and they should wait for release if they want a finished product
Anonymous No.718490653 [Report]
>>718489950
Yes, confirmed from her voicelines.
She doesn't know it's him though.
Anonymous No.718490676 [Report] >>718490712 >>718490714 >>718490758 >>718490830 >>718490863 >>718492001 >>718496034 >>718506861
besides Valve label, what does this game do that Battleborn didn't 10 years ago?
Anonymous No.718490712 [Report]
>>718490676
Be a good game
Anonymous No.718490714 [Report]
>>718490676
be fun
Anonymous No.718490729 [Report]
not shit the bed
Anonymous No.718490758 [Report]
>>718490676
Have Abrams
Anonymous No.718490813 [Report]
>>718454753
dude she looks like a sexier version of mrs frizzle, a show that was on in the 90s
Anonymous No.718490830 [Report]
>>718490676
it's fun
Anonymous No.718490863 [Report]
>>718490676
didn't play battleborn, does it have dashing and melee/parrying?
Anonymous No.718491110 [Report]
>>718490094
A koth and a payload test map were datamined a while ago.
Anonymous No.718492001 [Report]
>>718490676
I have no horse in this race but deadlock looks coherent in its level design, all these first person mobas just look like the equivalent of that hyenas game. Bunch of colorful wacky slop tossed around at the screen with no real consideration or passion.
Anonymous No.718492189 [Report]
>>718485038
Based, hope they make more of it
Anonymous No.718493043 [Report]
>>718437548
That's a rock
Anonymous No.718493282 [Report]
>>718488324
Every character scales off both gun and spirit. Even Haze gets bonus magazine size from spirit and she is basically an exclusive gun user with an ult that scales off gun.
Anonymous No.718493491 [Report]
>>718451175
it's still invite only my guy
Anonymous No.718493973 [Report]
The most fun I had playing Deadlock was when the aids spirit Yamato refresher ult build was good. God it was so kino.
Anonymous No.718494240 [Report]
>>718437640
It literally isn't simply because it's by the same developer.

But if you can't see why the game isn't going to invite comparisons to tf2. Especially because it's from the same developer. Then it is you that is retarded.
Anonymous No.718494375 [Report]
>>718443420
The cope about TF2 is genuinely unreal, like we knew for years that most of its playerbase are bots. I remember when the bot shit was at its worst, you could literally see when the botnet server got turned off, as playercounts would drop by 90% for 30 minutes every day at the exact same time in the middle of the night.
Anonymous No.718495007 [Report] >>718510030
>>718443826
>If they had to blame anybody then blame Dota and CS
They do.

Deadlock is a reminder of how dota basically killed valve creatively (yes that's reasonable to say, you can outright pinpoint dota 2 as the point valve stopped making interesting games with alyx being the only remote exception). Of course that's going to prompt disgust. The problem is you've confused disgust with blame.
Anonymous No.718495362 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
>just like all the other attempts.
valve hasn't made any other attempts
deadlock is nothing like tf2
if anything, i'd say not even other companies actually attempted to copy tf2's gameplay, i don't understand why considering how enduring it proved to be
Anonymous No.718495364 [Report] >>718495654
Does the goat guy have a model yet?
Anonymous No.718495654 [Report] >>718496306
>>718495364
Yes and also voicelines. He and Vyper used to be fuck buddies
Anonymous No.718496034 [Report]
>>718490676
Battleborn was ‘we made a first-person MOBA but simplified it and slowed everything down so it wouldn’t overwhelm players’
Deadlock is ‘we made a third-person MOBA and made gameplay faster and more complex because fuck it players can handle it’
Anonymous No.718496306 [Report] >>718496921 >>718498164 >>718506008
>>718495654
I see, judging by the last model Ivy got I think the final art style looks promising, gotta check on this dude again in a few months.
Also wtf
Anonymous No.718496921 [Report]
>>718496306
Vyper is pretty much a shameless slut
Anonymous No.718498164 [Report]
>>718496306
this fella is several decades ahead of the curve
Anonymous No.718502907 [Report] >>718504251 >>718506092
So when are they making this canon
Anonymous No.718503460 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
uuuh
Anonymous No.718504251 [Report]
>>718502907
Listen, I like blueberry stuff, but I dunno how applicable it is to the flying rat.
Anonymous No.718505713 [Report] >>718515997
>>718490402
both of those things are full of microtransactions, not just f2p
Anonymous No.718506008 [Report] >>718517615 >>718517975
>>718496306
>it's just a human body with a goat head
Lame.
Anonymous No.718506092 [Report]
>>718502907
Blueberryfags get the rope.
I wish I could erase that book and movie from history just to stop blueberryniggers from ever existing.
Anonymous No.718506861 [Report]
>>718490676
have good gameplay
Anonymous No.718510030 [Report] >>718513289
>>718495007
>The problem is you've confused disgust with blame.
Have I? Because judging by this thread, I see plenty of blame.
Anonymous No.718511429 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
You said that last year
Anonymous No.718513289 [Report] >>718514193
>>718510030
Where?
Anonymous No.718514193 [Report] >>718514569
>>718513289
This thread, retard. Try reading.
Anonymous No.718514569 [Report] >>718515945
>>718514193
Again, you've confused disgust with blame. The fact you can't pinpoint a post that is unambiguously blaming deadlock instead of merely disgusted by it demonstrates that.
Anonymous No.718515945 [Report] >>718517561
>>718514569
I'm doing the work for an illiterate retard, it's right there. Do it yourself.
Anonymous No.718515997 [Report]
>>718505713
f2p card games still let you buy packs and cosmetics. MTG arena just added some big bundles to their store today.
Anonymous No.718517561 [Report]
>>718515945
You can't expect someone to search for something they don't think exists. You're apparently too retarded to understand burden of proof.

Fact is every post I can see talking negatively about Deadlock is merely disgust. If this thread was filled with people explicitly blaming the game for anything then it would have been the easiest thing for you to point to a post. The fact that you can't proves it isn't filled with blame.
Anonymous No.718517615 [Report]
>>718506008
this
not even goat hooves, fuck off
Anonymous No.718517975 [Report]
>>718506008
maybe they'll fix it in the 4 remodels he'll probably get before release
Anonymous No.718519529 [Report] >>718520038
Is this a good abram's build?
Anonymous No.718520038 [Report]
>>718519529
Swap trophy collector for cultist sacrifice
Anonymous No.718522620 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.718522858 [Report] >>718522931 >>718523534 >>718523683 >>718523980 >>718525178 >>718525736
drop deadlock art request
Anonymous No.718522931 [Report] >>718524124
>>718522858
Paige PAWG
Anonymous No.718523126 [Report] >>718523236
>>718437510 (OP)
What deadlock themed tf2 cosmetics should valve add to spark interest in deadlock?
Anonymous No.718523236 [Report]
>>718523126
Mini Krill for Heavy
Anonymous No.718523483 [Report]
>>718439553
it's a good compromise between the hard to look at first model and the moe leak
Anonymous No.718523534 [Report]
>>718522858
Paige and Abrams swapping books
Anonymous No.718523683 [Report] >>718524124
>>718522858
Paige's fat ass being groped by Bejita.
Anonymous No.718523980 [Report] >>718524124
>>718522858
Paige with the fattest fucking ass known to man
Anonymous No.718524124 [Report] >>718524641
>>718522931
>>718523683
>>718523980
stop acting like a bunch of hindu
Anonymous No.718524143 [Report]
>>718437510 (OP)
Would you really call the state of tf2 living?
Anonymous No.718524641 [Report]
>>718524124
close up of ivy and anons arms as they hold hands infront of the beach. interlocked fingers
Anonymous No.718524735 [Report]
>>718439553
Much better, she was too ugly at first, too cute with the leaked design but this hits a good middlespot.
Anonymous No.718525178 [Report]
>>718522858
Ivy peeling a flattened Paige off her giant ass
Anonymous No.718525736 [Report]
>>718522858
Ivy wearing a cute dress while waiting for a date
Anonymous No.718527424 [Report] >>718527932 >>718528032
>>718439553
trannies really do ruin everything
Anonymous No.718527932 [Report]
>>718527424
Her current design is her best one yet, perfect middle ground between too ugly (first iteration) and too cute (the one you just posted).
Anonymous No.718528032 [Report]
>>718527424
She needs to be a little ugly, thats part of the appeal.