Thread 718501612

Is the Switch 2 the best console ever conceived?

>>718501612 (OP)
Meh the novelty has worn off for me. I found it amazing when the Switch 1 came out and I could finally get cucked by Javarius while playing super mario odyssey on the cuck chair

newest is always best, so it's best until new one comes out

>>718501612 (OP)
no
the switch 2 lite will be

>>718501896
kys

Nah, that would be the Wii U. Some of the most successful switch games were ports or sequels to Wii U games.

>>718501612 (OP)
All the golems will still buy it, as they're told/programmed to.

>>718501612 (OP)
screen sux

>game key carts
no

>>718501612 (OP)
>LCD screens in 2025
>shit tier battery life
>online still sucks

no I'll buy one once the first 2 gets fixed with a revision

>>718502281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTnD0AJQc2k
The entire Switch lineup had no soul.

>>718501612 (OP)
the hardware is pretty great, improve pixel response time or add oled screen, add hall effect sticks, and it's close to perfection
but even as it is now, it's still very good design
if the games will follow, it surely will become the new peak for nintendo

>muh screen
how to identify a snoy

>>718502706
OLED sucks shit, no burn in for me thanks.

>>718501612 (OP)
Quite possibly yes. It's only two months but it's already my dream video game system.

>>718501612 (OP)
I feel like the Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 will be the only gaming hardware needed for gaming in the future. It's time for PlayStation and Xbox to go.

>>718501612 (OP)
Mario kart world is an objective downgrade from 8 deluxe.

>>718502852
You're not wrong, desu. The Switch’s launch lineup had charm, but after that it started sliding into port hell and safe sequels. Everything feels like it’s been algorithmically smoothed out to appeal to the widest possible audience. Even the “big” titles feel like they’re just budgeted mobile games with a fresh paint job. The soul left when Nintendo stopped taking risks and started milking nostalgia like it was a Pokémon Center vending machine.

no
it's among the worst
cheap non oled screen
battery fit for a phone
non hall effect controllers
cheap soc made with 2020 silicon

>>718501612 (OP)
Of course! It's got...

>>718517510
Yeah, ignoring the original metascores, the Nintendo Switch's lineup is pretty dire.

>>718520124
inb4 "but it worked for SoNy"
Did not. They're dead.

>>718520248
The PS5 lineup isn't much better, but at least it has God of War.

>>718501612 (OP)
>no games
I dont think so

>>718501612 (OP)
got mogged by the Steam Deck three years ago

>>718507138
How? UMPCs already beat it in power and the gap will only grow each year

>>718501612 (OP)
NO
GAMES

>>718501612 (OP)
no games

no gaemz

>>718501612 (OP)
no, that would be the GameCube

>>718518016
>cheap non oled screen
thank god

>>718521989
>>718525091
>>718525227
>>718525304
Switch has a lot of games

>>718525308
they gave it a handle to pitch it in the trash

>>718527281
imagine caring about blacks LMAO

>>718501612 (OP)
That title goes to the N64

>>718527432
yeah, i care about the screen quality and not having to look at the screen that has the worst ghosting in recent history
chinkphones for $200 ship with oled now but nintendo needs to cut every corner on their goyim

>>718527281
The right circle has a goatee like most losers in real life.

that would be this guy

>>718526807
Switch 2 has no AAA exclusive

> Mario Kart World

downgrade, AAB at best

> Donkey Kong Bananzo

its great but not AAA

> Metroid Prime 4

its not released and it looks more of the same. The magic genderqueer gestures things is pedestrian

I bought a SW2 and I'm sure we'll see something eventually

>>718529265
>Switch 2 has no AAA exclusive
>this is somehow a bad thing

>>718528091
you care about blacks lmao

>>718529265
>it has no exclusives
>these three dont count btw

>>718530621
satirisation isn't refutation my dear tendie

>>718531116
I care about viewing angles and durability and size. You care about blacks. we are not the same

I like how you can just dangle the new joycons near the console while docked and they just get sucked into place
attaching the old joycons was really annoying

>>718501612 (OP)
>best console
Nah but it is pretty dope, other than the trash screen. The DSi XL or Gameboy Micro Famicom (yes really, fuck you) are my favorites. The libraries were top tier for me, comfy, portable, etc. Then probably SNES/Gamecube as second favorites (GC peak controller design).
For Switch 2 to be the best it needs an OLED screen and for Nintendo to get off their retarded asses and let us emulate docked mode on all Switch 1 titles in handheld so we don't have to wait for patches to play at 1080p in handheld.

>>718531289
>viewing angles
???
oled has great viewing angles?
why exactly is this a concern for you anyway? are you worried your dad is going to look at your screen while he's driving you to your school so you need to tilt it sideways?
>durability
oleds last a long time when they're not being burned in by a backlight too strong for your toy to even power
>size
that's completely irrelevant to the panel technology
>You care about blacks.
yes, i care about having a good looking screen, you got me
you should care more about nintendo cutting corners so hard that they have response times so bad you need to go back years for it not to come dead last
something they couldn't possibly ever fuck up if they went with oled

>>718501612 (OP)
if you are an autistic manchild, yes.