Thread 718637050

Ok, so your favorite game receives a remaster/remake that makes everything about it even better, has no censorship, doesn't use AI, and is a free upgrade if you own the original.
The tradeoff is that entire soundtrack will be done by Eminem.
Is this a fair tradeoff?

>>718637050 (OP)
He was really good in Scent of a Woman and Fried Green Tomatoes, but he was a pretty bad Robin.

>>718637050 (OP)
I’ve seen this exact same thread last year, except it was with Weird Al. Was framed better too
In fact i’ve been seeing a lot of the same threads being reposted multiple times as of late

>The tradeoff is that entire soundtrack will be done by Eminem.
but eminem is the GOAT

fuck no

>>718637441
Weird Al, you say? Eminem, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk

>>718637050 (OP)
/v/ would find a way to bitch about it

Like, is he adding lyrics to everything or is he just producing remixes?
Honestly I'd take it either way.

>>718637493
>>718637441
>On numerous occasions, Prince refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs. Yankovic had stated in interviews prior to Prince's death in 2016 that he had "approached him every few years [to] see if he's lightened up".[139] Yankovic related one story where, before the American Music Awards where he and Prince were assigned to sit in the same row, he got a telegram from Prince's management company, demanding he not even make eye contact with the artist.

Why was Prince so butthurt?

>>718637050 (OP)
Sure, been a fan since Slim Shady LP anyway. Let's see what he can do with Stellar Blade.

>>718637050 (OP)
>AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT ORANGE DOOR HINGE IMPEACH BLUMPF BEFORE HE GO NUCLEAR DRUMPF
Hell no.

This will be a disaster in the best possible way.

>>718637673
Abusive father so he saw it as belittling him even though weird al ment no harm people close to prince after he passed said he was easy to trigger or something because his dad was so hard on him.

>>718639752
That actually checks out.

>>718637050 (OP)
>F-Zero GX
His fast rapping would actually fit kinda well with the racing.

>>718639891
I mean, when doves cry is literally about being a disappointment & failing in all your relationships

>>718637050 (OP)
I like Eminem though.

>>718637673
I remember Kevin Smith's story about how Prince was a weirdo who basically tricked him into making some weird christian cult for him. And that Prince's agent and everyone else around him knew the guy was a nutter.

>>718637441
That's terror.

>>718637050 (OP)
>Jak 2 with an Eminem album
>*sounds of metal heads getting stabbed*
>yeah....
>BEAT DROP
>I'm gonna fuckin KILL Praxis
>then SPILL brackets
>KILL maggots
>Crimson guard are STILL faggots
>*chainsaw revving noises*
>Jak and Daxter, bitch, we're STILL at it
Holy shit it's perfect, Naughty Dog please

>>718641110
forgot how awful a lot of Eminem songs were
thnaks for the reminder

>>718637050 (OP)
stalker shadow of Chernobyl is my favorite game and it already got an abhorrent dogshit remaster, so I'll go with 7.62 High Calibre instead: yes, it would be a good tradeoff because that would mean lots more system stability and most importantly I could mod the original game's soundtrack in the second I got annoyed by Eminem

>>718637050 (OP)
This is like when people ask would you blow Donald Trump for a million dollars and you have to think really hard about it but than you learn they mean you'd get paid a million, not have to pay a million.
Fuck yes I would. MFW.

>>718637424
FPBP

>>718637050 (OP)
Yes.
Luckily modding fixes that issue

>>718637050 (OP)
>gunvolt but instead of an idol reviving you with her jpop it's eminem rapping you back to life
I'd play it so fucking hard. Imagine the haiku that appears for each of your special moves is replaced by bars dissing the enemy and then the enemy special moves diss you back

>>718643231
Unironically this would be pretty funny

>>718637050 (OP)
>grandma starts raping faster than eminem

>>718637441
Reusing thread topics has been 4chan board culture since literally the beginning of 4chan. You should know this if you're not a tourist.

>>718637050 (OP)
If this were prime Prime Eminem/Slim Shady with lyrics like killing pedestrians, raping lesbians, yes.

>>718637050 (OP)
... I like eminem though.
Would sure give tales of eternia an interesting vibe though.