>>718732171
God, I hope no one ever finds out that this was me who posted this, but over this summer my left-wing sister and her husband just returned from a six-month international work-program in Malaysia with their two kids. While there, both her husband and their son had adopted wearing sarongs because of the heat and humidity, and they're slow to adapt due to the weather we've been having here in the US. Anyways, since both my sister and brother-in-law were busy working, they didn't really teach my nephew how to properly act while wearing a sarong. I agreed to keep an eye on him and his younger sister this week while they got back into the grove of things and were given local work. I shit you not, my 12 year-old nephew has that. He's so used to sitting while wearing trousers that he spreads his thighs while in a sarong, and flopping out of them is just this long, fat tool. Don't get me wrong, my sister expected him to be gifted since me, my younger brother, and our father are all well above average, but we didn't get noticeable size until our late teens, you know, middle of high school. Meanwhile this kid has this giant hog and has apparently been showing it off to everyone because his dad was too busy working to tell him to keep his damn legs shut. Now I can't help but notice it swinging around whenever he walks around my house because he's outgrown his jeans these past 6 months he's been out of the country.
