Yep, they cooked with this one. Deadlock is portal 3
not playing your competetiveslop.
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:08 PM
No.718798103
>>718809312
>MOBA in 2025
lol no
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:21 PM
No.718798123
>>718797875 (OP)
Now I can play dota and portal and tf2 at the same time
For real though I'm only playing this garbage if it has a single player campaign of some sort
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:58:26 PM
No.718798127
>>718798320
>>718799995
Anonymous
8/22/2025, 11:59:11 PM
No.718798181
your shovelware is dead
>>718797875 (OP)
the shilling of this game has been crazy lately
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:00:58 AM
No.718798320
>>718798951
>>718798009
>>718798127
Its ok you got low testosterone lil bro
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:01:22 AM
No.718798348
>>718798229
>How dare you discuss a non Nintendo game?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:01:58 AM
No.718798409
>>718797875 (OP)
im pretty sure valve read my mind to create a setting that would annoy me specifically the most
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:02:57 AM
No.718798490
>>718799328
>buy black king bar
>instantly feel stronger, great powerspike, confident I can farm safe from ganks and can contribute to fights on cooldown
>buy "unstoppable"
>feels significantly weaker
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:03:03 AM
No.718798501
>You must 100% Portal 1 and 2 to competently play Doorman.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:03:41 AM
No.718798553
DoorGODS won bigly.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:04:05 AM
No.718798586
>>718798009
This, give me some casual modes where I play for fun and whimsy and only occasionally rage.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:06:17 AM
No.718798742
>>718799402
literally ripping off Dr. Strange.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:06:18 AM
No.718798743
>>718798229
I know right? did you see last night when they had 4 concurrent threads?
The one that's still up is the one where they got called the fuck out as astroturfers, lol.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:06:37 AM
No.718798771
Doorman is unironcly too high iq for most players to use effectively lol
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:09:27 AM
No.718798951
>>718798996
>>718798320
>Its ok you got low testosterone lil bro
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:09:28 AM
No.718798953
>>718799075
>>718798229
It's had new content and a bit of a makeover giving it a spike in interest. People have already gotten bored of the game itself though so I don't know how long that's going to last.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:09:56 AM
No.718798982
>>718797875 (OP)
Make me some sightlines, bellboy.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:10:12 AM
No.718798996
>>718798951
I look like that and say that, Billybro btw.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:26 AM
No.718799075
>>718799285
>>718798953
Years from now, people are going to look back at a time where before you're allowed to shoot your enemy, you first had to follow literal creeps around the map and shoot little ghosts that come out of them when they die, or you literally lose.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:43 AM
No.718799090
>>718799370
>>718797875 (OP)
Is it actually fun though? It looks like the worst parts of a bunch of different games all mixed into one.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:55 AM
No.718799107
I like Dynamo, Billy and Ivy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:11:57 AM
No.718799110
>>718798229
only turbo autists play this game so of course it's gonna get spammed here
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:12:04 AM
No.718799117
>compslop
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:13:27 AM
No.718799223
>>718799530
>>718800178
>>718798229
i'm enjoying the new updates
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:13:43 AM
No.718799240
>>718799339
>>718799750
Is it possible to acquire this level of chadness?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:14:04 AM
No.718799261
>>718798229
Because it's a good game?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:14:22 AM
No.718799285
>>718799552
>>718799075
>year XX of /v/ being filtered by Dota
Unbelievable. At least it's zoomer zygotes these days so they're excused.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:14:23 AM
No.718799287
>>718797875 (OP)
@Splitgate
@FBI
@DHS
@Nintendo
Valve is literally stealing creative IP right now? Is anyone going to stop them?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:01 AM
No.718799320
>>718797875 (OP)
the worst portal 3 possible
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:08 AM
No.718799328
>>718798490
It's not like Dota where only the Carry or the pos 3 can actually kill you with auto attack damage during bkb
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:12 AM
No.718799339
>>718799240
Just praise the Old Ones bro
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:23 AM
No.718799352
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:38 AM
No.718799370
>>718799090
It's not the worst parts of a bunch of different games, it's the worst parts that they're trying to fit into a bunch of games.
The concept of a reflex check in a moba
The concept of characters that are interchangeable and similar enough to eachother that you no longer need to change classes as you would in TF2 (this is why there's no healer)
The concept of resource management to compensate for aim and movement advantage in CS
it's all there, baby.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:48 AM
No.718799379
>>718799421
>>718797875 (OP)
Hell now, I sunk 5k hours of my life in dota. I ain't start again
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:15:54 AM
No.718799384
>>718799797
None of the game flows.
Every mechanic is disjointed from the rest.
It needs to be like Quake or early Halo or somewhere all the systems almost sing with each other.
It's very possible to have Deadlock be this way, but Yoshi is too retarded
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:16:08 AM
No.718799402
>>718798742
literally ripping off Splitgate.
literally ripping off Portal
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:16:20 AM
No.718799421
>>718799379
pizdaraaaaaaaa
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:16:25 AM
No.718799424
>>718799273
Kek, janny just dipped xer nuts in your mouth!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:17:49 AM
No.718799521
>>718797875 (OP)
Yep, they're definitely a better hardware company than games
Who are the aimlet heroes?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:17:53 AM
No.718799530
>>718800485
>>718799223
Did they add a fucking Necro port to deadlock?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:18:09 AM
No.718799550
>>718797875 (OP)
bruh frfr no cap
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:18:13 AM
No.718799552
>>718799795
>>718799285
>year 2 of trying to explain to shooter players why moba gameplay is fun and engaging
>year 2 of crying when they call you a retard and pretending the game was meant to only be a moba all along
>year 2 of having to justify having a gun in a game because that's how bitch your explanation makes your game sound
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:18:54 AM
No.718799603
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:19:08 AM
No.718799619
>>718799523
Abrams
You still need to aim but you have a shotgun at fisting range and can melee secure creeps, if you miss that you deserve it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:19:55 AM
No.718799670
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:20:50 AM
No.718799750
>>718799240
How the fuck do you slide like that?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:21:21 AM
No.718799789
>>718799870
>>718807863
I've never seen anyone enjoy this genre of game.
They'll play it, religiously, do "dailies" or whatever, but every time all I see is deadpan faces or scowls with the occasional muttered "fuck you" or "bullshit".
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:21:27 AM
No.718799795
>>718799947
>>718799552
There's a sliding scale between moba and shooter, and Deadlock is far closer to the moba side than let's say Battleborn or SMNC
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:21:28 AM
No.718799797
>>718799384
if you over-reward moba decision making, aiming and moving well stops being important.
if you over-reward aiming and moving, moba decision making becomes a literal chore.
they're stuck and they know it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:21:31 AM
No.718799802
everyone who plays mobashit is homosexual or women
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:22:33 AM
No.718799870
>>718799789
>dailies
This isn't a gacha game or some co op live service. There isn't even a battlepass yet.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:22:50 AM
No.718799887
>>718800368
How long has Deadlock been in this ""closed"" alpha state? It's stupid to me how it's going through major update cycles and getting new content when it's technically not even an open beta yet. Feels like a year it's been "out" already.
playing this game reminds me of why tf2 is so fucking good
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:23:49 AM
No.718799947
>>718800163
>>718800517
>>718799795
fascinating, but I'd like to stick to the script.
Can you explain why moba gameplay is fun and engaging? It's for your own good, if I skip a step I'd be calling you a retard without cause.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:24:23 AM
No.718799995
>>718798127
>says fpbp
>fp isnt actually bp
>>718797875 (OP)
That does look cool. So does the environment, and the characters and the dialogue and it all makes me want to play it-
>moba
And just like that, all my interest is just gone. It sucks.
>>718799906
yeah the only game other than fortnite where you wont be made fun of for you voice. once your balls drop you'll like better games, OR if you're just a tranny/furry you have your safe inclusion zone so stay the fuck away from me and remain there
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:25:38 AM
No.718800095
TF2Troons mad
VOTE DRIFTER NEXT GUYS!!!!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:26:34 AM
No.718800163
>>718800359
>>718799947
>why moba gameplay is fun and engaging
Because I like the timetable, I like outCCing opponents in lanes, I like rotating and ganking to give my team advangages, I like the strategy and resource allotment, and I like being stronger in fights because of it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:26:45 AM
No.718800178
>>718799223
deadlock memes are fucking hilarious
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:27:06 AM
No.718800202
given dota2 has a custom server browser, is anything similar on the table for deadlock?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:28:07 AM
No.718800271
>>718800080
>you need to be THIS mature to play as a writer's fetsh character!
get on voice onii-chan :3
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:28:56 AM
No.718800329
>>718800523
>>718801931
>>718800163
And you need to do all this shit as opposed to just shooting someone in the face? Retard?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:29:43 AM
No.718800368
>>718799887
This is how early access and in dev games work. Developers are updating and gradually completing the game while getting feedback.
Especially when we talk about Deadlock, which was supposed to be a small test for a select few but got out of control, Valve didn't want the general public to see the game in such unfinished state
>>718800140
You know what, I'll vote drifter this time, because I can't think of a single Cajun character in any videogame except that boatman in L4D2
>>718800080
tf2 is the official game of /v/, newfag. get off my board. this is the most 4chan game in existence.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:31:19 AM
No.718800467
>>718800578
>>718800359
Are you brain damaged, by any chance? In any case, kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:31:22 AM
No.718800470
>>718800417
mario_kart...home......
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:31:40 AM
No.718800482
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:31:47 AM
No.718800485
>>718800542
>>718799530
almost every item and hero is ripped from other games. even within deadlock, many heroes are ripoffs of eachother like vindicta and grey talon.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:31:53 AM
No.718800490
>>718800908
>>718800417
maybe in 2007, when i was actually here... and playing tf2 daily.. since then it's fucking dogshit faggotry that is a literal exclusion zone for all the dregs of society (you included)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:32:12 AM
No.718800517
>>718800659
>>718799947
you have the competitive aspect of RTS without the high skill ceiling, the burden of knowledge to justify your hundreds of hours sunk into the game and a full team to blame so you don't feel bad when you lose.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:32:14 AM
No.718800518
>>718800735
>>718800359
>And you need to do all this shit as opposed to just shooting someone in the face
Yes, I can boot up Arma 3 at any moment if that's what I want.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:32:19 AM
No.718800523
>>718800329
gnhhhhh
I want more sexy female characters with such a skintone
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:32:37 AM
No.718800542
>>718800485
Yeah, I'm aware. I just hate necrophos
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:01 AM
No.718800564
>>718801162
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:05 AM
No.718800571
>>718799523
Mo and Krill, you'll going to be right in the enemies face a lot of the time so it's harder miss, and really you don't shoot at players that much because most of your damage is coming from abilities
It can be worth getting some gun upgrades for killing towers, not that his gun is great but his digging lets you move around the map alot so you can show up in empty lanes to push then get out easily if enemies try to jump you
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:09 AM
No.718800576
>>718801316
how do i get access to deadlock? i want to play as mina only
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:33:10 AM
No.718800578
>>718800696
>>718800467
Why do you even need a gun if you enjoy uh
>timetables
>CCing opponents in lanes
>rotating and ganking
>strategy and resource allotment
>gaining advantage
?
None of them requires a gun. Why does your game have guns?
A reminder that a woman like this would ABSOLUTELY ruin you
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:34:27 AM
No.718800659
>>718800836
>>718800847
>>718800517
and you need to play an RTS now to shoot someone in the face? why, mr. retard?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:35:04 AM
No.718800696
>>718801228
>>718800578
For basic/right click attacks?
>why do Dota heroes need items and gold to do damage, a sword doesn't need items to cut or a bow or gun to shoot
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:35:32 AM
No.718800735
>>718800518
>I can boot up Arma 3 at any moment
Yet you do not. This is why you are a retard.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:36:37 AM
No.718800804
>>718801162
>>718800140
>>718800414
WOOIMABOUTTOMAKEANAMEFORMYSELFHERE
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:37:09 AM
No.718800836
>>718800659
/v/ user with the most reading comprehension
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:37:09 AM
No.718800837
>>718801148
>>718797875 (OP)
Ugly characters, Ugly UI. Seems like Valve has been doing some DEI hiring
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:37:19 AM
No.718800847
>>718801002
>>718800659
Shooting someone is just the delivery method for modifiers, effect on hit items and damage items you purchase. You're playing a Dota clone.
Next schizo please.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:37:38 AM
No.718800871
>>718797875 (OP)
this game looks so fucking stupid
>>718797875 (OP)
Are you going to pretend they didn't straight up copied it from Marvel Rivals?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:38:05 AM
No.718800908
>>718800994
>>718800490
there's this thing called the server browser and it lets you join whatever server you want. try it some time!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:38:30 AM
No.718800948
>>718800607
ruin me for what
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:38:31 AM
No.718800949
>>718801014
This conversation is beyond retarded
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:38:36 AM
No.718800953
>>718797875 (OP)
the range of that cart is pretty fucking busted if you ask me (since I'm sure items will improve it too)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:06 AM
No.718800994
>>718801115
>>718800908
>eceleb groomers' private no fun allowed pigpens (no crits!)
lol
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:14 AM
No.718801002
>>718800847
Ah, so it's a dota clone.
Why do you need a gun in a dota clone?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:23 AM
No.718801014
>>718800949
People will never learn to stop replying to shitposters
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:39:31 AM
No.718801020
Oh battlefield heroes, cool
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:40:56 AM
No.718801115
>>718801256
>>718800994
this is how i know you don't actually play tf2, newfag
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:41:22 AM
No.718801148
>>718800837
The last thing ever to be touched when a game is in development is the UI
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:41:33 AM
No.718801162
>>718800414
thank you, i was really hoping we would get him this time and grinded tons of games and now doormen are mocking us and they have joined forces to try and vote paige in next
>>718800564
>>718800804
lets go drifter bros monday is our day
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:29 AM
No.718801228
>>718801317
>>718801346
>>718800696
But mobas do the right clicks automatically, they don't need you to wasd control your character, they don't need you to aim for the head, they don't need you to jump, dash, slide and such.
Why does this moba need a gun specifically?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:36 AM
No.718801232
where is artifact schizo
teach these people about valve
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:48 AM
No.718801247
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:42:57 AM
No.718801256
>>718801418
>>718801115
Skial sucks, ecelebs suck, redditors are annoying, the game is five times more bot than man, I don't care. It should have had its life support pulled years ago.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:47 AM
No.718801313
>nobody even calling out the zoomerspeak anymore
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:54 AM
No.718801316
>>718800576
Go to the Deadlock Steam forums and request someone there to send you an invite. You can only play the game with an invite.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:43:56 AM
No.718801317
>>718801760
>>718801228
what do you need why? it's just more skill expression, if you're better at it than your opponent you get an edge. but since it's a moba your opponent might have an edge in using their brain or something, so it's not clear cut who is the better player and the match outcome will decide this
that's the idea anyway, you can argue to infinity about how skillful certain actions really are, i dont care
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:44:24 AM
No.718801346
>>718801228
So you can seethe.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:45:31 AM
No.718801418
>>718801256
very bizarre that you'd so adamantly pretend no servers other than uncletopia and skial exist.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:45:33 AM
No.718801423
>>718801562
>>718801581
TELL ME THE PLAYER NUMBERS YOU DUMB RETARDS
I WON'T TOUCH THIS SHIT UNLESS IT'S ABOVE 100K
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:46:54 AM
No.718801508
>>718800080
Nigga you are projecting so hard lmao.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:47:50 AM
No.718801562
>>718801423
You can't even play it unless you're in the right discord group sucking up to the right janjan
What hero will they add for the Chinese market? Russians will have their secret agent but they need chinks to get into the game too, so it's either jade beauty barefoot woman or some Chinese dragon ancestor occult shit
Or just do Wukong again, they're never tired of this fucker.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:48:05 AM
No.718801581
>>718801423
biggest update yet pulled this shit out the grave from 10k players to 40k
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:48:16 AM
No.718801597
>>718802850
>>718806832
>>718797875 (OP)
>Marvel Rivals at home
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:49:23 AM
No.718801674
>>718801723
why have I been in matchmaking for 5 minutes
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:49:44 AM
No.718801697
>>718802183
>>718801575
>Wukong
Honestly, would work really well in this game lol
all the possible movement stuff would fit in, the melee stuff... and all the trickery of course (you could just copy the transformation thing from Dota 2 and it could work just fine here)
not a bad idea
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:50:05 AM
No.718801723
>>718803093
>>718801674
Did you put new heroes at max priority?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:50:43 AM
No.718801759
>>718810796
>>718797875 (OP)
i tried and quit. game is soulless slop like all competitive games
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:50:45 AM
No.718801760
>>718801835
>>718802353
>>718801317
Well let's test that theory.
Your argument: adding point and shooty to a moba adds skill expression, despite mobas being a 1 hero unit game (plus summons) from the player perspective, where choosing your location on the map is the key decision.
My argument: the game needs guns because the act of aiming the guns gives you an up close perspective of the player character, combined with a third person perspective allows for better exposure of any cosmetic items, and the only reason why a gun would ever belong in a moba isn't because of skill expression, it's because this game was built from the grounds up to be the next great valve casino, everything else from the movement to the character selection was built around this necessity to overexpose future cosmetics, gameplay be damned.
The game is bitch-made, they make ever adjustment they can to justify having guns, it belongs in a textbook about late stage capitalism, and you're all eating up the slop because you hate individual agency.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:51:57 AM
No.718801835
>>718801760
Zzzzz can I get a 10 second tiktok instead
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:52:22 AM
No.718801862
>>718802162
>>718802353
Reminder not to reply to well known lunatics.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:52:44 AM
No.718801881
>>718801960
>>718802290
>interesting and cool new characters to play
>don't ever actually get to play them, only end as non-new characters
Thank you valve very cool
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:53:32 AM
No.718801931
>>718800329
Built for Big Shiv Cock.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:53:59 AM
No.718801959
>>718800027
This but ironically
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:54:01 AM
No.718801960
>>718801881
true i couldn't even get any of the new heroes in 5 matches i did play before quitting
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:56:26 AM
No.718802129
>>718802556
>>718803015
>>718800027
what is it about this genre of games that makes people seethe instantly when they hear the name? I'm serious btw, I really would like to know. yes, team games can be annoying. that's not exclusive to mobas (personally have had more annoying players in overwatch then I ever have in Dota 2) so what causes this?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:56:51 AM
No.718802162
>>718801862
But it's the most interest (only interesting) thing in your threads, mr. shill.
God knows people don't come here for deadlock!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:57:19 AM
No.718802183
>>718802282
>>718801697
I was actually thinking of what Deadlock heroes would work in Dota and the reverse, it could be a cool event.
I'd send Wukong purely for the novelty of prop hunt, turning into a box and hiding for ambushes, although most of his melee kit wouldn't work and would look dumb with a gun. And Dark Willow because I had a vision about placing thorn traps in 3D space, on ceilings, on walls in blind spots and catching fleeing enemies, and a get-off-me DPS ult like Pocket would be welcome.
I'd send Ivy to Dota with a built in tether like Io, flying vision spell with kudzu harass, stun like Visage, pretty much works perfectly. And Seven, because with balls and built in mael I want to see a dedicated jungler being viable.
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:58:13 AM
No.718802257
>>718812257
>>718797875 (OP)
Lol i cant believe you niggas actually voted for this corny nigga over drifter or victor nasty ass shit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:58:29 AM
No.718802270
nah
i'm never going to play that game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:58:38 AM
No.718802282
>>718802387
>>718802183
>he doesn't remember the pyro in dota 2 petitions that fatfuck (he was still fatfuck back then) gaben personally commented about
if they ever do a crossover, that's when you'll know that they're truly desperate
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:58:48 AM
No.718802290
>>718801881
Literally everyone is thinking the same thing as you.
At least there's no case of the Dota special yet where the new hero is emergency disabled because of some catastrophic bug that the two people working on it didn't catch.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:04 AM
No.718802308
>>718804263
>>718802218
This hero is definitely going to be a liability 9 times out of 10 but the top 2% doorman autists will be a menace
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:07 AM
No.718802313
>>718802218
I love this motherfuckers animations.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:16 AM
No.718802321
>>718802218
>Mina can't land a single shot (well, a few)
poor thing
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:24 AM
No.718802329
>>718803147
>>718797875 (OP)
>SAAR SAAR PLEASE REDEEM DEADLOCK SAAR VERY GOOD GAME!!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:32 AM
No.718802336
>>718802218
I've noticed that with enough practice you actually have enough time to luggage cart then door someone, provided the right object is behind them
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:59:51 AM
No.718802353
>>718802793
>>718801862
are you talking about
>>718801760?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:00:18 AM
No.718802387
>>718802282
It won't happen, but it's a fun thought experiment.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:01:08 AM
No.718802438
>>718802218
absolutely STYLED on
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:01:14 AM
No.718802450
>>718800414
Gambit in Marvel vs Capcom 2
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:01:45 AM
No.718802476
>valve releasing gold every 2 days
yea im thinkin kino is back
>>718802218
Looks cool but, those were bots right?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:02:11 AM
No.718802505
>>718802565
>>718802679
isn't Cajun some kind of sauce
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:02:16 AM
No.718802510
>>718797875 (OP)
Fuck hero shooters
Fuck mobaslop
I played like 50 or so matches of deadlock over half a year back and gotta say they made some incredible strides since then, the art direction is finally coming together, feels much nicer and faster to play, the map rework is great and the new character all seem very well designed so far.
I wonder if they'll end up with a top shelf product in the end and it'll have a decent fanbase.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:02:58 AM
No.718802556
>>718802129
Mobas are on a entirely different level of salty niggas and no fun allowed try hards.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:02 AM
No.718802562
>>718802602
>>718802503
clearly idk how anyone actually likes this character
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:06 AM
No.718802565
>>718802505
It gets funnier when you learn that Cajun people speak Creole, which is also a sauce
>>718797875 (OP)
why does this entire game look so unfun? It's like a shittier third-person DOTA...mixed with overwatch....designed to be competitive...?
Who the fuck is this game for? It's not for FPS or TPS players, its not for RTS chads, it's not for dota enjoyers..WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE? Is there some huge niche of people nostalgic for the 50s who want to play this tripe?
Like nobody asked for this shit, make a new game or release HL3/TF3.
Deadlock is ass and I will never ever respect deadlock players.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:44 AM
No.718802602
>>718802503
>>718802562
Nah he has the streamer mode on, that's why even his name shows up as Doorman in the kill feed.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:46 AM
No.718802603
>>718802649
>>718803525
>>718802218
Can you use the cart on your teammates?
If so it can absolutely busted since you can use it to save people from bullshit like Dynamo's black hole and teleport them to safety.
Doorman looks like it will be incredible support especially in the late game since you can do bullshit like set up a door into the enemy base and then teleport people in it for free.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:03:47 AM
No.718802605
>>718802680
What are some good heroes for noobs? Shiv seems cool despite being a hybrid between Space Dandy and a chimp.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:06 AM
No.718802627
>>718804681
Are the matches still like 45+ long
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:11 AM
No.718802634
>>718802907
>>718802573
Lol icegoat gave you tf3 in deadlock and you just cant understand it
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:20 AM
No.718802642
>>718802503
Yeah, that's why the UI uses the characters' names rather than usernames
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:25 AM
No.718802649
>>718802741
>>718802603
Yes you can alt-cast it to work on allies
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:40 AM
No.718802672
>>718802727
>>718802527
yes comrade johnovich from ohio oblast, I agree with your accurate and insightful assessment of deadlock, I too agree that this game is clearly a labor of love and passion and not a vehicle for lootboxes, cosmetics, battlepasses and gambling.
Anyone arguing otherwise should be labeled as a lunatic for speaking against great american capitalist, gaven nuwalski
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:46 AM
No.718802679
>>718802505
I mean that's like saying "isn't Chinese a kind of food" because you've been to Chinese restaurant.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:47 AM
No.718802680
>>718802605
abrams billy mo and krill
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:04:49 AM
No.718802681
>>718802527
I think the skill ceiling in this game might be a bit too high for modern gaming audiences
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:05 AM
No.718802698
>>718802907
>>718802573
>endlessly seething about an actual good game in
kwab
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:23 AM
No.718802719
Looking forward to the portal problem threads with all the new stuff this is going to bring to the table :)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:23 AM
No.718802720
>>718797875 (OP)
Man it's been a long time since I played and kind of want to play again but I don't feel like essentially relearning the whole game again.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:31 AM
No.718802727
>>718802672
as cool as it seems so far it'll absolutely be slopped up like DoTA 2 was
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:39 AM
No.718802741
>>718802827
>>718802867
>>718802649
Jesus, let's hope they don't gut him too hard after people will inevitably complain about this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:05:50 AM
No.718802752
>>718802907
>>718802573
The target audience is for people who always wanted to look at their own CS go cosmetics but can't find the third person view button.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:06:11 AM
No.718802779
>>718802894
>>718807615
The Doorman looks so cool but I might be too stupid to use him to his full potential, I wish I wasn't retarded
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:06:22 AM
No.718802786
>>718801575
yamato is close enough even though i know the chinese hate the jp's
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:06:28 AM
No.718802793
>>718802859
>>718802353
Fanatical schizos that proudly declare that they will "destroy X threads" over some hallucinated personal grievance are a traditional/vg/ staple, I don't know why this nigger is chickening out and stays on the wrong board.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:08 AM
No.718802827
>>718802741
I am confident the portal will get nerfed. It's too good in lane.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:23 AM
No.718802850
>>718801597
rivals is such shit in comparison, the only thing rivals has is ass and not deadlock is adding tons of chicks with ass!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:38 AM
No.718802859
>>718803068
>>718802793
Probably the same reason why you're paid to post here as opposed to on /vg/.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:07:47 AM
No.718802867
>>718802741
It can also grab several people as long as they're all in its path
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:08:07 AM
No.718802890
>over-the-shoulder
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:08:11 AM
No.718802894
>>718802779
Just play some Portal to get you thinking with portals.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:08:18 AM
No.718802907
>>718802634
>>718802698
delulu
>>718802752
seems like it, except the entire look of this game is a look of ass
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:08:24 AM
No.718802916
>>718803002
>Mentally drained after one match
It's over, I can't play games like this anymore.
>alt history
>Israel doesn't exist
>Jesus was real and the supreme FTH caster
>The Vatican Corporation can still invoke his blessings
What did Valve mean by this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:09:16 AM
No.718802987
>>718799523
i am a giga aimlet so i play Geist, specifically bomb/slow cc geist with mystic reverb on her 3.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:09:17 AM
No.718802991
>>718802920
>alt history
>Jesus was real
>Implying
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:09:26 AM
No.718803002
>>718802916
you start to get acclimated and its fine, i typically take like 10-20 minutes break after each match
but when you first start playing yea it can be overwhelming
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:09:35 AM
No.718803015
>>718803173
>>718803225
>>718802129
In other team games if someone on your team is bad, you can play better to compensate.
When playing a MOBA, it's like driving a car but every player operates a different part. The brakes, the gas, the steering, etc. If someone on your team in a MOBA is bad, there's nothing you can do to compensate. You won't be able to steer or use the brakes.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:10:24 AM
No.718803068
>>718803162
>>718802859
Maybe if enough posters were paid then /v/ would start discussing videogames again.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:10:35 AM
No.718803084
>>718802920
it means their writers got told that if this game fails they're officially fired since they only make multiplayer games* now
*games as in gambling
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:10:43 AM
No.718803093
>>718801723
no
Lash
Geist
Ivy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:11:22 AM
No.718803147
>>718803252
>>718805371
>>718802329
>Deadlock
>Indian
Wat
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:11:37 AM
No.718803162
>>718803068
I doubt it, the monetization for these shills is based on future speculation on the profitability of deadlock as a casino.
I wouldn't categorize pachinko machines as video games, despite what konami claims.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:11:42 AM
No.718803173
>>718803669
>>718803015
Deadlock has less strict roles than other MOBAs at the moment and I hope it stays that way
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:12:27 AM
No.718803225
>>718803015
This is less true in Deadlock because there are no defined roles really, it depends on the draft. If my 5 in Dota is a subhuman and messes with my farming item timings then the game is fucked unless the enemy team actively throws the game by giving me space to catch up, in Deadlock a subpar player doesn't cause a cascading catastrophe the same way.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:12:48 AM
No.718803252
>>718805558
>>718803147
He's talking about the shills being paid to make threads 24/7 about it.
Imagine that, a game like deadlock, getting discussion, on a thread that lasts 24 hours, while the touhou robot wars thread only lasted 10 hours.
Come the fuck on. That ain't real.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:13:00 AM
No.718803268
>>718803362
>>718797875 (OP)
Will Deadlock finally answer if it’s A or B?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:14:01 AM
No.718803339
>>718803703
>>718803906
I hate that they gave Lady Geist a giant as gun. She doesn't really seem like someone who would be packing such a thing. Her little pea shooter fit much better to who she is supposed to be.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:14:24 AM
No.718803362
>>718803268
No, because valve has determined that half-life is better suited for baiting nostalgia than portal.
As such, doorman is only allowed to have g-man references going forward.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:16:36 AM
No.718803525
>>718803870
>>718802603
Door can only be walked through twice so you can only really send two people at a time
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:08 AM
No.718803564
>>718803631
>>718803658
>projectiles can travel through doors
Can Bebop hook you through portals?
Can Vindicta snipe through them?
My PC is dead this week but I NEED to know.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:15 AM
No.718803574
>>718799523
(build spirit or punch for all)
Kelvin
Ivy
Abrams
Geist
Billy
Mo + Krill
Dynamo
Calico
Lash
Pocket (hard)
Viscous (hard)
Doorman?
Drifter?
Victor?
Paige?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:17:59 AM
No.718803631
>>718803734
>>718803564
Yes. And you can place a portal behind the opponents in lane and shoot them in the back of the head while they try to take cover.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:18:24 AM
No.718803658
>>718803734
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:18:31 AM
No.718803669
>>718803875
>>718803173
Not interested in this game (I'm lurking because I like the style and concept), but I doubt it'll stay that way.
They'll listen to the sweats. They always do. I really don't know why in this day and age. You'd think people would know by now that they are a loud minority.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:18:52 AM
No.718803703
>>718803339
true. snub nose revolvers don't get enough attention, everyone always wants a big iron
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:19 AM
No.718803734
>>718803631
>>718803658
Holy fuck it's everywhere
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:19:56 AM
No.718803771
>>718803836
Doorman seems like he's going to be top-tier
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:20:08 AM
No.718803787
>>718803926
>>718801575
Yamato is getting a cool redesign which could potentially attract Asian players.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:20:58 AM
No.718803836
>>718803771
With a coordinated team and very good player piloting him, probably. His damage is pretty shit, so you probably can't actually carry with him.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:21:27 AM
No.718803870
>>718803960
>>718803525
>just making shit up
the only limitations on the door are the max range and the 20s duration, both of which you can upgrade
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:21:31 AM
No.718803875
>>718803669
No, they can't do that because they designed the game that way.
The only reason that persistent inventory works is if your character can perform the jobs interchangeably well enough between different characters. This has to be true for all characters.
This is why there's no healers. If they ever add a healer, you can bet it's going to be a moba style nerfed healer and nothing like an actual hero shooter.
League and dota both went through this.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:21:59 AM
No.718803906
>>718803979
>>718803339
Write feedback about it on the forum
Because I did, the more the better. Bring the snub nose back.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:22:10 AM
No.718803914
>>718804021
>>718804052
>>718798229
>make daily threads about how the game is dead and nobody plays it
>update comes out
>people play it
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SISTERS I THINK THERE'S SOME KIND OF DISCORD SHILLING CAMPAIGN???
41%
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:22:21 AM
No.718803926
>>718803787
>dogshit manjaw design
>attracting chinks
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:22:43 AM
No.718803948
>>718797875 (OP)
i love the guy but dear lord this looks gay. should talk to his employees
homosexually gay that is
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:22:50 AM
No.718803960
>>718804175
>>718803870
not allowing for lag including infinite portal hallway is cowardice from valve
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:23:07 AM
No.718803979
>>718804061
>>718803906
Are the forums public? I left the discord a while ago and can't get back in.
>>718797875 (OP)
This has to be the single ugliest interface ive ever seen in a videogame
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:23:54 AM
No.718804021
>>718804085
>>718803914
>game looks better
>wow there making a game?!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:22 AM
No.718804052
>>718803914
>make daily threads about how the game is dead and nobody plays it
Nice headcanon, deadlock troon
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:30 AM
No.718804061
>>718803979
>Are the forums public
Yes but I forgot how they gave out the login credentials
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:35 AM
No.718804064
>>718802218
based game enjoyer
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:50 AM
No.718804085
>>718804021
>ESLroach is completely confused and just starts sputtering nonsense
didn't mean to brainrape you sorry man
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:24:58 AM
No.718804092
>>718804231
>>718809781
>>718798009
if you said this on /v/ in 2010 you would have gotten lynched
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:26:25 AM
No.718804175
>>718804229
>>718803960
I told them on feedback to at least increase it to ~5 portals rendered so we can get a cool infinite hallway effect.
>>718797875 (OP)
marvel rivals without niggers? I'm in
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:19 AM
No.718804229
>>718804175
At least 2 of them, this currently looks cheap as fuck.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:20 AM
No.718804231
>>718804092
and who was responsible for ruining all the competitive games where people now just don't give a shit?
Blizzard, yes, and who else?
say it shill, v, va...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:43 AM
No.718804259
>>718804692
>>718809554
>>718804197
I'm sorry /pol/bro, there's a homeopathic zesty negro, a hot black woman, and a hideous black woman that needs the remodel hammer immediately.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:27:47 AM
No.718804263
>>718804351
>>718802218
>>718802308
welcome back earth spirit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:28:24 AM
No.718804304
>>718804197
it's marvel rivals except you need to go jungle 20 minutes or the enemy sweat one-shots you.
well he still one-shots you after 20 minutes but you get to play the game for 20 minutes if you go jungle.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:28:31 AM
No.718804309
>>718800080
This was embarrassing to read, you owe me and yourself better insults.
Call me a faggot right now.
Any slur really.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:29:02 AM
No.718804351
>>718807335
>>718804263
I don't think Doorman can actively grief your own team as hard as ES
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:29:07 AM
No.718804354
Buy an as faggot, you scam companies and people and have enough money to buy cheap ads
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:29:08 AM
No.718804356
>>718804473
>>718804483
>>718797875 (OP)
If the other team has one of the same dude can you see through their portal?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:29:12 AM
No.718804360
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:29:57 AM
No.718804406
>>718800140
Everytime I scroll too fast past Drifter thumbnails the blur makes him look like a edgy OC version of Soldier
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:09 AM
No.718804416
>>718804671
>>718797875 (OP)
>Deadlock
Goddamn marketing department is annoying as hell today.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:35 AM
No.718804445
>>718798229
Holy fuck why don't you just drown in your tranny pills and go goad a cop to kill you in a cop suicide you depressed faggot loser? It's a fucking video game. When was the last time you played a video game, cunt?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:30:55 AM
No.718804473
>>718804507
>>718804356
>If the other team has one of the same dude
I don't think they can, in regular gameplay.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:31:02 AM
No.718804483
>>718804507
>>718804356
Can't have more than one of each hero in the match.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:31:27 AM
No.718804507
>>718804554
>>718802920
Valve is cooking with this world building
>Empress Catherine
>Soviet Empire
>Rasputin
>Romanovs
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:18 AM
No.718804554
>>718804507
Although there are contingencies for it ie. Doorman has recorded voicelines if he uses his ult on an enemy Doorman
Someone can test your question in the sandbox
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:46 AM
No.718804587
>>718802218
first thing i thought of
kino, so fucking kino
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:32:53 AM
No.718804597
>>718804537
lol the russians are probably so happy about this
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:00 AM
No.718804671
>>718804416
I'm sure there's a thread about Trump that would interest you on the catalog instead.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:09 AM
No.718804681
>>718802627
they still happen every now and then but most of my matches have been 25-35 minutes lately
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:17 AM
No.718804692
>>718804259
at least they went for realism for once. might play it if it's free
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:22 AM
No.718804696
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:34:50 AM
No.718804724
WHERE IS THE YAMATO REMODEEEEL
Why a bellhop instead of some "hero-like" character?
What's the appeal?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:35:50 AM
No.718804794
I haven't played since last year, did they ever add more hard carries? it was boring having haze be the best hard carry and be in 99% of matches
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:35:51 AM
No.718804797
>>718805081
>>718804537
>Soviet Empire
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:36:05 AM
No.718804817
>>718804753
he's a demon or the devil working with an eldritch god in some capacity
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:36:11 AM
No.718804823
>>718804753
An eldritch god pretending to be a servant is pretty cool.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:36:29 AM
No.718804841
>>718804197
there's a charcoal black nigger but he's actually a demon-alien from another dimension, and 2 black girls who are both criminals (realistic), the dude is also a (former) criminal and quite the zesty buck
>>718804753
safehorny fetish character after backlash against DEI (more importantly, USAID shutting down further revenue for fugly representation)
Also the outfit is very friendly to cosmetics for monetization later (as are all the rest)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:37:36 AM
No.718804918
buzzword bot broke
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:37:39 AM
No.718804921
>>718797875 (OP)
all characters in deadslop look like shit. the game will die
>Mina was supposed to marry Pocket
I love the drama
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:37:51 AM
No.718804932
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:38:18 AM
No.718804970
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:38:33 AM
No.718804986
>>718805331
>>718805553
People complain that Deadlock is too complex and simply does not work is funny to me
Somehow drunk slav can keep track of everything but the brains of the anons on /v/ short-circuit as soon as he starts thinking about more than one thing at a time
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:38:54 AM
No.718805004
>>718804875
this is pathetic man, really
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:06 AM
No.718805016
>>718804927
How many women have raped pocket now that he lives on the streets?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:18 AM
No.718805035
>>718799273
>I went into a thread for a game I do not like and shitposted
>How could this happen to me?!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:20 AM
No.718805038
>>718805231
>>718804927
>no conversations between the two yet
YER BLUEBALLING ME YOSHI
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:28 AM
No.718805047
>>718809108
>>718802218
>interesting abilities
>rancid cunt personality
>solid design
how did he lose the vote to a goat
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:40 AM
No.718805063
>>718805628
>>718804875
Oh, it's you again, gamblingschizo
Want to delight us with another 20 paragraphs of your delirious rambling?
There is literally no way to spend money on Deadlock right now. You think valve is paying pajeets to shill a game that they don't make money on?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:39:55 AM
No.718805081
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:40:15 AM
No.718805105
>>718804927
That scrawny effeminate rice boy couldn't satisfy her so she's strictly BWC only now.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:40:56 AM
No.718805145
>>718805196
>>718805074
Pcbros do it for free
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:31 AM
No.718805186
So does slowing hex work with his ult? Would be funny.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:34 AM
No.718805189
>>718804753
Anon he looks like a fucking nobody and a joke, but is actually a highly efficient killer that doesn't leave a spot of blood on his coat. How is that not cool?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:41:40 AM
No.718805196
>>718805258
>>718805145
So what's the difference between someone wanting to talk about a game they like and shilling then?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:05 AM
No.718805231
>>718805038
>Calico was the assassin that tried to kill Pocket
>Conversations are incomplete
Please get those VAs back into the studio
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:06 AM
No.718805235
>>718804927
Pocket sure dodged a bullet by not marrying Mina, huh
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:30 AM
No.718805258
>>718805196
Whether it's a Nintendo game or not
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:42:40 AM
No.718805273
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:43:23 AM
No.718805302
>>718805390
>>718807242
>>718805074
>omg is that a new hecking valve gamerino? And it's free? I must go tell my fellow 4channers to download it immediately!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:43:52 AM
No.718805330
>>718805395
>>718805794
>>718805074
Yes.
The american government spent money to shill a cause that nobody believes in.
AI companies regularly do interviews on AI products that are actively losing money.
Electric car startups use money to get contracts before they even build a vehicle.
It's called building out a market for your business model, it's standard practice when your financial resources outpace your actual product.
oh right, video games.
you really think sony was making any money with concord before they dumped all that marketing money? or how about asscreed? or fairgames? hyenas?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:43:54 AM
No.718805331
>>718807016
>>718804986
No one on /v/ plays games, the Metal Gear shitpost thread just ground to a halt after someone pointed out the people arguing are mad about the OPs image is infact from the botched port.
I’ve never actually seen a thread of arguing Anons stop out of sheer shame before
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:44:09 AM
No.718805343
>>718803985
how big is her cock?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:44:36 AM
No.718805371
>>718803147
everything zoomers don't like is indian
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:44:52 AM
No.718805390
>>718805659
>>718805302
So your problem is that people talk about games they're interested in on a video game board?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:44:55 AM
No.718805395
>>718805705
>>718805330
>you really think sony was making any money with concord before they dumped all that marketing money? or how about asscreed? or fairgames? hyenas?
preorders
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:45:11 AM
No.718805410
>>718804537
>Holy Soviet Empire under the eternal rule of the ghost of Catherine "Hoholocauster" the Great
Very inconsiderate of them.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:45:27 AM
No.718805427
>>718804875
not everything that arouses you personally is a fetish
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:45:33 AM
No.718805432
>Lady Geists's shooting over the shoulder pose is an optical illusion reference
kinda cool
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:46:20 AM
No.718805492
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:47:20 AM
No.718805553
>>718804986
>game is actually le ez because no life some slav(who will kill himself next year from depression and aids) spent 10000 hours to get good at it
Get a better bait next time please
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:47:22 AM
No.718805558
>>718805594
>>718803252
Make another thread then man, Deadlock just showed off a bunch of new characters, people want to talk about it.
What’s stopping you from making the new robot wars thread
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:47:58 AM
No.718805594
>>718805558
>What’s stopping you from making the new robot wars thread
The voices in his head
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:48:03 AM
No.718805603
>>718797875 (OP)
Wtf is this trash
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:48:33 AM
No.718805628
>>718805063
Sure.
Were this any other company building an entire new game and were forced to adapt monetization methods to please the shareholders, it'd be a reasonable cause for them to act against their consumers.
Valve is not in that position, not just because they're privately owned (not that it matters if your goal is still to chase profits).
No, valve invented every gambling monetization mechanic in use. They were never forced into it from financial pressure, they invented all of it to make a quick buck on top of being the gatekeeper of PC gaming distribution.
Disgusting. Now their endless greed has gotten so far out of hand that they design games around monetization, as opposed to the other way around.
This game should fail for more than just that reason, but that is a damn good reason.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:48:59 AM
No.718805659
>>718806304
>>718811597
>>718805390
No, my problem that this game gets a free pass from any criticism because it's Valve game, who totally can do no wrong when it comes to making videogames
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:49:04 AM
No.718805665
>>718805825
>>718804875
this the most oddly phrased way to admit you want to fuck Doorman
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:49:07 AM
No.718805670
>>718804753
>prim servile eye candy
>composure and class
>actually a well of mystery and danger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZCFyVmY0o
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:49:34 AM
No.718805705
>>718805395
Both of them?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:49:37 AM
No.718805709
>>718805798
>>718811702
>>718799906
>Tranny Faggots 2
>Good
keke
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:51:04 AM
No.718805794
>>718805930
>>718805330
So the Trump government is signal boosting woke games now?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:51:07 AM
No.718805798
>>718805709
>DEIlock assfaggots hero shooter
>good
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:51:31 AM
No.718805825
>>718805665
Fetishes tend to be very specific. Personally, I'm into horny pregnant female (biological) rapists.
You will notice that doorman is neither horny, nor pregnant, nor a biological female.
If Valve actually wanted to make money they'd have kept making battlepasses for Dota that were netting them dozens of millions easily. I'm genuinely asking them to give me shit to buy but they don't feel like it. They put in more effort than any of the past hypebeast battlepases to release Crownfall that could be maxed for forty bucks over a year.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:08 AM
No.718805930
>>718805956
>>718805794
Spent, past tense. It was USAID.
It's hardly a revolutionary concept, dustborn was famously government funded.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:13 AM
No.718805937
>>718800417
Time to move on, anon. You're a Windows Update away of TF2 being unplayable in modern devices
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:53:33 AM
No.718805956
>>718806108
>>718805930
From the Norwegian government, dumb American.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:55:18 AM
No.718806061
>>718799906
typed by someone who likely never experienced when tf2 was actually good
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:56:06 AM
No.718806108
>>718806313
>>718805956
>calls the american dumb when his country funds woke slop games
god europeons are stupid.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:57:18 AM
No.718806169
>>718808947
>>718805874
Valve intentionally played chicken with the Dota playerbase with the compendiums. Turns out people just like skins and don't really care for tournament prize pools, not enough to directly donate for no reward, and it's okay.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:57:36 AM
No.718806182
>>718805874
The problem with old games is that they're not built to display cosmetics as prominently as possible.
Did you know that this is the first third person shooter valve has ever made? Crazy, isn't it? that after half life, portal, tf2, l4d/2, counter strike/cz/source/go/2, now is the time they decided to go for a third person over the shoulder perspective?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:59:33 AM
No.718806304
>>718806409
>>718805659
Nobody said that anywhere. Even people who like the game complain about a lot of shit in it. Everyone is saying that Mina is overpowered and brainless right now.
Why do you make up shit just so you can get mad at it?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 1:59:40 AM
No.718806313
>>718806108
You're hallucinating schizobabble about USAID while starving children in Palestine.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:00:57 AM
No.718806386
>>718800027
Agreed, it looks really cool, and I enjoyed the couple of games I played, but I just can't be fucked learning a new multiplayer game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:01:25 AM
No.718806409
>>718806723
>>718806304
>Everyone is saying that Mina is overpowered and brainless right now
Nope, not in this thread.
Remember, shills aren't allowed to disparage the game, and they're the only ones here.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:05:29 AM
No.718806640
>>718797875 (OP)
Wow, it's like the same shit we've seen in like 3 other games but more limited because you need to stick the portal to a wall!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:06:52 AM
No.718806702
>>718802527
I do think it will be popular, but I guess that'll depend on whether the dota/lol audience will consider playing a different game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:07:20 AM
No.718806723
>>718806773
>>718806918
>>718806409
I can point you to a lot of negative posts in this thread that didn't get any outrage replies but what's the point? You're just gonna go "Well those are the only real people! Everyone saying positive things is a shil!" without realizing that you're doing the same shit that conspiracy theorists do to desperately convince themselves that their view of the world is correct despite everyone telling them they're retarded schizos.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:08:12 AM
No.718806769
Play TF2Troons instead please ;_;
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:08:20 AM
No.718806773
>>718806723
You're replying to a known shitposter by the way.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:17 AM
No.718806832
>>718801597
Marvel rivals is just bootleg Overwatch
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:44 AM
No.718806850
>>718800140
I can't stand the fake accent matt mercer. It sounds so bad.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:09:51 AM
No.718806858
>>718808354
I'm waiting until they add a push the cart mode before playing.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:10:13 AM
No.718806880
>>718797875 (OP)
That dude is definitely gay
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:10:45 AM
No.718806916
>>718804753
>uhmmm why isn't this some perfect mary sue character who can do everything and is the chosen one and is beautiful and perfect???????? why is it just some guy????
the riotchink mindset is poison. most of these characters are criminals participating in a ritual to summon a multidimensional demon in exchange for a wish that will almost certainly be used to rape, genocide, or rapecide entire swathes of the planet for their own selfish whims. kill yourself NOW
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:10:45 AM
No.718806918
>>718806723
Anon, you specifically just called out everyone, without being able to find anyone.
Are you lying to me on purpose?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:12:29 AM
No.718807016
>>718805331
/v/ is for gachads old man
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:16:17 AM
No.718807242
>>718805302
i fucking wish i could play it, odd gated community beta design
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:17:05 AM
No.718807282
>>718807359
>>718807560
>Want to play Doorman ASAP
>But since he just came out there aren't any builds for him up yet
>Can't figure out how to make my own good build because I hate making MOBA builds and I'm a brainlet
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:18:00 AM
No.718807335
>>718804351
You can send your own teammates on a trolley ride through a portal.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:18:21 AM
No.718807359
>>718807454
>>718807282
Where can I find good builds for Shiv?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:19:08 AM
No.718807401
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:19:55 AM
No.718807454
>>718807359
>open game
>press b
>pick any of the popular builds at random
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:21:22 AM
No.718807549
there will be some good play comps with doorman
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:21:33 AM
No.718807560
>>718807282
Lightning Scroll for ez ults
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:22:00 AM
No.718807587
>>718809493
>>718800140
I hope he's a huge fucking asshole to everyone for no reason
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:22:28 AM
No.718807615
>>718802779
You literally just need to play it enough. Thinking 4 dimensionally is a muscle that can be trained
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:22:38 AM
No.718807626
>>718807681
>>718800895
Where do you think Rivals got it from?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:23:31 AM
No.718807667
>>718803985
I shit you not it used to be worse.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:23:47 AM
No.718807681
>>718807626
marvel movies?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:25:56 AM
No.718807805
>>718807925
>>718808447
Found this fan art on Reddit
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:26:03 AM
No.718807810
>>718807925
>>718800895
>scared and confused ESLroach doesn't know what portal is
You will die in poverty in China.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:26:27 AM
No.718807829
>>718804197
Whut what the fuck you think Inferus is idiot ?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:27:05 AM
No.718807863
>>718808096
>>718799789
Deadlock is the first moba game I actually genuinely smile at and enjoy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:27:33 AM
No.718807886
>>718808096
Lads how do I not be shit at Pocket
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:28:15 AM
No.718807924
>>718797875 (OP)
my time... has come
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:28:16 AM
No.718807925
>>718807805
>fanart
>adds official logo
lol
lmoa
>>718807810
What's portal? I don't know portal, I only know half-life, the designated nostalgia property of valve corporation.
If you know what's good for you you'll forget what portal is too.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:28:29 AM
No.718807940
>>718800895
marvel rivals stole the idea from valve and couldn't even implement it without dropping everyones frames whenever its used, didnt see the game lurch in
>>718802218
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:30:59 AM
No.718808096
>>718808174
>>718808212
>>718807886
have you tried cutting your dick off?
>>718807863
yes fellow organic video game enjoyer, I too, did not find joy in the moba genre until the revolutionary Valve Corporation property, deadlock, was created and made available to me via the exclusive invite system, wherein I asked for an invite to a moba game, despite never having enjoyed a moba before, and now my life has clearly changed.
These sentiments should be made public for everyone to see, for this is the only truthful opinion on deadlock that can be accepted.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:31:05 AM
No.718808105
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:13 AM
No.718808174
>>718808096
chill it with the castration anxiety bro
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:32:40 AM
No.718808212
>>718808304
>>718808096
You don't actually have to ask you can have these things called 'friends' that just invite you anyways
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:34:22 AM
No.718808304
>>718808857
>>718808212
if they pushed deadlock on you, are they really your friends?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:34:50 AM
No.718808334
>>718808372
Good job maintaining a toxic community before the game is even out.
Just remember that you will be the reason the game is dead after it came out.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:35:08 AM
No.718808354
>>718806858
Anon i dont know how to tell you this...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:35:26 AM
No.718808372
>>718808334
personally I'm aiming for before.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:35:34 AM
No.718808380
>>718808435
>just wanted a spiritual successor to MNC
>got this slop instead
who the fuck does this appeal to
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:36:27 AM
No.718808435
>>718808513
>>718808380
gambling addicts
that's it, that's the entire playerbase
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:36:34 AM
No.718808447
>>718807805
I want to do the sex with her vagoogoo
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:37:27 AM
No.718808513
>>718808435
its true, deadlock players fucking love punching the slot machine things
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:40:49 AM
No.718808696
>>718808793
>>718805874
Brother Valve has made over $5 billion from CS gambling addicts. Between that and Steam, everything else is just a cherry on top.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:41:34 AM
No.718808742
>>718808854
>>718797875 (OP)
If you read these threads it's mostly people gushing about character design and lore. People just want a game with lots of builds, powers, strats, paths, etc so they can make spreadsheets and then also get their Saturday morning cartoon fix from the puddle-deep characterization (voice lines!) and lore (paragraph explaining why the character wears red instead of blue).
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:42:20 AM
No.718808793
>>718808696
5 billion is actually starter numbers for megayachts.
Guess what sadfuck gaben got into recently?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:43:27 AM
No.718808854
>>718809343
>>718808742
>people want a game with good character design
>people want a game with unique lore
>people want a game they can theorycraft builds
sounds like deadlock (plus future visual novels) to me
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:43:29 AM
No.718808857
>>718808304
Yes because I'm the only one still playing it daily
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:45:00 AM
No.718808947
>>718806169
>Dota 2 playerbase
More like they showed the greedy retards in the competitive scene that no one actually cared about supporting the teams and they actually wanted hats.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:46:06 AM
No.718809018
>>718809224
You know Deadlock has made it when it has a dedicated anti shill schizo in every thread about it
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:47:44 AM
No.718809108
>>718810529
>>718805047
The Billy voters rigged the vote. There was an exploit where you could farm votes by going into the sandbox with a team. Riggers, I call them.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:49:29 AM
No.718809224
>>718809018
Let's be honest you don't have to do much to deserve it. It feels like some people these days just enjoy hating things. It reminds me of that zombie scam game that got a shitload of attention and players and is still mentioned as something big because everyone wanted to see how bad it was when it was just another UE5 slop made by one person
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:51:11 AM
No.718809312
>>718798103
Moba is still good, HOK is unironically one of the top profitable game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:51:39 AM
No.718809343
>>718809525
>>718808854
>unique lore
it's just lovecraftian alt history steampunk dieselpunk dishonored bioshock hellboy retrofuture art deco slop
>good character design
Dr Strange from Rivals but a 1930s bellhop
>theorycrafting
Meta fatigue, and balancing paralysis
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:53:50 AM
No.718809476
I wish Doorman's 1 had a shorter CD than 18 seconds considering it's all his damage
Charges are nice at least
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:09 AM
No.718809493
>>718807587
his voicelines basically suggest he joined the ritual just to kill he doesnt care about the wish
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:17 AM
No.718809498
>>718809560
>>718810025
Oh no TF2sissies even Tyler likes Deadlock ;_;
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:39 AM
No.718809525
>>718809604
>>718809343
>marvel invented the concept of portals
>a company that made a game using portal guns almost 20 years ago is copying marvel
Capeshitters are actual retards lmao
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:55:02 AM
No.718809553
>>718809952
>>718800359
>hurrdurr why do you like the required skills of this genre
you're a genuine retard, aren't you?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:55:03 AM
No.718809554
>>718804259
>homeopathic
Sides status: obliterared.
>>718809498
bc its the best thing theyve made since portal and portal 2 by a massive longshot, they struck gold
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:56:06 AM
No.718809604
>>718809782
>>718809525
>praises the game for being unique
>defends it by saying they're re-using 20 year old mechanics
Thanks for playing. You really "cooked' with this one timmy.
so good to be vindicated against the deadlock doubters, once this hits open beta it will be bigger than dota
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:58:44 AM
No.718809753
>>718809560
Lol icefrog did it again
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:59:13 AM
No.718809781
>>718804092
It's almost like the general population is turning into low test genetic deadends thanks to endocrine disruptors or something
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:59:14 AM
No.718809782
>>718810169
>>718809604
It's my first post in the thread, capeshitter retard.
I felt compelled to reply to your absolutely idiotic post that implied Marvel created the concept of portal mechanics in a game because that's the only similarity the bellohop dude has with Dr Strange.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:59:59 AM
No.718809821
>>718809931
>>718809750
everyone with a brain could see the potential, it just proves valve still has "it" but they need their time and can't rush shit, like they did those other industry chasing side games
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:00:35 AM
No.718809858
>>718802218
>portal effects are orange and blue
bit on the nose but he looks so fun
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:01:45 AM
No.718809931
>>718809821
yea, truth is the smite or 3rd person moba style is way more inviting for new players, and valve brought the polish and design creativity to actually make the genre something truly great
imo playing dota or league feels so old school now
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:02:05 AM
No.718809952
>>718810004
>>718809553
>requiring all that shit
>for shooting someone in the face
let me guess your next line,
>I need a gun to farm because I just do! it has nothing to do with third person shooters being friendly to cosmetics and MOBAs artificially extending game length!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:02:11 AM
No.718809957
>>718810057
>>718809750
Valve has unlimited time and a unlimited budget. if this was anything but good I'd demand Gabe publicly apologize
I can't fathom the amount of information you need to take in during a single combat encounter in this shit, let alone the amount of information you need to already know going into the game.
There is such a thing as too much, way, way the fuck too much. MOBA + Movement Shooter is a match made in Adderall Hell.
>>718809750
It will be bigger than Dota, but until there's either an alternate fast gamemode or custom map support, it won't be as big as TF2 or L4D.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:02:44 AM
No.718810004
>>718810223
>>718809952
>adding more depth and strategy is bad
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:03:01 AM
No.718810025
>>718810163
>>718809498
>>718809560
Game is honestly too complicated. The economics, laning, last hitting/denying, team fighting, map positioning, and game flow of a MOBA along with 360 degree movement and aiming on nearly every skill.
I got to high MMR and I like the game, but I am saying it won't be popular long term because people will get frustrated and quit.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:03:03 AM
No.718810030
>>718810082
>>718809974
dota is much bigger than both of those games if you go by player numbers
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:03:30 AM
No.718810057
>>718810231
>>718810486
>>718809957
So do alot of companies and they pump out unplayable trash
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:03:53 AM
No.718810082
>>718810030
yeah but not if you go by vibes
>Valve's game development died for the shittiest, gayest, most dead on arrival game ever in the history of gaming.
Even Sony knew when to pull the plug for concord.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:04:37 AM
No.718810135
>>718809974
Lol it wont be bigger then dota 2 its not even bigger then tf2
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:04:42 AM
No.718810140
>>718809974
I like you. You get it.
>>718809560
it's the only thing they've made since portal 2.
Oh who am I kidding, it's going to fall in the underlords bucket.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:05:02 AM
No.718810163
>>718810025
i picked it up super fast and it felt very intuitive to me, shitters can just play their own pace of the game in the low leagues, you could say the same hting about dota and league and they are both very popular
also it seems like they are working on an additional more casual mode like their own aram
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:05:13 AM
No.718810169
>>718809782
I didn't imply Marvel invented portals. They are the most recent team shooter game to use them in a similar implementation to Deadlock. It's a very easy point to grasp if you're not a 40 year old TF2 fan, desperately trying to recapture the magic on the next big Valve project.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:05:53 AM
No.718810213
>>718810278
>get back into deadlock
>been over a year, not really a tps or moba player
>decide to try one of the new heroes
>get completely obliterated in one match
>check my elo
>alchemist
valve can i please go back to the literally new tier my reflexes are shot
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:04 AM
No.718810223
>>718810341
>>718810004
>depth
>strategy
oh you mean the one where you remove engagement against enemy players in favor of engagement against NPC characters? that strategy? that depth?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:08 AM
No.718810229
>>718810317
>>718810361
>>718810085
There's a new half life out next year, dummy.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:10 AM
No.718810231
>>718810057
AAA devs have whatevers leftover after upper management is done committing budget fraud
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:06:48 AM
No.718810278
>>718810923
>>718810213
Can you see your ELO? I wonder what I am, I haven't played in forever either.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:19 AM
No.718810307
>>718810381
>>718810085
But enough about Artifact.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:26 AM
No.718810317
>>718810229
There literally is not, nigger.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:34 AM
No.718810327
>>718810879
when are we getting the micheal jackson hero or frank sinatra hero
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:48 AM
No.718810341
>>718810550
>>718810223
>having to manage your time and map positioning in order to gain a relative edge is bad
Yes, faggot, if you want to spend every single second engaged with the enemy then you're genuinely a 80 IQ retard, only the worst FPS feature that
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:07:50 AM
No.718810343
>>718810502
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:08:02 AM
No.718810361
>>718810229
mr. newell stop, my entire house is filled with fell for it again awards, I can't take any more of these!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:08:27 AM
No.718810381
>>718810307
>But enough about D(OA)eadlock
Ftfy
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:09:24 AM
No.718810432
>>718810703
>>718810085
>me when im a tasteless gormless 40+ year old retard who lost my eyes and uses my tongue to type
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:09:50 AM
No.718810454
>>718810562
Do not the cat
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:10:11 AM
No.718810486
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:10:25 AM
No.718810502
>>718809960
>>718810343
yea its actually awesome if you have a giant brain
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:10:48 AM
No.718810520
>>718810703
>>718810085
just say you can't keep up anymore Unc
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:11:00 AM
No.718810529
>>718809108
Yeah that "exploit" was completely fake and you're just gullible enough to believe any screenshot you see
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:11:06 AM
No.718810536
>>718810682
>>718804537
I'm surprised they'd go with stuff like this considering they removed a lot of IRL references in CS2, especially the IDF.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:11:16 AM
No.718810550
>>718810662
>>718810341
>wanting to pew pew in pew pew game is...le bad!
you have any tips for keeping bad dragons from falling out the ass? Your fellow shills need this expertise.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:11:26 AM
No.718810562
>>718810619
>>718810454
high chance of cosmetic pets for the hideout, since they said we can customize the hideout in the future
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:12:12 AM
No.718810619
>>718810989
>>718810562
headcrab pet when
>>718798009
The competitive aspect turns me off entirely, personally I think I would love it if it was a regular game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:01 AM
No.718810662
>>718810878
>>718810550
>i'm such an ADHD poltroon that i NEED stimulation every single second otherwise YOUR GAME BAD BECAUSE IT NO ENTERTAIN ME
Go play something else then faggot
but no actually good FPS of course, those feature waiting and map control
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:29 AM
No.718810682
>>718810536
They're adding in a playable Catholic priest too. The team working on this one doesn't give a shit.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:30 AM
No.718810684
>>718810868
>>718811804
people love to say
>THIS GAME TOO HARD!!!
but i really appreciate valve for not cucking out and making this game baby brained like Rivals, its rare to have a dev that makes an actually skillful and deep game in the modern age
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:35 AM
No.718810694
>>718810783
what characters are good for a newshitter?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:13:46 AM
No.718810703
>>718810432
>>718810520
>He said, middle-agedly
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:17 AM
No.718810743
>>718810784
>>718811253
>>718809960
its not anymore complex than most hero shooters
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:14:35 AM
No.718810762
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:00 AM
No.718810781
>>718811278
>>718810628
I get you but it's nice to finally have a great game to git gud at, that competitive edge will always feel rewarding when you get better and better
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:02 AM
No.718810783
>>718814792
>>718810694
abram, punch the shit out of people
infernus, burn the shit out of people
seven, electrocute the shit out of people (play ult seven if you are new, easiest way to play him)
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:03 AM
No.718810784
>>718810857
>>718810743
Thats because it's DOA and no one is playing
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:21 AM
No.718810796
>>718801759
I miss when Valve made games for normal nerds
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:15:58 AM
No.718810821
>>718810892
>>718798009
Take a shower
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:21 AM
No.718810847
>>718797875 (OP)
>what if dota is overwatch
Look i know bug men and jeets are the highest population on earth but they have ingroup preference and wont buy non chink/jeet products...unless its porn, they love porn of white women.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:28 AM
No.718810857
>>718810986
>>718810784
crazy that we are currently at 50k players and rising during our invite only alpha, see you in open beta!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:37 AM
No.718810868
>>718810921
>>718810684
If it were any other company, great, but it's from Valve, who made several shooters with a low skill floor. Potential players are inevitably going to be turned away at the door.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:47 AM
No.718810878
>>718810969
>>718810662
FPS? who said anything about FPS? I thought this was a third person shooter.
You're slipping, I think I can push you just a little further.
Why is it that in every non CS multiplayer valve first person shooter, I can engage in useful movement and shooting at all times against enemy players? Why is deadlock the exception?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:16:48 AM
No.718810879
>>718810327
Never, now enjoy your Elvis Presley hero.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:00 AM
No.718810892
>>718810821
He is taking a shower, competifags are the ones who don't shower.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:29 AM
No.718810921
>>718811032
>>718810868
eh, dota has a pretty high skill floor so idk
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:29 AM
No.718810923
>>718811278
>>718811407
>>718810628
You are sadly 10 years too late for non competitive pvp games if it's any fun mechanically past random friends fun game it's going to be competitive just cause of how zoomers are
>>718810278
You can see if you enable in settings and check profile
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:17:52 AM
No.718810941
>>718811278
>>718810628
Same, they really need to add some casual modes.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:18:14 AM
No.718810969
>>718811179
>>718810878
>I can engage in useful movement and shooting at all times against enemy players?
You can't, you've only played garbage if you're constantly engaged with the other fag
>HURRDURR EVERYONE WHO CALLS ME AN IDIOT IS ACTUALLY A SHILL
no, you're just exceptionally fucking stupid
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:18:28 AM
No.718810986
>>718811431
>>718810857
>thinks 50k is a good number for a game that is already open to the public via an invite beta that everyone is invited to.
It's DOA, fag, just accept it.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:18:33 AM
No.718810989
>>718810619
Whenever Half Life 3 releases
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:18:48 AM
No.718811002
>>718811101
>>718811118
it's a good game, low barrier to entry but high skill ceiling with enough interesting mechanics to spend hours figuring out
but it's too niche and it'll die like tribes did
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:19:07 AM
No.718811025
>>718811131
When are they adding Gordon Freeman as a hero.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:19:14 AM
No.718811032
>>718811378
>>718810921
nope, it doesn't.
it has a high skill floor for playing well, and a rock bottom (at the bottom of the marianas) skill floor for just playing the game.
You're literally playing a RTS game with 1 unit. The floor is not high.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:19:33 AM
No.718811050
>>718797875 (OP)
I really like this style and characters of this game but man do I hate the gameplay. I wish they would add a turbo mode like in dota 2 so I didn't have to mindlessly farm creeps or lose. Teamfights are fun and the actual PvP is crazy technical which I like but holy fuck is farming boring.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:20:22 AM
No.718811101
>>718811164
>>718811002
Then why aren't you playing it?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:20:42 AM
No.718811118
>>718811002
How tf do people in this thread keep saying low barrier to entry, imo it's the hardest moba to get past the 20 hour gameplay mark due to just getting stomped if you don't learn cause unlike other mobas you can't just stick in a single lane and stay slightly behind if not on pace
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:20:54 AM
No.718811131
>>718811189
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:21:35 AM
No.718811164
>>718811220
>>718811101
I'm eating dinner right now
quesadilla with carnitas and the green sauce
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:21:46 AM
No.718811179
>>718811303
>>718810969
WHOA! SHILL?
Now you're just hallucinating! You're losing it!
As for calling games garbage, you must really enjoy calling TF2 and L4D games garbage huh? Does it hurt? Knowing that deadlock will always have a traveling circus of clowns filling up every section of the map as a part of a "moba resource management system"?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:21:55 AM
No.718811189
>>718811410
>>718811131
What do they call the heroes in this game, Cultists?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:22:22 AM
No.718811220
>>718811164
>doesnt eat AND game
Ngmi
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:22:55 AM
No.718811252
>>718811107
Yjk he's going to call for Doorman to be nerfed after this.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:22:56 AM
No.718811253
>>718811285
>>718810743
Does Overwatch have a shop with 70+ different items complete with bespoke interaction between some?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:18 AM
No.718811278
>>718811368
>>718810781
Ya, it's a nice game, Valve is finally working on something, though I wish it wasn't a competitive game, I can't find myself enjoying playing against others unless I am 5 stacking for fun or something among those lines, I also get the feeling that the developers may feel the same since they do not wish to work on Team Fortress or Counter Strike, though it's anybody's guess as to what's going on at privately owned Valve
>>718810941
I think there's a singleplayer practice mode thing that's similar to a regular match, I don't remember though
>>718810923
>You are sadly 10 years too late
Well, then I shall either find a way or make one, plenty of fun games to be found out and about
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:19 AM
No.718811279
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:27 AM
No.718811285
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:33 AM
No.718811292
>>718811107
jesus it looks like overwatch or valorant with all the shit going on
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:23:42 AM
No.718811303
>>718811506
>>718811179
>calling TF2 and L4D games
ESL
You're also absolutely not always engaged in either game and that you would pretend to be so shows you've never played either of them. You've overplayed your hand. You have no actual issue with deadlocked you're just some form of anti-steam shill.
We're done here
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:24:48 AM
No.718811359
>>718811426
>>718811731
>>718800607
She reminds me a lot of Idubbz' girlfriend. Same haircut and everything.
She should have a hime cut instead.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:00 AM
No.718811368
>>718811278
>I think there's a singleplayer practice mode thing that's similar to a regular match
There's a sandbox and you can verse bots but no casual PvP modes which they really should add.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:10 AM
No.718811378
>>718811661
>>718811032
well same goes for deadlock then, its literally just a shooter with some abilities, and most people are more comfortable with shooters than RTS style top down shit, the lack of creepstacking + courier honestly makes deadlock easier for most players
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:41 AM
No.718811407
>>718810923
>just cause of how zoomers are
A big part of it is also just game design. Small teams, matchmaking only, removing RNG that help noobs get a kill every now and then so they don't outright quit, etc. But that's what you design when you outsource playtesting to an unpaid audience of over-enthusiastic autists that don't remotely represent the average player
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:25:42 AM
No.718811410
>>718811508
>>718811524
>>718811189
Freeman is no hero, he doomed humanity
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:26:00 AM
No.718811426
>>718811359
I don't see it, Anisa is fucking hideous and somehow even more evil and soulless than the actual vampire.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:26:11 AM
No.718811431
>>718810986
keep coping and camping our threads as we keep climbing! looking forward to your cope when it enters open beta!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:26:55 AM
No.718811479
>>718804753
I was unaware bellhops could create portals.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:27:20 AM
No.718811506
>>718811303
anon, you've already outed yourself as a shill from your persecution complex, but let me teach you something.
Left for dead? L4D? There were two of those games.
Therefore, one may refer to them as the "L4D games".
Is this clear enough for you? Are you done enough with your day's quota of acting tough on the internet?
>you're also absolutely not always engaged in either game
Except you are. By having a infiltration type character in spy, TF2 is always an engagement against hypothetical enemy movement.
In the L4D games, the enemy mob serve as constant distraction for the asymmetric enemy players. The trick is in using the unknown. You'll also notice that these mobs serve a much more active purpose than the creeps in deadlock.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:27:21 AM
No.718811508
>>718811410
As opposed to a game full of homosexuals?
Frank Herbert was right.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:27:37 AM
No.718811524
>>718811410
>t. Breen moments before plummeting to his death
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:29:01 AM
No.718811597
>>718805659
no your problem is that you're schizophrenic and imagining things nigga get off the pc and take a bath
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:29:49 AM
No.718811651
is the vampire gorl good if you can't aim. shes literally the only reason im coming back to try this game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:30:03 AM
No.718811661
>>718811378
You're starting to get it. The goal of deadlock is to to maximize the playerbase, maximize the cosmetics marketability, and maximize the playtime, at the cost of everything else.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:30:41 AM
No.718811702
>>718805709
Sorry buddy, TF2 is older and will outlive you
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:31:27 AM
No.718811731
>>718811359
>She should have a hime cut instead.
Fuck off weeaboo
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:32:49 AM
No.718811793
Dr Strange bros...
Did we just get completely mogged?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:32:58 AM
No.718811804
>>718811860
>>718810684
is this image pre-vampire mina
God Doorman's voice acting is so fucking good. He sounds and inflects like Vincint Price and it's SUCH a fucking good character.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:33:55 AM
No.718811860
>>718811937
>>718811804
that girl is jp so its actually pre alienified yamato
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:35:01 AM
No.718811927
>>718811107
What does it look like from the other end? I wanna seem them run through the hotel.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:35:08 AM
No.718811931
>>718811848
Marry him if you like him so much
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:35:14 AM
No.718811937
>>718811860
a shame that killing yamato's brother turned her into a greylmao
cruel fate
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:36:28 AM
No.718811997
>>718811848
pippa is streaming right now
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:36:35 AM
No.718812004
>>718811848
>get a headshot as doorman
>1% chance for him to say "you have great aim" to the player
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:36:54 AM
No.718812027
>>718812064
>>718812160
So how is Doorman? Is he support? Utility? Assassin? Disruption?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:37:35 AM
No.718812064
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:37:44 AM
No.718812070
>>718813587
>>718800607
>the hammer on her gun is a bat wing
such a funny attention to detail
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:38:22 AM
No.718812108
>>718804753
>Hero-like
Anon.
Most of dotas """heroes""", with a few exceptions are extreme assholes, its part of the charm.
Doorman and Oracle are similar. Unassuming servants who are actually manipulative psychopaths with powers that require coercion.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:39:08 AM
No.718812152
im sorry bros but Doorman is unironically PURE SOVL
he completely mogs a majority of the characters in other hero shooterz
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:39:12 AM
No.718812160
>>718812027
He mans the door
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:40:16 AM
No.718812223
>>718812264
>>718812765
don't make another fucking thread
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:40:58 AM
No.718812257
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:41:13 AM
No.718812264
>>718812223
They're not that smart anon.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:41:58 AM
No.718812306
>>718812414
Wait so can you only place doors horizontally?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:43:35 AM
No.718812414
>>718812503
>>718812306
horizontally and must be attached to flat geometry that is tall enough. essentially they want you to create doors on walls, and nothing else.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:43:37 AM
No.718812417
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:43:47 AM
No.718812424
>>718812398
yes and only getting better
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:44:18 AM
No.718812448
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:45:00 AM
No.718812503
>>718812414
I guess it follows Portal logic
But I'm sad it isn't as busted as Strange's portals
Though I guess it's way more spammable
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:45:32 AM
No.718812531
>>718812662
I'm waiting for this semen demon
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:45:52 AM
No.718812550
DEADLOCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GONNA MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR PATRON
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:48:09 AM
No.718812662
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:48:42 AM
No.718812693
>>718812398
its fast paced and pretty difficult
not a chill guy game
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:50:17 AM
No.718812765
>>718812223
Quick, someone make another thread to spite this anon!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:53:46 AM
No.718812964
>>718813873
Can you use your ult on allies?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:04:14 AM
No.718813587
>>718800607
>>718812070
Better yet
>her purse clasps are shaped like fangs.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:09:30 AM
No.718813873
>>718812964
no, you can use the luggage cart on allies to throw them into your enemies to initiate or through one of your portals though
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:12:19 AM
No.718814042
Buff Shiv.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:18:34 AM
No.718814397
>>718800607
I goon for she
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:25:28 AM
No.718814792
>>718810783
>Ult seven
BROWN BRAIN DETECTED. You play orb-max seven you philistine. Increased AOE, increased ability charges, all spirit. You can still ult very effectively as well but you can also duel better and do the dank stun + orb + ult combo to wreck people who try to duel you.