Thread 718817140

>playing game in the dark
>see something moving unnaturally in my peripheral vision
>its a shadow that has several legs
>turn lights on
>see pic rel just watching me in silence on my monitor power cable
>i freak the fuck out and it just vanishes
THERE IS A CENTIPEDE IN MY FUCKING ROOM AND IT JUST USED STEALTH
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH
HELP MEEEEEEE
THIS IS NOT A JOKE HOW DID IT JUST VANISH AHHHHHHHHHH-
WHERE IS IT? WHERE??

>>718817140 (OP)
Did you know in Japan these guys are 10x larger, are venomous, and actively aggressive towards humans? You don't know how good you have it.

I think that image is one of the foot long ones, so unless you're in Arizona I don't think it's one of those

You've got no choice, anon. You have to mix beach and vinegar in there.

>>718817140 (OP)

I've become an old man who generally leaves buggins alone (unless they bother me like flies), including house centipedes since they usually just run away anyway. Maybe it's just cause I live on the East Coast of USA so there's just not much to worry about aside from Blrumpf.

>>718817243
>>718817326
>>718817478
HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN HERE
I AHVE NO WINDOWS
MY DOOR IS ALWAYS CLOSED
MY PC IS IN A CORNER WHERE THERE ARE NO CRACKS OR ANYTHING
FUCKING HOW

>>718817140 (OP)
Once while we were playing dungeons and dragons with 2 of my friends in his room we heard the crinkle of rustling paper coming from under his bed. We thought maybe it was a mouse but it turned out to be an enormous wolf spider the size of a grown man's hand. We fled the room. When we gathered the courage to hunt it we couldn't find it again.

>>718817594
They're super fast and they can fit between small cracks.

Holy shit OP it's gonna get you!

>>718817140 (OP)
Just killed one of these fuckers yesterday in the dogs room. Looked it up afterwards and apparently they're mostly harmless to bigger mammals and humans so I felt kinda bad.

Why did God even make all these random scary insects?

>>718817708
you're doing the species a favor by getting rid of the ones with the 'break cover around humans' gene

HOLY FUCK IT APPEARED
ON MY FUCKING WALL

>>718817612
That might have been a fishing spider, they look very similar to the wolfies and are very big for living in a colder climate.

>>718817760
oh! that's a house centipede! they cant harm you. in fact their little centipede faces are kind of cute

>>718817594
>He doesn't know

>>718817594
>HOW DID IT EVEN GET IN HERE
Pour a shitload of dishwasher down your kitchen sink and leave the tap running with scolding hot water. Go play VIDEO GAMES for 1-2 hours and then go close the tap.

>playing game in the dark
>turn on the lights
>see something black and small out of the corner of my eyes
>its just spider bro running over my pillow
>shoo him behind my bed
>he will hunt tonight
>thank you spider bro

>>718817140 (OP)
Chill out, it's just Hornet's friend wanting to play Silksong with you.

>>718817140 (OP)
Centipedes are good creatures. They're some of the only insects to care for their young (along with great daddy longlegs) and they eat pests like cockroaches. Leave them alone and we'll leave you alone.

>>718817567
these things WILL crawl over your body and WILL reach your head or face, never ignore them

these faggots are way more annoying

>>718818026
>centipedes
>insects

>>718817140 (OP)
Go pet it.

>>718818075
Give it a burger then pet it.

>>718818060
Silverfish are cute. Fuck you.

I've had a roach infestation for over a decade now. Would not recommend.

>>718818142
Let it clean itself after you give it a burger and pet it.

CENTIPEDE DOWN
I REPEAT
CENTIPEDE DOWN
I TOOK IT OUT WITH A SWIFFER
REST IN PIECES (LITERALLY) BUG BITCH

>>718818230
Watch your fucking back, pal. The bug community won't forget this.

>>718818230
:(

>>718817140 (OP)
Back when i was around 12 my family would move often, and one time we moved in this very shitty concrete moldy house, and i remember how sometimes i would see those fuckers moving in the cracks at ceilling in the night.

>>718818230
looks like you managed to not spill his guts, nice

>>718818230
what if there are 2 of them? didn't think about that did ya?

bugs are literal aliens arent they

>>718818397
They're just funky little dudes.

>>718817760
If you see house centipedes in your house, that means there's a lot of cockroaches close to your house, or already inside your place, let the centipede work eating the insects, and it will leave you alone when it's done

>>718818230
Good job, anon! Fuck the bugs. The other 2 humans in this thread know you're a real hero.

>>718818397
No, the real aliens live deep in the ocean.

I don't see house centipedes much where I live. I think they're killed and eaten by all the scorpions that like to hang out in my bathroom

>>718818449
Just wanna play vidya games...

>>718817140 (OP)
cum on it

>>718818230
Horrific. Terminate your lease. You've been warned.

>>718817140 (OP)
Spam roll and R1. If you want real life advice then /adv/ is down the hall and to the left.

>>718817140 (OP)
Hydrate.

>>718818230
You idiot, the centipede is there because it's eating cockroaches hiding around your house, or maybe inside your house, don't get surprised if you start seeing a lot of these fuckers in your kitchen, close to your food

>>718817754
thats a tough question to answer to someone with a judeo-christian understanding of God

I only ever see them in ky basement. I usually just ignore it because they're probably eating worse shit

>>718818618
is that a black mamba

>>718818618
some monkeys like to chew millipedes to get high

>>718818230
its not right to kill the innocent

>>718818652
I am no snake charmer but he seems too angry to be one.

>>718817760
Leave these alone when you see them. They don’t nest in your home. They literally just murder every insect they find and fuck off once the area is cleared. They’re actually a sign of good luck in some cultures

>>718818664
Nice

>Go outside to pet my cat on the lawn
>See a cool-ass spider web connected to a bush and the grass
>Go to take a picture of it
>Accidently step on the string connecting it to the ground because it's invisible, destroying it
>Little spider gets understandably upset and runs away into the bush
>Feel bad
>Stay up all night
>Next morning go to take the trash out
>On the path to the trash can is the exact same fucking spider and a half-finished web that he probably worked all night on to rebuild
>My dumbass walks into it and breaks it again
Spider bro I'm sorry!

>>718817140 (OP)
>playing video game
>see this thing crawling up my wall
>freeze in fear
>look away to see if I have anything to kill it with
>look back
>its gone
>it drops on my fucking head because it crawled up to my ceiling and its legs are fucking clumsy
AAAAIEEEEE

>>718818065
I learned something new today

>>718818618
Millipede:
>bro, I have a billion fucking legs
Snake:
>why?

by the way the scariest thing i have ever seen was when i left a cup of icecream on the counter one hot summer for like 3 hours
when i came back there was a colony of ants just crawling all over it. i have no idea where they came from. it was teh most bizzare scary shit i have ever seen

Time to retell the story how I was sexually assaulted.
>Bing-chilling in the middle of the night during summer because sleeping schedule is fucked
>Moth the size of a thumbnail lands on my monitor
>Not the first time one has visited me like this, but I decide to wiggle my fingers at it to mimic its antennae
>It stops moving and just starts at my hand, then actually jumps on it for a second, then back to the monitor
>Repeat this the next few nights with the moth landing further up my arm towards my shoulder and staying longer each time
>One night I wiggle at it
>It lands on my thigh
>"Aw it's exploring"
>It starts crawling up my thigh
>"Moth-chan where are you going?"
>It crawls into my boxers and I never see it again
So that's how I ended up possibly cock-voring a moth.
I know I didn't squish it because I made sure not to move at all while it was doing whatever it was doing.

>>718818230
https://youtube.com/watch?v=znNOw-FytbA

>>718817140 (OP)
Those guys do not scare me because they are dry, just like spiders, but i am really scared of frogs, snails and anything that is slimy and wet. I get jumpscared every time i see a picture of a frog here. Funny how phobias works.

>turn on light in bedroom
>centipede behind me on the ceiling
>okay, cool
>tactically retreat to hallway to grab squishing boot
>turn around and look up
>centipede moves slightly towards me, curls up into a U shape, army paradrops from ceiling onto the floor, and goes scurrying behind the dresser

I slept in this room a lot easier before I knew they were dropping from the fucking ceiling

>>718818950
?

>>718818931
You would have felt it if it went into your dick.

>>718818995
There was a spider laying eggs in my ceiling lamp once. The spiders were air dropping onto my head and monitors and I couldn't figure out where the fuck they were coming from for the longest time

>>718818931
She's such a baddie

>>718818897
I have an habit of leaving my coffee out for a long time, often for hours, and drinking it cold. And at summer i need to put a lit on my cup because otherwise it gets full of ants. I live on the second floor and those fuckers crawl all the up here to drink my coffee.

>>718819074
I think I would kill myself if that happened to me

>>718817594
drain holes, they love moist and wet places

>>718818060
Disgusting little vermin. STOP EATING MY PAPERS YOU PISSES OF SHIT.
>>718818153
Beetles are cute. Bees are cute. Jumping Spiders are cute. Fireflies are cute. Silverfish are disgusting.

>>718818397
What a retarded thing to say. Insects evolved before mammals even existed, so if anything humans are the aliens, not us.

>>718818931
Another bug story, much more recently:
>Eating cereal at night, in the dark because fuck you
>It tastes kind of off
>Whatever, maybe it's just expired by a day or two
>Next box tastes the same a few days later, wonder what's up
>Turn on the light
>It's swarming with ants
I fucking ate hard tack covered in weevils like a pirate.

>>718819287
>not us

>>718819074
This fucking happened to me, too. They'd dangle down from the ceiling in front of my monitor, probably cause it was warm or something.

>>718819247
>pisses
I have such a hatred for Silverfish, every time I complain about them online I screw up my text. Impressive, it's the 4th time this has happened.

>>718817754
Adam and Eve sinned so we live in a fallen world so things attack to protect.

Throw evolution/adaptation in there at some level and the scariest forms survived because nobody ate them.

>>718817140 (OP)
be careful while sleeping, it's gonna crawl into your ear

>>718818037
when they are not in the basement, i capture them in a cup and put them in the basement. they hunt other bugs. they dont care about people, and if you are in an old house, they are worth keeping around.

>>718819312
>pool's closed

>>718817760
Just shoo it out with a broom into another room. Lil fella just wants to be left alone too, and will eat other bugs.

>>718817878
>*crawls into your mouth when you sleep*

>>718819074
I have shoulder lenght hair and some weeks ago i found a spider crawling around inside it. I only saw it when i saw something moving in the corner of my vision.

>>718819247
Silverfish are kinda cool just cause they're some of the most primitive insects

>>718818060
I hate these fuckers so much.

Look at this dude.

put me in the le screencap xD

>>718819459
First off, that is fucking terrifying
Secondly, take a fucking shower dude

I have a jumping spider that lives in my house. I see him like every week in a random spot, mostly in the kitchen.
I know it's the same one every time because he's missing a leg and I can immediately recognize him by that.
Love ya spiderbro.

>>718819312
I eat at dark too but every time i am about to take a bit i take my food or drink close to the monitor's light to make sure there is nothing inside it like that.

>>718818230
Leave these guys alone you ignorant fuck. House centipedes just want to be left alone in the dark and eat other bugs.

>>718819501
I doubt spiders are attracted to filth or anything, the little guy just dropped from the ceilling and happened to land on my hair. I do take showers every day too.

War is coming.

>>718819628
then why the fuck was it crawling on my monitor power cable huh???

>>718819395
these things leave their poop and remains all over the place and those attract even more bugs
you should kill anything that crawls on sight, there's no such thing as beneficial bug unless you're keeping them as a pet

>>718817243
>Centipede: :/
>Centipede Japan: :O

>>718818060
i live near the coast, beach is like 3mins away.
fuck these things.

>>718818230
Nigger it was protecting you from roaches and other bugs dumbass

>>718819341
And you treated them just like you treated that girl that was interested in you back in High-school.
They just wanted to say hello! To see what you were playing! But you had to be mean!!!!

When you talk about centipedes, are you guys talking about big ones or is it a phobia thing like spiders? I can’t picture ever seeing one here in Florida, though I probably have. Tons of millipedes, but they’re as threatening as a toad. One time I saw a wheel bug that I swear was at least 3 inches long, and one of these fuckers was on my porch last year

OP will cry for help when the turks invade his home.
Help will not come.

>>718819459
That happened to me a few times when my hair was long. It was always from me unknowingly walking through a spiderweb when going outside to collect the newspaper.

>>718819738
She should have taken a more appealing form then.

>>718819664
i dont kill spiders either, so any bug that sneaks through my windows have their days numbered. spiders and house centipedes are the only two that get to stay.

One time I bought a couch from Ashley Furniture and a big ass centipede like yours came crawling the fuck out when I was gaming one day and I just sperged out and hit it with a cutting board until dead.

Earwigs are the worst. Fuck you Eurasia

>keep my apartment spotless for the last 10 years
>never seen a single bug
>roaches start showing up
>exterminator tells me the freaks above me have an infestation
this sucks ass bros

>>718817140 (OP)
Once I had a centapid peak through a gap in the doorframe, sprayed it to oblivion. I guess your room is the centapid's, now, anon. Get used to sleeping on the living room couch until it leaves on its own accord.

>>718819312
How does this happen? Do you not keep your cereals closed in your pantry in some way, such as with the clear bag sealed or inside a big plastic container box? Do you not spray in your pantry floor? Do you not try to seal up cracks with caulk or tape or alcohol-soaked paper towels?

>Centipedes are considered one of the most scary and disgusting looking animals on Earth
>Meanwhile Pokemon makes a centipede pokemon and furries want to fuck it

>>718820041
It's the last thing, yeah. My house is from 1890 and the land I'm on is literally worth like a hundred thousand while the house itself is barely worth a hundred bucks.
Just look how dirty my tub is from the decades of use. That dirt is baked into it, no scrubbing can get it out.

>>718820064
There is no pokemon that furries do not want to fuck.

>>718820064
It's a millipede, not a centipede. You can tell because the middle evolution is coiled up like one.

>after years
>all the Re**** arachnophobes finally managed to crowdfund and buy a submarine
>"We're free!"
>"We'll never have to encounter another spider in our lives!"
>tfw img
Silly "jokes" aside, Spiders really are some of God's finest work, simply amazing creatures that have survived just so fucking much is insane.
2 amazing spiders more people should know about. Simply amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsXN7ZMi7mE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWec266Lo3Q
and another fun interesting little video on spiders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsMYu-h37w

Threads like this are why I still come here.

>>718820013
Did you tell him to go exterminate them? Them being the freaks upstairs? The freaks being the tenants upstairs?

>>718818026
earwigs also take of their young. fun fact

>>718820143
What kind of bug is that?

>>718819884
>was expecting Stoya Shelob
>got mildly jumpscared
Lmao nice pick
>>718820178
Also, you could probably make a game with multiple different Spider classes.

>>718820280
I dunno but it eats worms, so it's cool in my book.

>>718820178
Lets hope we do not run in the same problem when we start to explore space. Giant alien spiders are no joke.

>>718818026
>>718820242
The mom literally lets her children eat her alive so they can survive.

>>718818852
back to the youtube comments with you

>>718819884
It doesn't take much, honestly.

>>718820323
i saw a video of this and it had a big ad for sports gambling on the bottom

>>718820143
>My house is from 1890
Holy shit that must be so cool, maybe super haunted too
>the land I'm on is literally worth like a hundred thousand
NEVER SELL IT
>the house itself is barely worth a hundred bucks.
Sounds like you need some serious renovation
>how dirty my tub is from the decades of use. That dirt is baked into it, no scrubbing can get it out
Damn, that's not healthy for your cool lizard. Have you considered using ant baits, investing in buying things like what I mentioned and then going insane at every single crack you see? Have you considered investing in food-grade diatomaceous earth + a puffer to puff it into places you cannot and will most likely never reach, but that all the insects can and do reach? Have you considered utterly demolishing the home and erasing everything to kill all insects possible, then building anew?

>>718820321
Space is for cockroaches

>>718820210
Earwigs are based.
>see this huge pincer?
>looks scary doesn't it
>actually it's for holding onto bros, not for defence
>yeah it's not sharp and i have like, no muscles haha

>>718817243
>Pass the controller, bro

>>718818448
I've literally never seen a cockroach in my life, but these things are everywhere.

>>718819692
Innit crazy how its true even in nature

>>718817140 (OP)
>Be me back in high school
>Cracked off of ritalin to the point I can barely sleep
>Dumbass brother brings home a box of hobo clothes and starts an infestation
>Basically get used to being attacked by bugs throughout the day to the point where I can reflexively grab the nearest object and whip one out of flight in one motion if I spot one
>Dead tired and fast asleep one night
>Snap awake to full lucidity and slap my wall full strength
>Hand fucking hurts
>Realize I just crushed some massive beetle and it's 2am
This happened to me multiple times

>>718820471
>I've literally never seen a cockroach in my life
Now you know why :D

>>718819884
>>718820321
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVcJbkLJEuI

>>718820394
I'm sadly a rentoid, can't demo the house.
I have been using ant bait traps and they finally started working well, we used to kill hundreds a day, now we only see a couple at most.
I've been tempted to go on a calking rampage, but I'll probably need to talk to the land lord first, who's a 90 year old chinaman. Fun fact, he sends one of his goons every winter to crawl under my house to turn off the cold water pipes so they don't freeze, and I have to go in there every spring to turn it back on. It's like an eight meter belly-crawl through sharp-ass rocks and raccoon shit. I feel like I'm in a Vietnam spider hole every time I do it.
And yeah I've started using the sink we had installed a few years ago to clean the lizard.

>>718820193
i wish it was that easy. they have kids running down the halls at 3am every day

>>718820317
Hey i remember you, from the unboxing thread
>the orbfag was raped by a moth

>>718820630
>sadly a rentoid
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
GET A NEW PLACE
DO NOT SUBJECT YOURSELF TO ALL THIS
>ant bait traps
Back where I used to live before now, we had pharaoh ants. Because the apartment buildings were built shoddily from the start and they hadn't done proper pest control or put those weird things in the foundations to keep insects away, the entire building and all the residences inside were infested with pharaoh ants down to the foundations and the very roots of the place. No matter how hard I tried to seal cracks and use a specific ant bait I found off amazon, nothing worked forever. These millimeter-long things came out of the gaps in the fucking windows, out of the swiss cheese holes inside the kitchen island, out of the sides of the outlets from within the wall voids, behind the bathroom mirrors, anywhere you could possibly imagine. Horrifying and sanity-draining to deal with. I am glad to never face them again here where I live now.
>90 year old chinaman
Kill him
>sends one of his goons every winter to crawl under my house to turn off the cold water pipes so they don't freeze, and I have to go in there every spring to turn it back on. It's like an eight meter belly-crawl through sharp-ass rocks and raccoon shit. I feel like I'm in a Vietnam spider hole every time I do it.
Nobody should have to do this. Nobody
>using the sink we had installed a few years ago to clean the lizard
Hope he likes it. Also my opinion is you should be spending your money to fight your living situation and improve your quality of life instead of buying /trash/ level round balloon fictional girl plushies to fuck

>>718817140 (OP)
Goold?

>>718820630
By the way, the bait is Bayer Max Force Fleet in case you care to look into it and if it might help against whatever species of ant is tormenting you

>>718820926
/v/ is a lot smaller than you'd think, man. I'm pretty sure there's only like two hundred real people, max.
>>718820979
This is vancouver island. The chinese own every building because they bought them all like 100 years ago and are using rhino dicks and dog tails to keep themselves alive with ancient chinese magic.
There's no escape.
And no I don't fuck the orbs, I just think they're cute and I cuddle them when I sleep sometimes.

>>718818448
If it's not in your place, then it's in an adjacent apartment.

>>718821104
>vancouver island
I don't know if your situation is better or worse than mine, because I live in the dreaded Florida
>chinese own every building because they bought them all like 100 years ago
First come first served, yeah I know how it goes
>using rhino dicks and dog tails to keep themselves alive with ancient chinese magic.
Have you tried investing in real life cultivation to match them?
>I don't fuck the orbs, I just think they're cute
Ah, a pure anon. It has been a long time since I've found one here...

>>718821326
NTA but I'd bet Vancouver is worse, housing prices there are just comically bad. Also the Chinese thing is "recent" and a terrible decision by the Government to allow it, but I won't delve deeper into politics.

>>718821710
Oh yeah every house here costs at minimum of two million.

>>718818026
>we’ll

>>718820178
They are disgusting, deplorable creatures that have caused humanity endless grief and we all would have been better off with them dead.

>>718822230
I agree, people who whine about spiders are the worst.

>>718818230
enjoy your roaches retard

Is OP still alive

>>718822441
'pedes got him.

>>718817140 (OP)
They are harmless man don't hate them because they looks creepy :(
Just throw them in your garden

>>718818230
Fuck you

>>718817760
>see house centipede
leave it alone
>see silverfish
genocide

>>718817878
>working on game late at night
>see spider crawl down wall
>it freezes half way down like it didn't expect to see me
>its frozen for 2 minutes like it isn't sure what to do
>it slowly walks around the corner of the wall towards the doorway (where all the insects usually get in)
I like spiders as long as they aren't the poisonous ones and leave you alone. Anything that eats these stupid gnats and flies is a friend of mine.

>>718822629
Very cute

>>718818204
forcipules are so cool

>>718817243
>most sane /int/ jp poster be like

>>718822494
this explains the rise of modern tendie shills

Video games?

>>718822494
they're learning....

>>718823029
Spiders caused 9/11.

>the most human thread on /v/ is about insects
heh

>>718823173
They're rad.

>>718822842
>*rolls RNG to decide if they give you a debilitating, lifelong disease*
>>718823029
I have a new fear for flying.

Do Americans really have shit like this inside their houses?

>>718822992
Jumping Spiders are actual Spec Ops, they have an amazing range of different vision senses, 360º vision, they can "rappel" down quickly...
Also fun fact, you can see inside their heads when they're babies, and there you can see that their eyes are like telescopes.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f-kOezEOpvk
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/snIEUs_ijPc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8Dy5qGQguak

>>718823198
>pic
"explodes(non-violently)"-guy's favorite insect

>>718817567
>decide to be benevolent and let these guys live from now on
>haven't seen a single cockroach inside all summer
I'm thinking they're based.

>>718823287
Yes, one of the few animals that can properly process how big humans are instead of just seeing us through smells and vague shapes and colours.

>>718818230
BIG-ROACH WINS AGAIN THANKS TO DER GOLEM

>dude leave house centipedes alone they are harmless
>just ignore the fact their bite is INSANELY fucking painful and they have a high chance just dropping on your face and shit while sleeping
I will never understand why people defend these shits so much? Might as well leave cockroaches and all other shit alone as well?

>>718823173
/van/ threads are always great

>>718817140 (OP)
It's too late anon, it's already in your blood.

>>718820064
wtf is with this particular poke and shitton of futa/ponuts?
is it a single millionaire autist comming all this shit?

>>718817760
ever since i moved to new york these shits are everywhere

>>718823429
All the twitter posters, /pol/ retards, and other related culture war bots stay away. They're comfy and I'm glad we have them once a week or so. Almost all of my 3,574 animal pictures and videos I have saved are from /v/.

>>718823287
>>718823353
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>>718823356
LMAO

>>718817567
I have never seen one of these things, it's too cold here for em I think
T. Midwest

>>718823646
I'm in Indiana and see them all the time.

>>718822629
ive detangled hornets and mice like this and they behave willingly as well

In Brazil we get these little dudes if there are bugs near you or in the adjacent apartments.

>>718817140 (OP)
I'm thankful that I've only encountered one of these things in person only once so far.
>in bed
>on the verge of going to sleep
>hear cat pawing at something on the ground
>look and see something wriggling
>shine phone flashlight down on it
>see that it's a centipede and it bolts into my closet
There was also one time where one of my relatives was bitten by one on their foot and they were in total pain. I seriously don't like these things despite the important role that they play in the environment.

>playing Vidya
>this fucker shows up on my window

>>718824159
Dude let him in, that's a fairy. Don't you believe in faeries?

>>718817243
They're all venemous, not just the asian ones.

>dude they are totally harmless!
>except for the fact their bite is some of the most painful shit you can experience
I hate the bug propaganda in this thread

>>718823502
>Some guy draws the Pokemon with a equine dick and puffy anus
>Everyone else does it
That's it. But if it was something very specific like giant versions of Falco and Fox McCloud fucking in a city while the humans below look on In horror, then that's something a millionaire autist is commissioning.

>>718823997
These little geckos are just the cutest. I also like the "outside variant", little dudes just like to chill on the sun.
I used to try and pet them whenever I saw one, some would allow me to. One day I went to pet one and it jumped and screamed and I almost shat my pants lmao.

I can hear a rat in my wall right now, right next to me.

>>718824159
He's a big bug

>>718824765
Give it some cheese, they have it hard enough as is. Not to mention the traps people set out. Imagine coming home to a warm burner on the table and your sister just fucking dies from eating it. That shit sucks.

>>718824858
I just saw it, it's a mouse. The last one I caught was in my bath tub. It crawled up the shower curtain and couldn't get back out, so I tried to calm it down but people were trying to sleep, so I just gently picked it up by the tail and put it out the bathroom window, which is a very short drop.

>>718819339
love these little fuckers

This whole thread is horrifying, good job OP us HUMANS don't tolerate the insect kingdom

>come back into room at 2am getting ready for bed
>see something perched up in the corner
>its a fucking snake
>takes 2 hours moving all the furniture outside to finally get it out the door and outside

i wont ever forget that shit

>>718825270
It just wanted to cuddle you. It's cold at night.

>>718819648
Nigga straight out of Mushihimesama

>>718819738
Fuuuuuuck dude she's so hot

>>718819998
Rules of nature

>>718824858
rodent paws typed this post

>>718817243
I was in Thailand once, waste deep in fucking slum shit water doing repair work and a big ass centipede started swimming around us. Fucking terrifying.

>>718825187
Disco Elysium

>>718825468
I think it was on of these fuckers: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKtWvZwnpXM

Apparently they are amphibious centipedes that are native to southeast Asia.

>>718817760
Oh, my cats fuck around with these lads all the time.

>>718823858
he didn't fly so good

Ever since I've had mice in my house, bugs seem quaint in comparison. Mice are filthy and have a higher intelligence than bugs that makes them instinctually clever at avoiding capture. Bugs will crawl into your vision and can be killed in an instant. Mice will live in your walls and attempt to breed. They'll chew up your carpet and give diseases to your pets.

>>718819993
>working in a big garden center
>have outdoor fuseboxes on the greenhouses that attract all sorts of critters, mice, wasps, etc.
>open one of them to check the fuses
>so full of earwigs they actually start spilling out onto my shoes in a cascade
>can actually smell them, a weird sticky smell
>never open that fusebox again

>>718823646
They're adapted for caves.

Luv these guys like you wouldn’t believe when they show up
I had a centipede who crawled on me when I was in bed and I grabbed him and he started slithering across my hand and did a waving gesture with his tentacles, he was bro tier so I let him outside
Not silverfish tho they creep me out

>>718817878
Spiders are also bro tier. Unlike silverfish and TINY BLACK ANTS. I have spider who will crawl around and just say hey but have never bitten me, there was a brown recluse outside as well
I don’t really like granddaddy long legs doever

if you like insects you are a psychopath

>>718826448
And yet, someone likes you

>>718817140 (OP)
https://youtu.be/1h5yypRCrQQ

>>718826471
nobody likes me actually

>>718817878
I've left spiders alone ever since I found bed bugs in their webs when I had a small infestation

>>718824610
Based as fuck

>>718826559
I do anon

>>718817140 (OP)
Throw acid at it, i hate it too and filthy roach of course, honestly centipede is too op, how it move make me feeling uneasy, i'm okay with spider, scorpion.

>>718819451
Easy protein.

>>718817140 (OP)
They scared the shit of me in that King Kong game

>>718821063
Have you tried Terro ant baits? They're basically hive killer gel, some sort of delayed poison or something. Put one out and 3 days later there's no more ants.

>>718826448
You caught me

>>718817140 (OP)
>be cenipede
>waltz into some cunt's home
>see him play videogames
>he's an absolute dogshit performative gaymer
>get shellshocked by the realization that this worthless blob of meat managed to survive past the age of five, when my entire family got annihilated by lizarda and birds
>stand there, watching him in silence, contemplating existence
>he notices me, he spergs out like the rerarded turbofaggot he
>just sit there waiting to die, suffering terminal niggerfaggot fatigue, watching him cry about be on his shitty little imageboard for attention and validation
Life's not fair.

>>718820417
I miss Evilswarm Exciton knight and Lavalval Chain. Those were the days.

>>718825917
Misplay, going to sleep would have killed/KO'd the spider.

>>718822992
that's technically a video game.

>>718822615
silverfish are actually harmless though unless they somehow get to your books and paperwork. yeah they're not beneficial to have around but they don't do much besides scoot around

>>718827847
cute lil gbb. is it yours?

>>718817140 (OP)
I had a scare from baby spiders and their mom a couple of weeks ago. Freaked me out, but I think they're all gone now.

>>718828138
Nope. I don't like to have pets. They die eventually and I feel sad.

I don't like the concept of owning an animal. Animals are not objects and you're an animal too.

>>718828423
Then think of it as symbiosis. You get a warm thing to pet and they get every single need they will ever had catered to.

I hate this fucking thread and I hate you OP it's not even video games

>>718828516
yeah, that's better.

>>718819231
don't we all

>>718825352
kek

>>718828332
>medieval peasants looked at this and went: FORSOOTH, COULDDE THYS BEETH THE FOULE SPAWNE OF SATAN HIMSYLF???

>>718828809
Can't says I blame them.

>never remember seeing a centipede before
>touhou 18 comes out with this character
>one week later i find a centipede in my room
>never see one again
What the fuck?

>>718827763
You… it was you all along. You son of a bitch. The car accident, the fake call. You had someone call my PHONE.

>>718817140 (OP)
What's up bros, carpet beetle here

>>718820056
Standing here I realizeee

>>718817760
These are harmless.

>>718818230
Roach bros we fucking WON

>>718818230
Literal nigger behaviour

Bees love being pet. They'll lick you and everything.

>>718817140 (OP)
>killed a centilede in my bathroom
>a week later a bunch of those tiny black ants start swarming all over my bathroom
It was apparently keeping the ants at bay.

>>718819312
Shit like this is why I am mega paranoid of eating in the dark,in the previous house I used to live in we had cockroach infestations every fucking summer and they were very cocky and aggressive,like flying towards you and had no problem crawling on you.One night I was eating a sandwich and before taking a bite a notice this motherfucking cockroach just standing on it.

>playing game in the dark
>hear weird web spinning noises
>turn on the lights and turn around
>see this

I only keep small spiders and whatever those daddy long legs are around. Sometimes I just grab em and kill them. As a child I was dead afraid of almost every insect that wasn't a fucking fly, including butterflies. Nowadays at my workplace which is in the middle of fucking nowhere with trees and more trees, we have these >>718817140 (OP)
we have tarantulas, wasps, fucking everything I swear to god. I've been slowly getting less and less fearful of these things and I just let them fuck around and go.

>>718818230
Realistically if this motherfucker came running at you with a knife what would you do? Call the police? It might be too late

>>718817140 (OP)
Lucky bastard, they eat bugs that you apparently have for them to show up

>>718817140 (OP)
Milliepede mogs him.

>noticed a 2 inch centipede had climbed on to the shoulder part of my shirt's left sleeve
>stares at it while also exhaling on it
>it then raised its body and airdrops onto the grass

What was it thnking?

>>718823287
I knew it these were spying tools of the government

>>718831982
that your breath smells. Brush your teeth more often, anon.

>>718817140 (OP)
I just caught this little silverfish and took him to the bushes outside

>>718819312
Ants and weevils are different i reckon, but ever since i saw a bunch of weevs crawling through my oats (Since they hatch and trojan in grain) - i've been throwing all grain i buy into the freezer for 3 days.
Never seen any of these fuckers ever since.

>>718825187
>the bee in the hornet's jaws is still wiggling at the end
:(

>>718823465
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>718817140 (OP)
House centipedes don't look like that. Do you live in the desert or something?

I've finally been bitten enough by these bastards I no longer fear them. Only hate. Only these pieces of shit being scraped against the asphalt under my shoe, being crushed with a stick, cut to pieces with a machete. FUCK YOU.

>>718832589
>[ROACH HANDS TYPED THIS POST]

>>718818060
whats the objective way to deal with these fuckers if "Just clean up" is not an issue?
I keep seeing a bunch of them often and i really dont want my books to be fucked.

>>718818230
>all these seething replies from retards
Kek

>every other anon talking about roaches
what sort of filthy pigsty do you all live in?

kill spiders, behead spiders, roundhouse kick spiders into the concrete

>on parking lot before grocery store
>some fast black thing hits me in the face
>seemingly no harm done, go shopping
>keep blinking a lot for some reason
>halfway through the store, I feel something moving under my eyelid
>use phone camera to take a look
>there's a bug, and it's still alive
>eye starts to hurt, gets teary, blinking gets worse
>well, better get to the hospital
>quickly finish shopping
>eye keeps getting worse
>start doubting that I can drive in this condition
>get to car, take closer look in the rear view mirror
>my blinking ripped the bug to pieces and expelled the parts

Poor little fella had really bad luck.

>>718828809
>>718828980
Bats are cute, but they are retarted. Usually every few weeks I have one fly into my room at night, make a few rounds and leave. But recently they've been getting more frequent and started having a lot of trouble getting out again. After about 30 minutes they start to panic and slam into everything. Last week I had one try to climb into my PC fan.

>>718820143
Oh my fucking god Egg stop posting your fucking plushie in the discord and clean your bathtub nigga holy shit.

>>718833086
Spiders are good.
>>718833213
Please note where I said scrubbing is useless, fucko. And no, orbs are cute.

>>718825859
Tatakai

>>718833236
>scrubbing
Use chemicals you ghost kissing fuck. Learn how to properly clean, it isn't just that easy and we have all these chemicals for a purpose.

>>718832745
If you live in a humid area you're just fucked

>>718823504
oy vey

>>718825187
>I didn't hear no bell

>>718833439
>Check it
>85%

>>718830429
Fuck these lil niggas
Can't get rid of them

>>718817878
Hate to say it, but he crawled into your anus, my dude.
You got sodomized by a spider.
You gay now.
Spider gay.

>>718830429
These hellspawn are the reason I only have wood panel flooring now and just buy a large rug instead of carpet.

>>718830429
the long cone shaped ones that only have a tuft of hair at the back are cuter. then larder beetle larvae look like them on steroids with tiny pincers at the back

a grasshopper snuck into my room through the window once while i was at work and i noticed it while painting figures sitting on my wall.
The notable thing about it was that it had 2 antennae that were twice as long as it was. Never seen one of these. Freaky but pretty cool.

>>718819884
>picrel
Next time you guys play vidya pay close attention to checkerboard floors. They are everywhere, especially in AAA games.

>>718833487
>Pay2win noob account vs f2p pro

>>718833701
>>718833764
cant you just steam the shit out of the carpet?
As far as i know there arent really any bugs that can survive scalding hot water besides maybe roaches.

>>718833860
This one they use the most I've noticed, it blends well with the environment.
ZombiU in pic.

>>718817243
Don't go to mexico.

>>718833943
This is how they bewitch you into sunking in hours and hours in games even after you finished them 10 times already. Witchraft.
https://www.reddit.com/r/prey/comments/1h6pgcz/temptation/

>>718833909
Sure if the carpet is the only place they're located. The problem I had was they must have started breeding under the couch and by the time I noticed them they were breeding under the actual carpet itself. When you think you've got rid of them you start finding them fucking everywhere later, like in drawers of clothing you don't use often etc.

>>718817140 (OP)
Don't know what's going on, but I've been hallucinating giant bugs coming at me for a couple months now. I'll just be chilling at my pc or on my couch and then suddenly in the corner of my eye, I will see a giant spider, cockroach or centipede gunning for me. Everytime time I freak the fuck out and then realise its not real. Its not because I'm tired or anything. I see this stuff at midday when I'm completely awake. What does it mean bros? Am I becoming a schizo?

I wish jumping spiders were bigger. I want to pet them without worrying about crushing them.

>>718833909
problem with carpet beetles is that they spread like crazy, baseboards, any cracks and crevices, under stoves fridges washing machines shelves, air vents etc, not just clothing and carpets because they can thrive off just any dust debris hair and crumbles

>>718825859
Well, now I know where some video game enemies came from.
That's awful.

>>718820178
>some of God's finest work
Based believer. Here's an interesting documentary series if you haven't watched.
https://youtu.be/uMl6YcLZ7V0

>>718818204
>get a drop of sauce in my facial hair
>pull that bit of it into my mouth to clean it off
>alien watching me eat just sees me doing this shit

>>718833957
Ahhh not a harmless noisy jumpy bug I'm going insane

>>718819247
>STOP EATING MY PAPERS YOU PISSES OF SHIT.
Silverfish don't eat paper. That's a different variant species.
Silverfish can't even survive well at nominal humidity levels. They tend to limit themselves to basements and bathrooms.

>>718818792
>be at work
>using walkway between sed basins
>village idiot spider bro decided to build his web directly across the walkway
>smash it and hope he learns to build his web under the handrails where all the other spiders already do
>finish my rounds and come back less than ten minutes later
>another web in the same exact spot just getting started
>smash it again
He'll have to learn the spider zoning laws eventually.

>>718833086
What game is this?

>>718823502
just how memes work
you get in early enough to be the predominant thing people see and now the bugtaur is always vore, horsedicks, and donut assholes forever.

>>718819663
because there are bugs in the monitor

You guys will call anything cute

>>718835183
Nevermind, I found it.

>>718834943
Kek. I had a similar problem. There was a massive typhoon about to hit my town so all the spiders were building their nest under the roof or somewhere indoor, except this one retard who decided to build a nest beneath a tiny flower out in the open. I had to move the flower just to make sure he wouldn't die when the typhoon hit.

Why are you fuckers not unbearable when you talk about literally anything else other than videogames?

>>718823287
The magic of being an active predator instead of just sitting in a web and waiting like a dumbass

>>718833860
>They are everywhere, especially in AAA games.
Here's a few examples.

>anon might say how does this affect me
Well they sure ain't putting them for no reason.
>anon might say I don't believe so it doesn't affect me
That's exactly where they want you. Playing and playing in willful ignorance to the end, soul goes to hell forever.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

>>718825859
Jesus

>>718835361
You're cute too, anon.

>>718835737
And on top of all that we have this.
I find it so interesting that these popular video game franchises have all conveniently reached the number 6.
>GTA
>Far Cry
>Elder Scrolls
>DOOM
>Battlefield
>Persona
>COD Black Ops
>Hitman
>MGS
>Armored Core
>Super Smash Bros
Plus GTA 6 delayed to May 26th 2026.
>666
All announcing the mark of the beast.

Revelation 13:17-18 KJV
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Honourable mention:
>Resident Evil 9 (upside down 6)
>Dying Light The Beast

>>718818618
why are millipedes so cute and centipedes so icky?

>>718836152
Millipedes are cowardly and harmless. Centipedes are cunts.

>>718833487
>giant monster with hedge clippers the size of your head for a mouth barely misses decapitating you multiple times
>square up and chase his bitch ass off anyway
Instincts are scary.
Got spiders willingly helping get their feet cleaned, and then this thing asking what the fuck is a "sense of self preservation".

>>718818026
Centipedes are myriapods. They're about as related to arachnids and insects as corn is.

>>718818230
>this post was funded by the Gray Wolf of Anatolia association

you guys didn't forget to check your headphones daily for spiders, did you?

>>718820893
Leaf bugs do not look real.

>>718833860
where have you been for 90 years of all media and 100% of jrpgs