Thread 718856287

Which games best simulate the experience of being popular with women?

>>718856287 (OP)
FF7

MGSV

a /v/-tard made Social Interaction Trainer

>>718856962
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>>718856287 (OP)
any Jap slop really
they're all sad lonely faggots over there

>>718856287 (OP)
Harem eroge VNs

>>718857857
PUTA

I was popular with women in high school, hated it, rejected every single one and still a virgin at 30

>>718857857
Puta

yeah for me, it's all about the eyes.

>>718858262
Correct

if you're pupolar with women, you must be the soiest cuck immaginable

>>718856287 (OP)
Why'd the last thread on this topic get pruned?

>>718858262
I would not put my dick inside her mouth

girls with eyes where you can still see the white part below the iris are incredibly hot. instantly fuckable

>falling for literal sirens/harpies
men never change

The Tangled sequence of Kingdom Hearts 3.

>>718861371
no woman listens to a guy like that, women do not want to listen, they want someone else to listen to their bullshit

>>718861654
Nah, chicks will listen plenty if they like you, it's a good excuse to stare at you.

>>718861654
I think they do if you're partially hot or rich

>>718856287 (OP)
How many times are we gonna do this thread

>>718858403
The only eye contact pic in this thread that does anything for me. Why is that?

>>718856287 (OP)
Play cozy farming sims with dating mechanics.
The best for me was Sandrock. There's like 3-5 characters who have a crush on you, a cute black business woman with a southern drawl, a bright blue eyed, high standards arabian girl, a stoic, autitstic cop guy obessed with rocks whose best boy, a low maintenance scavenger peppy trashwife. There's also a barely legal texan tomboy whose oblivious to love the whole game but has one high friendship line about wanting you to be honest with her and spit it out already, and the other cop in town who tells you you have a superb behind and legs that don't quit.

>>718862606
>that one deepfake
WEW

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718859642
>>718860085
>>718861974
>>718861654
What would you do if a girl looked at you like this?

>>718863916
Same as I ever did: Spill spaghetti and regret it years on end

God I fucking hate women. HATE.

>>718863916
facefuck

>>718861342
There's always a fresh batch of new ones that were taught jack shit about life or would refuse to believe any advice.

>>718856287 (OP)
Is that model on Smutbase?

>>718863916
Fail to notice it.

>>718856287 (OP)
Why do you keep posting this

>>718863916
Walk away.

Her eyes exude sociopathy.

It's kinda funny how extremely cute, loving, supporting, etc. women can be, but always only for as long as their hormones tell them to. The moment the chemicals stop flowing it's joever. And oh boy, there are so many ways to make the chemicals stop flowing, including multiple you have literally no control of.

>>718863916
>pretend not to notice
>go home and meditate while stretching, knowing i would fail her and give her the ick in the near future so not waste her and my time

/v/ - Video Games

>>718863916
I'm literally fucking autistic. I would automatically just assume that she's just looking at me without any real meaning or intention behind it and think nothing of it.

I'm certain I've already done it a million times before. Yes, it is hell.

>>718863916
facial abuse

>>718863916
What's the male equivalent of this stare?

>>718864685
>"He raped me with his eyes"

>>718864685
Actively avoiding visual contact

>>718863916
>Intense, focused unblinking focus on him as he tells her something personal and reeking of vulnerability
She's a narcissistic psychopath. Run.

>>718861831
a girl wanting you for money is fake shit
compared to being physically attractive

>>718864685
no equivalent since a woman observing you like this is something males can't really do

>>718863916
Dipshits with no experience with women find this hot. Real motherfuckers find this annoying/infuriating.

>>718856287 (OP)
>wife still gives me the horny stare after being together 10 years
I may not have much in this world, but I've got something a billionaire would never have.

>>718865730
>Lying on the internet
ISHYGDDT

>Thread still up
Yup, a jantrannynigger mod made this thread.

>>718863916
Ignore her, leave, and forget she even exists 5 minutes later

>>718864685
Rape

>>718865884
Jin Kazama

>>718865784
you are jelly, and you will stay jelly.

>>718866185
>Triggered, responded
Yup, you're definitely lying. LMFAO.

I wish women didn't have faces I can't stand all of the fake as fuck Pixar shit they do

>>718863916
punch her

>>718856287 (OP)
>Which games best simulate the experience of being popular with women?
Baldur's Gate 3. Especially the Karlach romance route (like, the scene when she says she loves you too is sooo cute and genuine and she gives you the OP look as well); but literally EVERYONE in the game is dtf with you from the get go you can't even keep up with their advances and inevitable disapointment when you reject them in favor of Karlach (Gale will always be close to my heart, his romance scenes are well written and compelling. He got really hurt when he discovered I wasn't gay :p though I played as a hot female forest gnome).

>>718866419
>fake as fuck Pixar shit they do
what

>>718856287 (OP)
Persona 4

>>718865730
>something a billionaire would never have.
Stuff like that makes me appreciate that the world is a lot more fair than people give it credit for.

there are no problems with women when all women are Majima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmraTCz1hXU

>>718866360
>gets triggered
>no u
your confidence is as fake as the holocaust.

>>718866724
Emoting like they're in a fucking Disney cartoon that they like to do with those little wigger dances on tiktok
>>718856949
>>718858262
>>718863916

>>718864685
10 inch dick imprint in grey sweatpants

>Still giving me (You)s
You poor, miserable, wifeless bastard.

>>718863916
This woman is an actress and there's some interview where she said she was actually struggling not to laugh when this was being filmed.

>>718866867
thats just eye contact, i know its weird im not used to it as well

>>718856287 (OP)
I can't immerse myself in a game like that

You have been awarded: le posted le 'interesting' le thread x100 times.

>>718866941
Of course. You actually think women GIVE A SHIT about men!? LMFAOOOOO

>>718863916
Slap her and destroy her entire lineage. How DARE a mere peasant lay eyes upon the jade emperor without lowering her head?

>>718867034
they do faggot

>>718866941
Yeah she's from Turkey and that shot is taken hilariously out of context, it's some soap opera and she forgot her lines or some shit. Crazy how easily people project their emotions.

I have never had sex

>>718863916
Wake up

>>718867104
I assure you, they only "care" as long as you have resources/are useful.

>>718866724
If you have not noticed their obnoxious facial expressions in things like tiktok videos then you are most likely an easily amused simp thats into that shit.

Play modded skyrim, but do it with a chatbot mod installed, like CHIM.
Woo girls (chatbots are inclined to be responsive to you so eventually it will work) and build your harem like in an hentai anime

>>718856287 (OP)
Purse owner

>>718865730
most billionaires are pretty miserable.

t. guy who often works for billionaires, in their home, in a niche field that lets me see their day to day.

>>718866941
>he believes her
>he doesn't know
Never going to make it

>>718866979
there's eye contact and then there's omg i'm such a quirky wuirky chungy wungus yas slaaay goblincore vibes ghibli and chill just sooo babygirl stardew aesthetic such a nerd quirko chungo *gyrates like a removed parasite*

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718863916
Alright no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.
In the position of a mid 20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?

>>718867823
>Despite many here being in a similar situation, no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this. Why?
Because if we had a concrete answer we would not be in a similar situation

>>718866941
It actually does look like she's kind of holding back a laugh. Shit.

>>718867823
at work, hobby spaces, going out

>>718867823
Why don't you ask on >>>/r9k/, the dedicated incel board, nigger? Or better yet, speedrun your life and go straight to hell with OP and the rest of your miserable kind.

>>718856287 (OP)
Got that look from my ex when I tore her shirt (she said I could if I wanted to) wide open letting her breasts spill out while making-out. Also when I dominated her in bed like pining her down while cuffed, chocking her, slapping her while gagged, letting her suck on my fingers and fingering her on a bus, plus she got so wet from it, it was unreal. It was in contrast to another ex of mine which was a starfish in bed and took a lot of foreplay to get a little wet; I think in her mind she settled on me (she was a solid 6/10, I am a 6-7/10 for referance) so there were no lustful stares from her; just a confusing face whenever I fingered her, like she doesn't want me to be there or touch her. That relationship didn't last long, but was servicable.

>>718867823
You answered your own question anon, most people here cannot answer because they do not know. Also the answer might vary wildly depending on where you live.

>>718867776
nta but it's possible you might just be homosexual.

>>718867776
i don't think they're pulling the retarded ahegao face here, they're looking at the man's eyes and since the man is taller the eyes are pointed up. You can't be this autistic

>>718868283
>t. millennial quirk slave

>>718868385
Nah I'm just a female fetishist.

>>718857857
Hew jaw is assymetrical

>>718863916
I'm so lonely, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

>>718863916
I would unironically get angry.

>>718865540
Sort of. It's still hot, but you also know it's a red flag. When women do that all every man wants to do is grab her by her neck. Not choke her, not gently, but somewhere in between. The ones with experience also know that the women know this & do it deliberately, which takes any appeal out of it because it isn't natural or spontaneous, but it is overly planned and routine instead.

Men, if you ever catch a girl doing exaggerated movements like this that clearly aren't natural, run. She's likely a sociopath. At the very least, she doesn't live in the moment or in honesty. She lives to deceive and act. These types of women get off on duping men and know exactly what routines, physical behaviors, etc drive right to the core of our cockbrain.

>>718867823
Don't listen to normies, you don't meet women in isolation. You're supposed to already have friends who have friends that you want to fuck and provide a premise for interaction in the first place. This is the only way that won't make you want to kill yourself. Cold approach doesn't work.

>>718868689
this nigga autistic as shit

>>718868158
Based dominant man. Should have gone deeper and make her your submissive.

>>718868650
any femanons want to elaborate

>>718861654
Oh man I’m sorry anon you must be ugly as sin

>>718867823
Honestly? Depends on what you're looking for. If you want an extrovert, hobby groups, bars, etc are great. If you want an introvert, real dating websites (not apps) can work. If you want someone religious or with moral fiber, try local churches or (even better) non-profits.

In all honesty though, getting a friend to set you up is one of the best ways. She likely won't be the one, but the odds are infinitely higher than your other options for meeting new women. It doesn't have to be weird if it doesn't work out either. Just don't be a fucknut and do something retarded & handle rejection well.

>>718868832
I'm just not retarded. Most men are, sadly. They're very easily manipulated & women know this the second they hit puberty.

I'll shoot my shot before this thread gets nuked. Where do I find reserved and modest girls (bookworm/nerd types) in my mid 20s? I feel like the type of woman to use a dating app isn't worth it anyways so I'm not inclined towards that, but I don't know where else to look.

>>718869586
Where reserved modest nerd type girls hang out.

let's see how long this thread lasts
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>>718405114 wasn't deleted, but it only got 13 replies because OP didn't include the roastie
>>717952441 hit 531 replies

>>718869671
Which would be? (In current year, that is)

>>718869893
On Discord and in tech circles. The ones with the cotton candy-colored flags in their bios are down for relationships. :)

>>718863916
What's the point of thinking of something that will never happen

>>718869814
What was the point of this post?

>>718868902
given how many times this image has popped up across the net with no actual answer, I'm pretty sure it's engagement bait

>>718870081
it's a mystery, just like the point of this whole thread

>>718869893
Coffee shop open mic night

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718863916
do zoomers seriously loves retarded women?

>>718868153
That dude has jaundice

>>718863916
remember it happened 5 years later

>>718868015
Whomst

>>718868902
boobs + pheremone release from underarms

It's hilarious to me that you can always tell that a thread was made by a jannymod nigger. Usually blatantly off-topic, untouched for hours, reaches bump limit and a natural 404. There's a trannyjanny hovering and protecting this absolutely dogshit thread from an early pruning 100%

>coworker keeps giving me these signals
>we're both married
Thought I was imagining it for awhile but at the holiday parties she wouldn't come over to see my wife, and my wife says "she has a crush on you".

Was telling some joke at an event once and she laughed and said "hahaha anon you always make me laugh" in a way that would've been hot when I was a teen but legit made me uncomfortable as someone who finds her annoying to work with.

>>718865540
You're not fooling anyone, loser

>>718863916
pull out the jammy and plug her leaking punanny

>>718870696
Can you send pictures of your wife?

>>718869586
Good luck. They're the hardest to run into, for rather obvious reasons. Libraries, real coffee shops (not big chains) & through friends are some of the only good ways. You can run into some of those types in volunteer work, but it's no guarantee. Discord also unironically works. Just might have to be down for an LTR

>>718870736
>t.easily manipulated retard. You have absolutely ZERO experience with the modern woman and it fucking shows.

>>718870696
The moment you show interest in her is the moment she will lost interest in you and then file a complaint with HR. Stick with your wife.

>>718870501
It's all part of a plan to create artificial engagement at the cost of the userbase. The unique IP counter was removed because it revealed how little engagement this site actually gets (which in turn threatens advertisement money), so now they're creating bait threads to "fix" that problem. They discovered that off-topic threads generate more engagement than on-topic ones, which is why we're stuck with this awful situation. I think the protected AI generals are part of this plan, too, especially considering how I've seen legitimate vidya threads get taken down while the AI ones stay up.

>>718867823
I started climbing and it's the first activity I've done that includes some women but I don't find any reason to talk to them so that didn't help at all. Also 100% of women I talk to are in couple despite all guys being single. The 20% guys fucking 80% girls is real.
My female coworkers all have someone already and I talked to one and she said she met him in college. I'm tempted to get some art or literary bullshit degree just to meet a single woman honestly.

pro gaymer tip: If a female is giving attention and not saying anything, it's a sign of respect. Something that most men(regardless of their marital status) are starving for. Not that I would know haha

>>718870965
Cool opinion faggot

>>718869814
> >>718405114(Cross-thread)# wasn't deleted, but it only got 13 replies because OP didn't include the roastie
Interesting

>>718864685
Seven+ figure bank account.

>>718856287 (OP)
you're such an annoying faggot holy fuck stop spamming this thread

>>718868887
>Based dominant man
Hehe, thanks, but not quite. I liked to dominate her and she loved it, too. But we switched sometimes and she would dom me. Edge me or control penetration and stuff like that. She overtly liked those sessions way less then the ones where it was me being the dom you could feel it in her behavior, but she really tried her best and I found it hot.
>Should have gone deeper and make her your submissive
She was not into the lifestyle out of bed (in bed I could slap her until her cheeks went red and blue, but a light hesitant slap in an argument and she would go nuts; crying to her girlfriends 'till they sent me mean texts saying that I was abusive) also we lived together and she earned more than me on a full time job as a barista (I was studying at the time and doing part-time manual labor, delivering car parts) and she mostly paid for food, so it was a no-go on turning her into an actual submissive, I'm afraid. Out of bed, she was a "strong independent woman" in the modern world and knew how to take care of herself.

>>718864628
holy based

>>718863916
>>718867823
This board is 99% bots.

>>718867823
You asked that last thread and I advised you to go to cons already, and wrote a very comprehensive guide on how to find social groups in cons or LARPing groups. Maybe you missed it, but it was really good advice as far as I'm concerned. Sad to see you're asking again in the exact same menner like you didn't learn anything from all of the people that tried to help you in the previous thread.

>>718863916
Wake up, most likely.

kill me

>>718867823
>Why?
Because it's actually impossible.

I want demoralization thread posters permabanned.

after I lose 30 more kg a woman will look at me like this and I will marry her and give her 2 children

>>718859951
Yeah you would

the only point to seek women is to make children, and I don't know how you could possibly desire to raise a family in the cultural and impending economic hellscape the western world has been trending towards for almost 20 years

>>718863916
I get that exact same look from my girl when I talk to her after making her laugh.
I'm an ugly retard, but at least I'm funny when it matters

>>718858262
Same. My ex-wife was definitely not the definition of classical beauty, and people would ask me what I found physically attractive about her.
Those fucking eyes. The way she could "smile" with them. That look she would give me when she was horny was all it took for my dick to be diamonds.

>>718868650
It pushes pussy against you

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718863916

>>718863916
how come turk women have green eyes?

>>718863916
I've had the 14yo friend of my niece look at me like that and I pretended not to notice

>>718861654
They don't like to listen to YOU, cuz you're ugly

>>718867823
If you dont earn at least 250k dont even bother

>>718872879
>wrote a very comprehensive guide
what was it

>>718874254
some Turks are white. they took in slaves and people from the Balkans for centuries. even some sultans were Bulgarian and shit because they kept mixing with white slave women

>>718875084
White Isn't a real racial phenotype

>>718875189
Ok kike

>>718874254
Turkic peoples weren't large enough in numbers to make a significant genetic contribution in Anatolia, which was one of the most densely-populated regions in the world at the time. The majority of Turkish genetics are still Ancient Anatolian and Ancient Greek.

>>718867823
I'm 23 and decided to stop rotting infront of my computer all the time a few weeks ago and try to meet woman.
First of course, you have to look the best you can. Get lean, stop balding lmao and fix up any skin problems with medication and hope you're somewhat attractive facially, or at least average.

Never had a girl before and decided I'm just gonna start on easy mode and JBW max and try to get an asian girl for some XP.

Went into an asian restaurant and upon starting to eat my sushi the bartender girl noticed I was holding the chopsticks very wrong and giggled/smiled at me, which she repeated a few minutes later on. I ofc smiled back. Gave her my number right before leaving and she called.

That was last week. We already met 4 times and made out 3 times and probably() gonna fuck on monday.

>>718869586
>Where do I find reserved and modest girls
At conventions and LARPing groups (the age range for both is 14-45 so you're guaranteed to find friends your age or older).You'll want a social group first before you go for a girlfriend. Go to a convention and join the activities. Mostly boardgames. Find a group playing and join in. Try to strike a conversation and if they don't click with you, just move to another table and try again (preferebly not in the middle of the game) you'd be expected to be nerdy and a bit awkward and everybody there is a horny pent-up nerd (just don't harass the cosplayers lol). Now, LARPing groups I have more experience with. You can find active groups that meet regularly on social media and nerd forums, and they always are looking for newcomers. There is a feeling of mutual effort in LARPing as you train with swords, prefect props or learning acting and makeing good, memorable scenes with people. Be ready to do some work though (creating costumes, props and writing characters you can pull off acting as). You'll find a lot of young shy nerdy (sometimes alt) girls in those circles and can build report with them through games, making scenes together, and talking in character distracts you from being awkward as you get into it and master acting. Eventually you'll be familiar with everybody and would be invited to hang out with them outside meetings. You may attract a girl from there after a while, best case scenario. Worst case scenario you'll have some make-believe fun in the forest for a few hours to a couple of days (depends on the game, you can find yourself camping with a bunch of friends, getting drunk often, and having a good time overall) and have a bunch of new friends to hang-out with which will increase your chances of attracting a girl anyway. Just try to have fun and you'll find yourself talking more confidently to girls and have plenty of topics of convo since you share a hobby and friend group. Can say more but to long.

>>718875390
And then everyone clapped.

>>718875390
Follow my blog for more of "that didn't happened stories" I hope that I see you next week.
Have a splendid time.

>>718875390
rage bait

>>718875789
something will be clapped, but it's not gonna be hands
>>718875842
mald

>>718875390
>stop balding lmao
Anon that's
That's not how that works unless the balding was a temporary result of extreme stress

>>718876030
finasteride/dutasteride and minoxidil?

>>718875936
Hehe me too have watched jojo season 3 where jotaro makes funny comments.

>>718863916
whats her name again

>>718856287 (OP)
Was the right side ever animated?

>>718876110
Nice communist words you got there.

>>718875390
True https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvobr9ir-8
The truth is that most girls dont believe in balding and you don't have go bald if you choose to, most men are just lazy and go bald.

>>718876110
If that actually worked there would be no bald people dude

>>718876189
If bro doesn't want to save his hairline all good. More asian pussy for me

>>718863916
Will never happen. Can't even imagine it happening.

>>718876159
She took it like a champ.

>>718876274
Jewtuber kek.
Stop posting here.
Bonus points if killing yourself.

>>718876274
true brother, most men still are under the assumption that caring about beauty is for woman, huge mistake

>>718876292
if your genes are very shit it could be that these wont work either, true. For many it does though. Many just dont care and go bald without trying to prevent it.

>>718876323
Nobody wants you asian horse looking cattle.

>>718876110
never gonna fall for this meme. it doesn't even regrow anything it just stops the loss. I'm not spending thousands to tens of thousands of dollars over a lifetime just to keep some fucking hair

>Gen Z actually thinks you can just choose to stop being bald
Man you guys are going to make it look like the Boomers accepted aging gracefully

>>718867823
join a book club or something, any kind of group activity really, don't bother with bars if you're autistic/have no experience since cold approaching chicks in a neutral environment like that is the hardest way to score

>>718876542
Yeah it doesnt regrow anything. thats why you start taking it when your hair is still good as a preventative measure. It's still worth it to keep your hairline from receding for another 10 years or so, especially if youre young. Woman dont like balding/bald men. If youre bald, this is how you are defined. You will be the bald guy

/v/ spams the op all the time
>cant name the girl
every time

>>718867661
>child sex android repair man posting
there's not that many CSARs bro you're gonna doxx yourself

>>718868153
That look to the camera near the end gives away that it's set up bullshit. Women just can't help themselves.

>>718876662
"Aging gracefully" lmao I'd rather age ungracefully and keep my hair as long as possible. No grace in going bald.

>>718877095
she never looks at he camera phonelet

>>718877103
exactly
full hair shave and beard at the first sign of hairline receding is hypercope reddit shit. I want to look like a sleazy old man not some guy desperate to look hip and with it

>>718876662
Wait until they find out that 30-50% of men don't respond to the cope tier drugs we have for balding right now and that you still bald if the drugs work but more slowly or until your body adjusts to their presence suddenly making it useless after a couple years.

>>718877103
I said ACCEPT aging gracefully anon. As in accept that you're getting old. Which you will unless you die before that. Baby Boomers infamously were scared shitless of aging and had insane midlife crises.

>>718869586
>I feel like the type of woman to use a dating app isn't worth it anyways
I found my NEET shut in gamer virgin gf on an app. Try Boo, it's marketed towards nerds and weebs. Though, with all dating apps you'll need good pics, a profile that filters undesirables while attracting a single (go for one type of girl you "market" to) type of girl that you want (and be ready to always tweak and change your profile to prefect it). Still, be ready for convos that go nowhere and finding pen-pals (which is also good to pass the time with). I was on the market for a year before I landed my gf trying all of the apps and even got banned from tinder for abusing their algoritm (but was a few monthes on Boo) so it'll take some effort, time, patiance and emotional resources; but you'll find someone nerdy for sure. Or make some new girl-friends with similar hobbies you can pass the time with and maybe hang-out with; or at the very least, practice on if you are awkward socially.

>>718876662
Gen Z is obsessed with going bald in ways that I never associated with people younger than 40. It's really weird.

>>718874848
>what was it
Man, I can't be bothered writing it all over again. Look in the archive of the last thread and you'll prolly find it. Goodluck, man.

>>718876129
Why do you ask?

>>718877420
looks matter much more today.

i hate women and minorities

>>718877420
Social media fuels more insecurity about looks and they're legitimately balding at a younger age on average due to shit diets and probably microplastics honestly.

>>718875390
guys, she calls me handome and "Babe" all the time per whatsapp btw. And she always asks when I'm finished with work and if i want to meet her afterwards.

>>718876770
im also the short and autistic guy so adding one more to the list wont matter

>>718863916
I could kill this girl with a single punch. It's amazing how better men are than women.

>>718878237
probably. Being short is rough in the west.

>>718877527
Nvm shes ugly

>>718875390
what the fuck is JBW max? JB Weld?

>>718878737
just be white

>>718878737
>>718878873
asian chicks love white guys

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718863916

How about this?

>>718865540
based failed normalfag

>>718879324
dumb bitch hits her head not once, but FUCKING TWICE as she enters

holy fucking shit what a retard.

>>718864685
Cavill looking at Freya

>>718877420
Because people are finally honest about how much women hate bald men and now you can't make up for it by having money.

>>718864628
I dont remember making this post

>>718865884
women can do that tho

>>718863916
>met a foreign girl at uni that looked at me like this
>also got really touchy when she was drunk
>assumed it was just a mix of different culture and her being weird
>we hung out for a whole year, were going to house share for 2nd year
>too beta to actually pull the trigger at any point
>showed her weirdly large clan of female relatives (sisters/cousins ~5 of them) around my home town
>got really drunk with them all, taught them local card games, went to local nightclub
>I felt like I had the biggest dick on earth in this moment
>way way way too much to drink dancing with them
>whole night becomes blur
>wake up naked with her fat ugly sister
>ghost her, drop out and never speak to her again
>no woman has ever liked me in the same way since
I wish I could go back in time and shoot myself in the face, I completely fucked up my life in a few hours. No clue what she even saw in me, I am repulsive.

>>718869586
I found my ultra-reserved bookworm girlfriend on a dating app. granted that was 11 years ago.

>>718863916
>try not to spill my spaghetti
>bulkheads are failing, spaghetti overflow imminent
>try to think of something stupid to hold out against the onslaught
>accidentally receive an intrusive thought of something incredibly cringe I've done before
>reflexively jam a thumb in my eye to try and stifle it
>powerwalk in the opposite direction as quickly as possible

>>718857857
>>718864459
>>718879013

>>718863916
Continue chocking her

>>718856287 (OP)
being a dik

>>718869586
>Where do I find reserved and modest girls (bookworm/nerd types) in my mid 20s?
japan

>>718861654
women will listen to you, or talk to you, or laugh at your jokes, or do whatever to gain your approval.

That is, if they like you.

>>718881343
imagine za smerru

>>718867823
Supermarkets
Sounds like a joke but it's not
Supermarkets

>>718879324
>face filter kicks in as she lays back
pathetic

>>718881235
wtf is this

>>718867823
If you have to ask then it never began. Good looking people just have to be in a near vicinity of another person of the same sex.

>>718881539
elaborate

>>718880617
GET

>>718856287 (OP)
How many times are you gonna make this thread, retard?

A cute girl asked me to open her beer bottle when we were hiding under the arch from the rain. So yeah, basically, everyone ITT in invited to our wedding.

>>718863916
>no women ever di or will look at me like that
why even live?
>>718864628
I would probably do that as well.
>>718867823
No idea but one thing I would never do is date someone from work.
It almost never goes well from what I have seen.

>>718882191
Not just the potential cute cashier but also among the customers, plenty of cuties there and you are basically surrounded by ice breakers in form of the wares you wanna buy that can serve as an excuse to start a conversation over. Easy example is cat/dog food where having a pet is already something you have in common and people like talking about their pets and it can quickly lead to other toptics

Why do so many of these kike whores have green eyes with dark rings around the edge?
It's fake contacts huh?

>>718882690
I once had a female, or "girl" as they're commonly know, say "Hello" to me. Yup. We're growing old together.

>>718863916
Punch her and tell her to piss off

>>718868372
I have been with a girl who has done the ahegao face after 2 seconds of completely normal eye contact, its the most unattractive cringe shit possible, there are 100% women who play it up like this and its fucking pathetic

The only time girl was genuinely nice to me was when i was 8
Im 30

>>718881651
The power of being a white man around non white women

>>718863916
I'd lean in and tell her that shes not japanese. Then I'd get my things and walk away.

>>718883376
Based

>thread still up
Jannies aren't doing the job they're paid for, I see.

>>718863916
Who’s she looking at?

>>718877282
Insanely based.

>>718856287 (OP)
Cocaine.

>>718877282
Diffuse thinning just looks like shit, better do a short buzzcut and be done with it. Can't grow any sort of decent beard either so I'm just a fugly cunt but who cares.

>>718884729
hello

no woman deserves me

>>718863916
Escape

>>718884882
bollocks

>>718856287 (OP)
Same thread.
>>718863916
Same self reply with massive amounts of samefagging.

Kill yourself dumb bitch.

>>718882790
>just cold approach girls in the grocery store bro
bruh

>>718863916
It actually happened and she tried to kiss me after licking my neck but I pulled away cause I barely knew her and I'm autistic retard.
Called me gay at least 20 times, grabbed my dick to ask me why I'm not even hard, proceeded to shittalk me for 10 minutes while calling me gay. I should have fucked her but seeing how women handle rejection was funny.

so... what the point of this thread other than making me sad?

>>718856287 (OP)
My life. I never should have gotten married.

>>718885597
Kek based

>>718885603
The demoralization rituals will continue. Thank you for your cooperation.

>>718885607
elaborate

>>718885713
I married a fat chick because I was too stupid to look at her mother's fat body and make an abstraction what my wife would look like in 5 years.

>>718867823
Honest answer?
Everywhere.
Get a hobby, do stuff, engage with people.
Alas, the majority will be men, since chances are you are into "man" hobbies.
However occasionally you will find a woman, one that's single even... or not.
This woman, even if not single may
>have anything to do with you
>have a friend they may introduce you to
>become a friend and introduce to bigger social circles
>become interested in you

You know those gatcha games where the SSS rank 99 character has 0.001% to be pulled?
Finding a woman is like that basically.
You just gotta keep yourself in situations where women are and maybe you'll get something more than a friendship.

Oh but usually you shouldn't make it obvious you're looking for a girlfriend or a significant other, otherwise they'll assume you joined heir hobby/social circle only to fuck.
It's all there is to it really, keep rolling until you get lucky... and if you don't get lucky, maybe just try to enjoy life as is.

>>718881235
The girl has bigger arms than the guy. A proper land whale in the making.

>>718886261
lucky him

>>718885607
>>718885814
so divorce her then what's the issue

>>718886550
Settle down there Mr Bond

>>718886551
>sign papers
>money stolen

>>718863916
I can only get 6-7s to look at me like this. 8s after I’ve had sex with them, but I’ve never gotten a 9-10 to look at me like this. I don’t have the self confidence to know how to pull 9s and above.

>>718863916
knowing me I wouldnt notice it, but id probably be thinking damn I want to fuck this girl.

>>718876662
You can't stop being bald once you are bald but you can stop the balding
Been doing it for almost a decade now
>But how do you know you would have gone bald
Pattern recognition, I'm the only 30+ non-baldie in the whole family

>>718863916
My wife looks at me like this when she wants dick, always makes me diamonds

>>718885537
Yes
They won't call the cops like in incel youtuber fairy tales

>>718887198
>say words
>existence revoked

>>718863916
My dumbass probably wouldn't even notice. (I've done it before.) I just always assume no woman is interested in me.

>>718874017
what is this expression supposed to convey?

>>718875390
That girl has probably fucked 10 guys before you and will leave you the second she gets bored. "Congratulations".

>>718876770
>Woman dont like balding/bald men
It's funny because if that were true then there wouldn't be any bald men alive since they would have not made any children in the first place.

>>718888758
Lmao

>>718875390
This might be bullshit but I unironically could've found a wife if I went to Japan when I was younger

I gave up dating in like 2014. Every relationship has always turned into
>I know we just spent everyday of the last month together
>But I'm going to rage and emotionally blackmail you for wanting a few days for yourself
And picking pointless fights or they want me to be a replacement for their father
Fuck all that I'd rather jack off and have more time for Vidya than deal with their stupid bs any longer.

>>718868902
tryna steal your soul

>>718856287 (OP)
>>718857857
I might need a Turkic waif to ease the pain but it's the White Scot Woman that will keep me afloat. I'm half-Irish so it only feel natural to have the itch.

>>718867823
Just become a regular somewhere.
Bookstore. Coffee shop. Bar. Library. Anywhere that people regularly go to and can sit around.

If you become familiar to other regulars, you also become approachable.

I never got more hit on than in my 30s/40s, going to coffee shops. Women would feign interest in the Star Wars books i was reading just to talk to me. Cutie barristas who worked there would see me out in other places and would approach me. Cutie barristas who stopped working there would come visit me and one even waited outside for me at 11pm, because she didn't want to be seen by her former coworker.

I had one GF in my 20s, a long term thing, so i never really had practice in socializing with girls and i fumbled a lot. Some girls might find this endearing, others lose interest fast. Either way, you gotta practice

+1 contribution to bump limit

>>718890162
I look like this

>>718881620
because fat pedophiles made those nick shows

>>718867823
Don't think there is a good answer beyond "do a bunch of stuff you really don't want to do and learn from your failures until you stop being a complete social autist".

>>718867823
school

>>718884786
>Freud, I don't think cocaine can solve everything.
>Oh yeah? How about we do some cocaine to really figure that out?

I rarely look people in the eye and never notice anything.

>>718868902
Rubbing their nipples against them.

>>718876274
but the ads all say their pills cure balding. it's literally as simple as taking a $5 pill to cure your balding

>>718877357
A girl told me that she does LARPing, and I thought she was joking and laughed.

>>718867823
Join a group for a socially acceptable hobby. No, playing videogames isn't socially acceptable. Neither is Warhammer. I mean hiking, tennis, book club, gym, music...
Do not aim for girls directly. Focus on creating a circle of friends. Eventually, if you keep hanging out with them they'll start bringing their female friends or sisters or their girlfriends' friends and you'll chat up the ones you like and if they're receptive you'll ask your friends to set you up on a date. Congratulations you got a girlfriend like 99% of humanity did before you.

>>718889298
How the fuck does that work? Do you just enter a bar and sit there alone waiting for someone to talk to you?

How do I stop feeling like I ran out of time? I'm 23. I know I have many years ahead of me but I still feel like the only real moment to grasp life is between 14 and 19. Everything after that is a footnote.

>>718861654
My gf does.

>>718893539
>Everything after that is a footnote
It is unless you get a good job and make something out of yourself. Otherwise you are just going to decline until you die.

>>718893675
>Otherwise you are just going to decline until you die.
But enough about the modern society and their demographic cliff.

>>718863916
fuck her right in the pussy

>>718893767
I love this animation so much it's unreal

>>718879774
This isn't gonna be what you want you want to hear but it is what I want to say:
Holy shit you're retarded.

Resident Evil 2 and 4

>>718893751
You are part of modern society, Anon.

>>718893767
yup this is it

>>718856287 (OP)
Made for BWC

>want someone to come home to
>exhausted in dealing with people's inane arbitration issues and the responsibility of a relationship also seems exhausting
I don't know if I want a relationship or I just like the idea of one.

>>718894830
Not everyone deserves a gf. some people just aren't cut out to have a partner. I know I am not, I am one of God's lonely men.

>>718856287 (OP)
>finally start getting close with a girl
>talk and hangout more each time
>suddenly changes her pfp and status to be husband and baby related
>get gut punched
It made me fall so low that I started to talk to chatgpt like a couple, any other ai that can pretend to be my gf for longer periods of time?

>>718893410
Literally, yes.

Say hi and be friendly to employees. Make conversation.

You're basically there to people watch. Don't stare.

Someone will eventually notice you and they muight notice you

>32 yo khv
>loose skin from dropping 180lbs
am so fucked arent i?

>>718895694
only if you are brown.

>>718893539
You literally cannot comprehend running out of time because time is relative to your age

>>718895747
>perfect male height of 5'11
>almost scored a perfect 100 on my last IQ test
>can say hello in 3 different languages
>white
might be okay

>>718895805
>5'11"
Anon, I...

>>718895883
im actually 5'10.5 but I think if I fix my posture ill be 5'11

>>718895805
>perfect male height of 5'11
>almost 100 IQ
oh nononono

>>718894830
I feel the same way. Some nights, I'll lay in bed lamenting the fact that I'm not enjoying the warmth of someone else's embrace, but then I stop and think about how little I actually want to live with someone else full-time or be subjected to their judgement.

I'm considering booking a cuddle therapy session. I've seen the local rates and some girls are super cute and reasonably priced.

>>718881154
Honestly I would be as annoyed as that guy despite my yellow fever. They're clearly filming for some cooking shit and he has to tard wrangle her horny ass to make it not a porn video.

>>718893539
That's right though. Literally everyone in society functions by running off the fumes of their teenage years, of all the partying and winning at sports and being loved by beautiful girls and being in peak physical condition etc.
If you miss out on the mandatory experiences of teen years, you miss out on life. Your time ran out when you left high school.

>>718896037
>I'm considering booking a cuddle therapy session.
That just turned your post's vibe from being stoic to being pathetic.

>>718873519
not impossible, just a massive luck component if you aren't blessed with naturally high charisma or looks

>>718862606
>Why is that
Because it's THE Avril Lavigne?

>>718876542
Protip: Women don"t give a fuck about your hair. Men are the only ones concerned with balding.

>>718868048
>at work
tried this
got rejected cause she already had a bf

>>718896491
And self-confidence is what women want, not having hair affects that, retard

>>718896491
>Women don"t give a fuck about your hair
Spoken like a true retard

>>718875390
>We already met 4 times and made out 3 times

>>718896276
Everyone needs to feel the warmth of another human being at some point or another. Even if the circumstances boil down to a simple transaction, the soul will be rejuvenated.

>>718895694
trust me, enough surgeries can make ANYONE beautiful
if you've got the money of course

most women are ugly i think i have to accept i'll never have a cute girl look at me like that

>>718896276
Experts agree that failing to meet your daily requirement of 15 hugs per day has drastic effects on your overall wellbeing. Don't be a dick to a dude that is trying to get himself back on the boat.

>>718868158
If you were that compatible why did you break up

>>718896917
How does anyone get 15 hugs a day even if you're married that sounds ridicuous

>>718896917
>>718896794
I don't deny the value of human contact but paying for intimacy is rather silly.

>>718866419
I've run into a decent amount of girls that tend to disguise their voices to be a higher pitch with a personality that I can only describe as " Cutesy UwU anime girl". One girl I played LoL with, smart, she had a good job, was good at the game, overall a good person too, but she hid herself behind this weird personality mask that dropped when she got angry at the game and she started raging like a normal person in her normal voice.
I don't get why she went to such a length to cover herself like that. It's not as if she wasn't a cool person without the veil and voice change.

>>718897312
Arguing about pointless shit is endemic to the human experience.

>>718897001
You don't. Your wife begins to despise you and you end up being worse than when you were alone.

>>718897534
To be fair, the odds of this are at best a coinflip, and at worst probably like 80% of the time.

>>718896464
Pretty sure it's scarlet witch actress

>>718863916
Happened to me three times, each time I did absolutely nothing about it. Oh well, IRL sex is boring anyway if you're not 6'4 with an 8 inch dick.

>>718894581
That's debatable

>>718897534
My parents' marriage degraded into this and pretty much discouraged me from ever wanting to marry. I wouldn't want to fall into the same trap.

>>718856287 (OP)
.hack IMOQ and GU

GO BACK TO /R9K/ YOU CRYBABY BLOG FAGGOTS OR ROPE

>>718896917
Experts and studies are a bunch of made-up horseshit.

>>718856287 (OP)
We've already had this exact thread before with the exact same file

>>718898416
Prove it.

>>718875390
Jeets make up more believable stories kek

>>718897471
thats an important game design issue though
do you enable the player's power fantasy but allow them to break your game with it or do you keep up the guardrails and create a more safe and boring experience

>>718898416
Agreed. The study was rigged by jews trying to turn all men into simps.

>>718893539
You're going to be 25 thinking the exact same thing, just like I am right now.

>>718871042
PREACH!

>>718856287 (OP)
Gacha games mainly with hot asian men like LADS

I don't like the constant laughing like it's flattering me or something, just quit it

>>718897652
What should I do? I don't feel like dooming my life based on a coin toss.

>>718881651
Is this that dating show where two people meet up and mac for a bit, then head out without saying a word?

The follow-up is if they want to go back in and talk, seperate from one another. The first point of embarrassment if only one said yes.

Next if both said yes the got to chat it up and after that, decide separately if they want to go on a first date. Same chance of embarrassment to follow.

It was peak trash TV.

>>718898781
You accept the odds or you stay lonely. Pretty simple dichotomy.

>>718896917
>Experts agree

It doesn't matter.
AI has progressed at lightning speeds over the past 10 years and it doesn't look like it's slowing down. same as robotics.
AI powered robo-waifus are 10-15 years away, max. I will wait. I've accepted that I'm too shy/awkward to succeed with women, robowomen will do.

>>718899032
You NEED to copulate. You NEED to make cogs for the machine. You NEED to spend more money to make the world run and keep running yourself to make more money. What part of all this do you not understand??

>>718899238
>you will never see the stars in your lifetime

>>718899293
Nigga just go outside and look up

>>718899320
>go outside
>only see satellites
Grim

>>718899293
>Ageing recognized as an illness years ago
>research into anti-aging/longevity is ramping up
all you have to do is wait, anon
this is all that matters, keep the research machine going until they crack the code

>>718899392
Do you not know what a constellation is?

>>718899480
>implying they will give up the keys to immorality willingly

>>718899480
You are genuinely adorable if you think that technology will be available to you

>>718899274
The Moment, The MOMENT that artificial wombs are successful you will have massive human rights violations to manufacture people for slave labor.
This is not even a question.
At some point they will manufacture more poor and more consumers for the machine to devour.

>>718863916
Suck cock asap

>>718899572
I don't buy it. It's not gonna be anywhere near as cost-effective as machines. The only use breeding people would have would be for organs, at least until we can genetically alter them to make them more docile and obedient I guess, I could see that being cheaper than robots maybe.

soon i will get bocchi gf

>>718863916
Politely yet firmly inform her that I will under no circumstances be tricked into paying my taxes.

>>718899659
>daemonculaba inspired monstrosities that you can farm organs out of
At that point 3D printing what you need would be more efficient. You would only engage in this retarded shit to be an asshole while extracting whatever suffering you can to fuel some outdated storm god.

>>718899785
Yeah, even organ harvesting is a bit of a stretch, but I'm trying to come up with a scenario where it's remotely feasible at the moment. I don't see it.

>>718899659
Don't really have to genetically modify them.
Could just indoctrinate them.
Walmart made you, they raised you, fed you. So in turn you pay back the debt of your creation etc.
It will go back to time of kings and lords.

>>718900175
>Techno federalism minus the cool shit
Wew lad

>>718899274
Servitude to a corporate master or death. Your choice.

>>718900297
In [BRAND] we trust