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Anonymous No.718873271 >>718873469 >>718873671 >>718873792 >>718875148 >>718875852 >>718877709 >>718877819 >>718878019 >>718878532 >>718878541 >>718878702 >>718879568 >>718880746 >>718881962 >>718882525
Wait, kids don't play singleplayer games?
Anonymous No.718873469 >>718875330 >>718877641 >>718878149
>>718873271 (OP)
I miss when JonTron played video games
Anonymous No.718873671 >>718873882
>>718873271 (OP)
same reason why people prefer to have sex instead of masturbating
Anonymous No.718873792 >>718874992
>>718873271 (OP)
They do, gacha is single player.
Anonymous No.718873882 >>718877979 >>718878057
>>718873671
>multiplayer games
>have to coordinate when and what to play
>usually doesn't last for long
>can end up not playing the game again because not everyone likes it
>single player
>play for hours
>any time
>whatever you like
hmm
Anonymous No.718874992 >>718878390
>>718873792
Those aren't games.
Anonymous No.718875148
>>718873271 (OP)
Can confirm, younger co workers only play multi.

Good on em, doing their own thing
Anonymous No.718875330 >>718875685 >>718875752
>>718873469
You have to let go, Anon.
Anonymous No.718875685
>>718875330
I'm waiting for the day he drops a one-off video reviewing video game shit again and acting like nothing's different, just to appease everyone who keeps asking for him to go back to that format before returning to whatever the hell mixed bag he's been doing for years now.
Anonymous No.718875747 >>718875956
jontron won
Anonymous No.718875752 >>718875969
>>718875330
Even that one was already bad.
Now his videos are mostly just snap zooms of him suddenly wearing random ยจfunnyยจ costumes for autistic zoomers to laugh at.
Anonymous No.718875852 >>718876034
>>718873271 (OP)
constant stimulating engagement shit brain fried them
they have to be around others to even function
Anonymous No.718875872
Unc a game involved 2 or more people playing
Anonymous No.718875956 >>718879027
>>718875747
Yet another idiot leftist goes full faggot? Imagine my surprise.
Anonymous No.718875969
>>718875752
He has a reaction clip quota to fill every video
Anonymous No.718876034
>>718875852
Surely many just don't realize other games exist, not that they're incapable of having fun.
Anonymous No.718877459
Will he review Banjo-Threeie?
Anonymous No.718877641
>>718873469
He never did. He either stole footage or had his staff do it for him.
Anonymous No.718877709
>>718873271 (OP)
Goblins?!
Anonymous No.718877819 >>718878042
>>718873271 (OP)
Singleplayer "games" aren't real games. They're fidget toys.
Anonymous No.718877979
>>718873882
Truly the perfect solution would be something like Monster Hunter where you can do both and the game scales health and damage adequately.
Anonymous No.718878019
>>718873271 (OP)
Quite the opposite: it's kids that are pushing for the resurgence of single player games, as their only frame of reference for multiplayer video games is shit like Fortnite that even they've gotten burnt out on, and so hate all forms of multiplayer now.
Anonymous No.718878042
>>718877819
Multiplayer games aren't real games either, they're a social exercise to see who's the biggest faggot.
Anonymous No.718878057 >>718879476
>>718873882
Just play with randoms. Or move on when your friends do.
Anonymous No.718878149 >>718878701 >>718879068
>>718873469
I don't. He was never good at reviewing video games. I suspect he only used to do it since it was in vogue at the time, and that he has no real passion for them.

Just look at his review of Takeshi no Chousenjou. He's very obviously just following the guide on GameFAQs to a t, and he spent zero effort actually exploring the game for himself. Anything that's not in the GameFAQs he completely ignores, including genre defining mechanics like talking to NPCs. He reviewed an adventure game and never once mentioned that you can talk to people... which is quite literally the entire point of the game. He also complains about not being able to save and having to start over every time you die, which is especially frustrating considering HE SHOWS THE PASSWORD SCREEN IN THE VIDEO. Similarly, he complains about not being able to heal... which is just a lie. You can heal very easily by drinking alcohol. Of course, JonTron doesn't know this since its not mentioned in the GameFAQs and would require actually exploring the game. There's an event in the game where if you try to fly anywhere that's not the South Pacific, your airplane gets attacked by terrorists and you game over. Its pretty goofy, and exactly the type of thing you would mention in a comedy review of the game. Did you know that was a thing? I know JonTron didn't, since its not mentioned in the GameFAQs. I'm not saying Takeshi no Chousenjou is a good video games, but his review is such shit. And its unfortunate too, since that's probably the only place a lot of English speaking people have seen the game. We are 10 years removed from the release of that video and I still see people spreading misinformation from it.
Anonymous No.718878161
This dude only makes a new vid when he gets a fat and juicy sponsorship
Anonymous No.718878390
>>718874992
Why are you so upset about them then
Anonymous No.718878532
>>718873271 (OP)
kids only play whatever streamers are playing. giving children unrestricted internet access the moment they're old enough to hold a tablet has completely ruined their brains and it wouldn't surprise me if in ~30-40 years engaging with something that wasn't shown to you via a social media algorithim will be seen as an outdated old person thing.
Anonymous No.718878541
>>718873271 (OP)
reminder that it's up to you to shape the taste of your child/nephew/niece, otherwise they are only going to play minecraft and mobile slop
literally all the classics are accessible to you
Anonymous No.718878701
>>718878149
Between calling it by its full Japanese name and defending one of the deservedly worst games of all time, I refuse to believe this isn't a copypasta. Nobody defends Takeshi's Challenge unironically.
Anonymous No.718878702
>>718873271 (OP)
Kids don't play games, they watch people reacting to other people playing games.
Anonymous No.718879027 >>718879294
>>718875956
>leftist
westoids have no left
the guy is a literal gusano descendant, a huge critic of actual lefties and a huge shill of isreal

you retards need to stop associating leftism with gays and immigrants, both of which have literally nothing to do with leftism
Anonymous No.718879068 >>718879557 >>718879803
>>718878149
people don't miss jontron talking about video games (and movies) because he was good at reviewing them, they miss them because that's when he was the most entertaining.
you will never be japanese.
Anonymous No.718879294 >>718880237
>>718879027
>REEEEEE IT'S NOT REAL HECKIN LEFTISM
>LEFTISM IS HECKIN BASED AND WHOLESOMEPILLED
Anonymous No.718879352 >>718880378
Jontron did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.718879476
>>718878057
>Just play with randoms.
nowhere near enough games have online matchmaking anymore. it's a fucking disgrace. everytime I see a new beat em up come out without it I fucking die a little inside
Anonymous No.718879557 >>718879663
>>718879068
>you will never be japanese
I played the English patch. He played the English patch. You can play the English patch right now. When did anyone say anything about being Japanese?
Anonymous No.718879568
>>718873271 (OP)
Why Jontron never started a opera singer career is beyond me
Anonymous No.718879663
>>718879557
hit a nerve, didn't I? you will never be japanese.
Anonymous No.718879803
>>718879068
Pretty much yeah. I just didn't enjoy his shift. He was at his best when he was in his room playing video games. Today his videos are just reaction videos inside a production studio with surprisingly elaborate skits in between. It's not my style of comedy, I much preferred his game reviews
Anonymous No.718880237 >>718880330
>>718879294
>LEFTISM IS HECKIN BASED AND WHOLESOMEPILLED
that's your retarded narrative

leftism is about advocating for more equality, whether it is class, ethnicity, gender or internationalism. "Special needs" of specific people like lgbtq is a different topic that doesn't fall into either left or right distinction, and encouraging immigration is something leftism staright up opposes. China is a leftist country, Isreal is far-right, and so is anyone who is actively supporting it.
Anonymous No.718880330 >>718880984
>>718880237
>leftism is about advocating for more equality
No, it isn't. Equality and meritocracy are fascist lies. Leftism is about equity. Check your privilege.
Anonymous No.718880378 >>718880421 >>718880446
>>718879352
why were people mad about him citing a completely true fact though?
Anonymous No.718880421
>>718880378
because that was in 2016 when being based was illegal
Anonymous No.718880446
>>718880378
facts are racist
Anonymous No.718880501
sorry I don't care about e-celebs
Anonymous No.718880746
>>718873271 (OP)
The future is singleplayer games with AI
Anonymous No.718880853
https://youtu.be/rWLYNcEBOek

DED
Anonymous No.718880984
>>718880330
>fascist lies
according to who? Westoid liberals who always supported the imperialist west, aka always were and still are fully fledged "democratic" farrighties? No matter how many gays or black people you add to your actual fascist empire, it won't turn leftists.
Anonymous No.718881650
>start thread with 2hu image
>"is this the thread?"
>start thread with jontron reaction image
>/v/ can't stop talking about jontron
Anonymous No.718881962 >>718882767
>>718873271 (OP)
I only play singleplayer games, after finding out how a meme was WoW and what a circus of faggots are gatchas.
Anonymous No.718882525
>>718873271 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
Anonymous No.718882767
>>718881962
>get urge to play some classic wow
>realize that I just wanna adventure, see numbers go up, and collect cool gear
>go play DRPGs instead
It was really that simple.