Thread 718931868

well.../v/?

>>718931868 (OP)
this was a wojak comic last time i checked

>>718931868 (OP)
Nah. Lets not have this thread.

>>718931868 (OP)
based, capeshit is pure unfiltered faggotry and robots are for autistic niggers.

>>718931931
wojaks are out, pinheads are now in, boomer.

>>718931949
go masturbate retard

>>718931868 (OP)
i dont get this argument when boards like /toy/ were anime autists talking about the new girls frontline figma.

>>718931868 (OP)
he's right though, the guy who plays with a barbie probably ended up as a chad while the other grew up to be manchildren who took toys and hobbies too seriously

>>718931868 (OP)
liking women is straight. wanting to fuck barbie is straight, because barbie is a woman.

liking skintight spandex musclemen is gay. wanting to fuck batman is gay, because batman is a man.

to say liking barbie is gay is like saying watching man on man gay anal porn is straight

>>718931868 (OP)
coomers troon out

>>718932159
why does everyone assume batman's gender what is wrong with this website

>>718931868 (OP)
I will never be a woman, but I wish I was one.

>>718932025
Who are you calling pinhead?

>>718931868 (OP)
Correct

i play as a woman and wish were one

>>718931868 (OP)
the character is not me

I play as a man and wish were one

>>718932183
>man hands
>huge fucking neck
>insane amount of filters
holy testosterone batman!

>>718931868 (OP)
I can't self CHADsert into w*man.

>>718932423
So, what pokegirl has the biggest ass?

wow, the cope is really bad for this particular images losers arent even pretending to be rational, just saying the equivalent of trans memes "barbie = chad" kek but with different language

>>718931868 (OP)
me on the right except I have a huge dick

>>718932586
pretty much anyone who still plays with bionicles past 2013 is undergoing a sex transition

>>718932660
he's right you know

Stop spamming these threads, faggot.

>>718932660
I also dont get lesbian porn

>>718933013
looking at the female body feels good

>>718932660
so true

>>718933013
lesbian sex is based, lesbian porn is fucking trash.

>>718932660
I only watch lesbian or solo porn

>>718933240
yeah but I'd still rather watch two lesbians get their brains fucked out

>>718931868 (OP)
The two on the left are bald fat redditors and the one on the right is a /gif/ addict with 40 booru tabs open so pick your poison

>>718932660
>>718932787
>>718933013
>>718933283
>>718933390

>>718932660
Mister advertiser look down

>>718933550
I pick the based guy on the right

>>718932131
And yet...in the realm of gamers...

>>718931868 (OP)
Kids don't buy action figures anymore, OP. They all play Roblox now.

>>718933618
how niggas kiss in 90s movies

>>718933618
Where is the dick? Without dick is very gay.

Things went bad when we stopped refering to them as chicks with dicks. We should bring that back, it's way hotter.

>>718931868 (OP)
Because women are hot and I want to have sex with them.

>>718932660
all anal is gay

>>718933734
Why does it cut from two guys driving, having a conversation to a random guy raging while playing video games

Futa on female is the straightest option out there

>>718932660
Why watch 2 ugly dykes fucking when you can watch a cute girl play with herself and beg for your dick instead? Solo female porn has no man-ass, so you have no excuse. There's no reason a cis, straight man should be into lesbian porn when solo female porn exists.

>>718931868 (OP)
got 'em

>>718932660
LMOAOA

>>718932159
I played with cars and max steel because they were cool, then I went to my grandma's house and licked my aunt's barbie doll

>>718933843
imagine viewing the other girl as competition instead of another waifu.
people who hate lesbian and yuri porn are sad.

>>718933013
double the pussy, double the fun

>>718933717
I miss when AI generated video looked like fever dream garbage.

>>718933917
average gamer

You get to fuck Noelle and Susie at the same time, lesbian couples are awesome.

>>718933802
all gay is anal

>>718933013
It's about the mindset and how you rationalize it. You, the male, are not in the scene because you are god watching from outside the universe. Now if you were to manifest in the scene they would be for (you) instead because you're that awesome, but in the meantime, it's like you're watching your pets frolic for your amusement.

>>718933406
looking at the male body(other than mine) feels bad

>>718932505
>The character is not me
>The person in the mirror is not me.

>>718931868 (OP)
one wouldn't usually jerk off when playing with friends IRL, thoughbeit. bad analogy.

>>718931868 (OP)
i like to self insert and roleplay as the characters i play

>>718934117
interesting attempt at an argument, however, if the person looking in the mirror were to see, not an image of themselves, but instead saw super mario or link, from behind, and believed that's what they really look like, you would correctly regard that person as mentally ill.

>>718931931
OP is just doing his part, Anon. Wojaks must be scrubbed from the site.

>>718931868 (OP)
You are a retarded faggot

>>718932028
He's right, cockrider

I like watching cute boys fuck cute girls

>>718934237
Its Sunday, relax

>>718931868 (OP)
why are you playing with toys

>>718932660
I watch POV. I dislike seeing a man's face in porn or hearing a man speak in porn. Is this a gay trait?

i play as a girl. i have agp btw if that matters

>>718934068
I get that, if I was a genghis khan figure, I'd expect my pleasure slaves to be lezzing out at the foot of my golden throne when I'm not using them, but in porn, as the main attraction? I just dont find it that exciting unless there's a cock involved.

Maybe I'm gay, maybe it's something to do with my preg fetish. Who knows?

from a conspiratorial standpoint i dont see the benefit to an illuminati for them to chemically castrate and feminize men
ok you made all young men with white bloodlines into sissies that love bbc and acting like a girl now what
have fun with billions of jeets i guess

>>718932230
action figure boys fag out

>>718934102
Fair enough, it's never really bothered me

>>718933940
>imagine viewing the other girl as competition
Why shouldn't you? There's always one girl you subconsciously prefer more than the other in a pairing, so you're losing out by foregoing self-inserting in favour of imagining your waifu with a girl you like less. If there's no male surrogate to project onto, and the subject of affection (girl #1) has her sights set on another, inferior girl (girl #2), how can you, yourself, engage in the escapist fantasy of making babies with your waifu? Where does the sexual excitement of imagining two girls together come from? And why do you find it better than imagining yourself in those same scenarios with your girl of choice? The appeal of yuri is voyeuristic, almost to the point of self-hatred, in the sense that even your sexual fantasies preclude you from participation. People who like lesbian and yuri porn are sad.

>>718931868 (OP)
well...OP?

>>718933843
>feeling threatened by a girl

low functioning autism thread

>>718934117
when you move the car or battleship on the monopoly board is that piece actually you?

>>718933406
This is where futa-on-female comes in
you get the action of a woman being penetrated and came (cummed?) inside, but with the most woman-to-penis ratio possible.

>>718933013
Looking at two female bodies and double moans are hot, also male porn actors are trash and looking at another man's dick is cuckoldry. Only Pov is the acceptable penis based porn

>>718934507
All of that shit is a smokescreen for the actual people who are responsible for this shit, they've been deliberately dividing people along cultural, racial and religious lines for decades. A lot of the tinfoil hat bullshit is propagated by them too.

>>718933972
but are they fun? I dont have one, how do I know?

>>718933717
this might be the funniest cope ive ever seen

>>718933843
>not you
>your waifu
That's where you're mistaken. Both are mine and they're just playing with each other until I arrive and penetrate their already wet pussies

Seems like most of /v/ lacked male role models while growing up

Well, /v/?

>>718934803
they're nice when they're sandwiching your dick

>>718934938
but they aren't, that's my point

>>718934983
The sequel to the original comic had the guy troon like the real life person he’s based on.

>>718931868 (OP)
Every bionicle kid grew up to be massively autistic.

fatherless thread

test

>>718935008
unfortunately if it was POV with a dude, that nigga would moan and talk like a retard and remove me from the "immersion"

why is nu/v/ so obsessed with what gender characters people play as?

>noooooo you can't play with a GIRL character that's for GIRLS
have you people not grown out from being an 8 year old playing with toys

>>718935201
that's why I always mute it and listen to bible readings

>>718935070
interesting how troons make the most "this is subtle troon behavior" posts
why? because it's a cult and they want to convince autistic retards to join them
hence their whole "egg" shtick

>>718934678
yes

>>718934983
because i like to imagine myself as a rippling mountain of bulging muscles, that's why.

>>718933717
ok this is cope but i swear to god it happens WAY more often irl than it should

>>718931868 (OP)
If woman was a bionicle I would play with her, why not? For contrast, I won't play with Justin Bieber doll or something like that.

>>718932586
But not that adam's apple hanging over that choker like a brick layer's beer gut?

>>718932025
those aren't pinheads

>”I just want to stare at girl ass!”
This doesn’t help your case, kid.
You know which group of people constantly talk about sex and gooning all the time? Trannies. If you play a game and your first thought is to immediately goon, it’s only a matter of time before you troon out.

>>718935203
pure autism, the type that watches Naruto and think they are Sasuke then use pic rel as their profile pic.

>>718934678
obviously not, because i am the thimble

>>718934872
Polygamy is a sin, but I'll let it pass. Girls should be competing for you, not going down on each other in your absence. Keep in mind you're gonna have to settle down with one of them eventually though, harembro.

>>718932586
>>718935343
Only fags care about all this minutiae

>>718935421
Looking for a sakura in a world of hinatas
*sigh*

>>718935306
self-inserting should carry a mandatory and immediate death sentence

are you guys actually unable to look at someone/something outside yourself and think with genuine sincerity
>this is me
this is basic stuff kids figure out before they can talk properly

>>718931868 (OP)
female action heroes, especially ones who get tied up often, are aryan
big generic muscular dudes are for brownies

simple as

>>718935431
shoe for me

>>718935537
i can be your haku if youll be my zabuza

>>718935580
I am able to but I'm also aware that it is, in fact, not me.

>>718931868 (OP)
I wanted an American Girl doll, but my parents got me Jonny Quest figures. I ended up just running my hands over their muscles.

>>718935604
this but skyrim

>>718934507
thirdies do the hard labor and have their resources shipped over to first world nations for the neo-eunuch troon dork class to optimize technology and give the ruling elites palantir spy technology so they can observe and control us to a greater extent
hyperfeminizing autistics with phytoestrogens and lavish social conditioning to create a technocratic servant class that develops iphones with CIA backdoor observation chips and pinpoint infrared roof-penetrating satellite observation drones
it's a very elaborate scheme
they can measure your dick with laser beams from space with the technology this cursted caste of autists has created

>>718935704
>red hand
Nu zelda is just a breeding vessel for bokoblins and it's disgustingly hot

>>718933940
>>718934625
>>718935545

>>718935306
You like to imagine yourself as a thug getting his back blown out by duke cage

>>718935742
>cursted
curated

>>718935704
>nogag
i want to see the other version!

>>718935742
staggeringly based non-pedestrian

>>718931868 (OP)
Never with Barbies, always a BionicleCHAD, but Winx were very pretty

>>718931868 (OP)
I played with barbies as a kid sometimes
>he doesn't know the trick where you take off their clothes
Yeah they're smooth, but boobs are boobs.

>>718932183
>Bionicle
>Makuta
Yep, thats a man.

>>718936145
when I was about 9 I was stuck at a girls house and she suggested we play a game where I was her "doll" and she undressed me, did my hair like a news presenter on the TV, then dressed me in her dads clothes

>>718932131
>Chad
You mean stacy

>>718936375
why do you think girls call trannies "dolls" dude lol

>>718931868 (OP)
Fixed your comic

>>718931868 (OP)
similar to when i played with action figures as a kid, i always self inserted and immersed myself as the characters i play in games, to the extent where when i died in a game i'd feel sorrow in my soul as if i died in real life
playing dark souls 2 for the first time was a nearly traumatizing experience with the amount of deaths i forced my "avatar" to suffer
being stuck on the lost sinner for days because i was horrible at the game made me feel the exact same misery, anxiety, and low self worth i felt when i was bullied as a kid for being fat and and slow in sports
self insert for the sake of immersion has always been my default method of experiencing a game
but of course this is not the only way to enjoy video games
i assume men who pick female characters without the sensation of self inserting do so to enjoy admiring their beauty? sort of like a gf simulator of sorts?
understandable if so

>>718932660
Truthnuke: in doujins, a highly detailed veiny throbbing penis makes a scene so much hotter than a white lightsaber.

>>718936746
>uncensored is better than trying to jack off to pixelated blobs
that's not a truthnuke that's like a truthfart nigga

>>718935203
People thought it was weird to play as a girl even back then, and even when there were gameplay differences between the male and female character.
Now all those kids who played as a girl all the time trooned out.

>>718934573
All the anons who "want to look at a girl's ass" will be gaslighting you in private messages into trooning out.

You're supposed to self insert into games.
If you self insert as the woman you are a tranny and you will be eradicated soon along with the faggots, niggers, and jews.

>>718931868 (OP)
>The first thing his eye wanders to is ass
Why are americans so obsessed with asses?

>>718931868 (OP)
>>>/toy/

>>718931868 (OP)
You still play with action figures?

>>718935203
It's so funny to me that Jim trooned out. I felt something was very wrong with him when he started to excuse homosexual pedophilia back in 09 or so and I stopped watching his shit and became a 4channer instead:^)

>>718931868 (OP)
>he doesn't have robogirl models
ngmi

>>718936892
>People thought it was weird to play as a girl even back then,
What
No one ever gave a single fuck

>>718932131
True chads played with cars and dinosaurs.

>>718931868 (OP)
I mean, barbie sucks as a doll in terms of eye candy. If it was an anime girl, then i would pose and play with her.

>>718932086
Anime dudes buy those figures to hot glue them.
They dont play the same way a girl does with a barbie

>>718938617
>They dont play the same way a girl does with a barbie
Then maybe. Just maybe, the whole argument over female characters is dumb and in bad faith...?

>>718936892
>People thought it was weird to play as a girl even back then
If that were the case then no none would have played Metroid after 1, in reality no one gave a shit if you did or not.
Hell, the girl toy/boy toy thing wasn't even about a toy of a female but that girl toys were always strictly inferior. Compare Action Man to Barbie for instance.
With barbie you get a toy with hardly any articulation and their only accessories were clothes and maybe a car sold separately
With action man you get toys that had way better articulation, done gimmick like a flip up back that allows you to fire some kind of plastic blow dart, a gun that actually fires and shit like professor gangrene. The car also had guns that fire and a hidden missile that could fire.
AND you could change their clothes too.

If barbies could do cool shit like that you can bet boys would be more interested.

>>718938936
Forgot my pic

>>718932505
>the avatar I picked and customized to interact with the digital world is not me

>>718934838
>>718935334
Yeah dad's coping hard.

>>718939002
I HAD THAT EXACT ONE

>>718939331
Yeah?
I really want to cuddle with my PEAK character, not being her

>>718931943
>Nah. Lets not have this thread.

typical barbie doll player

>>718931868 (OP)
Shes hot and I can put her in sexy outfits, why is that bad?

>>718939331
Correct. Or are you one of those faggots who would only create characters that look like you?

>>718935306
Self-inserter is more prone to being a gay tranny
They have knee-jerk reaction to people playing as female characters, because they know if they slip up and allowed their urge to play a game where you HAVE to play as a female, they'll turn into this

>>718939593
I had the one where his head would spin when you pressed down his arm. Part of me wishes I never gave away my Action Man collection but my little cousin got way more use out of it and then when his little brother came along about 10 years later he used them too.

>>718939331
Are you too retarded to NOT self-inserting when playing a game? Must be difficult for you to play games where the character is not (You) then.

>>718939331
>he makes a character to self insert

>>718931868 (OP)
This is like the least organic video game argument, up there with video game difficulty.

Play with the fucking digital toys however you want to, you fucking autists

>>718932131
We know from the MLP craze this isn't true

>>718932131
>who took toys and hobbies too seriously
How seriously is too seriously exactly?

>if you play Metroid that means you're a woman or a tranny
...is the retarded logic here.

>>718931868 (OP)
Salivating over some bald roided buffed dude is kinda gay anon.

>>718934117
>The person in the mirror is not me.
that's unironically true
the person on your id is you

>>718934117
Games are not mirrors.
Hope this helps, retard.

>>718936892
what about tomb raider games? i thought they were really popular

>>718931868 (OP)
It's not rocket science.

>Priority 1: Can I romance other characters in game?
Male
>Priority 2: Can I dress up my character in cute outfits?
Female

Do neither of these apply? See the following variables:
>Am I role-playing as "myself" or a character?
>If the character has a set personality, what do I feel is more appropriate based on their dialogue and actions?
and perhaps most unfortunately
>Are there meaningful in-game differences to the story or gameplay depending on which gender I pick?

Picking your gender in game has no reflection on your IRL gender identity unless you deliberately want it to.

I don't self insert into the female lead in a movie either
Or into a painting / sculpture of a woman

>>718932025
>pinheads are now in

>>718940842
I insert myself into the sculpture of a woman if you know what I mean

>>718932025
honestly I'd rather have the pinheads, the wojak shit is so cancerous

>>718940891
oh no

>>718931868 (OP)
I'll judge the gender by context or character design, for example:
>Pokemon (especially newer titles) puts 200% effort on female character design because sex sells, meanwhile every male character in the series looks like a fucking NPC wojak, so I often pick female.
>Fallout 4 starts out with ex-military male character giving a speech about war, narratively it makes zero sense for you to play as his wife (that's not even combat trained). So I pick male.
It's simple as that, there's no need to have a sperg-out over this.

>>718934983
Should add the sweat drop back, but on yellowshirts face.

>>718933390
Me too, with very few exceptions. Like the sub in like a facesitting clip can be a guy or whatever.