Thread 718940425

thoughts on short races in videogames?
why do you pick the short races?
are you tall or short irl?

off-model garbage

for me? chubby slampig pokemon

Lulu

>thread about short races
>post a drawing where poppy is tall
?

>>718940425 (OP)
I'm medium sized irl (5'10) and I like to pick short races for the David vs Goliath aspect - it's just cooler to know you're gonna kick ass despite how much shorter you are than everyone else.

>>718940803
she's tall compared to the other yordles, but she's still short

>>718940691

>pubes so thick they show through her dress
Whoa chi min that makes me horny

>>718940425 (OP)
>thoughts
Anonymous men are nothing more than farm animals to be milked by yordles like human cattle.

>>718940619
kill yourself animal fucker

>>718941753
Pokemon are animals? That's news to me.

>>718940805
You need to be 18 to post here lil bro. Wait till you grow up.

>>718940425 (OP)
>thoughts on short races in videogames?
They usually look stupid so I pass over them. Talking about those creepy Cabbage Patch Kid midget elves from FFXIV. At least LoL gives their tiny creatures fur and big ears. The Kokori from OoT OTOH are an example of a short race done right.

>>718942242
>returns to catalog
>not one but two oot threads at the top of the page

>>718942242
I like lalas

>>718942065
that's me on the top left

>>718942367
Actually disgusting

>>718942367
So shit compared to Elins.

For me it's draphs

>>718942080
>Using lil bro
>Calling someone else underage b&
You know what to do

immediate sex with poppy and lulu's anuses while tristana watches from the chair wondering why i wont give her attention

They're fine if they're normal people and it's not their fault everyone else is tall. They're usually just as strong if not everyone else. (Dwarves, Hobbits, WoW gnomes, Final Fantasy Tactics Moogles, Everquest 2 faerie people etc)
When they're the joke race it can get lame when they try to be serious (WoW goblins, Final Fantasy lalafell etc)

>>718941587
Anal

>>718940425 (OP)
I can't even remember the last game I played that had different races, let alone short ones. Any recommendations, preferably in the action rpg genre?

>>718943245
Of course.

>>718940425 (OP)
Imagine yordles but over 10 feet tall. Now wouldn't that be funny, haha

I'm liking all the Poppy pics itt

>>718943524
No, that defeats the entire point you retard. God I hate giantess fags so much.

>>718940619
>>718941815
Does she like men?

>>718943354
And baby making

>>718942367
hot

>>718940425 (OP)
>>718942537
gran blu fantasy is my favorite game that ive never played. league of yordles is my second favorite.

>>718943570
Keep staring and looking.

>>718943740
6 daily tries

>>718943582
Well, to each their own. I would liked to be manhandled, hugged and kissed by a giant smug shortstack.

>>718940805
Not as short IRL but I do this too because of a similar reason, plus, the classic JRPGs has your party looking like thumbs while bosses are some HD beefy grotesque chads, so it's a way to keep that tradition alive.

>>718944053
Who allowed you to slack off?

>>718943635
she doesn't like human men
she LOVES them

Which Yordle has the softest tummy?

>>718945243
obviously...

Hm slow thread.

>>718944450
I need a break to hydrate alright

>>718945969
Careful not to splatter water around or it will get really messy.

>>718940425 (OP)
>thoughts on short races in videogames?
They're hot as fuck and they fuck human men
>why do you pick the short races?
I don't. I pick the tall race so I can hit on female characters of the short races
>are you tall or short irl?
6'5.

>>718946051
I mean it'll end up that way even if I'm careful

>>718946051
these drawings all look like theyre supposed to be 6ft tall.

>>718946303
Sounds almost like a threat.

>>718940619
Imagine

>>718946536
Its more of a warning

>>718946564
I absolutely would

>>718946536
>short characters thread
>posts fanart of a short character drawn to look tall

what's with demacia and making other races bend to BHC?

>>718946835
Guess it is my own fault if something happens then if I post more.

It's always really funny trying to watch someone try to ERP on /v/ because they stick to these corny-ass innuendos that aren't sexy in an attempt to dodge the inevitable ban hammer (it won't work).

>>718947313
Yeah all thanks to you

Shortstacks are made for MBD.

>>718947914
Hurry up, will ya? I was promised a mess.

>>718948008
Why are you in such a hurry?
Tag? so you can see it.

>>718940425 (OP)
We need more short races.

>>718948326
Huh see? Well I guess you can post yours or a catbox if you want.

>>718942367
Mashing those potatoes.

>>718940425 (OP)
>Pick large race
>Height slider > MAX
>Muscle slider > MAX
>Grab small race coomer
>Lift her up with one hand
>Squish her into bloody sludge like an overripe plum

>>718940619
Yes.

tatoe love

>>718940425 (OP)
Poppy and Tristana were hotter before the redesigns and I'm tired of pretending they weren't.

>>718949970
>Poppy
Hell no

>>718949970
This

>>718950075
why is she like this?

>>718949970
incorrect poppy is sss tier

>>718950123
She just likes the smell.

>>718942367
Look weird.

I love muscle yuri so much bros

Meow

>>718949970
>the face of a man fucked by bloomberg

>>718940425 (OP)
please... I just fapped... no more...

>>718951508
Just do comfy after rubs for now.

>>718951278
Plap Plap Plap

Man, I really expected more porn in this thread.
Anyways, it's a shame that Riot has essentially abandoned yordles at this point. No MMO, no yordles in the fighting game, no new yordle champs. It's a real shame about the MMO too, it could have been really cool
How much do you think it costs to pay Riot to use the league IP?

gobblindeez pies I made for her

>>718951649
Is that a new broken item Riot added?

by ERPing with this anon you are actively indulging his cuck fetish

>>718951814
it will be broken once Poppy uses it

>>718951939
Uhu. Better abuse it while it's hot before nerfs.

>>718951928
I should see if there's some AI cuck thread somewhere. Anons post their waifus, I generate some porn and jack off like I was going to anyway, I post a picture of anon's waifu covered in spunk and he has fun too. It's the perfect masturbation, using all parts of the buffalo if you will

>>718952051
Imagine the abuse!

>>718950123
Was* she got turned off when she found out he wasn't so much evil as she thought.

>>718942367
There is so very, very little of lalafells getting piped by the larger races and it makes me sad.

>>718952276
I don't quite follow.

>>718952482
Plap

i hate the fact yordles have 4 fingers & toes

>>718952785
Weirdo

>>718952785
nigga u suck at this lmao

Riot is missing out on hundreds of millions of not billions of profit by not releasing adult yordle merch.

im tired of seeing any woman under 4'6" and immediately needing to jerk off

>>718952908
Yeah yeah I'm just trying to bump while regretting joining this match

>>718953168
Yeah, but it gives other people the opportunity to make money where they're failing to. That said, know any good places to find models to print like that?

>>718953375
Actually playing the game? Your poor soul.
>>718953376
Just use your own 3d printer these days I think.

>>718953648
>Just use your own 3d printer
I mean getting models to print ya dummy.

why are anons so obsessed with sharing their waifu
isn’t that kind of gay?

>>718953648
You should play it and distract me so the loss is worth it and more entertaining

>>718953709
Just scan in your dick and model a yordle around that, you double dummy!
>>718953868
Distracting is easy.

>>718940425 (OP)
Literally build for Demacian men

>>718951278
not short

>>718954073
So play it!

>>718941252
The only good image itt. Why are do all lewd depictions feature giant tits, fat ass rolls and shiny skin?

>>718954297
Yeah yeah playing the game.

>MMO might as well be dead
>retarded 2XKO devs can't wrap their head around short fighters
>boring ass Bandle Tale
When is it our time?

>>718954493
Alright if you played it would you only play Yordles?

>>718954073
Nah, I prefer desk figures to be hot and suggestive, not just straight up porn. Plus modeling one yourself is a lot of work. Why do that if I can just find one online to print for cheap?

>>718954694
I was playing but haven't in 3 years or so. I was a support slut that transformed into a support dom.

>>718955002
Time to switch back

>>718949161
>pregnant
???

>>718955002
I did this. Bottom lane was just comfy for an idiot who rarely played. I remember doing a Lulu/Tristana pairing with a friend where we would go on to dominate the match

>>718955165
I'll hop back on the support lap it when the mmo releases.

>>718955375
So never? didn't that get cancelled long time ago?

Is there any way to improve on the yordle design wise?

>>718955852
messier hair

>>718955524
Restarted development. Complain to riot.
>>718955359
Yorde lanes are fun.

>>718955852
No

>>718955852
naked butt

>>718955985
So now I'll just have to wait, again.

>>718956095
Yeah and jerk while we wait.

>>718956194
Daily task, don't even have to remind me

>>718956460
That's very devoted of you. But you can up that to 2 or 3 times on some days.

>>718956036
Make the ears bigger and more sensitive

>>718956652
I'm not even going to tell you how many times a day it happens

yordles improve everything

>>718956916
Pan the camera down a bit

I have noticed that people get weirdly hostile about short races in games outside of dwarves as a pseudo anti-manlet defence mechanism so I now main them exclusively. If you think a 6'2 human fighting a 50ft monster is any less stupid then a 2'8 character, you are retarded.

>>718956912
I can guarantee you I get more matches in per day.

>>718955524
>>718955985
There was a rumor it got retooled into a Genshin clone.
The MMO part is probably never happening. They likely looked at the market and realized MMOs are a dying genre.

>>718957101
Now what is that supposed to mean.
>>718957198
Yeah I read about the clone thing too and honestly I don't see it being anything like an MMO at all

>>718957198
Just make it a lobby arpg so people can hang out with their newest slut mtx in town together when not adventuring.
>>718957340
Don't worry about it.

>>718957198
>Genshin clone

>>718957198
>Turns it into a gatcha
Welp, there goes any hope for it outside of a source of high quality models. I wish people could realize the reason MMOs are dying is because every fucking model tries to be some super massive WoW style MMO with a cash shop on patch 1.0.
If you actually tried to innovate a little bit, you could have a proper MMO that people enjoy and pay for. It's not even that hard.

>>718957502
I won't but I do want to know

>>718957715
>paying for mmo

>>718957806
Yeah. If people enjoy an MMO, they'll pay for it. It's literally that easy.

>>718957962
Yes dude all 20 of you wow millennials.

>>718949970
Poppy is objectively the best redesign the game has ever had and will have. Bud I did like old Trist better.

>>718957717
It's too obvious for me to tell.

>>718958201
What if I want you to say it

>>718958313
No reason to if you are not doing stuff.

>>718958037
Jagex reported an increase in revenue from ~120 to ~150 million pounds for 2023. FFXIV is squeenix's largest provider of revenue. World of Warcraft doesn't release their sales, but evidently it makes enough of a profit that they're still putting tons of money into it.
People are more than willing to spend money to play a game.

>>718958529
I could be

>>718958559
You are fucking retarded.
Go change your diaper and pay another wow sub.

Is it dead?

>>718958667
In that case you know what I was talking about.

>>718958697
fag lol

>>718958697
Ah let me guess then, you want it to be a 'free' gatcha game designed to lock you in with predatory practices?

Are yordles fuzzy all over their bodies

>>718958963
Maybe so, its hard to focus while multitasking

>>718959516
Yeah

>>718959536
Just finish one thing fast or something.

>>718959681
Sadly they have to go on hold because I need to get dinner first!

>>718960318
Kind of impressive self control.

>>718960460
Nothing impressive about it, have something else going on and you shift focus for a bit.
Plus I'm working to record a 3 day hold

>>718960996
Do I get to see that big project you are working on?

>>718961285
If you want to that can be arranged

>>718961826
I wouldn't say no.

>>718956976
no

>>718962018
Then is settled
xiginij368 @evoxury com

>>718962702
I was more thinking of a discord.

would you fags just post your dickpics in the thread like adults instead of pussyfooting around

Christ alive. We used to have standards.

>>718962913
Sure drop it or reach above.

>>718963054
okay

Blueberry milk

>>718946468
60ft tall, actually.

>>718940425 (OP)
all i want is a goblin wife who likes to grab my dick and balls by the base just to swing around

>>718954386
>poppy but with a completely different body
none of these images are good

>>718954589
The MMO released? Or is that what you mean by it might as well be dead, that we havent heard shit about it in ages.

>>718967561
we did hear about it last year
the lead developer, ghostcrawler, left the project and they were scrapping everything they had by that point and starting over from scratch.With the producer of Mass Effect Andromeda as the new lead
We haven't heard anything since, and now there are rumors that it might have been repurposed into a genshin clone instead

They should bring that Smash game back that they were working on. MVS was basically an example of what not to do instead of just scrapping shit.

>>718968006
grim

to think that had they stuck to making a riot league runeterra world of warcraft clone with xayah girls and vex girls running around everywhere they'd be making tons of money and already be working on an expansion at this point

>>718940425 (OP)
I'm 183 cm tall guy. Shortstacks are my fetish. And I'm fine with mashing a potato as well. So I play those character types because that's what I want to look at. It's as simple as that.

Also, the super short characters usually have to have a unique model and mechanics. And aren't just "human with elf ears/fur added." So even if they weren't my fetish, I'd probably play them for variety.

>>718968165
funny thing is that ghostcrawler started working on a new MMO after he left, and he already has an early build to show to people.
The Riot MMO, meanwhile, was in development for god knows how long, and they never had anything to show for it, and if the rumours are true, it might just be straight up dead now

Yordles are great, but this thread needs more gobbo love.

what kind of (singleplayer) game would make sense for a short race?
they're fun but seem to mostly show up in mmorpgs

>>718969490
rpg with one as a companion you can breed

>>718954589
Awwwwww i liked Bandle Tale.

>>718969490
Any game with magic? Or you can still have them in most other games. Don't have to explain why some potato is using Martial Arts or carrying a 6 foot sword when even the normal sized humans shouldn't be able to.

>>718940425 (OP)
Dwarves are fine. Halfings, gnomes, yordles, etc. are shit.

Yordle and goblin girls are built to pump up to exploding

>>718941252
IMAGINE

>>718970296
imagine what?

>>718941587
Only if it's through breeding, oral or titfucks.

>>718968836
>tfw the guy who drew one of my favorite gobs only drew her twice and never again
Life is suffering

>finished three times by the time I reached the bottom
Good thread.

>>718970350
Imagine grabbing one of these tiny creatures and running off with her

What's the point of jerking off? Doesnt it just remind you guys of how difficult it is to go about getting with irl women?
I just dont rrally see a purpose to the dopamine treadmill anymore.
Like im gonna go jack off to the cute goblingirl art, get a dopamine spike for a brief moment and then what?
Horniness probably shouldn't be something you spend this much time and effort on.

why do people hate lalafells?

>>718940425 (OP)
Required. A pregnancy mechanic must also be implemented

>GYYO 4 with Vex is still years away
It's not fair

>>718970612
They're little fridges.

>>718970827
This is educational so it's SFW.

>>718970160
I've been looking forward to this.

>>718970849
>another artist doing a game meme
Mantis-x

for me, it's shortstack/goblin/halfling/gnome/dwarven/imp girls getting fucked by dogs or wolves

>>718970612
I don't. Them and the music are the only good thing about the game. That said, it would be 100x better if they made a single player game with a female lalafell as the lead. A game like Final Fantasy III or V.

>>718970827
Girl in the middle would be perfect if it wasn't for the uncanney face.

so damn
1k usd
what is 70cm in americans?
https://www.climax-doll.com/products/mini-goblin-sex-doll-si70cm-gb-zarga

>spot a yordle thread
>also see this get uploaded to fag95 https://f95zone.to/threads/gyyo-the-game-v1-3-5-moistcavitymap.247775/
i think the universe is trying to tell me something

>>718971195
everyone's chibi in those ff games already

>>718971561
That bitch is tiny. Little over two feet.

Overpowered Gobs

>>718971561
>70cm
A bit over 2 feet. Not sure what you'd do with something like that. Can't fuck it, guess you rub the gel breasts?

>>718971832
That's one of the reasons I say they should make it like those games. But modern Square would never make a sprite based game. They'd make it 3D. Which is fine. Just have the art design and gameplay be like the job based FF games.

>>718971897
The ears I can understand...but why does the goblin have a tail?

>>718971649
what the fuck he made a GAME?

>>718971982
i like this yordle
but i wasn't too much of a fan of canary's animation there, not his best work imo