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what causes this phenomenom?
Anonymous No.718969791
>>718969762 (OP)
Sexo
saucy No.718969819 >>718969921 >>718970437 >>718977397 >>719008864 >>719010538 >>719037405
>>718969762 (OP)
ADHD?
Anonymous No.718969839 >>718969919 >>718969993 >>718970494 >>718970649 >>718970687 >>718971138 >>718971324 >>718971339 >>718971706 >>718972046 >>718972258 >>718972314 >>718973568 >>718976839 >>718976921 >>718977450 >>718977571 >>718977776 >>718977996 >>718978305 >>718978358 >>718979013 >>718979064 >>718982380 >>718982734 >>718983023 >>718985994 >>718989639 >>718990070 >>718990579 >>718991609 >>718992024 >>718993717 >>718994072 >>718994474 >>718994590 >>718996051 >>718997064 >>718999809 >>719000212 >>719000549 >>719003839 >>719005797 >>719005858 >>719009670 >>719030014 >>719031010 >>719033406 >>719034495 >>719036119 >>719037751 >>719040134 >>719040167 >>719040712 >>719042763 >>719042832 >>719043429 >>719043478 >>719043613 >>719043753 >>719051285 >>719053905 >>719057072 >>719062096
>>718969762 (OP)
do people seriously watch videos of games they never played?
Anonymous No.718969848 >>718969960 >>718999982
>>718969762 (OP)
Which one is free and which one is a 40 dollar time investment?
Anonymous No.718969854 >>718974703 >>718986286
>>718969762 (OP)
White noise, you actually have to pay attention to movie for the most part.
Anonymous No.718969919
>>718969839
Yes I know everything I know about the Devil May Cry reboot by watching someone elses no commentary long play of it.
It still sucks and does Vergil dirty.
Anonymous No.718969921 >>718970437 >>718972585 >>719037751
>>718969819
I don't have ADHD (and neither do 99% of those who are diagnosed with it) and I agree with op, it's just that most modern movies are boring whereas a game explanation is technical, passionate, sincere and teaches me something unlike an obnoxious smarmy ironic modern day corporate film
Anonymous No.718969927 >>718970583 >>718971108 >>718978835 >>719030523 >>719041567
Anonymous No.718969960 >>718970068 >>718970074
>>718969848
40 dollars for a movie?
Anonymous No.718969983
>>718969762 (OP)
Being a retarded zoomer.
Anonymous No.718969993
>>718969839
the only time i watch gaming channels are for either a how-to to get past a section I don't feel like fucking with for hours, or for ideas on what to play. I like horror games so I do watch some John Wolfe now and then to find games to play for myself.
Anonymous No.718970043
I stopped using YouTube entirely because of that
Anonymous No.718970052
>>718969762 (OP)
Autism. And not high functioning autism, but an elevated degree of autism, almost non-verbal autism. I know because I have high-functioning autism, diagnose by a medical professional, and I can't fucking stand these long-winded videos that go on and on without saying anything worth listening to.
Anonymous No.718970068 >>718970224 >>718972292
>>718969960
By the time you get past the concession stand? Yes. Or if you go to a theater that will bring dinner to your seat...yes++ (protip movies where they bring you dinner are superior)
Anonymous No.718970074 >>718974085
>>718969960
Ticket, buck of crab legs, single moviegoer tax, plus tip. It all adds up.
Anonymous No.718970104
>>718969762 (OP)
I respect films and want to give my full attention to them while I tune out, pause, speed up or close the 3 hour video essay at any point.
Anonymous No.718970118
>>718969762 (OP)
>Shitty movie
>Ultra specific game catering to your taste
What's the problem? Not to mention films nowadays are 3h min. Somehow producers think every single movie should be longer than 2,5 hours
Anonymous No.718970121 >>718970195 >>718970283 >>718970304 >>718970982 >>718974002 >>718974134 >>718994362 >>719031047
>click on video essay
>it's actually a asmongold reacting to video
>now my feed is infested by this human roach
Fuck it.
Anonymous No.718970143
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies are often formulaic and boring, specially modern cape shit, reviews are more stimulating, it can give us a new outlook on old material, and think about things you never paid any mind, or just present us with something new and cool through the eyes of a passionate fan/knowledgeable critic
Anonymous No.718970170 >>718978521
>>718969762 (OP)
Because movies are worth my full attention meanwhile I can listen to YouTube slop minimized whilst working out or doing tasks without worrying that I missed anything of consequence.
Anonymous No.718970195 >>718977243
>>718970121
cope troon
Anonymous No.718970224 >>718970712 >>718984031 >>718984319 >>719015591 >>719016519
>>718970068
>By the time you get past the concession stand?
amerifat moment
>Or if you go to a theater that will bring dinner to your seat...
this is actually fucking subhuman holy shit
Anonymous No.718970230 >>718976862
>>718969762 (OP)
Classic meme template.
Anonymous No.718970283
>>718970121
just remove the video from your history retard, its the biggest influence on what is recommended to you. remove it and it goes away
Anonymous No.718970291
>Click on a vidya game essay
>It's actually a philosophy lesson using the video game as a jumping off point with recommended readings.
Anonymous No.718970304 >>718971161
>>718970121
Yep, also part of the reason I stopped using youtube
Anonymous No.718970320 >>719052197
>>718969762 (OP)
You being a piece of shit zoomer
I keep seeing these "memes" about watching long as fuck videos about random shit and i've never experienced that

Fucking zoomers
Anonymous No.718970428
>>718969762 (OP)
>The (almost) forgotten story of speedrunning in Dickeater
>The race to reach 4 minute 106% completion in Dickeater
>The hidden glitch found by ACCIDENT that changed Dickeater speedrunning forever
>trannykike69, the legendary Dickeater speedrunner that they couldn't ignore
>Dickeater devs react to AMAZING 4:17 speed run
Anonymous No.718970437 >>719034458 >>719045040
>>718969819
>>718969921
>>718969762 (OP)
For me I do think it's an ADHD/Autsim thing. Movies can be kind of overstimulating, like sensory overload. It can be exhausting to have to deal with emotions of characters or a story. Video essays about something I'm interested in is relaxing because it keeps my interest but doesn't overstimulate me with anything too surprising or challenging.
Anonymous No.718970491 >>718970719
>>718969762 (OP)
the same thing happens to me except it's gooning for 3 hours instead of watching a movie
Anonymous No.718970494
>>718969839
I probably spend more time doing this than playing games by a solid margin
Anonymous No.718970549 >>718971094 >>719036143
>>718969762 (OP)
>Anon watches 3 and a half hour video essay about a game they never played.
>Comes to /v/ to call it shit.
>People who actually played the game call them retarded and correct all their misinformed points.
>They double and triple down until they're caught in a web of lies and insecurity and embarrassment.
>To justify the way they feel, they leave the thread and make it again the next day
>And the next day
>Forever
Anonymous No.718970583
>>718969927
I feel like I see as many video essays about old cartoons from black guys than white guys.
Anonymous No.718970604
>>718969762 (OP)
corn in the cob
Sage No.718970615
Imagine being so pedophilic that you insert children into meme templates. God I fucking hate this place sometimes.
Saged. Reported. Waiting for you to -ACK.
Anonymous No.718970649 >>718970948 >>718972603
>>718969839
Oh you can't comprehend why somebody would do this? How wouldn't you have not felt if you hadn't not eaten breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.718970687
>>718969839
I don't like playing shitty games, but it's mildly entertraining listening someone tearing it to pieces.
Anonymous No.718970712 >>718970824
>>718970224
You obviously don't understand the luxury of eating a steak while watching a new release film in IMAX. But I'm aware you probably worship cows so of course you don't.
Anonymous No.718970719
>>718970491
Get help
Anonymous No.718970772
I like Rusty's Elden Ring tier lists, not so much for the content but because he has a nice sense of humor.
Anonymous No.718970776
>>718969762 (OP)
>video essay
Made that mistake before, 9/11 times it's always some a shitty video where the dude repeats points to drag out the video length. I swear it feels people need to make use of their Linguistics Major otherwise it'd be worthless dogshit
Anonymous No.718970802 >>718970858 >>718970891 >>718970903
Who keeps making these threads
Anonymous No.718970824 >>718984250
>>718970712
>obese amerilard cannot go two hours without stuffing a fucking steak down his throat and paying attention to something else
genuinely pathetic
Anonymous No.718970845
>>718969762 (OP)
Having interest in one thing over another. What, are you just a fucking a cow who has no actual independent interests and just follow the herd, and because all the other cattle go, "Mooooovies good," you think that you are obligated to watch whatever slop of shit Hollywood puts out?
Anonymous No.718970850
>>718969762 (OP)
the difference in the amount of effort it takes to consume the thing
Anonymous No.718970858
>>718970802
Trannies
Anonymous No.718970882
>>718969762 (OP)
>Watching some shit movie I have no interest in vs a game that's mildly interesting
Probably the same reason shit like true crime and ghost hunting are popular it's just mildly interesting enough and I feel like i learn more about the world around me vs some slop movie made to appeal to everyone and no one simultaneously.
Also
>Only 3 and a half hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiH2SjjowKw
Anonymous No.718970891 >>718971002 >>718972962
>>718970802
/v/ is just 90% schizos posting the same threads over and over
Anonymous No.718970903
>>718970802
DOTA2 players.
Anonymous No.718970948
>>718970649
How would you feel if your mom didnt eat breakfast this morning?
Anonymous No.718970982 >>718971945
>>718970121
So many lazy fucks just upload snippets of their streams or β€˜podcasts’. The world does not need this many podcasts.
Anonymous No.718970990
>>718969762 (OP)
The bare minimum amount of fucks you have to give to watch the former is higher than for the latter
There is also a chance that you just pick shit movies so the video is just straight up more facscinating
Anonymous No.718971002 >>718971087 >>718971127
>>718970891
Its south east asians. They have the highest rate of schizophrenia in the entire world and ruined a lot of the smaller weeb boards like /m/
Anonymous No.718971075
>>718969762 (OP)
One has value and the other will spend 60 minutes explaining how you're the problem with society.
Anonymous No.718971087
>>718971002
Nah it's those damned Dutch.
Anonymous No.718971094
>>718970549
My experience is usually they just dismiss everything with
>Yes that's true, but they didn't do anything with it
>You can't expect me to pay that much attention to the plot when there's so many issues
>That's just a convenient excuse
>*pivot to something unrelated*

Or similar. Video essays for video games are without exception garbage
Anonymous No.718971105
>>718969762 (OP)
People who don't understand time is gold so they sit on their asses watching youtube all day
Out of all the things they can do, they cuck themselves to someone yapping lol
Lmao even
Anonymous No.718971108 >>718971198
>>718969927
>the SHOCKING ending of [a kids cartoon] (4:54:20)
who fucking cares
Anonymous No.718971127 >>719004414
>>718971002
Having had massive amounts of exposure to the Filipino peoples, I can confirm this
>captcha: PVPHRT fucken lol
Anonymous No.718971138
>>718969839
Retard finds out other retards exist.
Anonymous No.718971161 >>718971246 >>718972000
>>718970304
Why didn't you just hide the videos?
Anonymous No.718971171
>>718969762 (OP)
Watching people talk is easier to process than 90 minutes of a plot and story. Also most movies are shit now. Hollywood is so shit.
Anonymous No.718971173
>>718969762 (OP)
There are more views on this video than copies sold outside Japan.
Anonymous No.718971198 >>718971302 >>718971661 >>718986470 >>718986562 >>718987708 >>718997601 >>719000302 >>719006464 >>719025114 >>719030891 >>719046613 >>719051630
>>718971108
It's troonslop.
They get off by telling people that they like rare oscure thing instead of telling people how awesome it is. When in fact it's not rare or oscure anymore because of the internets.
Anonymous No.718971234
>>718969762 (OP)
You feel less respect for the video game essay. You're likely watching it at 2x speed and not giving it the full 3 hours or all your attention. You will want to pay all attention to the movie, so it feels more like a chore.
Anonymous No.718971246
>>718971161
He's a hypocrite who will claim that an entire platform is shit because he saw one video he didn't like, yet will continue drinking the same water and breathe the same air as the millions of people he hates.
Anonymous No.718971302
>>718971198
Damn almost none of this collage applies to me.
Vriska a fucking shit.
Anonymous No.718971324 >>718977019 >>718978471
>>718969839
i think ultraman or pretty much every other tokusatsuslops are dumb as shit but i knew everything about the lore now thanks to these vids and the abundance of free time i have at work
Anonymous No.718971339
>>718969839
I play video games on youtube sometimes
Anonymous No.718971395 >>718971482
>>718969762 (OP)
I can play a comfy session of a city builder or build gunpla while I half pay attention.
Anonymous No.718971482 >>718971721 >>718972348
>>718971395
Why can't you just focus on one thing or are you really ADHD?
Anonymous No.718971597 >>718971904 >>718972449 >>718976159 >>718976224 >>719011751 >>719037950 >>719047145 >>719051787
>>718969762 (OP)
The real answer is the odd normalization of "background noise" and passive entertainment.
Creators of this shit are fully aware that it's, as kids these day call it, "2nd monitor activity". You're not supposed to sit in front of your monitor for 4 hours straight and actually pay attention to the video. It's why it has so much audio FX and why FUCKING EVERYTHING needs to be said out loud.
Tiktok has flashy subs for every single word, Youtube has this.
Netflix and other video companies are catching up and unironically make their series/movies in a style suitable for "just listening".
It's not videos, it's "content".
Anonymous No.718971661 >>718971707 >>718972175 >>719041079
>>718971198
Putting Boxxy in this image is extreme faggotry
Anonymous No.718971706 >>719034679
>>718969839
Why the fuck do people even watch others talk about games or play games
Anonymous No.718971707 >>718971953
>>718971661
Wtf is a boxxy
Anonymous No.718971718 >>718978476 >>718978589 >>718978754 >>718978765 >>718979001 >>718983601 >>718998456 >>719033229
BEHOLD, the DEFINITIVE LIST of ALL GOOD VIDEO ESSAYS/REVIEWS
If your video is NOT ON THIS LIST it SUCKS
>Thoughts on Drakengard 3 (Dir. DouchebagChocolat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZmvxJF_HU
>Reiko Trap Harem (Dir. EsotericPoster1388)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQIjJnxhefQ
>Git Gud at Mario 2: The Lost Levels (Dir. 02)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lQx59SfMzw
>Why I Left Fallout 2 (Dir. Timothy Cain)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfaCXEu0tE
>Freddy Got Fingered - re:View (Dir. RedLetterMedia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEn3wcpNsg8
>The TRUE & SECRET History of Shonen Action Manga (Dir. The Land of Obscusion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWj2C_x71CA
>V.03_Pt.2 (Dir. MSC_836)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY7s05iJOoI
>Msscribe: The Harry Potter Fandom's Greatest Con-Artist - When Posting Goes Wrong (Dir. Eldena Doubleca5t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_DZd78WLQY
>
Anonymous No.718971721
>>718971482
Yes, we are fucked in the head. The dual-dopamine-stream shit is real. Oh well.
Anonymous No.718971818 >>718971840
>I played every (game series) game
>only gives superficial information
>gameplay footage shows only the first 10 minutes of each game
>670k views
Anonymous No.718971840
>>718971818
welcome to the art of clickbait.
Anonymous No.718971904
>>718971597
That explains why podcasts are unnaturally popular now, I guess
Anonymous No.718971945
>>718970982
Once some guy got paid $120 million to make podcasts, the slop was generated to have a shot at that lottery ticket.
Anonymous No.718971953 >>718972321
>>718971707
Use google.
inb4 "idc lol"
Then why ask?
Anonymous No.718972000
>>718971161
I shouldn’t have to. It didn’t used to recommend me normiecore shit like Asmongold
Anonymous No.718972046 >>718972158 >>718972176 >>718972449
>>718969839
opportunity cost.

>40 hour timesink wading through the muck in order to figure out if something is good


>3 hour timesink that only talks about the good parts.
Anonymous No.718972137 >>718972190
>the only objectively good vydia essay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-_r0w7ykI

after watching this, you can stop watching any other videogame essays, that's it, nothing comes close
Anonymous No.718972158
>>718972046
This.
I don't have to go through the hell that is Gmod RP but actually have youtubers to grief the servers and it's unfortunate inhabitants.
Anonymous No.718972175
>>718971661
It's a faggy bait image in general.
Like yeah dude southpark is really weird/obscure. You wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.718972176
>>718972046
What. If you're not having fun in 30 minutes then turn the game off.
Anonymous No.718972190
>>718972137
too much persona music
Anonymous No.718972258
>>718969839
Yeah sometimes. Sometimes there is a game series where the story is more interesting than the game itself so you'll watch a play through of the game rather than play it yourself, for example I liked mass effect 2 and 1 quite a bit but couldn't stand 3 so i just watched most of the big story moments, cutscenes and endings.
Anonymous No.718972292
>>718970068
This whiteboy ain't never heard of torrenting kek
Anonymous No.718972314
>>718969839
I watch the RunningShine YIIK video every so often. Do I want to play it even after the I.V. update? Nope.
Anonymous No.718972321 >>718972525
>>718971953
Ahh you don't know either
Anonymous No.718972348
>>718971482
I can focus on one thing just fine. Do it all the time with online games, books, or movies. But sometimes I Just want to build a comfy town while some dork rambles on about Ultima spinoffs for a couple hours.
Anonymous No.718972421
>>718969762 (OP)
>Movie
Some fantasy garbage trying to sell you a hamfisted message
>Essay
Overview of something real enough that's detailed enough, usually without hamfisted message
Anonymous No.718972449 >>718976159 >>718976224 >>719011751
>>718972046
You could just play video games. I did that just now and had a great time.

>>718971597
I don't understand the idea of putting something with spoken word on that you're not actively paying attention to. Sincerely question the mental capacity of anyone who leaves the TV on as background noise.
Anonymous No.718972525 >>718972570
>>718972321
Yes that's why I said to use google. u dum?
Anonymous No.718972570 >>718973338
>>718972525
Why don't you Google it and share it with the rest of us
Anonymous No.718972585 >>718973483
>>718969921
I do have ADHD, but since everybody told me it doesn't exist and it's just a big pharma scam and boys have energy or whatever I always refused to get medicated. I'm clearly just not trying hard enough. So I will try harder tomorrow and harder tomorrow and harder tomorrow...

And then I did get medicated at 35 because I just had too much going on in and I couldn't just "yeah of course I fucked it up always do haha" my way through it so I figured what do I have to lose.

I cannot stand knowing I had the option to put my thoughts in order and plan and shit my whole life and I just didn't take it. It literally makes me sick. Imagine all I could have done. I might even have a friend and shit. I just can't take it.

>Well now is the time to get your life together!

I don't know how.
Anonymous No.718972603
>>718970649
Its ok anon, he might be one of the good ones. Seems like he was just being honest as far as anyone can tell.
Anonymous No.718972702
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies largely suck. Game-design discussion can be interesting.
Anonymous No.718972736 >>718972821
>make video on games I like
>spend hours writing and editing
>500-1k views
>make a video shitting on new release
>barely spend time writing a script or editing the video
>20k views in a week
>200 comments
I don't know how to feel
Anonymous No.718972752
Just finished this kino.
Anonymous No.718972809 >>718994362
On one hand, I despite creators having 'slop channels' and upload there regularly while the main sees little content but on the other, I understand that because the algorithims are fucked and everything which sucks. I wish we could go back to the days of early youtube/AVGN where it was one 10-15 minute video a month. Sure it was aping the television format but the consistency is nice.
Anonymous No.718972821
>>718972736
>make video essay on game I dont give a fuck about
>written by chatgpt with AI voice
>300,000k views and 6,000 comments in 2 hours
Anonymous No.718972894
I don’t like those videos but movies demand your full attention. You can put those videos on a second screen while doing something else
Anonymous No.718972962
>>718970891
What's their endgame?
Anonymous No.718973265 >>718973350 >>718973427 >>718977845 >>719019943
here's your essay yt vid sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtN-i-IkRWI
Anonymous No.718973338
>>718972570
Because idc lol?
Anonymous No.718973350
>>718973265
See, I'd actively watch the video if she just dressed like that.
Anonymous No.718973427
>>718973265
can i at least take her out into the woods, rape her and behead her, possibly not even in that order?
Anonymous No.718973470
>>718969762 (OP)
Its s o i boys from reddit that are making gaming essays. Just ignore them like society and women do.
Anonymous No.718973483 >>718977353
>>718972585
What did they put you on?
Anonymous No.718973568
>>718969839
its worse. they read posts about videos of games they never played that they never watched.
Anonymous No.718974002
>>718970121
the youtube alt right pipeline is real!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.718974085 >>718976246
>>718970074
Gotta look out for muh boy Robert.
Anonymous No.718974134 >>718978128
>>718970121
Night Media getting their cut no matter how long it takes.
Anonymous No.718974703
>>718969854
the real answer
Anonymous No.718976159
>>718971597
Pretty much this.
>>718972449
Because most people are on their phones or something something else, hence they need to adapt the script into something that might be better suited for the vast majority when it comes to writing/making a video.
Anonymous No.718976224 >>719011751 >>719012062
>>718971597
>>718972449
my gen x mom has always done this with TV
Anonymous No.718976246
>>718974085
I just wish he wouldn't always make fun of me for being single.
Anonymous No.718976748
>>718969762 (OP)
zoomers and alphas really are just a doomed, failed generation huh
Anonymous No.718976839
>>718969839
>slowpoke.jpg
Anonymous No.718976862
>>718970230
kid probably has a degree by now
Anonymous No.718976908
>>718969762 (OP)
Preference. Especially if the movie isn't that good versus a game you know about that you want to see analyzed (either a good game or bad).
Anonymous No.718976918
>>718969762 (OP)
You are retarded
Anonymous No.718976921 >>718977776
>>718969839
Some things are just that hidden.
Anonymous No.718977019 >>718977557
>>718971324
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JqKFZbr70
Anonymous No.718977167
>>718969762 (OP)
I want to fall sleep fast
Anonymous No.718977192 >>718977353
>>718969762 (OP)
People with ADHD or ADD tend to like having something always playing in the background because they can’t stand being alone with their intrusive thoughts. I know this because my dad has ADD and is absolutely addicted to the Shawn Ryan Show.
Anonymous No.718977243
>>718970195
>t. zoom zoom streamer cuck
Anonymous No.718977328
That one Tokimeki Memorial video is a more thrilling piece of audio-visual entertainment than any movie that has been released in the past two decades.
Anonymous No.718977353
>>718973483
Adderal XR 10mg.

>>718977192
Yes, but it is something you need to fight.

I need to work to stop myself from reaching for my phone but I feel better when I dont turn on "stimulation 2" and I cam engage with "stimulation 1" on a deeper level.
Anonymous No.718977397 >>719033697 >>719056714
>>718969819
no, I'm old as siit and I can't watch these garbage films & shows anymore

>>718969762 (OP)
kikewood sucks now, has sucked for decades
Anonymous No.718977450
>>718969839
>do people seriously watch videos of games they never played?
Yes, only to educate myself to shitpost with knowledge and pretend to be a know-it-all anon.
Anonymous No.718977557
>>718977019
Billy was in the right here.
Anonymous No.718977571
>>718969839
browns do. because they can't afford to play video games.

most youtube engagement is from such people. nigger.
Anonymous No.718977776 >>718978079
>>718976921
>That part where the bad guy massacres all of the MCs religion obsessed friends and even has one declare that he is their god

Shit was absolute cinema

>>718969839
Yes. Quite a few gameplots are genuinely better than the game anyway. For example id never say watch a video about Metal Gear Solid,Devil May Cry,Deus Ex,Tomba or Shin Megami Tensei. But Personasave for 3 Baroque, Linda3,Xenosaga/gears/blade? Absofuckinglutely.

Some have some interesting as fuck lore too behind the development
Anonymous No.718977845
>>718973265
when fat women pretend to not be fat it grosses me out
it's no different to me than lying about something i watched you do
you're fat, just own it i'll still eat your ass
Anonymous No.718977996 >>718978235
>>718969839
Video essays are usually just condensed lets plays that go through the game scene by scene with no thought or added value.
Anonymous No.718978079
>>718977776
>Baroque
But Anon! The suffering is part of the plot!
Anonymous No.718978101 >>718978391
I used to be utterly obsessed with videogame video essays, videogame design videos, I was the complete picture of an essayfag
I really thought they were super insightful and deep, but at some point I realised I was watching videos more than playing, so I went back to playing more often, and over time I realised how utterly fucking stupid these videofags were
Anonymous No.718978128
>>718974134
I'm slightly against people who think that having a manager is some sort of devious conspiracy.
Anonymous No.718978225 >>718978286
>be me
>attempt to discuss game
>realise 99% of /v/ literally do not play games
>stop posting so much and go play games
Anonymous No.718978235 >>718984494
>>718977996
>added value
pls stop postign like a kike
Anonymous No.718978286
>>718978225
>play games
never happened
Anonymous No.718978305 >>718978430
>>718969839
It's the same as watching a video of a true crime murder you've never heard of, but that's not to say I condone the actions because I think it's stupid to watch videos of games you don't play
Anonymous No.718978358
>>718969839
If you get your head out ur ass, you will slowly realize there's nothing wrong with this
Anonymous No.718978391 >>718978559 >>718978694
>>718978101
they make me sad because people like you exist, ignorant of how retarded these essayists are (at least the ones i've had linked to me)
every single one gets basic facts about the game wrong, on top of giving the absolute worst 70iq takes on actual game design when they've played like 20 games in their entire lives
e.g. one that got linked to me was this dude whose whole gimmick is monster hunter, and he was unfortunately popular enough that when capcom did their gay e-celeb collabs for dragon's dogma 2 he got a collab
this dude didn't even know normal shot lv1 existed in 1st gen, or that KO status didn't exist, he'd never played 1st gen, so i clicked through some of his other videos and he's never actually played any of them other than 3u, dude's entire persona is monster hunter, he's considered an expert by normies, and he's only played 1 game and never even completed it 100%

and that's just one guy, every single essayist someone links me to watch on stream is just like this
Anonymous No.718978430
>>718978305
I watch videos of games that I know I will never play, like Mass Effect(s).
Anonymous No.718978471
>>718971324
Ultraman is genuinely great, as opposed to Sentai and KR
Anonymous No.718978476
>>718971718
>DouchebagChocolat
I haven't seen this name in a long time
Anonymous No.718978521
>>718970170

This.


If I'm watching a movie, I'm committed. When I throw on an essay, I might game with it i on in the background, or workout, etc.
Anonymous No.718978559 >>718978614
>>718978391
I at least managed to get out of the hole I was in listening to those guys, there are people that still haven't
The absolute worst one I've encountered is Electric Underground though, he is the nadir of youtube
Anonymous No.718978589 >>718978641 >>718983949 >>718995739
>>718971718
These are the only two video essays I recommend to 4chan Anons without even a hint of irony, sarcasm, or any other emotional shield. This is the good stuff, the kind of stuff a man saves on his hard drive.
https://youtu.be/jQIHqkudgNY
https://youtu.be/1X6D39Cd34k
Anonymous No.718978614 >>718978696
>>718978559
nice try, mork is the best and only one worth following
Anonymous No.718978641 >>718979146
>>718978589
>hits bong
>dude...games are like...just skinner boxes bro...
Yeah fuck off
Anonymous No.718978694 >>718978762
>>718978391
The popular ones are articulate and entertaining, or just shove their political-philosophical takes using the games as a vehicle.
Anonymous No.718978696
>>718978614
For me it's mechanics are a crutch
Anonymous No.718978719 >>718978829
Zoomers can't live without internet men. Their whole life has been 24x7 internet men. Any conversation is internet men based.
It's fascinating to witness.
Anonymous No.718978751
Remember Super Bunnyhop's MGS2 video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2YuPGYabw
Anonymous No.718978754
>>718971718
lolol
Anonymous No.718978762 >>718978951
>>718978694
>nice outfit, did your boy raping aids spreading monkeypox spreading pedophile faggot of a husband make it for you?
What the fuck Raimi
Anonymous No.718978765
>>718971718
>1000% gay shit
Kill yourself faggot.
Anonymous No.718978829
>>718978719
>give zoomie advice on drawing, tell him to practice more first, give him hand/anatomy study guides
>he replies
>what's the point of drawing if you aren't going to post it???
Anonymous No.718978835
>>718969927
*british man
Anonymous No.718978951
>>718978762
it was a different time
Anonymous No.718979001
>>718971718
Anonymous No.718979013
>>718969839
When I'm mildly interested in a topic of the video but not enough to play the game. I only do it when it doesn't really matter to me if the person is right or not. I don't usually watch videos about games I've already played because I already have my own opinion, unless it's purely informative so I can understand the game better.
Anonymous No.718979064
>>718969839
Games take 20+ hours to finish at a minimum.
And I already need that time do my gacha dailies.
Anonymous No.718979092
>>718969762 (OP)
I'm like that but I watched a good movie the other day and it held my attention for the entire duration without me touching the phone. Maybe it's just bad movies or slop that get this treatment.
Anonymous No.718979120
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies aren't hardwired to hit you with dopamine every 30 seconds. All successful youtube content is (regardless of length or subject).
Anonymous No.718979146 >>718979251
>>718978641
A good segue to another video Anon should watch, though it's not a video essay:
https://youtu.be/xNjI03CGkb4
Anonymous No.718979251
>>718979146
I like how this vid made all the GDC libshit kikes angry at the pure-money kikes.
Anonymous No.718979370 >>718979439 >>718980898
>>718969762 (OP)
You should see how she looks NOW
Anonymous No.718979439
>>718979370
too old
Anonymous No.718980898
>>718979370
WHAT?
Anonymous No.718981116 >>718981481
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies are so bad and boring now that listening to PatricianTV autistically dissecting Oblivion for 12 hours is unironically more entertaining
Anonymous No.718981348 >>718981481
>best bud begs me for ages to watch Action Button reviews
>start watching the FFVII review
>he's doing a pseudo announcer voice with vocal fry
>click randomly somewhere later in the video to see if it's just a bit
>literally the entirety of his delivery
>turn it off after five minutes
how do people listen to this guy speak
Anonymous No.718981481 >>718981539 >>718982690
>>718981116
>>718981348
just burn it all down
Anonymous No.718981539 >>718982690
>>718981481
how does this have anything to do with my post
Anonymous No.718982242 >>718982314 >>718982812
>>718969762 (OP)
>boring hollyjewslop
>versus a well researched documentary about a topic concerning my hobbies
How is that even a question?
Anonymous No.718982314 >>718982812
>>718982242
>well researched
Anonymous No.718982371 >>718982405 >>718982573
ive almost finished my vidya essay backlog, any recs?
Anonymous No.718982380
>>718969839
Nigger, 99% of this board gets their gaming facts from youtube videos.
Anonymous No.718982405 >>718982782
>>718982371
https://www.youtube.com/@NeverKnowsBest
Anonymous No.718982573
>>718982371
Majuular
Anonymous No.718982690
>>718981481
>>718981539
Or mine
Anonymous No.718982734
>>718969762 (OP)
>>718969839
I enjoy watching 5-hour-long series made by a fellow autist, instead of ~10 minute corpo-kike 'tubers huslting for ad money
Anonymous No.718982779 >>718982818 >>718983537 >>719061365
>>718969762 (OP)
It's like how pic related is the most boring scene as a kid but the most interesting one for adults because you actually care about the possibility/ethics of bringing back dinosaurs rather than the t rex chasing the car.

I watched a youtube video about how hard it is to get legit Pokemon in tournaments like trading a fucking Magmar on a one in a billion seed from Pokemon colosseum all the way up to current gen vs just spending a few min cheating it in and it was more interesting to me than any movie I watched this year. I have not even played pokemon since Emerald
Anonymous No.718982782 >>718982992
>>718982405
>br*tish
No
Anonymous No.718982812 >>718982914
>>718982242
>>718982314
>(game retrospective)
>90 minutes long
>it's just a basic story recap
I'm tired boss
Anonymous No.718982818
>>718982779
Forgot pic
Anonymous No.718982914 >>718986219
>>718982812
>I'm tired boss
take a walk fattie
walking is good for you
go outside
Anonymous No.718982992 >>718983894
>>718982782
he's an ausie
Anonymous No.718983023
>>718969839
I usually put on video essays on games to fall asleep to.

Or Steve1989.
Anonymous No.718983143
>>718969762 (OP)
You better fuckin believe I'm gonna watch a 2 hour video essay about Nancy Drew games for the 5th time rather than watch some bullshit new movie
Anonymous No.718983165
>>718969762 (OP)
As someone who has watched a couple of playthroughs of games I've never played (if I know I'll never play the game I'm not really losing much), I'd chalk it up to emotional investment.

What I mean is, you don't really need your brain on to watch some shit on youtube you can switch off at any time. When watching a movie, you're making the plan to sit down for those 90 - 120 minutes or longer and see it to the end.
Anonymous No.718983197 >>718983230 >>719041887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xYhv15qv4A&t=7581s&ab_channel=hazel
>video on weird tokusatsu girls or literally who bottom of the barrel anime
>all the time in the world for you my queen!
Anonymous No.718983230 >>718983275
>>718983197
>cozy
>not comfy
fuck off
I don't know how the reddit term cozy overtook comfy, but it needs to stop
Anonymous No.718983275 >>718983394
>>718983230
>42 seconds to reply

zamn
Anonymous No.718983368
>>718969762 (OP)
The only movies I give a shit about are unironically shit like action/comedy slop and sometimes capeshit because video games are 1000x better at actually delivering a unique and compelling experience 99% of the time. Film is for normalfaggots who can't figure out how to play video games but have to pretend like it's about it being some high art form when it's actually just fucking easy to consume garbage. Read a fucking book, poser. Anyway, shit like video essays or even documentaries are entertaining because they're presenting objective information from an opinionated viewpoint. There's a conversation to be had and it's possible to experience it differently.
Anonymous No.718983394 >>718983593
>>718983275
Why is the concept of being able to type such a shock to zoomies?
Anonymous No.718983470
>>718969762 (OP)
90 minute movies are too short. I need deep complex storytelling.
I don't watch fanmade video essays about the wiki pages
Anonymous No.718983537 >>718983931
>>718982779
Link the Pokemon vid
Anonymous No.718983593
>>718983394
they only know how to peck single finger on phones
Anonymous No.718983601 >>718983656 >>718983690
>>718971718
>no seven hour extensive analysis of omega ruby
NGMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFC6mDKF-0c
Anonymous No.718983656
>>718983601
I genuinely enjoy this video, and it's actually just a longplay with commentary
Anonymous No.718983685 >>718983978
>>718969762 (OP)
>uninteresting thing
>:(
>interesting thing
>:D
It's just that easy.
Anonymous No.718983690
>>718983601
>analysis
it's a summary of a playthrough
Anonymous No.718983894
>>718982992
Just as bad, if not worse
Anonymous No.718983931
>>718983537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQnOhNcFd_4
Anonymous No.718983949
>>718978589
I'll watch the gambling one. I have friends who like to gamble when the steaks are that high and I hope to gain some insight so that I can lol even more at them.
Anonymous No.718983978
>>718983685
No anon you have to go to the theater and pay $15 plus tip for the ticket and $60 plus tip for popcorn and nachos to see Marvelslop 58
Anonymous No.718984031
>>718970224
Are you too poor to afford a burger made by the local joint next door and have it delivered to your seat? This isn't the flex you think it is brown boy
Anonymous No.718984250
>>718970824
They have food in theaters all over the world retard
Anonymous No.718984319
>>718970224
>this is actually fucking subhuman holy shit
Do restaurants not exist in your dumpster country?
Anonymous No.718984494
>>718978235
no he's right. the cast majority of video essays that I have seen are really just summaries. Analysis is minimal to non-existent.
I guess you could take issue with implying analysis of media has any more value than the time you save from being fed a summary, but that's more a discussion on the definition of value when I'm pretty sure that guy was just referring to how much of the content of any particular video essay is novel
Anonymous No.718984534
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies and shows suck now.
Anonymous No.718984537 >>719061458
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOPb0vIuOG4
Anonymous No.718984614 >>718986003
>>718969762 (OP)
I work in a factory. I would go insane if I didn't have something long to listen to.
Anonymous No.718985994
>>718969839
Occasionally if I'm curious enough about a game I might wanna try out and the narrator's clearly passionate about the subject matter, though 98% of the time I'll go into a game as blind as possible. Too many normalfags deem themselves fans of games they've never/barely played.
Anonymous No.718986003
>>718984614
Longform content is the fucking best for repetitive jobs or long drives
Anonymous No.718986219 >>718986284 >>718987756
>>718982914
>outside
where
Anonymous No.718986284
>>718986219
a job center
Anonymous No.718986286
>>718969854
>90 minute reddit quips with 30 minutes of pure noise and cg
I will never understand people who watch modern movies
Anonymous No.718986470
>>718971198
>I <3 IRONY AND SHITTY WOJAK EDITS
No matter how retarded a piece of media is interest in actual things will always be more respectable than shartyniggers.
Anonymous No.718986562 >>719030891 >>719053524 >>719056773
>>718971198
Anonymous No.718986890
>>718969762 (OP)
A movie is something you watch actively, a video essay is something that plays in the background while you shitpost on /v/ and procrastinate
Anonymous No.718987708
>>718971198
There's nothing unifying any of the shit in that image, except that maybe the creator saw them posted a few times on 4chan. Is that the final stage of being a Shartyfag? Hating everything? Even the Sharty itself is in the image.
Anonymous No.718987756
>>718986219
to the park
Anonymous No.718987797 >>718988338
>>718969762 (OP)
>what causes this phenomenom?
"""English""" classes in USA that can only teach kids writing endless essays about literature instead of teaching them actual grammar or literacy. They don't read for enjoyment or learning but to poke holes and fish for essaybait.
Anonymous No.718987834
Documentaries are fun.
Anonymous No.718988338 >>718988495
>>718987797
>ugh I have to READ
It's almost like reading comprehension is essential for understanding how non-third world societies and cultures function
Anonymous No.718988495
>>718988338
That's not my point at all. I only bash "critical" reading where the work's merit is based on how many essays you can write about it.
Anonymous No.718989639 >>718990236
>>718969839
I wouldn't expect a brownoid to understand
Anonymous No.718990070 >>718992247
>>718969839
all these replies explain why the criticism around here always comes off shallow and fake. I don’t care how you waste your time, but if you think you can pass judgment on an interactive medium as a passive observer, you’re a complete idiot.
unless we’re talking about games with literally no gameplay like VNs, your opinion is worthless and only makes the discussion worse
Anonymous No.718990221 >>718990308 >>719035456
Why do americans seethe so hard over VNs? You read them, they're novels, but visual
Visual novels
Anonymous No.718990236
>>718989639
those are exactly the kind who sit around watching Let’s Plays and essay videos. No money, no games, but desperate to belong. You retard kek
Anonymous No.718990308
>>718990221
Reading is offensive to them, it's an activity they only tolerate in school.
Anonymous No.718990312
>>718969762 (OP)
you need to understand a growing number of "people" consume both with the movie/video essay on one screen, doing their heckin login rewards and dailies on another, and their hand never staying off their phone for longer than 5 minutes. more and more shows/movies genuinely take this into account to be "second screen friendly" but a movie is less friendly to this than some guy talking about random shit for 3 hours.
Anonymous No.718990360
>>718969762 (OP)
>3 hour video essay
I fucking hate this shit so fucking much.
Every FUCKING time I see an interesting idea for a video, that trash is always 2 or 3 hours long. FUCK
Anonymous No.718990470
>the best/worst x youve never heard of
I HATE IT
Anonymous No.718990579 >>718990903
>>718969839
I occasionally watch speedtrannies speedtranny games I haven't played, but only if I don't have any plans to play the game myself.
Anonymous No.718990612
>>718969762 (OP)
Zoomers like yourself gaining access to the internet. Now fuck off back to wherever you came from.
Anonymous No.718990827
>>718969762 (OP)
Yes, coffee is good for you in moderation
Anonymous No.718990903
>>718990579
to be fair even if it's a game you've played it's usually just a new way to see it. i feel you have to be insane to sit in streams watching endless aborted runs but if it's a flashy run with cool moves I respect it and I'll watch a successful one, as long as there's no "and now I look at this pixel at an angle of exactly 48 degrees and jiggle my balls, this makes me skip 40% of the game" section.
Anonymous No.718991609
>>718969839
yes?
i watched Sseth's videos and i only played Prey and Morrowind
Anonymous No.718992024
>>718969839
I don't because that's fucking despicable and zoomer tier, and it only further incentivizes more YT grifters to put out slop like "x game broke me" or "short summary of game [24 hours]"

If there's a game I'm interested in, I'll hold off anything to do with it until I actually play it, regardless of backlog. I won't watch such fucking "ANALysis" videos afterwards because I can read the wiki myself, not have it read to me like a toddler.
If there's a game that may be interesting but I never heard of it then tough shit.

Back in the day we used to make fun of clickbait, not consume them... and this was only 10 years ago max. What the fuck happened?
Anonymous No.718992114
I have never watched a video longer than an hour.
Anonymous No.718992247
>>718990070
This. If anything these replies tell me I should be asking more often whether somebody actually played the game here, and possibly ask for proof whenever somebody is saying retarded shit.
Anonymous No.718992603 >>718994648 >>719019957 >>719052254
>>718969762 (OP)
Does anyone here *only* watch video essays of games they've played/finished?

I find it odd to watch someone break down a series I haven't played yet because they'd just ruin the entire thing for me. It's much more interesting to watch something like that when you have experienced the game and know exactly what they're talking about.

In some cases it makes you appreciate the game more. I honestly love checking story breakdowns when I'm done with a game just to see if there was anything I missed or development histories/cut content of games just to see how much work went into them.

I can understand if someone made a video about some jank ass Korean fps that was massive in the 2000s and all the servers are dead so you can't even play it anymore but beyond that it just seems like you're ruining an experience for yourself.
Anonymous No.718993717
>>718969839
Yes, it's an easy way to find interesting games to add to my list of games to play. I do not watch videos that are over an hour, however.
Anonymous No.718993814
I wouldn't mind if they did video essays on more niche and obscure, but it's always the same shit
>the melancholy depression of silent hill 2
>how metal gear solid changed everything
>the capitalist nightmare of mother 3
It's always super popular super normalfag shit
Anonymous No.718993998
>>718969762 (OP)
90 minute movie is slop produced by committee
210 minute video essay is one man pouring his soul and passionate autism out into the internet
Anonymous No.718994072 >>718996154
>>718969839
this is quite literally the only way I experience indie horror games. I've done this since youtube/justinTV was a thing


HEY whats up guys:
"peeeewdiepie-
"markiplie-
"manlybadassher-
"8bitRya-

and today we are playing
"Spookies house of ju-
"Mad Fathe-
"Five Nights At-
"Penumbr-
"Cry of Fea-
"Fear and Hung-
Anonymous No.718994362 >>719034538
>>718970121
Never watch algorithmic recommendations if you value your time. Install Distraction Free Youtube to get rid of all that shit and only ever check your subscriptions page.

>>718972809
Agreed. Things were better when every video was 10:00. Now it's either "7 second tiktok repost" or "13 hour long ironic videogame essay co-authored by ChatGPT".
Anonymous No.718994474
>>718969839
Yes. I don't want to be one of those backlog fags. I have other shit to do and there is too many fucking games out there.
Anonymous No.718994519
>>718969762 (OP)
says a lot about the quality of modern movies
Anonymous No.718994590 >>718994739
>>718969839
I like watching horror games no commentary walkhtroughs, it feels like I'm watching a horror movie.
Anonymous No.718994648
>>718992603
I watch essays specifically of games I'll never play. I would never read 1000 fucking chapters of a gay ass sonic comic but I'll happily listen to people break down the retarded story and drama involving the writers. Just look at the cliffnotes
>Sonic was born with brown skin and became blue in a lab experiment
>Knuckles family were nazis
>Knuckles becomes green permanently
>in the future, sonic characters evolve into realistic humans with fur
>Sonic gets cucked, twice
This shit is absolutely not worth anyone's time to actually sit down and read, but its entertaining to laugh at
Anonymous No.718994739
>>718994590
Too much of a pussy even to be watching a horror game walk-through, no sir.
Anonymous No.718994876
>>718969762 (OP)
>90 minute movie made for women and trannies
>3 and a half hour video about something I like
Nobody knows why this happens
Anonymous No.718995420
>>718969762 (OP)
or
>two hours of some soijak quoting SCIENCE from wikipedia
Anonymous No.718995496 >>718996050
>>718969762 (OP)
Zoomers grew up on short-form entertainment in the form of 10 minute clips. They can't comprehend something more substantial and reflective. They need it to be instantaneous. Same reason Ocarina of Time was dropped as the most important game of all time. People can't even fucking finish it because they think it's "boring" now.
Anonymous No.718995739
>>718978589
his AI and Diablo 4 videos are good.
Anonymous No.718996050 >>719004039
>>718995496
so how are they watching 3 hour essays?
Anonymous No.718996051
>>718969839
if its a really shit game like new pokemon it can be nice to see bitesize portions of the dogshit.
Anonymous No.718996127
>>718969762 (OP)
eceleb worship
ad money. MONEYYYYYYYY
Anonymous No.718996154
>>718994072
>manlybadassher
I just need to WAIT for Deltarune Chapter 4
surely it will come if I WAIT
We just need to WAIT
Anonymous No.718996340
>>718969762 (OP)
People are much more hesitant to become invested in something like a movie or a game than they are to allow white noise to play in the bg while they go about their day.
Anonymous No.718997064
>>718969839
I've consoomed countless "minecraft mysteries" videos and I've never played minecraft that much past screwing around back when it was a browser beta, I'm just a sucker for mystery/urban legend slop and this being a kids game it's full of "that guy" made up half-plausible stories.
Then later pivoted to minecraft happenings/weird shit videos.
Also kinda the same with runescape, this one I never played becase I was a UO chad back in the day.
Anonymous No.718997213 >>718997252
A movie follows the narrative structure all movies are supposed to follow, "video essays" are some asshole yapping at length with hardly any breaks or none at all and you can absentmindedly absorb some coherent message and thought.
Anonymous No.718997252
>>718997213
based kikeslop ingester
Anonymous No.718997321
The young man watches video essays for audio-visual noise when doing other things.
The experienced man just watches audio-visual noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2PiVXjanws
Anonymous No.718997601
>>718971198
>I love weird/obscure thing
>Literally some of the biggest games/streamers/youtube channels that everyone has heard of
Who the fuck made this
Anonymous No.718998456
>>718971718
>four videos from confirmed 4chan posters
>a single RLM meme video
>an "analysis" that is just visuals and text for two hours
Anonymous No.718998825
>>718969762 (OP)
Yes, I have autism. How did you know?
Anonymous No.718999356
>>718969762 (OP)
I'm playing video games. I need something to listen to sometimes. Music doesn't always cut it.
Documentaries and video essays are occasionally fine. Most of the latter piss me off because they're clickbait or done in a way that is irritating. If they engage in faggoty skits or setups, especially right at the beginning, I am more than likely going to click off right then and there. Stop telling me bad jokes or rhetorical scenarios that ask if I didn't have breakfast this morning. I want to hear your answers not your failed stand-up skits.
I'm not stopping my vidya to watch a movie. Movies are also getting more annoying to watch now. My friends watch movies together and have to actively fight all the screenshare-blockers implemented. They've only gotten more annoying to watch over the years.
Anonymous No.718999551 >>718999653 >>718999792
>>718969762 (OP)
Genuine question: what's worse?
>being a e-grifting parasocialites specializing in "video essays" (that are just retarded, pretentious summaries and Let's Plays)
>being the target demographic of said e-grifting parasocialites and their waste of bandwith
I'd say it depends on whether the e-grifting parasocialite is self-aware or not.
Anonymous No.718999653 >>719000024
>>718999551
Probably the first group, if that includes this weird new strain of pseudo-intellectuals that think just because they play games they know about design
Anonymous No.718999672
Business idea: instead of director's commentaries, have a streamer commentary. Maybe even a picture in picture.
Anonymous No.718999697
NICK ROBINSON IS SO FUCKING SHIT I HATE HIM
Anonymous No.718999792 >>719000024
>>718999551
Prideful Anons. They somehow combine the worst qualities of both groups while having gatekeeping powers so weak that they can't even keep gachafags at bay.
Anonymous No.718999809
>>718969839
Why would you:
>watch a video of a faggot playing a videogame
>watch a video of a faggot playing a videogame you know and have played already
>watch a video of a faggot playing a videogame you haven't yet, but could still play
If you spend time watching others play videogames, you value your lifetime even less than the many corporate entities sho seek to commodify it. You're even more pathetic than sportsball niggercattle who watch others play sports.
Anonymous No.718999902
The only few reasons are
>the person playing is a genuine expert and can teach you/show you things you can learn from
>the person makes an actually entertaining video on an obscure game (extremely rare case)
Anonymous No.718999982
>>718969762 (OP)
It's the same phenomenon that made modern day celebrities famous. Something about filmed format makes people feel like the person they are viewing is someone worth paying attention to. Maybe it's because for some people the tech is still foreign to them. They don't know how easy it is to make their own content.

>>718969848
>this man doesn't pirate
Anonymous No.719000024 >>719000065
>>718999653
>>718999792
Don't these overlap? Most parasocialites take pride in churning out +5hr videos playing a game and "narrating" it (i.e.: spelling out what happens on screen, whilst hamfisting bad jokes and their crowd-sourced, commitee-approved "controversial" opinions into it).
Anonymous No.719000065 >>719000171 >>719000191
>>719000024
They're terrible too, but the ones I'm most annoyed at are the "yeah i've been playing games all my life so i totally know about design compared to these professional designers"
Anonymous No.719000171 >>719000429
>>719000065
>yeah i've been playing games all my life
They've also eaten foods all their life, and still stuff their faces with nutritional blanks coated in industrial waste...
Anonymous No.719000191 >>719000296
>>719000065
Do you make games Anon?
Anonymous No.719000212
>>718969839
I used to watch longplays of games I never played. I will never watch an essay.
Anonymous No.719000296 >>719000406
>>719000191
No, but I don't claim to know about design like these grifting faggots like Electric Underground and Super Bunnyhop claim to do
Anonymous No.719000302
>>718971198
>vhs effect to video
just get a vcr and tape away
anything digital is garbage, avoid
fucking zoomers
Anonymous No.719000406
>>719000296
Godot is free to use, Anon.
Anonymous No.719000429
>>719000171
unc can't handle the hot chip, sad
Anonymous No.719000484
>mork was working on a game
>it looked like absolute shit
>he """"""""lost"""""""""" the code and stopped working on it
Hmmm convenient
Anonymous No.719000549
>>718969839
Zoomers are adhd secondaries who need clout for tiktok and manchild-flavored white noise
(I.e.: THE ENTIRE PLOT OF BALLS SAGA: THE SCROTUMISA -- THE RISE AND FALL OF FORGOTTEN PSX MASTERPIECES)

Millenials and older zoomers are pseud midwits who want to larp as intellectuals and connoisseurs but also manchild-flavored
(I.e.: 2DEEP4U ANALYSIS MARXIST CRITIQUE OF SILENT HILL 2: TRANSGENDER HEGELIANS and here's why)
Anonymous No.719000762 >>719001021 >>719042929 >>719050070
>>718969762 (OP)
>wanna jerk off to pics
>dont like doing it in silence
>need background noise to silence my jerking
>put on some retarded essay with a calm voice
>bust and turn it off
Anonymous No.719001021
>>719000762
Anonymous No.719003678 >>719003951
>90 minutes of hebrew brainwash
>210 minutes of honest content
gee
Anonymous No.719003839
>>718969839
Why would you want someone telling you about a game you already played?
>In the first level of this game mario stomps a turty
WOWZERS!
Anonymous No.719003951 >>719004716
>>719003678
What game is this I actually pissed myself laughing. Why is the girl on the left like that ?
Anonymous No.719003995
>1-1 teaches us not only how to play the game, but about the destruction of the working class from its own members, as Mario and the goombas are both subservient to the monarch Bowser
Anonymous No.719004039
>>718996050
They listen to them while doing other things
Anonymous No.719004414
>>718971127
>PVPHRT
yeah that sums up nu-4chan pretty well
Anonymous No.719004442 >>719004887
>>718969762 (OP)
More important question why did Video Essay garbage become more popular that actual good classic YouTube content like Angry Reviews, Machinimas, Parody Reviews, Gmod Videos, YTPs, Sketches, Animation etc.?
Anonymous No.719004716
>>719003951
idk, I think uma musume (the horse racing thing)
Anonymous No.719004887 >>719007810
>>719004442
People use youtube as background noise.
The longer, the better.
Anonymous No.719005797
>>718969839
Yeah I like watching stuff like RimWorld because I am too uncreative to do anything in it
Anonymous No.719005858
>>718969839
I like it because I am an indie developer and I use it to study game designs. The only games I have time for are small like katamari, part time ufo, or taiko
Anonymous No.719006041
>>718969762 (OP)
i need to set aside 150 or so minutes on the couch to watch a movie, vidyeo essays can be consumed in small chunks over a couple weeks while i eat or just be playing in the background.
Anonymous No.719006464 >>719006519
>>718971198
is this just meant to encompass everything cause it's got literally everything i like alongside everything i hate
Anonymous No.719006519
>>719006464
>that guy who likes things
LMAO
Anonymous No.719006563
>>718969762 (OP)
autism
Anonymous No.719007810 >>719008156 >>719008620 >>719019957 >>719033747
>>719004887
Why do you need background noise? Wants wrong with silence? Why wrong with listening to music?
Video essays are one of the cancers that killed YouTube and all because some faggots need β€˜background noise’
Anonymous No.719008156 >>719008765
>>719007810
>Why do you need background noise?
Never said it was for me, just pointing out the obvious.
>Video essays are one of the cancers that killed YouTube and all because some faggots need β€˜background noise’
Youtube was never good.
Anonymous No.719008620 >>719008705
>>719007810
Music has too many niggers
Even if its a white musician niggers will just start rapping in tracks as a guest
Anonymous No.719008705
>>719008620
You just have garbage taste in music listen to actual good music and you won’t have this
Anonymous No.719008765 >>719009060
>>719008156
Old YouTube was brilliant you had so much good channels and videos it was actually creative and fun unlike modern garbage YouTube
Anonymous No.719008864
>>718969819
ADHD is doing nothing while waiting for the 10 minute window for a digital fish.
Anonymous No.719009060 >>719009475
>>719008765
Most channels on "old youtube" were doing one of the following
>reupping music
>posting shit tier MVs
>ripping off what was popular and doing it very poorly
>"commentary channels" / response videos
None of these were cool. In fact, the closest equivalent to older youtube would probably be discord considering the constant petty drama that infested it.
Anonymous No.719009105
>>718969762 (OP)
>what causes this phenomenom?
Movies being shit, ugly and often woke now
Anonymous No.719009475 >>719009741
>>719009060
Way to prove you weren’t alive during classic YouTube and only go by what memes say.
Classic YouTube actually was about
>Angry Reviews
>YTPs
>Machinima
>Parody Reviews
>TNG Recuts
>Dramatic Readings of Bad Fanfiction
>Gmod Videos
>Video Games in Real Life Sketches
>Animation
It was absolutely brilliant
Anonymous No.719009670
>>718969839
Poorfag here
Yeah I watch let's play of games I will never play
The few I play I dont watch videos of them though, why would I
Anonymous No.719009741 >>719011436 >>719021508
>>719009475
>>Angry Reviews
All primarily shit derivatives of AVGN.
>>YTPs
Incredibly hit and miss.
>>Machinima
Same, there's a reason very few are fondly remembered to this day.
>>Parody Reviews
Were never funny.
>>TNG Recuts
Sure.
>>Dramatic Readings of Bad Fanfiction
Occasionally funny I guess? But most of them were on the usual suspects, so again, derivatives.
>>Gmod Videos
Ultimately funnier than Machinima since the technical skill required was built into getting to that degree of using Gmod, so the skill level and intent was far greater. Still could be hit or miss.
>>Video Games in Real Life Sketches
Yeah, this shit was not funny, fucking webcomic tier.
>>Animation
Animation still exists.
Anonymous No.719010019 >>719034750
What about longer videos focused more on entertaining than informing? Like civvie.
Anonymous No.719010218
>>718969762 (OP)
90 minute movie is 90 minutes of full, undivided attention. 4 hour vidya essay is something I can half pay attention to while doing other things.
Anonymous No.719010538
>>718969762 (OP)
>>718969819
It's typical of the ADHD-ridden to think they don't have enough time to spend watching/playing/reading something, only to spend that same amount of time (or more) doing completely useless shit like doomscrolling, watching video essays and shitposting.
Anonymous No.719011436
>>719009741
>All primarily shit derivatives of AVGN.
Wrong and even the worst AVGN rip off is far better than any Video Essay or modern YouTuber
>Incredibly hit and miss.
Even when bad they’re exercise in pure creativity and most were good
>Same, there's a reason very few are fondly remembered to this day.
Machinima was great the Oblivion Machinima scene alone was legendary Night Motherfathers, KDMD, Bargonian Adventures, Halo Scrolls, Egger3d, Chuck Norris in Oblivion, Hupukki
>Were never funny.
Were absolutely funny RSJGaMeRPrO, Third Rate Gamer, Benzaie, MartialHorror were freaking legends and their content still holds up
>Sure.
Their were some really great TNG recuts Major Grin did an entire series and there was those legendary recuts by gazorra before he made that shitty webcomic
>Occasionally funny I guess? But most of them were on the usual suspects, so again, derivatives.
That’s why you had to look for the readings that didn’t just cover MyImmortal for the millionth time those readings were read gems
>Yeah, this shit was not funny, fucking webcomic tier.
It was funny there were so many good videos that were really well done like Zelda a Waste of Time, Chronicles of Frank, Bootleg Zelda, The Adventures of Knil and all those Resident Evil in real life sketches were they recreate the inventory menu
>Animation still exists.
Yeah but it suck compared to classic YouTube
Anonymous No.719011751
>>718972449
>>718976224
>>718971597
>go to work
>radio in permanently in the background
>sit in car
>radio permanently on in the background
>be gen x, and go home
>turn on TV and walk around the house
>be zoomer and go home
>pick PODCASTS and sit there doomscrolling on the phone
Anonymous No.719012062
>>718976224
>my gen x mom
is she hot?
sounds hot
post pic
t. older millennial
Anonymous No.719012240
>>718969762 (OP)
this, but it’s a generic action movie at the top and slow paced scifi or a british nature doc on the bottom
Anonymous No.719012338 >>719014130
TheInfiniteReview blew all these channels the fuck out when it made the best video on Evangelion and managed to say everything he wanted in 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.719014130 >>719016851
>>719012338
Brevity is the soul of wit it’s something YouTube used to understand and why video essays don’t work
Anonymous No.719014979
https://youtu.be/l7yxJDFvTRM
Anonymous No.719015591
>>718970224
>amerifat moment
Amerifat would actually be paying like what, 10 bucks for the ticket and then skipping the whole concession stand altogether because you've got some food and a couple beers or sodas hidden in your jacket because fuck paying for some shitty food that's three times the price of the ticket.
Anonymous No.719016437
>changing the md5 of the image so you can pretend it isn't the 500th time this same thread with the same image and same post has been made
Anonymous No.719016519
>>718970224
>o-only americans eat popcorn
Anonymous No.719016851 >>719017395
>>719014130
Polonius is the character of the play Hamlet whose words and speeches cannot be called short. He is almost always verbose and overly detailed, repeating his words. Consequently, his phrase β€œbrevity is the soul of wit” contradicts his actions

Shakespeare is something People understood and why Essays worked. Go read a book anon
Anonymous No.719017395
>>719016851
I read plenty of books for example today I have been reading Titus Livy
Essays work but not video essays if you want knowledge do the reading yourself not have jewtuber read his rambling video essay while you do other things.
Anonymous No.719017936
Because watching a movie requires you to pay attention to it while essayslop works great as background noise.
Anonymous No.719019592
>>718969762 (OP)
I prefer if essays weren't over an hour long
https://youtu.be/0Si5njM3yHI
Anonymous No.719019943
>>718973265
I'm so fucking tired of the "bitch drinking from a cup" gag, i've seen it at least 4 different times from tumblr type women
Also lmao, she spills her drink on herself a few times because she's not paying attention, dumb whore
Anonymous No.719019957
>>718992603
Its fun if its insightful.
Example Charred Thermos for Bloodborne, correctly placing the tools and expressions in the early hacksaw medical field.

And finding those is... well hard.

>>719007810
I assume music is TOO engaging.
Its also a desire for a generational divide against entering a workplace and only listening to radio/jukebox for the shift, and its not even good music.

What you are really looking at, is Radio failing to stay relevant.
Anonymous No.719021508 >>719022148
>>719009741
>All these retarded opinions
>"animation still exists"
Where? Fucking where? On patereon, where subbing for a few months might get you a shitty porn loop? Animation is dead on the web. Everyone is a greedy whore focused entirely on money so instead of animating they do funny moment compilations and live streaming, and youtube marks animation as "for kids" by default then punishes the creator for their content not actually being kid friendly.
Anonymous No.719021870 >>719024032 >>719025326
>>718969762 (OP)
They're both going up on the second monitor for white noise.
Who cares?
Anonymous No.719022148
>>719021508
>Where? Fucking where?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVM2T2HWZJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiMf3GCCZ6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ya8DSA-ZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xatGPoAz-po
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3NvIE9zMs
I don't even try to seek this stuff out by the by.
Anonymous No.719022981
>>718969762 (OP)
You can pause a YouTube video and go do something else for minutes, hours, or even days before returning to it. It feels wrong to do that with a movie, though. Feels like you're supposed to finish it in one sitting (because you are)
Anonymous No.719024032
>>719021870
>He second screens
Anonymous No.719024110
>>718969762 (OP)
The GOAT is back
Anonymous No.719025114
>>718971198
literally nobody likes all of these things
Anonymous No.719025326 >>719027773 >>719028098 >>719055304
>>719021870
>second monitor
does every zoomer suffer from ADHD or what?
Anonymous No.719027285
>nobody posted *that pic* yet
Dead board filled with cretins
Anonymous No.719027371
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies demand attention, video essays don't
Anonymous No.719027773
>>719025326
>poorfags actually think having more than one monitor on a computer is "adhd" as a coping mechanism for their inability to own and use one
Anonymous No.719027991
I only do this when I'm occupied with something like cleaning or cooking so I don't have to give it my full attention like with movies/tvshows.
Anonymous No.719028098
>>719025326
youre a stupid wannabe anon. you have no cock and youre a tranny.
an hero is your only salvation.
Anonymous No.719028947
>>718969762 (OP)
When I watch a movie I want to dedicate my full attention to it
I treat YT videos as slop that can safely play in my background and I don't feel bad if I don't pay attention and miss something
Anonymous No.719029724 >>719040296 >>719046260 >>719047557
>tfw adhd
>when I sit down to watch a movie I pay full attention and be as invested as possible
>everyone else "normal" is on their fucking phone
why
is it because I hyperfocus when I DO focus? is it not normal to want to be invested and pay as much attention as possible to something I'm interested in?
I've noticed I can articulate and appreciate every aspect of things I like MUCH better than everyone I've ever talked to also, normalfags are just hurr I liked it or hurr it sucked and they usually like objectively shitty things or completely miss the point of something and judge it by their personal standards instead of whatever it was trying to achieve in the first place
Anonymous No.719030014
>>718969839
Kbash is just that good.
Anonymous No.719030364
so much faggots shilling for video essays explains the state of this board. absolute retard entertainment no worse than tiktok.
Anonymous No.719030523
>>718969927
Kek
Anonymous No.719030891
>>718986562
>>718971198
Social Media gave people a shock when they went on facebook/MySpace and saw how fucking basic and NPC like they were

Now normals are locusts constantly consuming and wearing the skin of anything unique and niche until it isnt anymore, where they then swarm to the next thing
Anonymous No.719031010
>>718969839
Only if I'm interested in buying the game.
Anonymous No.719031047 >>719055390
>>718970121
>see right-wing content creator/influencer
>click them
>Look up the breadtube equivalent of the topic
>everything balances out and I make my own opinion
>Algorithm cancels out as it relies on feeding safe space shit so it won't recommend either as to not upset me
Anonymous No.719031150 >>719033564
How are video essays a thing yet at the same time everyone is getting used to ADHD shorts.
Youd think one would kill the other
Anonymous No.719031157
>>718969762 (OP)
background noise while I play vidya
Anonymous No.719031348
>>718969762 (OP)
>what causes this phenomenom?
you aren't paying attention to the essay, you just have it on in the background to drown out any thoughts you might be having
try to actually watch the essay for more than 15 minutes without alt-tabbing, i dare you
Anonymous No.719032585
>>718969762 (OP)
I don't watch video essays about games, but I do watch a lot of youtube videos. It's the commitment and the attention needed. When I have a 30 minute YT video, I can absolutely watch 4 of them one after the other, sometimes on 1.25x speed even, while browsing. I know I can interrupt it whenever I want to because they're not super involved.
If I start watching a movie, that's more commitment.
Anonymous No.719033229
>>718971718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNhwb7iuI4
>had the balls to say nigger unlike bioshock infinite and wasn't doing it to be edgy
I wanna go back
Anonymous No.719033406
>>718969839
Yes most usually its because I played a game for some hours and lost interest in it or I didn't like the gameplay at all so I just opt to watch it on youtube instead.
I have also watched moviegames like the MGS series too
Sometimes I did regret watching games, because then I realize those games were actually good and I should have played them & I missed out, though that happened maybe 3 times
Anonymous No.719033564
>>719031150
Zoomers/alphas watch essays as background noise/sleeping noise, and shorts while they're more "active" and conscious.
Anonymous No.719033697 >>719055604
>>718977397
all orgies are bisexual or gay. you cannot have a straight orgy.
Anonymous No.719033747 >>719034115 >>719035165
>>719007810
>He uses music as background noise instead of paying it most if not your full attention
This is infinitely more embarrassing than using essays as background noise imo.
Anonymous No.719034076 >>719034183
>>718969762 (OP)
I watch yt on 1,5x speed in side of screen while browsing 4chan/other sites
Anonymous No.719034115 >>719034370
>>719033747
People have been using music noise since at least the invention of the Sony Walkman
Anonymous No.719034183 >>719034317
>>719034076
Absolute brainrot imagine being this ADHD embarrassing
Anonymous No.719034317
>>719034183
I watch movies and anime at 1x
But yt videos in my language at 1,75x or 2x
Anonymous No.719034370 >>719035165
>>719034115
Unless you're developmentally challenged and the concept of taking a train for your daily commute requires your whole, undivided attention, listening to music on the radio or walkman is still giving it much more attention than listening to it while Mario goes BING BANG WAHOO on screen.
Anonymous No.719034458 >>719045040
>>718970437
I feel like watching a good movie that really resonates with me can slightly ruin my life for a few days. As a result I rarely watch new movies.

I still love movies in some sort of theoretical sense though and know a lot of trivia by heart even though I have barely watched any of them which confuses people. I wish I could watch them all so that I could actually relate to people about them in conversations instead of just dropping facts. I actually didn't think I was autistic but thinking about it now... damn
Anonymous No.719034495
>>718969839
yeah there's no way you would want to play 100% of the games you have only a slight interest in. That's what videos are for
Anonymous No.719034538
>>718994362
lmao you will never find new good content that way. Stay in your very small allegory of the cave.
Anonymous No.719034679
>>718971706
It's the equivalent of going to your buddy's house to shoot the shit while he's playing vidya 20+ years ago when people actually wanted to go out all the time. Basically a substitute for actual irl social experiences similar to normie social media and 4chan
Anonymous No.719034750
>>719010019
>watch his symphony video
>weird editing
>has a random robot
>glitches out constantly because uh...reasons
>constantly references some katie person who isn't in game or on screen so who knows what the fuck
>has a whole section seething and whinging about a literal plant monster because the pixels are heckin underage
Anonymous No.719035165 >>719035862
>>719034370
>>719033747
>t. schizophrenic shutin who has never heard of a thing called the radio
Anonymous No.719035456
>>718990221
Anonymous No.719035862 >>719037957
>>719035165
You stupid fucking illiterate nigger, in any context where you'd be using the RADIO you'd be using it as the main source for entertainment. I put on music when I'm cooking, or mowing my lawn, or driving to work, because these aren't neither particularly enjoyable activities nor do they require a great deal of attention, thus I'm still able to immerse myself in the music. What I have trouble conceptualizing is using music as actual, literal background noise, where it isn't the main focus of attention and you're basically just hearing snippets of it amidst some other sensory overload taking most of your attention. Like how fucking banal and trite is your taste in music?

When I listen to music I cannot help myself from fantasizing about grand scenarios to the beat of the song, to the point where I have to turn it down during those times I actually have to pay attention to the road while driving.
Anonymous No.719036119
>>718969839
Unfortunately, have dropped many friends who were like this. It was insufferable trying to converse with them on topics where their only engagement was a stupid YouTube synopsis video.
Anonymous No.719036143
>>718970549
I too often create imaginary scenarios where I win arguments against cartoonishly foolish adversaries.
Anonymous No.719037405
>>718969819
I think there's some nuance to this but yeah that's a reason.
ADHD can bring about a lot more issues than I realized. On top of the issues with focus and executive function there can be chronic physical/mental fatigue, issues identifying/understanding what you're feeling, dissociative/depersonalization/derealization making you numb/disconnected to the world around you, etc.

It's all worse if you've hit burnout at some point too. It happened to me and now I never feel like I'm in the headspace or have the energy/mental capacity to properly focus and enjoy a movie or show or game so I turn to less meaningful content. Just something I can zone out to but still kind of satisfies that itch and quiets down the buzzing inside my skull.
Anonymous No.719037751
>>718969839
I don't have an MSX or a PC-Engine nor can I>>718969921
read moonrunes
Anonymous No.719037779 >>719039945
>>718969762 (OP)
>what causes this phenomenom?
On the surface, YIIK seems like the kind of game that was made directly for me; It's influences by many games and series that I love. It was heavily advertised with a Mother influence and also has obvious inspirations taken from the Persona series, along with the battle systems were inspired by Mario RPGs and Warioware. They also say in interviews that the Mega Man Legends series inspired the visuals, and that game is my shit. But unfortunately, I ended up being very mixed on YIIK, and with me being the ideal customer for this game, that's really not good.
Anonymous No.719037950
>>718971597
I had two TVs in my room so I always played vidya games and watched cartoons at the same time.
This was back in the early 2000s
Anonymous No.719037957 >>719038789
>>719035862
>schizophrenic shut-in starts melting down
Just keep proving to everyone you've never gone outside or had a job of any type. I'm sure every single warehouse worker, construction worker, farmer, office worker, chef, retail worker out there is getting paid to sit and listen to the radio that's playing in their place of work and not do anything else. Mongoloid.
Anonymous No.719038789
>>719037957
I work in literal fucking surgeries where music is playing in the background, you projecting basement dweller. My crux with the issue is putting music on while playing videogames or doing anything you'd consider a legitimate hobby and not part of your daily fucking grind you've trained enough muscle memory to do it without even thinking. I think it's sad you'd view listening to music on the same level as listenting to some retard drone on about some game you have cursory interest in and maybe catching a stray bullet point that piques your interest while you're squashing bugs in Helldivers.
Anonymous No.719039725
>>718969762 (OP)
I stopped watching video essays completely when I started to notice that most of the time they repeat themselves with different words for half the video.
I do still have trouble watching movies or shows most of the time but sometimes I'll sit down and watch like 5 movies or 30 episodes of an anime in one sitting.
Anonymous No.719039945
>>719037779
Did they come up with the names while vomiting? YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK
Anonymous No.719040134
>>718969839
Only if the effort/production is good enough. Lets play? Hell no. Fan animation? Ok sure if its by a good animator. Ill pretty much any terminalmontage videos
Anonymous No.719040167
>>718969839
I know someone who does this regularly. He refuses to play anything that he’s already watched a video essay on.
Anonymous No.719040294
>friend gets into fighting games
>he starts laying all kinds of knowledge on me
>turns out everything he knows is from watching core-a gaming and he knows nothing outside that
Anonymous No.719040296 >>719040720
>>719029724
I wanna bash her head in with a baseball bat. Whores and female empowerment characters are for low-t faggots.
Anonymous No.719040496
I have never once in my life watched some other faggot play a video game unless it's someone I was physically in the same room with. I have never once watched a video essay either because jewtubers are not worth my time
however I have finished 48 games this year, and am almost done with 3 others because Im not a braindead zoomoid and I actually play video games
Anonymous No.719040712
>>718969839
You ask that on 4chan? Where 95% of posts about videogames are made by people that never played them?
Anonymous No.719040720 >>719043234
>>719040296
Imagine getting mad at Panty in 2025
Anonymous No.719041079
>>718971661
Boxxy was newfaggot cancer and a sign of the true beginning of the end for this website via its Eternal September of normies..

Still would though.
Anonymous No.719041374
>>718969762 (OP)
If your youtube video essay is more than 15 minutes, it's shit
Anonymous No.719041567 >>719041635 >>719041710 >>719041820 >>719042004 >>719050003
>>718969927
>>718969762 (OP)
KEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.719041635
>>719041567
This guy got a glow up, got in shape and got himself a girlfriend btw, it's like he bottled up all of his virgin loser self into that video before shedding it kek
Anonymous No.719041710
>>719041567
I hate how they do this, see what I mean about it only being popular games
Everyone who played Persona understood the obvious symbolism for a start
Anonymous No.719041820
>>719041567
Will he redo the analysis when Revival comes out
Anonymous No.719041887 >>719060646
>>718983197
Isn't that a tranny?
Anonymous No.719042004 >>719042130
>>719041567
>330k views in 2 years
not bad i guess
Anonymous No.719042130
>>719042004
who the fuck is watching this shit
Anonymous No.719042741
How far has Human Tetris Rebirth gone since Tetris World Records anyway?
Anonymous No.719042747
>>718969762 (OP)
Movies are non-interactive and force their own pacing. They should be tight and focused, they have no excuse to be long. In fact the longer a movie is over 2 hours, the worse the director is, and the more the movie insults the viewer by suggesting his time is worthless.
Anonymous No.719042763
>>718969839
I watch shit about japanese pc games from the late 80s I don't have the autism or patience to learn and emulate. Also ps1/ps2 long ass RPGs with bullshit events and systems.
Anonymous No.719042832
>>718969839
Why would I torture myself to hours of shitty 3DO rpgs when I can just watch a summary of some poor dude's experience instead
Anonymous No.719042929
>>719000762
Anonymous No.719043058 >>719043158
I just like the iceberg chart format. 3+ hour video on obscure out of place archaeological artifacts? Sign me the fuck up
Anonymous No.719043158 >>719045567
>>719043058
Link kudasai?
Anonymous No.719043174
>>718969762 (OP)
they're probably not actually watching and have it on in the background while they do other shit.
Anonymous No.719043234 >>719043307
>>719040720
>t. Low-t faggot
Anonymous No.719043307 >>719044542
>>719043234
You're mad to the point of wanting to kill a cartoon character. You have artificial t
Anonymous No.719043316
>click on analysis video
>it's a plot summary
Anonymous No.719043429
>>718969839
There are many games that I would never bother playing myself, but if I need a background noise and the person is funny/informative - sure, why not.
Like, would you play even half of those?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_900EwYcZ5s
THE JUDGE No.719043478
>>718969839
I have a doctorate in games I never played.
Anonymous No.719043532
It's pretty obvious a lot of /vr/fags haven't played the games they jerk off either
Anonymous No.719043606 >>719043712
The only time I watch long ass videos is if it's pannenkoek or whatever his name is. The guy who made the super mario 64 parellel universes explanation
Anonymous No.719043613
>>718969839
It's my guilty pleasure, alongside reading deep papers on subjects I know don't even know the most basic shit about.
Anonymous No.719043712
>>719043606
The hidden walls video is art. How many times does he say the same shit to explain a pixel?
Anonymous No.719043753
>>718969839
I watch videos about games I haven't played but only if they're interesting but I don't intend on playing them. I've watched countless videos about the Ultima series for example. I find them interesting, but I have no desire to ever play them
Anonymous No.719043796 >>719044706
>>718969762 (OP)
>90 minute movie that demands your attention
>3 1/2 hour video I can listen to while doing other things
Anonymous No.719044542 >>719044593
>>719043307
>artificial t
Lol imagine being this butthurt someone called your shit waifu shit. Women arent strong. Women arent funny. Youre just a faggot.
Anonymous No.719044593 >>719046103
>>719044542
Look at you jumping to random things because you want to lash out.
artificial t
Anonymous No.719044706 >>719044993 >>719045109 >>719045317 >>719046114 >>719064762
>>719043796
I have to wonder when people started wearing their ADHD as a matter of pride.
Anonymous No.719044793
>>718969762 (OP)
i have to be the mood to immerse myself
factual/opinion stuff isn't as "taxing" emotionally
Anonymous No.719044884
>>718969762 (OP)
Active entertainment
Vs
Background noise
Anonymous No.719044993
>>719044706
around the time tumblr unleashed their multiple plagues onto the internet
instead of accepting who they were and dealing with it they look at it as being unique and that gives them attention, it's not exclusive to ADHD either
Anonymous No.719045040
>>718970437
>>719034458
I do the same thing, even with certain videos that I just happen to find interesting, I won't watch them because I can't mentally "relax" when I'm actually engaged but I also can't relax if there's nothing going on and I'm having all these intrusive thoughts
it's basically like mental potato chips
Anonymous No.719045109
>>719044706
because it causes significant problems in my life and my dad hitting me and yelling at me calling me lazy did nothing but ruin my life further and make me feel reluctant or feel bad about trying to get help

my brother is on adhd meds and he's the only one in the family who has his shit together and my dad still makes fun of him for it
Anonymous No.719045317 >>719046261
>>719044706
Do you pay 100% attention to every single video you are watching? Do you close your game or whatever else every time you open youtube? Did you pause whatever you had on the side while writing your post to make sure you don't miss anything? Those videos are no different from having music in the background, except you can learn something interesting or hear some funny jokes.
Anonymous No.719045567 >>719045651 >>719045963
>>719043158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=763nHegPMg4&list=PLyse7b8YRuGaZrYLSJCz3agu7j9seNEIx

The mans entire channel is good watching
Anonymous No.719045651
>>719045567
This is the autism I crave.
Anonymous No.719045963
>>719045567
Good post
Anonymous No.719046103 >>719046130
>>719044593
>random things
Delusional and mad. Exquisite.
Anonymous No.719046114
>>719044706
People have been doing this since the radio was invented, what the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous No.719046130
>>719046103
Yes they were random
Anonymous No.719046142 >>719050240
your own faggotry
Anonymous No.719046260 >>719048339
>>719029724
ADHD lowers some dopamine activity, which in turn, though stunts some brain development, also makes you more sensitive to stronger stimuli when it does happen. That's why you can focus, possibly even better than others, when something that does stimulate you happens.
Anonymous No.719046261
>>719045317
If I dont pay attention to it I dont put it on. Listening to music is the background is much more sensible.
Anonymous No.719046613
>>718971198
This pic is me but remove all the obnoxious reddit garbage
Anonymous No.719046816
>>718969762 (OP)
Autism.
Films are based around empathizing with a subject matter and a person or persons.
If you can't do that, you can't really enjoy films how they're meant to be.

But video essays about random shit are just a deluge of facts and trivia.
Which is the type of stuff that autists love to collect about anything.
Anonymous No.719047145
>>718971597
Its just radio for Millennials and Zoomers.
Back in the day you'd put on some dickheads called Fat Pat and Scambooli who'd babble on all day about bullshit in between whatever cheap rock music their station could get the rights to, while you did some mundane work.
Today its either Spotify or Youtube video essays. Its all about filling that empty space and monotony.
Anonymous No.719047557
>>719029724
I think people in general are conditioned by corporations and the need to follow the crowd that they've become more or less domesticated and don't think to hard about much of anything, especially not the entertainment that distracts them from everything else. Or you could say it's a lack of self-awareness, unable or unwilling to deeply examine their own feelings. There's a million reasons out there and I'm sure there's some truth in each of them but there's no one-size-fits-all answer. It really depends on the person, their upbringing, social factors and even their own biology like how you're getting at.
Anonymous No.719048339 >>719048529 >>719048759
>>719046260
so how do I harness this instead of being a worthless neet in my 30s who struggles with basic every day tasks
Anonymous No.719048529 >>719048959
>>719048339
Find a psychiatrist who specializes in that and talk to other people who had your problems and got help. Trying to will your way through it by pushing yourself harder and harder is often just digging your own grave.
Anonymous No.719048759 >>719048959
>>719048339
Get therapy and medication and study something interesting enough while the meds still help, perhaps? But ngl same issue, though I've mostly just genuinely wasted and squandered a lot of real good opportunities to not end up here.
Also what the other anon said, just get outside help of any kind instead of trying to power through it alone, because lack of any kind of support is basically the worst thing for ADHD brain.
Anonymous No.719048959 >>719049537 >>719050256
>>719048529
>>719048759
I've already been to a therapist my doctor sent me to and they said they basically can't help me, they couldn't even fucking formally diagnose me when I went in there from the start telling them I am 99% sure I have fucking ADHD
the only useful thing I got out of weeks is visits is a URL to a different person who supposedly knows fucking anything at all but I'm so disillusioned by it that I don't even want to bother anymore
not like I can when my mind literally glazes over trying to do literally anything productive that isn't a clear cut task already laid out and imminent
Anonymous No.719049537 >>719049773
>>719048959
>I've already been to a therapist my doctor sent me to and they said they basically can't help me
Yeah I've had similar issues. A lot of doctors are useless either because they're not qualified/familiar with shit or they're just fucking stupid and and don't recognize it as a real issue. I drove myself crazy (after experiencing what I think was some kind of burnout) wondering why I feel like absolute shit all the time physically and mentally trying to the root of the problem with very few answers.

Once I figured out how big of a problem ADHD has become in my life (and realizing how big of a problem it always has been) I made it a point to find a psychiatrist who specializes in that field and finally got a little bit of progress going.
Anonymous No.719049773 >>719050514
>>719049537
How do you find a real psychiatrist? What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
What the fuck am I supposed to do about losing healthcare because I don't work and apparently I'm not allowed to figure out my mental problems without bankrupting myself so that I can become a productive member of society?
Anonymous No.719050003
>>719041567
is that the thumbnail? he looks like he already regrets it
Anonymous No.719050070
>>719000762
record yourself doing this and then send it to the creator
Anonymous No.719050240
>>719046142
>many
>engines
>in your faggotry
Anonymous No.719050256 >>719050803
>>719048959
The correct doctors to treat ADHD are neurologists, neuropsychologist and neuropsychiatrics. I know it's confusing and frustrating but if you were being redirected to one of those then that would have been the actual person to get you a proper diagnosis and with it the correct treatment.
Dropping stuff like this because it's confusing is ADHD symptom number 1, if something that tells you that you really should go visit them.
Anonymous No.719050514 >>719050803
>>719049773
>How do you find a real psychiatrist?
>psychiatrist and a psychologist?
A psychiatrist is more or less an actual Medical Doctor who specializes in mental health and is authorized to prescribe medication to treat you for whatever conditions he believes you to have. A psychologist usually(?) has a PhD and can provide various kinds of non-medicated talk therapy and maybe make suggestions to your doctor.

As for finding a psychiatrist who specializes in ADHD, go to your insurance provider's website and go to "find care" or whatever, search psychiatrists and hopefully they have subcategories that let you search specializations (like ADHD). If your insurance is gay as fuck you're just gonna have to search psychs near you who specialize on google and call and ask if they take your insurance. It's a pain in the ass but it's better than suffering every day until you kill yourself.
Anonymous No.719050803 >>719050984 >>719051751
>>719050514
and what if I'm going to lose my health insurance because of the current administration? I also don't have a doctor anymore because he literally quit the network after I painstakingly chose him because he was close and I liked him the most
>>719050256
my initial therapist found someone who apparently "specializes" in adhd snd and accepts medicaid but I don't even have reliable transportation out of my house anymore, and I really just can't make myself go through all this bullshit again
everything is so hard and I've just been called lazy my entire life and it makes me not want to bother with anything

I also don't like the idea of behavior altering meds or really trust them at all, the first therapist I saw tried to get me on SSRIs for depression and when I asked about side effects the bitch literally pulled her phone out and started googling side effects right in front of me
then I had to do my own research to find medical studies saying they permanently ruin your dick and sexual function and now I basically lost all faith in the medical system
Anonymous No.719050984 >>719051204
>>719050803
>they permanently ruin your dick and sexual function
Not me. Also a lot of doctors will hear the symptoms of ADHD and just assume you're depressed.
Anonymous No.719051204
>>719050984
>not me
I'm not taking that chance no matter the odds
I thought I was depressed but I realized I can be happy sometimes, it's just rare and mostly everything around me is so fucking terrible and always has been terrible that my perspective is completely warped
Anonymous No.719051285
>>718969839
I play games so I can watch the essay and either agree or argue.
Anonymous No.719051468
>>718969762 (OP)
for me is the "you can pause it and continue later" nature of a youtube video essay that makes it more appealing than a movie.
a movie demands all of my attention and immersion, so getting interrupted while watching it ruins it. a youtube essay boils down to a guy just telling me stuff about a topic.
also movies havent really been interesting. modern star wars (and anything disney does) sucks, marvel went to shit after endgame, the last movie that i actually sat down and watched was John wick 4.
Anonymous No.719051618
I saw shin godzilla in a theater twice last week
Anonymous No.719051630
>>718971198
People like to pretend this image is disorganized and just trying to include as many things as possible, but as someone familiar with basically everything on it I can tell you it's describing a very specific kind of person. The type who gets served strange and slightly edgy content by their algorithm and mistakenly believes it's nowhere near as popular as it really is. That's the joke, basically.

What's funnier is that there are a few legitimately obscure things in the collage, like Sengoku Turb and Vidlii, but they blend in so well that it doesn't register. Regardless, liking ENA or ULTRAKILL makes you the biggest faggot on earth whatever other interests you might have.
Anonymous No.719051751 >>719051892
>>719050803
>called lazy
>prone to depression
Also more very typical parts of ADHD.
Get diagnosed, the common meds used for it actually work for most of the cases as opposed to SSRIs that don't help in most of the cases. The meds help you not be frustrated with everything because you have the mental capacity to keep your mind where you want or need to keep it.
Not trying to armchair diagnoe but having more facilities over your own life would almost certainly make you feel better when you said your prime issue is not getting anything done. That's exactly what the therapy and the medications target, to make your brain run better. The very basic idea is to activate neurons, that's not what other mood affecting drugs or treatment usually does, SSRIs and anti-anxiety meds are the sort that literally block or dampen some functionality in your brain, but ADHD ones are the opposite.
Anonymous No.719051787
>>718971597
Unfortunately, active media consumption has to be learned and is not an innate skill everyone has. You can't just tell somebody to pay attention to the things they watch or listen to without coming across as pretentious.
Anonymous No.719051892 >>719052334 >>719052756
>>719051751
I just am not sure what medication would accomplish for me, exactly
Would it make me more motivated? Would it make me WANT to be productive, genuinely, instead of just having the looming doom of my inaction guilt tripping me into doing something to not fuck my life up even more?

Sometimes I feel like if my house was burning down I wouldn't feel the need to get up and leave until the chair I was sitting in caught fire
Anonymous No.719052197
>>718970320
We used to call that watching The History Channel.
Anonymous No.719052254
>>718992603
Ascension is realizing that watching any youtube video about some work you haven't experienced yourself is a waste of time and that the only way to truly extract value from said video is understanding the primary source, be it a game or movie or text or what have you. I tried this with a few RedLetterMedia videos before, watching the movies they talk about before starting the video, and it objectively elevated the experience.
Anonymous No.719052334 >>719056963
>>719051892
>Would it make me more motivated?
Yes.
>Would it make me WANT to be productive, genuinely
Very likely since it lowers your mental load needed for it. They help a lot with focusing on and absorbing any less interesting stuff (ie. most anything useful or educational) because they alleviate the impulses to stop that activity and seek out something that would give you more dopamine like entertainment. They elevate your dopamine levels just enough that the more useful activity no longer feels disproportionally unpleasant like it otherwise does. It becomes a lot easier to study or work when simply focusing doesn't take your mental load and you can just think about the subject.
Anonymous No.719052756 >>719056963
>>719051892
You should look online and hear from people how meds have helped people. I have a cousin who's been through the military, bootcamp and grueling work, all that "discipline" drilled into him and even he's told me he can't hold down a job without stimulants.
There's also non-stimulant medication but different meds don't work for different people where others will. They can do a LOT, from giving more energy, clearing the constant 'noise' in your head, improve your focus, help you sleep better and make it feel like the 'road' to getting tasks done isn't just blocked or won't be worth it.

Some may have side effects that suck but you gotta work it out with your doctor what's best for you and tweak all that shit. What's obvious is no amount of moxie and "hard work" is going to help right now. If you're worried about side effects or who you might become, at least use the medication to put yourself in a position where you have the capacity to handle the important tasks in your own life AND work out how to deal with the side effects that come with it. Sitting and suffering now is just a dead end.
Anonymous No.719053016
>>718969762 (OP)
>idk
But what are y'alls favorite games to play while watching long format youtube videos?
Anonymous No.719053056
>>718969762 (OP)
Replace video essays with political podcasts
Anonymous No.719053283
>>718969762 (OP)
The incorrect assumption is "game I never heard of"
>90 minute movie
Oh boy, can't wait to sit through "modern audience" streaming slop that tries to subvert my expectations instead of tell a compelling story.
>3 and a half hour videogame doc
Oh wow, I had no clue there was a whole iceberg list of (fill in favorite series) cut content. Holy crap some one recreated it. Wtf there are mods that let you add some of it back in? Oh crap, there is a lore story with the devs and old forum posts describing the lost media! What, there are a bunch of movies of this franchise that were straight to video?
>But lets assume game I never heard of
For something like this to be sat through it needs to be something extremely eye catching, involve heavy hitters of other game series, be extremely unique and strange, a banned or extreme videogame, or have characters from other franchises that are not available everywhere.
So a doc on a game like Erghieze (final fantasy cast is in it), LSD or paranoiascape (weird ass games), policenauts/Snatcher (kojimas less played games), Rapelay (massively banned) would get attention of someone who never heard of these games to learn about them>>718969762 (OP)
Anonymous No.719053524
>>718986562
oh my science zhe is so attractive
Anonymous No.719053905
>>718969839
Yes a lot of indie games are slop with slightly interesting lore/story
Anonymous No.719054286
>>718969762 (OP)
I like to be in a good mood to watch a movie I haven't seen yet. If I'm not in the mood, I don't like to waste the experience watching a new movie halfheartedly. A long youtube video is good background noise while I do chores.
Anonymous No.719055304
>>719025326
I have 4 screens, game, yotube, discord and 4chan
Anonymous No.719055390
>>719031047
>living yer life constantly bombarded with propaganda disguised as infotainment
Anonymous No.719055604
>>719033697
>you cannot have a straight orgy.
you can, you just swap bitches amongst you
Anonymous No.719056714 >>719056910
>>718977397
Hes not playing John Cena in this howeverthough. Anyone can fuck a woman, but it takes a man to fuck another man.
Anonymous No.719056773
>>718986562
>literally all media ever made
lol
Anonymous No.719056858
>>718969762 (OP)
I dont know. Movies these days are made with being background noise in mind. Characters explain everything they're doing and you may as well bee listening to an audiobook. It's exhausting watching films these days
Anonymous No.719056910
>>719056714
>but it takes a man to fuck another man
anon does not lie
Anonymous No.719056963 >>719058620
>>719052334
>>719052756
I just don't know how to approach this or where to even start
Anonymous No.719057072
>>718969839
good way to get solid qrd on a game without sinking 12+ hours into it
Anonymous No.719058620 >>719059081
>>719056963
I know on top of the "getting it done" executive function issues, the fear of failure or uncertainty or looking stupid or past experiences can be terrifying/paralyzing but you gotta take shot in the dark after shot in the dark. Eventually that part gets a little easier.
Anonymous No.719059081
>>719058620
I just don't have the stability to be doing that kind of thing right now
I'm going to lose medicaid because I don't work and my entire family situation is completely fucked and I'm caught right in the middle of it
Anonymous No.719060646
>>719041887
i honestly can't tell, the voice sounds natural and she(?)s never mentioned it despite talking about her childhood a lot in her videos, i think she's just a weird looking alt girl but still not 100%
her videos are fun regardless
Anonymous No.719061365
>>718982779
I did competitive up to ORAS and I'm pretty sure it was assumed everyone was using hexed stuff
Anonymous No.719061458
>>718984537
Kaze is a gigantic faggot and only 2 of his 100000 hacks are fun
Anonymous No.719061482
>>718969762 (OP)
Nowadays you can assume that at least half the people you are talking/arguing with on any given topic have no idea what they're talking about and are regurgitating opinions from some retarded e-celeb.
Anonymous No.719062096
>>718969762 (OP)
A movie is a rollercoaster, an essay is a walk around the block. Also, personally, I'm more interested in video games than I am in "love drama breakup 6", "Dick Exploders: Revenge of House Kaboom", or "le garcon"

>>718969839
Some games are better experienced as a wiki dive, or a half shitposty summary, like gacha games. Other times, the game is just a vehicle, and the real story is like an OSRS guild collapsing amidst e-simping and mass fraud.
Anonymous No.719062718
>>718969762 (OP)
After watching and skimming over a few, you realize video essays are a shit format for retards who are either too lazy or autistic to find a podcast that they like for background noise. 'Essay' and white noise should not be in the same sentance together, if half the appeal is not paying attention, then it's not an essay, it's just pointless ramble.

Actual kino are those 10-20 minute videos on one specific niche topic with actual intersting information and little fluff to pad out the runtime.
Anonymous No.719063602
>>718969762 (OP)
one of them isn't a movie
Anonymous No.719064762
>>719044706
And I wonder when did double tasking start meaning its always 100% ADHD