Thread 718979096

What videogames would you like to see the lovely and talented Mejiro McQueen guest star in?

>>718979096 (OP)
porn games

>>718979096 (OP)
Mahjong

>>718979096 (OP)
rimworld so I can turn her into glue

>>718979096 (OP)
None. I’d rather have the cutie Taiki in a rail shooter.

>>718979096 (OP)
>gacha faggotry
Kill yourself

>>718979096 (OP)
Wangan midnight maximum tune 6 RR

Not that bad

GET ME OUT OF GROUP A

>>718979601
Instead of being comfy in Group B and Open League, you choose to be sweety

>>718979096 (OP)
A game where I can be McQueen's nugget baby and clean her bowels.

>>718979601
Just lose and you'll be free bro

This is the final time to get into A group finals.

It's so fucking over for me its not even funny. I can't bet these giga-goldships with my A rank goldship. Plus those Narita nigs deserve DEATH.

>>718979096 (OP)
None.
I hate that stupid skank almost as much as I hate that fat bitch Spe.

>>718979096 (OP)
Honestly, I want an uma rhythm game.

>>718979601
>that deck
>that Uma
Not hard to do when you drop $2000 on the game

>>718979601
>most of the f2ps who snuck into group a during shitter hours are getting filtered
it's so over

>>718979993
how about Super Uma Wars? (like Super Robot Wars/Fantasy Maiden Wars)

>>718980005
What I find funny is that it'd be a reasonable deck, if only the Spe-chan was theirs and either Kitasan or Creek were borrowed, instead.

Buy an ad

I honestly stopped using my Taurus Cup tickets because the matchmaking takes too long and I only win 1 or 2 games. I somehow got into Group A for the last round though yesterday? Do I even bother to continue?

>>718979206
EAT. YOUR. VEGGIES!

>>718980279
>because the matchmaking
??? it takes 10 seconds

>>718980279
It's literally free rewards.
Not even just carats but the monies are huge. You'd be fucking retarded not to use all your tries.

>>718980279
its over 50 carats per ticket only a moron isnt getting free money

>>718980135
I could see it. You'd probably need some sort of silly excuse or framing device to make the premise work, but that's easily doable with this franchise.

>>718979096 (OP)
Nowadays, most people would rather have meme reddit horse or autistic fat horse over your flatty horse. Holy hell, the fatty's anime is so much better.

give me my next Uma to run.
I'm thinking Maruzensky but I might do Grass Wonder or King Halo, I just need something to get the Tartus cup out of my mouth.

>>718980582
King Halo purely for the story alone.

>>718979601
>medium A
it's glue i'm afraid

>>718980634
King Halo is fun to experiment with since I never know how I want to build her, in general I just try to stay away from those "certain track type only" skills/cards.

You made it to Finals with your favorite right?

>>718978172
I know. I wasnt having issues getting close to max stamina. Speed was where I was having trouble. I wanted till the last day to starting making umas, but i’ll be preparing ahead of time for long CM. I learned a lot in my crash course. I’ll have more time to make the perfect team and I understand better what it is I should be doing. Will strengthen up my breeding stock as well, so no last minute second grade umas this time. Long S, MAX stamina, three gold abilities. Im unlocking potential on the right characters in preparation. If I dont feel Im ready by then, I will quit at 2 wins and go directly into class B. Class A is hell if you’re not prepared for it. I know what to expect now.

>>718980929
No, I was too busy playing Career mode, again.

>>718980582
Out of those three, I'd say do Grass Wonder next. Her Dominator skill is extremely useful and you can potentially bring her to the next next CM.

>>718980984
you'll make it next time champ

The finals are only 1 round, right? When do they start?

>>718981058
yes, tomorrow

>>718981269
>yandere
>vampire
>normal ending is (you) and her becoming the most lustful creatures on earth for each other
10/10 uma

>>718981269
I need menhera honse in global.

>you're brocked, you're brocked
what did he mean by this?

>>718981269
i can fix her

>>718981269
>>718981420
>Look up her history
>Died because her intestines basically rotted away
Damn, she was was only 7 years old...

>>718981431
Sometimes you get fucked and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>718980695
Yeah, I have one just like this one and she didn't win shit because the S aptitudes really do make that much of an impact

>Found a Nice Nature without a single debuff skill
Now this is a man that loves his horse. Still running a Gold Ship and Oguri though

>>718981269
>>718981403
>back when the game was announced
>owners were afraid the game could damage the horse's image
>many said fuck you to cygays
>fast forward to current year
>it prints money for everyone involved
>so they can now do shit like this

>>718979096 (OP)
Arknights Endfield

>>718981597
>the horse really REALLY love her jockey
>goes fucking nuts when she saw the jockey with his human girlfriend

>>718981757
How is this Natie the favorite?

>>718981810
Dunno, but she came in last, probably because she had 0 (zero) recovery skills

Is there any guide on how to build a good horse that isn't "yeah just have a bunch of MLB SSR cards and with 3* legacies lmao"

>>718981792
Imagine if they animated that.
>She never even suspected that her trainer was dating someone
>Saw her standing next to him during a race
>Goes ballistic and jumps into the crowd with intent to kill

>>718981937
The training itself involves way too many RNG factors to make a proper guide, just raise everyone's friendship meter ASAP and hope you get good rainbows

>>718981937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhYWu6ncLHM

>>718981937
no amount of spreadshitting can make up for the p2w aspects of the game

>>718981937
You can have the best build but a career run can just say fuck you, your 10/10 horse get block by 5 horses and you end a career

>>718981937
You need to look into horse breeding guides.
it goes much deeper than just getting lucky for three stars. The more intent yout breeding, the easier it is to inherit skills, stats, and distance/terrain aptitudes. A whale who doesnt know how to breed will be at a disadvantage to the f2p NEET who has mastered the breeding system and guarantees all the meta skills he wants for cheap with max stat inheritance, double circle affinity and so on without having to borrow. But that requires you to learn the systems and have a desired trait you’re trying to breed for. So instead of doing careers willy nilly you can learn how to breed, that will make CMs much easier whether you’re a f2p or a whale.

>>718979206
If Sweep Tosho ever gets hit by an All Greens Yakuman she's never going to mentally recover

>>718982143
Sex scholar, I was wondering, can skills earned from inheritance (and purchased) be turned into white sparks themselves?

>>718981937
>>718981991
Honestly, this guy's whole global playlist is useful for pointers. The sparks guide is helpful for learning how to make parents, for instance.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-TDnXU64w2i312K2Qm3EqWBL9WdYHHV7

The long and short of training optimized umas is ultimately that it's a layered process that gets deeper and more autistic the further you want to go with it.

It's bullshit that skills that happen on straights like BoFA can activate pretty much right out of the gate

uma...pyoi

>>718979096 (OP)
the newest call of duty with the updated king of the hill characters, dilbert, and hobbes from calvin and hobbes.

>>718982234
Yes and having the skill that your uma's parents and grandparents have a spark for increases the likely hood of the child getting the spark also.

>>718980332
Fuck off Fuji you're not my dad

Did they need to make CM play out for so long? cant help but to think that its (for the lack of better words) a humiliation ritual. perhaps to show how much of a shitter you are to make you spend more.
>t. lost 17 out of 20 races today

>>718982814
>having the skill that your uma's parents and grandparents have a spark for increases the likely hood of the child getting the spark also
Damn

>>718979096 (OP)
KA-CHOWing suggestion

>4 career runs
>2 rage quits
>1 couldn't even finish because of bad rng
>4th run I'm being assaulted by random debuffs and mood downs
>Finish it against all odds
>Guts 1

>>718981810
Wit plays a big role in the favorite ranking every race. Even in the URA campaign if your uma is dumb as a brick they won't be considered the favorite in later races even if they have 1200 speed and power

why should I run 3 aces on the finals? don't I get better chances for my 2 aces if I still run a debuffer?

>>718983130
Run a debuffer and 2 aces

>>718983130
whales are gaslighting everyone by saying no one will bring debuffers on the final round

>barely crawl into group A finals with Taishin/Vodka/Neicha as f2p
>pretty okay but I heard Taishin is great for Gemini Cup, so I'll do even better next time!
>ackshually shes completely worthless cause everyones hard countering with Urara and the meta will just be Goldshit+OguriFat again
Oh...

>>718979096 (OP)
Sex (with me): The Video Game

>>718983395
sorry, that game has been banned globally for offensive content against humanity.

>>718983435
No worries I already downloaded it

20 RUNS AND I FINALLY GOT THE SCENE I WANT ON THE SPECIFIC WAIFI UMA I WANT!

>make a 1000 speed 1200 stamina golshi
>she's worse than my 1000 speed 900 stamina golshi
what the FUCK

>>718982143
On this topic, while I've been trying to produce some good parents I started wondering; If you're just trying to build a parent is it just better to buy fewer skills at the end? I've been buying them because why not I have the points, but if I can complete a run without skills is it just better to only have the skills I'd like to pass on to a future uma?

>>718983523
Yes, because thats overkill on stamina for a medium race. You max out speed in medium and aim for 900-1000 stamina w/ gold skill. Long you aim for 1200 stamina + 3 gold recoveries. That will be a better golshi for long.

>>718983503
gehehehehe

>>718983669
>+3 good recoveries
Well, guess it’s back to the drawing board then, I know there’s her rank 5 which I need way more banners for, but what’s a 3rd gold recovery that works for her, BoFA? Seems like a nightmare to get all 3 along with 1200 stamina

>>718983792
>good
gold* fat fingered it

>>718983578
KONO SAKI NA NIGGA MATTEI YOUTO MO
SHINJITE
MAE EEE
MAE EEE
SOU MAE EEE

>>718983792
Getting Golshi’s potential 5 one will be useful. Each regular healing ability will heal 1.5% whereas gold healing abilities are 5.5%. Youve got 4.5% there with your three regular healing abilities. Agnes Tachyon’s 3 star heal is cheap that you can inherit from a borrow if you dont have her at 3 stars yet. Breath of fresh air isnt ideal but its better than nothing.

>>718983382
Lol, the worst thing about Gemini is actually fucking Natie, as everyone just has barely enough Stamina for 3200m
A few of those debuffs and literally everyone will be running on Guts

>>718983975
is tachyon's heal the equivalent to a gold? or just a white when inherited

>>718980948
Everyone who is not a shitter is learning hard lessons from this CM
Turn out this CM is also the easiest to win, and everything after is straight uphill from here

>>718983578
WHERE IS MY SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!

>>718984057
Actually shit, it might just be a white heal when inherited. Im not certain though.

>>718984114
Mile is after long and good miles runners are easy to train but of course that means the competition is stiffer.

I have been influenced by horses

>First 3 spark
This is gonna be tought

>>718984365
tough*

>>718984365
everyone wants stamina 3 sparks anon, good job. Keep building dem sparks till you get that coveted 9 star stamina

I'm getting bullied so bad in CM ;___;

>>718984571
Everyone who came unprepared is

>>718984004
Wait, doesn't Urara make everyone use less stamina by falling behind and slowing down everything? How does that work out with all the debuffs

>>718984057
>>718984267
Yeah it’s only a 1.5% heal when inherited. Nevermind then. I guess if you have the Special Week card there’s gourmand. Id say focus on getting golshi’s potential up. And then maybe just stack the white heals till you have close to the equivalent of a gold like you have there, or as many as feasible. Breath of Fresh Air if you cant get anything else. Raising potential on the racers that have strong recovery skills will be key, and part of the reason why Oguri will still be really strong. Biwa Hiwahide has a special long recovery skill, so she’ll get some usage. Just dont spend recklessly and invest in the characters that you think you’ll need. Golshi remains meta, Tachyon has a potential 5 gold heal combined with her unique gold heal, so she’ll be strong too

>>718984518
This is after ~50 career runs and I got it on my easy mode horse, this is such a small step you can consider it irrelevant
At least building correct parents is gonna be slightly easier from now on

>>718984831
>I guess if you have the Special Week card there’s gourmand
I can't imagine making golshi a pace chaser to utilize that though.

>>718984832
one small step for umas, a huge leap for trainerkind. once you have two 3 star stams it’s huge. You’re halfway there.

>>718984880
Lol im retarded, I just mean in general inheritable gold skills not specifically for golshi. Thats why golshi’s potential 5 will be important. 2 golds + max stamina and some end closer white staminas will have to do, or BoFA

>watch Saratoga twice with /v/ma
>feed now randomly recommends me horseracing streams

>>718979096 (OP)
Meet n Fuck Kingdom, Steve!

>Doing great
>Get boxxed and die

>>718985076
>he was hopeful

Do the Umas get any actual money from their races? Like is Tamamo still broke as shit even after winning ?

>>718985076
Getting boxed in the Hopeful Stakes is my biggest fear whenever I do Oguri careers, since it's the only race I run to meet her first goal and it's on the last possible day.

>>718984365
Jelly, I have 2 3 sparks and theyre on wit, even guts sparks would eventually become good wit is literally worthless.

>>718985516
THEN WHY ARE YOU LOSING LIKE ONE?

>>718985516
URARA SEXO

>>718985516
THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE, URARA IS NOT A LOLI

>>718985516
Urara WOULD say this

>look up Tamamo
>Family: When she's with her brothers and sisters, she's called "Tama-nee".
>>>>>>>>>>>brothers
Wait so you can be born a human from an uma mom? How the fuck does that work?

Maqueeny

I like how teio say MACKWEENU

>>718985690
Recessive genes.

>>718979096 (OP)
I don't want to see this lesbo in anything.

>>718985690
>Wait so you can be born a human from an uma mom?
Yeah, boys born from a male x uma will be ordinary humans but girls will always be a uma.
>How the fuck does that work?
It's uma goddess magic.

>>718985690
I wonder if a man with Uma blood can have Uma daughters with a normal woman

>>718985690
Boys born from umas will always be human, girls will almost always be umas
That's kind of an oversight because in Cinderella Gray Tamamo is portrayed as an only child to a poor family

>>718985030
I wonder if someone at Saratoga knew what was coming after Uma went global and killed their chat function or it was just already established policy
Either way good call

>>718981520
i can make her worse

>>718985690
i wonder how uma pussies compares to women human

>>718985689
>I'm not going to have enough carrots for this bitch when her banner is up
I hope this spook, spooks me when I roll for mummy creek.

>>718985690
can monke taste spicy?

>>718983792
>but what’s a 3rd gold recovery that works for her, BoFA?
you can use freebie mcqueen's card, it gives cooldown which is basically the long-exclusive version of BoFA

>>718981269
It's funny that it took them 4 years to remake one of their most popular characters on Uma Musume.

>>718983382
taishin is an end closer though? she doesn't get countered by memerara any more than golshi does

>>718981269
>have to wait 3 years to have this in my game
THE WORLD IS GONNA BE FUCKING OVER BY THEN

>>718986028
Haru counters Taishin's ult specifically, something with how it triggers. Golshi doesn't have this problem.

Play the superior gacha.

>just finish Oguri Cap's anime
Holy fuck, this is easily the best Umanime. Never thought I would be so invested into a gag character like Oguri Cap. The amount of power gap between this and NTR/Tachyon movie/Season 2 is huge.

>>718986006
When i first listened to Rudolf in her career i thought they brought on Katalina's VA

>>718986106
Your parents said that
and so did their parents
and their parents, and their parents, and the parents before them
>but THIS TIME it's DIFFERENT
Your parents said that, and so did their parents, and their parents...

>>718986176
>idolslop
no. i automatically hate every character.

I'm trying to make sure I understand this compatibility thing
Being your own grandpa is bad, but is having the same grandpa on both sides of the family okay?

I'm getting Cinderella grey secondaries fatigue

>>718986297
I'm sorry that Obey Your Master and Folkqueen are more interesting than 90% of the in-game cast.

>>718986350
peak "I don't know horse racing" post

>>718986456
Fine, I'm sorry that Not-Pay The Butler and Not-Horlicks are more interesting than 90% of the in-game cast.

>>718986297
No one is talking about the secondary. Unless its Super Creek and Tama, both of which got the screentime they deserved.

>>718986204
Oguri herself is kind of boring (and it gets more and more apparent as the story goes on), it's the supporting cast that really elevated the story.

>>718986006
Nah she's definitely Nier but if Nier's yandere crazy tendencies were manifested as a whole separate personality.

I'm getting fatigue-nigger fatigue.

>Still in love went insane after watching her trainer with his wife
>Tried to kill her
>Refused to be ridden by anyone else
>Never won a single race after
There's no fucking way that what I'm reading about this REAL HORSE is true.

>>718986919
/v/ told me mares LOVE human men

>>718986919
>he not here for all the /k/ stories
>he not here for all the /mlp/ stories
>HE IS NOT HERE FOR ALL THE /AN/ stories
come on, now. This is expected

>>718986919
Reality has no preconceptions about being constrained by silly things like "making sense"

>>718979096 (OP)
Is the fad over yet? Haven't seen much horsing around on media lately.

>>718986176
great for porn, but unfortunately it just doesn't have the same charm like horses
i dropped it faster than uma on JP

Thank god, all the oguri NIGGERS are asleep at this hour.

>>718987235
5 threads got deleted on the spot just today.

Oguri Capped

>>718986919
The real horse was mentally ill because of inbreeding, that much is true. The whole girlfriend thing was never confirmed, but considering how both normal and crazy SiL are very possessive of her trainer they probably incorporated some aspects of that regardless of the fact. It also helps that the jockey was also crazy in his own way, repeatedly saying that he would elope with SiL if he ever lost a race with her and how he dropped absolutely everything once he heard of her death to be by her side.

>>718986673
I love Creek so much.

>>718986176
I've been playing it for a while now but it's starting to fall out of favor with me with all the QoL updates Uma has been getting like auto training and the most recent batch skip button.

bwahahahaha

BRING ME OGURI CRAP

>>718987380
So do I

>>718986176
I'm playing it thanks to the anon that linked the TL patch.
I appreciate that I get to pick every option that lets me call Rinami onee-chan

>>718987464
dios mio.. General de Japón...

>>718986176
Does it have cute umas and uma lore and hot blood horse racing based on real historical records?

>>718985791
>It's uma goddess magic
Now I need a pic of Sweep Tosho doing the It's Umagic, I ain't gotta explain shit pose

>>718987464
Teiokeks, our response?

>>718986205
They brought Katalina's VA to uma but for another character. Cag's and Zoi's too.
In fact the NPC of the next scenario is Black Knight's.

>>718986456
Cingray villain Creek is not only more interesting than goo goo babies Creek but more accurate as well.

YES YES YES I FUCKING MADE IT TO THE FINALS, SUICIDE POSTPONED I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BROS

>>718988042
>He sold his soul to the metra troons
>Still in Group B
LMAO

>>718986919
The thing about getting jealous of the wife is seemingly apocryphal, but they definitely incorporated it into the character regardless.

>>718987512
Link it?

>>718988042
Congrats Anon! Hope you're ready to win finals and enjoy your girl's winning concert.

>>718988042
Congrats, anon!

>>718988130
https://gakumas.natsume.io/

>>718979096 (OP)
>Never the umamusume
>Never drew a carat
>Only a B+ rank runner
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 7th best member of the Mejiro Family (she can thank Ryan for not being 8th)
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornament
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, felt that "her life was in danger" and subsequently choked her Spring Tenno Sho streak
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up with career-ending injury
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to 'please retire'
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean

Subtle gamer merch

>>718986176
these games are EXACTLY the game

>>718988283
The "Main" story about her and Shower after you finish her story is incredibly bad, too. How did she even get that privilege?

>>718986176
tried it before, pretty good gameplay and quite simple, easy to understand. I cant read shit so i dont know if the story is great. they should release global version

>neither special week or mcqueen gives their gold recovery twice in a row
I swear to god super creek is cursed

>>718988073
I don't give a SHIT, I'm a terrible trainer and my umas are dogshit, getting 2 wins was something important for me

>>718988143
Honestly I think winning the finals is too much to ask, but I'm happy I made it

>>718988319
if you're not proudly wearing your favorite uma for a week straight can you even call yourself a proper trainer?

>>718988405
never ever imas is cursed

>no medium S
>no grandparents ult
>still luck myself into A final
i love you taishin

>>718988405
>im@s
>global

>>718979601
>that stat
>A+
>only 14 win

Must've had shit skills.

>>718988319
now THIS is gamer merch

>>718986919
Since playing this game I've learned that horses are much stranger creatures than I once thought

>>718979096 (OP)
Sekiro Horses Glue Twice

>>718986919
farms have staff that specialize in making mares "excited" for breeding

>>718986176
The producer is a better character than the trainer, I'll say that. It's also nice that the girls are actually for (you).

>>718988319
>Amazon
If my experience with woot after they got bought by Amazon is any indication, the print quality on these will be absolute dog shit.

>>718988698
>Nips voted Melody Lane 2nd for most ideal beautiful ass
Nips are also strange creatures too.

>>718988319
>No Rice Shower
>No Haru Urara
>Fucking Mejiro RYAN

are you shitting me right now

>>718989032
Rice got a new ALTER fig instead.

>>718989032
>>Fucking Mejiro RYAN
LETS PUMP SOME IRON

>>718989101
MUSCLE

>>718989032
There's no King Halo either :(

>>718988901
I mean, horses do have nice round butts...

Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier

>>718989239
No, but Stay in Love SHOULD have bigger tits.

>>718979428
Put her in a Space Harrier clone. Call it Space Shuttle.

>>718989239
This but for Mayano

After getting ONE (1) win in A rank with my shit B+ squad, I trained them up to marginally better B+s and manahed a 3/5 in B rank! We're moving on, bros!

>>718989239
This but Nishino Flower

>Last try to get to the A finals
>First ticket use new umas that seemed promising due to stats and skills
>0/5
>Switch back one of my old ones
>2/5, 1/5
>Pay the carats run
>2/5

That third win, just couldn't do it. Just couldn't break through. I'm so sorry my umawives, I failed you as Trainer. Many 2nd places, the last one on the second ticket being a Nose from success so it's such a frustrating feeling being close but not being able to quite make it.


>>718979096 (OP)
I was planning to build a McQueen for the next CM since both versions available seem to have built in gold recoveries in them, but is she gonna be able to do it as a Pace Chaser? The style is already hungry for stamina to begin with and the long track won't be of any help but is doable without swiping at all for max stamina cards?

>>718989239
Spechan serve her purpose as a starter anime protag. No need to drag her further. She already devolve into wanting to scissor Silence Suzuka as a gag, now.

Special CHUD would hate that chesnut bitch Suzuka if they really met

>>718989678
Don't be so hard on yourself, just be happy you made it to finals. Getting first place in B finals is probably easier than getting second in A.

>>718989701
It would've been better as a gag if she was trying to dodge Grass.

>>718989803
How do the finals work anyway

>>718989961
You get the reward of your best placing Uma based on trainer. So if one of them comes in 1,2,3 and you are 4th, you get 2nd place rewards.

what are good horses to farm stamina sparks on? some uma for whom i can just level stamina and win pretty much. ive been trying Rudolf, but its very often that i go in on stamina too hard and lose the finale due to lack of speed

>>718990045
Horses that have URA long finale.

Look at them go!

>>718990045
Just do 600-600-600 runs and hope that youd get it eventually.

>>718990094
there's different ura finale sparks??

is this the most mambo skill animation?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BCH_-ZxJmQs

How come she's just a joke character when you train her but serious in everyone else's

>you can get the same skill hint twice in a row
Who the fuck is the sadistic asshole who designed this shit? I just got Ramp Up from Rice Shower twice in a row but still not the skills I actually need from her.

>>718990179
i actually have all of my runs get at least 600 speed and 600 stamina. no joke, even bakushin runs i try to get 600 stamina. no 3* sparks at all yet though :(

Agnes Fraud and Agnes Digital

>>718990291
Funny, but don't really like this alt outfit compared to her default one

>>718981991
>"uma musume is a wit game"
All I needed to hear to completely disregard this guy

>>718981991
>Wit more important than Maestro
What the fuck?

>>718990156
I LOVE FLATTIES! I LOVE FLATTIES! I LOVE FLATTIES! I LOVE FLATTIES! I LOVE FLATTIES! I LOVE FLATTIES!

wtf why does she suddenly have a naginata?

>>718988283
humina BASED

Which McQueen is better for the next CM?

>>718981937
No and anyone who says otherwise is lying. MLB SSR's will always shit out a way better horse than whatever cope 0-3 LB'd SR's your f2poor ass is using.

>>718990476
You get them cheaper if you get the hints over and over atleast.

>>718990750
She is a female samurai so Naginata is the weapon of choice.

>327 careers completed
>only 2 3* sparks, wit and spd
>0 9* sparks
i'm this close to dropping this shit

>>718990750
while you were wit training
she trained with the blade

>>718988042
I feel like the easiest time to play was about 3 hours ago

>>718991041
Everyone keeps saying different times, I'm gonna test different ones today since I already qualified for finals

Do sparks get powercrept later on? does jp have like super-sparks or some shit that we'd have to farm for again? or does a 9*spark horse remain a great parent later on?

>>718979526
>Group B
lol good one lil bro
(i barely survived Group A R2 and qualified for Group B Finals...)

honestly, it's not even struggling in CM that's breaking me, it's trying to RNG myself to better horses
all my runs these past 3 days have been AWFUL, like at this point I'm not even sure how I even managed those 1050 speed 300 wit horses I'm competing with

>>718991269
JP meta right now is about stacking as many 3* speed spark as possible to break the speed cap.

What are some good skills I can pass down in a 3200 long race?
Im gonna start from the ground up and actually make decent parents for the next gemini cup

>>718991269
only in the sense it gets easier, with spark rerolls, locks, and upgrading. also if you consider power crept skills like uniques. but other than that a great legacy now is still a great legacy in future, yeah

>>718991423
>spark rerolls
Is that different (and permanent) from the Tachyon event?

Lost a career in URA finale, Grass Wonder, first time losing a career having played the game a little bit. Even knowing how swingy races and luck can be it was schizo insanity the whole way, way weirder than other careers I tried. Her story had her "rivals" absolutely kicking the shit out of her with me barely making goals, got utterly crushed against generics in a random race for fans, then she started dominating everyone, then two easy firsts in URA and then one of finale attempts had her in LAST PLACE most of the race.

I got scammed in Taurus today. I usually do it after it opens but didn't have time yesterday. The different time did seem to matter, the level of competition felt a bit lower. But my stupid Golshi decided to be lore-accurate today and just fucked around doing nothing in over half the races, giving me three 2-3 and ending in a fucking 0-5.
Already qualified for A finals yesterday but I'm still mad.

>>718991504
No, it's a permanent QoL update, you get 3 chances to reroll your spark after you finish career mode, 1st time costs 30 TP and 2nd-3rd time costs 30 carats.

>>718991504
its the tachyon event but that reruns every couple months.

>>718992025
oh sorry yeah for rerolls >>718991997
factor reports from the event are for upgrading.

>game autoskips over hot springs ticket result if you did ANY raffle whatsoever before
This is some bullshit, I got robbed.

>>718990039
what the fuck does that mean

>>718991997
>Literal slot machine for Guts 1*
This company is evil

>>718990750
Umamusume is a horse racing game.

>>718992087
yeah it sucks, but often I am fast enough to stop the speed in time

>>718992313
if one guy read: whale gets all his horses into top 3, the guy with a horse in 4th gets second place rewards

>>718992514
Ok that makes sense

>>718988780
dream job

It says the event goes on until the 27th but aren't finals tomorrow

Quick rundown on Obey Your Master.
https://youtu.be/ltOledW-RdA
Is she as dangerous in-game as she is in the show?

>>718992314
They'll also be selling a paid monthly carat reroll pass that makes it so all your spark rerolls are free.
They aren't kidding when they say this game becomes very P2W in the future.

>>718992638
You have 2 days to run your finals.

>>718992421
did mob-chan died??

>>718990750
she wants to be thejapanese

>>718993297
Should've ran faster.

>>718992421
>So edgy
>Muh gun
I already don't like her

>>718992658
She's not an ingame character

What if you fags disguise uma thread as smash or AI thread?

How can other Umas even hope to compete with this?

>>718992421
>it's not an smg or a dagger

So what are the best hours to try tomorrow if I want to actually win in group A? None of my Umas have S in medium.

>>718993948
your favorites!

Whoosh, just like that one badly timed migraine ruined my entire run.

>>718993798
Her early retirement because she has a bad leg that will eventually catch up to her

cm taught me how to build late/end strats
but when i remade a bunch of them for team trials it doesn't quite work as well since more runners leads to getting boxed easier

>>718993798
Off-character Tachyon, I hate it she would never do this

>>718992997
It was already p2w as fuck just from how the MLB card system works

I think I've yet to see my Oguri proc Red Shift even once

>finally maxed out almond and air shakur
I can now start playing the game...

>>718994236
Yeah that's why Late/End have higher max speed than Front to balance it out. Also accel skills seldom activate with a good timing on team trials. You will rarely see a Gold Ship zooming in with Ryan+Taiki+Maru uniques. It's better to choose skills with more lax condition like strategy/distance Straightaways and Corners.
I think JP has a list of skills good for team trials, based on how consistent it is to activate.

>>718994489
Bro, your Stay Gold?

>>718994320
Sure she'd probably not make that expression but that is literally her summer outfit and it is pure sex on her

>>718994564
Yes, I meant the expression

>>718994216
Doesn't matter, she has had the most sex out of all the umas.

>>718994528
p-please just let me enjoy this... please

This game taught me that success in life depends entirely on how well you can rest, and how many friends you have helping you out.
Which is mostly down to luck.

I go to sleep every day wishing Nice Nature gets banned. I hate you all

>>718994660
This game taught me that success in life depends entirely on how many credit cards you have at your disposal.

>>718994660
For me, it's how many times the 20% fail me.

i wish i could go back and watch the replay of races i skipped because i want to know exactly what bullshit led to that 9th place finish when i'm spanking every other race and the green devil just says "you didn't have enough skills lmao :)"

>>718994680
i run air groove as well :)

>>718988283
All this cope just to say best uma

>>718991970
I had a similar thing happen.
My A+ Golshi has been winning most of her races but today she's bagging into 5th for no reason

Is she a brick?

>>718994828
Gold skills are decent, but her alt is just simply way better.

>Beating Golguri Nature bred with MLB Creek and Kitasan, using my own Golguri Nature bred with only one of it MLB.
Feels good to be autistic trainer and breeder.

Group A: 4x 3-2
Does thia certify me as a third-rate trainer?
Should I start to train a serious Natie for the Final?

>>718994828
Her alt is a viable unit.

Should I try again now or in like 4-5 hours? I'm trying to find best shitter hours

>>718988642
...out of 14 races total. As in, dude didn't even bother to max out on attempts after qualifying

>>718981269
do we know what the jockey thinks of the uma version of his beloved mare?

>>718994828
She makes me a brick if you know what I mean.

The movie definitely had my favourite cast of Umas. CinGrey is a close second

>>718987159
I'm mad I never got to find the greentext where a /kommando/ fingered a wolf to survive innawoods

>>718995080
Dantsu Flame fucking when, Japs?

>>718995080
Who let this pink-haired shit in the picture instead of Cafe?

>>718995119
>only 1 G1 win
>only 3 graded wins total
Never ever.

>>718995192
We already have plenty of non-g1 shitters in the game.

>>718994473
fucking gooshi procs it more often than her

>>718995192
She's literally in the game as a model already. And if Twin Turbo can get into the game then Dantsu Flame can

>>718995228
Who is this titcow?

>>718995154
Cafe is far too emo to put on a cute swimsuit and pose with her friends. She's probably the one taking the picture

>>718995309
Dantsu Flame. Raced around the same time as Jungle Pocket, Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe. Won 1 G1 but was always second fiddle to the stronger girls in her gen

>>718995192
Team Canopus whole squad never won a single G1 and yet it has some of the most popular characters on the franchise

>>718995309
Dantsu Flame

>>718995383
>>718995449
I'm guessing this jobber is off-model in that pic and isn't actually a big girl

>>718995480
No, she's fairly stacked
https://youtu.be/i8HMGZmhbSk?si=IKUVg-xmDQtuulzb

>>718995480
She's a big girl.

>>718995538
Good I love knowing my titcows, Ushi Musume when?

>>718995645
next comiket

>>718980335
>match search
>loading
>unskipable team presentation animation
>unskipable gate animation
>unskipable placing animation
>x5
>x3

When will your next attemps be anons? ET Noon?

This has to be the worst run I have ever done.
>slow metabolism on the first and only food event
>3 failed trainings
>1 lead to poor practice
>only 1 rainbow at first beach event
>FOUR night owls
>last night owl happened right before the second last goal race
>night owl mood down event right after the race
>EVERY TURN AFTERWARDS WAS A NIGHT OWL MOOD DOWN EVENT
>random mood down right after night owl
>current mood is bad
>tried the shrine recreation method
>no shrine
>normal mood
>night owl mood down event
>another random mood down
>mood is awful
>try the shrine method again
>karaoke and claw machine
>mood normal
>GUESS WHAT
>another night owl event
>give up, straight to the infirmary
>failed
>try again
>cured
>mood is bad
>current turn is the last goal race
>run ruined
I have wasted more than 10 turns in total for this shit.

>See Teio running and gritting her teeth in the final stretch
>Gold ship/Oguri is right next to her
I’m sorry daughter I’ve failed you…

>Round the final corner
>Camera changes
>There is a Goldship on the outer lane
Owarida.....

>>718997061
>Final corner
>Oguri is 7 fucking lengths ahead of everyone else because fuck you
I should've just jobbed earlier on so I would get shoved into group B.

>randomly get Rudolf after pulling for brian
>finally get around to training her
>bad joke mood downlol
>migraine
>bac joke into mood down
>fail a 10% training twice
i HATE her

>>718997297
Everything would've been fine if Nice Nature was the vice president so she could laugh at all of Rudolph's jokes.

Uma musume is an ikemen game

>>718996924
A-at least living through that increased her guts a lot.

>>718997297
She's the emperor of mood downs. I hope you have supports with mood up events, you're going to need them.

>>718997297
My first run after getting Brian had like 3 mood down events because she saw her shadow

>Got Hot Spring ticket
>Accidentally had Skip x4 enabled
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO GO BACK

>>718996924
Whoever decided that Night Owl events can lower mood and that you can waste a turn on Infirmary without getting cured deserves to get kicked by a horse

>>718997804
its in the archive

>>718979096 (OP)
I really like her because she's basically pic related, eating tons of chippy and rooting for her favorite sports team, but as an anime ojou sama.
Born to CAM ON INGERLAND
Forced to Desuwa~

>>718998021
SHE'S FAT

>>718997852
Yeah but it’s NOT the same, damn it. Watching her get shy and do that little towel fluff thing live hits different. I didn't grind 40 hours just to experience THE moment through a blurry archive screen.

>First place goes to....GOLD SHIP
>Second place goes to Gold Ship
>Third place? gold ship
I hate this game.

Name my music band.
What do they sing?

>>718997852
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I CAN GO BACK

>>718998497
"Nice by Nature"

>>718998497
"It's in our Nature"

>>718995272
Before Urara, Twin Turbo was THE meme horse in Japan, she had to arrive sooner or later.

It's only B Finals but I'm glad I got to qualify.

Why is Aoi's support card better than Tazuna's? I was quite sad that I didn't get a single copy of her in the last event, but apparently the fully uncapped Aoi I have is somehow better?

>>718981937
Not really, the only other way is to spam careers until you get good rainbows with your current cards, which might as well be the same thing as farming 9* uma.

Is it SEA/shitter time now or in a few more hours?

My 2-star gold ship from last week has a higher win-rate compared to my 3-star gold ship just from having 70 more stamina but 80 less speed. I didn't realize how big of a difference that made.

>golshi in 4th at the halfway point
>other golshis activate their skill
>think it's over for me
>falls back to 5th at an instant
>activates her skill
>wins
I thought her skill only activates when 6th and below for this CM?

>>718998021
this
she wants to bing sweets, watch schlock, and sports riot.

and makes my dick happy everytime she says desuwa~

>>718998497
Anything by Queen because this shit is AIDS

>>718988901
never noticed nip variety shows had the entire reaction segment figured out since forever

How do it handle career training *properly*?
Tried focusing on getting everyone to friendship first, tried cashing on rainbow asap, etc, also never know if I'm supposed to use beach training for the stats I never leveled up the facility of, or if cashing on rainbows is still the priority there.
I know you need to suck off the director a little for your unique's leveling, but does the journalist has anything worthy if you do the same?
If I don't care about using an uma for breeding later, can I run only easy G3 when I need skill points?

I try random different shit every time but the results are drowned in the game RNG so I can never tell which plan was the right one...

>>718979601
... how?
That's a monstrous amount of raw stats, even for a full MLB deck.
Did he just got 4 rainbow every turn or there is a trick I'm missing?

>do 3 runs back-to-back to make an ace
>swinging maestro doesn't spawn even once
>now I'm out of borrows
This game is straight fucking ass, how are you retards even playing this competitively? Feels like calling it a game is an overstatement, you're just rolling the dice every step of the way. Even the goddamn races you're just flipping a coin looking at all the "I shouldn't have won but I did woohoo" posts.

>>718979601
>Gigawhale
>Borrows the F2P card that you can't get with money but with grinding
JEJ

>>718999380
>horse racing is…gambling?!

>>718999380
RUN FEWER SSRs
SRs ARE GOOD ALSO BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF EVENTS YOU CAN PROC AND YOU DON'T WANT IDK THAT IRON WILL SSR CLOGGING UP EVENT SPACE

>>718999380
bro everyone knows its a slot machine

gambling is fun
anime horse girls are cute
sports and racing are fun

its very easy to see the appeal

>>718999380
you should use the borrows to make your own good parents, it's a grindy process but once you get them you no longer need to rely on borrowing to make an ace

>>718999483
But I like dia

>>718999380
Ultimately you are not supposed to use borrows and build your own 9* carrier with unique skills and track.
Borrows are for mid-tier player, if you want in the big league, you will have to not rely on them at some point.

>>718999474
Balatro is less luck based than this game

>>718999483
I literally only run Kita & Creek, and it's not rare to still have runs missing one. Even managed to miss *both* once, somehow.

I got blown the fuck out in the taurus cup, went to do 5 TM Opera runs to try to get the right stuff, even got one with S on turf and medium, but the one i used before did way better, even used that one in my last chance and it was the only one to get a win
i should have believed

>>718999483
implying that's the problem when random cards you never knew existed starts invading your """event pool""", multiple times, in a row, for no reason

>Bad Mood
>Bad Mood
>Awful Mood
>Oh hey finally Great Mood
>nvm I'm against a gigawhale
I never should've went in A league.

>>718999674
I heard those are from your legacies, but I'm pretty sure in game they say it's random cause the academy is big

>>718999668
>but the one i used before did way better, even used that one in my last chance and it was the only one to get a win
>i should have believed
Nah something similar happened to me, I ran the exact same team for 3 days in a row and progressively started losing more. It's because everyone else is tryhard minmaxing for better horses so they get better too, just like you did with your Turf S and medium.

>>718979601
What exactly is the translation from power to speed with regards to reaching top speed?

>>718999717
It's absurd is what its. You already spent carats to roll for the card, multiple times even, and you have to roll the dice even more during runs for A CHANCE of getting the thing that you spent carats on for the first place? Straight up the most retarded mechanic in any video game I've ever played.

Tryharding is a waste of neurons, I'm just gonna do a run once every couple of days for my own sanity.

Well it's fucking over.

>>718999978
this is the correct mentality, game is a casino, you can't force hint sparks, you can't force rainbow training, you can't even force the bitch to keep a great mood lmao

just relax and enjoy the ride

>>718998784
it's like what? 9pm in japan? must be 7 pm in most sea areas, I'd wait about 6 more hours

>>719000078
This shit really killed my interest in the game, I had fully competent umas which got me into group A but then I've had nothing but straight losses.

>>718999269
I know that horses are opportunistic carnivores, but how much meat can they handle until it fucks up their stomach?

>>718990750
Jap noble women were traditionally trained to fight with Naginata while their husbands were out on war trips to hunt down cheeky speedy shotas baiting their shouguns. It's a measure of near last resort to protect the household and children where the last resort involved playing sudoku with the family to avoid shamefurness. True to the nature of those traditions, that weeb is ready to go psycho when she needs to.

>>718979096 (OP)
>Bakushin is my first A+ uma
god i love this retard so much

finally managed to limp into group A finals on the penultimate attempt. Best was 2 wins before this and I held the attempts for around this time. Dunno if there's any stock in that though - still up against MLB Kita+Creek and A+ Oguri
1* Agnes from team trials coming through. Lucky

>>718986176
didnt they scrap all the lolis? censored garbage

>>718986176
not slot machine enough

>>718983480
This game has been removed from your library

>lost the Hopeful and Satsuki Sho with these stats
The Satsuki Sho especially pisses me off since she has right handed and spring runner for fucking 100 bonus speed. Fuck this game.

>>719000583
ok, nevermind the limp, got all 5
Agnes got RNGd into front runner position in 3 of the races so just stayed ahead the entire time
Golshi won the other 2 in usual fashion. She's got a good build, but had struggled a lot in round 2 so far
Twice an opp had an ace FAR better than mine, but was not running a debuffer so was behind due to that
3rd place finals is fine, all house money

>>718981269
>canonically got NTR'd by a human woman
>got so depressed from her man getting HUMAN'D that she died

>>718987327
Janny is really just incapable of learning his lesson isn't he.
Deleting it isn't going to stop threads. Banning isn't going to stop threads.
The threads only end when we say they end.
He's welcome to keep smashing his dick with a hammer in vain but we're still talking about Uma.

>>719001102
all he had to do was blast her pussy with a hose

>>719001087
I'm struggling to decide when I want to do my last two attempts, last chance to get into group A finals and the losing rewards are comparable to winning B

>>718987327
>5 threads
Really? When? I've been here all day

>>719001007
>buying green skills at the start of career
This better be a CM horse, otherwise you're being stupid. But if that's the case losing the races really doesn't matter much. You still get almost the same number of skill points for 2nd/3rd I think, and you don't care about the lost bonus affinity.

>>719001801
I went 4-1 with my final attempt right after so I had a much better time of it than when I tried in hour or so after it reset
It was still all the usual meta stuff and decent stats/cards on the opponent so probably just lucky, but there could be some reasoning that those who qualified already have spammed out their attempts

>>719002025
It's a parent/grandparent.

>>718979096 (OP)
Who?

this is getting out of hand
now there are three of them

>>718979096 (OP)
I played the story mode the other day to get the hers and Rice Shower's cards, was going to skip everything but accidentally the whole thing. Whenever she cried I shed a tear too. I'm a fan now. What a bro.

>>718988780
It's call teasing. And its not teasing the mare by herself, its just putting the mare in front of a stallion and seeing if she's in heat/ready to mate. If she doesn't react, she don't care and isn't ready. It's important to KNOW HER CYCLES especially if (you) want to know when to use frozen or chilled (there is a difference) semen AKA AI.

Same idea applies to dairy cattle since they're 100% AI only.

>>718994973
Pic related, her irl jockey
He's Still in Love it seems

>>719003014
Do the jockeys get a say in how their horses' umas get protrayed. Guy looks pleased with how she she turned out.

>>719003014
These photos of jockey's with their adapted horses are fun (not that there's a lot, I've only seen two)

>>719002260
Oguri is so fast she has after images

>>718998497
Imagine the stench

>>719003265
>Meh, the real one was more intense

>>719003014
He's so happy. :)

>>719003316
what a babe

>>719002612
I thought the breeding rules for thros required only natural mating, no artificial insem

>>718998497
RULES OF NATURE

>>719003316
duramente is really a beauty

Where is my wife

>>719002260
NOOOO, MY WALLET CAN'T SURVIVE THIS

When is the next golshi week?

Nice Nature lived one of the better lives a race horse could live. Made me tear up how she died though because of how often I was around when someones favorite live stock got put down in my arms. Wish none of that on you but at least she went peacefully.

did the jannies give up on deleting these threads?

>>719004418
never

>>718990513
I NEED to see this drawn (the correct way)

>>719004859
>Full Nelson
Damn Tachyon's freaky

>>719004550
It depends on the time of day because it's just one single obsessed schizo. Same thing happened with Deltarune threads until he gave up.

>>719004550
I think the threads slowed down enough to the point that they don't give a shit anymore.

>>719000291
yeah it's kinda dumb that group A is basically a death trap for ~15% of the people that make it in there
making it in there in the first place means you'd pretty much dominate group B

but at the end of the day it's just gacha PVP, this really shouldn't be what drives you to play the game
better to just be a filthy casul and enjoy leisurely dating your horse irls

>>719003316
the jockey even said he noticed how fucked up Sirius got after his European tour

>>719003265
>Cygames, I want you to turn my horse into a semen demon uma.

>>719004987
Satono was ridden by a frenchman?! No wonder she dresses like a Victorian heiress.

>>719005087
CM is the entire gameplay loop though? What else are you supposed to do? Play the same easy careers of horses you like over and over again without any kind of goal? That will get boring fast.

>>719003265
Don't think so. Usually Cygames gets permissions from the horse owners themselves, and I don't think the jockeys fall under that umbrella

>>719005197
Think he had to pay for the carats out of pocket?

>>719005405
they add more career scenarios later, JP has something like 10 different career types and they all have different layers and types of progression.

Hishi Akebono as trainee when?

>>719005289
That's literally what King Halo owner did. He's the one who approached Cykagames, not the other way around.

>>719005087
I would normally agree but it's naturally a game about horse racing with more gameplay avenues associated with it.

>>719005492
Win Variation's owner is the biggest perv, he even suggested putting a bikini on the RL Win Var which is a stallion because the Uma one got a swimsuit alt.

>>719005492
>That's literally what King Halo owner did. He's the one who approached Cykagames, not the other way around.
That actually explains a lot about how her story turned out. Truly a first rate owner.

>>719005475
a lot of them borrow traits from their irl trainers as part of their personality like fenomono being a chud cop, kitasan being a singer in her ult like her owner, or their jockey top gun's halloween alt is about her starting a rock band because her jockey also had one

>>719005585
holy BASED

>>719005490
Sure but right now there isn't anything else to do. The only horse I like and don't have is Curren, I finished the careers of every horse I like multiple times, there's nothing else to do besides building CM horses, parent grinding or high score autism and only one of those things gives me a bunch of free carats.

I gotta say trying to make parents fucking BLOWS.
And I'm not even to the parents part of it I'm still trying to make a single fucking grandparent.

Sex with Haru Urara
Mating press Rice Shower
Full Nelson with Nishino Flower
Amazon with Mayano Top Gun

>>719005491

https://uma.moe/timeline

November. Meisho Doto in October for the boob duo.

I got 2 important questions for those who are bothered by a losing streak after making it to A- league: do you have one or more legacy umas of your own who have 9 stars in one stat? And more importantly: how many career modes did you play before settling the best run for your ace/team member?

>>719006170
I didn't work that hard other than having one 9* stamina parent in my own stable and working to get 9k minimum horse, if ignoring Golshi, which me and everyone else had. I was playing against players much more terrible than me on the opening hour but after that it was a prison rape and now I'm not allowed into either finals. I can even feel it during trials now, although at least that is slightly balanced by game numbers.

>>718979096 (OP)
McQueen!

>>719006105
Taurus Cup released a difference beast

>>719006170
I've done 350 careers total. 8x9* parents, only one is full stam stack, but the rest being a mix of stam/pow +URA and a Red Shift
I grinded out 2x3* parents before Kita banner so it's been 9* chances every run for a long time
I did one run for a Nice Nature and used that one. Agnes was just taken as-is from my team trials line. No S aptitudes or relevant greens.
Golshi was more runs during her event but again, no aptitudes, just good stats
I have made it to A finals now, but day 1 was loss after loss and then a couple of hours ago lucked into a big win
I'm not really bothered by a losing streak, but I wanted to get some form of finals reward. Get losing streaks ALL the time in team trials, but those don't really matter
F2P cards, mostly MLB SRs, 2LB Kita, 0LB Creek

>>719006471
>768
Nature rip off her balls

>>719006872
I was wondering, does the stat total matter more or does the letter rank matter? My Golshi has 794 in Stam and she's been winning consistently but she does have two golden recovery skills.

>>719004975
deltatroon getting deleted is completely deserved, though

>>719005491
>>719006134
>"Eat your Donuts trainer-san! I want you nice and plump!"

>>719007145
You baboon, you never read the poem? It's us against them, and the them is not our fellow posters

>>719006838
It sounds like you did put in the work, but since you made it into A finals then basically you got the best case scenario, since if you are f2p I assume you never expected to get first place from A finals, just hoping for it at the most.

>>719007268
the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy

>>719006838
well damn, if i don't get at least 5 9*s in the next 30 runs i'm really dropping this
>>718990968

>>719007145
Umamusume is a gacha game. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house.

>>719007351
yeah i sweated for sure, went through all the TP items, but not really for the CM
more than happy with 3rd, yeah, not expecting any more
but you never know....

>>719007474
my glass house is a nice mosaic of horse girls, theirs is pink and blue with a cock being torn off

>>719006170
Not applicable, I got into B-league after crashing out on Round 1. Was kinda bummed out for a couple of days realising I can't win without metaslaving away.

I have my own 9* stam umas, never borrowed, which means not inheriting any of meta acceleration unique skills (no oguri, maruzen). Inevitably, this leads to my defeat usually during the last stretch. Group B is comfy though.

>>719006872
Just run when they're sleep

>>719007608
>I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

>>719007685
When would that be?

>>718993249
the white part of her hair always makes me think somebody cummed in her face

>>719007749
now?

>>719007685
is this group A?

>>719006105
bottom is missing a laughing gold ship

>>719007857
B

>>719007957
Group B been having much more balance all weekend, this isn't a big deal.

>>719007957
ok, was gonna say. I did my last runs in A and from the 10 opponents, there were more than 10 debuffers fielded
I'm running NN too though so I can't talk
GL to McQueen in finals!

>>719007847
it's 10pm there, too early

>>718998497
>starts on 3rd position
Classic Nature.

I've won more times in round 2 in group A than I ever did in round 1 with my shit tier horses and it makes no sense

Right now I think I'm cabbage-man tier, I need to either guide-fag harder or something to take my knowledge and trainings to the next level, since my current know-how is good but not enough, any tips to become closer to the Special One?

Would two debuffers be overkill? I kind of want to grief some faggots next CM

Did anyone's Evil Nature get any placings?
Mine went 79/80 unplaced and somehow took 3rd in a race

>>719008668
saw plenty of it this time around and next one is long so stam is going to be even more brutal

>>719008668
If you only care about grief, then do it, if you’re want to win then no, one late start and you’ve lost the race so better to have a backup

people who played open league: did you encounter a lot of minmaxed smurfers who made horses that were completely optimized Bs, or was it more casual players who just were running whatever horse they had?

>>719008579
It's all luck.
>>719008668
Having a single ace is a huge risk. Bad mood, late start, skill doesn't trigger...all it takes is one thing to go wrong and you lost the race

>>719008714
My ASS Wonder somehow got 1st with a 400/600/400 statline.

I just installed the soundposting extension in tampermonkey, is there a way to remove this floating player that appears every time I reload?

>>719009217
forgot my image

>>719009440
group b really is another world lmao

>>719008771
>>719008783
>>719009003
Honestly the stats needed to win consistently next CM sound like such a bitch to grind, and pretty impossible for me since my best umas are just barely scraping A rank, that I might just do it

IT'S A NEW DAY
BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD
IT'S A GOOD LIFE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD
BUT EVERYDAY IT ALL JUST FEELS THE SAME

>>719008668
kill yourself

>>719009314
no

>>719003014
awwww he really does still love her.

>Goldship gets too ahead mid race and so her ult never procs causing her to get boxed in and lose
Just slow down you dumb horse

>>719009620
Why aren't you petting a horse right now?

>>719008601
Max level cards

>>719010158
Need more wit

>>719003265
Not a direct say but I imagine they get asked by the Cygames staff for any fun anecdotes or interesting stories about their respective horses which can then be incorporated into the design of the Uma or into her personality

>>719009314
>>719009924
There actually is

>>719010617
May I see it?

She's so cool!

I do not care for the schizo horse

>No Oguri fat
>No Taiki
>No Falcon
So is my dirt team just fucked?

>>719009314
Nigger, press the X

>>719008668
My whole team debuffs and runs and they're all claiming wins. Just need to do something about Goldshis and I'd be set.

>>719010814
Yeah but it appears every time I was just wondering if I could leave it hidden after refresh

My first MLB SSR
Now do I actually level up?

>>719010813
I have none of those
I use El Condo, and the MaruHaru connection

>>719010946
Yes

5 team trial opponents in a row with their own MLB Kita
How lucky of them

>>719010937
Nigger, press options

>Connection error
Let me in!

>>719010946
Not yet.

Would it make sense just to run your final on Day 2? Or are you already prematched?

DOOR STUCK

>>719011071
Ah I see the issue now, settings don't work for me for some reason. It just opens the video with no sound, thanks

daily shop!
connection error!
I've been swindled

I WANT APOLOCARROTS
NOW!!!!

ohohhooho
i hope you used all your CM tickets already

>Connection error
Surely Cygenerous will shower us with carats for this

server ded lmao

>>719011384
Nope, was waiting for shitter hours

Was there an update scheduled to day?

Cygames took the money and Ran!!

Janny went straight to the source this time

>>719011447
Cunny bride event.

>>719010946
That card WILL be OP when Guts gets reworked. Give it a level up here and there so it doesn't hurts your resources that much when it happens

It's ogre...

>>719011420
When are the shitter hours? SEA midday?

>>719010757
Settings menu. Too bad I only got to use it for like a week after switching from the ancien External Sounds script. I also started using the updated 4chanXT extension and that doesn't seem work with this player. It does have it's own more simple support for thing, but still.

>Wit and Power training are already level 2 before Speed because Kita and co refuse to go to Speed training
>Now the server dies
Can't wait for the final round

I'M IN

>>719011447
Sex with Mayano with a wedding dress on
And Air Groove is there too I guess

>The janny went straight to the source of the threads
it's over

>>719011531
I'm not really sure, everyone says a different thing

>>719011532
Yeah that's what I should be getting but when I click the arrow and the settings it just opens the webm. None of the dropdowns work. What version are you on?

>>719011647
3.5.0. You might have a conflict with an another script (or the vanilla interface).