>>718979096 >Never the umamusume >Never drew a carat >Only a B+ rank runner >Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners >Never cut a memorable promo >Never put anyone over >Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her >Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year >Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year >Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal >Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius >Only the 6th best member of Team Spica >Only the 7th best member of the Mejiro Family (she can thank Ryan for not being 8th) >Janetty to Goldship >Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy >Unironically calls herself """"DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES"""" >Shit taste in sweets >Shit hair ornament >Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones >Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row >DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her >Buried Teio and fractured her leg, because she beat her at Janken backstage >When racing against Rice Shower, felt that "her life was in danger" and subsequently choked her Spring Tenno Sho streak >Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up with career-ending injury >Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox >Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to 'please retire' >Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history >Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby >The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean
