15 results for "bed1441d9320e43346baf5cb4b979f6a"
>>724851970
Just how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>724769909
>have only run two mcqueen careers
>gambled on stakes both times
>yet to fail
>>724735863
If you think Seiunlets are bad, just wait until Doberlets become a thing
>There is a riderless horse out there
>Uma failed her inspiration event
>>723611957
THE FUKUTARDS ARE GETTING TOO POWERFUL
>>723048897
FUARK
>>723001063
>made group A while going 6-14 overall
I'm so fucked.
D-Danchou please understand...I can't get any fans right now... C-Cygames won't allow it
>>720498682
>>720425272
>>720418830
I didn't prepare at all for GC and instead focused on trying (and failing) to breed a 9* parent. I guess my tip would be to not be me
>>719198663
no wonder it happened, she's fraudjiro mcjob after all
>>719114253
>>718979096
>Never the umamusume
>Never drew a carat
>Only a B+ rank runner
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 7th best member of the Mejiro Family (she can thank Ryan for not being 8th)
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornament
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, felt that "her life was in danger" and subsequently choked her Spring Tenno Sho streak
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up with career-ending injury
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to 'please retire'
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean