Thread 719087082

Welcome to Hydraulic Press Channel.
Today we have this strange horse girl.
She may look harmless, but she is extremely smug and stupid, so we must deal with it.

sup nigga

Who's your ace that you hope will win?
What meta pick do you know is going to ignore your pleas?

>>719087082 (OP)
Took us a while to get going again lads. What happened?

>>719087420
Any of them really, I don't bring any debuffer.

>>719087082 (OP)
>Check Japan's best G1 dirt races
>Still treated as second rate

>>719088351
nigga where did your pixels go

>>719089046
oguri ate them

How does the final round work? You get thrown in instantly when the time comes?

Link me and ai where I can turn the pic into a video of the uma getting squished

>>719087082 (OP)
she can break that press, officer

so is the "matching period" actual matchmaking that matches you with people with the same winrate or does it just matches you with whoever?
if it's just random, i don't see why it would take 9h to do it.

>>719087420
i maybe fucked up and decided to "experiment" with just three good daughters, no debuffers.
nice nature seemed good in R1 but not sure it did anything in R2.
so now i put
FR Mayonnaise Topgun
PC Oguri Cap
EC Goldship

>>719090125
they have to send in each user ID to the database via fax machine, please understand.

>>719090125
It’s called match fixing

>>719089839
Just one shot at it when matchmaking ends, then it's over

>>719090125
It's not like they'll ever tell you what's going on behind the scenes, they don't even really tell you how skills work.

>>719089125
Me as the hydraulic press.

>>719090196
Is there a time limit on when you watch it? Since it's already simulated when times' up right?

>>719090125
They need to make sure there’s at least one whale per lobby. There’s a money-spent algorithm that ensures f2poors dont get too uppity

Aqua should ride that horse

I get hard filtered by all these career modes where you play as some medium pace-chaser that has to get 1st in the kinen

>>719087420
I'm running Teio PC Ace, Opera PC and Bourbon front after I noticed that all the debuffing niggers run almost exclusively late and end umas so if I control the front with lots of power they can't get through my 3 walls no matter how much they try to slow me down

>>719090609
Oh, nice strat. How successful have you been?

im gonna make my bakushin proud, bros
im gonna make her win the next CM

>>719090731
Holy shit

>>719090731
banned for doping

>>719090731
Jesus Christ.

>>719090609
I like your strat, best of luck.

>>719090731
>2 gold heals
Good luck bro, you'll need it.

>>719090731
EXPLODE!

>>719090692
I used to run the usual debuff squad and lost every match and got sent to group B, once I switched to this strat I got 5 wins in a row for the first time

>>719090125
umamusume is a p2w game

>>719090930
Sorry, but that's cause you're not being matched with whales anymore. Same thing with the 5 wins happened to me after going B but I didn't change my team at all. Also look at some of the debuffer natures in B and you'll see nearly all of them are incredibly half assed, no dominator etc..

>>719090731
Not with minimum guts

>>719089957
Who is this beaut?

What's the best way to get monies?
I do the daily mile race 3 times every day but it still feels like it's not enough

>>719091285
You get 10k per finished career too.

>>719091285
Did you already spend the million bucks from Golshi week? I'm basically being smart with that money and investing appropriately

>>719091285
Every cleared career is 10k so you could earn like 30/50k a day while legacy grinding

>>719091376
yeah, I used most of what I got from that and spent them on potential levels

>>719091462
Yeah I guess I haven't done that much since I'm missing tons of ribbons. Anyways I think careers, CM and Moonlight Sho are your best moneymakers now which aside from some freebies is not much tbf

>>719091376
>bankrupt Golshi
>fully unlock Potential for 1 uma
>got bankrupted
One cannot simply state just how grindy this game is.

Stay Gold is cute!

>>719090585
Try training Stamina and getting at least one gold recovery skill.

>>719089957
It's crazy how Golshi is easily the most attractive Uma when she takes that stupid ass hat off

>>719090330
There probably is one, you gotta check the in-game notices. I believe you'll get the rewards anyway later even if you don't claim them though, they'll get send to you as a gift

>>719091754
Cool, I'm gonna be on an international flight and I don't wanna buy wifi just to pick up my horse rewards

>>719091727
The hat stays on.

I got to 200 veterans, are they gonna raise that number in the future?

>>719091598
I'm okay as long as notable progress is made but if anyone is gacha vet, they see Musume is sloooow on top of layers of RNG

>>719087548
If like the past week, thread creation anons have been getting banned regularly.

>>719091923
No.

>>719090731
I'm not even sure how you get a Guts stat that low with maxed Stamina.

>>719087548
jannies keep deleting the threads almost immediately and they're even banning anons who make them

>>719092198
FUCK jannies and FUCK israel

>>719092114
>>719092198
Jesus, I hope they don't end up killing these threads like they clearly want to. Today they've been slower too

>>719092198
>He does it for free

>>719090731
What the fuck? Even as a gigawhale getting this must've taken 100's of runs?

>>719090731
what the fuck

>>719087082 (OP)
Is Shiwu retarded or something?
>Gets a "DMCA" takedown
>Fucking "anti_piracy_exp@cygames.co.jp" as mail
>Contains english words
It's so obviously a fake mail yet the retard is throwing a tantrum over the "self-policing" community. Why are artists always so autistic?

>>719092383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4pHG8wWokM&list=RDR4pHG8wWokM

>>719090308
ai caramba

>>719089125
I posted this on steam and got a 5 day ban from posting artwork. Messaged the mods and they were like "nah the ban seems fine"
Fuck the mods

>>719092294
Many people quit over Taurus Cup too.

>>719092471
cygames.co.jp is their real domain and he got takedowns over NSFW art before so I imagine this looks similar

Do not the umas.
The physiological differences are too great.

>>719092581
I'll be sad when and if these threads die. Some of the best fun I've had on the site in years

>>719092581
why though
everybody knew it was gonna be turbo sweaty so unless you actually prepared for it, there was no point in entering, at least not on the graded league.

>>719087082 (OP)
OH FUG :DDD

>>719092732
You can use any mail domain retard. I know /v/ is a bit illiterate when it comes to technical stuff but c'mon

>>719092294
We always hit bump limit pretty quickly so long as the janny isnt around. I wouldn't worry when we've had so many threads that were the fastest in the board recently. They can't stomp us all out

>>719092882
babies first gacha. more people are gonna quit once we get to U ranks too

>>719092294
It can be a little hard to find the stealth thread on the catalog sometimes

I had a wet dream with dantsu today
That is all

>Super Creek has +20% Stamina stat growth
>my only good Stamina card is Super Creek herself
>the story McQueen card is beyond shit
and basically wasted me my precious Guild Points
Fuck, man...

>>719093081
Why is it shit? Looks pretty good for long

You can't escape golshi

>>719093039
What causes this kind of dooming attitude?

>>719092882
People didn't realize you could lose so badly that you weren't allowed into the finals period. I was one of them. I recovered from the loss haze but next time I'm going to throw on purpose so I don't get into A again.

>>719093372
I had it, in my case it was so demoralizing to get stomped so hard by absolutely every tryhard and whale even with all the effort I put in. I'm not quitting though, I'll just follow several anons' advice and take a break from the game

Dear Trainers,
As the end of summer approaches, we at Tracen Academy would like to remind all staff of the necessary safety precautions during the upcoming Uma Heat Cycle (UHC). Please read the following guidelines very carefully. This is not a drill. We learned that the hard way last time.
>Lock your doors, reinforce with deadbolts, chains, or in extreme cases titanium latches.
>Curfew is now at 6 PM, do not go outside without daylight.
>Never be alone with your trainee.
>DO NOT RUN
>DO NOT LOCK EYES
>In case of emergency, do not struggle and call Tazuna ASAP.
We thank you for your cooperation in keeping this semester’s heat cycle safe for both you and your trainee. Thank you!.

>>719093372
people who never accomplished anything in life are quick to give up before they even try. can't get hurt if you hide away in your comfort zone and stuff.
at least, thats what i think

>>719093372
the realization that you're not playing a game, you're playing a slot machine with some gameplay on the side

>>719093578
You sound demoralized. Maybe you should take a break like that other anon suggested.

>>719093515
I will simply sex the director.

>>719093515
why would calling tazuna help with anything she's an u

>>719093263
>Guts bonus
>low Hint Frequency
>only 1 lv Hint levels
>extremely expensive
>only somewhat usable when you're training a Long uma because of all the hints she can give

>>719093515
At this point it'd be easier if trainers lived in their own undisclosed homes. Also, can we trust you and Tuzuna aren't affected as well?

>>719093668
Respect guts

>>719093450
i entered the B league and got to the finals with the shit B umas i had without really preparing for it other than training a shitty Evil Nature.
I don't understand why most people avoided the B league when at least in my experience, was mostly casuals and retards

>>719093372
Honestly there's way too much RNG involved that you can easily get fucked by it regardless of how much effort you put into the game

>>719093661
This anon has been taken by UiB services and will return to the premises shortly, please look at the light right here

>>719093827
Dooming on 4chan about a silly video gacha is pretty gay, not gonna lie. I'd advise to not take these things too seriously.

vodka just got murdered on the track

>>719094142
How the fuck?

>>719093661
She past menopause so it is a okay

>>719093786
It's not like the average player knows the ins and outs of what is going on. There were plenty anons here who kept saying the losers in A would end up in B finals but didn't know that wins were still required.

>>719093372
Pvp is a different beast, anon. Team trials is somewhat ignorable as a gacha pvp goes but the Cup brought it to another level.

>>719093515
Director Akikawa, I hear pounding on my door. I-I don't know how much longer it will ho-

>>719094142
Vokka-chang...

>>719093081
>>719093263
>>719093668
If you think McQueen is bad wait until you see the upcoming event Meijiro Dober

>>719094613
But at least her mare pussy feels really good

>>719093515
>Implying I'm not ready to be destroyed

Just rage quit over the claw machine

>>719093372
Takes time for people to realize the casino aspect hidden behind all the bells and whistles. Besides if people are worrying about CM then they likely have career mode down and if you are going to do PvP then the game doesn’t have much left

>everyone freaking out about champion's meeting
>meanwhile I still can't even consistently win URA finals

Shes so tiny...

>>719092496
>putting a watermark on your amv
Absolutely soulless

the face of uma musume looks like this

>>719095218
how are you the father of 6-8 kids and your ass is shorter than all of them

>>719095218
WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>719095314
Oops wrong image, heres the true face of uma musume

>>719093515
No need for concern. Rice Shower is a nice girl, she just said she wants to come read me a story before bedtime. She wouldn't do anyth

>>719095087
just borrow someone's uma until you get a couple of decent umas of your own for parenting

>>719095334
most asian countries are like this because industrial farming reached them late
dads got nerfed by starving as a child
their kids consistently grow taller than them now that meat is on the table every day

>>719095218
Imagine the family reunions

I love McQueen!
I will win the Gemini cup with McQueen!
My first S rank will be McQueen!

i simply do not like mcqueen

>>719095314
ever since her CONTROVERSIES were uncovered they've slowly been relegating her to the background...

>>719095334
i'm taller than my parents and most of my aquaintances are taller than theirs as well.
Maybe is the hormones in the water or something

>>719095597
turns out her size isn't just a gimmick. stay gold was just a midget terrorist
https://x.com/stegofam/status/1959778463319019790?t=aTmwi-QX1hmmfePLhwEtsQ&s=19

>>719095218
sex with the stay gold family

I'm coming for YOUR uma, i WILL take first place.

>>719095608
Dare I say sexo with McQueen?

>>719095898
Post you're oguri

>>719095698
That was funny as shit that the generic ass anime protag was the furthest from the real deal, including when the VA visited the horse. Same for Kitasan.

>>719093081
>>the story McQueen card is beyond shit
You're supposed to get the story Rice Shower card

>>719095334
>>719095843
>We will never see the monstrosity that would have come out of Urara and Stay Gold

>>719095334
little man big dick

Which board does your favorite uma post in umachan?

>>719095913
I need you to post more on-model mcqueen

>>719096134
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

>>719096061
/x/

>>719096134
The lines are weirdly wonky, did the guy trace over some existing images?

>>719096061
this very board

>>719092114
>>719092198
insane that actual off topic garbage like AI threads don't get this treatment

>>719095913
>>719095608
You realize the Mejiro family whores her out to old men for money, right?

>>719096134
there's a bunch of lewd in that account
I'm sending an e-mail

>>719095698
>CONTROVERSIES
What happened?

>>719096061
/sp/

>>719092882
Because stuff like the CM and kitasan banner basically rub on the face of normalfags the awful reality of how trash this game is when it comes to monetization and grinding.
>learn about the funny horse racing game through memes and give it a try
>play for a while have some difficulty but otherwise its all fine
>then they meet the first filter: dogshit awful gacha rates, no soft pity, no carryover pity, stingy roll currency and if that's not enough you want multiples of everything
>then the ones that haven't dropped the game yet think "hmm I can manage with only one copy and borrow what I dont have"
>then in comes the cup and once again shoves down their throat just how massive the difference is from a decked out whale uma from their ml0 cards is and now they quit too
Grim

>>719096061
/jp/

SAY
MY
NAME

>>719096061
god the idol bullshit/sports combination would probably make /uma/ one of the worst boards possible

>>719096276
looks like it was drawn with a mouse if i had to guess.

>>719096627
machikane mambousser

>>719096530
Just like my life, and I haven’t quit playing yet

>>719096627
NAKADASHI MAMBO

>>719096061
She boasts about being a /lit/ regular but actually browses /sp/ nonstop

>>719096061
/run/

>>719096479
Don't bother. The Mejiros are going extinct soon.

>>719089125
TIGHT JOLTEON PUSSY

>>719096061
>>719096648
Reply to this post like you were an Umachan poster on /uma/

>jackass leaves club because we are not trading shoes fast enough for him
>instantly drop 400 ranks
welp, there goes my dreams of B rank

>do race any other days
>1st no problem
>do this today
>eat shit 3 times in a row
This game is a goddamn waste of time

>>719095253
Thanks Anon, I didn't realize I had posted the wrong video.
>>719092496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlKqIgKxf0I&list=RDjlKqIgKxf0I

Shit but neat

>>719096061
>anonymous trainers shitpost and shittalk each other's trainers in a /vt/-like board

>>719097074
ebin :DDDD

Wait is this a sensible strategy for Gemini?
As everyone is literally running on fumes, Natie is going to be deadly, extremely so when you have to deal with 2 of them. There is no way you can survive in 3200m when each of them sapping you 11% of stamina.
However, they cant do shit to End. So your ace is either Goldship or Taishin. However, Taishin can be easily neutralized by Urara
So prepare Natie and Urara, and your best Long Goldship for Gemini?
Literally putting all your eggs in one basket, but because there is no other viable solution for non-whale

yada

>>719097074
oh fug my horsus r redarded :DDDD

>>719097391
I need more mares.

>>719097053
Translation: one guy who carried the whole club in a club full of slackers quit, club imploded

AYO
>loses race as #1 fav
HOL UP
>late start
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>gets boxed in
RNG
>mood down event
FUCKING SUCKS
>gets night owl and slacker events multiple times in a run
AS A
>takes multiple infirmary rests to cure condition
GAME MECHANIC
>no skill drops in career
SHIEEEEEET
>shit sparks
>goes through summer camp with 1 friendship training
>your trainee lacked the guts to sustain her run towards the end

Who is canonically the dumbest uma?

>>719092930
What are you going on about retard.

>>719097386
Is using an actual front runner with the intent to win a dick move since it would enable Taishins and screw over Urara trainers?

>>719097386
I'm going with >>719090609 and won't let anyone convince me otherwise

If i lose this CM i'll take you with me

>>719097618
>RNG
https://x.com/vvvivlosuma/status/1960210329998401939

>>719097602
nope, the guy carrying is still here, trucking out his 3 million a day probably not after the month rolls over though
there is a lot of slackers though, I don't even know how you end up with <5kk fans after playing for over a month

>>719097678
So is the whale who whaled for Taishin and MLB SSRs and uses them to crush my hope and dream
It is all fair game in CM

>>719093068
They need to hurry the fuck up and put her in game already

https://youtu.be/p4CXXghM7aU?t=67
does Spe sing live? this kinda sounds like it was pre-recorded...

>>719097386
How is Urara supposed to fuck with anyone?

Would you still like her if she wasn't meta /v/?

>>719097832
Ah, fair enough. I won't rest until I win a CM with front runners. I'm training my third groundwork horse as we speak and I'm ready to roll for Seiun.

>>719094197
Not quite. Umas age differently to humans. They hit their "ideal form" and then pretty much stop physically aging

>>719097053
Is there a list of what positions are for which ranks? Like 1-10 SS, 11-50 S+, etc

>>719093068
fire type and water type

>>719097983
Her anime SUCK

nice tummy

>>719097983
No, and the anime even made me hate her somewhat because of how FUCKING BORING she was

>>719098004
>mayano looks like she's 12
>ideal form

>>719097983
Spe 2.0? I don't even like Spe

>>719098004
So umas like mayano, nishino and teio are doomed to forever be womanlets?

>>719097793
>I don't even know how you end up with <5kk fans after playing for over a month
Give them the boot, or do it to yourself and find a new club

>>719097983
I read her whole event and it still feels like I don't know jack shit about her

The best MC really were Teio and Pokke...

>>719098317
*If anything, I learned more about Matikanetannhauser than Satono/Kita

>>719090731
Hell, I'm rooting for you.

>>719098205
/v/ is a special week board.

>>719092198
I got a warning the other day just for posting in an uma thread. Jannies are fucked.

>>719087420
Oguris and Golshis haven’t been doing shit for me but my Special Week from just playing normally somehow got me to the A finals

>>719087082 (OP)
After how much I've suffered with CM. Lady Luck better bless me when pulling for Fuji Kiseki

>>719098606
More like a special needs board

>>719098697
I got my highest A so far (10.5k) 2 days ago from Winning Ticket deciding to do a 2nd run with her now that she's 3 starred. I hate the RNG so much in this game.

Grr stupid stupi oguri dumb golship get boxed get boxed get boxed

>>719098753
you're gonna get a bunch of winning tickets and mejiro ryans and you will be happy

>>719098272
it's not my club and I was gonna leave after the first implosion during the start of the month
then suddenly a bunch of people came in, including the guy pushing millions a day, so I thought maybe things are gonna be fine (our shoe production actually went up btw)
probably gonna fuck off during the inevitable implosion next month

Which uma would you like as protagonist for the fourth season?

Do a 10 pull RIGHT NOW, Shiraoki-sama will bless you.

>>719099110
Sounds horrible, should try to join /v/ club next month. It is surprisingly very nice over here

>>719096912
Breasts too big

New player here.

Should I save all of my trainee/support tickets or can I spend them as I go?

>>719099215
>>719099215
They already say it Vodka and Scarlet

>>719099215
Rudolf, I want to see a "golden age" anime before she was student council president and emperor, plus it would give some older umas like maru the chance to shine.

>>719099284
I'm not listening to someone who managed to get bullied by a bird and get mood down 4 times in my last run.

>>719099332
Use SR/SSR ones right away, keep the common tickets

>>719099332
I would save them for whatever banner you want to pull on.

>>719099215
buena vista

>>719099332
For the ones that you can use on any banner, save them. For the ones that have their own beginner banner there's no reason to save

>>719099215
Next one will be almond eye

>>719097386
I will make an evil matikanefukukitaru

i didn't get any skills at all
every ! just kept giving me stats

no secretariat no buy

>>719099215
Hail to the King. I want to see that first rate trainer-kun stepping up for her and the aftermath of Kikuka Sho fully adapted.

>>719099332
Keep the 3* uma selector ticket until you eventually clear a set of missions that give you a random 3* uma ticket, in case the random ticket gives you the horse you had already selected

>>719099785
What would she even look like

>>719099785
cygames delays getting secretariat by another day each time a person asks

>>719099856
Golshi but no stupid hat.

>>719099856
sex

>>719099856
Redhead with big tiddies as a base
>His chest was so large that he required a custom-made girth, and he was noted for his large, powerful, well-muscled hindquarters.

>>719099856
>Redhead
>Blue secretary outfit
>Massive fucking titties that put super creek to shame

>>719097764
This Neicha ends up winning the cm race

Going back to widescreen races shows just how superior it is to vertical races, even if you miss out on all the dynamic camera views and face expressions.

>>719099856
like this

>>719099745
>mfw I did 7 rudolph runs yesterday trying to perfect my anti-Golshi weapon and 2 of those kept give me stats and speed skills

>>719100004
>>719100149
My God... I am imagining it

Local genetic freak literally cannot stop growing.
Resident mad scientist suspected of practicing medicine without a license.

>>719092539
the mods were correct

Surprised no one mentioned Secretariat wearing oversized socks. That was a major issue people had with him with racehorse superstition.

Socks = horse term for the white markings on the bottom of the legs.

>>719100797
>Massive titties with thigh highs
Hmmmm, yes.

I wonder what the licensing deal for horses looks like, like do the owners get a cut of banner sales?

These trash threads for shit-eating gacha vermin need to be quarantined to /vg/.
It's been out too long and these threads are always the same retards.

I want to fuck Tokai Teio

>>719101168
Janitor applications are closed

Total hag love

Would you send your Uma on a nice island vacation to Puerto Rico? https://youtu.be/mFenGuO6-AU?si=tluN7p-WJX9C8E9I

I wonder what races they even have there or if they just do sprints like the Mexicans do.

>>719092471
serves this scum right. trying to make money by prostituting the intellectual property of others is evil

>>719096061
/sp/, /pw/ and /tv/

I need to redo this...Not enough stamina.
Wanna make sure I badge next CM like this last one.
F2P by the way

Are there any Euro countries that care about horseracing beyond France or England?

I hope I can keep this luck for final round.
Hell, at least I made it to final round.

>>719101842
Yes but sometimes it's harness only or some weird jumping hybrid.

>>719102207
I say this

>>719102207
',:^/

>>719102207
I'm a TRAINER here's why and the quitting bad shitty FAGGOT I lost CHAMPIONS MEETING TAURUS CUP reasons I'm the game
PLEASE DO NOT BULLY ME WITH IT

Imagine being bullied by your trainee

>>719095489
>Raped at knifepoint as Rice apologizes while still calling you Onii-sama
God I wish that were me

>>719093515
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9745738

>>719097983
Her design is pleasant to look at, but it doesn't strike me as one of the best.

>>719102207
>I am a TRAINER Here's why the quitting
>bad shitty FAGGOT I lost Taurus Cup reasons I'm the game.

>>719096061
/lit/ and sometimes /ck/

>>719102207
>I am a trainer here's why and the quitting
>Bad shitty FAGGOT I lost taurus cup reasons I'm the game
What did he mean by this?

>>719097983
She's hot, but that's about it.

>>719098606
Spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier.

Wife nature will lead us to victory!

crazy luck
pre-debut charming, junior year health chakra, hot springs and 9*

>>719102647
Who would be the most awkward rapist, and why is it Winning Ticket?

>>719099215
King Halo or Haru

Special Cheek

>>719102958
It would be bakushin, she'd tire herself out very quickly.

>>719087548
Our favorite tendie up to his usual tricks

Is this a regular thing with all late surger legends or is Vodka just especially shit?

Which horse has the best looking legs though?

>>719103214
Legend races have always been a joke. El Condor was hard because no one knew how to train properly back then.

>2010
>Small pastel ponies take over 4chan
>2025
>Amazon horse-women take over 4chan
I can't wait for 2040.

>>719103259
Teio. It's always Teio.

>don't give a shit about wokka
>get the extra piece on every race against her
>only got it once against halo
Fucking desire sensor I fucking hate you

>>719103259
pervert

>>719103214
Vodka's AI or stat distribution is in the toilet or something
King Halo was also a surger and sprint is even worse for surgers in general but she was fuckin dangerous

i feel like im barely gaining any carats despite playing almost everyday

You may only have sex with ONE mejiro

>>719103498
working as intended

>>719103498
>Japane gacha game is stingy and demands your credit card numbers
Do you think CyGames made billions out of people's generosity?

>>719103391
It's her secondary outfit, any horse would look great in that

>>719090731
I'm gonna avoid your time zone, holy shit

Has anyone ever tried a full racemaxx run no training?

>>719092471
just do it anonymously and say it's AI if people recognizes your artstyle? oh right, artist are attention whores that cry if they don't get what they want, I forgot

This is my wife.
Say something nice about her.

>>719103391
>people thought the real Teio was a good looking horse, but mares weren’t that interested
Is this truly the ideal uma form for attracting humans?

>>719092841
really? umas couldn't cover 1% of the fun I had in claude's schizo adventure on the SS anne

>>719102958
>winning ticket

>>719103751
She has amazing tits and I love her outfits

>>719103751
She is the MIGHTIEST of all Milers

>>719103751
She has amazing tits

>>719093515
II've been doing nofap for a month in prepartaion, let them come

>>719092151
Stamina sparks

>>719103391
I wish Teio would rape me.

How many umas just don't have their seiyuus sing in the concerts? I feel like I got lied to

>>719097386
1200 stamina + two gold recoveries: you can afford to lose 20% of your stamina and still have enough. End closers will indeed be the meta this time, consider running multiple. I dont think the urara cheese will be enough to stop them. Straightaway spurt and taishin’s stronger version of that same ability (both end closer only) are the acceleration abilities to grab due to where they kick in on this track. As such, the previous abilities like Maru’s and Taiki’s are mostly useless here. Grab straightaway spurt, get your golshi up to max stamina, Swinging Maestro and two gold recoveries, and that’s your easy build. Mayano Top Gun has B in end closer, consider running her. Many people will be breeding Oguri to be an end closer. Highest her end closer rank goes to is B, but running style proficiency only affects WIT, so oguris will be willing to take a minor wit hit to run as end closer because it will be that strong on this map. Taishin will of course be a strong choice if you have her. I wouldnt worry about Urara. Use end closers or pace chasers with maxed stamina and strong heals to ensure you make it to the finish line. Front runners will have an even harder time if they dont do a crazy amount of prep and breeding. Late will struggle but Ace’s like Grass Wonder might get some lucky wins. Debuffers will be very strong, but only for the people who didnt max out their stamina, didnt bring enough healing abilities, or one of them didnt proc. Low guts can actually hurt you this race too (aim for 400+ instead of the usual 300+). This time you aim for max stamina and two golds, or 1050is stamina and three gold recoveries, which is harder to ensure. Cooldown and Breath of fresh air are better here because of there being more straightaways so not bad ones to run asides swinging maestro and hopefully whatever innate healing your uma has. Tachyon, Daiwa, Biwa etc will do well as pace if their innate gold recovery is unlocked and ready to go.

>>719103782
yes

>>719099215
Zenno Rob Roy is one of the most amazing horses in the cast but in the stories she seems pretty extra. People only meme her as a secret shortsack and that's it. You could do a compelling story about her to expand her character.

>>719100984
a cut for using the horse's name on promo material, merch and seiyuu events

>>719099856
The checkered pattern makes me desperately want her to be a 70s diner waitress uma even if it doesn’t fit

>>719095843
haha, look at the tiny little shit sniffer

>>719103824
I've been mainly /sp/posting these past years and this game is the only thing that got me to come back to vee

>>719104045
I think they all do? Just not for every song

>>719104059
Lastly this stage has many uphill sections. Strong power will help here but you MUST prioritize stamina before speed and power. End closers and pace chasers with what debuffers you wanna run. Only run front if you know what you’re doing and you MAX their stamina

Which umas have hairy umussies

>>719104045
Every single uma sings Umapyoi at least. The rest of the songs are a crapshoot

>>719104223
>Just not for every song
Yeah this is what I wanted to know since I discovered that Tachyon's seiyuu doesn't sing Tracen Ondo for some reason and it's Seeking the Pearl instead
https://youtu.be/uQy6w1U8R_0

>>719099215
Katsuragi Ace anime with all the boomer horses like Rudolf, CB and Maru

>>719097983
I don't like her but the more I learn about IRL Kitasan the more I like him.

>>719099215
Matti Katti Fakki Rakki

>>719104045
Apparently some or most gets added later which makes it fucking retarded that global didn't start with them in the first place. It took so many years to release global and we didn't get any qol changes just a pozzed translation of the first version of the game.

>>719103526
MAAHK KWEEN

>>719104495
They really fumbled Special Chud and Kitasan

>>719092882
>no point in entering
You get free shit even if you go 0-5 every time.

>>719097391
https://youtu.be/Udm6Q8vqQj0

>>719099215
Akebono! :3 The season will be all about making friends and sharing sweets! :D

>>719093515
>Thinking a deadbolt and chain will help when multiple umas are shown breaking into your home during their careers
Pretty sure Gold Ship even uses a chainsaw to get in

>>719104956
:-)

i bet kitasan would agree to have sex with me if i begged her to

>>719104956
>Everyone doubles their weight by the end of the season because of this giant fatass

>>719104312
Grass Wonder.

>>719104534
When I saw tannhauser not having her shoubufuku in the same way it was way back in JP I laughed. It's literally the same build but branched with EN translations.

>>719099392
Most of the intrigue in their story is the fact that they were both mares in a period where mares were all shitters, how would that even be translated here?

>>719104983
>Pretty sure Gold Ship even uses a chainsaw to get in
If I remember right she cut through a wall instead of the door too

I can't wait for this Taiki alt to come to Global

>>719104983
Gold Ship demolishes a wall in her ending, no one is safe

>>719104045
Everyone sings with their real voice in Make a Debut and Umapyoi but for the rest they only have the voices of the original singers.
Daiwa and Vodka don't sing in Brilliant Phantasia yet even though it's the triple tiara song. So they use the voice of either Air Groove, Kawakami Princess, Mejiro Dober, Nishino Flower or Sweep Tosho instead.

>>719105165
>Hamburger accessories
Do americans really?

>>719099392
based
Where's the anon who said that they'll be forever relegated to joke side characters.

>>719104514
She flat and more of a stick, anon

>>719105348
you're goddamn right we do

This is a lovely and comfy thread, but it needs more of best girl

>>719105348
Taiki is a walking stereotype and we love her for it.

>>719099807
>>719099603
>>719099507
>>719099442
Thanks, saving the tickets I get from Taurus Cup A league finale then.

>>719099392
Source?

>>719105438
She become like that a few months after being scouted by torena-san. I don't know what kind of training she's undergoing.

>>719104534
>>719105269
This is fucking stupid, were the japs really going to get upsetti if we got all QoL at once? What reason is there to not give it all at once? Not even the scenarios and umas, just the fixes

>>719105601
I'm glad she lost to Vega twice.

Umas for this feel?

>>719105601
5head

>>719105714
They will slowly add more voices.
https://youtu.be/Lt8auHmA3Sk

>>719105779
Eishin Flash

Shhhhh......Spe-Chan is sleeping

>>719093372
I spent 200 hours grinding horses and got fucked over.
It's like playing Slot Machine Boxing. I pull a lever, I get nothing. Other guy pulls a level, he gets to punch me 3 times. Just overall feels unsatisfying and like my time isn't respected.

>>719105885
>sneaks into her dorm room
>yanks tail

I'm sick of seeing so many fucking fatties and neichas clogging up my rosters

>Name is Vodka
>Doesn't actually drink

>>719106152
Glue them for 2000 SP total then.

>>719105816
Scarlet sounds like Scarlet, Vodka doesnt sound like herself though

>>719105613
I can't believe just how fucking massive she is. And Meisho Doto is supposed to be even bigger? Jesus

>>719105714
It's not as simple as dragging a folder from the JP files to the Global files because you'd simply end up breaking stuff on the way. The jukebox actually wasn't on JP at release and they already announced auto-training is coming sooner rather than later but this shit will take some time

Please.....spare me Nature-Sama....

vros how do green sparks work
im assuming it helps get the ultimates leveled up but aside from that im in the dark

>>719101842
Germany as well, to a lesser degree than UK and France

Anyone else hear that?

Post your gals

>>719103526
McQueen or Palmer

>>719104534
Im okay with getting the beta version first as it’s only up from here. Im sure they’re just rerunning it exactly as is to make sure things smooth saily

2 more hours until I get my ass whipped harder than saint boy

>>719087082 (OP)
Female browsers, contact me on Discord. Tag: j1bunw00

more so if you enjoy videogames, anime, and all artistiic and creatiive—whether it's loIi, Pokemon, Fate, Dragon Quest, Limbus Company, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem, /m/ series, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea or series like , Sonic, 3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou,and more.Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, and more

>>719106796
Hear what?

>>719106447
Nice to hear that at least

>>719105601
Sup bitch

>>719099215
King Halo would have a pretty compelling story

>>719087082 (OP)
Let's see.

>SCHWOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGG

UH OH...

>SCHWOOOOOOOOOOO-KERPOW!!!!!!!

DAHH!!!!!! WHAT THE FAAAAAACK!!!!!?????

>>719105714
Compatibility issues, if they insert crap into old versions of the game it would likely break things. If they give us the new version of the game they’d have to gut parts of the game that arent going to release for months/years, which would also likely break the game. This also would have delayed the global rollout even longer. Getting it out ASAP makes sense when we’re already four years behind and have a ton of catching up to do. Just be patient, most things people are complaining about will be fixed in time

>>719107018
>girls
>on the misogyny board
lol
lmao even

>>719107087
hear what

>>719107018
tachyon would defnitely try to groom people on discord

Gold Ship is a high quality uma

>>719106734
Do Germans really care about horse racing tho?
All I could find when I looked were shitty streams by betting sites, and the races took place in some bumfuck villages in the boonies. You'd expect the public broadcasters to stream this shit, but that would mean they'd actually do something with their money.

>>719105996
Stay Gold, no

>>719107192
>umas are getting ear removal surgery due to low self esteem issues
You hate to see it.

>>719107206
Yeah, they don't really care too much. Not like UK/France

Also, St Leger Stakes in a couple of weeks. Hope we are able to tune in and watch one of the oldest and most historic G1 races in the world

>>719106824
I'm completely bricked, my last run was a test one and now I'm locked with 3 umas that are not gonna place top 5 because I didn't know the game would force me to use them in the finals

>>719107518
I hope I get matched against you then.

>>719107192
Mundane Week..

>>719107518
It’s too late to be building umas for this CM. Start preparing for the long CM

>>719107489
Sounds cool, though I've noticed that with CM and recent janny endeavors it kind of killed watchalongs lately

>Horseracing culture is really only among Anglos, French, Arabs, and somehow Japs
strangely narrow selection

>>719107767
It doesn't help we have to be stealthy with the threads, yesterday I couldn't even find the one until it was already 400 posts deep. At least we are still super active.

>>719107810
Oh and Ireland and Argentina...

>>719107986
Umaposting is witposting. Unfortunately many get witchecked.

>>719107810
Well other countries just prefer other animals, like Spain with the bulls, I'm guessing Eastern Europe is too poor for that and I don't know what the Italians or Swiss are doing.

>>719092471
>the guidelines says that you shouldn't draw porn
>the retarded spic bitch can't read and decides to draw porn anyway
>gets striked
>woow how could this happen to me
lmao fuck bandwagoners

>>719108296
Then how come I see uma porn regardless?

>2 hours
WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>719107986
>yesterday I couldn't even find the one until it was already 400 posts deep
This is what I think will end up killing the threads + thread makers getting banned and just people losing interest of course

>>719108378
Generated Porn != drawn porn

>>719108524
It's not AI slop though

>>719108495
The solution is so simple, just gotta put Uma somewhere on the filename so they're easier to find. When the janny isn't around we are always the fastest thread on /v/.

>>719107810
There may be other types of horse races in other countries. Some anon was posting images of harness racing some days ago. It's been very popular here in Finland in the past and I think it's there are still hold a lot of races and draw audience. Other types of horsing is very popular, too, especially in the more rural towns. Apparently they tried to bring galloping races back here during the '50s or something but it didn't work out.

>>719108401
STOP FREAKING OUT MATIKANEFUG, YOU'RE MY ACE

>>719087082 (OP)
she tanks that

>>719108296
>>719108524
Are you retarded?

>I either get A speed S stamina or S speed and A stamina but never both S and certainly never SS for both
It’s so over for me next CM

>>719108378
jpGODS are better artists and get a pass

>>719092471
MAqueeny did THAT with her trainer??

>>719108828
Get SS+ Stamina and B+ speed and you'll win against shitters, you'll make it to finals B

>>719108401
>No sound
repost it

>>719102646
>Gold Ship
>Train
LMAO

He's a based retard of incredible lineage who won for free whenever he felt like it.

Just cracked by first A+.
Proud of that one.

>>719109242
longer

>>719109283
>Oguri
Sovlless

>>719109393
Best girl and mai waifu.
Fite me.

>>719109283
Staminalet, but would be very strong in your Mile team trials.

>>719108401
I bet she makes a similar expression when you accidentally put it in her ass

>>719109464
Well, she's for dirt mile team trials, so she's perfect for that.

>>719109363
Now that’s the stuff

>>719109532
Oh hell yeah. All you’re missing is the dirt S/mile S but you’ll probably win most of them anyhow

>no Steeplechasing Umas
Soulless

I want Gold Ship to grind my cock to dust.

>>719109363
>She's terrible at horror games
https://youtu.be/Pwwfjk5UrbE?si=EN6a6cl5mYlppN9m&t=120

so how does the finals work? if you win that single race you get the 1st place price? does that mean 1 out of 3 people will have the cool champion title? wouldn't that make it less impressive?

>>719106824
The one and only HERO

>>719109631
>All you’re missing is the dirt S/mile
One parent was 8* in dirt.

>>719093515
>We learned that the hard way last time.
W-What happened last time...?

>>719097983
yeah, her design is really cute. I'll probably pull for her when she becomes available as a scout

>>719109774
She's gonna use the industrial sander for that.

>>719109996
Tazuna got pregnant and had to drop out of racing.

>>719109996
The great pelvis shattering

>>719092539
>from posting artwork
What does this even mean? Copyright shit? General ban on "posting artwork"?

>>719109924
It was fucked up enough for JP to eventually change it so 2nd and 3rd place get titles one and two steps below the top spot but its gonna suck for however many CMs global has to go through before we get to that point

How would sex with curren chan be like?

>>719087082 (OP)
>no hooves

>>719091727
>even this is AIslop

>>719110286
she liked humans a lot so probably pretty good

>>719110286
There is a great doujin with Curren and Vivlos that shows just that

>>719109974
That’s gotta sting, but hey that’s a great Uma regardless. An extra 5% speed/acceleration is nice but she’ll do fine with that insane power already

>>719098447
>>719098125
It's so funny how the actual horse is a 1000 times more interesting than the anime and game version

Would Matt make a good wife?

>>719110997
Of course, she is my wife after all

>>719103751
Build for BBQ

>>719110997
If you can deal with her peculiar antics, why not?

>>719103642
You dont make it past summer since stats > skills

>>719096530
honestly if CM really is the only endgame the game got I may as well quit too and just jerk to the girls. The silly haha funny events can only keep my attention this long

>>719111185
There are cards that give race bonus, but the strongest ones havent been added yet. This is useful for one of the race heavy scenarios

>>719110206
Banned from uploading artwork. Reasoning was "harmful content"

>>719111249
She's american alright

>>719110997
Based on her story(s), pretty great and by the end she's not a one trick pony.

>>719111210
If you dont care for CMs then just enter the open league with your B rank umas and take your participation prize. There are plenty more story scenarios being added in the future, along with other events and side stories, with obviously tons more characters and cards to be added. CM is not the end game, it’s completely optional and winners dont even get THAT good of rewards. If you dont want to sweat for it, dont. Just enjoy the game how you were enjoying it before and wait for new content to be added. You can always come back later when they add new stuff and QOL changes

>>719110997
I feel like she'd be the kind of wife who needs a lot of reassurance, because her weird fortunes sometimes tell her your marriage is doomed and that you're going to leave her. She’d probably shower you and your kid in good luck charms to keep you safe, too.

>Thread is still up
Umazing

>>719092581
>many people
that’s a huge exagerration. Some people had a reality check that they werent ready for it, but to quit the game over a side mode that gives you free rewards win or lose? Dont enter graded league if you’re gonna crash out over it lol. Stay in class B if you know you cant hang in A. It’s free rewards, auto select and call it a day.

The only reason things have slowed down around here is because jannies are deleting threads before they can get off the ground, so threads now have to be disguised. Many got tired of having discussion shut down and left, but clearly a lot of people still have an interest to post about this game on /v/.

>>719111210
>Taking CM seriously
They're fun to build for but who actually cares about winning them? You're not gonna beat a mega-autist who bioengineered his horse or a whale, im in group A finals and I'll be happy to take my 3rd place trophy and go my merry way

>>719105885
rape

>>719096061
/ck/

>>719104534
Does this mean we get the sex version of Amazon instead of the retarded censored outfit?

>>719111718
begone

>>719104534
>pozzed translation
Motherfuckers took away breast sizes.

>>719112061
why are there so few brown umas in this game?

>>719112075
Dovahkiin? Nooo!

So the final match is gonna be predetermined, there's no point in waiting till later in the day?

>1 hour
She's coming....

>still an hour out
Man just give me my 3rd place goodies I'm tired of waiting.

>>719112061
The model they're going to use is already in the game

>>719112286
is it that one? I've only ever seen her ingame in the school outfit or the swimsuit

>>719112131
It’s not like they changed the breasts themselves thoughbeit. Those who care to learn the canonical breast sizes can easily do so, not that I think it’s good to remove that sort of deal. Unnecessary, but Ive seen way worse in the way of censorship.

Fire Emblem Engage for example turned all the romantic endings into platonic friendships and removed any aspect of love. Everyone was “just friends”. Why? Some of the fictional characters were 16 instead of 18

>>719101763
That's the uma-musume El Condor no pasa.

Would you?

>>719112196
No point in waiting. Theyve been in the matching period for 12 hours. When it goes live, just watch as it’s already been decided

>>719112343
You can see and race against her if you play Mayano/probably Brian. I'm pretty confident it's not the beta design

>>719112447
why does every artist and slopper depict her as some hypersexual nympho? she's pretty wholesome and cute in game

>>719111792
>jannies are deleting threads before they can get off the ground, so threads now have to be disguised. Many got tired of having discussion shut down and left
I hate this we could by far have some of the best threads on here and there is always one schizo ruining it. He's certainly achieving his objective

>>719112498
That guy is coping. Everything we’re getting is exactly the same as the japanese version minus the translation. They’re not changing any of the in-game models or even features, it will be rolled out identically.

>>719112447
Are you asking if I would have sex with Satono Diamond? If that is what you're asking then yes, I would have sex with Satono Diamond.

>try out CM when it first came out
>Getting absolute destroyed
>Train up a golshi following a guide (none of them MLB, only lvl 30 kitasan with a borrowed maxed creek)
>A in speed and B Stam
>Win almost every run
I kneel. The power of Golshi...

Are there any ways to guarantee URA finale sparks? Or at least make them more likely

>>719112682
Nothing pisses me off more than mods playing favorites. God forbid we talk about some actual video games for fucking once.

>>719112865
>guarantee
>in a gambling game

>>719112865
>Or at least make them more likely
Yeah win the URA Finals.

>>719112682
Some people REALLY hate it when people have fun over things they dont like. These wannabe jannies trying to police the board dont even play games. They just want to flex whatever power they have which is spamming reports to bring down “reoccuring threads” because reasons. Jannies have gone full retard by listening to these types. Instead of deleting threads that are off topic, they choose to go after video game threads on the video game board because some randall ass nigger wants to try and dictate what games people can and cant talk about. Some of these people, mostly younger, unironically think /v/ should be the new /b/. A lot of them are also reddit tourists who treat 4chan like its a vacation for them to blow off steam and make horrendous posts.
>dude you actually want to have a DISCUSSION? bro I know you’re gonna hate me if I say this but we all use reddit for that
FUCK OFF BACK TO PLEBBIT THEN NIGGERS

>>719112682
It is insane because I genuinely actually want to discuss vidya gameplay. It's not even a matter of funposting or porn, I sincerely want to talk about actual gameplay mechanics to improve my legacy characters and runs.

>>719112527
Marvelous Sunday SR

>>719110997
>>719111618
>I don't need to know my today.
>that because I'm with you
Little stuff like this make it all worth it

>>719113480
Love that one too, cute voice.

>>719112850
>following a guide
Which guide

>>719113235
Talking about video games on the video game board?? Someone dial 911 because this anon has lost his gyatt damn MIND!

>>719112990
YOUR MOM gambled when she brought you into the world King GAYlo

>>719113480
MAABERASU

>>719113887
and she won big

30 MINUTES

>Bakushin on the jukebox again
It’s a great tune dont get me wrong…but does EVERYONE need to request it one after another?

Bozo group finalists how we feelin

>>719106824
Why did they make the finals have this long wait leading up to it?

>>719113075
I dont know what it is but the horse game is causing a crazy amount of autists to sperg out for some reason. Had some tranny in a discord server Im in having a meltdown and unfriending everyone from there before leaving because we dared to discuss a videogame.
Saw the exact same thing in dozens of other places as well.

>>719113901
Why does she has giant tits

>>719112682
Euro hours are the best
>Jannies are asleep so threads are safe
>Very active
>Helpful
>Good shitposting and bantz
>Interesting discussion

>30 minutes to the CM Finals
SHOW ME YOUR WARHORSE FACE

>>719114197
Feeling like Bronze Queen Nice Nature if you feel me

>>719114239
They're MARVELOUS

>>719114197
Im just happy to be here at all, everything considered

>>719114253
Oguri Cap WILL FALL

>>719114389
same breh
i am going to get assblasted by whatever decent goldship didnt make it to the A finals

>>719114197
3 aces, balls to the wall.

So does that mean everybody who made it to the finals already has a guaranteed 3rd place trophy? the groups are only three trainers

>>719113887
How can she be gay when she has muscle freak daughter?

>>719114462
You MUST win Spechud

>>719114197
Feel like I'll get double Nature'd AGAIN

>>719114513
Yes. By making it to the finals, you won. Enjoy the race, maybe you’ll get a lucky first

This 8 hour shoe cooldown is bullshit, I tell you what

She took me to A finals but I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be here.

>>719090731
based retard

>>719114695
i love this shit

Are white sparks really that important for parents? Is a 3* stamina 3* long 3* unique with no whites enough to start a lineage?

>>719114562
Why is Tama constantly bullied like this?

>>719114804
This is what enough Ura Finales can do for you.

What do you think they're doing right now?

>>719114843
Umalets deserve it.

>>719114804
shit thats better than my starting point
i just got a neicha with 3* stam earlier and thats literally all she has xd
1* pchaser
and 2 white 1*

>>719114843
Micropenis

>>719114881
Say that again without crying, Akitsu Teio

>>719114804
If they're sparks for specific races, they give you extra stats (even though some of them are shit like Guts) on top of maybe giving you a Racecourse/Season skill. Otherwise they're extra skill hints that may or may not benefit you to inherit, which you could pick up during a run depending on your support card hints. That specific legacy is plenty good

Yeah I think 1200 speed 1200 stamina is impossible. Im using MLB SRs and struggle to get max stamina and S speed. Usually can only afford two recoveries bc encroaching shadow isnt cheap. Is Gemini actually impossible?

>>719114843
I blame super creek

>>719114880
Waiting what else?
I didn’t care enough to prepare so i just entered with the random Bs I had. I already had an Evil Natie because i thought it was a funny meme from twitter

>>719115118
Just gotta get lucky with fully stacked rainbow trainings 10 times or so, in addition to gold inspiration events triggering all your 3* URA final white sparks

>15
ITS OVER WE ARE GLUE

>>719115195
If you didn't have to face too many oguri faggots then I might consider going open next CM

Reminder you NEED straightaway spurt for Gemini cup

>>719115306
No i don't remember facing that many oguris. Lots of golshis tho

>try to start training a high stam teio for gemini
>get boxed in maiden race and finish 3rd
>acupuncture bitch comes to put the run out of its misery
thanks

>>719115498
You knew the risks

>>719115498
Did you glue her?

>>719114998
Is there any ACTUAL evidence of the micropenis?

>>719115498
For some reason, I only have two A+ rank umas and one of them was a McQueen that lost her debut race.

argh so nervous it's too much

>>719115250
Winning the lottery must be easier than getting everything you just said