Thread 719057183

ITT: games DESPERATE for a remake

Desperate. Your turn.

>>719057183 (OP)
>epstein files sidequest

I bet modern devs are salivating at the thought of making this game less chuddy.

OP is desperate for a suicide

>>719057475
>ever wonder why big car companies pay 2% tax while the guys on the assembly line pay 40?
if anything it's an extremist manifesto in general. they packed it full of commie and chuddy ideas alike

>>719057773
>implying commies are the only people with critiques of capitalism
classic rightoid moment

>>719057183 (OP)
if you want deus ex to function like a modern stealth game with streamlined pacifist knock out gameplay then gmdx pretty much fills that need.

>>719057876
>critiques of capitalism
nta but he seems to have you pegged

>>719057889
I was just about to recommend this. GMDX is pretty sweet. I'm having a rough time using a rifle build though since ammo seems to be more scarce with it than in vanilla, but being able to mantle and having more options to knock out enemies (like rubber bullets) is great.

I also appreciate computers/hacking not needing a single skill investment to solve the game.

>>719058094
I really recommend the new Augmented Edition. It's even better.

>>719058126
I'll give it a shot a week after I finish this playthrough, then. I'm always hesitant to take continuation mods after the original creator has moved on, no matter how many reassurances from the parties involved that the OG "gave their blessing".

>>719058079
nah

>>719057889
With problem with zoomers who play DX is that they go into it thinking its a stealth game cause they only know about HR and MD when in reality its only a stealth game until the paul house break in. Its why im convinced Synthetic Man barely played the game

>>719058623
I agree. If you haven't given up on stealth between the MJ12 facility and saving Paul, then there has to be something fundamentally wrong with you as a person. I lost respect for someone who's opinions I usually value when he was shocked to discover Paul isn't scripted to die in DX because that person always fled out the window "all sneaky like".

>>719057183 (OP)
No. Play like a man not like a tranny

>>719057283
sadly that's one aspect the game ignored entirely, jews and their fondness for child mutilation, rape and murder

>>719058802
>>719058623
This is basically almost every immersive sim. The first parts are always the best cause you have to think and play smart or at least thats how they are designed when really the opening of every im sim is just you playing stealth so you can stock up on supplies so by the halfway point you can just play the rest of the game as a shooter cause by then youll have plenty of resources to not worry about it

>>719058983
>game all about conspiracies
>everything from corporations too greedy to whacky alien shit is included
>yet the only explicit mention of jews is in reference to muh holocaust
>the 'producer' and 'project director' is a jew
What a coincidence.

>>719057183 (OP)
I just need that one guy to finish his vr port of it and I'll be happy

>>719057183 (OP)
Games do not EVER "need" a "remake".

>>719059208
did you miss the rothschild mentions???

>>719059678
Did you miss the word 'explicit' in my post?
Also they were just lumped in with other Illuminati members as if they're all the same.

>>719059678
Naming the Rothschilds is "safe antisemitism".

>>719057889
I want the original Deus Ex to function (and look) like Mankind Divided. I literally just want to play MD but with the original story, levels, and characters.

>>719058802
Every single part of every single game must be stealthed. This is not up for discussion. If this isn't possible, the game is bad.

>>719057183 (OP)
i hope they never remake it
early 2000s was the peak for this kind of stuff
transcending biology nowadays is exclusively relegated to tranny shit and all of the original themes would be compromised into something gay

>>719059259
Wrong.

>>719057183 (OP)
DX does not need one
and OP is a fag for thinking it does

JC Denton
3 years old
no judgment
no residence
no imagination
no....

>>719057250
Desperate.

>>719057283
Since a bunch of conspiracy theories keep getting proven like every year since 2019 what could you even write for a new proper Deus Ex that wouldn’t be aged by the time the game launches

>>719059849
All Americans are child rapists since Trump was involved with Epstein.

>>719061285
to truly accomplish things properly you'd need to have a team dedicated to filtering the predictions of a squadron of chuds and thats economically verboten
it be awesome but its more conveniant and profitable for societal woes to be minmaxed in the struggle of gay niggas and jews
just look at legacy media

>>719057183 (OP)
>desperate
Why? all of the charm will disappear. Deus Ex is a game trapped in a time capsule and it should stay that way. If you want a different experience then GMDX is something that will change the gameplay up enough is that's what you want.

What we need is the next Jensen game, not a fucking remake. And the next Jensen game was refused to be made at a sales pitch reported in the news this year. So until we have the next game established then we shouldn't even be discussing a remake. I want new games, not something I've played so many times before.

>>719058802
>. If you haven't given up on stealth between the MJ12 facility and saving Paul, then there has to be something fundamentally wrong with you as a person.
gf just played stealth because batoning everybody was "fun"
> I lost respect for someone who's opinions I usually value when he was shocked to discover Paul isn't scripted to die in DX because that person always fled out the window "all sneaky like".
she just gassed the swarming unatco agents
Can't see her if your eyes are full of tears "stealth".
>yes she also let paul kill all of them while they were crying their eyes out
>women, letting the man do everything
>"I'm helping"

>>719062529
>she just gassed the swarming unatco agents
sounds like a keeper
What did she think of the dragon's tooth?

JUST LET ME SIDE WITH UNATCO SO I CAN BE WITH MY WIFE ANNA NAVARRE

>>719059208
pretty much

>>719059678
only mentions them as capitalist monopoly on business, banking and trade. doesn't mention why nobody stops them.
also doesn't mention them as jew

>>719060853
exactly. mentioning them is saying, oh those bank tycoons? I've heard of them sure.

>>719064098
Laputan Machine.

>>719064290
sorry gunther but there is a new stud in the barn

>>719061741
jensen is boring as a character, only good thing about him is the augmentations and weapons. the dentons were edgy for clone bros.

>>719060862
>I literally just want to play MD but with the original story, levels, and characters.
I just realized zoomers are not even real people. The chamber of guff is empty and so they are born without souls.

>>719064547
cry me a river, nigger

>>719064420
Futa, huh?
Flatlander Woman.

>>719062586
We have lockpicks at home
she used combat strength and low tech weapon skills

>>719059208
Not all jews run the world, that's retarded.
Even the ones that happen to have early life sections are clearly just covering for satanism or some other dark occult like shit 90% of the time.

>>719057183 (OP)
So true, Deus Ex's dialogue is outdated

>Simons: Mmm. I know you're not underestimating the problem; idiot white rednecks will always vote against their own economic self-interest.

>Leo Gold: Number one: In 1945 50% of government spending went to social services. Now it's 5%. Number two: In 1970 90 percent of Americans could afford to get degrees in sociology; now it's two percent. It's called "trickle down economics". Strengthen white-run corporations, weaken oppressed and marginalized groups. With tax cuts, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

>Sandra Renton: She's my GIRLFRIEND. GOD.
>Gilbert Renton: I don't want some dyke spic dating my daughter. How'd you get mixed up with someone like that in the first place?
>JC Denton: What's the trouble?
>Gilbert: None of your business.
>Sandra: My dad's a bigot. Can you help me out? I could really use a gun for protection.
>JC: You can have my pistol.
>Sandra: *shoots Gilbert*
>JC: If only the NRA didn't mandate civilian gun ownership. What a shame.

>Isaac: China is the last fascist country in the world. Authoritarian but willing -- unlike U.N.-governed countries -- to oppress its Tibetian and Uyghur minorities.

>Kristi: I don't care what they call themselves. I have seen it since I was a girl, the plotting and scheming of conservatives to make France into one big ethnostate with no foreign food.

>>719066575
>it's not a parasitic race of people taking advantage of others for their natural in-group interest, that's retarded!
>they're just a small part of a satanic cabal that all work together because... Satan!

>>719067102
If you think every single jew in the world is a member of the elite class Epstein gang, then you're beyond reasoning with. There's normal jews and then there's wealthy ones, and the wealthy ones act nothing like the normal ones.

>>719066575
insinuating jews and satanists are different... lol

>>719067327
Which is also true to every single race in the world

>>719067327
differentiates normal jew vs evil jew but says wrong think of lumping jews together. hilarious

>>719067327
i don't look foward to the horshoe point where anitcaptialism grabs hands with antisemitism
it'll all be very retarded and dissolve the middle class, but that shits gonna happen some day

>>719067327
The 'normal' jew, to the extent he even exists, is irrelevant because they never break racial solidarity and do anything to stop the 'bad ones'. Even the ones who do things like join pro-Palestine movements just do so to gatekeep antisemitism and divert the effort into something ineffectual (BLM, gay shit, protests that cause the maximum amount of annoyance to the general public but not anyone in power, etc).

>>719067327
>If you think every single black in the world is a member of the lower class crime gang, then you're beyond reasoning with. There's normal blacks and then there's wealthy ones, and the wealthy ones act nothing like the normal ones.

>>719067598
>and do anything to stop the 'bad ones'
Hardly exclusive to Jews.

>>719067327
Not every black is a nigger but if regular blacks still defend niggers acting like niggers because it benefits them they are niggers by proxy. Here run of the mill jews let the omegakikes run rampant because they think when push gets to shove Israel and the omegakikes will protect them and nepotism gets them ahead. If they don't do anything they still benefit from it, if they denounce the omegakikes but do nothing it's just hypocrisy and most of the time they encourage it.

>>719058126
How do the aug changes feel? Are they good or bad? How do they compare to the base game and how do they compare to GMDX?

>>719067585
Automation is dissolving the middle class, anyway.

>>719067598
>Even the ones who do things like join pro-Palestine movements just do so to gatekeep antisemitism and divert the effort into something ineffectual (BLM, gay shit, protests that cause the maximum amount of annoyance to the general public but not anyone in power, etc).

Subversion and trickery are the most-highly prized values/traits in Jewish culture.

>>719064547
I'm 34.

>>719057183 (OP)
A remake will never be able to capture the atmosphere of the OG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIE6Pb_MFE

>>719062078
I very much enjoyed the System Shock 1 Remake. Nightdive is the exception though.

>>719064098
There's remarkably little art of her out there.

What time of the year is Deus Ex better played in?

>>719074286
That's a trick question. It's best played every day

>>719074286
Every time of year.

I did once replay DX at the height of the pandemic somewhere in 2020 and the game hit me like a truck. When I got to the NY level when there's a curfew and you're shot on sight I just looked at the screen for a while. Hell of a memorable playthrough.

I WANTED ORANGE
IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME

>>719074391
>Every time of year.
fair point but I do think the new DX games have sort of a fall vibe to them

>>719057183 (OP)
I'm glad this game is remake proof.

>>719058623
post paul, the game holds up nice as a stealth game anyway, but id rather go into more deadly explosive 'stealth'

>>719074604
>remake proof.
elaborate

>>719074705
>more deadly explosive 'stealth'
If a GEP rocket clears out a room and there's nobody alive to hear the explosion, did it really make a sound?

Can someone tell me what the obsession with remakes and remasters is all about? Are zoomers just physically incapable of playing old games?

>>719062529
Exceptionally shit? Remake is Unreal engine onions with dumbed down movement mechanic, among other things. Their so-called remasters are low effort at best - the recent SS2 re-release is riddled with bugs and plays worse than the original with NewDark, and I still remember Fresh Supply, so bad it's unplayable to this day compared to NBlood and BloodGDX.

>>719075975
they're clunky

>>719075975
>Are zoomers just physically incapable of playing old games?
They won't play an old game unless some influencer faggot makes a video on it.

>>719075975
because the game after hells kitchen 2 stops being an rpg and becomes half life with stats

>>719060862
kys retard

>>719057183 (OP)
Kill yourself, zoomer. But play Deus Ex first.

>>719075975
It's the zoomer instinct to be as broke as possible at all times. Zoomers also naturally shit on anything that came before they did to delusionally prop up the time their life occupies.
Therefore, remake culture.

>>719061517
I dunno, Jews seem to be struggling pretty hard these days, and they make some great games. (TLoU2 excluded.)

>>719061741
>What we need is the next Jensen game, not a fucking remake
1000% this.

>>719057475
it's not even that "chuddy" it's a wacky tongue in cheek sci-fi thriller that also manages to take itself seriously while still having fun with it. the only reason "chuds" like it is because it's anti-corporation in a way that they can jive with. they think it says
>jews bad
but what it really says is
>fuck oligarchy, fuck corporatism
which they all but associate with jews being bad.

at any rate, it DOES NOT need a remake, and OP is an immense fag with his lazy bait.

>>719058983
>>719059208
The game is about true conspiracies, not schizo ones.

ue5 renderer (surreal98) + modern gameplay mods such as gmdx and you're good to go, there's no need for a full remake, regardless the ip is dead for embracer group so either they sell it to someone else or it's over

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3043880/Surreal_98/

>>719061160
>No Facebook account
>No Instagram account
>No X account
>No Reddit account
>Never used Snapchat
>JC Denton, you are a ghost
>>719074286
Summer because it barely heats up your computer, it also loads instantly, even the main menu is up as soon as the program starts, no useless parade of logos and this is one thing that would be lost by a remake. Artistically, it just catapults you directly in the game it's so cool.