Thread 719067917

What is the ideal female armor in video games?

>>719067917 (OP)
Mimic armor

JK uniforms!

>>719068207
Imagine she does this to the semen in your balls.

Simple bikini armor. Maybe my brain is wired in some autistic way, but overdesigned "sexy armor" looks unappealing to me.

>>719067917 (OP)
whatever arouses me
but preferably something that shows off or teases the ass

>>719068207
wtf is this real

>>719068889
She would use something else for that.
>>719069291
Perchance.

>>719069312
Is this ntr?

>>719069551
No, but this could be if you are into that gay zoomer garbage.

>>719067917 (OP)
The armor that enables categorically different gameplay to their exclusive benefit. Some girl in plate armor is as absurd as some guy in a bikini with maxed out speechcraft and telepathy.

>>719069651
An apron?

>>719069673
allows for lower aggro while still having pockets for knives, yes

>>719069608
Why are the japanese like this?

>>719069859
Teens are horny everywhere, this isn't really a Japanese thing.

>>719070026
This seems to be a specifically japanese thing
i know there are some girls that bully the nerds and outcasts in their schools into eating their pussy in the school bathroom stalls but still

>>719070291
Sounds like a fun time for all parties involved.

>>719070291
those are from a vine meme from a century ago
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39y748

>>719067917 (OP)
Leotard
Pauldrons
Cape

>>719070641
oh

>>719070345
2nd one spreads her legs
This girl is experienced

>>719070758
She also has a better arch. Wife material.

>>719070291
they are nation of perverts, its just that simple

>>719068207
Why are Jap JKs so much more superior to their same aged counterpart in the west?

>>719070841
uniforms and long hair
>superior
eh

>>719070841
I think it just depends on your preference, hot bitches do be hot everywhere in the world.
Personally, I like long straight black hair.

>>719067917 (OP)
Something that looks feminine but can actually protect you or hell at least your vitals.

>>719071072
>high heels
pic unrelated?

>>719071116
pic related if you can read

>>719071170
pic only related if you are retarded

>>719067917 (OP)
None. Women are not warriors. They should be in the home caring for children while the men are working and fighting.

>>719071217
are you ok or do you need to see a doctor

oh damn

>>719071284
yes, no, fuck off retard

>>719071314
why am I the retard when you can't even read

>>719071407
what about fuck off you don't understand you retard?

>>719071463
Hey hey language kiddo that's strike two with you
A third and it's time out

>>719071514
>t. illiterate retard
could you kindly fuck off?

>>719071546
Strike three! Go sit in timeout for 15 minutes!

>>719071616
nah you wannabe janny

>>719071645
Then I punish you to continually return each time I (You) you.

>>719067917 (OP)
one that makes her looks like hot stripper

>>719067917 (OP)
I like historically accurate female "armor".

>>719067917 (OP)
CHOOSE

1. Basic metal bikini. Like a trip to the beach but shiny.

2. A modest pair of baggy pants paired with an extremely tiny or open top that can not consistently contain the huge tits beneath worn by a girl who fights with a lot of wild swinging upper body movements.

3. A modest top half of an outfit that leads to the shortest skirt or dress you've ever seen worn by a girl who kicks and flips a lot.

4. Full body plate. The insides are filled with tentacles.

5. An outfit more consistently modest than the first three but with with carefully placed cut outs on the side so you KNOW there is no underwear underneath

6. Fully nude except for simple tribal jewelry and body paint

7. Fully decent and modest dress but it's made with illusion magic so all physical contact is skin to skin.

>>719071219
Sad that this based sentiment has become a rarity.

>>719067917 (OP)
No armor at all

>>719072104
I'm not choosing this is now my fullmrpg party.

Although I'm pisssd you stopped at seven because I prefer even number party sizes.

>>719071072
this but bottomless

>>719071219
>while the men are working
Women have always worked

The idea that women of the past lived like vegetables doing nothing but spawning children is a feminist invention

>>719072104
A peasant dress, peasant cowl, apron, no shoes and an enchanted foot shackle that releases an agonizing magic shock trugh her entire body every time the female tries to be a "warrior" and fight or leave her settlement.

>>719072278
They should primarily be homemakers, if they can make money doing things appropriate for a woman like teaching or cooking that's fine. But neither of those things should take time away from her own family.

>>719072253
8. Girl wearing nothing but a really really long scarf enchanted to constantly move to hide her naughty bits from everyone currently looking at her.

>all the webms have gone
Damn.

>>719072332
9. Fur

10. Real, actual functional foot soldier/adventurers armor but it's about five sizes to big from the small little girl wearing it.

I just fully forgotten what this thread was even about and just want to say every kind of female outfit design that pops into my head.

Girl who's fancy gothic dress is actually millions of living spiders crawling on her and clingto each other.

Girl who's you don't actually know what she's wearing because her four body guards are always surrounding her absurdly closely

>>719072412
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/719067917/#719068207
You could always just use the archive.

There should be a team up of a girl in bikini armor that only covers her tits and pussy and a girl who wears absurd reverse bikini armor that covers everything except her tits and pussy.

>>719067917 (OP)
Living armor with a skin tight cordation and bone plate that can produce a myriad of weapons while the organism milks the tits for sustenance and constantly ejaculates into the uterus.

>>719072908
yes

Snake thong.

>>719072815
Perusing through all the deleted posts really gave me a newfound respect for janny. Who the fuck is spamming so much gay shit, interracial cuck porn and scat? Israelis?

>>719072278
Yup. Industrialization was a disaster. Before then both husband and wife worked and they worked in or near the home. Then men were sent far away to factories taking the man out of the home. Then technology took away womens' work making them lazy worthless hogs whose only responsibility was having and raising children which they then outsourced to nannies and the state. Now both husband and wife work outside of the home and the kids are raised by someone else.

>>719073719
>and the kids are raised by someone else
The entertainment industry and youtube videos.

>>719073719
holy midwit

>>719073616
The only time nigshit disappeared from /gif/ was during the Gaza attacks.
JIDF posts both demoralization and anti-semitic stuff, one for obvious reasons and the other to radicalize them out of mainstream politics, "it's all jews, why should I vote," lol

>>719073465
queen's blade really is the ideal
add crotch hugger parasites to the list

>>719067917 (OP)
Armor?

>>719073719

I'm just amazed at how historically accurate almost everything in this comment actually is. Stay in school kiddo!

>>719071072
You know she never actually fought right

>>719074272
Oh of course not. She has much better uses.
Still, if you were going to get struck with a club or sword which of these would you rather wear?
That is the main point, bikini armors do nothing to protect you. You'd need to add in-universe explanations like enchantments and magic to make it "reasonable".

>>719074040
>The only time nigshit disappeared from /gif/ was during the Gaza attacks.
Yeah when all of Iran's shills were busy

>>719074480
First time I've read Iran being mentioned, damn, did they update your script, Sgt. Mordicai or is this just Crazy Ivan spinning tall tales???

>>719074261
People these days know what's up. The days of boomers cheering for the destruction of European civilization are coming to an end.

>>719074560
whats her channel?

>>719074624
Gotta get the goyim riled up to fight their wars somehow.

>>719073719
Preach. Industrialization didn't just nuke the family-it reshaped it into this sterile, state-approved pod life. Dad's a wage slave, mom's either doped on SSRIs or climbing the corporate ladder trying to LARP as a man, and the kids get mindjacked by TikTok and groomer curriculums. We traded generational households filled with purpose for open floor plans and daycare drop-offs. Progress, they say.

>>719073616
It's either JIDF or Jeets

>>719067917 (OP)
no armor

they shouldn't be in danger ideally

>>719074870
All of this tanked birthrates and of course the solution to that is mass importation of 3rd worlders. It's almost like all of this was by design to replace the advanced races of the world with a brown global slave class.

>>719067917 (OP)
It depends.
petite and dainty? no armor
average sized? knigga mode
amazon? as revealing as possible

>>719074210
This, Berserker women painted in blue woad and high on shrooms, is the only armor they need.

>>719067917 (OP)
A bikini made of smaller, weaker females.

>>719070662
Basted

>>719070662
Yes

>>719070662
>>719070861

>>719067917 (OP)
Full helmet.
I don't care about the rest.

>>719067917 (OP)
None. I don't want to see women as combatants.

The best defense is offense. Give her an eye-blasting candy runway model costume and a hangun.

>>719070291
That's how girls act in all nations, even muslim ones.

Full plate

>>719067917 (OP)
Skintight suits.

>>719074685
>>719074624
>O-OY VEY, IF YOU DONT LIKE NIGGERS EVERYWHERE YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT THEIR WARS
So this is is what you are holding onto.

Whatever this is.

>>719079119
who cares about your opinion, old man?

>>719069651
Yet every female knight in chivalric romances wears full plate armour

>>719071219
>>719072280
>>719072331
>>719072146
>Fr Fr I’m a tradcath no cap on god deadass

i really wish you niggers would take your gay ass ramblings to another thread

>>719085668
It's all fantasy anyway
Even Jeanne D'Arc never actually fought in battle

>>719067917 (OP)
Bodystocking and high heels
Nothing else

game's pretty meh, howbeit

>>719067917 (OP)
Evil demon lady style armor that’s basically just a few dabs of body paint, a thong and some shoulder guards

>>719067917 (OP)
>What is the ideal female armor in video games?
This one though...

>>719091292
Oh cool

>>719094796
fuck off, women in uniform are plenty cute

>>719094796
I disagree

I like cute girls
I like heavy armor
I like cute girls in heavy armor

living slime armor that absorbs blows like a non-newtonian fluid but also secretes aphrodisiac that affects the wearer. it's see through of course.

>>719085668
Chivalric romances were woke

>Intimidating fullplate
>Feminine frilly dress armor
>Skimpy bikini armor
>Nude with enchanted jewelry

>Cute and funny halfling
>Shy and plain human village girl
>Proud and graceful elf
>Muscular amazon woman
With only these four sets and these four adventurers, what's the proper way to equip your party?

there is no ideal, it depends on the setting and how serious it is and the overall style

>>719098231
Full plate on the elf
Frilly dress on the amazon
Skimpy bikini armor on the human
Enchanted jewelry on the cunny

>>719098231
>>Intimidating fullplate
>Cute and funny halfling
>>Feminine frilly dress armor
>Muscular amazon woman
>>Skimpy bikini armor
>Proud and graceful elf
>>Nude with enchanted jewelry
>Shy and plain human village girl

Nothing

>>719098231
Amazon in the intimidating full plate for maximum sweaty snu snu

Cute halfing in frilly dress for maximum cuteness

Proud and graceful elf in bikini armor for maximum shame based humiliation

Shy human in the enchanted jewelry for maximum ENF

>>719098231
Intimidating fullplate for the muscular amazon
Feminine frilly dress for the village girl
Skimpy bikini armour for the cute and funny
Nude with enchanted jewelry for the graceful elf

>>719098231
halfling in full armor and the other 3 naked with the magic jewelry divided between them

>>719098231
All four in the nude.

>>719071013
beautiful, now this is proper female armor

>>719086114
This is a mod right? I assume this is ZZZ.

>>719099065
I assume so, I just grabbed the webm from some random bait thread cos it made my pp hard.

>>719099107
bless your pp

>>719067917 (OP)
Doesn't matter as long as the girl is cute

>>719086114
This is the way.

Sexy ones

I am pretty weak to those thigh-highs with heels, either with bikini armor or leotards.

>>719074875
Jeets are literally hired as mossad agents to do psyops online

>>719098365
I want a taste so bad

Why not both?

Slaves don't need armor.

>>719105973
the artstyle is atrocious

>>719106214
K.

>>719098231
Amazon in bikini
Human in plate
Halfling in dress
Elf with jewelry

>>719106606
much better

Living bioarmor (male)

>>719074560
It must drive her up a wall going to a con in that and no one gives a second look at her.

>>719107186
>her

>>719067917 (OP)
Women on the battlefield are decoration and moral booster so they may as well look the part.