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Anonymous No.719079851 >>719079913 >>719081364 >>719082073 >>719084756 >>719086516 >>719088821 >>719089208 >>719089797 >>719090715 >>719091475
This piece of dogshit console has nothing good or worthwhile to emulate for.
Anonymous No.719079913 >>719090715
>>719079851 (OP)
no shit, why do you think it flopped and everyone's only memory of it is playing smelee on their Wii lol
Anonymous No.719080447 >>719080538 >>719087278 >>719088958 >>719090740 >>719092537
Pikmin 1+2
Metroid Prime 1+2
Wind Waker
Twilight Princess
F-Zero GX
Super Monkey Ball 1+2
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil (2002)
SSBM
Soul Calibur II
Chibi-Robo
Paper Mario TTYD
Metal Gear: TTS
Eternal Darkness
Beyond Good and Evil
Super Mario Sunshine
Luigi's Mansion
Mario Kart Double Dash
Anonymous No.719080481
the Nintendo Shitcube
Anonymous No.719080538 >>719080629 >>719088395
>>719080447
Yeah, it's dogshit
Anonymous No.719080617 >>719082776
>the worst version of re4
>shitshine
>smelee
>luigi's 2 hour tech demo
>shit waker
>a dogshit remake of re1
>a dogshit remake of mgs that looks worse than mgs 2
not even replying to that cubie
Anonymous No.719080629 >>719080912
>>719080538
f-zero alone makes it worthwhile nigga, stfu
Anonymous No.719080712 >>719081141
false, I'm playing Path of Radiance right now. it's kino.
ps2 still mogs but gamecube is better than every following Nintendo console (ds/3ds excluded)
Anonymous No.719080912
>>719080629
>nigga
twitterfag alert
Anonymous No.719081141 >>719082185 >>719088926
>>719080712
You can't beat that ps2 library, but we don't have to choose, so these console wars are stupid. Ps2, xbox, gamecube and dreamcast was the last truly great console generation.
Anonymous No.719081364
>>719079851 (OP)
dance for me, brazilian.
Anonymous No.719081615
Anonymous No.719081792
Did you make this thread just to bitch and moan about a console nobody cares about
Anonymous No.719081861 >>719082061 >>719086579
>cubie
You know you're seeing an extremely low quality thread when someone uses that word. What a piece of shit this thread is, OP must die.
Anonymous No.719082061 >>719082595
>>719081861
shut the fuck up cubesnoy
Anonymous No.719082073
>>719079851 (OP)
Zoids: Battle Arena exists so basically you're fucking retarded
Anonymous No.719082185
>>719081141
agreed, only poorfags consolewar the ps2 and gamecube. I had both and prefer the ps2 but saying gamecube is shit just tells me they never owned one
Anonymous No.719082436
Anonymous No.719082458 >>719082597 >>719082692
>the dolphin game
>the toy car fighting game
you don't know shit
Anonymous No.719082595
>>719082061
Your weakass thread sucks dick, keep crying.
Anonymous No.719082597 >>719082692
>>719082458
Just realised I was thinking of the dream cast. Sorry OP you're aboslutley right
Anonymous No.719082692
>>719082458
>>719082597
Donโ€™t ever drag the ChadCast down to the shitcubeโ€™s level again. Cubies might get excited and think they actually had some games to play
Anonymous No.719082776
>>719080617
Of all the things to get fixated on in re1 why the minute details of the plot lmao
Anonymous No.719083950
Luigi's Mansion
A perfect game
Anonymous No.719084756
>>719079851 (OP)
It has Eternal Darkness. That's enough.
Anonymous No.719086516 >>719086703
>>719079851 (OP)
> Wind Waker
> Twilight Princess (non-wagglan version)
> Melee
> Tales of Symphonia (Best version)
> Radiant Dawn
> Double Dash

It's alright.
Anonymous No.719086579
>>719081861
It's an Eric thread, he's the only one pushing the term "cubie" or "cubesnoy".
Anonymous No.719086703 >>719086850
>>719086516
Double dash is one of the worst mario kart games.

Should've brought up Custom Robo, or if you're a bit of a kusoge type enjoyer, Gotcha Force
Anonymous No.719086850 >>719087997
>>719086703
>one of the worst mario kart games
No way is worse than Super, Super Circuit or 7.
I think it's around 64, Wii and base 8, making it mid tier.
Anonymous No.719087278 >>719087575 >>719088395 >>719090742
>>719080447
>Pikmin 1+2
Trash
>Metroid Prime 1+2
Overrated and clunky
>Wind Waker
Probably the Only genuine good game
>Twilight Princess
Shit
>F-Zero GX
Derivative
>Super Monkey Ball 1+2
le heckin meme party gamerino fellow redditors
>Resident Evil 4
A game that was ubiquitously ported
>Resident Evil (2002)
An unnecessary and sovlless remake like Twin Snakes
>SSBM
I guess good if you love autistic trannies
>Soul Calibur II
GC was quite literally the worst version
>Chibi-Robo
Nipslop
>Paper Mario TTYD
Gay shit no one played
>Metal Gear: TTS
are you fucking serious
>Eternal Darkness
Second real kino game
>Beyond Good and Evil
Complete shit, are you serious?
>Super Mario Sunshine
Mid
>Luigi's Mansion
Baby garbage for babies
>Mario Kart Double Dash
Probably the worst Mario Kart
Anonymous No.719087490
Gamecube was based for chibi robo, melee, and og animal crossing!
Anonymous No.719087575
>>719087278
>>Resident Evil 4
>A game that was ubiquitously ported
and yet, still best on the cube
Anonymous No.719087834
Mario Superstar Baseball
Anonymous No.719087997
>>719086850
7 could have been good if you know, if it included a normal VS option.
No seriously, how the fuck do you mess this up so badly when MK DS had it and more?
Anonymous No.719088395 >>719088527
>>719080538
No, that's just your taste. Same as your bf's here: >>719087278
Anonymous No.719088527
>>719088395
Nintrannies on literal suicide watch
Anonymous No.719088821
>>719079851 (OP)
Oops, wrong image.
Anonymous No.719088853 >>719088995
I feel the same with the PS2, even though I grew up with it there's not a single game there I could say I love, I would have been much happier with a GameCube especially because the games I most played on my PS2 were inferior ports of GCN games like Sonic Riders, for each their own I guess, but I couldn't choose as a kid
Anonymous No.719088926 >>719089006 >>719089313
>>719081141
>You can't beat that ps2 library
You can, pretty easily in fact. Ps2 library is trash. Ps2 got mogged hard when it comes to platformers, sport games, adventure games, racing games, strategy games, ..
Anonymous No.719088958
>>719080447
a bunch of those were multiplat
Beyond Good and Evil is natively available on PC, for instance
Anonymous No.719088995 >>719089523
>>719088853
>soinic riders
kek yeah, a lil tranny faggot like you definitely should have had a gaycube instead of ps2
Anonymous No.719089006
>>719088926
Normalfags are obsessed with the PS2 because of GTA, I never liked GTA so to me it's library was always an endless stream of shovelware
Anonymous No.719089208
>>719079851 (OP)
What do you mean?! There's Metroid and uh Resident Evil and uhh.. yeah no that's pretty much it.
Anonymous No.719089313 >>719089605
>>719088926
>platformer
ratchet 2 was the peak that gen
>sports games
ssx is best on ps2. shitcube had 1/4th of the moves missing and no online LOL
>adventure games
jak, gow2, and okami are the best and all ps2's
>racing games
gt4 and burnout 3 mog everything on the shitcube
>strategy games
about as bad as cubies shilling dogshit like Prime; a shitty feminist buldyke backtracking simulator console fps that belongs on PC
Anonymous No.719089523
>>719088995
life is not fair innit :(
Anonymous No.719089605 >>719089701
>>719089313
Goddamn your childhood must have been trash.
Anonymous No.719089693
on the subject of OP, I've been emulating Mario Strikers and having a blast, there's so many fun multiplayer games on Gamecube to play with someone
Anonymous No.719089701 >>719089923
>>719089605
nah that'd be cubies who had a shit controller, no online, no backwards compatibility, no third party support, the worst 3d mario, the worst mario kart, the worst 3d zelda, smelee, and a dilator stuck up their taint wound,
Anonymous No.719089797
>>719079851 (OP)
If this was true dolphin would not be the best emulator in the world
Anonymous No.719089923 >>719090062 >>719090303 >>719090370
>>719089701
Ignoring that none of this is remotely true and that you're mentally ill, the worst Nintendo controller, the worst 3D Mario, the worst 3D Zelda, the worst Mario Kart and so on and so forth are still far better than the BEST Snoy equivalent, hilariously enough.
Anonymous No.719090062
>>719089923
>thinks the GC controller beats the dual shock
>thinks he is a woman
Tale as old as time...
Anonymous No.719090303 >>719090370
>>719089923
>dogshit controller missing a second Z button, select button, clickable sticks, and has the worst D-pad known to mankind. it's literally only good for smelee
>no Bully
>no DMC
>no GTA
>no Burnout 3
>no Twistanity
>Budokai capped at 30fps
>no Budokai Tenkaichi
>Wrath of Cortex capped at 30fps
>no Silent Hill
>can't play N64 games like the PS2 can play PS1 games
>can't use N64 controllers like the PS2 can use PS1 controllers
>have to rebuy RE2 and trAnimal Crossing
>no Manhunt
>no Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
>component cables only sold through select online retailers
>no SSX 1 or Timesplitters 1
>SSX tricky and 3 are missing a quarter of the grabs because the controller is missing 4 top buttons. Just 1 example of the hundreds of games that had their control scheme either gutted or neutered on the shitcube because of the lackluster controller
>can't play DVDs or CDs like PS2 and Xbox
>PS2 and Xbox can play hundreds of games online; shitcube can only play one paid MMO and 3 shitty racing games through a tunneling service
>no Final Fantasy
>draconian DRM through little gay discs and no HDD slot
>half the first party games released by Nintendo are shovelware minigame compilations released under the Mario Party label
Anonymous No.719090370 >>719090559
>>719090303
>>719089923
>worst 3D Mario
>worst Mario Kart
>Paper Mario TTYD has the first tranny character in gaming, and is a straight downgrade in almost every category besides combat systems, which gets overshadowed by how worse the party member movesets are than its predecessor
>worst Mario Tennis and 2nd worst Mario Golf
>worst 3D Zelda (wind waker)
>worst 2D Zelda (FSA)
>turns Metroid into an shitty console FPS with awful shooting mechanics even for the time and only is good when viewed as a platformer
>only has a dogshit remake of MGS that looks worse than MGS2 despite coming out after MGS2
>two of the 3 new first party IP's it introduces, Battalion Wars and Chibi Robo, suck (though the former redeems itself with its Wii sequel)
>its best game first party game, F-Zero GX, had its development outsourced to Sega because Nintendo was too busy shitting the bed that gen by rushing out Luigi's 2 hour hump-dressers-in-a-mansion tech demo and Shit Waker
The gayfaggotniggerprolapsedanuspozzedHIV+cube is a dogshit console, made by retards, loved by trannies, and is carried entirely by the Wii and Dolphin emulator salvaging its pathetic library. The PS2 mogs it in quality of games, quantity of games, the experimentation in games, online, backwards compatibility, media playback, controllers, and homebrew capability.

100% of cubies who defend this garbage are molestation victims who were groomed into becoming trans Shitshine speed runners and sMelee smashies - creating a never ending uroboros of cubies who, due to the shitcubeโ€™s natural unpopularity, can only reproduce by grooming kids and creating the next generation of cubietroon speedrunners and smashies. There's a reason why every other month a new news article exposes the horrors that go on at sMelee smash conventions and the perpetrators are ALWAYS a group of cubies who are obese brown crossdressing hermaphrodite latinx that refuse to wear deodorant and won't stop raping each other and grooming children
Anonymous No.719090559 >>719090779
>>719090370
>controllers
You almost made a coherent post and you blew it. The GC controllers mogs the DualShit 2.
Anonymous No.719090715
>>719079851 (OP)
It had a really good library despite being limited in number.
It basically is just a better N64 when you think about it.

>>719079913
I mean the Wii can do literally everything the Game Cube can do but more.
Anonymous No.719090740
>>719080447
all dogshit
Anonymous No.719090742 >>719091262
>>719087278
Pikmin is kino, Wind Waker is trash
Eternal Darkness is baby garbage compared to Luigi's Mansion which has a child rape scene
And Super Monkey Ball would be a legitimate masterpiece if it wasn't just a lazy port of the original Sega Naomi arcade game
But you're correct about the rest
Anonymous No.719090779 >>719091125
>>719090559
kek fuck no, the dualshit isn't missing 4 fucking bottons, the right stick isn't a little worthless knub, and its d pad is actually functional for tony hawk and fightans
Anonymous No.719090893 >>719090980
No.
Nhl Hitz 2002 was a timeless classic
Anonymous No.719090980
>>719090893
Excuse me 2003
Anonymous No.719091125
>>719090779
>the right stick isn't a little worthless knub
Instead it's made of the shittiest rubber known to man.
>the dualshit isn't missing 4 fucking bottons
Only one front trigger?
>its d pad is actually functional for tony hawk and fightans
I concede this one, but the Dualshit has worse location.
Anonymous No.719091262
>>719090742
>Eternal Darkness is baby garbage compared to Luigi's Mansion which has a child rape scene

People will really just type out garbage like this
Anonymous No.719091475
>>719079851 (OP)
Phantasy Star Online is literally the best game ever made.
Anonymous No.719092537
>>719080447
You could've kept it at just TTYD, TP, WW, SSBM, F-Zero, SmS and Luigi's Mansion and already that lineup is enough to btfo the Peeass DVD player into orbit.
The PS2 library is nothing special. Case in point: No developer cares about preserving their games through remakes. They all know they made slop.