Thread 719163350

I love this video game

>>719163350 (OP)
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES! :D

Janny's actually working overtime lol

>>719163443
I would like to point out that this >>719162435 outlived the previous thread

i love japan period

>>719163472
>Not posting threads that actually discuss video games >>719147748

>>719163472
There is also a Pokémon thread despite there being a whole fucking board for Pokémon

>>719163415
Oh good, someone posted Mambo early so it's still fine when the thread dies.

Who among us is brave enough to respectfully take this to the IRC where we would inevitably get laughed at.

>>719163475
yeah j-rock!

mommy said it's my turn to say girugamesh

Janny fw he turns on his computer and notices an armed M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine with delayed fuse and detonator wired to his turn on button

>>719163415
same. if only there was a board for those.

>>719163581
did so once when on /a/ some schizo spammer was flocking onto certain show's threads, but because the mods hated the show they wouldnt do anything about it. I cant remember how the conversation went (or if there even was any) but voicing the problem didnt yield any results. so best of luck to whoever decides to carry the ring to the mordor.

>>719163350 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS WE NEED MORE SPACE FOR ERP THREADS!!!!!!

Luv Umas
'ate Jannies

Simple as

I have 16 stars left for Vodka's outfit, is today the last legend race or is there still one more day? if so I should use the statues right?

>>719164028
Cygames need to stop being CUNTS and give me Dantsu Flame already

>>719164056
Wait an hour if you aren't sure. If her legend race is over after reset then it's safe to use goddess statues.

>>719163443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlKqIgKxf0I&list=RDjlKqIgKxf0I

>>719164056
it's the last day so go run that final, we'll get more statues later anyway

Who would you fuck
1. McQueen
2. Daiwa
3. Golshi(cap stays on)
4. Super creek

Left or Right?

Tadaima~

Bros….
https://x.com/yol_yoola/status/1960649071309263142

>>719164334
I don't know, mate. Seems like your trainee is lacking guts. Maybe you should train more guts for her.

>>719164252
Golshi is all I need

>>719164334
Uma is a Guts game

>>719164334
amazon baybeeeh

>>719164334
right of course

>>719164372
>>719164440
>>719164487
>>719164551
Thanks for the suggestion. Got my Straightaway Spurt. Now hoping any 3* blue spark and Straightaway Spurt spark so I can finally train my Gemini Cup UMAs.

>>719164371
My uptight police Uma can't be this cute

It's a small thing but having a "It was all just a dream" button is hilarious

>Be F2P
>People tell me that Graded is for whales
>Finish first
No amount of money in the world can beat the skill called LUCK.

>>719164371
I wasn't too convinced by her singing voice but when "kimi no aiba ga" hits it's great

>>719164927
>>719164371
>>719164610
https://youtu.be/8pKyRaFH-Mk?si=d3VLKkhRv2M8dngs
Now in 3D

>>719165039
>18 Fenomenos
Is this how Police Academy looked like in the Uma world?

>>719165624
THIS, so much this

a dalle thread DIED for this

>>719164581
Acceptable blue but sadly shit pink and no straightaway spurt sparks. Back to the mines, I guess...

>>719165624
Janitor applications are closed

Should I spend my statues raising Daiwa and Mayano to 3stars for the next cup? I would need around 100 statues to raise them both.

Are statues even important? They are just rotting there in my inventory at the moment

>try to run end closer mayano
>abysmal dogshit
I'm fucked for the next CM, I refuse to run Golshi so group B shittery it is

>>719166042
Statues are purely used to buy stars so go ahead and use them if you want

>>719166119
Yeah that's not really Maya's strong suit

Large horse

For the Gemini Cup Legacy Skill, is is the same as Taurus Cup? Like get, Maruzensky, Ryan, and/or Taiki?

Yo

>>719166234
What the FUCK is her problem?

>>719166225
it's straightaway spurt and nothing else, it's the only skill that gives acceleration like red shift and sfv did on the last track

>>719164371
>>719165039
>will never be arrested by Fenomeno only for her to turn off her body cam and have her way with me
It’s not fair

>>719166421
So I'm better off with Oguri's or Rudolph's skills?

>>719166225

Maru's ult triggers on the wrong point on Gemini's track so you barely get anything out of it.

>1 hour long thread
Did the janny give up or go to sleep?

>>719166434
>implying female cops would do that
you'll end up looking like swiss cheese instead anon

put your 'ick on 'akushin

uma musume party dash is on a really cheap sale

>>719166560
Do cops in Japan even carry a gun at all time like they do in America

>>719166635
cyGENEROUS at it again...

>>719166581
Who the fuck is dakushin

How do you make it not look like shit on the deck

>>719166635
Quick /v/ma choose (YOUR) team

>>719166556
Japan has extremely strict gun law.

>>719166421
So everything is shit except end closers? Doesn't sound like it will be a fun time.

>>719163350 (OP)
Bakushin!!

>>719166768
Team Lily has Sweep so I choose that by default

>>719166803
Welcome to LONG races.
Oh you have to get 1200 spd and 1200 stamina as well.

>>719163350 (OP)
>those stats
>normal before debut
BRICKushin!

>>719166434
Fenomeno is a good girl, anon. She'd keep her camera rolling at all times and you would be processed quickly and fairly

>>719166914
I still haven't figured out why I find this retard to be one of the most attractive umas in the game

>trying to find/make parents that have 9stam AND end closer AND turf AND long AND straightaway spurt AND good affinity
This shit is rough fellas.

>>719166862
I guess I will just half-ass this one then.

>>719167071
Not even rough, it's literally impossible

>>719163415
What does Mambo mean ? It's not even her real name

>>719163350 (OP)
>Steamies buy a Deck just to play gachashit on it
Do you guys not have phones?

>>719166862
>Oh you have to get 1200 spd and 1200 stamina as well.

Be honest anon, that's very much whale territory. Most players won't be fielding such umas. The priority is to get 1200 stamina with gold recoveries and then as much speed as you can, you stand a chance against most players with that.

>>719167273
>steamies
>memefrog
>"imagess"
what a trifecta

>>719166472
Yeah if you want to train for parents, Oguri/Rudolf/Ryan is the best choice for their unique.
>>719166803
Yeah because other strategies can only rely on green skills and straightaways/corners, while End Closer can take just a Straightaway Spurt which gives you distance 3 times more.

Gold Ship is the meta since she has the best unique. If Taishin didn't proc her Encroaching Shadow, Gold Ship can win.

So the meta is just 2 Ends with Nice Nature, so Gold Ship is harder to stay at the back, thus less chance to activate her unique. And keep in mind even a missed gold recov can screw your umas if you went 1200 stam + 2 golds, facing Natures.

>>719167273
Not like Tendies can play gacha shit on the Switch 2.

>>719167383
thanks

>>719167289
>Taishin in top tier
I struggle to run her career efficiently. She comes in 1000 score under my average for other umas

>>719166331
Anything but training

>>719167289
so your team should be 1 end closer, 1 A tier horse and 1 debuffer?