Thread 719259701

mario if he humiliation ritueal

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>>719259701 (OP)
>0:14

this feels remarkably and disturbingly similar to baby sensory videos

>>719259701 (OP)
Stop trying to make me want to fuck mario without the cat suit

>>719259701 (OP)
I cannot believe this is an actual thing Nintendo released on the Switch 2. What a joke of a console.

>>719259917
because that's what it is

I have anti-nintendo fatigue.

>>719259701 (OP)
Mario 64 did this 30 years ago.

>>719260256
It was a cool 3D model you could stretch around.
That's just a shit flash game, while the switch 2 could literally do a raytraced 3D mario head that looks like a pixar film.

oh damb nindendo swidge 2 got peekaboo? I can't not spend hundreds of my adult dollars on that right now

>>719259701 (OP)
this is actual toddler shit
what is nintendos goal with this slop for babies

>>719259917
It's darkly hilarious how entire generations of myopic normalfags think it's entirely appropriate to put baby in front of a screen for ANY reason. Zero discernment

>>719259701 (OP)
>nintendies will still say their console isn't for children

>>719260629
Vision problems don't come from exposure to screens, it comes from lack of exposure to the sunlight, which is why bookworms also end up with shit vision.
I been in front of screens for 8+ hours everyday for 40+ years and still got 20/20 vision.

>>719260629
Yeah.
In the pas, I kinda get it, but now there are so many studies that say no screen before at least 2 and only if its educational with supervision.

This mario shit is cute, but the age group its aiming shouldnt be using a screen to begin with

>>719260449
I look like that and react that way

>>719260449
me on the left

>>719260629
Parents do anything to get rid of their kids, their pomposity about having them is pure performance

>>719260834
Its not eyesight. Before a certaib age you cant understand whats happening on a screen. So your toddler seems in complete focus, but in reality he's just overwhelmed.
Plenty of parents already let their sub 1 year old watch an hour a day. I get it, its easy parenting, your kid freezes and shuts up for a complete hour, but you're fucking his/her brain development up.

Screens can impact eyes *cough* visual snow *cough* but that was mostly because of crt's. 1080p and up is fine.

T. Dad

>>719260583
BOWSER SAMA :OOOOOOOOOOO

Is Nintendo charging $70 for this too?

>>719259917
Because it's a baby game. Not what /v/ usually calls a "baby game", it's a literal baby game designed for babies.

>>719261084
Ah yes, in terms of actual development, the kid being tossed to the side with a random screen shit is just bad.
They're literally asking you how the world works and your answer is "here, have a screen".

>>719261084
>Before a certaib age you cant understand whats happening on a screen.
This sounds like bullshit. By what mechanism would something on a screen be particularly incomprehensible?
It's also strange that people would freak out about developmental damage caused by this after paying to have part of their son's penis cut off.

>>719259701 (OP)
we kept saying nintendo is for toddlers, but you didn't listen
you could of have prevented this slippery slope

>>719264393
baby games are atill more fun than tlou

>>719260345
switch 2 can't even run elden ring at 30 fps lmao

>>719265361
jeets can't code

>>719265007
>immediately brings up a sony game

>>719265469
I thought it was an xbox game

>>719262582
>hundred line arc
dont throw stones in your glass house nigger. LET. PEOPLE. ENJOY. THINGS.

>>719259701 (OP)
>tfw nintentoddlers are actually real now
What a grim reality

>>719265546
retard anon

>>719260237
You better buckle in tendie. Its only going to get worse

>>719261009
Yup, the only reason anyone's shitting out kids nowadays is to collect government benefits, since that's unironically an easier way to get money than it is to network into a good-paying job that'll keep you around for at least long enough to add to your resume, which can then be used to network into even better work.

>>719265562
SHUT. UP. FAGGOT.

>>719261251
But this webm is exactly how I see thr games you guys like. I genuinely don't understand the difference between this and elder scrolls or final fantasy and I'm being 100% serious.

>>719259701 (OP)
>an actual babby game

>>719259701 (OP)
The way Nintendo's went full toddlercore lately is kinda sad. I feel for you retards.

>>719260237
Toxotranstendie moment

>>719260629
Millennials are such shit parents they actually make boomers look good by comparison.

>>719267471
>t. shitskin

>>719267513
unprompted out of nowhere seethe about millennials, must be a brown zoomgroid