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Anonymous No.719686395 >>719686458 >>719686518 >>719686634 >>719686639 >>719686642 >>719686692 >>719686831 >>719687263 >>719687336 >>719687413 >>719687452 >>719689051 >>719689171 >>719689842 >>719690232 >>719691098 >>719691350 >>719692956 >>719693649 >>719693758 >>719697842 >>719698603 >>719699956 >>719700508 >>719700670 >>719702075 >>719703070 >>719703209 >>719703376 >>719703447 >>719703480 >>719703693 >>719705384 >>719705981 >>719707445 >>719707618 >>719707680 >>719707940 >>719708086 >>719710241 >>719710783 >>719710937
[Disheartening News] Perfect Dark Staff Laid Off
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-02/-perfect-dark-developer-lays-off-staff-after-funding-deal-falls-through
Anonymous No.719686398 >>719697454 >>719703312 >>719707756
Anonymous No.719686458 >>719686553 >>719686623 >>719707525 >>719713216
>>719686395 (OP)
Oh the game is 100% cancelled then, and this was likely a last ditch effort to save it. Wow another one dead?

How many AAA game cancellations are we at now? It seems like a wholesale slaughter.
Anonymous No.719686518
>>719686395 (OP)
I mean the game was in development hell by the looks of it. I don't think more funding would really salvage it.
Anonymous No.719686553
>>719686458
that's just a normal wednesday at microsoft
Anonymous No.719686623
>>719686458
>3-5 Ubisoft games (untitled)
>6 Sony live service games (untitled)
>2 Deus Ex games (so far)
>Untitled Battlefield single player game
>Titanfall 3
>Hyena
Off the top of my head.
Anonymous No.719686626
Good call. Take Two dodged a bullet there.
Anonymous No.719686634 >>719686670
>>719686395 (OP)
Meanwhile an indie game about bugs is fucking everything else in the ass.
Anonymous No.719686639
>>719686395 (OP)
She has a rather masculine jawline
Anonymous No.719686642 >>719700823
>>719686395 (OP)
Good.
Anonymous No.719686670
>>719686634
SHAW
Anonymous No.719686692
>>719686395 (OP)
Always be sure to double tap, otherwise they may try to come back.
Anonymous No.719686831
>>719686395 (OP)
no DEI money and no investors wants touch it without government dough. good riddance
Anonymous No.719686835
I just want more Tomb Raider, man.
The Survivor Trilogy was fun, but it's been seven years since Shadow.
Anonymous No.719687168 >>719687232 >>719689163 >>719692720 >>719698164 >>719698932 >>719700780 >>719707309
GO WOKE
GO BROKE
Anonymous No.719687232 >>719689541
>>719687168
The brilliant marketing strategy of attacking your customers strikes again.
Anonymous No.719687263
>>719686395 (OP)
kind of a shame, would've been cool if it had gotten revived, flopped and then killed two studios instead of one desu
Anonymous No.719687336
>>719686395 (OP)
I'm gonna get drunk and do a full playthrough of the PD pc port tonight in celebration. Cheers.
Anonymous No.719687413
>>719686395 (OP)
Good.
Anonymous No.719687452 >>719687479 >>719687674 >>719699698 >>719707450
>>719686395 (OP)
I hope Microsoft cancels Fable next
Anonymous No.719687479
>>719687452
That isn't already cancelled?
Anonymous No.719687674
>>719687452
No. I want to be here for the shit show.
Anonymous No.719688920 >>719689041
combined for future use
Anonymous No.719689041
>>719688920
Thanks
Anonymous No.719689051
>>719686395 (OP)
thats good news though, it would have been a stain on the name
Anonymous No.719689148
Jawanne
Anonymous No.719689163 >>719689196
>>719687168
>John F. Trans
huh?
Anonymous No.719689171
>>719686395 (OP)
[Good News Everyone] ...
Anonymous No.719689196
>>719689163
7/10 bait in modern times.
Anonymous No.719689198
Fable is 100% cancelled for sure by now. Absolutely no news of the game after the announcement trailer. Like PD, I bet they're gonna reveal that the trailer was never real time gameplay but just animations.
Anonymous No.719689353 >>719689506
Fable wouldn't be the same without Molymeme around making bold claims about Fable only for it to end up being hot air
Anonymous No.719689487
Fable without Peter Molyneaux is like Gran Turismo without Kazunori Yamauchi.
Anonymous No.719689506
>>719689353
it's weird. no one cares. There was such hope and optimism in gaming, that we felt that they were forging new paths ahead, and making break throughs so we wanted to believe him. But now I can close my eyes and almost imagine what the game is goign to be like and how it's gonna play because everything is such no risk homogonized shit.

Demon's Souls and Dark Souls were modest budget games that took a risk, then became a standard "genre" that's copied by bigger names. Why not realize they need innovation?
Anonymous No.719689541 >>719703729 >>719703734 >>719707834
>>719687232
I can understand libtard employees doing this, but why do CEOs also go with this strategy? surely they know it's not good for business. I remember when executives were ruthless in their quest for profit, now they're all DEI activists. Is it blackrock's fault?
Anonymous No.719689814 >>719689867 >>719690151 >>719705864
Anonymous No.719689842
>>719686395 (OP)
I think you meant [Uplifting News]
Anonymous No.719689867 >>719689960 >>719708091
>>719689814
I bet they would still have jobs if they went with the face on the right
Anonymous No.719689960 >>719690435
>>719689867
It wouldn't stop them from spitefully bitching about being forced to by their customers who they hate hate hate
Anonymous No.719690151
>>719689814
43 vs 17.

They go against beauty standards... which means youth. They make old hags. Not sexy ones either
Anonymous No.719690232
>>719686395 (OP)
Good news, I like hearing all this good news lately.
Anonymous No.719690435 >>719690627
>>719689960
Yeah, but at least they would still have a job. I go into work everyday absolutely loathing every customer that walks in the door. I mean I fucking wish they were dead, man. Same to their family. But I smile, pay them complements, give my best "genuine guy" persona. It pays the bills and you gotta do what pays the bills. Game developers need to get with the program and just give people what they want.
Anonymous No.719690627
>>719690435
They're all on twitter and they're trying to score points to promote themselves among their other twitter friends. Twitter addiction is literally destroying society.
Anonymous No.719690705 >>719691239 >>719697907
Who was supposed to be the target audience for this anyway?
Anonymous No.719690737 >>719691194
Anonymous No.719691098
>>719686395 (OP)
I love both the Perfect Dark games. This shit looked nothing like Perfect Dark. I'm glad this woke garbage got cancelled.
Anonymous No.719691194 >>719691429
>>719690737
Been saying it for years and people refuse to listen, you'll keep seeing this shit regardless of how many times it flops
Anonymous No.719691239 >>719691335
>>719690705
crazy how they only allow women to be masculine
Anonymous No.719691335
>>719691239
If they show hot girls people get really sad lol. It’s bad for business because we need you guys to breed these hogs.
Anonymous No.719691350
>>719686395 (OP)
USAID funding fell through
Anonymous No.719691429
>>719691194
Some studios get it. Small studios, but good developers exist. Sucks that it's basically like finding a needle in haystack. You have to sift through so much nonsense before you find them. And if you as a gamer tell someone about the great company you found the entire machine comes down on that studio like a ton of bricks.
Anonymous No.719691653 >>719692223
>the game was definitely doing great
>take two just didn't want to publish us because... uh... you're a chud
Anonymous No.719692223
>>719691653
Another dev admitted that the trailer was all smoke and mirrors so it's yet another AAA game that spent years spinning its wheels with nothing to show for it.
Anonymous No.719692468 >>719692602 >>719692745 >>719693251 >>719707432 >>719711035
You really just have to laugh them because crystal dynamics are such a faggy fucking studio, especially after they came off tomb raider 2013 and thought they were hot shit for copying uncharted and shipping lara croft with a bow as if it was some win for them.

And this reveal was just proof of them being absolutely ideologically driven in their game design decisions, for godsake joanna looked HORRIBLE in the reveal, it wasn't just tone downed sexuality or anything, it was the literal face of man. Truly a mask off moment for them and thank god whoever their parent company was decided to pull the plug on this shit
Anonymous No.719692602
>>719692468
hear hear
Anonymous No.719692720 >>719693769
>>719687168
he's right, you know
Anonymous No.719692745 >>719693815 >>719697141 >>719701646 >>719705128 >>719707564
>>719692468
Something magical happened post 2013 and it infected all AAA game studios so that they can't make functional games anymore. I want to say diversity mandates led to a lot of morons being hired and the dev teams getting too big due to higher graphical fidelity so it all became unmanageable.

Apparently it's al just managers piled upon managers, endless meetings, and they run around in circles restarting everything over and over again making no progress.

People are mocking Korean-Chinese games, but they are actually releasing which is more than we can say for these cancelled games.
Anonymous No.719692792 >>719692971
Concord is made in Unreal, features a handful of maps and characters, yet somehow took 8 years and had to have a lot of outsider studios come in to finish it up. Again, this shouldn't be too hard right?
Anonymous No.719692908
Induce spending 200 million in seven years and producing nothing.
Anonymous No.719692956
>>719686395 (OP)
That's what they get for peaking at the "I was just looking at your pooper" game and Gex was alright too i guess
Anonymous No.719692971 >>719693090
>>719692792
westoids are just incompetent
Anonymous No.719693000 >>719693090
I think if they had anything worth funding, a publisher would've picked it up. Everyone they pitched to likely saw that they had nothing after years of development and knew any money put to this would be wasted.
Anonymous No.719693090
>>719693000
I just want to be in the room and they have to admit they don't have a playable build just videos of gameplay. 7 years and nothing? What are they doing?

>>719692971
I think something magical happened and it's a trend from 2013 onwards.

It almost doesn't matter anymore, since single player and AAA games are dying. This may be seen as a watershed moment where they all died and the bubble burst. We used to get polished games regularily in the past, and it was nothing. Now their budgets get higher and higher and they can't return a profit, or languish in developer hell.
Anonymous No.719693227
"Legacy media" is on its last legs and about to totally collapse.
Anonymous No.719693229 >>719693632
>a gorillion dollars years to make a sequel to an n64 game.
>after 8 years deliver fucking noithing

out of all the studios that got fucked this one probably deserved it 100%, if I invested money into this I would be so fucking pissed
Anonymous No.719693251
>>719692468
Funny how even the comics cant redeem TR2013 designs.
Anonymous No.719693342 >>719693426
AAA games that aren't live service are cooked. Enjoy your friend slop.
Anonymous No.719693426 >>719707218 >>719708141
>>719693342
>AAA games that aren't live service are cooked. Enjoy your friend slop.

Yeah, I'm starting to internalize that "it's over.". If I'm going to enjoy media I'm goign to have to go to my backlog of media produced before 2013, the "before times".
Anonymous No.719693632
>>719693229
I wouldn't even be surprised if the negative reaction towards the game last year sealed its fate.
Why would anyone want to invest in this when the possibility of it flopping was high.
Anonymous No.719693649
>>719686395 (OP)
wait... so crystal dynamics was brought in as a fixer to bail out xbox's failed AAAA studio the initiative, and somehow they ended up holding the bag for this obvious turd? MS may not be able to cook up a decent video game to save their life but their business side is ruthless as hell
the notion that xbox cancels a game and leaves two ailing studios to fight over the scraps is wild
Anonymous No.719693758
>>719686395 (OP)
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE A COOL CLASSIC FPS
LIKE P64
COOL WEAPONS
4 PLAYER COUCH MP
THAT IS FUCKING ALL
N O B O D Y WANTED A GORILLION DOLLAR DEUS EX CLONE
Anonymous No.719693769
>>719692720
And now he can be right while flipping burgers!
Anonymous No.719693815
>>719692745
It was. People forget that the larrybucks weren’t just given to push that shit in games, but also to hire retards that wanted it in the first place.
The intent was to both artificially alter the market with products while also sabotaging any company that might change their mind down the line.
Anonymous No.719693823
>disheartening news
nah. it's better this way than ruining perfect dark with fridge face joanna
Anonymous No.719693895
If the money they save was going into different projects I'd feel better but it's just getting shoveled into AI.
Anonymous No.719696223
>femprotag
skipped
Anonymous No.719697141
>>719692745
stellar blade is horrible in, combat, story and design too though and Wuchang fallen feathers got censored to shit and doesnt even let you kill bosses anymore. Least ching chong land had Wu Kong, which is decent.
Anonymous No.719697454
>>719686398
>A trailer revealing the game in 2024 was well received
No it wasn't.
Anonymous No.719697756
Wait crystal dynamics wanted to be THE perfect dark creators. I mean didn't they already do it with tomb raider?
Anonymous No.719697842
>>719686395 (OP)
Sweet Victory
Anonymous No.719697907
>>719690705
liberal men living in the bay area
Anonymous No.719698164
>>719687168
https://www.instagram.com/kolbepayne/?hl=en

This Account is Private

So glad this faggot got laid off
Anonymous No.719698603
>>719686395 (OP)
the chin that killed a studio twice
Anonymous No.719698728
>2016
>heh, no one will miss you and your money
>2025
>welfare line
Anonymous No.719698932 >>719709096
>>719687168
all they had to do is make her young and hot.
Anonymous No.719699698
>>719687452
no need to hope, that game is most definitely getting cancelled. Any game that isn't mainline Halo or Bethesda is not making it to the end of this year or next.
Anonymous No.719699956
>>719686395 (OP)
Xbox biggest mistake was falling for the "big AAA hollywood wannabe Sony movie is industry leading" narrative.
So many smaller games they could have funded for all that money on doomed to fail AAA shit. So many potential Obsidians untouched. At least they did some still and those all delivered very fun videogames.
Anonymous No.719700387
I think its funny all this shit started getting cancelled the moment they started talking about making "AAAA" games last year
Anonymous No.719700508
>>719686395 (OP)
Microsoft is led by women and/or browns.
Anonymous No.719700670 >>719701058
>>719686395 (OP)
The game must have been absolute trash if it isn't even good enough to serve as gamepass slop. Take-Two probably took a look at whatever pre-alpha build they had and was like
>lol
>lmao even
Anonymous No.719700780
>>719687168
>game doesn't appeal to userbase
>fuck the userbase how dare they to not find my game appealing
>fuck women how dare they to not find me appealing
literal incel behaviour, go outside, touch grass, have sales, yadda yadda yadda
Anonymous No.719700823 >>719706236
>>719686642
No anon, that's not good. People lost their jobs
Anonymous No.719701031 >>719701078 >>719701367
What the hell even convinced Take2 to waste money to try and save it?? MS founded a "dream team" studio with The Initiative in 2018 and for the next 5 years they did nothing and the game was "still in pre-production" in 2023. Somewhere along the way Crystal Dynamics and Certain Affinity joined, as if there wasn't already too many chefs in the proverbial kitchen, and still nothing happened but yet Take2 still wants to throw money at this disaster??
Anonymous No.719701058
>>719700670
>conference call
>crystal dynamics shows the characters and gameplay
>silence
>someone clears their throat and says they will discuss it and call them back
>entire conference room at take-two erupts in laughter
Anonymous No.719701078
>>719701031
government funding
Anonymous No.719701259 >>719708420
Jason, could you stop with your suggestive [[[xxx News]]] shit, 9 out of 10 times itΒ΄s the exact opposite, like in this case again. ItΒ΄s far from disheartening if scammers get what they deserve.

Maybe if they hired comptent staff instead of collecting goodgoy points and employ scammers, they wouldnΒ΄t have the problem.
Anonymous No.719701367 >>719701609
>>719701031
Desperate bargaining? Did someone foolish promise Take 2 they could have the Perfect Dark IP?
Anonymous No.719701609 >>719701762
>>719701367
I don't even know how that would've worked. Microsoft owns the IP. This was Embracer and Crystal Dynamics trying to save the project. Embracer wasn't going to publish the game anyway, and CD was just a support studio. Maybe Take2 simply didn't want to step foot into this future IP rights mine field.
Anonymous No.719701646 >>719701882
>>719692745
IΒ΄m not defending AAA but come one, Korea and China only copy already established game systems and try to sell it.
All korean games are trash, released in the last decade.
Chinks at least had something going on with WuChang and only because they patched it so you cant kill human NPCs it doesntΒ΄mean itΒ΄s shit now.
Its a decent souls clone.

Stellar Blade on the other hand is a absolute meme. All it has going for is the Bimbo MC which made trannoids and lefties seethe, but because of that itΒ΄s not a good game. ItΒ΄s nice to look at but thatΒ΄s all. Without a photomode, SB wouldnΒ΄t be there where it is right now.

Back to triple A not delivering, itΒ΄s mostly murrican or murrican influenced studios which fail to ship anything, and itΒ΄s a good thing.

EU is still going strong if it comes to making games and not VN or gachatrash.
Anonymous No.719701762 >>719703157
>>719701609
They managed to bring them to the table, so there was some manner of interest. There aren't enough information leaks from negotiation rooms for my liking. I want to see the wheeling and dealing that would make Lucifer cringe with shame.
Anonymous No.719701882 >>719702637
>>719701646
China really should just do fictional Wuxia/Xianxia settings so they don't seethe about IRL CCP-mandated politics.
Anonymous No.719702075
>>719686395 (OP)
Woah, who's the gigachad in the pic?
Anonymous No.719702637
>>719701882
China is like murrica or russia.
The moment you give a critical or thought provoking statement, is the moment when suddenly the gov knocks on your door and asks if you rather in suicide or shitposting.
Anonymous No.719703070
>>719686395 (OP)
"Make her as ugly as possible! Men will absolutely hate it! Good. Demoralize the bastards. Weimar World, baby."
Anonymous No.719703157
>>719701762
that fucking dog is not getting a single bite from where I stand
Anonymous No.719703209
>>719686395 (OP)
>make no games
>get fired
waoWWWW
Anonymous No.719703312
>>719686398
>Take-Two was interesting in funding the game
I imagine the dialogue was rather brief
>ok, we have these project: perfect dark
>what is it?
>it's a game about blah blah
>ok, show me the game
>...
>?
>we have this trailer here, we have been working on it for 7 years and...
>what about the game itself? a prototype or what they call an "alpha" demo or something like that to show?
>...
>7 years of work right?
"but the deal feel through"
Anonymous No.719703376
>>719686395 (OP)
If people were at least somewhat excited because Joanna was hot, maybe they'd still have their jobs.
>The people who are most responsible for this will be fine.
Even they're going to start playing a game of corporate musical chairs soon. Also, something to remember about money is that it's always a means, not an ends. For the kinds of people who are ruining entertainment, it's all about their egos. They want to be showered with praise at the elite parties and be remembered as-
>The esteemed...
>The great...
>The revolutionary...
Being remembered as the modern equivalent of a complacent, hedonistic, arrogant aristocracy who collapsed the empire by being unworthy of the power they had placed in their laps is arguably the worst punishment you can give them. When they always appear exasperated and stressed by the public's rejection and mockery of them and their works, that's why.

On the off-chance anyone in that group is reading, your only chance is to learn some humility and actually think by humoring the idea that maybe the 80% of the public who rejects you might actually be the reasonable and correct people in this conflict. But you also need the talent, which is why most of you are going to keep this grift going until the wheels fall off.
Anonymous No.719703379 >>719709501
>MUH CHINA
>every single AAA game they're making is the same exact 3rd person action game in UE with sekiro or DMC mechanics, inivisble walla everywhere and the same color palette

If Capcom wasn't a slave to investors and didn't rush out Wilds a year before it was ready, that alone would mop the floor with all these games. And it still does in terms of boss design and combat system, it's just that everything else in the game sucks.
Anonymous No.719703447 >>719703569 >>719707667
>>719686395 (OP)
>Crystal Dynamics developers laid off
GOOD!
Anonymous No.719703480
>>719686395 (OP)
probably the most deserving studio to get this treatment. CD company culture is horrible and they are a blight on the industry
Anonymous No.719703569 >>719703645
>>719703447
Only the ones that were working on Perfect Dark. They're still about to ruin Tomb Raider even more.
Anonymous No.719703645
>>719703569
wikipedia names a few staff who had prominent roles in nu-Raider as also leading the development on nu-Perfect Dark

man it really is sad to think that those hollow Californian fucks almost got their grubby hands on another British IP to soil
Anonymous No.719703693
>>719686395 (OP)
more like Perfect Ack
Anonymous No.719703729 >>719709365
>>719689541
>surely they know it's not good for business
they know, they just don't care
they're motivated by beliefs and ego, not caps
Anonymous No.719703734 >>719704136
>>719689541
if you actually want to know watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP4wsURn3rw

same thing that happened to the movie industry, to the music industry, also happened to the gaming industry - just a few decades shifted
Anonymous No.719704136 >>719706985
>>719703734
>I need some advice
Yep, I was waiting for that moment. The "consultation" groups are exactly that. Even with children, a CEO is rarely going to know anything about games and at most will try to copy and follow whatever current trend what he sees. The solution to stay modern and in touch? Well, obviously a consulting agency telling you what gamers want!
Anonymous No.719704980
kinda cathartic for us oldfags to watch this shit burn
Anonymous No.719705128
>>719692745
The amount of seething leftists did over Stellar Blade will always be kino.
Not only did they not get it cancelled but just shows how impotent all their establishment gaming media credentials complaints are at stopping people purchasing a game.
Anonymous No.719705384
>>719686395 (OP)
there might be more, but some cancelled woke games from woke studios:

Rare's Everwild
Tomb Raider (table-top game) (watch?v=9YzAveQ7ybs)
Wonder Woman (watch?v=uaZKkMKwjRA)
Black Panther (watch?v=xe_qjvaARKo)
Perfect Dark (watch?v=Lzlr42VhdYo)

Good to hear woke staff getting laid off too. Probably had rainbow flags on their bio.
Anonymous No.719705637
You know how, for a long time, libshits have been treating mens'/boys' personalities and tendencies as something to be "fixed", as if they're "broken women"? They've been doing the same thing from the opposite direction with women's bodies and faces (especially in fiction), treating them as "broken men" for being conventionally attractive or having noticeable curves.
Anonymous No.719705864 >>719706672
>>719689814
The only problem with both of these pictures is that neither look like Joanna Dark.
Anonymous No.719705981
>>719686395 (OP)
oh no
Anonymous No.719706236
>>719700823
Oh right i'll correct that anon
great
Anonymous No.719706672
>>719705864
The face on the right is shit but Joanna Dark's face has changed so much, Rare really had a shit time following up the original.
Anonymous No.719706985
>>719704136
yep and you hire that pink-haired freak, first only as tester, then allow him to get a bit into the story - that happened years ago, and now they are lead designers and lead artists and produce absolute garbo
Anonymous No.719707218 >>719708141
>>719693426
That's what I've been doing for a few years now, primarily focusing on platforms I didn't grow up with and games America didn't officially get. It's been a great time. Having no nostalgia for the games or systems, I can declare that the state of games in ye olden days was objectively better than it is now and it's not even close.

I feel like, if one were to have stopped keeping up actively with the newest in gaming after the PS3/360, they wouldn't have been missing out too badly. Maybe get a used PS4 for Bloodborne if you can find one for dirt cheap like I did. Okay look I liked the Switch early on, but jesus CHRIST Nintendo has become extremely complacent and greedy after Animal Crossing printed infinity money for them during COVID, and people have been grading their recent games on an ENORMOUS fucking curve just to spite Sony and Microsoft having no games
Anonymous No.719707309
>>719687168
>the people who play our games shouldn't play our game
what a genius take!
Anonymous No.719707432
>>719692468
>for godsake joanna looked HORRIBLE in the reveal, it wasn't just tone downed sexuality or anything, it was the literal face of man.
there was one anon who kept posting her face saying nothing was wrong with it for months. shit always made me laugh.
Anonymous No.719707445 >>719708234
>>719686395 (OP)
I swear Microsoft cancels more games than it publishes, getting bought out by Microsoft is basically a death sentence for a developer.
Anonymous No.719707450
>>719687452
Would be to good to be true
The Microsoft Semites will make sure they take a big fat dump on white peoples historical commons with that piece of shit
Anonymous No.719707525
>>719686458
The beatings will continue until shareholder value improves.
Anonymous No.719707564
>>719692745
Yea man. Totally.
Its the obscure winds of meetings and management and not the banking Semites that fund the cultural deconstruction of every white nation on the planet.
Anonymous No.719707618
>>719686395 (OP)
Why did they give her that jaw, fucking hell
Anonymous No.719707667
>>719703447
Lara Croft will never be relevant again as long as that shit studios is holding her hostage
Anonymous No.719707680
>>719686395 (OP)
>that Jaw

good. GOOD.
Anonymous No.719707692
I liked Perfect Dark Zero
Anonymous No.719707756
>>719686398
>A trailer revealing the game in 2024 was well received
Huh? No one liked Jawanna Dark.
Anonymous No.719707834 >>719708121
>>719689541
>company dies
>get instantly hired as CEO for another company
>sell company for maximum profit
>rinse and repeat
Reminder that Bethesda just hired the lead writer of Dragon Age Veilguard. Those parasite never fail.
Anonymous No.719707940
>>719686395 (OP)
Sound like Fairgame$ and Fable are getting shitcanned too.

Why are western devs completely incapable of making a game in current year?
Anonymous No.719708086
>>719686395 (OP)
What the fuck is that jaw?
Anonymous No.719708091
>>719689867
Ehhhhhh, that's a bit of a stretch. The biggest problem with PD from MS' point of view is that they spent four years dicking around in pre-production, and only two years in actual development (before cancellation). If Joanna were attractive then the development team would have to be competent and have the game done already, I guess you could argue that.
Anonymous No.719708121
>>719707834
>Bethesda just hired the lead writer of Dragon Age Veilguard
>I played a Bethesda game in the last decade
lol, lmao even.

They fit perfectly together and anyone buying either bioware or bethesda products got noone to blame but themself.

also, morrowind released 23 years ago, it was the exact last time i was hyped for a beth game.
Anonymous No.719708141 >>719708210
>>719693426
>>719707218
It's crazy how 6th gen middleware games shit on current gen AAA slop by the mere fact that they're just honest to god video games.
>pic related is just you and your resistance homies shooting invaders, while some hot chick with nipples poking through her tank top tells you how fucking good you are
Simple as
Anonymous No.719708210
>>719708141
They also win for not being live service crap that has to be updated and patched every fucking hour. You just clicked start and played the game.
Anonymous No.719708234 >>719708448
>>719707445
To be fair it's not MS's fault that every western devs are trans that want to kill themselves and their studio.
They gave them infinite money, limitless freedom and 5 years and they didn't even start working on the game.
Anonymous No.719708420
>>719701259
It's a 2ch joke.
Anonymous No.719708448 >>719708881 >>719709139
>>719708234
AAA game dev might as well be government work now. Now KPIs, no deadlines, no accountability, inflated salaries due to being located in the most expensive parts of the country, and no one ever gets fired ever because some yid lawyer will file a lawsuit.
Anonymous No.719708881 >>719709098
>>719708448
short of burning the entire corporate vidya industry down to zero, what can be done?
Anonymous No.719709096
>>719698932
You don't understand that young and hot women are misogynistic because female writers are all post-wall middle aged women who are in denial that they're old news so they're self-inserting older women into games they have no place in.
Anonymous No.719709098
>>719708881
Frankly I don't see any way out other than doing what worked for decades: a team of nothing but heterosexual white and Asian (American defintion if Asian - no pajeets) and a management structure that only cares about results/profits and not Larry Fink's diversity fueled ego.
Anonymous No.719709139 >>719709267
>>719708448
KPIs are fucking dogshit and probably part of the reason for Microsoft fucking shit up constantly. Oh you wrote X lines of code this week? That's great! (even though 90% of it is redundant, buggy and/or unusable). You only wrote Y lines of code (that is actually functional and useful), hmm we're going to need to have a meeting about your performance (wasting more time and money).
Anonymous No.719709267
>>719709139
No, KPIs are great if you don't structure them like a retards. Instead of "total lines of code written" that needs to be "total lines of code USED IN GAME that DID NOT require revision after QA and debugging."

All you need to do is structure your KPIs so that any retard with a pulse couldn't sleepwalk through it.
Anonymous No.719709365
>>719703729
That guy looks exactly like The Rock.
Anonymous No.719709501
>>719703379
>have semi-open world map design and place emphasis on it, despite in-house tech clearly not ready for it
>also have the single most restrictive low rank phase with a railroaded story

I don't understand what Capcom was trying to do here.
Anonymous No.719710241
>>719686395 (OP)
The moment that they could sense the axe coming, they should have rushed promo art of sexy Joanna with a young, feminine face and a body like a Marvel Rivals character blasting aliens and looking very 1970s sci-fi. I give 90% odds that the positive discussion would have saved them.

That would require them putting their egos aside and admitting that fighting the male gaze was a mistake, though. And their pipeline is probably so bloated that it would take them over six months to put out a promotional pic.
Anonymous No.719710783
>>719686395 (OP)
Don't worry, they're insane activists so another developer will gladly give them new jobs in a heartbeat.
Anonymous No.719710937 >>719713272
>>719686395 (OP)
>Disheartening News
Anonymous No.719711035
>>719692468
I always found uncharted to be a better game than tomb raider.
Anonymous No.719711175
The wierdest part about the russian trollbots is that they created this reality marble among them where perfectly fine looking females are spoken of as this eyescorching abomination upon your sight.
If they laid a bit lower then they wouldn't look like 2 bots talking to eachother.
Anonymous No.719713216
>>719686458
Perfect Dark was a AAA game?
Anonymous No.719713272
>>719710937
He is being sarcastic dude, jesus.