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Anonymous No.719705698 >>719705750 >>719705835 >>719706169 >>719706586 >>719706987 >>719709023
ITT: games that mindbroke /v/
post 'em
Anonymous No.719705750 >>719709023
>>719705698 (OP)
BotW, heres a bonus concept art for the game
Anonymous No.719705835 >>719709023
>>719705698 (OP)
Of course Bananza broke /v/
You actually have to play it in order to enjoy it, something that they're not accostumed to
Anonymous No.719705934 >>719706590
frankly, what game doesn't mindbreak /v/?
every single release feels like it's accompanied by drama.
the only time when this board isn't mindbroken by something is during the release period where you can sometimes find people playing the game instead of doing mental gymnastics to defend/shit on the game
Anonymous No.719706169
>>719705698 (OP)
not even out yet btw
Anonymous No.719706410
Serious question:
Are tendies capable of genuine game discussion? All i see them post is either the most generic cattloid praise concievable (even AI written journotrash feels more genuine) or celebratory circlejerks over sales numbers
It's like they're livestock, unable to form human thoughts or connections, and simply bound together by their slavish servitude
Anonymous No.719706586
>>719705698 (OP)
I asked my trans friend to play this co-op with me but she beat it by herself on release night before I even bought it.
Anonymous No.719706590 >>719706850 >>719707561 >>719709905
>>719705934
>every single release feels like it's accompanied by drama.
thats because /v/, like most social media sites do, has become too popular and arteficial.
Theres no upvotes, no likes, no ID, this is the kind of thing that once made 4chan good, why would you come to /v/? for honesty, with no updoots or ID you could post whatever you thought, no backlash or negative wrongthink points
it was a place where people said what they actually thought, for better or worse, instead of curating the right opinions like with the shithole of plebbit

these days its just as bad here, everyone is so... artifiical. Pretending to be mad, happy, sad, excited over anything. everyone is pretending to be interesting, being facecious, being retarded on purpose. its like kids seeing "trolling" but not even understanding how to do it, so they just act like retards thinking theyre 'winning' when people call them retards.
that makes 4chan worse, without upvotes or score... youre doing it for FREE.

fact is 4chan is too mainstream now, infested with 2016 tourists AND reddit tourists AND 2020 tourists AND 2022 tourists.
These kids grew up on social media, the oldfags of 4chan grew up with either nothing or some wild west chatroom back in the day, never had to pretend to be cool to anyone. The new users here are all brainrotten from algorithm chasing and user score min maxing.

so they pretend to be outraged, to be retarded, to be angry. all to get invisible points that dont exist.
its all artificial, even the trophy. The art of trollingis long since lost, and all we're left with is tripe.
Anonymous No.719706694 >>719706953 >>719709645
It didn't mindbreak anyone. The reality is the switch 2 owners playing it all collectively called it a masterpiece since its all they have to play right now. It's already forgotten and certainly won;t be winning awards. Same will happen with kirby air riders, why would people want a another racing game thats a sequel to one few people played. To say that is a system seller is delusional
Anonymous No.719706751 >>719706906
More like you have to be truly mindbroken to pretend easy mode garbage for babies amazes you.
I doubt any of these game's "fans" ever 100% a DKC game.
Anonymous No.719706850 >>719706906 >>719707008
>>719706590
Maybe people genuinely just don't like shit games and don't give a shit what random internet secondaries think.
Anonymous No.719706906 >>719706994 >>719707051
>>719706751
DK World is pretty challenging if you dont level up your HP at all, im still at 3 hp and everything is a one shot. Not taking any damage at all beyond the half way point is pretty tough even for someone whos been gaming for 30 years
you control the buttons you press but. oh. you didnt even play the game, just saw the first 3 worlds eh?
>>719706850
nah, youre a newfag if you dont see how bad 4chan has gotten now.
everyone is an argumentitive asshole for literally no reason other than they think thats how they fit in.
Anonymous No.719706953 >>719708884
>>719706694
The legs on this game already showing strong signs. It's gonna be relevant for years to to come, become a classic and the most relevant DK game ever made. Cope buddy.
Anonymous No.719706987
>>719705698 (OP)
Elden ring
BG3
KCD2
Anonymous No.719706994 >>719707084
>>719706906
You're just sensitive because you're a newfag yourself.
Anonymous No.719707008 >>719707241
>>719706850
>Maybe people genuinely just don't like shit games and don't give a shit what random internet secondaries think
If they didn't, they wouldn't post about it every other day.
Anonymous No.719707051
>>719706906
>leveling up
>in a donkey kong game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.719707084 >>719707163
>>719706994
>point instantly proven
didnt even have to try. This place is full of insecure sub 16s projecting their insecurities onto others.
Anonymous No.719707163 >>719707221
>>719707084
What are you smoking? You said something and I replied to you. Get a grip you sad lonely thing.
Anonymous No.719707221 >>719707561
>>719707163
Anonymous No.719707241 >>719707397
>>719707008
How do you know they're posting about it every other day and you're not just talking to other people?
Anonymous No.719707397 >>719707469
>>719707241
A: youre too obvious, saying the same things day in day out like a buzzword factory. Clearly the same people up at the same time.
B: weve seen the schizo archive posts, like that one monster hunter guy who posts the same response in every singe MH thread on repeat daily.
C: doesnt matter even if it isnt, the concept of "they dont care they just dont like X game" makes no sense when theres 500 replies of seethe at any one game, or 500 replies of cope about any one gatcha game
clearly, its nothing to do with "I just dont like it"
Anonymous No.719707469 >>719709804
>>719707397
Holy shit. You couldn't pay me all the money in the world to live in that schizophrenic self-centered skull of yours.
Anonymous No.719707561 >>719709804
>>719707221
Now reread what you posted and try to think about if it applies to you and your screeching of projection and people raised on social media is just your own projection.
>>719706590
Anonymous No.719708884
>>719706953
whys it selling less week by week in japan then
Anonymous No.719708998
Bananza is ludokino, only third worlders that don't buy games and pretentious twats don't like it
Anonymous No.719709023 >>719709905
>>719705835
>>719705750
>>719705698 (OP)
I don't think any of this happened. If anything Skong, MKW, or Exp 33 mindbroke /v/. You're just trying to force something because you're insecure.
Anonymous No.719709097
the only thing bananza broke was my cock with pauline's feet and the 'p embedded 4chan threads
Anonymous No.719709645
>>719706694
It will for sure win "Best Family Game" at the very least.
Anonymous No.719709804
>>719707469
cope. facts are facts. Stop shitting up the threads with endless spam
>>719707561
cope. facts are facts. You are a newfag and you people ruined the site. Everyone old enough to know, knows. Since youre arguing about it, you clearly arent one of them.
Anonymous No.719709905
>>719709023
>months of endless mindbreaking
>months before and after release of shitty threads and posts
>pretend it didnt happen
>"n-no it didnt happen because.. .because I need something to argue over!"
why are you like this
why are you proving >>719706590 right?
Anonymous No.719709971
why are zoomers and /v/ tourists always so insecure? why do they always act up as soon as theyre called out?
cant they just embrace being a zoomer or new and get on with it? where does the insecurity come from?
Anonymous No.719710002
BotW
Deltarune
Sonic Crossworlds
E33