Thread 719718337

Who was worse off?

>>719718337 (OP)
movie blob is a functional adult without a criminal record, so he's already way ahead of chris

>>719718727
not to mention that he was correct about everything

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Utsuro now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNOomEEvZGM

>>719718727
Shit, I thought that was the Reshiram guy.

>>719718727
Chris married and reproduced. Bob didn't and he is probably going to lose his leg to diabetus.

>>719718337 (OP)
I don't know anything about Bob really, but Chris somehow manages to stay afloat, or succeed even, no matter what vile things he does.
He raped his senile mother, somehow got away with it, and is now with a Finnish lady who he impregnated, so his cursed genes are going to continue against all the odds. She unironically looks like she is 11 year old, I don't know if she has some sort of condition or something.

bob could easily stop being an unlikable faggot at any given time
chris was prophesied to have an unfortunate life

>>719718727
Chris was only convicted of trespassing and "assault" (justified self defense)

>>719718337 (OP)
Life is how we perceive it and for Chris life right now is an adventurous struggle between good and evil.
Do you slowly fade away into nothingness or do you remain in the safety of morning cartoon ignorance?

>>719719241
Barb's womb is barren thoughbeit.

did chris never take estrogen or an anti androgen? why do people insist his boys can swim? was he always just fat never actually transitioning?

>>719718337 (OP)
>Who was worse off?
me, nothingburger 28years old incel

>>719719241
flutter is not pregnant

>>719719545
Invisibility is great gift to me and not a curse

>>719718337 (OP)
There are thousands of petty would-be genocidal lunatics like bob, but only one chris-chan.

>>719720260
*Christine

Don't deadname our girl.

>>719719345
Whoever that lindsay girl is she sure seems like a mean asshole, talking to someone like that who was just trying to be friendly

>>719719895
good for you i guess

>>719722412
Thanks.

>>719718337 (OP)
Moviebob is a sperg but is still functional. He's a laughing stock and suffers from terminally online syndrome and TDS, but that's...mostly about as far as he goes.
Chris has been completely mindfucked as a result of trolls, internet fame, and now all of the circumstances around him trooning out and fucking his mom. His entire life for the last 15 years is him getting jerked around by trolls and people trying to take advantage of him. Whatever is left of his brain is complete mush, there's nothing left there.

>>719718337 (OP)
>the illusion of choice

>>719718337 (OP)
If chris chan de-troons or if the child is actually his then I'd believe we're healing as a society.

>>719720394
Stop pretending. Everyone knows he did it to try to guilt date lesbians like all troon do.

>>719727429
>Chris finally believes he made it
>the baby comes out black

>>719719545
There is no such thing as internet "fame" both of these bastards probably wish they did something else with their lives. Its why the old "trolls" were people trying to get chris off the internet as that wasn't good or healthy for him.

>>719727570
That'd be tragic. I fully wish him good things.

>>719721872
Simp

>>719718337 (OP)
>both of them are wealthy, own a house and have girlfriends/wives and children

>>719727683
Does he deserve good things? I probably would have said so 5 years ago, but ever since the incident I genuinely don't think so.
He's gone from troubled, to despicable.

>>719727518
That's my point, he is no longer unique. There is only one Chris-chan, but there are thousands of Christines (male).

If I have an autistic son I'm going to make sure he is constantly exposed to trains and tractors and such, he will never see a cartoon. Hopefully his autistic obsession will be something productive instead of beating off to pokemon.

>>719727835
Was that ever confirmed to be true? With the way the internet works I never found out if he did do that to his mother. That sucks if so

>>719718337 (OP)
I miss when Bob’s stupidity was novel and funny. Claiming that a group that segregates races by caste are the good guys because they’re more diverse is the kind of full retard opinion that takes effort to cultivate.
He’s completely indistinguishable from the average TDS retard now

>>719727872
The best thing you can do is keep him off the internet, and try to keep his interests healthy. As someone who's worked with these sort of kids mainly due to my job and even the in laws. The issue isn't media or cartoons etc. It's what they do with that outlet. We've seen a case were a child was shy and autistic turn into a real faggy asshole thanks to being allowed unlimited internet access by the parents. He went from saying "I'd love to find a cute girl and have kids" to yelling at anyone telling him he's too young to know he's "gay". As part of the job I can't tell him his not, but I said maybe it's too early to talk about such things and called me a homophobe. It's sad but as long as his hobbies and pass times don't mix with hardcore sexual perversion then they'll end up fine.

>>719727930
He gave hints for a while, but actually admitted to it without even being prompted to (just brought up how he was banging his dementia ridden mother out of the blue)

>>719727872
Having one of those autists who knows fucking everything about engines or something as a son sounds pretty good. I'd be proud of that.
If autists were all forced to hyperfixate on something productive, society would be improved remarkably

>>719727862
True, That's a really good point man.

There is something I find particularly disgusting about low IQ people that have intense sexual urges that they can't control. They feel more like animals than any other kind of human.

>>719728769
Yeah it's an innate survival thing. Before those types didn't live for long. It's really amplified by being less intelligent. It's also why its an observed phenomena for boys and teens as well. There's that awkward phase where all you can think about is the opposite sex. Funnily enough women never grow out of this phase, but you can't say that for some reason.

>22, born with high functioning autism
>stuck in probably the worst despair in my life for the past month or so
>forced to drop university earlier this year after flopping out and realizing i absolutely hated the major and career field i was about to enter
>forced to practically drift away from all of my few irl friends, had to go through a hard breakup convo with my gf who lived nearby my old uni
>back to my old deadend part-time job that refuses to give me more than 3 shifts per week, parents keep begging me to get a full-time job despite nobody fucking hiring, even if i do go full-time i'll probably just end up losing time on the few things on this earth that bring me happiness
>know that neurodivergent people can reach heights barely accomplishable by human (Satoshi Tajiri, Bill Gates, Tim Burton, etc.), but can also can easily fall into lolcow territory (Chris-Chan, WorldofT-Shirts, MovieBob, etc).

ive genuinely never been more scared about my future until the past month, i know that i need to get back into uni or find some passion back into my life but fuck there's practically nothing that i'm good at in life
im scared to fuck up again

>>719718337 (OP)
I think being Chris is the better option of the two

>>719729438
>able to have a girlfriend
>and attend uni
>and have friends
>and work
>has a possible successful career on the horizon
>only 22 years old, who life ahead

>"OOOH, WOE IS ME, I MIGHT NOT BE THE NEXT BILL GATES IF I'M NOT CAREFUL"
>I'm going to cry about it (with anime girl pictures) on 4chan
Fuck off you whiny faggot, there's autists who struggle much, much more in life than you.

>>719718337 (OP)
Chris thinks he is a woman
I think that says it all

>>719730021
To this day I'm unsure if he does or not.
He's admitted more than once that it's just a ploy to get with lesbians, and he still considers himself entirely hetero.

>>719729438
Your autism literally had nothing to do with the rest of your story. It's just the convenient cope you have chosen why you are currently failing. Rest is just generic anxiety about moderate failure. Honestly fuck off.

>>719719437
No her you idiot
The finnish girls

>>719730148
He's sucked dicks at conventions tho, how does he rationalize that???

>>719730294
There are far saner people than he is that rationalize this with the "bi-curious" meme.

>>719727518
lol using guilt to rape lesbs? fucking based

>>719727683
>I fully wish him good things.
Why? He's actually a bad person. Yes he's retarded and his parents failed him but even before he raped his mom he had
>been banned from multiple stores for being a nuisance
>tried to threaten the dean of PCC
>tried to run over Snyder with his car
>pepper sprayed an innocent employee after vandalizing sonic merchandise
>shown to be incapable of apologizing for any of his actions

>>719730294
Okay I wasn't aware of the dicksucking
Maybe he's a fag (and that's OK) but I still don't know if he's fully convinced he's a woman

Chris-chan is ultimate evidence that while endlessly trying can get your dick wet but it's totally not worth it.

>>719718337 (OP)
No Pamperchu?

>>719730547
I don't like lesbians, but trooning out and then forcing dykes to sleep with you is nasty behavior.

>>719730631
>Chris is absolutely insane but...
>Chris isn't a virgin
>Chris has a social life

What's your excuse, /v/? Why are you alone?

>>719718337 (OP)
That particular picture of cwc gets to me. You can still see humanity and self-awareness in his expression. At one point there was still a glimmer of hope for him.

Autistic people are afraid of becoming chris chan

>>719730595
Based chad that lives by his own rules.

>>719732437
Because Chris is the best advertisement to not try. I will just have a calm and enjoyable virgin life instead of whatever the fuck his life is.

>>719719135
he's still at it to this day, apparently. going to and from the planes of oblivion on sexual business n shit

>>719718337 (OP)
Moviebob is a joke but Chris is a legend. An infamous legend albeit.

>>719727872
It won't, see train otaku in japan. Literally willing to commit murder over fucking photograph opportunities.

>>719732437
Because I'm afraid of women and the last time I socialized outside my job was like a decade ago, I have no friends, I'm too old to make friends and I forgot how to make one.

>>719718978
His movie reviews are usually pretty good. Sure, he's a bit of a nerd(oh no!), but he's not at all this crazy monster that people try to make him out as.

>>719732871
Hope he stays safe during these perilous journeys.

>>719718337 (OP)
Movieblob is perma seething so i wager Chris actually enjoys life more

>>719733732
This is the good kind of 'tism.

>>719733124
The issue isn't that he's a nerd. He's a huge faggot to boot. When he was just a gamer giving opinions on games then he actually had a good following. Once he got on twitter and gamergate mind broke him it was over.

>>719734307
He was already showing the cracks when he went to bat for other m due solely to being assmad about dudebros, and had a catastrophically retarded moment where he thought the UNSC from Halo were bad because they were white guys fighting the diverse covenant, a fucking caste based society.

>>719718727
>movie blob is a functional adult

The Furry with a diaper fetish who actually started dumpster diving for used diapers to fill his bathtub with who then started uploading videos of him talking about wanting to creep with little boys in the back of his car and about wanting to run people over for fun.

>>719718978
>>719733124
>>Correct about everything!
>>Good reviews!
>He defended the Last Jedi.
Anonymous...

The kids these days are so quick to call everyone online a lolcow, wanting make something out of nothing. Me? I just want to see updates on what retarded shit Moviebob and DarkSydePhil are doing.

>>719730021
It's worse than that, he now thinks he's Jesus Christ

>>719735018
The era of lolcows is over sadly, they have either gornw old, stale or passed away. The "lolcows" we have today are just people who get bullied on tiktok

>>719735071
We all know he doesn't really think that, he's just saying stupid shit for attention. He is well aware how infamous he is. He originally wrote the letter about him claiming to be Jesus Christ while in jail as some pathetic attempt to look insane for an insanity plea. He is more aware of what he is doing than most people give him credit for because they desperately wish he was as crazy as he pretends to be for reals.

>>719735018
someone shouldn't be deemed a lolcow until they consistently go full retard for a year.

>>719735173
Millennials made the best lolcows. Now if someone is annoying, they lean into it and make lots of money. It isn't the same.

>>719735173
Yeah, the old lolcows were actually providing content without the need for interaction from trolls. They were just that clueless and lacked the self awareness to understand that they were in fact being laughed at. The word lolcow is thrown around so lightly now that it has lost all meaning, couple that with the kiwifags that will just label anyone a lolcow for simply existing on the internet.

>>719728261
the ability for the internet to worm its way into young and vulnerable minds and converts teens/kids into thinking their parents are their enemies is legitimately grim. Ive seen it happen to my own brother and now its like looking at a family member who fell into drugs and fucked up their life beyond repair.

>>719732437
How can women actually be around him? I imagine he smells terrible 24/7.

>>719735631
If they do this then they are legitimately too intelligent to be a lolcow.

>>719732437
Man... what am I doing wrong?

>>719719241
Chris is not married and has probably rendered himself infertile from abusing unprescribed hormones

>>719719248
>got away with it
chris spent two and a half years in jail and a mental hospital

>>719735691
Kiwifags themselves have collectively become their own lolcow.

>>719736840
He did a act so foul that in a just world god would have smited him on the ground he stood.
2 years is nothing. I don't care if he was encouraged to do it there's being a tard and then there's willingly raping your elderly mom.

haha lolcow lmao hahaha roflcopter XD

>>719736840
>elderly abuse
>rape
>incest
Two years was nothing

>lolcow
I wish this was the case.
Chris-chan is a horrorcow for many years now.

The fact chris actually went through with it and didn't stop halfway through, or even 1/4th of the way through should tell you how much he regrets it

>>719727930
Barb was taken to a hospital for an examination and a day or so later they arrested Chris. She never cooperated with the investigation beyond that, but if Barb didn't say anything, then they must have found something during that exam

>>719736995
They'd be more tolerable without the holier than thou attitude and the whole act that they're the final custodians and arbiters of lolcows

>>719719345
You're telling me he wasn't convicted of sexually assaulting his mentally ill mother? Because I could've sworn that was a thing that happened.

pamperchu

>>719737542
>rape
never accused of or charged with rape. i know popular consensus is Barb has dementia, but she was perfectly coherent any time she barged in on Chris unaware he was streaming, and after the arrest she was in a car accident that looked an awful lot like a suicide attempt

>>719718337 (OP)
I don't know who left is, but right is an Internet legend.

>>719737794
He was in jail for 2 years but the charges were dismissed

Drachenlord is funnier than Chris-chan. No autism, no bullshit. Just legit low IQ.

>>719738407
When I first discovered him I was not prepared for any of that. That sick fuck is worse than Chris

>>719738814
the patrician's prize pig is rick thopmson