Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:24 PM
No.719726276
>>719726195 (OP)
Why did they copy a name of the Infamous DLC?
>>719726195 (OP)
>2025
>thinking anyone under the age of 40 cares about james bond
what the FUCK were they thinking?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:48:53 PM
No.719726323
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:50:25 PM
No.719726427
>>719727291
>>719726195 (OP)
>spy doing stealth shit
>doesn't use a suppressor and subsonic ammo
i hate this shit. i have suppressors on my daily carry and car gun because guns are FUCKING LOUD and firing an unsuppressed one, especially indoors, is going to alert everyone half a mile or more away
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:52:11 PM
No.719726548
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:55:51 PM
No.719726852
>>719726195 (OP)
Finally a prequel for dying light and last light
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:29 PM
No.719726974
>>719736065
>>719726301
JAMES BOND JUNIORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:57:48 PM
No.719727005
>>719726195 (OP)
What is James Bond pronounce in this game? I fucking hate everything that comes from anglos and americans. Suck my uncut dick.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 7:58:43 PM
No.719727073
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:04 PM
No.719727253
don't have high hopes. as much as i love nuHitman, that engine is held together with duct tape. i'm expecting this to give off 'hacked together' vibes
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:15 PM
No.719727272
>>719728639
>>719726301
Good point, zoomers don't care about James Bond. And the ones that care get fucked over with woke shit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:15 PM
No.719727273
Starts now
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:33 PM
No.719727291
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:01:51 PM
No.719727310
diet tom cruise lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:02 PM
No.719727321
>>719727421
the graphics look rather dated
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:02:31 PM
No.719727370
woke?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:03:16 PM
No.719727421
>>719727571
>>719727321
Compared to what, IOI isn't known for visual masterpieces.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:03:33 PM
No.719727445
>boring driving and talking segment
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:03:54 PM
No.719727478
>>719726195 (OP)
The girl boss character is already taking over. FUCK OFF
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:04:34 PM
No.719727534
"*cough* back seat driver"
cringe dialogue
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:00 PM
No.719727571
>>719727654
>>719727421
looks worse than mafia definitive edition
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:30 PM
No.719727614
>>719726195 (OP)
Zamn this shit will run on switch 2??
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:43 PM
No.719727626
>>719727709
>Cant wait to make a game about the most famous fictional of my countrymen
>hassan abrahak
fucking kek
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:05:58 PM
No.719727645
Finally stopped driving
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:06:03 PM
No.719727654
>>719727571
Well that uses UE5 assets and this is IOI's custom engine.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:06:47 PM
No.719727709
>>719727937
>>719727626
IOI isn't british retard
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:05 PM
No.719727794
>>719727841
>>719726195 (OP)
Why is he still acting like he's on Dexter?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:40 PM
No.719727841
>>719727794
now that would be a cool game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:44 PM
No.719727848
>zoomer bond
no thanks
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:08:53 PM
No.719727856
looks like a generic 2017 game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:09:43 PM
No.719727916
PRESS R3 TO ACTIVATE BOND SENSE
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:09:47 PM
No.719727920
It's Hitman with a James Bond skin, meh
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:09:50 PM
No.719727923
Hitman 4 looking more cinematic than usual
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:02 PM
No.719727937
>>719728161
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:07 PM
No.719727945
Bond looks like a skinny dope, even old man Craig has a thicker neck.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:31 PM
No.719727968
>>719726301
This. Zoomers dont care about white protagonists anymore.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:45 PM
No.719727983
It looks like absolute slop. You can't even hop the fucking fence until you make the diversion to do it, it's just linear hitman.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:47 PM
No.719727986
>>719728075
literally hitman reskin
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:48 PM
No.719727989
Those fucking stutters. Is this UE5?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:50 PM
No.719727996
The enemy ai is so retarded just like the nu hitman games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:56 PM
No.719728009
>>719728075
This is definitely more Hitman than I expected honestly.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:10:58 PM
No.719728014
>>719726195 (OP)
I'm so fucking excited for the timid exclusive twitch drop skin and gadgets bros
Also i hope they show their new gachabox system soon
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:05 PM
No.719728021
Its just linear, no action hitman.
>bond has asscreed eagle vision
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:30 PM
No.719728051
>>719726195 (OP)
New Hitman looks good
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:36 PM
No.719728057
It can be gud like indiana jones. I'm on hopium.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:49 PM
No.719728075
>>719728009
>>719727986
Not sure why you would expect anything other than Hitman Bond Edition, I thought that was the whole point
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:11:56 PM
No.719728087
>>719728043
The Hitman vision?
bruv why is state of play now a third party? First borderlands 4 and now this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:07 PM
No.719728104
Really man? All that to ignite some hay on a wheelbarrow...?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:23 PM
No.719728127
this is like a ps3 game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:38 PM
No.719728140
Isn't this just Splinter Cell Conviction?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:43 PM
No.719728152
>>719726195 (OP)
Looks a hitman spin off
could be fun, depending on allowed routes and action.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:51 PM
No.719728161
>>719728303
>>719727937
yes, their fifth studio being in the UK means they're british. let's ignore that 95% of their employees are in copenhagen
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:54 PM
No.719728167
>>719728341
Hitman: WoA but boring
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:12:57 PM
No.719728174
>>719728103
Marketing rights
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:18 PM
No.719728204
>M saar
>Money Penny is also black
>Bond looks like a young zoomer
Awful.
Never played Hitman. Do those also have guards that are hilariously oblivious?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:35 PM
No.719728232
>the music
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:34 PM
No.719728235
MAIDS
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:49 PM
No.719728248
>>719726301
Based. Maybe this game won't have a weak gay fan base afraid of their own shadow and empty rooms.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:13:58 PM
No.719728257
>>719728219
Yes. This is literally a hitman reskin, no difference at all so far.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:09 PM
No.719728269
>>719726195 (OP)
This was made by the same people who made the famous murder sandbox simulator?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:11 PM
No.719728273
>>719728334
Nobody notices a big ass man climbing the building lmao?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:20 PM
No.719728282
>>719726195 (OP)
Well, I hate it.
Hate the dialogues, the UI, the corridor Hitman, the sonar vision,...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:36 PM
No.719728302
He's been doing nothing but walking for 5 minutes now.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:37 PM
No.719728303
>>719728584
>>719728161
can you read?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:14:56 PM
No.719728325
Looks gud and i'm going to play it. But this could be so much more epic.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:03 PM
No.719728334
>>719728273
I can't think of a game in the stealth genre that doesn't have brain dead AI. You either subscribe to darkness=invisible, or you have dumb AI that can't look up and lack peripheral vision
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:12 PM
No.719728341
>>719728167
more like Hitman: DoA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:29 PM
No.719728359
>skipping there
what
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:32 PM
No.719728360
>>719726195 (OP)
>It's Hitman
>but ass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:34 PM
No.719728361
>>719728219
Nu-hitman yes. Old games had levels that would fuck your shit up with any mistake.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:50 PM
No.719728372
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:57 PM
No.719728385
>>719728842
>>719727894
It's also fucking ugly with that distortion on the sides.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:15:57 PM
No.719728386
>>719726195 (OP)
Why he's talking to himself like a retard?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:16:35 PM
No.719728431
NO MORE GIRLBOSSES!!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:16:46 PM
No.719728442
driving reminds me of ridge racer
RIIIIDGE RACER
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:11 PM
No.719728481
this is awful
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:14 PM
No.719728483
>>719726195 (OP)
It not just hitman
IT's HITMAN and Uncharted.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:15 PM
No.719728485
copypasted food stands
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:18 PM
No.719728490
>Take shortcut
>still chasing car
>happens twice
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:17:37 PM
No.719728518
>>719728785
more motion blur, please. I can almost make out what Im supposed to be seeing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:13 PM
No.719728563
I play this. But don't be woke...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:27 PM
No.719728584
>>719728760
>>719728103
because jim ryan destroyed the PS5 generation by forcing all of PS Studios on doomed live service slop. elevating third parties is all they can do
>>719728303
the person you're complaining about (hassan abrahak) is in denmark, along with the rest of IOI proper. everyone who's played nuhitman knows this, stop embarassing yourself
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:40 PM
No.719728593
>>719728706
I WANT to like this, the concept is fine, Hitman Bond is fine, the game'll probably be cool, but this showcase sucks cock, it's been 15 minutes and half of it was driving and half of it was walking, why on earth did they pick this to showcase
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:18:58 PM
No.719728623
Very exciting "chase"
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:03 PM
No.719728625
Man this car chase is boring as hell.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:04 PM
No.719728629
>>719733410
>james bond car chase
>no gadgets used
its just another generic 3rd person shooter
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:14 PM
No.719728639
>>719732464
>>719727272
What do zoomers care about?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:27 PM
No.719728645
this looks fine chud, whats your problem this time?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:40 PM
No.719728658
>>719726195 (OP)
this looks so ass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:19:56 PM
No.719728678
Hitman but without any gameplay
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:17 PM
No.719728706
>>719728593
Because this was the best thing they had to show.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:24 PM
No.719728715
>>719727894
I don't care for that depth of field vignette
combination of two of the worse screen shader effects
only thing missing is chromatic abrasion
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:30 PM
No.719728724
>>719728837
inb4 uncharted 3 plane scene
I know this board hates Naughty Dog, I certainly dislike Druckmann, but they would have made a fantastic Bond game.
Uncharted has it all. Actually witty and not obnoxious characters, gameplay variety, memorable set pieces, great graphics,...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:36 PM
No.719728729
>>719726195 (OP)
I have zoomer faggot protagonists fatigue
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:20:57 PM
No.719728750
Turned into the most generic TPS campaign, even Uncharted looks less bland than this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:04 PM
No.719728760
>>719728584
classic danish name
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:05 PM
No.719728762
i will play it and i will get mad.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:07 PM
No.719728767
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:12 PM
No.719728780
Shit looks lame as hell. N64 wins again
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:16 PM
No.719728785
>>719728518
It's not just motion blur, its obviously using dynamic resolution.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:25 PM
No.719728795
>>719726195 (OP)
Looks like a movie game but actually interactive.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:27 PM
No.719728797
Red barrel go boom
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:38 PM
No.719728810
can someone clean the camera, its covered in lard and making everything seem blurry
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:42 PM
No.719728815
reminds me of good old 7/10 ps3 slop, i kinda missed these games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:46 PM
No.719728821
This looks like a random generic 360/ps3 era action game.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:48 PM
No.719728824
those bullets went right though him
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:49 PM
No.719728825
Oof that FPS drop.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:53 PM
No.719728837
>>719728724
Which was inspired by the Living Daylights.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:55 PM
No.719728839
This reminds me of the intro to TND when Bond starts exploding everything.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:56 PM
No.719728841
>>719728774
More like Absolution 2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:21:57 PM
No.719728842
>>719728385
yep. fuck chromatic aberration.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:20 PM
No.719728862
imagine if someone never played GTA, or any game since 2000, they would be so excited for this
I unironically miss these PS360 era kind of games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:37 PM
No.719728883
even gears of war has more restraint than this lmao
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:49 PM
No.719728902
>shoot barrels
>they dont explode
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:22:58 PM
No.719728915
>>719727894
>3rd person walking simulator
my favorite unreal engine type of slop!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:25 PM
No.719728949
WHAT ?!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:34 PM
No.719728967
>blow up car
>other cars blow up in sequence
This looks fun
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:23:38 PM
No.719728970
Uncharted and its consequences
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:04 PM
No.719729004
this looks like one of those silly mobile game ads but with a budget so far
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:14 PM
No.719729018
Double 0 push-that-guy
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:24 PM
No.719729030
Jesus Christ this is so bad
We were supposed to get hitman not Uncharted
What a waste
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:40 PM
No.719729053
>007 FPS
this chat is alright
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:43 PM
No.719729054
>>719726195 (OP)
>that frame rate when he crashes into those fruit stands
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:24:56 PM
No.719729070
Hey guys, can you watch over my red barrel while I go buy some cigarettes?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:13 PM
No.719729086
>that banking mechanic
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:33 PM
No.719729118
>>719729178
Holy shit those framerates
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.719729123
NuMan 4 died for this?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.719729124
silky smooth FPS
Jesus Christ sony must be desperate if they thought this was worth showing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.719729125
>>719729178
HOLY FPS DROP
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:36 PM
No.719729126
>>719729178
lmao the absolute state of the frame rate
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:44 PM
No.719729137
>007fps
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:25:48 PM
No.719729141
>007 FPS
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UNCHARTED WAS 10 YEARS AGO AND LOOKED WAY BETTER
>DOA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:07 PM
No.719729162
its just the literal exact uncharted scene lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:15 PM
No.719729170
>>719726195 (OP)
>007 FPS
kek
looks okay overall but some animations look stiff
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:15 PM
No.719729172
>>719729240
>>719726195 (OP)
Do EVEN zoomers want to play a zoomer James Bond?!
Who's the audience for this? Gen alpha? Trannies?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:18 PM
No.719729178
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:27 PM
No.719729189
>>719728774
Unironically looks worse than uncharted
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:34 PM
No.719729197
>>719729332
THEY'RE DOING THE UNCHARTED PLANE SEQUENCE
FUCK ME
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:26:38 PM
No.719729207
20fps 360 era action games are back bros
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:04 PM
No.719729231
Jesus, that's what they decided to show?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:08 PM
No.719729240
>>719729172
a middle ground that appeals to no one
do the bond movies have this much explosion shit happening? This reminded me more of mission impossible than james bond.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:26 PM
No.719729268
>generic uncharted rip-off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:27 PM
No.719729270
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:38 PM
No.719729283
This feels like if they made a Roger Moore Bond game exclusively for the PS3 in 2009
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:27:51 PM
No.719729303
>>719729386
That was honestly more Uncharted than Hitman, not sure how I feel about that.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:11 PM
No.719729330
>>719729264
The old Bond games had a lot of explosions happening.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:13 PM
No.719729332
>>719729197
>Uncharted plane sequence
Uncharted ripped it off from the Living Daylights
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:27 PM
No.719729342
>those fucking faces
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:28 PM
No.719729345
wtf happened to game optimization holy fuck
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:31 PM
No.719729349
I could defend everything else and hope they'll fix some clunk by the release |
But that 7 FPS
DWAG
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:41 PM
No.719729362
who the fuck actually plays with this insane amount of motion blur?
>instead of developing Freelancer they wasted their energy on this
>>719726301
I'm 20 and watched most of them growing up. I fucking love those films and they are some of my favorite films ever. I love the Sean Connery films, I love the Roger Moore films, and there were some pretty good ones after that. They only bond I don't much care for is the Daniel Craig ones, but I never did watch much more than a bit of Casino Royalle and I don't remember much. I'm open to this game being good, but I'd be a LOT more interested in bond games that take place in the 60's or something. I don't really like modernized things. I feel like this game is going to undercut my expectations just by the fact it probably won't have the charm. I feel like it's going to be another episode of "safe" egg shell walking rahashing of "what works TM". I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
I will absolutely give it a chance, I'm not going to go fill doomer about it, there's not really a just reason to jump to conclusions yet.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:51 PM
No.719729378
I know /v/ hates absolutely everything no matter what it is, but this actually looks dire and the shitposting will be justified. Uncharted 4 was at least fun if you want that over the shoulder cinematic moviegame experience. I can't believe they included that 5 minute driving section here. Really dull.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:53 PM
No.719729385
>>719728930
>will never get co-op kino like Everything or Nothing again
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:28:55 PM
No.719729386
>>719729303
would be fine if it's a studio known for good action games
the last real action game IO release was Hitman Absolution
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.719729394
It's all so stiff and scripted. Tries to be a mix of Hitman and Uncharted but it's the worst of both.
Only ND can make Uncharted so they might as well have done a Hitman game, open sandbox levels with a few action moments in-between.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:01 PM
No.719729395
This just makes me want to play Uncharted
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:01 PM
No.719729396
>>719729264
later ones, yeah. not as much as the average bond game ofc but larger than life action is on-brand for the movies
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:03 PM
No.719729404
So it's a linear Hitman game but with a generic James Bond instead of Agent 47 and the entire game is made with reused assets from the World of Assassination trilogy.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:09 PM
No.719729412
>007 fps
>Uncharted gameplay
It just keeps getting worse. You could have literally just reskinned Shitman and it would have been better than this mess.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:17 PM
No.719729414
MI6 sure is looking BROWN
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:20 PM
No.719729416
>>719729460
short haired woman
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:36 PM
No.719729431
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:38 PM
No.719729434
>>719731563
>>719729363
You should be grateful; modern developers lack the skill and talent to make a classic franchise justice.
Sometimes dead is better.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:45 PM
No.719729441
>>719726195 (OP)
James Bond simply doesn't belong in a world without the Soviet Union.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:29:56 PM
No.719729460
who the fuck gave this preview the greenlight? it is painfully stuttery and laggy which makes no sense because it's clearly using the exact same engine and graphics as WoA so I did they just forget how to use the engine since then?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:10 PM
No.719729478
>>719729372
definately the NuHitman engine
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:30 PM
No.719729497
>>719729548
Framerate still, not shaken
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:41 PM
No.719729509
>from the makers of starfield npc's
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:30:59 PM
No.719729535
>>719729936
>>719729363
if 007 producers who don't play games come at you with a $400 million blank check "make game like hitman but with james bond" you'd take it too
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:00 PM
No.719729540
>>719729364
>but I'd be a LOT more interested in bond games that take place in the 60's or something.
Same, I feel like Bond just doesn't work quite the same without the Cold War backdrop for stories. Maybe even the early cold war
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:04 PM
No.719729548
>>719729497
>still, not shaken
Hello ResetEra sirs
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:04 PM
No.719729549
the NPCs are giving Starfield
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:06 PM
No.719729551
>>719726195 (OP)
If this is the FPS that's gonna be running on PS5
Imagine it on Switch 2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:12 PM
No.719729556
>>719729472
They're trying to do too much with it, that physics gimmick was painful.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:37 PM
No.719729587
>>719729370
I could never find that game in stores when I had a ps3.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:31:48 PM
No.719729608
there is 0 animation transition. grim
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:31 PM
No.719729652
>>719728865
>ยซBond, your target is Charles, 100lvl Mafia Boss. He is behind all the redeemed cardsยป
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:34 PM
No.719729657
>ENVIRONMENT SCAN
gaming is dead. It's over
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:48 PM
No.719729671
>casually walk up to guy in office and just shut the door
lmaio
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:32:56 PM
No.719729682
this looks like a fucking stupid linear hitman clone. would get it on sale for like $2 and quit playing halfway through
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:25 PM
No.719729723
>walking around mansion mission #35
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:33:33 PM
No.719729728
>gropes the guys ass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:00 PM
No.719729768
They had a perfect example to just improve...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:08 PM
No.719729782
>>719729472
WoA was built for giant sandboxes with occasional cinematic setpieces, it was not built vehicle chases and giant explosions or levels abusing object physics so no surprise it shits the bed badly
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:16 PM
No.719729798
>007 Assassin's Uncharted
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:24 PM
No.719729812
>other NPCs you aren't punching just stare as you kill their friend
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:27 PM
No.719729815
>>719729894
wtf wrong with the motion blur
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:27 PM
No.719729816
>enemy patiently waits his turn to hit you
why cant we get past this meme
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:27 PM
No.719729817
>>719729894
holy shit.
look at the blur every movement leaves.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:30 PM
No.719729823
>>719730138
Those particle effects are some of the best ive ever seen but framerate tanks every single time when they're on screen lol
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:34:41 PM
No.719729834
looks like absolute shit, I wish Sony would stop funding these awful movie games
>Q pistol firearm
No Walter PPK?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:15 PM
No.719729873
The names Bond, Blurry Bond
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:19 PM
No.719729879
we watch dogs now
>IOI hasn't made a good game in 19 years
>people are acting surprised their latest turd looks like shit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:24 PM
No.719729890
>>719729963
this enemy ai is straight out of ps3 era games
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:25 PM
No.719729891
surprised I haven't heard a yuri lowenthal npc guard yet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:26 PM
No.719729894
>>719729815
>>719729817
also the fucking dust from slamming a guy like it's an anime
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:38 PM
No.719729910
>>719730051
>>719727894
Literally just looks like a more polished version of the Hitman games desu.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:39 PM
No.719729912
melee combat must be a complete fucking mess with how sloppily they cut together a bunch of clips for a fight instead of just one uncut clip of him clearing the room.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:47 PM
No.719729924
only good thing is the shooting as generic as it is
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:35:55 PM
No.719729936
>>719729535
It was the other way around. IOI went to the (now former) Bond producers to pitch this.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:00 PM
No.719729940
>>719730072
What's the point of the car chase stuff?
Either you put in Bond car gimmicks or leave it out. This seems like they are spreading themselves too thin across multiple angles and nothing really stands out.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:11 PM
No.719729958
>>719729885
I don't think anyone was expecting this to be good, they're just amazed it's so shit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:16 PM
No.719729963
>>719729890
the whole game does, for better and for worse
Am I crazy or did the writing get worse between Hitman 2016 and Hitman 3? In the first it felt more mature and grounded.
And now those quips are terrible and nothing like Bond.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:26 PM
No.719729976
>>719729885
all they have to do is make blood money every 2-3 years with new levels
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:47 PM
No.719730009
Realizing that they abandoned Hitman to work on this made me sad
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:36:50 PM
No.719730013
>another origin story
Come to think of it from the business stand point targeting Uncharted and Max Payne audience makes sense considering that they were starving for years.
But personally damn... This shit looks so bland and boring even if it's high in production values.
Also, I get it. Womanazier Bond is toxic masculinity" or whatever. But why can't we have fun gadgets and colorful locations with over the top villains. What's the argument against here?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:15 PM
No.719730048
Guns-sound-like-toys syndrome
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:18 PM
No.719730051
>>719730747
>>719729910
>more polished
so when they hire you to shill do they tell you exactly what times you need to be posting and do you have to send them back screenshot proof of your shilling to get that shiny american nickel they pay you or what?
>>719729840
Seems like some dumb licensing thing, all the weapons have fake names. They probably can't use Bond's official pistol name.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:25 PM
No.719730067
>$300 Collector's Edition
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:27 PM
No.719730072
>>719729940
it looked pretty grim but you cant have a modern bond story without a car chase.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:27 PM
No.719730073
>>719726195 (OP)
>xray vision
Please... I get tired just seeing that. It doesn't guarantee bad quality but I feel like the game is being played for me when such things are even present, I have UI clutter fatigue.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:29 PM
No.719730076
is that it?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:49 PM
No.719730089
>>719730205
everyone keeps whining that this looks like a ps3 game as if its a bad thing. This feels like an ambitious game from the pre- GAAS era, its refreshing to see so much effort put into a game that isn't trying to be a service.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:37:50 PM
No.719730094
>>719730231
>>719730019
>Max Payne
the shooting looks like shit though. it's basically going loud in hitman. this whole thing is just a reskinned hitman with a fighting system
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:15 PM
No.719730132
When was the last time we had PS3 era jankkino like this? This is almost nostalgic
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:16 PM
No.719730137
That was lame. I'm outta here.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:19 PM
No.719730138
>>719729823
Yeah I think the game looks very good, but that fps needs a lot of work.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:29 PM
No.719730159
>>719731562
>>719729885
more like modern players are retards and enjoy what Hitman has become
>>719730019
bourne came out and sent the bond franchise into a decades-long identity crisis
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:35 PM
No.719730168
>>719732193
>>719726301
Same with the Indiana Jones game.
No zoomer knows or cares about these old shriveled up boomer icons.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:46 PM
No.719730181
>>719729973
They have Danish ESLs trying to write Bond dialogue and it's painful
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:38:49 PM
No.719730185
>>719730368
I'm genuinely not trying to shitpost, but what the fuck was that? There was no confidence in the Bond, even if its a young Bond. The cinematic portions are fucking weak. I actually have somewhat hope of the Hitman level design to shine through with some sense of synergy with combat but they really refused to emphasize stealth being the absolute priority (WHICH I GUESS MAKES SENSE) but like that just came off as fucking discount Uncharted with Hitman lite attached to it with shitty Batman combat?
That's what they were working on after all this time?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:04 PM
No.719730204
1 (ONE !) game
The absolute state of play
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:04 PM
No.719730205
>>719730425
>>719730089
Man, it's terrifying seeing zoomers who are nostalgic for the PS3 wasteland era.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:21 PM
No.719730231
>>719730343
>>719730094
I don't mean 1to1 but in general - third person cinematic action adventure game set in modern world.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:36 PM
No.719730247
>>719729840
it'll probably have some attachements or other modes or whatever to play up how its a custom thing, separate from all the guns being generics.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:39:41 PM
No.719730251
>just ends
fucking kek thank you sony very cool
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:01 PM
No.719730280
>Hitman with James Bond Gadgets and more outright action focused set piece
Yeah, that's more or less what I expected.
Probably be pretty good, cause Hitman's pretty good.
Just interested in seeing more of the scenario design now. Not having all of the levels be assassinations like Hitman will free them up to do things. Just depends how creative they get.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:03 PM
No.719730281
>>719730019
Austin Powers killed colorful over the top Bond.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:05 PM
No.719730286
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:16 PM
No.719730298
just fix the framerate and it might be decent
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:23 PM
No.719730305
>>719731318
>and then it just sort of ends
what an awful presentation. what few shreds of hope I had left for this game are gone and based on the chat I'm not the only one. I'm sure they will ignore all the criticism though and release this unoptimized garbage and act surprised when nobody buys it. also how long before the usual excuses of it being an old build of the current build it runs at a creamy smoother 30fps but they couldn't use that build for the preview because...uhmm........ BECAUSE THEY JUST COULDN'T OK?
I think people itt have forgotten what ps3 games actually look like
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:33 PM
No.719730315
>>719730167
First Kingsman was what I expected modern Bond to be but more vulgar.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:40 PM
No.719730323
>>719730393
>>719729571
>>719729847
>>719729978
Why the samefagging and what's the issue?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:42 PM
No.719730328
They literally just wholesale took Hitman's assets and slapped Bond in them while at the same time cutting down on any sort of meaningful stealth and turning it into a shitty action game. I get that it's Bond, you can't do it without extravagant action scenes but at the same time, it doesn't really look interesting if you're a Hitman fan. Oh well, not for me.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:40:58 PM
No.719730343
>>719730231
for sure but lately 3rd person games feel so stiff and boring. IO is especially bad about this for some reason.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:06 PM
No.719730360
melee looks interesting i guess. other than that its literally uncharted 4 at 10 fps.
>>719730185
what do you mean no confidence? he has a fucking bluff button to just waltz wherever the hell he wants? Besides the dogshit game performance, which i hope gets fixed by release but we know how game devs are nowadays, I'm just worried the game will be too linear and wont really encourage multiple playthroughs like hitman does. Maybe they just want to move away as much as possible from hitman.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:19 PM
No.719730379
Motion blur is disgusting
I will take it still since Max(imum) Payne is no more
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:28 PM
No.719730387
>PS5 showcase
>people complaining about the framerate
What do consolefags expect? At least they're being honest.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:32 PM
No.719730393
>>719730662
>>719730323
You are like babby
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:40 PM
No.719730402
FIX the Frame rate
give me entire game at launch
that's all i want.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:41:59 PM
No.719730423
>>719730368
I meant the dialogue fucking sucks, I guess.
>>719730205
The PS3 era was just the culmination of the PS2 era. It wasn't till after that when things began to stagnate and move backwards.
>>719729364
>this poster was born in 2005
no wonder this entire board is just brainrot at this point
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:22 PM
No.719730447
>It's actually worse and cheaper than I thought
how
it's insanely messy and not in a cool way too, bollywood tier explosions everywhere and shit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:26 PM
No.719730451
007 frames
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:29 PM
No.719730454
>>719729973
Hitman writing has always been super corny. I mean, come on, 47 is a bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head.
Is Nightfire any good? I'm in the mood for some Bondery and I already played NOLF and JACK.
>>719729364
>i was born in 2005
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:42:56 PM
No.719730493
>>719730534
>>719730368
I liked that when the spy chick appeared to offer him the car keys, he had already managed to hotwire it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:43:11 PM
No.719730512
>>719730312
based on what they showed i would pick wet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:43:30 PM
No.719730534
>>719730493
Wait, I missed that. That's actually good.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:43:40 PM
No.719730543
>>719727894
>worse looking games
>higher prices
>always online
>worse performance
i love nu-vidya
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:44:31 PM
No.719730620
>>719730657
>>719726195 (OP)
Holy shit this game looks so ass.
How the fuck did they manage to do uncharted 4 with ps3 level graphics and the gameplay of ps2 era video game in 2025...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:44:34 PM
No.719730626
>>719730312
less blurry, thats for sure
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:44:52 PM
No.719730640
This one of the best looking PS3 game
https://youtu.be/s0cFUqPrg7o?si=E1DyYK9RlhS4Dpxd
But this looks like ps 4 like every other game of this genration
i can't think of a single game that looks like a PS5 game.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:04 PM
No.719730657
>>719730725
>>719730620
The reason this has such shit graphics is UNIRONICALLY Switch 2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:07 PM
No.719730662
>>719730458
>>719730393
And you are trying too hard.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:34 PM
No.719730696
>use bespoke engine it will guarantee performance
ACK
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:35 PM
No.719730698
>>719731583
Didn't watch. Were there cool gadgets or was it realismslop?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:35 PM
No.719730701
npc movie game. reminds me of snoy spider man in this regard. this is a hellscape suits made
>It's just Hitman
Don't care. I've always wanted an entire Bong game that's mostly the intro to the second mission in Nightfire, with more driving and less shooting. I don't care if the writing is retarded and ESL-coded, I'm just glad it's campy and silly again after two decades of CraigBond. Also, Boomer Q is back motherfuckers
>look at clearly open window with drapes blowing in the wind
>HINT: WINDOW OPEN
thanks IO, put an objective marker on it and the minimap
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:45:51 PM
No.719730725
>>719730809
>>719730657
were they running it on a switch 2?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:01 PM
No.719730737
>>719731078
>>719730425
The PS3 was a complete step backwards in every possible respect.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:09 PM
No.719730743
>not an FPS
i wont even try it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:11 PM
No.719730747
>>719730051
The janky freeform sandbox elements are what made Hitman good, interrupting the core of the game for polished cinematic movie game segments isn't a positive you spastic.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:16 PM
No.719730752
The name is B-bo-bo-bo-bo-boooooond... *game crashes*
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:19 PM
No.719730759
>>719730845
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:22 PM
No.719730764
>>719730456
it's fun for sure
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:46:45 PM
No.719730794
its like splinter cell conviction original concept but shittier. also reminded me of bourne conspiracy, but i got a feel bourne conspiracy would be a better game by a mile
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:05 PM
No.719730809
>>719731625
>>719730725
No but Switch 2 included this game in its initial promotion so they can't go too hard. Of course if this is captured on a stock PS5 that doesn't really bode well.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:11 PM
No.719730821
>>719730456
Second best Bond game after Everything or Nothing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:15 PM
No.719730824
>>719730707
ZIS
but i'll need more frames
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:18 PM
No.719730828
>>719730707
Boomer Q will die and get replaced by the mouthy mutt from the reception, guaranteed.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:33 PM
No.719730845
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:47:36 PM
No.719730847
>>719730970
>>719730718
medallions vibrating... open window, gotta be
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:18 PM
No.719730903
>>719730718
You joke but most people these days ARE that retarded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:48:41 PM
No.719730921
You know how when you buy a lightbulb there are warm light and cold light variants? Is it me issue or 90% of modern AAA look they're illuminated by this cold sterile white light that strips off colors and depth regardless of an engine?
devs saw this and decided to show it to the public
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:49:39 PM
No.719730970
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:49:51 PM
No.719730983
>>719731109
So it's nu-Hitman but without any of the redeeming aspects of nu-Hitman?
Ironically what worries me the most is that one scene where the chased guy drives to the right and Bond cuts through fruit stands and whatnot, because outside of it being nonsensical without any dialogue implying they knew the road eventually curves there due to basically going the opposite way, the next time we actually see the chased guy he's even further away than before - something that isn't possible if he took a much longer path and arguably should end up behind you.
Now, the issue isn't due to the realism but because it's just clear showcase of how incredibly scripted this shit is, there simply isn't any option of actually managing to catch up to him or doing anything clever, the entire shit is on rails and he's just teleporting as needed.
Originally I expected it to be shit, after the Hitman elusive target with the whole Bond theme that seemed to be some sort of polished prototype level for the Bond game I actually became cautiously optimistic.
With this I dropped all hope.
Can't wait for my a dime a dozen scripted action slop except with reliance on central servers for your fucking singleplayer saves, endless stream of greedy practices, overpriced DLCs and endless celebrity wanking (which are eventually taken down once said celebrity diddles someone like they all do).
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:11 PM
No.719731078
>>719731225
>>719730737
I'm talking about that entire era not the PS3, the 360 was fine for most of the generation, as a whole it was still fine and still much better than it is now.
>Base Game: $70
>Collector's Edition: $300
>$230 for a toy gun and a steelbook case
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:26 PM
No.719731105
>>719731226
>>719730458
we're like twenty seven months until people born in 2010 are "allowed" to post here
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:51:30 PM
No.719731109
>>719730983
That's just the standard for modern cinematic slop. The second I saw the driving during the intro, I knew it was going to be total garbage.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:12 PM
No.719731161
since when hakan directing games? i thought he just suit up top
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:15 PM
No.719731164
I have wanted a game with decent brawler gameplay and environmental interaction for like 20 fucking years and if I have to put up with some gay driving sections to experience that, so be it.
I want to punch every single guard on the entire level in the throat and shove their heads into display cabinets. I will forgive A LOT of bullshit if kicking ass is decently fun
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:27 PM
No.719731176
>>719730707
I really hope they add Baron Samedi for a bonus mission thing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:52:46 PM
No.719731203
>>719732262
>>719728043
That stupid shit is in the new games but balanced to be played without. Its literally only in there for idiots who refuse to learn the map.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:53:07 PM
No.719731225
>>719731617
>>719731078
No, it wasn't. You were just 12.
>>719731086
Oh man, nothing better than a collector edition showcasing... a crap prop from a movie that has nothing to do with the game!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:53:09 PM
No.719731226
>>719731105
And then they can do other stuff too =)
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:53:41 PM
No.719731263
>>719730960
yeah, Im baffled, for reals. they could cut it or choose a different mission but this is the best they got and want to show? shame that normies will prolly eat it up
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:54:01 PM
No.719731293
>>719731086
illegal in bongland
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:54:30 PM
No.719731318
>>719730305
>and then it just sort of ends
Kek
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:54:32 PM
No.719731320
>>719730458
It's crazy to me that I've been posting on this site for longer than some posters have been ALIVE now.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:54:39 PM
No.719731326
>>719728726
Its not even up for argument that Naughty Dog can at least make a memorable and more visually appealing cinematic car chase.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:55:46 PM
No.719731403
>>719726195 (OP)
Driving is cool, combat looks funny, throwing a gun in people's faces is cool, turning a plane while you're fighting through it is cool.
All the actual hitman gameplay looked like contrived adventure game bullshit and seemed boring as fuck. I feel like I'm having the exact opposite reaction to a hitman fan.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:56:46 PM
No.719731473
>>719729363
Be happy that we even got something as cool as Freelancer, I guess. I never thought the series would ever get to a point where we'd be hungry like that ever again.
And now we're back to scraps.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:56:57 PM
No.719731482
>>719731981
>>719731434
yeah, a dipshit reaction
if you liked all that stuff just play Uncharted instead. It will give you a better action focused experience.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:57:14 PM
No.719731508
>>719731434
james bond MUST BE an FPS
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:00 PM
No.719731562
>>719730159
Do you have a single reason to hate modern Hitman
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:00 PM
No.719731563
>>719729434
This. The best recent rehash was Ace Combat 7, and it wasn't even good, it just wasn't completely unplayable garbage.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:12 PM
No.719731583
>>719730698
You have a wristwatch that can send drug darts, smoke pellets or fire a laser beam
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:24 PM
No.719731596
>>719731695
>>719728726
The gameplay in your picture is just a scripted on rails car chase the same as the one in this showcase
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:58:39 PM
No.719731617
>>719731794
>>719731225
No, I was 12 in the PS2 era. I was playing on Xbox live with the 360, sorry you didn't have friends but multiplayer games were pretty fun before the GAAS slop era.
>>719730809
That doesn't make sense. The PS5 version should look as good as possible. This should easily be running at 60 FPS since it looks worse than fucking Uncharted 4.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:59:39 PM
No.719731695
>>719731791
>>719731596
Yeah, but he was 12 when he played that one, so it's good. Whenever I think of uncharted all I think of is that image of him climbing something next to an 8-bit pitfall tier screenshot of what is actually happening in the player's brain, behind the fancy visuals.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 8:59:50 PM
No.719731710
>>719730167
I still can't get over how going back to Bourne how actual shitty those movies are in terms of camera work and cuts. This was the shit that inevitably ruined Bond, huh?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:06 PM
No.719731729
>>719731625
also, Hitman looks and runs great on PC and modern consoles. They have like 6 months to figure that shit out but it was a strange showing considering their other games usually run fine and look nice
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:17 PM
No.719731743
>>719731875
I want to fuck the French bitch
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:46 PM
No.719731771
>>719731938
All I could see during this is the chromatic aberrationis which are fucking disgusting. Why are they always shoved into things
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:51 PM
No.719731780
>>719731906
>>719730456
Is JACK worth playing?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:54 PM
No.719731782
>>719732520
>>719728726
you must want a weet ik bond because thats what naughty dog would do
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:58 PM
No.719731791
>>719731875
>>719731695
>that image of him climbing something next to an 8-bit pitfall tier screenshot of what is actually happening in the player's brain, behind the fancy visuals.
I thought that was nu-Tomb Raider.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:00:59 PM
No.719731794
>>719731617
>Xbox live
I'm sure you had lots of fun paying to play garbage like Halo 3 and Gears of War, but everyone who wasn't a console retard had long since switched to PC where you could use your internet connection for free!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:35 PM
No.719731837
>>719731662
whats even the fucking point of high definition with this image clarity?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:38 PM
No.719731842
>don't play it on a console
>motion blur: off
>chromatic aberration: off
>vignette: off
>hints: off
>240Hz: ON
Yep, it's gaming time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:41 PM
No.719731847
>>719731662
not enough explosive barrels
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:01:48 PM
No.719731856
>>719731886
>>719731625
>uncharted
Custom engine made by devs that still knew what they were doing vs modern ue5 slopjob outsourced to the lowest bidder
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:11 PM
No.719731875
>>719732010
>>719731791
They're the same game.
>>719731743
She didn't sound or even look vaguely attractive.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:23 PM
No.719731886
>>719732092
>>719731856
they use a custom in house engine, dipshit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:40 PM
No.719731906
>>719731780
It's hated by NOLF-purists for being exclusively action focused and serious in tone but on its own it's a fun and varied shootan with cool locations all over the world and even space.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:43 PM
No.719731910
>>719729840
>>719730057
>cant even afford to fork some cash to license accurate gun looks and names
Seriously why? Even COD as a multi billion dollar franchise isn't willing to afford that and started doing that after reboot modern warfare 2 and all the guns started looking like props toys.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:02:48 PM
No.719731921
>>719731662
if someone said 600p i believe them
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:01 PM
No.719731938
>>719731771
s turn it off
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:33 PM
No.719731981
>>719732043
>>719731482
I don't like uncharted, Indiana Jones shit is cringe. Nathan drake feels like a stumbling god of misfortune, everything in a 5 metre radius breaks or collapses around him in an effort to be cinematic, it's all retarded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:53 PM
No.719732010
>>719731875
>She didn't sound or even look vaguely attractive
Maybe on planet homo
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:57 PM
No.719732018
>>719726301
It's true, and I'm fine with the old movies and the PS2 games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:03:59 PM
No.719732023
>>719732223
>>719730960
Is that the real framerate?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:04:19 PM
No.719732043
>>719732358
>>719731981
>everything in a 5 metre radius breaks or collapses around him in an effort to be cinematic
did we just watch the same gameplay? This describes Bond too
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:04:53 PM
No.719732092
>>719732192
>>719731886
I was surprised it was a custom engine because it does look like UE slop and super blurry with shit performance on top of it. It's probably not a very good engine.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:04:55 PM
No.719732093
>>719730960
no chinese room this time to save the day...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:05:22 PM
No.719732129
>>719729370
What I was thinking of too
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:05:26 PM
No.719732132
>>719730312
>hurf durf have people even literally seen what literal PS3 games even look like?
literal faggots like your literal self who literally take every post literally and literally refuse to acknowledge literal nuance are literal faggots.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:17 PM
No.719732192
>>719732092
The engine is great in Hitman but maybe they don't know how to make action set pieces with it. And I really don't know why the screen is smeared in Vaseline and post process effects that look like shit. Hitman didn't overuse DOF and chromatic aberration.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:18 PM
No.719732193
>>719726301
>>719730168
That just makes it better for everyone else.
Who the fuck wants their games to be infested with zoomers?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:38 PM
No.719732223
>>719732023
Running on PS5, yeah. I feel sorry for the people who pick this shit up on Switch 2; no way it's remotely playable. Confirmed as a game-key card, btw.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:06:49 PM
No.719732238
>>719728865
this shit looks like ai characters 2 years ago
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:07:09 PM
No.719732262
>>719732560
>>719731203
>balanced to be played without
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:07:11 PM
No.719732265
>>719726301
This is the same lie you retarded niggers said about Indiana Jones. Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:08:05 PM
No.719732338
>>719730456
Yeah it's alright, neat for a goldsrc game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:08:32 PM
No.719732358
>>719732462
>>719732043
Only pieces of the car chase, the rest was just goofy action. I didn't see bond spending 4 minutes climbing a building where every handhold he touches breaks in some retarded way.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:09:43 PM
No.719732462
>>719732792
>>719732358
And the shootout gameplay, and the melee combat
yeah the one section where he climbed into the window didn't break anything but don't worry, I'm sure it will happen plenty in the full game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:09:45 PM
No.719732464
>>719733184
>>719728639
Big asses for some reason
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:10:03 PM
No.719732489
>>719731662
Could they seriously not have contextualized UI
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:10:29 PM
No.719732520
>>719731782
That's what the movies are, the Fleming books are censored and the new books are about Brexit.
The games will be pozzed to some degree, it's not the dev's choice.
Why did they make Bond into a retarded zoomer kiddo? He doesn't even sound British.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:11:04 PM
No.719732560
>>719732262
...Yes, I play Hitman with it turned off. What the fuck are you trying to imply here?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:11:05 PM
No.719732564
>>719730425
Literally how? Nearly every franchise from the PS2 went to shit in the 7th gen
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:11:22 PM
No.719732587
>>719732541
every accent in the game sounded like someone making fun of British people which I thought was funny
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:12:35 PM
No.719732674
>>719731662
This might be the most chromatic aberration I've ever seen. And the UI looks like a mobile game.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:13:10 PM
No.719732724
>>719732541
the actor is Irish like Brosnan
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:14:07 PM
No.719732792
>>719732462
Blowing up barells and cars while punching people of planes is not the same thing as boring climbing and walking segments where everything is spontaneously collapsing to try and excite you. That only happened while they were driving and driving segments are cool so I don't mind it.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:14:08 PM
No.719732796
>>719734106
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:14:11 PM
No.719732802
>>719734160
I hate that modern games don't have blood. It's weird that "LICENSE TO KILL" flashes on the screen and then you start shooting dust clouds out of people like they are bags of flour. Looks retarded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:14:56 PM
No.719732850
>>719733062
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:16:41 PM
No.719732964
>>719729571
>>719729847
>>719729978
>>719730436
>>719730458
are you guys really that confused about the concept of linear time?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:17:19 PM
No.719733013
>>719733048
Will Bond be able to just discriminately kill civilians? I don't think the rights holders would be okay with that.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:17:51 PM
No.719733048
>>719733013
no retard. you can only shoot guns when the game says it's ok and that will be in specific combat arenas
>>719732850
which hitman is this? i haven't played since absolution and i don't know if it's worth getting into again
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:18:59 PM
No.719733138
>>719737217
>>719730960
setpiece looks cool, too bad itโs a PowerPoint presentation
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:08 PM
No.719733160
>>719733382
why dont they just do a 1:1 goldeneye copy
OHNONOONONUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HERE'S YOUR NU-BOND CAST BRO
>>719733062
World of Assassination is pretty cool these days. probably better to just pirate it and use Peacock for offline progression than bother trying to buy a package that actually includes all the levels from the 3 games.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:27 PM
No.719733184
>>719736291
>>719732464
Feels better against face
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:38 PM
No.719733197
>>719733357
>>719733062
Well, you're in luck or not because it's absolution
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:56 PM
No.719733223
>>719733358
this is literally mindseye 2
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:19:57 PM
No.719733227
>>719733420
>>719726195 (OP)
serious question, I haven't played a single 007 game from start to finish, tried few, didn't like em really. are conveniently placed explosive barrels something fans of 007 games expect in their games or is this just lazy game design?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:18 PM
No.719733253
>>719733163
Thanks, anon.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:42 PM
No.719733286
>>719733161
Why is M a jeet
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:51 PM
No.719733293
>>719733161
This is actually very close to the ethnic composition of England.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:20:51 PM
No.719733294
>>719733161
every DEI token character is here, bravo
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:21:35 PM
No.719733347
>>719726195 (OP)
I love how they turned up the motion blur to not just 11 but 100 to compensate for the shitty console performance.
They really thought it was a good idea to do this instead of PC? How much did Sony pay them?
They already have a massive PC fanbase from Hitman.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:21:42 PM
No.719733357
>>719733197
>i've gotten so old that my memory is fading
FUCK
>>719733223
Except IOI knows how to make games and this is very similar to Hitman.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:21:47 PM
No.719733364
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:22:02 PM
No.719733382
>>719733160
Would require too much effort compared to simply reusing the Hitman engine.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:22:30 PM
No.719733410
>>719728629
What the fuck is that motion blur. Is this a joke?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:22:37 PM
No.719733420
>>719734334
>>719733227
Exploding barrels are in every shooter ever made, it's not really noteworthy.
>make a game like goldeneye
>that's it, new campaign
why do they reinvent the wheel to make call of duty: 007
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:23:38 PM
No.719733493
>>719733161
Q looks based at least
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:23:54 PM
No.719733509
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:23:55 PM
No.719733510
>>719733582
>>719733161
which one is going to be non-binary/gay/trans?
inb4: bond
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:24:00 PM
No.719733516
>>719733163
You don't even need to pirate it. Just download the demo from steam, it comes with full game data.
>>719733463
they have and everybody hated it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:24:47 PM
No.719733567
>>719733161
Moneypenny is unironically cute
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:24:55 PM
No.719733582
>>719733510
Q look at that scarf
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:25:33 PM
No.719733616
I just pre-ordered solely because price here in my region is insanely good in comparison to any other AAA game released in past 5 years.
>>719733161
Cant place what mystery meat the bond girl is supposed to be.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:26:25 PM
No.719733675
>>719733161
M looks like that Indian woman that made those bizarre tiktoks with her daughter
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:26:31 PM
No.719733678
>>719728726
As a British person I disagree. Uncharted is so obnoxiously American I couldn't stand it. Not that this shit is much better but naughty dog is much better suited to hollywood slop like Indiana Jones, cspeshit and mission impossible.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:26:36 PM
No.719733683
>>719733842
>on-rails uncharted slop
>outdated engine/underwhelming performance
>terrible AI/combat
>terrible driving
>embarrassing shooting
>Inferior to Hitman in every way imaginable
>set in modern times
>race-swapping w/ niggers/pajeets
Not buying. Absolution redeemed.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:35 PM
No.719733760
>>719733649
the actress is french-japanese
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:27:49 PM
No.719733771
>>719733161
I can't get over how great Q's design is
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:28:55 PM
No.719733842
>>719733683
the hitman go (along with deux ex go and lara croft go) were pretty good mobile games and i think they're also available on steam
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:03 PM
No.719733856
>>719726195 (OP)
open world slop. GTA third person combat. indians and niggers everywhere. fake bong accents. its going to be dogshit
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:27 PM
No.719733889
>>719735841
I'm reinstalling Hitman 3 because of this gay shit
what mods should I use?
I'm getting Freelancer Variations, Random Times of day, Sandbox Hantu, and Real Yacht so far
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:38 PM
No.719733902
>>719733970
>>719733554
Because it was more like CoD than GE.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:43 PM
No.719733910
Driving physics seemed incredibly bad.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:29:49 PM
No.719733919
>>719733902
>because it was more like a generic first person shooter rather than a generic first person shooter, nintendo 64
oh my god bruh
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:31:33 PM
No.719734046
>>719733649
Let's use our thinking caps then? Noemie is a French name I believe and Nakai is a Japanese name.
You know what the hitman games really needed? Really long scripted driving sections.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:32:18 PM
No.719734097
>>719733554
>crosshair
>minimap
>ugly font
>ammo count is a BLOB
try again
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:32:23 PM
No.719734106
>>719732796
....Seven of those first ten minutes was just driving.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:32:35 PM
No.719734117
>>719734052
Good thing it's not a hitman game and is a bond game which has always been 30% jerking off to cars.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:32:42 PM
No.719734121
>>719734052
whenever I play hitman I always say
>why aren't there more cutscenes mid mission? I want the gameplay interrupted more often
which is why I love Absolution
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:33:25 PM
No.719734160
>>719732802
What I don't understand is when blood started looking like fucking crap when you DO get it. I don't know when but at some point they looked like shiny red goop instead of a proper liquid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:33:30 PM
No.719734167
>>719729364
>but I'd be a LOT more interested in bond games that take place in the 60's or something
Right on. I'd love a game set during the 60s or some time during the Cold War, it's such an interesting time for espionage. Obviously they can't use old actors like Connery but surely there's some young charming Brit they could facescan and put in a suit so he can bang exotic girls and destroy world-ending lasers.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:34:05 PM
No.719734202
>>719733463
it exists, it's called Nightfire and it's the best 007 game to date
>>719733163
Did they ever fix the stupid shit with exclusive contracts and missable suits? Did people find a way to say fuck you to IO for that shit?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:34:54 PM
No.719734254
Look on the bright side:
If itโs good, it means we have another good Bond game. If itโs bad and it flops, theyโll be forced to go and make more content for Hitman to stay afloat.
Itโs a win either way.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:34:55 PM
No.719734256
>>719734495
Are the PS2 era games any good? I remember trying FRWL when it first came out and thinking it was shit. Are the others any better?
>>719733161
>M is a nigger now
They already made Moneypenny a nigger in the movies now they go for yet another character. When will it stop?
Bond also looks like their own Tom Holland version. Like a zoomer faggot interpretation of James Bond. Look at this pic and tell me he belongs in here.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:16 PM
No.719734279
>looks like discount Nathan Drake
>plays like Uncharted
>when they have the perfect template from Hitman
who asked for this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:41 PM
No.719734316
>>719733970
Is that supposed to be an epic "gotcha"? Yes, fans of the IP want the game to be played like it belongs to this IP rather than the other completely different one.
Currently BF fans and COD fans are having a beef over BF6 being too much/not being enough like modern COD.mat4
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:45 PM
No.719734319
>>719733161
Moneypenny ALMOST looks like she was cute and then they gave her the retarded glasses
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:35:54 PM
No.719734334
>>719733420
I dunno, this just looks goofy like bond set in just cause universe. imo perfect bond game (depending on mission objectives) would be a mix of splinter cell, hitman and gta/cod set pieces.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:36:16 PM
No.719734354
>>719734714
>>719734218
yes there's a server emulator called Peacock that gives you offline progression and access to all limited time content, plus some modded shit you can't get otherwise like additional suit slots iirc
But I'm pretty sure the elusive targets on official server are just on rotation these days so everything comes back around
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:36:17 PM
No.719734356
>>719734714
>>719734218
The contracts are on rotation now. They arenโt โgone foreverโ anymoreโ Just โgone until they cycle round againโ.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:36:40 PM
No.719734386
what the fuck is the cast, it's like 007 but Concord.
another DEI slop project with slop mobile gameplay.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:16 PM
No.719734430
>>719726301
this + they infested the game with nogs
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:17 PM
No.719734431
The name's Slop... Games Slop.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:38 PM
No.719734452
>>719734525
>There's a dude on top of our aircraft during liftoff
>Lets open a hatch for him instead of just letting him freeze or fall to his death
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:42 PM
No.719734461
>>719728930
I will not apologize to Rogue Agent that game fucking sucks.
The rest of them are solid to great though.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:44 PM
No.719734463
>>719734591
>>719733970
it unironically has waypoints and flashy scripted sequences.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:37:44 PM
No.719734464
>>719726195 (OP)
Who gives a shit about zoomer faggot 007 LMAO. Bond is Connery, not some tiktok kid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:14 PM
No.719734495
>>719734601
>>719734256
Agent Under Fire is meh
Rogue Agent is shit
From Russia with Love is mediocre
Nightfire, Everything or Nothing and Quantum of Solace are kino.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:38 PM
No.719734519
>>719726195 (OP)
Bond looks... off and that smirk isn't helping things.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:40 PM
No.719734525
>>719734452
>gunshots from the open hatch
>drops inside
>all the guards are standing around with their hands folded like they are waiting for a bus
what the fucking hell was that? looked like an indie game for a moment
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:38:57 PM
No.719734546
Sad to see another game studio go woke.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:39:32 PM
No.719734591
>>719734832
>>719734463
wonder why there's no goldeneye64-like? that's because the natural evolution of it is waypoints and flashy scripts. so stop complaining. ge64 sucks dick and it aged terribly
>>719734495
>Quantum of Solace
really? I forgot they even made a game for this, is it actually a decent bond game and not just a third person cover shooter? That's why I disliked From Russia with Love
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:40:44 PM
No.719734680
Should have given Bond to Naughty Dog
>>719733358
Majority of the team that developed World of Assassination are no longer at IOI. They formed a new game development studio. Even their community manager jumped shipped.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:41:08 PM
No.719734713
>>719735297
>>719734601
It's a very mediocre FPS/TPS hybrid made by Treyarch on the Call of Duty engine
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:41:10 PM
No.719734714
>>719735069
>>719734356
That go for the suits? I'm glad they at least didn't double down on that crap. Was absolutely unbelievable it was a thing in a SP game. I guess I'll take the compromise.
>>719734354
Cool, I'll check it out. I like IO a lot but this one caveat of theirs with the online only crap was genuinely a very close camel back breaking straw. Only forgave it because it was just a minute part of the package.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:41:21 PM
No.719734729
>>719735771
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:41:54 PM
No.719734778
>>719735069
>>719726195 (OP)
Lazy devs had to pretty much rip off their own Hitman formula
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:42:01 PM
No.719734790
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:42:09 PM
No.719734801
>>719734601
Depends which version you get. The 7th gen versions are like CoD, but with stealth mechanics and QTE combat, whereas the 6th gen versions are basically a weird watered down Hitman/Metal Gear hybrid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:42:12 PM
No.719734805
>>719735771
>>719734689
Wait, when the fuck did that happen? Why?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:42:32 PM
No.719734832
>>719734591
>wonder why there's no goldeneye64-like?
Because casuals like you get filtered by having to read what they're supposed to do? There was recent Perfect Dark thread where that exact thing happened.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:42:53 PM
No.719734865
>2025... I am forgotten...
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:44:49 PM
No.719734997
>>719735049
>>719733358
>Except IOI knows how to make games
Not anymore.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:45:31 PM
No.719735049
>>719735202
>>719734997
they only published this, Leslie Benzies studio developed it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:45:45 PM
No.719735069
>>719734714
Yes, the same goes for the suits. They changed it after years of fans complaining about how the original system worked. Thereโs even an arcade mode that allows you to play Elusive Targets whenever with added conditions for other unique rewards.
>>719734778
Tbf, the Hitman formula works perfectly for Bond. You can tell itโs made on the same engine but tweaked a bit.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:46:34 PM
No.719735137
>>719726195 (OP)
I don't care much for Bond, and the actor looks unfitting, but this might be fun in a vacuum
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:46:59 PM
No.719735171
zoomer 007 and jeets: the game
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:47:33 PM
No.719735202
>>719735049
>it wasn't ioi it was the gta guy
wow
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:47:46 PM
No.719735216
>>719735362
>>719730057
Youโd think the manufacturers would be over the moon about the PR. Every conversation about the gun begins or ends with someone saying itโs James Bondโs pistol. Iโm wondering if itโs some retarded censorship thing like they are worried kids will flock in droves to buy a 100 year old gun
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:47:55 PM
No.719735223
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:48:26 PM
No.719735276
>>719734689
I donโt think thatโs true. The majority of the people who developed the pre-Absolution Hitman games are no longer at IO, but Iโm not aware of any major staff changes that occurred since WoAโs completion. They had layoffs when they broke away from Square Enix, but that didnโt stop them finishing WoA.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:48:49 PM
No.719735297
>>719734713
I faintly recall an interview with Daniel Craig about that game. He said that he hoped it would be good because there's so many bad games out there.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:49:40 PM
No.719735362
>>719735216
The PPK gets renamed in games all the time for some reason. I've seen it named PPM a couple times for sure. I guess because it's not a military designation but the actual trademark name owned by Walther
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:49:48 PM
No.719735364
>>719735502
>>719726195 (OP)
>This instead of 47 and Diana dating VN
What were they thinking
>>719729364
This site should be closed off to everyone born in the 21st century.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:50:47 PM
No.719735432
>>719726195 (OP)
convo died with james bond and his bitch for 30sec
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:51:03 PM
No.719735460
>>719735379
1999... Whew glad I made the cut
explain to me the logic of putting a bunch of DEI characters in a bond game, a franchise known for hot girls and fast cars.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:51:43 PM
No.719735502
>>719735635
>>719735364
That would just be Mendoza with less killing.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:51:47 PM
No.719735506
>>719735663
>>719732541
...because every single Bond that has ever existed has always been contemporary? You sound like the zoomer here
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:52:15 PM
No.719735548
why does he look zesty?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:52:37 PM
No.719735569
>>719726195 (OP)
>>>719726195 (OP) (OP)
its werid this james bond is played like drake from uncharted
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:53:35 PM
No.719735635
>>719735502
Sounds like a good time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:53:40 PM
No.719735646
>>719735492
Mandated quotas.
>>719735506
I've been watching Bond movies for three decades and I don't recall seeing a single one where he was a kid.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:55:30 PM
No.719735771
>>719736006
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:56:05 PM
No.719735813
>>719736024
>>719735663
Bond is always depicted as a 30-40 something. This is an origin story, so they aged him down to his 20s.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:56:35 PM
No.719735841
>>719736092
>>719733889
Heritage UI
Lighting Ultimate
2016 signature suit (MM)
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:56:38 PM
No.719735850
>>719728103
Because Sony's well is THAT fucking dry. If they had Marathon or Fairgames or, well fucking ANYTHING that could move consoles they'd show it.
>>719735663
You're in luck then!
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:57:18 PM
No.719735897
>>719733161
"Whatever happens 007 you are not allowed to redeem the card"
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:57:37 PM
No.719735924
Yeesh
Framerate issues
Marvel quip conversations
Extremely boring "car chase"
Explosions eeeeeverywhere
Bad UI
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:58:24 PM
No.719735974
>>719736330
>>719735871
>1.77m
Doesn't seem like an adult.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:58:38 PM
No.719735985
>>719735871
What compels someone to make their face look like this
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:58:56 PM
No.719736006
>>719736432
>>719735771
>MOBA-like roguelite and an extraction shooter
they should have stayed at IOI
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:59:13 PM
No.719736024
>>719736156
>>719735813
>This is an origin story,
>hey you know that suave superspy that saves the world? don't you want to see him as a little runt fucking up and being a retard and not as the character you actually enjoy?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:59:41 PM
No.719736053
>>719736387
this isnt bond
its just bond slapped on a hitman more actiony game
make a bond origin story, fine, the zoomer character hurts this game
a lot
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 9:59:54 PM
No.719736065
>>719726974
I almost died as a kid and if I had that was the last line I'd have said.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:00:15 PM
No.719736092
>>719735841
thanks will definitely add these
Lighting Ultimate looks insane
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:00:16 PM
No.719736095
>>719736667
>>719729364
After seeing these (YOU)s I conclude that old fags here don't care about anything but being old. Replaying to a post with a single irrelevant greentext is the ironically something a stereotypical zoomer would do.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:00:59 PM
No.719736156
>>719736024
i really appreciate the most recent batman film (the one with the dude from twilight) that completely skipped bruce's origin story because i'm sick and fucking tired of it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:01:05 PM
No.719736167
>>719734262
If it's set in current day Britain it makes actual sense that M would be a pajeeta.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:01:23 PM
No.719736189
>start fire being looked at by everyone
>guy LITERALLY LOOKS IN THE DIRECTION you're climbing
Jesus christ
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:02:06 PM
No.719736245
>>719736354
>>719734262
Everyone in there except for Craig is in Austin Powers-tier films. It's not a bad thing, but Craig's is closer to the books.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:02:13 PM
No.719736254
>>719731434
>Driving is cool
really? the chase which wasn't a chase drag on for fucking ever and nothing was happening with the overly dramatic music
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:02:47 PM
No.719736291
>>719733184
>zoomers now became obsessed with scat
grim
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:02:55 PM
No.719736303
>switch ui left and right
what even is that energy bar on the right?
focus mode doesnt lower it
whats the chemical icon? whats the energy icon?
the fuck is this game man
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:02:58 PM
No.719736309
>>719735492
It takes place in the UK which is majority jeets these days
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:03:13 PM
No.719736330
>>719735974
Yes, all adults play for the NBA
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:03:22 PM
No.719736354
>>719736451
>>719736598
>>719736245
>but Craig's is closer to the books.
people always repeat this because they've heard it, but it's really not true at all
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:03:51 PM
No.719736387
>>719736446
>>719736053
>its just bond slapped on a hitman more actiony game
Bond was never exactly subtle after handful of movies, He drove a tank through a city.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:03:54 PM
No.719736393
Looks like Hitman WoA with some extra bells and whistles. As expected.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:03:58 PM
No.719736409
>>719733161
>Double O DEI
>zoomer bond
>black whoeverthefuck
>JEET M
>zoomer hipster left wing moneypenny
>Q is probably gay
UGHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:04:14 PM
No.719736419
So you can shoot the weapons out of the hands of your enemies like in Goldeneye.
But what about the hats? Can I shoot their hats off too?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:04:24 PM
No.719736432
>>719736006
Iโm wondering if theyโre the people who got laid off after the split from Square. If so, they didnโt have a choice.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:04:37 PM
No.719736446
>>719736957
>>719736387
he was
until craig all cod on bond
bonds supposed to be this super suave guy, weapons and killing is a last resort
the guy is a spy ffs not a killing machine
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:04:37 PM
No.719736449
>>719733161
Not a single woman with big tits, impressive
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:04:42 PM
No.719736451
>>719736659
>>719736720
>>719736354
I've read Casino Royale and I recall him being an angry cunt, not a balding one dodging looney tunes gadgets. Granted a fat LeChiffre has nothing on Mads Mikkelsen.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:05:08 PM
No.719736490
>>719733161
they hardly speak to eachother theres no inflection in anyones voice this shit is trash
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:05:19 PM
No.719736501
Ok ill give the game this
The throwing weapons, hand to hand combat disarming and using the weapon looks cool
Other than that....... gigantic hard pass game pass
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:06:35 PM
No.719736598
>>719736354
It's true in the sense that Book Bond is depressed 80% of the time
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:07:24 PM
No.719736659
>>719736785
>>719736451
i'm not saying the other movies were closer, not at all. the film series is more or less its own thing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:07:33 PM
No.719736667
>>719736095
It was a samefag. 4 of the posters might have been real and 2 of them were literally hopping on a 1 man samefag bandwagon because because the illusion of multiple reaction image posts over soemthing so innocuous (like a zoomer on this site shoul shock anyone) as that. No normal serious poster hyperfixates on that then starts samefag posting every image in their reaction folder. It's retarded.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:08:24 PM
No.719736720
>>719736932
>>719736451
Bond is basically a Byronic anti-hero. Heโs supposed to be tortured and depressed.
Moore is probably the one who was furthest removed from the source material. Connery was the closest according to Fleming.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:08:58 PM
No.719736750
>>719737263
>>719735871
a paddy cunt is playing bond
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:09:22 PM
No.719736785
>>719736857
>>719736659
true true anon, I just never liked Bond until the Craig ones, which may be shit taste, but I just really enjoy Casino Royale, the Chris Cornell song, the vulnerability, Vesper, the "Rolex? No, Omega" memes on /tv/
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:10:21 PM
No.719736857
>>719736785
but craig isnt bond, anon
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:10:25 PM
No.719736861
>>719736927
I'm a jaded old cunt look at mee! I hate this game just like I hate everything else because I'm too old for vidya but I have no other interests so I'm stuck here discussing things I hate while getting more bitter by the day.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:11:18 PM
No.719736927
>>719737018
>>719736861
bro you can suck cock privately and not tell everyone
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:11:24 PM
No.719736932
>>719737060
>>719736720
That is why Moore is the best and created what people think of when they think James Bond.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:11:38 PM
No.719736957
>>719737801
>>719736446
>he was
>bonds supposed to be this super suave guy, weapons and killing is a last resort
>the guy is a spy ffs not a killing machine
Anon, have we watched the same movies? In Flemingโs canon, 00โs are not traditional spies by design. Theyโre more akin to Navy Seals with spy training and tech. Theyโre sent in when the traditional methods have been expended. They're literally License to kill Black Ops. Expendable assassins. 90% of Bond films have him mowing down redshirts, crashing through city streets with fast cars and blowing up buildings.
Secret agent โ spy.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:12:26 PM
No.719737018
>>719736927
Why am I replying to myself?
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:12:53 PM
No.719737060
>>719737558
>>719736932
>That is why Moore is the best
Unironically the worst, turned Bond into a comedy
>and created what people think of when they think James Bond
That's Connery though
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:14:20 PM
No.719737165
>>719737631
>>719735379
1, shut the fuck, 2, you're hopping on a 1 man samefag bandwagon. People are born. Deal with it. of all zoomers posting on this site I know I'm one of the least of a problem because I've dragged no trend into this site, or any thing that was of another place, nor have I made myself a part of it. You are never going to cease having successors and that's just a fact of reality. It will never stop. I at least have had experience with what once was on this site and I understand the nature of it, it's not like I seek to be part of some destructive force to the website. I know that of course conflicts with your faggoty generational astrology.
The thing you are doing also poses a problem for you in that, the thing you fight against is firstly an inevitability, and secondly, you work against what you would preffer to be the case, the continuation of any good thing about this site into the future. It's actually not dissimilar to the boomer mantality millenials complain about of passing nothing down to their children and shitting on them. You shoot yourself in the foot with a lack of particularism.
Not that I even need to say this, it should be fucking obvious. People love to shove a stick up their ass and hurl "newfag" with no particularism, they don't identify things charictaristic of it, they just see any explicit indication and then say it even if there's no problem they can clearly identify, and half of that ironically comes from newfags pretending to fit in. That's not even to say that zoomers don't generally bring in rot
>>719730436
. Of course they do. They are one of the most brainrotten generations yet, but I am not of that which I happen to involuntarily be a part.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:14:57 PM
No.719737217
>>719733138
>setpiece looks cool
Uncharted 3 did this better 15 years ago
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:15:26 PM
No.719737263
>>719736750
hmm curious yet you were ok when Brosnan did it
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:19:27 PM
No.719737558
>>719737740
>>719737060
Nope. When people think Bond, people think funny spy man, awesome gadgets, cool villains, cool stunts and hot chicks.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:20:32 PM
No.719737631
>>719737165
Based. This generational warfare trend on here is fucking retarded and halfway manufactured I'm sure.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:22:03 PM
No.719737740
>>719737906
>>719737558
>When people think Bond, people think funny spy man
They think suave man with cheeky comebacks, not a literal clown
>awesome gadgets, cool villains, cool stunts and hot chicks
So elements done far better by pretty much every other actor
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:22:49 PM
No.719737801
>>719736957
gotta agree with you there
the last time i remember bond doing explicit spy stuff was when he broke into some office and stole som files and had them airlifted out using a construction crane and then snuck back out with nobody noticing
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:24:07 PM
No.719737906
>>719737740
I can't help that you're wrong.
Anonymous
9/3/2025, 10:25:46 PM
No.719738023