Thread 719747838

Hey do you like fighting games??

bike cuck

I don't get it. Why would you play a game you don't like?

Yes but just the ones that don't suck

Not really. Last time I had fun with it was El Fuerte in SF4.

idgi

>>719747838 (OP)
>first panel Bike Cuck blob's hair was heading to viewer's right
>final panel it magically faces left
Bike Cuck can't do a single fucking thing right.

House cuck

Daily reminder the Strive community is in shambles now that Evo has been bought by the Saudi government.

>>719748421
you know what else is in shambles
cotw sales figures kek

>>719748421
They own pretty much all sports originations now.

trooning out status?

>>719747838 (OP)
This one is true though because 9/10 times people who spam Bridget and Neco-Arc do not play fighting games.

>>719748496
So when is all that oil money going to eventually dry up?

>>719748502
this guy is a KEK

>>719748496
>originations

Choose your path

>>719747838 (OP)
I like Smash

>>719747838 (OP)
No

>>719747990
to fit in, not miss out, and finally have something to talk about. yes, these people exist, and are even the majority

Hey

Hey you
Notice how they never remove bikecuck threads? Even though normal lol threads are typically deleted on sight?

Just a little something to think about

>>719748481
I'll buy it if they ever patch the soccer player and the DJ out of the game

>>719748112
MK2 and Killer Instinct.
>>719748502
This is true

I rage quit fighting games (or beat em ups as they were known at the time) 29 years ago and have never gone back.

>>719747838 (OP)
I genuinely like this one, it's 100% my experience, especially here

>>719747990
Why would you get married and have kids only to give up on all your free time and be forced to temporarily or permanently abandon your hobbies and passions?

>>719747838 (OP)
>bicycus cucksimus

>>719748219
sex? of course you don't lol

>>719748635
There is no proof that he like Goku

>>719749095
>(or beat em ups as they were known at the time)
that term was andis reserved for games like final fight and double dragon and no normal person actually called sf2 and the like anything but a fighting game

>>719747990
I began asking myself the same question with SF6. It can be fun, but there's a lot of small things that make difficult and unfun to play. I eventually just uninstalled as I realized it was just making me mad more then I was having fun.

>>719748421
good

Fighting games have resisted corporate influence and "esports" better than any other genre of competitive games. I think it may be because the offline component never went away. Even when games went online, everybody still wanted to play in-person which kept the sense of community strong. This also leads to huge cross-pollination of which games people play leading to a lot of history/culture obtained through osmosis and a constant passing of the torch for older/obscure games. All fighting games from all eras are still relevant and played to this day, not just whatever new game the major companies are pushing to be played.

Other genres (FPS, RTS, MOBA) started offline out of necessity, then moved solely to online. Fighting games started the same way but since the optimal way to was always offline, people either start offline and stay offline OR start their journey online and eventually move to offline play when they are ready. And since this kind of community is the last of its kind it becomes its own source of appeal for new players.

I hope these games manage to live as long as Chess has.

>>719750012
Nah he's right, some people called them beat em ups. I think it was more common in the UK and places like that. You can see it in old British game magazines. In America people pretty much always said fighting games.

>>719750012
They sure did. An example was even provided.

>>719748502
wtf is this obnoxious art style??

>>719747838 (OP)
i thought that bridget jacket was a hawaiian shirt at first and that it was a literal travel tourist who just didn't play fighting games which would've made the joke double-layered

>>719747990
Sunk cost. You need to spend a lot of time to get good at fighting games, and when you realize they aren't fun, you have spent too much time practicing that you need to justify it.

>>719747838 (OP)
I did, until they ruined Tekken with 8

>>719750315
>some people called them beat em ups. I think it was more common in the UK and places like that.
yeah i said normal people not loisensers

>>719747990
haha crazy thing, right?

>>719747838 (OP)
BIKE
Nigga stole my bike.

>>719750663
Not funny

>>719747838 (OP)
oh NOW we realize fighting games fucking suck, cool

>>719751040
i don't think it was supposed to be

>>719747838 (OP)
bike cuck is just turning into stonetoss these days huh

>>719751138
>implying you can just not install thoes updates

>>719750139
You've reached the point where most people realize whats up and start to explore older fighting games. SF6 is very rigid and structured and relies on forcing VERY simple (but very oppressive) mixups without room for creative solutions. Look for games with open-ended mechanics that lend themselves to creative application.

It may be a meme at this point but 3rd Strike is the easiest example to point to. The game has lasted for so long because its design and mechanics make every match fresh and no two players alike. Guilty Gear Accent Core +R is another one that gives me that feeling. Whenever I lose I never feel like I was out of options or put myself into an unwinnable situation.

>>719748421
Are they? I'm not seeing anything.

>>719751262
last panel shows the option was removed.

>>719747990
I still play yugioh, I couldn't tell you why.

>>719751138
words words words

>>719751138
Web mail experience.

>>719750343
he's trying way too hard to do whatever he can to get people to forget about the bike cuck comic

>>719748860
This. Games are a social hobby for most people.

>>719751347
>t. tiktok brain

>>719750525
Heh, I didn't need to sink in hours to realize fighting games were shit. I played them when I was younger but since it was on the ps1 and I was an only child, I just stopped playing them. Looked later only see that they were still shit

>>719751138
this is very relatable

>>719749450
Men dont count Lilith

>someone using a MAGAZINE as proof that something was a commonplace term
lol
lmao even

>>719747990
I still have MH Wilds installed and for my life I cannot tell you why.

>>719751138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxvrzyva2zQ

>>719751347
Here you smoothed brained twat.

>>719747838 (OP)
>HAHA YEAH THOSE SMASH PEDOS WHO NEVER SHOWER ARE SO EMBARRASSING GOOD THING I ENJOY IT IRONICALLY (trans rights are human rights btw)
fuck off. Yugioh players do this too

>>719750305
Yeah, everytime I think fgs couldn't get worse I look at some of the other scenes and feel a bit better. They've clearly grown a lot (too much imo) but the fact that cheaters aren't even that much of a problem goes to show how much most every other comp game dwarfs them.

>>719747838 (OP)
What happened to bike cuck's artstyle? Shit looks worse than his decade old artworks.

>>719751821
he rapid fires these things, not all are winners but some can get a smirk, he has been doing this shit for so long one of the 4chan banners even has his character.

>>719747990
maybe like 80% of waking human existence is spent doing things that you don't like

my buddy invited me to a smash ultimate tournament that isnt even very far away from me, but its at this college and im not college age anymore so I feel like I would come off as a creep for attending a college fighting game tournament in my late 20s. its in 2 hours, havent told him if im going or not.

>>719751138
discord twice a year

>>719752710
>not college age
>late 20's
Man when I went to college there were dudes in their 30's all the way up to elderly women attending. The only thing that should make you feel like a creep is hanging out with Smash players, especially Ultimate.

>>719748002
blazblue doesn't suck

>>719752942
people in their 30s are usually there to study, not to party though

>>719750305
>Fighting games have resisted corporate influence and "esports" better than any other genre of competitive games.
Tertiary opinion of the worst kind.
Fighting games are THE MOST poisoned by corporate influence and money out of all the games that lapped up the e-sports bullshit.
No other e-sports games have people going around acting as big cunts as people do in fighting games against local tournies, tournament organizers and tournament top 8s because they all see each other as competition. If not for actual tournaments then for streamer revenue, patreon donations, discord usercounts to moderate or wiki ad revenue.
The offline play died hard and now you have cunts trying to tone police local tournaments from the other side of the world and what's worse is that dumb subhumans in the local scene will actually go out of their way to listen to them in hopes of lapping up some e-sport dollars.
No other game scene got anywhere near as poisoned by e-sports as fighting games did. The second some bitch saw dollar signs back in 2008 it was fucking over.

>>719753610
>now you have cunts trying to tone police local tournaments from the other side of the world
You're an autistic retard who only sits on twitter and reads about fighting games if you think this. The only people I've seen spout bullshit like this either don't go to the arcade or haven't been to one in 10 years.

>>719748481
Fuck this shit world.

>>719747838 (OP)
I don't know, last time I played and enjoyed a fighting game was Bloody Roar back on the PS1, I guess I'll buy Strive and Granblue and give them a try.

>>719748502
he's so fucking homosexual lol

>>719748502
sniveling crying pathetic kobeni makes me hard so i agree actually

>>719754104
Both look like shit.

>>719754172
I guarantee he's gonna come out as "transbian" eventually, just watch

>>719754425
Why does /v/ always try to groom people into becoming trans

>>719748502
I think the first panel is funny.

>>719747838 (OP)
they are fun

>>719754519
Miserable cunts whos only joy in life comes from schadenfreude

>>719754519
but he didn't post a discord invite

>>719753970
There haven't been any arcades with new fighting games here for longer than 4chan has been up and I doubt there have been where you live either.
I have however personally seen dumbfucks starting shit with two tournament organizers in person here because they refused to ban people over some twitteroid asshole from california saying they must and they acted like they were nazis for refusing. (rich considering one of the organizers is significantly to the left of those bobos)
Not that online stuff doesn't matter either I have been part of discords where active tournament organizers stopped holding tournaments due to attempts to ban them from other games for refusing to commit to other people's banlists and slandering them to their employers.

>>719754519
telling them to kill themselves didn't work before, might work this way instead

>>719747990
A lot of people like to play popular title just like X. Since they are desperate to be part of, fit in or be like their favourite e-celeb, they will play things they don't like. It's kinda outdated regardless since the next step was just watch let's plays, declare yourself a big fan of the game and repeat what others said.

>>719752031
Looks like he's trying to imitate the 'tosser.

>>719747838 (OP)
heh

>>719749257
>why would you abandon your trivial and meaningless distractions for something meaningful that will make you genuinely happy? Think about the funko pops!
Peak soi

>>719751332
Yugioh is the perfect example for me.
Fucking hate everything about modern yugioh, but i still log on to master duel for dailies, keep up to date with JP releases, and play EDOpro

>>719753064
Blazblue 70% sucks.

>>719754690
>telling them to kill themselves didn't work
But it did tho

>>719754096
He's still got it

>>719754775
>have a shitter for 18 years and then do nothing for the rest of your life
Wow, so fulfilling.

>>719748926
Bikecuck is a /v/ staple and a cultural phenomenon.

>>719754986
>Do nothing for 80 years of your life but play with funko pops instead of having a legacy
>why is everyone else my age dying happy and I'm all alone and hopped up on anti-depressants?!?

>>719755174
>a legacy where you literally do nothing just so you can claim to've been successful through your next of kin
You know you're a nigger, right?

>>719748502
Good shows.

>>719755174
>why is everyone else my age dying happy
I don't think a single one of my grandparents died "happy", and they had plenty of legacy to them. Most people die of old age at a point they can barely recognize their family members.

>>719750663
He’s still got it

>>719754096
why is agrias so fat now?

>>719755760
possibly pregnant, we just dont know

>>719754637
I don't know what to tell you man. I'm out here. We play games. We talk shit, calling eachother faggots in front of people. Nobody bats an eye. Then I see all this talk about how "the woke left is ruining fighting games, shit ain't like it was back in my day" meanwhile I don't see them nor their boogeymen at locals. It's a lot harder to get banned than you think, you basically have to be sending dick pics or stealing money or constantly rant like an autistic /pol/ schizo off his meds to randoms.

>>719755872
you didn't have to sign a CoC to enter a tournament back in the day

>>719747990
total happyness on the world increased

>>719755987
Nobody is signing any CoCs, Ultradavid is just retarded.

>>719755987
I just give my money to the guy at the door and he puts me in the bracket.
Didn't sign shit.

>>719755363
>tfw the nice grandparents withered
>tfw the child beater grandma is still alive and cognizant somehow and enjoys yearly vacations to italy

>>719747990
same reason people still do things like watch the simpsons or browse this board

inescapable ritual habit

>>719755872
NTA but
>you basically have to be
Interacting with anyone from the bay area in any way, shape or form.

>>719747838 (OP)
no.

>>719747990
Sunk cost fallacy

>>719747838 (OP)
I like fighting games. I just hate all the ones that everyone else likes. Fuck you guys for ruining the genre

>>719748629
that's what they're for

>>719758123
What fighting games do you like?

>>719747990
haahahahahahahaha

>>719757907
Too much text. He is now a homo.

>>719757907
>I wanted to address the egg stuff
>Doesn't address any of it
>Says he knows exactly what he's doing
>Refuses to elaborate
kek

>>719751821
I can't believe I laughed at a fart joke from Ronnie of all people

>>719755296
what he tries to convey is we are biologically programmed to feel fulfilled by offspring, regardless of whether they're actually deserving of you feeling like that
not getting them can absolutely drive some people mad

>>719751332
>>719754905
I love making other people suffer with stun and tenpai

>>719751332
>mfw I play yugioh and play fighting games
>I'm actually enjoying my anger.jpg

>>719758167
I never realized the loli was dressed like Serena before

>>719755016
board culture is against the rules
i didn't say it, luggage lad and his rape ape said so

>>719758895
what can you say, he's an expert

>>719759186
idgi

>>719750663
little kek

>>719747838 (OP)
new ‘toss

>>719747838 (OP)
pretty good for his standards

>>719747990
Why do you keep posting here if you don't like this website?

>the bicycle c*ck guy is pretty fun
woah

>>719752710
There's no such thing as "college age".

>>719759830
Yes there is. If you're taking courses past a certain age, you're absolutely going to be singled out as a weirdo/loser/retard.
>B-but muh deathbed boomers!!!
Old meme is old, and it was always cringe and retarded.

>>719760116
I wouldn't be interested in associating with anyone who makes those kinds of assumptions in the first place.

>>719753064
Only Cross Tag Battle doesn't suck.

>>719748502
>ttgl
>old days
???

>>719750305
>resisted corporate influence and esports
LMFAO
You are either an ignorant retard, time traveler, or deliberate baiter

Why won't my minisplit blow cold air? It's set to cool and it's brand new.

>>719747838 (OP)
bike cuck

>>719754905
You probably still play it because of the really great monster designs.

out of ten

>>719760548
ttgl is 18 years old

>>719760956
That's not old
An actually old anime would be Getter Robo or Tetsujin 28

>>719749570
>he like goku
Another Esl vanquished.
Bejitafags never live up to our GODKU

>>719747838 (OP)
They're kinda fun sometimes

>>719761030
TTGL is as old now as War in the Pocket was when TTGL released

>>719760116
Nobody cares. You're literally making shit up in your head to create social anxiety for yourself. How sad is that?

>>719747838 (OP)
I like fighting games where I have freedom to do whatever the fuck.
Most modern fighters have gay rigidly structured combos that only work in very specific sequences, and anything else won't work. Even fucking worse, the devs go out of their way to make a lot of things specifically NOT work so that you do the combo exactly as they want you to.
Additionally, meters have no purpose except to spend on combo extender specials and combo ender supers. Fucking pointless.

>>719758901
>what he tries to comvey is people are bots
Wow, good for you. Imagine being such a slave to your own instincts and chalking it up as "programming". Should I celebrate for NPCs?

PLAY WRESTLEMANIA

>>719751332
same but magic the gay.

>>719761792
I played this game when it was new.

>>719747990
People still play league of legends and hate every second of it, what's your point?

>>719747990
You're asking this on /v/? Do you have no shred of self-awareness?

>>719761496
Preach it. The true mark of a masterfully designed fighting game is when the systems are so well-crafted and work in such harmony that the developer can afford to not predict every single outcome and allow the players go hog wild.

>>719761792
Looks like shit.

>>719761792
I liked that the undertaker had powers and shit

>>719761880
same... I played it with my brother, who is now married with 2 kids...

>>719761880
Me too, brother. It was glorious. We truly had the best childhood.

>>719750663
>still has all his teeth
it could be worse, ronnie mah boi

>>719760548
>>719761030
Here, I made the comic more understandable for /v/.

>>719747990
Losers on the internet got imprinted with something in the 2010s and let it be a huge part of their personality long after they stopped liking it because they don't know what else to do with themselves. It's the entire basis of the "antifan" phenomenon, like wrestling smarks except not wrestling.

>>719762597
Sounds like the average /v/ user

>>719748421
...why?

>>719752909
I cannot comprehend how Discord took so long to become 64bit

>>719758167
WAZZLED

>>719762518
>TTGL
>old days

>>719763748
>>719761030
>>719760548
Gurren will be 20 years old in 2 years.

>>719764181
It makes me happy that people out there can experience Gurren Lagann completely blind.

>>719758167
>>719763631
he has a kid

>>719747838 (OP)
yea some of them but only on a very casual level and only with friends. no randoms
but you dont actually care about that do you

>>719762518
>bike kike

>>719764538
>dike kike

>>719750343
He's trooming out

>>719764817
No more bikes, Shen.

>>719762597
The "superfan to anti"-pipeline is crazy with how often it happens.

>>719764932
YOU OWE ME

>>719764953
>be a superfan of a series
>kikes ruin it for muh tikkun olam
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>719750315
>>719750012
Yeah I don't think they called them that in murrica.
>But we always called Beat em Ups "Belt Scrollers"
Shut up you weeb, no you didn't.

>>719751805
>>719751530
>more words more smart more gooder
Why do retards think this? A good comic strip uses as little words as possible.

>>719751138
Every fucking Google app I swear to Allah every fucking 3-6 months they have to fucking revamp the same Got DAMN app every fucking AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>719765006
I personally just stop watching at that point. Those people on the other side decide to spend 3 times as much time on it in response.

>>719752710
>Late 20s
Retard lmao you most likely still look like a child.
>t. Late 30s

>>719747990
>oh you play/watch/do X? That must mean you like it a lot then
>no I don't
#relatable humour

That's the joke.
>Why would you play a game you don't like?
Dopamine, gambling addiction, friends. There are some reasons.
>But do fighting games have any of those?
No

>>719747990
>>719747838 (OP)

>>719754104
Genuinely both look bad. Which is a shame cus Sam Sho 2019 got the look so FUCKING right.

>>719747990
I asked myself the same thing when I finished Borderlands.

>>719756614
Lol

>>719752710
If a bunch of college kids really think you're a creep for showing up, that's their problem.

>>719748502
>Bridget

>>719761792
We need to bring back real photos of people as audience/fans.

Bros... I'm so tired of getting my shit rocked in 3rd Strike...

>>719752710
Might as well go dude. What else are you doing, posting on /v/?

>>719747838 (OP)
Yes but I am shit at them so I can't ever enjoy them and whenever I buy one I just end up wasting my money. I was only ever good at skullgirls and it felt so fucking good. God I miss that game

>>719756614
>funniest shitskin power fantasy

>>719754775
>>719755174
Fuck off retard.
I pity the sad mongrel you will eventually engender, if you ever do.

>>719765207
KoF version looks cute.
You're not wrong about SamSho though, really wish SNK had kept polishing that instead of whatever the fuck they came up with for CotW

>>719761030
Not the point, it's the anime you watch as a teenager. If you were 14 when you watched TTGL, you are 30+ now. How old would you have to be for those old mecha show, like almost 50 if you watched them on VHS in the 90s?

>>719747838 (OP)
Bike cuck

>>719765369
You got your life into something you wish you wouldn't now it's too late you gotta rob what you wish you couldn't. You passed the first stage and thought you could live it but now you still realize you never could survive it. You're dealing with cold-blooded assassinators who'll decapitate your body and throw it to the alligators. Your needed power over here is much greater and it's either you push start or try and get it later. It's all about the confidence but they don't cater and you've got no time to talk to the player haters. One flying kick will leave your body critical, we are talking about real street thugs and BIG CRIMINALS. Right now you're helpless all the way to the finish but you can practice, come back and get with it.

You can't block my hits, the sky's no limit. Anything's distance anon, it's Infinite.
MAKE YOUR FIRST MOVE SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NEW WORLD OF STREET FIGHTER III FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NEW WORLD OF STREET FIGHTER III MAKE YOUR FIRST MOVE SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NEW WORLD OF STREET FIGHTER III FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NEW WORLD OF STREET FIGHTER III

>>719765887
LOLWUT
Just because you're a normalfag that watched TTGL when it came out and thought it was totally different to other mecha doesn't make it old

>>719751821
I like this ronnie

>>719766605
Not that guy but that was not the point of that post... at all
What the fuck are you even going on about?

>>719766605
Do you even understand what jokes are? As in, 30 years old grandpa having TTGL as their, specifically their old show? Stop being obnoxious about the fact you watched shows from 70s/80s, probably like 20-30 years after their release too.

>>719758167
damn why would you let your kid unsupervised at a fucking gaming event mane

>>719760548
>anon realizes he's ancient

>YOU"RE OLD HEEHEEHEE
I'm 40 and I still get carded for alcohol. You're in your 20s and you look like you have AIDS and you're balding. Lmao.

>>719764932
steal my bike, man

>>719764817
you should kick my BUTT

>>719763748
Could be worse.

>>719764962
oh okay

>>719748421
Strive community is in the fucking gutter because of a black dude that can read their public posts

this is actually a good one

>>719747838 (OP)
I like Smash Bros. So, no.

>expect LOL
>actually just a fighting game thread
how does bikecuck do it

>>719770101
So aggressively unfunny that you can't start an LOL thread with him.

>>719747838 (OP)
>>719748502
wtf happened to his artstyle

>>719770217
trying too hard to move past his bike cuck phase

>>719770267
>phase
Once a cuck, always a cuck.

>>719747838 (OP)
>Hey do you like fighting games??

Only Street Fighter 2 Turbo

>>719747838 (OP)
>his art got worse
>patreon
he should give up

>>719765496
cute possum

>>719765110
Gotta keep intern-kun busy by making him change the means to disable the alarm clock every nth months

i will boot up fightcade from time to time and play a fighting game. simple as.

Will this kike realize that even reputation management firms based in Dubai can't salvage him? Time will tell.

Does anyone have the shen edit where he's playing some multiplayer game and a kid on the other side calls him bikecuck

>>719758921
>Ash my roach
>Take nap
>Wake up
>2 monster negates an omninegates a pop and some other bullshit
>Hey nice board
>Eat these 2 lightnings and a duster for your back row
>Now I will play a gorgillion draw spells to waste your time then normal summon a fire dragon

>>719747838 (OP)
What happened to that retarded "uguu animegirls playing fighting games" anime they announced a couple months ago?

>>719747838 (OP)
Fighting game players are the dumbest, most pathetic people I've ever known through 4chan
Just about all of them are black-twitter personafied droids and are only nice on the surface because they know their genre is dead if they don't act nice because there's barely any new blood coming in

Oh hey guys, i just wanna say im sorry no one has yet discovered a cure for your crippling autism

>>719754905
>>719751332
I'm working up the willpower to quit it myself. Slowly starting to unfollow the yugitubers I liked (them basically quitting for various reasons helps as well) and am taking longer and longer to do daily stuff. I might hit 9k gems and then stop there so I can return if the interest flares up again

>>719772245
Too bad there's no cure for being a kike.

>>719751040
>newfag doesn't know about Ronnie's existential horror works

>>719770914
>intern
The foids with those jobs are making six figures for six hours of work a week.

>>719761805
Magic at least has multiple formats that play fairly differently and things like draft or sealed that make it so even if a recent set was ass, you can ignore it and hope the next one is better.

Handtrap wars, special summon spam and otk boards have been a recurring issue in literally every part of modern yugioh for over a decade

>>719765507
are you fucking retarded?

>>719772643
Are you brown?

>>719763631
>Kson giving the thumbs up
Oh come on shes the one chick that wouldnt gives a shit AND gives the full heart

>>719747990
Hall of cost fallacy

>>719747990
type 2 fun

>>719748926
HEY YOU
YOU KNOW ME
YOU’VE TOUCHED ME
I’M REAL

>>719748926
Unfortunately, he bought the ad. The ad is this thread.

>>719759557
best post ITT

>>719764817
>you heard me
>SAAASS

>>719750343
shentoss

>>719774043
if your a jew

I only ever liked SC because it wasn’t a pain in the ass to play

>>719774562
street crighter?

>>719774440
I've no Jews.

>>719751705

I enjoy the new tempered hunts because they're at least a little bit challenging and there's a dopamine hit from the talisman gacha I guess. I would enjoy it more if the game didn't run like absolute shit.

>>719774634
Ah, you seem to be retarded. I was calling you a jew.

Anyone got that comic about a girl playing a video game for a long time, then someone comments "you must really like that game" but the person does not in fact enjoy the game.
The girl was cute.

By god his art has turned to liquid shit

>>719749095
the first Toshinden game was legit kino though.

>>719774681
Okay, I'll pray for you.

Fighting games have to be the most simplistic, dumb genre out there. Literally, two characters fighting in a side-scrolling environment —that's literally it.

>>719774732
To Moloch? I don't want it.

>>719774757
The opposite, and you need it.

>>719774798
Name the entity.

>>719774834
Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Son of God.

>>719774607
Soul Calibur

Cannot get on with SF, the core gameplay is garbage until you can do the stuff that actually helps you move your character how you want. Otherwise it feels like you’ve got all the control of a pensioner

>>719758895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=932P5N1u4ew

>>719761504
good goy, just die off
worthless nigger

>>719774873
oh scalibur, i always lost to voldo. this spinning rolly albino

>>719774868
And he made a joke about clumps of cells here >>719759557
?
Just admit that you're an acolyte of Satan. Are you scared to do so?

>>719761326
yo is dat arcade bumstead from tsukihimay?

>>719774936
I don't support abortions. The image is funny, if anything, moreso because it lightly makes fun of those who do.
You're trying too hard, and you won't trip me up. I already prayed for you. Lord keep you, and good night.

>>719775041
You're a jew.

>>719747990
/v/ - Video Games

>>719772772
justin probably ask them to give him a thumbs up just to make this type of picture.

>>719754104
left appeals to libtards, right appeals to incels
the only people that win are the fighting game community who dont give a fuck

>>719775247
Post the image.

>>719772662
Yup, you are retarded.
inb4 you reply with "yup your brown"

>>719775315
>specifically does not answer the question
So yes, you are. Don't get mad at me because your mom birthed you this way. Dumb shitskin.

How come white people suck at fighting games?

>>719775747
Too busy shooting.

I call fighting games beat em ups and platformers jump and runs.

>>719748629
Never. Oil was suppose to deplete after 1970. It is a renewable resource.

>>719763631
>>719776294
>a whole new dimension of asians getting cucked by their own women
I know now who is projecting this idea onto Whites.

>>719762171
>>719761496
Yet people like this will never play Melee when it has more player expression than any fighting game to date. The only ones that come close are +R and old Melty blood, but they are still dwarfed in comparison and they are also on life support. Don't fall for Big Water's lies and avoid the shower. Come home, white man.

>>719775612
Thanks!

>>719747990
Same reason why I don't kill myself even though I hate my life: idunno

>>719747990
Because I am addicted and video games prove my self-worth

>>719747838 (OP)
nu bikecuck is funny, there i said it.

>>719776804
Dumb frogcuck poster

I think Shen is genuinely funny a lot of the time. Sue me.

>719776559
Go away, autist

Is this a fightan thread, LOL thread or ytp thread?

>>719747990
great question.

>>719777387
>redditbob
>everything I dont like is bait
Checks out.

>>719777915
Yes

>>719747838 (OP)
I don't even like video games

>>719776559
+R isn't on life support if it's been going strong for over a decade

>>719747838 (OP)
I used to.

Why do they give characters moves like 632146 when they don't have any moves that use 632 or even 623? Those are just unused inputs. The struggle to give inputs to your character shouldn't be part of the experience.

Auto-combos ruin the game, they're not for newbies, but veterans that have given up. The whole point of any fighting game is to use your toolkit to win reactive rock-paper-scissors and then try to convert a hit into combo. That eliminates the randomness of RPS, so you don't just smash buttons and know how to commit on the button that delivered the hit.

Why even have combos if only very specific moves can string together? When I get a hit, I should immediately think about the most optimal combo considering the distance and position of each character, not just go into BnB that can only be modified by sacrificing a meter.

Why don't these games teach me what to do on wake up? Thats where the new player is most of the time, on floor.

How is it possible that working online is only a very recent discovery and all fighting games have been completely unplayable outside events and couch? The whole genre relies on having human opponents. What is being prioritized?

You need specific controller to play fighting games. Some standard controllers are just not good and only weirdos swear upon them.

>>719747990
They don't. They just complain about it on here. You can't have actual game discussion here it's just bitching about anything new and how it's bad.

I like old fighting games and nu fighting games (except street fighter 6)

>>719779316
>How is it possible that working online is only a very recent discovery and all fighting games have been completely unplayable outside events and couch?
Japan is the home of fighting games. That’s why.

I'll have to quit, fightanfrens. My game internet is kinda slow, yknow? It's not as fast as playing 1-player.

>>719747838 (OP)
fgcuck

>>719754304
This desu senpai

>>719755196
Needs a thought bubble of the horse hating him because he's so fat

>>719767050
That girl is his niece, he is the supervision.

>>719761030
Cope

>>719758167
>LETS GO JUSTIN!!!
unleash the beast

The only good fighting game is Smash and the fact that people don't consider it a fighting game proves that all fighting games are shit

Fighting games are made for remedial yolo mashing bums

>>719749257
>forced
Why? Is your gf/wife telling you to stop? You wouldn't marry someone who doesn't respect your free time, right?

play virtua fighter please anon im begging you

>>719786263
buy me it and sure :)

>>719747990
The entire point of fighting games is to make the opponent feel bad and to prove you're better than them. If you're losing you're not having fun, you should be angry and try harder to get better and not let cheap shit get to you. If you're winning, it's not fun you feel, it's pride and an ego boost because you're at the top and others are beneath you. It's like real life, you grind to reach the top, and the grind is never meant to be fun. Fun is a waste of time anyway.

>>719786931
>you should be angry
this
it justifies how salty i get in threads when i lose

>>719786263
i played some virtua fighter.
felt boring, every engagement took place at the same range, attack proprieties barely felt relevant outside high/mid/low.
the attacks feel good to actually connect tho

>>719760548
TTGL is 18 years old

>>719787946
if only there were some supers and heat engagers baka desu

>>719786263
>wolf Hawkfield
He looks more like a jeff rosenberg

>>719786263
ganondorf???

>>719790110
nah, i come from SF and a bit of for honor, if you wanna count that as a 3D fighter.
it just didn't feel like every character was distinct with unique gameplans and gimmicks

>>719754096
Imagine him trying to explain to M-dude it was either William Powers or another fart joke.

>>719747838 (OP)
Fighting games genuinely fucking suck and never have any interesting features.
They are all stuck in 1994 and think the most bare minimum amount of development is okay.
>Here's a roster of characters and some maps
>No interesting adventure mode where you explore an overworld with combat encounters like an RPG or some shit
>No custom fighters ever
>No survival mode
>No customization besides paying for skins
>No nuance at all
>Zero effort in any way
>Just a roster of characters with individual """"endings"""" and like maybe 6 levels to fight on

Fighting games are lazy fucking dogshit and really should not be. I despise fighting game fans for letting them get this unplayable.
Tournament faggotry has ruined the genre. Making them playable for someone that is autistically obsessed with winning tournaments is at the bottom of the list of priorities.

FUCK fighting games. Worst most lazy genre filled with utter morons who think they are superior.

>>719791191
*playable for someone that ISN'T autistically obsessed

>>719747990
Fighting game fans don't play either

>>719747838 (OP)
Yes
They are literally the only video games left worth playing. This hobby is dead otherwise.

>>719791191
You are the one stuck in 1994 my guy.
Hilarious bait overall 7/10

>>719749257
Chill out, rabbi.

>>719779221
All fighting game communities are full of unkempt losers that don't care about hygiene. I recognized this right away when I moved from Counter-Strike which is composed of mostly middle class to high class rich white guys in NA to fighting games briefly which was pretty much just the bottom of the barrel members of society before they get old and disfigured. The console vs. PC price gatekeep is very real and it shows.

>>719747990
it's like being married

>>719791728
GET THE FUCK OUT MAN

>>719791728
shoop da woop

>>719791728
Definitely a fighting game fan.

>>719751705
Because it was full price and you really wanted it to be good. I know anon. I know.

>>719751705
Because it was full price and you really wanted it to be good. I know, Anon. I know.

>>719755869
>Ronnie wishing for testicular cancer
Too dark, man.

>>719748502
>get back into anime
I never understood this mindset. Anime has a shit ton of genres just like any other medium, you don't have to watch anime for the sake of it. If you see something that interests you, then watch it just like you would with any other movie/tv show.

>>719764181
>>719762518
>>719760956
>>719767743
>>719788047
>Zoomers forever seething because it's been their entire sentient lives since the last good piece of media in most mediums and genres
Nobody but you will ever consider TTGL old because it'll always be on the newer end of good anime until they start making good anime again.

Fighting game characters for this feel?

>>719794631
There's only about two years worth of anime that's worth watching

>>719776559
I got some respect for Melee and it's not completely because a lot of them switch over to 3rd Strike.

>>719794631
I cant tell whats AI and what's real anymore.

>>719794631
>you don't have to watch anime for the sake of it
that's literally how weebs operate though. they'll watch literal garbage just because japan made it.

>>719794631
That anon probably means he fell behind on watching current stuff or has been too busy

>>719795716
Dizzy Ice floor

>>719795716
what the fuck
oh its china nvm

>>719795638
there are more good anime in the last ten years than good video games though

>>719749095
this shit was never good and only works as a nigger detector.

>>719796648
it's real
https://www.reddit.com/user/Buttercupcosplays/comments/1mzvb2g/psyduck_with_the_side_eye/

>best friend going through divorce
>does nothing but sit in a discord channel by himself grinding ladder on 3 different fightan games
>calls the one fightan game i like "causal bullshit"
:(

>>719786263
I got you anon. Can't wait for a new 3D fighter myself.

>>719747838 (OP)
Why is Shen doing all these fighting games comics (they're not half bad at least)
Did he get into Tekken8/SF6/Strive?

>>719754104
KoF version is poorly executed cuteslop
COTW version's a bit off, face might be too fat or something but I like it more in general

>>719749257
Because if you don't get married jewelery companies and divorce lawyers would take a big hit to their profits. Don't be so selfish, fag.

>>719797561
He's just been gooning to Br*dget and wants to simultaneously broadcast it while also playing coy about his rapid mental decline.

>>719747838 (OP)
kek

>>719748502
>TTGL
>Old days

>>719797942
Yeah man almost 20 years old now. Feels weird getting old

>>719751138
>we wish we could kill you
My phone every time I swipe away the update notification.

>>719797198
Lol

>>719797942
Mountain of Faith is almost 20 years old too

>>719783340
usually his comics have a note at the bottom you can click to reveal, it more or less mentions ronnie was snacking on the horses oats.

>>719747838 (OP)
>Hey do you like fighting games??
Yes but i suck at them though..

>>719802663
Post 30 seconds of you playing makoto

>>719747975
fippy bippy