Thoughts on the gameplay?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:51:18 AM
No.719755905
>>719755747 (OP)
I can feel the <30fps experience (captcha confirms it)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:51:29 AM
No.719755915
>>719755747 (OP)
I think it looked cool.
Will pirate it; I don't buy AAA.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:52:50 AM
No.719756013
>>719760965
>>719755747 (OP)
So is it following in the footsteps of Hitman Absolution? Like "here's a hitman game but with a bit more action in it instead?" That's not a bad idea by the way, it's a James Bond game after all not a Hitman game.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:54:15 AM
No.719756092
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:55:53 AM
No.719756187
>>719756636
looks worse than quantum of solace
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:57:26 AM
No.719756285
>>719755747 (OP)
Itβs just hitman with a new main character
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:03:46 AM
No.719756636
>>719756923
>>719756187
QoS is kino if you just view it as a yearly cod campaign
It was made by treyarch after all
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:05:28 AM
No.719756736
>>719755747 (OP)
>Bond but all the women are mid and frumpy
>>719756636
yeah I enjoyed it, not a terrible game at all for its time. this IO game looks straight out of 2015 though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:13:12 AM
No.719757170
>>719765879
>>719755747 (OP)
shit and woke. its insane how hard amason is pushing it. their upcoming king of meat game is T rated and contains all the mental illness flags as a customization option and has your typical consultancy group characters that you are forced to interact with. it also allows you to change your "body type" in the character customization screen. as for 007 itself, you can tell its made by h1b niggers and women judging by how atrociously low the framerate is, along with overdose of chromatic abberattion and depth of field
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:17:22 AM
No.719757396
>>719756923
And that's a good thing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:24:47 AM
No.719757772
>>719755747 (OP)
Uncharted 5. Not for me, bummed as a certified Hitman goy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:47:24 AM
No.719759000
>>719755747 (OP)
Looks cool because I like uncharted, but it's absolutely the kind of game I'll forget about when it releases and pick it up for 50% off in a couple of years.
It looks like a generic shovelware action game from the 360 gen.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:51:27 AM
No.719759221
driving forward?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:16:05 AM
No.719760621
the dialogue is your typical woke garbage with independent and non sexualized strong womyn
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:18:17 AM
No.719760745
>>719765879
>>719755747 (OP)
>linear third person shooter slop
Pass
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:19:19 AM
No.719760812
Zoom Zoom will return in THE FRAMES ARE NOT ENOUGH
>>719756923
>game looks straight out of 2015 though
What are some good linear single player games that have come out since 2015?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:22:07 AM
No.719760965
>>719761537
>>719756013
I agree. Considering IOI's track record, other than Hitman they seem to really want to make action games, so I guess this is another chance for them to do so.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:22:50 AM
No.719761014
>>719761072
>>719760928
Neither of the Kane and Lynch games
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:24:01 AM
No.719761072
>>719761014
More like no game at all
Single player games haven't existed for the last 10 years
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:25:00 AM
No.719761141
>>719765437
yoooo this a UE5 game?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:27:22 AM
No.719761263
>>719774557
>>719755747 (OP)
looks awesome. i hope they lean more into hitman levels where you use cool bond abilities/gadgets/bluffs than action stuff. but even the combat seems to have some cool ps2 energy and immersive sim elements
it's basically the only game i'm excited about, nu hitman will be considered an all time classic in 5-10 years. it had among the best level design i've ever seen
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:28:15 AM
No.719761314
>>719755747 (OP)
It looks alright, but it's the kind of thing that will live or die on its story and presentation, and they're already off to a bad start with this version of Bond himself. I get that going with a young Bond will give them a bit of flexibility and wiggle room in terms of comparisons to the films, and I also understand that it's a big budget game intended to attract teenagers and 20-somethings, but it gives off The Young Bond Chronicles in a bad way.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:32:30 AM
No.719761537
>>719761771
>>719760965
What else other than Freedom Fighters did IO do that isn't hitman?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:36:36 AM
No.719761771
>>719761798
>>719761537
Kane and Lynch series
Mini Ninjas
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:37:02 AM
No.719761798
>>719761771
Oh, right. Kane and Lynch. That shit was so ass
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:39:28 AM
No.719761914
>>719755747 (OP)
aside from the performance it looks alright, but only alright. could be ok if there was something aesthetic to make up for it, but the visual style seems pretty bland too
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:40:24 AM
No.719761961
>>719755747 (OP)
Ah shit the state of play has been? I was gonna watch it live and talk about it with my /v/ frens
Oh well I should get a chance to watch it in about half an hour
If they just kept working on World of Assassination and made/sold a new level for $20 every couple of months, I'd keep paying. Or a full blown $15/month subscription if the content updates were significant enough. I'd be on board with that shit. I'm not interested in the Bond thing. Do people under 40 even care about Bond? All the movies made after the 80's were shit.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:57:47 AM
No.719762864
>>719779632
>>719762337
Pierce Brosnan was decent, even in the shitshow that was Die Another Day.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:01:05 AM
No.719763034
>>719755747 (OP)
They learn nothing from making hitman games, this is just your average uncharted slop
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:04:32 AM
No.719763229
>>719762337
The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill were both good.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:04:59 AM
No.719763257
>>719755747 (OP)
>Good
Destruction looks cool
They repurposed the Hitman objects on levels to go from distractions and accidental kills into environmental weapons and finishers for melee
>Bad
Runs at a framerate similar to 007 on the N64
Cinematic moviegame like Uncharted
Looks janky as fuck
Magnetized Bamham style melee
Enemies all look fucking retarded
NPCs are basically blind and shit that would get you instantly spotted in Hitman is fine to do out in the open
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:05 AM
No.719763580
>>719762337
34 and I don't give a shit about Bond as a brand. I'll watch the movies but they live and die on their own quality and not some weird cult shit like star wars or Indiana Jones used to be
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:11:59 AM
No.719763645
>>719780597
>IO Interactive
>turn on lamp
-9000 points
>silently kill guard
-100000 points
>take a shit
-20000
>breathe
- 1 GORILLIONS POINT
>YOU WILL PLAY THE GAME THE WAY WE WANT NIGGER
>>719755747 (OP)
I was expecting it to be more scripted than Hitman but so far it looks way too scripted and cinematic. I hope it's just because it's the first mission or whatever.
I also thought the writing was really lame. This Bond quips as much as Spiderman
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:26:09 AM
No.719764337
>>719764252
Even Hitman struggles with "Context" sometimes so I'm not super optimistic about the more procedural looking stuff like throwing a guy over a table or into his friends working consistently.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:51:16 AM
No.719765437
>>719761141
They use their own engine
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 5:57:50 AM
No.719765725
>>719755747 (OP)
>3 minutes of driving slow and quipping with a roastie, with james being mocked by her repeatedly
so low energy and lame, what the fuck is io doing
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:00:56 AM
No.719765879
>>719775807
>>719757170
>change your "body type" in the character customization
Wtf is this retard rambling about?
>>719760745
It's not linear.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:01:48 AM
No.719765920
>>719755747 (OP)
Looks neat, the story better have some length to it, tired of these games being like five hours long now.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:03:36 AM
No.719766002
>>719764252
Devs said it won't be super linear so it was probably a gameplay showcase thing.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:07:18 AM
No.719766170
I don't like it. I play Hitman with all the xray vision and UI popup hint shit turned off. This looks like this x100. Because Bond has to be fast-paced and snappy and moron-proof instead of a puzzle game. Looks like they're just copy pasting some Hitman gameplay but way more shallow in between the scripted action set pieces.
And even as a Bond game, it doesn't work at all. Bond wouldn't retarded point-and-click shit like turning on a hose, crouching in the grass and setting leaves on fire just to enter a glamorous reception. It's so dumb. And the zoomer face they picked... I cannot understand what they were thinking. The quippy tone of the writing is really obnoxious too.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:09:14 AM
No.719766270
>>719755747 (OP)
JUST PUT IT ON THE CARTRIDGE AND I WILL BUY IT
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:10:05 AM
No.719766316
>>719755747 (OP)
Looks like no one thought about it in the first place.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:14:13 AM
No.719766506
it's literally hitman + uncharted
James Bond began and ended with Fleming novels. The movies were a nice tribute at best, and an outright insulting abomination at worse, but none of the merchandising ever encapsulated the that feel from the original adventures, specially when it comes to the character. Goldeneye was also a fun movie, and Brosnian is my favorite one from the casting, but the game was lame, and everything after it was even gayer and alien.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:18:01 AM
No.719766683
They will get 0$ until they put Hitman3WOA as an all in one bundle for free.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:26:20 AM
No.719767068
>>719776837
>bond purists
forgot these boomers existed lmao, its just spy slop. If you make a spy story they call it james bond anyway, so you just make the zoomer spy story james bond so people buy it. We haven't had a good spy story game since hitman arguably, I will steal it to see if this one is good at least.
>stealth not needed, just climbs through a window and is able to walk freely with the worst lie ever told
>driving shit
>third person action focus
I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I don't want the game this action focused and would rather it really just be Hitman reskinned. I assume the Bond movies are more action oriented than the Mission Impossible series.
>IO marketing department so desperate they're bribing candle drinkers to shill the game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:36:43 AM
No.719767494
>>719767436
obvious clout chasing bit
hate these fags
There should have been games based on the Alex Ryder books. He was basically a young James Bond.
It's horribly generic. I don't know what to think if it somehow does well. Then again I ask myself why people still by Assassin Creed games too when it's also generic AAA slop every single time.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:38:02 AM
No.719767556
>>719767304
Yes I've been saying forever them getting Bond license was a mismatch, but MI would have been ideal for the Hitman template (heist planning instead of assassination, and using a group instead of a single character, could have been pure kino)
Just play games like Commandos or Desperados if you want tactical stealth
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:39:23 AM
No.719767626
>>719771304
>>719767504
damn I should reread those, kino teen fantasy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:47:03 AM
No.719767965
>>719768538
>>719767304
>stealth not needed
Just like hitman?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:57:05 AM
No.719768381
>open trailer
>SAAAR DO NOT R--
>wE wUZ BRitiSH N sheEEE--
>close trailer
Flop in the making
>>719755747 (OP)
IOI hasn't made a single good game outside of the hitman franchise
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:58:55 AM
No.719768470
>white man on the cover
BASED
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:58:59 AM
No.719768473
>>719768412
Their latest game was greats and that's all that matters.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 6:59:59 AM
No.719768538
>>719767965
It's not the same. Bond casually climbed in a window and was seen by 15 people. He just said "trust me bro, I'm a penetration tester" and then had free access. In Hitman, you'd at least need a disguise and climbing is still a suspicious activity.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:02:09 AM
No.719768661
Man, I LOVE the British government and I sure do want to work for them, especially if it's against the antifreedom countries like the USSR that want to censor everything and monitor every little thing you do! That's like hella cool! There's no way that this game will flop!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:02:14 AM
No.719768668
>>719785339
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:03:00 AM
No.719768708
>>719767436
is this jewish dogwhistling?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:05:03 AM
No.719768792
>>719769243
>>719759183
I think Bloodstone 2 would be kino and slap and all that. But I actually think its "doing too much" and attempting to be "something more" which will end up hurting it more than just being Bloodstone 2.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:06:19 AM
No.719768852
>>719767436
not much really angers me these days but the way this dude speaks makes my blood boil. no idea how anybody can tolerate his videos
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:15:13 AM
No.719769243
>>719768792
This, when i saw the gameplay it immediately evoke blood stone but with added stealth element
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:19:45 AM
No.719769449
>>719769716
DEI cast
marvel quip humor
15fps lagfest
this is not bond
its just corny zoomer action game with the bond licence slapped onto it
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:25:44 AM
No.719769716
>>719769449
It's what the modern audience wants. What else do you expect them to do?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:33:06 AM
No.719770023
>>719759183
Not bad since Uncharted is more and theres nothing else to fill the void, but the bond girl isnt hot enough so I'll pass
>>719755747 (OP)
>Thoughts on Pajeeta Simulator?
My only thoughts are that I won't be playing it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 7:59:48 AM
No.719771220
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:01:37 AM
No.719771304
>>719767626
God yeah, that series hit different back then. Whole vibe was like proto-Tumblr aesthetics mixed with Saturday morning cartoon drama. Kinda wild how stuff like that felt so cool at the time-even if it was all melodramatic as hell. Still better written than half the Netflix Originals out today lmao.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:04:00 AM
No.719771392
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:05:33 AM
No.719771454
>>719762337
Casion Royale was a great watch as a 'soft reboot' of how Bond films were made
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:08:22 AM
No.719771575
>>719766545
>merchandising
I've got a few books from the 100th anniversary of Fleming that had some fucking great cover art
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:10:29 AM
No.719771658
>>719771987
>>719755747 (OP)
Imagine hitman but without any gameplay
BRAVO KOJIMA
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:13:40 AM
No.719771805
>007 by the people who made hitman
And here i thought we get to see a splinter cell like bond game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:18:20 AM
No.719771987
>>719771658
That was more gameplay than any other AAA showcase.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:20:53 AM
No.719772075
>>719770865
>Pajeeta Simulator?
Chuds are literally retarded.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:29:10 AM
No.719772412
>>719770865
That's just the modern UK your orders to stop the guy who wants to end the rape
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:37:15 AM
No.719772712
>>719775815
>>719767554
Oh what are some recent games that are doing these similar generic things?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:49:28 AM
No.719773194
>>719773653
>>719767554
Do you people don't like the Uncharted games? they're we're absolute kino but the female characters in this are average to ugly so I'm not getting it
lots of people were shitting on it but i would play it. not for $70 though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:54:33 AM
No.719773390
>>719773251
>GIANT HITMARKER
>RELOADING, RELOADING, RELOADING!
i love how it became the norm that single players slap all this shit over the game to ruin the aesthetic and you cant even turn it off in the settings most of the time
people dont realize how it diminishes the experience. all because "DUHH WHAT IF I WASTE ONE BULLET SHOOTING A GUY?"
like yeah that would be cool, that would make you pay attention to the animation of the person youre shooting.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 8:56:59 AM
No.719773487
>>719755747 (OP)
The fact that they released a gameplay trailer with massive frame rate errors and visual glitches doesn't fill me with confidence.
Also, the over reliance on tired tropes like red barrels and batman vision
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:00:07 AM
No.719773615
Hitman Absolution is the blueprint, and this makes me smile.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:01:03 AM
No.719773653
>>719773194
>uncharted
>kino as a good thing
Kys subhuman
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:02:21 AM
No.719773697
>>719773251
That reload icon is obnoxious
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:03:22 AM
No.719773731
>>719773251
>hitmarkers in a single player game
Why? Why are these so popular and common?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:04:06 AM
No.719773758
>>719755747 (OP)
IO making any other game than hitman is gearbox level of red flag
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:07:43 AM
No.719773885
>>719773815
Literally absolution 2.0 down to the ui and not instinct
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:09:13 AM
No.719773937
>>719773251
Looks like a boring game from ten years ago that came and went, except slightly prettier
Le heckin' play your own way """stealth""" game xD
A stealth game should 100% be about stealth and nothing else, action should be really clunky and heavily disincentivized, just like in Hitman WoA or any previous Hitman game that isn't Absolution
It's so fucking sad how actual stealth enjoyers like me cannot catch a fucking break and cannot get a proper pure stealth game these days
I shan't be buying this action slop, and I will keep on playing Hitman WoA.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:13:19 AM
No.719774091
>>719774316
>>719773946
>stealth enjoyers like me
>sites hitman as an example of the stealth
Retarded subhuman zoomer trying to fit it
Neck yourself nigger
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:14:12 AM
No.719774126
Pointless game from the viewpoint of a Hitman fan. Maybe the normies will enjoy it or the Snoy crowd but I lament the waste of time making this when they could have perfected the Hitman formula further.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:15:40 AM
No.719774167
>>719755747 (OP)
>open trailer
>every character except james bond is bipoc
>bond is a zoomer leftist
flop inbound
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:16:30 AM
No.719774197
>>719773919
>not enough instinct
Now where did I see this before
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:19:40 AM
No.719774316
>>719774443
>>719774091
Damn, it's almost as if it was a thread about an upcoming game from the very same studio who made the Hitman games
Cope more shill
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:20:36 AM
No.719774349
First rule of the mission, Don't get caught
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:23:40 AM
No.719774443
>>719774664
>>719774316
>oink
Subhuman, chill.
>it was a thread about an upcoming game from the very same studio who made the Hitman game
Then why did you try to larp as le stealth enjoyer, untermensch
>>719773946
>Le heckin' play your own way """stealth""" game xD
I hate this shit with a passion
This trend has been going on since 2010 and it's depressing how it's still going on
It destroyed Splinter Cell forever, it nearly destroyed Hitman
Only shimmer of light was Hitman WoA which I played for thousands of hours and still keep on playing to this day, because quite frankly nothing else compares
The problem with Bond is that it's expected to have all the tired ass tropes of the bond girl, the bond car chase, the bond shootout section, the bond hand to hand combat
I unironically feel more like an actual spy in Hitman WoA because I'm in complete control of the level, and I can ghost all of the levels and the game never expects me to shoot my way out of levels
I have to pick my tools, get in, gather information, learn the layout, use disguises, kill the target without anyone ever knowing I was even there, and leave, that's it
>>719761263
>bond abllities
it had eagle vision AGAIN, "press x to scale a house in broad daylight", a laser watch (why not give him a laser gun if the tech exists???) and a smoke grenade aka invisibility aka trash
>combat
generic cover shooter bullet sponge with QTE every eight seconds
>immersive sim, hitman
aka "walk into a room and have the first npc you see exposition dump about the macguffin you need to collect to open the locked door so you can walk to another macguffin that opens the next door so you can walk to a man you have to press x to kill". riveting, innovative stuff
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:29:56 AM
No.719774664
>>719774443
Instead of vomiting everywhere while masturbating you could have a discussion
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:30:15 AM
No.719774675
>>719773871
this shooting looks like something from previs stages
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:34:02 AM
No.719774820
>>719774935
>>719774484
A hitman game with some rpg dialogue, more objectives than killing and the occasional sex scene is all a bond game needed
>>719774820
and with forced uncharted car chases
and with forced uncharted shoot outs
and with forced uncharted hand to hand combat
riveting stealth gameplay
i would have paid good money for like 1 or 2 new levels in Hitman WoA
I won't be buying this hollywood trash at all though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:37:33 AM
No.719774958
>>719774557
oh and let's not even get started on the "must have been the wind"-tier """AI""". fucking embarrassing. one of them gets shot in the neck with a poison dart while two more just stare at him in the "huh" state... 007 (years old) then walks straight past them all. a game for idiots
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:39:58 AM
No.719775065
>>719775142
>>719773946
I don't think they marketing as a stealth game.
It's a bond game made by the guys who made hitman.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:40:38 AM
No.719775086
>>719755747 (OP)
like a stripped down hitman and janky uncharted mixed to make the worst of both worlds
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:42:20 AM
No.719775142
>>719775334
>>719775065
the game very clearly shows stealth and social stealth sections
more like watered down hitman for the masses, basically absolution 2 but you have to wait like a good little cuck before the game allows you to kill people
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:44:02 AM
No.719775195
>>719775641
>>719774557
> watch (why not give him a laser gun if the tech exists???
Because it's bond, you fucking mongoloid.
>walk into a room and have the first npc you see exposition dump about the macguffin you need to collect to open the locked door so you can walk to another macguffin that opens the next door so you can walk to a man you have to press x to kill". riveting, innovative stuff
Damn you really suck at hitman.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:44:39 AM
No.719775225
wish they made Freedom Fighters 2, but this will do
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:45:07 AM
No.719775238
>>719775276
>>719774935
>and with forced uncharted car chases
>and with forced uncharted shoot outs
>and with forced uncharted hand to hand combat
Almost like they are making a different game...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:46:16 AM
No.719775276
>>719775373
>>719775238
>A hitman game with
I'm glad we could agree that they're not making a good game
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:47:28 AM
No.719775334
>>719775428
>>719775142
It's a game with stealth and not a stealth game
>more like watered down hitman for the masses
Can't say that for sure because it was small showcase.
Hitman games also look boring and braindead if some guy is just using all the story clues.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:48:29 AM
No.719775373
>>719775428
>>719775276
They are not making hitman, that's for sure.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:49:38 AM
No.719775428
>>719775630
>>719775334
>It's a game with stealth and not a stealth game
Exactly, this is the whole problem :
>>719773946
>>719775373
Yeah sadly, instead they chose to make bottom of the barrel zoomer trash
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:50:09 AM
No.719775449
>>719775630
Do we know how disguises work? I suspect you probably won't be able to freely disguise as much as 47 as that would detract from the James Bond experience and make it too much like Hitman. Maybe you can only disguise as certain key figures in few places
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:51:32 AM
No.719775494
>>719775541
>>719774935
Do you know what James bond is retard
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:52:42 AM
No.719775539
>Half the people are upset that it's too much like Hitman.
>The other half are upset because it's not exactly Hitman.
It's almost like game design is really hard.
β¬nd honestly, I have no idea what would be a better way to make a Bond game than combining stealth with Uncharted shit.
saucy
9/4/2025, 9:52:45 AM
No.719775541
>>719775584
>>719775494
A dark gritty story inspired by Jamaican life?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:54:00 AM
No.719775584
>>719775541
Saucy you're fat
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:54:44 AM
No.719775618
>>719755747 (OP)
Boring Bitch Boardroom Game
They can fuck off. The characters look and sound also off. It's not Bond but Bond jr-tier
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:55:08 AM
No.719775630
>>719775428
I get it, you don't like the mix and you want more pure stealth.
But it's Bond, so of course there's going to be some action. I don't know why you'd assume otherwise.
>>719775449
>bottom of the barrel zoomer trash
Bad faith.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:55:27 AM
No.719775641
>>719775690
>>719775195
>because it's bond
show me the bond film where he shoots a chandelier with a laser watch from thirty feet away. the closest you will get is using a laser watch to slowly "plasma cut" steel at about 4 inches away, for the purpose of covert entry. not exactly equivalent is it you fucking mongoloid
>damn you really suck at hitman
there is literally no other way to play those games you spaz. they're games for retards who want to feel smart because they stood next to an npc who then tells you exactly where to go next via a phone call with another npc. midwit simulator, no wonder you are impressed
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:56:35 AM
No.719775690
>>719775773
>>719775641
>there is literally no other way to play those games
You are a low IQ moron.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:58:51 AM
No.719775773
>>719775809
>>719775690
describe the hitman gameplay loop genius, im all ears
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:59:07 AM
No.719775782
>>719760928
I find it funny that this is so difficult to come up with solid answers
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 9:59:56 AM
No.719775807
>>719775841
>>719765879
>It's not linear.
How do you know this, nigger?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:00:01 AM
No.719775809
>>719776024
>>719775773
Watch anybody playing thatgame, there's like 30 ways to do anything.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:00:13 AM
No.719775815
>>719775870
>>719772712
Any cover shooter that also has cars.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:00:53 AM
No.719775837
>>719774146
They should add QTE to this though
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:01:02 AM
No.719775841
>>719775891
>>719775807
They said in the press release that you'll be able to approach missions in multiple ways.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:01:48 AM
No.719775870
>>719776356
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:02:28 AM
No.719775891
>>719775950
>>719775841
I'll give it a pirate then
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:03:48 AM
No.719775950
>>719775891
You haven't played it yet?
Absolute state of play.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:03:59 AM
No.719775962
>>719789014
Wtf why can't I stealth this whole game? And why are there so many exploding barrels and vehicle missions?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:05:52 AM
No.719776024
>>719776104
>>719775809
hahaha concession accepted
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:08:04 AM
No.719776104
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:12:42 AM
No.719776268
>>719755747 (OP)
Removed all the white people
Why woukd I buy this literal and figurative piece of crud (poc)
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:15:51 AM
No.719776356
>>719776636
>>719775870
Any cod or bf game in the last ten years. The gears of war games, pretty much any shooter.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:23:11 AM
No.719776636
>>719776356
On rail segments are different from driving
Also it's going to be more interactive than any other tps.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:24:16 AM
No.719776676
>>719755747 (OP)
007? More like ooF what a AAA failure
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:26:04 AM
No.719776746
>>719773919
At least there's some reactivity to the fighting
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:26:33 AM
No.719776763
>>719755747 (OP)
as someone who enjoyed most of the movies, this looks like soulless zoomer slop.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:28:37 AM
No.719776831
>>719779829
>>719766545
i was blown away by moonraker the first time i read through the novels, ended up being one of my favorites
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:28:44 AM
No.719776837
>>719767068
Their autism is extremely entertaining though. There's a guy who makes hour long videos about bond soundtracks.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:32:52 AM
No.719776976
>>719773251
cover shooting TPS was never fun
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:33:05 AM
No.719776987
>>719755747 (OP)
his shoulders seem really narrow in the gameplay
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:34:08 AM
No.719777030
>>719777479
>>719773946
Maybe people would enjoy being stealthy in stealth games if it actually had an effect on the story beyond a higher score. Look at games like metal gear solid for example. The "correct" way to play is with zero alerts and no kills. But you still have forced alerts and characters like the Cobra unit still die if you tranq them.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:38:44 AM
No.719777202
>>719777335
>>719777590
>>719773815
>>719773871
>CATCH THE PLANE
>144m
Why do modern games do this? Like what's the point of the info on how close you're to the obvious objective, let alone the screen constantly telling you about it with caps lock.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:42:20 AM
No.719777335
>>719779174
>>719777202
Normie npcs arent the brightest people, they're helpless even with IRL yellow paint.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:46:52 AM
No.719777479
>>719777030
Honestly it would be nice to see more stealth games where you can actually do a full pacifist run and it actually affects the story in some way.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 10:50:36 AM
No.719777590
>>719777202
Modern games are designed to target the lowest common denominator. Gotta have flashy 3d graphics and real time gameplay or the normies will whine. It's been like this ever since the late sixth and seventh generation of consoles. Ironically many of the 3doids who grew up on this slop and ruined gaming are the same people that whine about woke stuff ruining gaming.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:33:46 AM
No.719779174
>>719777335
bs. everything about DEIA is forced. some hr nigger thought "OH YES IF ME MAKE GAME SIMPLE MORE PEOPLES WILL BE ABLE TO CONSUME" so the niggers started adding yellow paint and removing anything that would give the player frustration or challenge.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:35:03 AM
No.719779220
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:36:34 AM
No.719779267
>>719774108
Worst thing about this section wasn't the framerate, but how Bond is glued to the floor while everything else stumbles down
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:41:02 AM
No.719779393
>>719774053
that's the same fucking barrel from hitman
>>719774108
>>719774146
very depressing thirdperson shooter slop
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:46:54 AM
No.719779593
>>719780765
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:47:55 AM
No.719779632
>>719762864
I think I'm the world's only Die another Day fan
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:50:44 AM
No.719779723
No thoughts on the gameplay but...
Bond can't be fucking young. I can tell this will be a shit Bond game since the devs clearly completely missed the point of the character. Bond has to be at least 30 by the time of his FIRST mission. He's not supposed to be some gay ass spy kids he's a mature war veteran by the time he becomes 007.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:53:38 AM
No.719779829
>>719766545
>>719776831
I was surprised by how much of a sense of duty and willingness to sacrifice himself for the greater good there was in Moonraker. It's true, none of the films ever captured Fleming's original vision. Also Bond should be taking performance enhancing drugs all the time, I always liked that in the books.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:55:19 AM
No.719779889
>>719767504
Those were good. Charlie Higson also wrote a great series which were based on kid Bond at boarding school during the inter-war years.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 11:59:04 AM
No.719780040
Just looks like a more action focused Hitman. There seems to be some fun in there like being able to control a plane you're on with a watch to knock crates at enemies. Though, there was significant frame drops for that section so I'm not sure it'll maintain a steady frame throughout. Might have to sacrifice some sections because the game has to calculate all the characters reactions and objects you can interact with and use. If it can at least maintain some fun with these action set pieces I'd be okay with a little drop in frames for it.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:02:56 PM
No.719780171
>>719774484
Even the books had more action than that anon...
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:10:24 PM
No.719780435
>>719755747 (OP)
our guy julien chieze said it was kino
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:13:17 PM
No.719780557
>>719780769
>>719786751
>>719755747 (OP)
what's with all the driving
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:13:55 PM
No.719780580
>>719780697
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:14:28 PM
No.719780597
>>719763645
Still better than Konami's strict shit, and completely raping the gameplay with the tranq gun
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:15:16 PM
No.719780620
>>719780926
>>719755747 (OP)
The melee stuff looks kinda fun
Overall it seems kinda janky and last gen-ish but a decent substitute for Uncharted
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:17:11 PM
No.719780697
>>719780895
>>719780580
whats wrong with red barrels
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:17:46 PM
No.719780720
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:19:11 PM
No.719780765
>>719779593
You're a dumbass
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:19:17 PM
No.719780769
>>719780917
>>719780557
I know rite, needs more parryslop
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:22:37 PM
No.719780895
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:23:07 PM
No.719780917
>>719780769
no just more speed
>>719780620
the fact retards like you are nostalgic for fucking uncharted speaks volumes about the state of the industry
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:23:34 PM
No.719780931
>>719755747 (OP)
My worry is that it will end up being a middling Hitman copy mashed with a middling cover based TPS, jack of all trades master of none situation. We'll see when it releases if the levels are actually good, but as usual I'll be waiting until it's 25β¬ or less.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:25:00 PM
No.719780994
>>719780926
Just doing my part bro
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:25:13 PM
No.719781004
>>719781268
>>719787082
>>719780926
What's wrong with Uncharted?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:30:45 PM
No.719781212
>>719781413
>>719780926
Yeah dood we need 100 more souls SLOP games you fat moron
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:32:28 PM
No.719781265
the face and try-hard flight jacket remind me of tom cruise
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:32:30 PM
No.719781268
>>719781004
Humiliation ritual, and to think people paid money to be subjected to this. 007yearold will be just the same. I am waiting for the inevitable "press X to apologise to your pajeeta boss for Britain's problematic colonial past" webms.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:34:07 PM
No.719781330
>>719781453
>>719780926
I don't really get the hateboner for Uncharted. It's 2025, if movie games are here to stay then I'd rather them be more like Uncharted than one with a heavy narrative focus. These games on Crushing are as video gamey as it gets too, it's not any worse from regular shooters.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:34:14 PM
No.719781336
>>719755747 (OP)
Bad Uncharted clone with a dumbed down Hitman clone on top of it. Pointless
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:34:22 PM
No.719781341
>>719773251
Its 55$ here which suprised me so much I pre-ordered solely because of that lol its cheapest AAA release in years here.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:35:16 PM
No.719781381
>>719781456
>>719780926
Uncharted are great interactive movies. I don't understand why some people need to hate interactive movies. You fags watch movies same as everyone else, why pretend
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:35:20 PM
No.719781382
>>719781470
>>719755747 (OP)
It wasn't ready to be shown yet. Performance was absolutely atrocious and simply unacceptable, given that they showed it on a PS5 Pro of all things. It was so bad that it completely ruined the entire showcase for me.
Gameplay seemed okayish. The free roam investigative parts felt very Hitman but adequately adapted to a Bond approach with all the gadgets, which I liked. Car chase was retardedly long and devoid of any suspense with weird car physics and frankly it barely looked like the player had any input. Action sequences were bog standard cover fare. Overall it has potential, but needs a fuckton of work still. I doubt it'll be ready by march next year.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:36:10 PM
No.719781413
>>719781212
>directionbrain retard trips over himself to mention soulslop games out of nowhere
Concerned about your health desu. Suspect fatal syphilis
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:37:10 PM
No.719781453
>>719781330
the only good thing to come out of unsharted was drakeface
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:37:11 PM
No.719781456
>>719781521
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:37:28 PM
No.719781470
>>719781764
>>719781382
>felt very Hitman
Except it's going to be streamlined to all shit. You're not going to have hours long expansive stealth levels in an action game like this.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:38:29 PM
No.719781521
>>719781456
No you don't watch movies? Well maybe you should give them a try
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:39:20 PM
No.719781561
>>719755747 (OP)
>not enough instinct
oh nyo
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:44:29 PM
No.719781764
>>719781470
they're going to port all the WOA levels into this for updates and also add freelancer, trust
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:45:01 PM
No.719781784
>Objective: park the car
>Objective: look at the man
>Objective: walk to the marker
>New Intel from M: 007, don't forget to collect Bond Burgers to fill up your Aston Martinβ’ meter
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:51:58 PM
No.719782085
>>719782183
>>719783935
Judging from some of the collaborations IOI has gotten for Hitman, I assume the have some oldfart dudes in charge who just really wanted to make a James Bond game. I mean you'd have to be a bunch of old farts to want to make a mission pack starring Jeanne Claude van Damme.
I'm not sure how much replay value their Bond game is gonna have compared to Hitman game, though. How many different ways can you approach playing "car chase mission" eh
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:53:57 PM
No.719782170
>>719755747 (OP)
It's IOI, it'll have a ton of really good ideas but one really REALLY shitty idea that drags it down by a lot
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 12:54:12 PM
No.719782183
>>719782085
>How many different ways can you approach playing "car chase mission" eh
In PS2 bond games you had open hub locations for car missions and you could do your car objectives in any order so they can be more open ended than you'd think
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:34:00 PM
No.719783817
>>719783901
It's hard to grasp how dense some of you are.
That's how gameplay showcases look
if you did a showcase for Hitman, it would look boring and railroaded too.
That being said, theyβve got to fix the performance and the magnetic QTEs.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:35:56 PM
No.719783901
>>719783986
>>719783817
No gameplay showcases don't usually showcase low FPS and clunky animation.
>they'll fix it later
It only ever gets worse
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:36:38 PM
No.719783935
>>719782085
Good chance there's a real Racing mission where you have to win for whatever reason.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:36:41 PM
No.719783937
Test
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:37:39 PM
No.719783986
>>719783901
Yeah but they usually do showcase Exposition and bigger set pieces.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:43:36 PM
No.719784260
>>719773251
>chest-high walls third person cover shooter
What fucking year is this?
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:47:34 PM
No.719784431
I can see now why Uncharted movie games take so long to make, lesser devs go all on pretty visuals and cheap out on animations and optimizations.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 1:52:46 PM
No.719784667
>>719785689
>>719755747 (OP)
Looks jank but fun, might get it when it gets cheaper
>check steam page
>35 bucks
Well shit I might just get it day1
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:02:03 PM
No.719785113
>>719785858
>>719755747 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Jom-jxUEqJg?t=449
Hey look! Can you see the window you fucking idiot, it's right there!
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:02:49 PM
No.719785145
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:06:46 PM
No.719785339
>>719768668
>Game so terrible it killed any future this mid franchise could have had
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:12:12 PM
No.719785598
>the cars/driving look straight out of hitman
>hitman only uses the cars in on-rail exit animations
i forget the term gta anons used but the cars dont have any suspension and just sort of jig the whole model up the second they drive over anything not perfectly flat
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:13:14 PM
No.719785642
>>719755747 (OP)
I cannot get used to nu-Bond's faggoty zoomer voice. I don't mind the attempt to make him mid-to-late-20s as opposed to the usual late 30s to early 40s but their voice casting department needs to be fired because the guy they hired is godawful.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:14:25 PM
No.719785689
>>719786069
>>719784667
Charging full-price for Hitman games, but not full-price for well-hyped Bond game sounds like a massive red flag.
I don't think it's going to be bad as MindsEye but I smell something similar.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:18:17 PM
No.719785858
>>719791231
>>719785113
How would nobody see this? He's hanging right above a commonly used gate
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:21:23 PM
No.719786001
>>719755747 (OP)
mediocre as fuck
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:21:39 PM
No.719786019
>Compass
>In a game mostly set in a closed space with next to no navigation
why
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:22:34 PM
No.719786061
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:22:40 PM
No.719786069
>>719786625
>>719785689
It's 70 dollars for burgerbros but dirt cheap for third worlders for whatever reason, never seen regional pricing with a gap this big before
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:34:50 PM
No.719786613
What stands out the most to me in this footage is how you're either a bullet sponge getting shot to hell while aiming, or you're engaged in some flashy move and everyone politely waits with their gun pointed at you until you've finished.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:35:05 PM
No.719786625
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:37:37 PM
No.719786751
>>719780557
Ever play Agent Under Fire, or Nightfire, or Everything or Nothing, or Blood Stone? Those all had a few driving levels. Don't even try looking up 007 Racing.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:41:03 PM
No.719786912
>>719773251
I hope we can turn off the hitmarker, the hit reaction is already very strong, its completely unnecessary
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 2:43:46 PM
No.719787082
>>719781004
Imagine how sweaty her bare feet are...
Whoever critcizes this scene is an uncultured swine.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:17:40 PM
No.719789014
>>719775962
the game you posted contains multiple vehicle exclusive missions what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:48:40 PM
No.719790969
Will we get missions where we get a license to kill people that watch ecchi anime and say mean things on the internet about rape gangs.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:50:20 PM
No.719791104
Looks worse than I could possibly have imagined. So an ordinary snoy
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:51:54 PM
No.719791231
>>719785858
He literally brushed shoulders with a guard after lighting the fire too and apparently the guard would have no idea where he went walking into a corner. Shamefur dispray
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 3:52:14 PM
No.719791253
>>719766545
I remember reading this for the first time and laughing at its awkward writing
>There were three telephones on Bondβs desk. A black one for outside calls, a green office telephone, and a red one which went only to M. and his Chief of Staff. It was the familiar burr of the red one that broke the silence of the room.
>It was Mβs Chief of Staff.
but a few chapters in and I was having a grand old time. Good book.
Anonymous
9/4/2025, 4:07:35 PM
No.719792670
>>719755747 (OP)
Personally I'd rather have more spycraft rather than going in guns blazing, but I guess that ship sailed with Goldeneye.