Thread 719785074

ONE FUCKING HOUR LET'S ACTUALLY GO MY DICK IS SO HARD

Total straggot death :3

>babby's first steam release
in an hour it's gonna say "less than an hour"

>>719785074 (OP)
2 hours, retard

total furnigger death

inb4 they didn't submit the game for steam review and it gets delayed

>>719785346
>2030
>SH-ACK!!!

are you guys gonna be wearing your cage while playing or just a toy in your ass? I'm thinking about doing both haha

>>719785378
>hornet segs on defeat gets the game censored
It's never been more over.

>>719785346
kek why do they do this everytime there's a long wait for a sequel

never actually bought a game, should I buy it at steam or GOG

>>719785504
Gaslighting autists into lopping their dicks off is how they reproduce. Making sure there's always a flood of this crap is a part of that.

>>719785504
They're narcissists. They will take whatever opportunity they can to tell others that they're transgender.

>>719785674
I don't trust polacks so I don't use gog.

Attention gamers!

In 1 (one) hour I will purchase Silksong and invade Hornet's bugpussy!

I will knock her up and get her pregnant and make her my wife!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

>>719785074 (OP)
It's 2 hours

>>719785862
Please get treated for your mental disorders.
Literal porn addict brain rot.

>>719785896
That's been debunked.

I just finished it. underwhelming. Less than 4 hours gameplay with 85% completion.

>seven years to make a four hour long dlc
Why?

>>719785074 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!!
Steam takes away 1 hour as soon as it goes under the 1 hour mark, and when it's one hour left it says "less than one hour left"
SO YOU FUCKING RETARD it's 1 and a half hour still fucking stupid idiot, jesus fucking christ

>>719786028
>oh hey I want to add (thing)
Repeat ad nauseum. Feature creep is insidious.

>>719786221
I'm still getting a game today that I've been excited for while you won't ever get a game you'll enjoy again because you've convinced yourself that staying on /v/ angrily seething about videogames other people play instead of playing games yourself makes you cool and intellectual :)
Silksong will be a massive commercial and critical success btw I hope that will make you very very mad :D

I'm even more excited about the game than you are kek, i am just calling you out for being such a retard and embarrassing yourself like this kek. Imagine thinking i am hating the game or not looking forward to it just because i call out reatardation, how low confidence you must have

>>719785674
Buy it on steam and pirate GOG version as backup.

i hecking love trannybug game!!!

>>719785948
Mods, there is a nigger replying to my post!

Please kill this "person" instantly!

>>719786336
lol swung and missed so hard

>>719785948
Tranny.

>>719786810
Pure irony. Considering deranged leftists (trannies) are the one who screech and cry about their sexual fetishes not being validated.

>>719787228
>Doesn't deny it

Estrogen goblin confirmed, please kill yourself with utmost haste

buy an ad

>>719786443
>reatardation
GOOD MORNING SAR

Just bought a future classic..hell is us and not this tranny game

Just finished it with 81% complete.
Took 9 minutes.

>>719785125
>called hornet
>is actually a spider
Who writes this shit?

the amount of casuals who are excited by this just shows how redditism truly has spread like a plague

WHY CAN I NOT BUY IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

One hour left! :D

>>719785976
his game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour

>>719787309
You have the mental functioning skills of a 4 year old.
You thinking "denying it" means something is laughable, and you have zero clue how interaction with other humans works.

this is the first new game since Elden Ring that remotely peaks my interest

Most hyped indie after undertale

>>719785346
I would have sex with this cartoon depiction of a tranny

>>719785862
What does bugpussy feel like bros

IT'S OUT

>>719785862
>This retarded fucking idiot when he realised it was 2 hours left
KEK

>>719788448
Idk, ask them

>>719785074 (OP)
I didn't play hollow knight and my fomo is hitting, bros

>>719788865
Just watch a HK lore video and you can comfortably play SALT song

omg metroidvania #5000000000000 with the same gameplay as all the others! I'm going to shit my pants!

>>719789006
OMG A SHITPOST 99999999999 JUST LIKE THE OTHERS! I WILL NOT BUY AND PLAY SILK SONG BECAUSE YOU SAY IT SUCKS!

>>719789006
>IM MAD MY TRANNY GAME DIDNT GET THIS MUCH POPULARITY!!!1!!

>>719785125
correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't lace confirmed to be a child and hornet an adult? #heckinproblematicyuri

>>719789417
>tranny game
>while playing 2D bug slop in the most tranny genre possible
do you even listen to yourself retard

>>719788650
mine unlocked already anon

What in the goddamn is happening in this thread?

>>719789515
lies

Okay, NOW it is less than 30 minutes

>>719789006
Cry about it lmao

>>719789474
>yeah my headcannon says all games i hate are trannies

>>719785346
me rn :3

Wait a minute, I'm going to pirate it. It's not out in 20 mins for me.

>>719787896
Trannies are the ones posting Shazam, thougheverbeit

>>719790320
it will be on gog, so yes it is out in around 25 mins for you, since it will take a bit to reupload the game in a mirror.

>>719785074 (OP)
>Silksong
Ah yes, reminds me of that "Hollow Knight" game I had on Steam for 4 years now. Maybe I should give it a try.

>>719785431
Underrared

>>719785074 (OP)
I'm going to assume it's going to be a 7/10

PLEASE LET THE HOLLOW KNIGHT BE ALIVE SO HE CAN BE A COOL BIG BRO FOR HORNET

>>719785074 (OP)
hell yea bro can't wait to play this cheap smartphone game for like 4 hours before i beat it!!! hype!!

>>719790537
>still thinks it's a prequel
Sorry to disappoint you, but...

15 minutes, inshallah.
STEAM PAGE AT THE READY.

>>719790537
didnt all endings had him sacrificed?

>>719789417
hollow knight is literally a tranny game

15 mins for floppa

>>719790692
In the ending achieved by defeating the Pantheon of Hallownest in the Godmaster DLC:

You destroy the Radiance in the dream created by the Godseekers, causing the Radiance to actually die since it is a higher being that lives in the dream world. The ending shows the Knight becoming the void creature and the Hollow Knight awakening near Hornet as the infection he contained mysteriously vanishes.

>>719790793
it's a very obvious gender dysmorphia allegory
no wonder /v/ loves it

>>719785074 (OP)
>MY DICK IS SO HARD
It's game for children.

>>719790828
only thats going to be flopping is my BHC on hornet's thorax

>>719790692
Just because he died doesn't mean he's dead.

S
H
A
W

>>719789440
age gap yuri...

its over

Epitome of cringe. The first game sucked, you are fucking retards for being hyped for this.

>>719790793
I'm only here to shitpost (I haven't played the original nor will I play the sequel) but this idea that 'popular = tranny' needs to ACK.
Do you think pizza is tranny too, since it's popular? What about certain makes of cars?
>inb4 food analogy

I will now leave this board and wait 10 minutes until the game's out, don't plan on coming back until I finish it to not get spoiled. Have fun playing it anons!

10 MINUTES UNTIL SILKSONG THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>719791046
>STOP ENJOYING THINGS

Sorry guys, I squished Hornet in my bathroom this morning when she ran across the floor. Game's not coming out.

A SILKSONG JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE

>>719791135
Don't worry. You will grow up soon enough.

RELEASE THE SILKSONG LIST

I thought the unskippable 30 minute cinematic of the Knight mating pressing Hornet was an interesting artistic choice, but I respect it all the same. Bravo, Team Cherry.

>>719791049
Good for you retard
it's a tranny game because trannys fucking love it and it's tranny characters
I understand you're a mongoloid retard and you can't comprehend insanely simple concepts so I'll cut you some slack this one time

>>719785125
get better at falseflagging bro

>>719791324
You seem to be an expert on trannies! which one is your favourite?

THE SERVERS CAN'T HANDLE IT, PULL UPPPPPP

>>719791415
Use google to find your tranny porn you mentally ill kike

It's true, after all. The so called 'white excellence' isn't just nonsense after all...!
Thank you, TEAM CHERRY.
Thank you, WHITE MEN.

TIME FOR SOME REAL KINO
ENOUGH WITH THE WAIFU TRASH
ENOUGH WITH ANIME GIRLS
ENOUGH WITH JAPSHIT, CHINKSHIT, ALL WEEBSHIT
GIMME SOME BUGS
GIMME SOMETHING BY A REAL WHITE MAN

I'm starting to think this is in the same category as sonic fans
simple designs = attract autism
because the actual game itself is bland as fuck so the only thing left is the "fanart" aka barely better than stick figures

Is Steam down??? Can't connect

UNHOLY PREMARITAL SEX WITH HORNET in 4 MINUTES

>>719791527
No

>>719791261
sauce?

>>719791046
yes grandpa go back to your pong game

>>719791504
troonshit won't ever be popular. kys.
come back when you've got more than 2 games to flaunt, westoid.

What if the game doesn't live up to the hype?

>>719785074 (OP)
WHY ISNT IT OUT YET FUCKKKK

>>719791324
Yes, like I said:
If everyone loves it, then trannies will love it too, exceptional observation, retard.
Do like the trannies you love so much and ACK, faggot.

>>719791675
I'll be happy if it's as good or roughly equivalent with current Hollow Knight, to be perfectly honest.

guys will this game get more players than dustborn and ac shadows?

>0 players
LMAOOOOO

30 seconds

>>719791675
Then I'll have a melty and make my own fun that way.

>>719791772
it will flop with maybe 1k player peak I bet

>>719791754
nice reading comprehension
you must be a pajeet

torrent chads, I'll see you in an hour

It's up

steam is stuttering

>>719791504
BWC bait

WHERE IS IT

>it crashed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STEAM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRASHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Saw that coming.

>>719791772
The first one went from sub 10k to 80k overnight when Silksong was announced. This is going to crack 300k easy

LOOOOOOOL

HOLY SHIT THE STEAM PAGE WENT DOWN

STEAM CAN'T HANDLE IT!

lel
I'm gonna guess it's gonna reach at least 200k.

steam crashed lmao!

It's dead Jim

>something went wrong
bastards

CANT BUY FUCK U GABEN

FUCK YOU GABE

>19.50 euro
based

>Silksong breaks steam
yup. makes sense

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Something Went Wrong
We were unable to service your request. Please try again later.
E502 L3

WTF GABEN

steam crashed HAHAHAHAHA

kms

7 years of hype just for
>you unlocked double jump
>you unlocked dasp
>you unlocked wall jump

>>719785074 (OP)
KEK THANK YOU GABE

ITS THERE

SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK

STEAM IS DOWN

>>719785074 (OP)
GAME IS CANCELLED
ITS FUCKING OVER

Dang! The page went down.

In the cart.

its not on the playstation store yet, either... i can only wish list it...

>>719791895
>>719791897
>>719791940
AIIEEEE BUGGERMAN SAVE ME

>>719791830
>admitting you browse reddit
>admitting you browse reddit to specifically to obsess over and read about trannies
Insanely embarrassing

>>719791960
I don't think I've ever seen a game literally break steam by releasing. That's kind of insane.

it has regional pricing
it is 2usd for khazakistan lmao

Did Silksong's release legit crash Steam?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

it's up!

>>719791848
I thought it was 20$...

>>719792121
wow you really can't read english
FUCK OFF PAJEET
>>>/india/

Entire Steam crashed lol

Not on eshop yet...

It's crashing the switch eShop 2 lol

7 years of hype just for
>Shaw
>Hegale
>Edeedo

>>719792141
people were saying it was going to flop lol

lmao i knew it. I cant believe steam crashing will act as an argument for preordering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5A5yr5STzs

>it won't crash steam store
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
GET SHIT ON

>>719792134
yes.
haters blown the fuck out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>719791830
>cry because you beat a videogame
what a bunch of faggots

next time maybe let people buy before launch?
kek

>>719792159
That's a fake photo, there's no discount and it's $20

>>719792204
Bapanada.

GABEN YOU CAN AFFORD YACHTS FIX YOUR SHITTY APP

Lmao is Steam down for everyone or just me??

AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERMAN SAVE MEEEE

I'M FUCKING IN

I reloaded it and the page was up but once I tried to buy it it went down again. You guys are way to excited for this. Calm down and let people get through.

>>719792121
why are you obsessed with trannies and reddit anon?

hahaha, money stolen, rugged pulled, steamies got scammed again

>>719792125
DEI caused this

Can't get it in my fucking cart
Also anyone notice the soundtrack just got pulled?

>>719792204
Those sounds playing when I press buttons are all I need in my life.

>>719792205
>people were saying it was going to flop lol

>nintendo eshop is crashing
>steam is crashing
keke

>>719792286
those three fellows are now set for life

My dad who worked at Steam said they ran out of stock for SlikSong.

>>719791504
gachas won tho
>>719791830
uh oh...

I DOUBLE ADDED IT TO MY CART AND IT WONT REMOVE NOW FUCK

tried to access it from wish list but it crashed

after 20 presses it added to my cart
now my cart wont load
and it somehow put 2 silksongs LMAO

Anyone else buy it from GOG?

>so many people rushing to buy the game they killed the steam page
/v/tards said the game would flop lmao

I added it to the cart like 3 times wtf now the cart won't load

Asmongold confirmed its mid, I'm refunding

>>719792290
worked on my mobile but crashed the second i clicked silksong.
its £16 for bongs btw.

So how is it?

FUCKING KNEEL PEASANTS

IT BEGINS GOODBYE /v/

Can all of you stop refreshing the page so I can buy it, please and thank you

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TORRENT

IM IN

HISTORICAL MOMENT
I WAS HERE

It's not even up on the PSN store, they've taken it away completely. What the fuck is this bullshit?

Where's the GOG link, /v/ros.

>>719792471
Fuck you Anon

>add to cart does nothing
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY FUCK LET ME IN

thoose three nigaas down under are set for life lmao!

FUCK GABEN

can some people stop spamming the servers
some anons are trying to buy a game here

YOUR FIRST STEAM CHARTS IMAGE SIR
GONNA BE SEEING A LOT OF THESE LATER

Game downloading now, 47%

>>719792419
GOGchads win again.

ITS FUCKING BREAKING
FUCK

>>719792610
>5,341 players
What went wrong?

STEAM IS ALIVE

>>719792564
It added it to my cart 3 times

>Team Cherry literally destroyed Steam, which millions of people use every day
Everyone who bought HK should be ashamed of themselves

A final salute for everyone who didn't make it to see this glorious day, and a toast to everyone of us who did
o7

>store crashes immediately
kek

>>719792627
>2.28gb
IT'S OVER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 100GB AND HAVE FULLY MODELED HORNET PUSSY

>>719792551
See you later bucko!

did silksong crash steam?

I got to the payment processing screen and it got removed from my cart FUUUUUUUUCK

>>719792564
It worked don't worry. Just doens't update immediately because a hundred thousand lunatics are trying to do the same right now.

>>719792595
They already were. Hollow Knight sold 15 million copies. Now their children's children's children are set for life too.

>>719792610
OH NO NO NO HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I've waited many years, I can wait a few more hours until FOMOfags stop breaking Steam.

so much for "pre-ordering... is le bad" posters

>>719791504
That's what happens when you're free of jap or SEA/ASIAN slave mentality & porn bait. The white man truly marches on with his boundless creativity and Faustian spirit.

Page seems up now but getting error with cart now.

dude

>>719792680
One for me, and one for the homies that we lost.

>>719792610
>all the silksong shitposting was just a couple of very loud retards
>they managed to convince the world this was le most hyped game of all time
jej

All over the world, transfolx everywhere are mashing REFRESH on the steam store so they can buy their wholesome bug game

kek

>>719792759
its so over
im not going to be able to play silksong until 2026 at the earliest

why is this game so overhyped?

I CAN'T REDEEM IT AAAAAAAAAA

>>719792735
I think we're breaking different apis as we all bumrush each step that comes back online

>>719792868
>already x10
OH NO NO NO NO NO OPBROS

anyone having issue actually paying/at checkout in steam?

...

>>719792985
>46k people fell for the silksong meme

>>719792892
how is hollow knight wholesome, the entire story is misery like dank souls

>>719792680
A toast for the fact that we got to see Silksong release, and one for those who passed waiting for it.

>>719792057
>>719792154
>>719792227
>>719792723
>>719792914
GABEN fix your shit

>Steam won't let me buy the game
It's OVER

>>719792868
90% of the people can't even buy the game right now

>>719792985
WHY CANT I PLAY IT

>>719792928
It's a damn good metroidvania, even I was a non believer until I met Soul King

>>719793047
every time you ask something of gaben HL3 gets DELAYED BY ANOTHER WEEK

i'm happy for you guys, i'm going back to nightreign have fun o7

>>719792997
where the fuck is is ? It should be available. What the fuck is Sony doing ?

>>719792892
>wholesome bug game
Uh, anon...

>>719793045
for those that ACK'ed

eShop working yet?

>>719792985
>not even as much as hollow knight
kek what a floppa

>>719793068
you have to beat the payment processor boss first

>>719793137

Did you play any other metroidvanias in the years after playing Reddit Knight?

FUCK YOU SONY YOU SLANT EYED TRANNIES LET ME BUY SILKSONG YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

>Other indie devs have conspired to literally turn off Steam so that Silksong flops
DAMN

I've changed my mind. This is cracking 500k.

YEAH THANKS COOL VERY COOL I GUESS I JUST WON'T FUCKING PLAY IT THEN

>>719793162
hope you get a good run nigga

>>719792997
>>719793167
PSN tends to update around noon EST, sadly. if its not up in 2 hours then i dont fucking know. thankfully i wasn't going to play it til this afternoon when my gf gets home to see it

There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.
is this part of the game?

FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN

I now have it in my steam cart 8 times and I cant remove any of them

>>719792914
>>719793254
>game is already sold out
fuck

I CANNOT ADD TO CART FUCK YOU GABEN

REEEEEEEEEE

IT LITERALLY DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE YOUR MONEY

THANKS GABE

This is why you should have pre-ordered, retards, they DO run out of digital copies.

>>719793251
triple that at LEAST

>>719793306
Payment processors are overloaded

Sooooooo, can we sue Gaben for this??

FUCK GABEN I'LL JUST BUY IT ON NINTENDO

i got in gog but i cant download...

nigga what

>>719793201
ESHOP WORKING

>>719793435
he must give us free hats and cs2 skins

>>719793475
you added two anon

apologize.

Go do something else and come back to try again in a few hours you turbospergs.

>>719793306
>>719793362
>>719793396
>>719793475
>gaben is too good to take our money now
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YOU NIGGERS I BOUGHT IT ON GOG
VAVLE AND SONY ARE DOUBLE NIGGERS

TEAM CHERRY MUST APOLOGIZE FOR BREAKING STEAM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

this is a colossal fumble by valve

Got it in cart but it's saying it's having problems displaying it in cart. Getting steam logo trying to reload in cart and then it crashes saying "There was a problem displaying this item". It crashes when I try to continue payment.

AAAIIIEEE LOAD ALREADY

>>719793554
>Go do something else and come back to try again in a few hours you turbospergs.
No!

>>719793554
no.
i literally waited for this game to come out for years, go suck your mom.

>>719785074 (OP)
Overrated dogshit game

Millions must refresh

>>719792174
>tranny accusation falls flat
>immediately move to option B, Indians
Embarrassing letting disgusting trannies and Indians occupy so much of your headspace
Suicide seems imminent.

>>719793553
Timmy literally doesn't even have the game for sale

>>719793554
No, causing a DDOS attack on payment systems is part of the experience now.

>>719793627
>i literally waited for this game to come out for years
So have I. I can wait a couple hours now.

Why is it so expensive

BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwik3O1Nm6M

she didnt make it

physical bros, we laugh

Captain, we've recovered the Store System but the Web API module is going haywire! We can't get a signal!

>>719793642
learn english if you don't want to get outted as a pajeet you fucking retard

>Still not up on PSN
Why didn't they allow for preorders and downloads so I could have it locked and ready to go? Dumb cunts.

>>719792341
>AI
>purple URL
Jesus

>>719793675
He'll give it to us for free, man of the people

Just closed Steam, I'll come back later. I just decreased the server's load, you're welcome.

ok how do I beat the second boss?

Fuck this. I'm going to GOG.

>>719793713
should've just gone with continuing Hollow Knight as was planned

>>719793752
good job pajeet. You know a color in english and what google AI is.

>>719793734
>outted
Ooof, it's spelled outed. Better luck next time, champ.

What's this phenomenom called?

Jesus what a fucking disaster. It's cherrys fault for not letting me preorder and preload.
This is literally the one time i wanted to do it.

>thinking about just buying it on GoG to bypass steams fucked servers
enjoy not getting my money you mongs, should've let us pre-order.

I CAN'T FUCKING BUY THE GAME!!!

i can pirate the game before i can buy it

CREDIT CARD JEW BOSS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT WAT THE FAK TEAM CHERRY

>>719793858
form slop

>>719793858
we are so fucking back

Fuck this I'm jacking off to Behind the Dune instead

Team Cherry is so fucking retarded, why they didn't let people pre-order it? Fucking hell.

>>719793858
Zoomers.

>>719793586
>refuse to put out preorders to stagger the buying wave
>it crashes the steam because retards all rushed in first minute it was available
Hope valve fine australian faggots out of most of their money.

>>719793858
"what's wrong with the modern gaming industry" part 1 (10 hour documentary)

so where are the anons that guessed that steam will have maybe 200k at best?
lmao
it will be immediate 1mil+ players

GUYS I GOT THE ESTIMATED TOTAL TO DISPLAY AND IT CRASHED

>>719793857
>pajeet trying to act like he speaks english all of a sudden
sure thing jeet

JUST LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEY
FUCK

>>719793962
>no pre-orders
>no reviews
Grim.

>>719793807
>>719793878
So long, suckers.

>>719791054
I finished it already without side stuff (15 hours straight), its mid as fuck

COME ON GOG STOP FUCKING FAILING

I've beaten phase 1 (getting it into the cart)
But phase 2 (making the purchase) is kicking my ass.
Dreading phase 3 (>>719793624)

I CAN'T EVEN BUY IT ON GOG THE SITE IS MELTING DOWN

Do you niggas even have a job? Just wait until later in the day when things calm down. You don't need to play this right now.

STICKY NOW MODS!!!

>>719794090
>2025
>job
lmaoo

GAAAAAAAAAABE YOU FAT FUUUUUUUUCK

>>719794063
Happened to me.
Don't use Galaxy to install it, download the 2 GB installer.

Galaxy will then recognize it.

worst game release EVER

>>719793580
>>719792627
>>719793807
>holy shit I forgot I could just get it there
>you guys saved my ass from getting creamed by steam
IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY BUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ISN'T WORKING EITHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

guess I'll have to do this >>719793905

>>719794090
It's half past five in the afternoon you fucking asshole people in my country get off work at four

>>719794090
>Do you niggas even have a job?
lmao, fuck off nigger

>>719794090
Yeah it's called night shift fucking moron

Finished it
It's shit

>>719794139
Bro I wish I didn't have one trust me

nakeyjakey is in

>>719794090
I NEED IT

>>719794090
trannies don't work

>PROCEED TO PAYMENT
>ERROR
COME THE FUCK ON

Works on my machine, PC vegans ;)

fuck you gabe
you had one job
one fucking job
you fucking fat fuck

did this happen ever before?
dont think so

>>719794183
Download the offline installer.

>>719794090
I had a job until a month ago, now I'm getting unemployment gibs
Anyway I'm thinking I might go to the gym or something for a couple hours, or maybe just goon

>>719794228
chuck it or sneed it?

WHERE IS IT

>>719794090
>job
Huh?

>>719794157
THANKS THIS WORKED

>>719794090
In this economy!?

>>719794229
Don't worry you wont soon enough, better hope your local government learns to accept most people being unemployed before it implodes

>>719794090
i had a job but they replaced me with copilot

>>719794349
HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL NOT THERE!?

>>719794315
deltatroon release but not to this extent

>finally get to checkout
>8 items in cart

Is filling the map still really difficult where you have to find the hidden mapmaker in each region?

I liked hollow knight but the way you had to find that mapmaking bug to actually fill in the map was too much for me.

>>719793993
>jeet jeet jeet
Mindbroken, obsessed with trannies and Indians to the point where even basic spelling fails.
I weep for the future, then I am reminded you are inches away from suicide. I smile, for not all is lost.

>>719794328
Don't fall the DRM meme.

GOGchads win again.

/v/ hasn't been this excited for a game since Elden Ring

>>719793554
Fuck you, you just want to buy it yourself and you're hoping we believe you.

>>719794090
I start my new job next week. I only have about 144 hours to beat Silksong.

>>719785125
Fpbp

How the fuck they can't handle a couple thousand people?

>flatmates get back in two hours and basically make the internet unusable when they do
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

gog won
gamepass won

INSTALL QUICKER YOU STUPID FUCK

>>719794427
He just sells you a small piece of a small premade map.
Once you buy the quill you can make your own map from exploration and don't really need him anymore

Nintendo wins again! Eat shit, everyone else !

>we're back to this now
NIGGER

Biggest flop of 2025

>>719793905
link

>>719794608
>please understand
>you waited seven years
>what's another seven hours?

>>719794440
learn english if you don't want people to call you a pajeet
it's as simple as that.
enjoy killing yourself pajeet

FUCK YOU TENDIES!

It was funny at first but I'm seriously fucking mad now it's been nearly 30 minutes and the biggest video game store front in the world can't handle a hyped up indie side scroller

>>719785074 (OP)
SILKSONG BROKE STEAM

Do I just have to accept that I won't be playing this for at least 12 hours?

>>719793045
Can we have a toast to your fucking hairline, instead?

this is the problem with steam having >90% of PC gaming market share

>paying for games
lol

>>719794090
I always have Thursdays off. I thought it was a weird day/time to launch but it was perfect for my schedule
I was looking forward to having a cozy little morning, had my tea ready and I can't even buy the game
lol

>>719794553
It's 300 megabytes

how do you even fix this?
isnt the only solution to wait people to give up and go offline so servers get offloaded?

>>719794783
gib the link plox

>>719794738
for real.
the most retarded decision was to not just let people pre-order it.
saw this shit coming from a mile away.

>>719794551
Silksong's playercount is about to clear 100k

I'll just say one thing about the game before leaving. Hornet's voice when you jump while weakened at the start is so fucking hot.

fuck you gaben i'm back to playing total war

Works on my Nintendo Switch 2 ;)

>>719794783
i will go to heaven and you wont

I heard Deltarune also crashed Steam.
How long was that one for?

>>719794849
its on cs rin

WHY DID YOU JUST NOT LET US PREORDER IT GOD AUSTRALIANS ARE BEYOND RETARDED

>>719793938
Based, Jessica is hot as fuck.

Wheres the crack?

>>719794698
Let's say hypothetically I was a jeet.
What does that mean for you that, not only is my spelling better, but my grammar too?
Sad!

Done the first boss.

>game on steam: 8GB
>game on torrent/fileshare: 2.4GB
Am i being cheated? I don't want my pc to get aids.

>>719793045
was totalbiscuit still alive when it was announced?

>>719794816
my download drops down to 2mb when my flatmates are streaming with their 4k TV's.
i fucking hate it.

>>719794925
20 seconds

This is already one of the biggest shitstorms in gaming of the past year

>>719794904
>immediate seethe
lol

>>719794904
>going to hell for pirating games
yeah he is going to hell for that, meanwhile the joos are not.

>>719794972
compressed files

>>719794553
>not knowing how to throttle individual devices connected to the router

>>719794262
flew too close to the sun, can't open the store anymore

>>719794972
Torrents are made for Russians with 1kb/s download. It will always be compressed.

Finally it's relevant again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY

I'm having a blast (in this thread with other people who can't get it yet)

IT KEEPS GOING UP HOW DO WE STOP IT

>>719794972
They removed the pronouns

>>719795113
russia is top 2 for the best internet in the world
lol

>>719794972
The .sh on Gog for linux is only 2.4GB.

We've waited 7 years, what's another day or two?

GOD DAMNIT WHY I JUST WANNA PLAY IT

FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I WAS SO CLOOOOOOOOOOSE

It's installed.

>>719793938
Based

>>719795213
95% of people cant even buy the game
it will have at least 2mil people

>filiter the word "Silksong" to avoid spoilers
>51 threads hidden
>still see about 20 silksong threads that don't have the name
this truly is the biggest vidya happening in a long time

>>719795238
based for using linux but all three (Win/Mac/Linux) GOG releases are around 2.3GB

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY FOR 30 MINUTES YOU FAT FUCK

>>719795017
>Finally have the game we've been waiting for ready to play after 7 years
>Half an hour into launch and still unable to play it
Why can't things just go right?

>>719794590
Ooooh! Awesome!

>successfully buy game
>its not in library
>huh
>get a new email

for fucks sake

it had not once occured to me that all of the digital storefronts would crash from god damn silksong
fug

Shazambros... it's so over...

>>719795452
what movie is that?

>>719795383
Last time /v/ was like this was the DD2 announcement

WORTH THE WEIGHT

>>719795427
Leave me alone I'm playing Silksong

>>719795489
Burn After Reading

>>719795213
steamchart wont even load for me

>>719795475
they're all bugged
eh get it?

>>719795253
Just pirate it, fuck those dogshit virtue signalling devs for not adding preorders because they are "muh evil" even though they could have just easily omitted the preorder bonus.

add to cart straight up doesn't work anymore

>>719795537
thanks been meaning to watch some pitt movies
so anyways, how long do you think we have to wait till the game is "buyable"

>>719795487
This is all bots btw

>>719795260
Should have preordered it.

preorders existed
it was called kickstarter
get in line

WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO BUY IT AND NOT ME? JUST TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY, YOU CUNTS

>>719795627
Cartlets btfo
t. payment method chad

>game delayed for 7 years
>finally release it
>they completely botch the release to delay it even further
ENOUGH WITH THE AUSSIE NONSENSE

>>719795661
alive internet theory

BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD
BUYING THROUGH HUMBLE BUNDLE IS THE METHOD

>>719794783
Please share the link anon

>>719795763
its all kickstarter people

>>719795652
I genuinely have no idea.

Pirate sites are down too
Silkchads I kneel

Looks like im pirating this and buying at a discount much later.
Worthless fucking retarded nobrain niggers. Both TC and Gaben are to blame. Adios.

>>719795778
get fucked
now I've gotta figure out how to remove two of them

>>719795778
can you buy it without adding to the cart? how?

4chan will be down soon too
just wait till all normies come here asking when and how to buy the game

What color error gremlins are you guys getting?

>>719795960
gently anon, gently, don't fuck it up

I hope these cunts choke on their own hubris.

>>719796008
>normies
>going to 4chan to ask a question

>>719796027
>still on the gremlin miniboss
I'm on the payment processing error

>>719795079
this, imagine not whitelisting devices on your router

>>719796132
>payment processing error boss
dont worry many anons like me have been stuck on it the past 30+ mins
unbeatable

>>719795849
It's not. Steam just randomly worked for me in the first couple minutes. I've been playing this whole time.

>the game is less than $10
Thanks team cherry

>>719796243
I'm gonna poop

It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.
new boss unlocked

HYHYX-TXN7X-ZA4YY
reverse order

alright. buying through humble bundle is the way

>>719796410
can you even launch it tho?

Lads it is installed. I will see you tomorrow for the F-F-F-F-Friday thread, other than that I am offline.

SHOPPING CART ISNT WORKING
HOW DO I BUY IT WITHOUT SENDING TO THE CART FIRST

Playstationbros...

>>719796357
THANKS

>>719796473
Good, now i know where i can spoil the game kek

>>719796473
linux

>>719796410
>>719796471

They're nuts if they think people won't be out for blood over this shit

does steam lose money if all the players opt for GOG instead?

>>719796518
They assume you're going to watch it on Youtube, since thats how most PS games are played
i'm still waiting for it to appear as well

>>719796554
can you play it tho, set it german for proof

>>719796601
yeah, they're really stupid, they should just push the "make the store work" button

>>719796601
yes they do. stupid gaben, fuck you

>>719796653
This, but unironically

>>719796542
Arch

I got the new error.

this is getting a bit silly now

>>719796723
nice

Guess my brother's gonna have to wait.

>>719796653
>>719796670
oh god i hope this lose a lot of potential earnings from this and GOG actually comes out on top for once lol

has anyone actually managed to buy through steam or is it all humble bundle
theyre making bank lol

>>719796732
you have to backtrack now

>>719796631
just humble it up my guy

just buy it from Humble and activate on https://store.steampowered.com/account/registerkey

>>719796732
Wow, second area unlocked already.

maybe just maybe instead of ddosing the site
make yourself a pot of tea and read a book for a couple of hours?

HXHYX-TX67X-Z44YY
enjoy

>>719796817
supposedly there are people playing it on steam but i have no idea how, its been nothing but nonstop errors since the game went live

>>719796862
hmmm
no

>>719796941
yeah you play your humble bundle copy on steam hence the question

>>719796893
>trusting a key on 4chan

up on the igg

I already finished the game and honestly the most surprising part was at the end when John Silksong just goes "It's Silksongering time!" and then he just Silksong all over the place.

>>719797029
like what's the worst that could happen to you if you use it anon lol
invalid key btw

is the gog version drm free?

>>719797114
gog is always drm free.

>>719797093
I thought the Hornet sex and birthing scenes were a bit much myself

>>719797114
all their games are no drm

>>719797114
No, gog has its own version of DRM called galaxy

>>719797175
I thought so too at first but after the trip back in time where it shows Hornet being her own grandmother, it all made sense.

So the store will be down until Gaben comes back from his 3 course meal lunch?

>>719797097
>>719796357
>HYHYX-TXN7X-ZA4YY
>reverse order
this one was hentai game

Don't but it on Humble, kek
>>719797197
>>719797197

imagine how retarded you'd have to be to try to buy a game for an hour lmfao
THAT IS LITERALLY ME FUCK LET ME BUY THE GAME ALREADY AAAHHHH

>Keys are temporarily exhausted for this product

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>719797854
calm down anon, they have to restock the digital product!

>>719797854
>>719798085
>we finally ran out of bandwidth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719798085
My friend's father works at the digital copy factory and he said they all have to pull emergency triple shifts for the release, they're even recalling old retired guys

Moss Mother's theme slaps btw
Also John Silksong starts the game as a slave who escapes and then decides to be a bad enough dude to climb the citadel and hold the veiled ones accountable for enslaving him.

>>719798427
>John Silksong
Your forced meme isn't funny, faggot.
>slaps
So you are a broccoli head nigger, that explains it.