Thread 719791237

SILKSONG RELESES IN 10 MINUTES
CONSIDER THIS THE LAUNCU THREAD
ARE YOU FUCKING BUGFUCKERS READY??

Switch game btw

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

5 MINUTES!!!

ENJOY YOUR SILK

horny sex

we made it bros we actually fuckin made it

WHEN YOU CALL MY NAME

IT'S MID-TROIDVANIA TIME

>>719791382
I’m not a cuck to play a cuck shot for cucks

i'm so excited i got butterflies in my stomach
i didn't think it was possible to feel this way about vidja when you're a geriatric

my hornet is ready

>>719791382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFa0QoHWvE
you now realize that there are people who died while waiting for silksong

I CAN'T BELEIVE IT'S FINALLY HERE

WHERE IS ESHOP

in before it's actually $80

3MIN AND I DIDN'T CHARGE MY CONTROLLER

I'VE GOT TO SHIT NOOOOO I'LL MISS THE LAUNCH

>>719791682
fuck it i'd pay it

Listening to dirtmouth rn bros
Cant wait for this soundtrack to blow me away

>>719791682
already confirmed 19.99

A HORNET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>719791682
>Refresh page
>Release date updated to next year

>>719791382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI9QlmDf_0

>>719791696
>not having your gaming diaper ready.
You had seven years to prepare for this moment, anon.

>>719791742
I would unironically kms

>>719791696
NOHYEH WADUHELL

It's been one hell of a clown shown everybug
See you on the other side

>>719791640
PERFORMING FOR YOU

>One minute
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S TIME TO S-S-S-SHAW

steam page just crashed

SILKSONG STORE PAGE IS DOWN

aaand steam is dead

WE'VE BEEN TRICKED

WHERE IS IT

RIP

>Something Went Wrong
It's fucking over

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S DOWN

WE BROKE STEAM

NOOOOOOOOO COME BACK

rofl

>Something Went Wrong
>We were unable to service your request. Please try again later.

LOL
LMAO EVEN
Not even fucking cyberpunk did that

STEAM DIED LMAO

LET ME SPEND MY MONEYYYYYYY

>Something went wrong.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

lets fucking goooooo!

IT'S BEEN CANCELLED FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>719791775
Code?

SHE CAN'T HANDLE IT CAPTAIN

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IT WOULD HAPPEN BUT IT HAPPENED

>>719791823
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

AHHHHH REFRESHING THE .RU THREAD

WE DID IT BOYS, WE BEAT SILKSONG

LMAO

lmfao

STEAM IS FUCKING DEAD

Silksong got cancelled...

GOG IS UP! IM DOWNLOADING!

STEAM LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT

LMAOOOOOOOO

Sorry guys we actually meant september 4th 2026.

>Something went wrong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7 dollars in my country let's fucking go

SILKSONG CRASHED WHOLE STEAM STORE

Where's the dumb asshole who said "why do you wanna preorder?" now? Choking on a smegma-ridden unwashed cock, hopefully.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>719791237 (OP)
i'm in

>error updating cart
who could have seen this coming

AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ON SWITCH

>>719791996
liar liar

THEY DELAYED LMAOOOOOO
2027

steamies lost. gog won.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEKEKKK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE

we in

LET ME FUCKING BUY IT AAAAAAAAAA

APRIL FOOLS

let me the fuck in

GABEN PLS

FUCKING GABEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahhhhhhh yesssss so long suckers

See you in a week or two.

>>719792061
it's out on eshop Switch next Tuesday, retard!

see you fuckers

this is hilarious lmao

>>719792103
Heh now try clicking the button

page back up but can't add to cart.
>Error
REEEEEE

I'm a winner

>>719791237 (OP)
>traffic killed Steam
Holy shit.

there was a problem updating your cart

I can't even get to my cart after finally adding it.

I wonder what the CCU will be at this point.

I CAN'T ADD IT TO THE CART

TBD
>TBD
TBD
>TBD
TBD

>>719792103
wtf how is it 7 dollars
20 eurinos here

>>719792179
>>719792194

AHHH HORNET IS SUCKING MY DICK IRL HELP GUYS

I can't add it to cart NOOOOOOO

OH SHIT IM IN

STEAM CRASHED

>>719792170
>only 2.1 gb
oh no no no

Steam should basically just require you to put your game up for pre-order or pre-purchase after this fiasco

I CAN'T FUCKING BUY IT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

SOMETHING WENT WRONG
>SOMETHING WENT WRONG
SOMETHING WENT WRONG
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I hate Polish prices

>>719792170
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEE

>>719792247
its compressed you dolt

>activate ze DDOS attack
>contact ze payment processors
>rally ze discord hons

YOU FUCKING FUCKS, STOP FUCKING THE SITE AND LET ME BUY IT
YOU FUCKS, YOU DIRTY FUCKS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS

HERO VOICE: OFF

ADD
TO
CART
ALREADY

surely one of you fuckers got lucky and managed to buy it before things went down
drop a screenshot

LET ME BUY THE GAME GABEN YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT

this game BROKE me
>t. steam

*SCREAMS*

>>719792250
Why? This is funny.

lol paying for it right now

Team Cherry are fucking cunts. On top of everything else related to them doing nothing to keep fans in the loop they then disallow preorders just because they want to be smug opaque cunts about the price. Now this shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME IN

it's in my cart let me buy it

>>719792246
I CAN'T FUCKING BUY MY STUPID BUG GAME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>719792291
not falling for fake leaks again

millions must die

Someone please write something funny in the reviews

Eshop is down lol

>>719792250
>noo I have to wait like 1-2 extra minutes to play the fotm my life is over
Grow up.

BYE

>>719792291
Bro got early access lmaaaoooooo
Please spoiler screenshots from now on btw please

uuh snoysisters, why the fuck can't I buy the game????

LET ME IN

I can't buy on switch 2 is it broke?

HOW THE FUCK ARE RANDOM FUCKING STREAMERS LIKE CAEDREL WHO PROBABLY NEVER PLAYED HOLLOW KNIGHT TILL THIS WEEK ABLE TO HAVE THE GAME ALREADY YET IT WONT GO TO CART FOR ME? WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

And thats why there is nothing wrong with fucking preorders

cant even use steam front page

>>719792250
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST CONSOOM IMMEDIATELY THE SECOND SOMETHING COMES OUT I CAN'T WAIT I MUST SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGIE NOW

I CLICK THE BUTTON BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

>>719792414
The hornet dies at the end

hwueh heh heh

LATER

>>719792415
>Please spoiler screenshots from now on btw please

>>719792360
They could have simply allowed people to start purchasing it an hour or so before the launch so this wouldn't happen. All the fucking indie devs who stepped aside to let this game come out and this is how they treat everyone else?

>>719792465
Same

>>719792440
anon there are plenty of things wrong with preorders

GAMEPASS CHADS WHERE WE AT

CAN'T ADD FUNDS
FUUUUUUCK
>There was an error processing your request
VALVE BOOT UP THE BACKUP SERVERS, DO SOMETHING

>>719792250
>muh fiasco
>because he has to wait for buying a game
you hk haters really grasp on anything you can now do you

IT WON'T LET ME ADD IT TO THE CART WHAT THE FUCK I KEEP CLICKING AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING

I'LL FUCKING STOP YOU ALL
I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STOP THIS
GABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

SEETHE

SURVIVED PALWORLD MY ASS

FUCKING PS STORE DO YOUR JOB

fucking incompetent

>>719792465
Im ready for 200 silksongs in my cart at this point

>>719792509
>He didn't add to wallet a day before
L M A O
M
A
O

has a game ever crashed steam before?

Fuck youuuu

Post Gabens face when rn when silk broke steamie

>>719792509
>he didn't add funds to his steam wallet in advance

>>719792538
A GABEN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HE FUCKING FLEW OVER

>>719792543
It survived Cyberpunk which was 1mil players

An unexpected error has occurred. Your purchase has not been completed.
Please wait a few minutes and try again.
If you encounter this error repeatedly, please contact Steam Support.

SHAW

>>719792542
>INSTALAR
Good morning, sirs

>>719792542
Monkey pride worldwide

>they actually crashed steam
lmao

How the fuck did one indie crash every fucking store
Hello?

Has a AAA even done this?

sick

I can't believe people fell for this shit meme game. Endless envy of Team Cherry.

>>719792465
>Thank you for buying 50 copies of Hollow Knight: Silksong

STOP CRASHING STEAM YOU FUCKERS REAL BUGFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO GAME

>>719792609
I use gog sometimes but their launcher is so shit

>>719792479
2.1gb?

>>719792641
isn't that spanish?

>>719792664
holy fuark!!!

THE FIORST BOSS SHOWS UP BEFORE YOU EVEN BUY THE GAME

Has any other game crashed steams store like this before?

>>719792657
No tripple aaa studio is as powerful as a three aussie indie team

PirateGODS does it have any DRM or does goldberg and co work?

I ADDED TO MY CART BUT NOW I CAN'T VIEW MY CART. THIS IS PROGRESS

I. CAN'T. CONSOOOOM.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>719792687
What was it like wasting hours of your life thinking it was going to flop?

Im on Switch and it’s downloading right now
Miyamoto > Gaben

>>719792730
just wait until you get to his second phase

>>719792746
day 1 gog release brother

>>719792408
>>719792449
Or...they could have just planned ahead and easily avoided crashing the entire steam store? I'm just asking for them to use an already existing feature. If you opened a building on time and I showed up on time opening the door shouldn't cause every other business on the street to close down for an unspecified amount of time when they could have just opened the door a little early

>>719792657
It's because there was no preorder

This is my punishment for not finishing all the pantheons... forgive me bros...

It crashed Nintendo's store too btw. Opening the page on switch2 says "there was a problem and the page could not be displayed."

>>719792730
How do you defeat him?

>somethingwentwrong
>somethingwentwrong
>somethingwentwrong
fucking piece of shit, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WOULD RATHER PIRATE FUCKKKKK

fuck this shit, there are NO REWARDS for being a decent human being AND THIS IS PROOF. I'm going to wait a couple more hours for the torrent instead, shitty fucking service FUCK

CLICKING ADD TO CART DOES NOTHING
>CLICKING ADD TO CART DOES NOTHING
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>>719792741
3x A(ussies)

>>719792746
its 2gb size game literally under minute download

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It went back to "coming soon"... it's over...

>>719792719
Download. Should be 8 after unpacking

>>719792657
Not really, probably because of preorders

>>719792810
It will be fine in an hour. It's not a big deal.

12 bucks for the ost? no thank you lmao

I'm downloading from GOG

>>719792861
>tfw Australian and have to wait half an hour

>stores are fucking crashing
And there are unironically retards on /v/ that tell you that this would bomb and that there was no hype for this at all LOL

>>719792657
AAA games nowadays need preorders, when was the last time you saw a game, even moderately sized that didn't release with preorders at least or early access at worst

So frail and fine

alright everyone, i can fix this
if you all just fucking stop making inputs into your computer i can FUCKING BUY THE GAME, STOP REFRESHING, STOP DICKING OVER THE STORE

FUCK

Where do I pirate it? gog-games.to has crashed

>>719792685
UPLOAD IT

>Aussie shitposting instinct so strong they don't let people pre-order to crash steam to show how succesful their game is
7 years development, just couldn't stop adding stuff and having fun making the game. Legends

>Added to your cart (8) Items!
W-what?

How can some shitty ass indie game even crash the whole store. THE FUCK

>>719792747
That happened to me and then it disappeared from my cart

FUCK

>A fucking indie game is so big that it crashes steam
I hope all the triple A studios are crying right now

>>719792517
>fiasco
>a store that can't sell anything
Yeah it's kind of a fucking problem, in a fair world Team Cherry would get blacklisted from Steam for intentionally crashing the store page. It's not like this hasn't happened before and there are already features that exist to avoid this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>719792807
THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOUT CONSOOOOMING IT'S ABOUT GIVING YOU MONKEY VALVE
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

>the game is in my cart 9 times
>cannot remove them
what do

>>719792982
F5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5c5c5c5c5c5c4cc5c4c4c4c4c42kkwoaoqnsbdbkoqoqo1929292982bsnalamamamamoq

>>719792657
It has a secret third phase, too.

>>719792360
Lmao faggot, this is way more fun

>>719792746
Pretty sure it's DRM-free, no?
I mean it's on GOG.

>>719793005
it crashed 2 stores

it's up on gog steamies

Sony do your fucking job and update your page

>>719793005
How generous of you to buy us keys anon!

>>719793005
rugged

>>719793005
EIGHT COPIES OF SILKSONG, WHAT A CHAD

>play for 5 minutes
>combat is still floaty dogshit
>worldbuilding still "zoomer's first metroidvania" level of quality
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's a refund.

Okay
It's not funny anymore
IT'S FUNNY TILL IT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY
LET ME IN
LET ME IN
LET ME IN
LET ME IN
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ERROR CODE TIER LIST
>ELDER GOD TIER
Error Code: 2
Something Went Wrong
>SHIT TIER
Error Code: 10

why it cost 6.99? i dont want to be banned from steam

Fucking hilarious.
Silksong crashed Steam.

Welp, thank god for gog.

>8 silksongs in my cart from mashing buy
>wont go away now
FUAAAAAAARK

>error when authorizing payment
fucking die

>>719793005
STOP SCALPING

this is retarded

team cherry is retarded for not allowing preloads

fuck you team cherry

Fuck Steam just bought through GOG instead

>12 minutes and the store is still fucked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nintendo can't even load the page.

>>719793054
Buy them all, then share the keys with your fellow anons

>>719793127
why would they ban you?

>crashed Steam
>crashed the Nintendo shop
>crashed the Xbos shop
>even paypal is slow
Ngl, that's kinda insane

>>719793054
The silksong tax...

Chill, just get it from another store, you steam purists are such cucks.

hahaha i'm at work so i can't play suffer you fags hahaha

>>719793005
WTF YOU STOLE MY COPY

>>719793054
Buy 9 copies.

a fucking indie game made by 3 bozos crashed steam
lmao

Bros....

GOG WORKS
LETTSSSS GO

>Cart (57)
yikes

What sucks is that I finally nearly beat Radiance just now.

OH BOY
SIX COPIES OF JANE SILKSONG'S GAME IN MY CART

How many you got, lads?

HEGALE

E
G
A
L
E

>>719793031
Blame valve for not ensuring they had the server capacity to handle their most wishlisted game launching.

has gaben ever allowed big game be in steam without preloads? guess this gave him a lesson

I ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE WORK
STOP THIS
STOP IT PLEASE

>>719793169
They did that deliberately

im calm right now. im perfectly calm

>>719793190
I bought mine but now it’s downloading at a snail pace
Not my internet being shitty either

I'm not even buying the game but still reloading the page constantly to mess with the steamies.

>>719793217
the power of white male developers (non trans, male to male)

>>719793127
My third world nigger, we DO NOT discuss prices outside of our little sphere.
Delete your fucking post, retarded nigger. Don't fuck up the only good thing we have in this fucked up world.

OH NO THE NUMBER OF ITEMS IN MY STEAM CART WONT STOP GOING UP PLEASE HELP

>>719793006
Like the other anon said, every other game opens pre-orders. Team Cherry too cool for that apparently.

>>719793249
Not even Toby Fox could do this

>>719793230
Honestly, if I wanted to buy the game on GOG, I might as well just pirate it.

>>719791237 (OP)
Game flopped, IT'S OVER

>hurr durr so based not doing preorders
fuuuuck offffff

Fuck you kura.

Is the game up for anyone on PlayStation?

>>719793310
>he didn't take a day off for GotY

>>719793261
WTF Silksong can swim???

IT'S INSTALLING SEE YOU NIGGAS

I ADDED IT EXACTLY AT 2:00 AND WASN'T FAST ENOUGH TO BUY
AAAAA

Im using my workplaces servers to spam 30k calls a minute to the steam page right now

YOU FUCK
FUCK YOU

i finally got it in my cart

now my cart won't load

sadness

>>719792657
Not in a while.
Unprecedented for an indie game for a long time at least.

>>719793327
>steamies btfo.mp4
i kneel

TORRENT IS UP ON CS
GO GO GO

ALMOST 50K ALREADY IN GAME
YALL NIGGAS TWO SLOW

i need to know whether it boots on win7
(yeah i know, i need to build a new pc)

>>719793375
silksong sisters
owari da.....

How does bug pussy taste?

>>719793005
Based ADHD spammy bro

One last clown wig for the road

>Crashed the PC marketplace
Kneel

>>719793327
Keky
Same

>>719793343
iam not poor, just brown, fucking faggot

>>719793457
okay now you got me interested

>>719793347
oh wow the game is actually far prettier than HK uh

It's over

>>719793390
Still don't see it.

She makes cute noises

>>719793390
I just tried to check if it was available on PS4 but nothing is loading

This is fucking bonkers

>>719793327
b-b-b-baaaased

Shouldn't steam enforce a preorder policy for games that they know will crash the store for a day?

>>719793457
LINK????

I WILL NOT BE THE ONLY CUNT TO NOT PLAY THIS GAME
I REFUSE
IF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH I CAN PHYSICALLY SHOVZE MY WALLET INTO MY SCREEN

>>719792779
I never thought it's gonna flop, I was mesmerized from the beginning. How do you "waste hours" by thinking about anything, anyway?

>>719792506
WHAT THE FUCK, HOW, IT SAYS NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR ME

Already finished it, game was kinda mid ngl, 6/10

>>719793230
feels good I picked the right store to buy on

>>719793375
They will go bankrupt now

>>719793497
Well, I'm white AND poor. So shut the fuck up, you brown motherfucker.

Post yfw you’re playing it now

>>719793457
Magnet?

Gog backup installer download works, bros.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>check steam
>soon
SHAW

Should I?

>>719793375
posts like this should be bannable, no? people on this website are encouraged to act like retards for some reason. we should nip that behaviour in the butt already

>>719793280
Is gog struggling too?
This is nuts.

>>719793559
Gaben thinks it's funny

A massive crash in the stores for a game with this much hype is only fitting.
Can only imagine the massive seethe coming from AAA devs

>>719793169
Preloads can be bypassed.

>>719793602
triple wigger

You have to admit bros this is absolute kino

Obe last shitpost for the road.

>even the gog pirate site crashed
this is the biggest video game launch ever

>>719793327
BASED SATANIA CHAD

>>719793578
You have to force yourself in like an Indian subway

>>719793375
>5000 fuckers got to play it second 1 and I'm not one of them
Life over
Might as well commit sudoku

I'M IN
SEE YOU BOZOS LATER

>>719793375
>even the steamchart page is borken
lmao

tranny game

POST SOME FUCKING BUGS

>>719793559
>for a day
People are already in and it's only been 17 minutes.

>>719793559
gaben doesn't know this game exists

STOP FUCKING WITH MEEEEEE

BRUUUUUUUUUH

>not even close to a million players
Palworld wins again.

>The add funds page now gives me a black screen
What the fuck gaben. Revive this motherfucker, he can still be saved.

>>719793641
You can't

Posting this because it's a special day, mods please don't be mad.

>>719793629
I'M HAVING 500 DIFFERENT PROBLEMS WITH THIS FUCKASS STORE AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM OH MY GOD

Is fucking PayPal down too, let me pay

any way to download on xbox
>missing from gamepass
>cant be searched for in store
>if you get to store page its bugged with no buttons

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO IT

>>719793629
It filters latinx people by default.

EVERYONE I EVER KNEW DIED BEFOZRE HOLLOW KNIGHT GOT A SEQUEL
HOW COULD I BE A HALF LIFE, GAME OF THRONES AND HOLLOW KNIGHT FAN
AND SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS BUT LIFE IS TOO GAY TO LET ME HAVE EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF HAPPYNESS

>>719793648
i think reddit would be more your style

>75k people in game
IM NOT ONE OF THEM FUCK YOU

>>719793763
can you lend a nigga a silksong?

ALL STORES CRASHED EXCEPT EPIC
AHAHAHAHAH

>>719793714
STOP THE COUNT
SHAZAMSISTERS WHAT DO WE DO

>>719793771
>posting this on a special day :D
>literally just porn
You have fucking brainrot

>>719793763
Based

FUCK YOU TEAM CHERRY SHOJLD HAVE LET PEOPLE PREORDER THIS AHIT

I HAVE ONE COPY IN MY CART BUT I CANT CONTINUE TO PAYMENT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>719793789
git gud

How is the fuck does GOG has a better infra than Steam

Will silk for song...

How long until I can pirate it?

MY CART WON'T LOAD

>>719793789
Yeah, I've been trying for literally 18 minutes kek.

>>719793789
What's the record?

PLEASE

>add to cart
>get code
>use code in steam
>play the game
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/hollow-knight-silksong?hmb_source=search_bar

Almost there..

>GAME LOADED IN CART
>HIT 'CONTINUE SHOPPING' AND NOW I'M BACK IN THE TORMENT NEXUS
OH FUCKING
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>added it to cart twice
>cant remove duplicate
my stomach is starting to hurt bros

>>719793916
it's already up

>>719793841
>not even silksong could make people use epicstore

>>719793909
none uses that POS

>>719793787
Don't worry, I have it installed and it won't run for me, just gotta wait for em to fix it.

>Something went wrong
>can't update your cart

>>719793789
Seppo scum get priority, the end of their hegemoney can not come swift or cruel enough

>>719793841
All the cities on earth got nuked except, Willamagoogle, Bumfuckistan end, New Zealand.

>>719793789
letting people wait 8 years for the same game people played 8 years ago, this is how you build hype and braindead zoomer cattle will consoom

VALVE HIRE MORE WHITE PEOPLE FOR YOUR FUCKING SERVERS
THIS SHIT IS EMBARRASSING

>>719793789
>they forgot to pause the bots

>>719793784
Australian economic terrorism.

if you're team cherry what do you celebrate right now? that people are playing your game or that you're making 10s of millions of dollars within hours

>>719793965
Good luck, that's the one page I haven't been able to get past.

lol Silksong is killing Steam?
it's chugging so hard just trying to buy it

let's all coordinate a queue, everyone stops interacting with the store and lets one person go so that they can buy the game
i thought of this idea so i'll go first

>>719793909
Because it’s getting less than 1% of the same users

>the torrent is already up
Kek sucks to be you payfags

>>719793916
Just get the torrent from CS. It's portable so you don't even need to install it.

any linchuds itt?
any good guide on how to package up games like this in some kind of container isolation?
I don't really like running nonfree software uncontained. I might just DL the windows version because it's easier to contain with my current setup.

>>719793841
imagine a world where it was an epic exclusive.
i shudder, but at least my payment would have went through already because there's no cart :)

I WANNA FUCK HORNET SO FUCKING BAD BROS

>>719793968
Im genuinely on a verge of fuming.

See you losers

why are people seething about this? do soi bois literally have a panic attack if they can't play something 0.00001 seconds after release?

>>719793771
mental illness.

>>719793841
not using your spyware, timmy

>>719793974
L-Link?

I've never seen a game kill steam this hard for this long before, holy shit.

>>719794034
ok me first

>>719794021
>10s of millions of dollars within hours
They aren't though. Not until they fix the fucking servers.

TOTAL BUG VICTORY
O
T
A
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B
U
G
V
I
C
T
O
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Y

what a PITA I just want to buy it and initiate the download from my phone while I'm at work but this is taking forever

>90k players already
MY FAVOURITE CORPORATION WON!

1st boss down.

>>719791237 (OP)
I already finished it. The game sucks.

>5 silksongs in my cart
>remove 4
>all of them disappear

Bought 4 copies.
This is what WESTERN developers should be all about. BTFO'ing the fucking JAP weebshit with the eternal FAUSTIAN SPIRIT and loading up what counts.
I don't want shitty anime girls ugwuwuuwu, I want bugs.
Now it's time to play.

>>719794075
it has been 20 MINUTES FUCKING CUNT LET ME BUY THE GAME GABAN

>>719793852
Special day means I don't mind being banned for a while.
Gives me a reason to get off of /v/.

>>719793658
whoop-de-fucking-goddamned-do

preload means I wouldn't have to deal with this shit and I'd be playing silksong 20 minutes ago

fuck you

>>719794075
its already been 21 minutes after release and nobody has been able to buy it. Starting to wonder if the game actually exists

>>719794034
Let me go first. I promise I'll be quick.

DOES IT RUN ON WIN7?

>>719794040
no it's not, Im monitoring

>>719794075
>Anon cannot understand getting caught up in the hype just for the fun of it
You are missing out on the experience. You will remember this time as 'totally owning a bunch of anons'

SHAW

SEE WHAT YOU GET WITH YOUR SO CALLED "SHOPPING CART"

>>719794021
That you crashed every vidya storefront.

THERES AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR 100% SPEEDRUN IN UNDER 30 HOURS

HOLLOW KNIGHT HAD AN ACHIEVEMENT LIKE THAT TOO BUT FOR UNDER 20 HOURS

HOLY FUCK BROS

Hornet dies of heart attack in the ending.

eShop when

YOU FUCKERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT BUYING THE GAME
I CAN'T EVEN ADD FUNDS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>CAN'T BUY IT ON SONY
>CAN'T BUY IT ON NINTENDO
>CAN'T BUY IT ON STEAM
>CAN'T BUY IT ON GOG
HOLY FUAAAAAAARK

MAN THESE PEOPLE TOOK MY SILK FROM ME
THEN THEY CLOSED THE STEAM PAGE DOWN
I GOT SO MUCH ANGER IN MY GOT NO WAY TO TAKE IT OUT
THINK I'M STUCK IN THE CART PAGE
WHERE THE FUCKS MY VIDYA?
YES I AM A KEK I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE FUCK ON MY KNIGHT
THE THINGS THAT I'M SAYIN ON FOURMS THEY TELLIN ME 'HORN DONT SAY THAT'
THESE BUGGIES THEY SEE ME IN PUBLIC IM RIDING AN ALL CHROME TRAVELSTAG
WITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL CANT BUY SILK SONG
WITH ALL OF THE HYPE AND FAME I STILL DONT GET TO PLAY MY VIDEO GAME
BUGGIE SEE MY POSTS BUT THEY DONT SEE HOW I BE FEELIN
SO I BECAME A NAZI BITCH
YEAH IM THE VILLIAN
BUGGIE HEIL HORNET
BUGGIE HEIL HORNET
THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I POST ON 4CHAN
ALL MY BUGGIES NAZIS BUGGIE HEIL HORNET

>>719793841
The only thing they had to do is making it exclusive and giving it for free. Just imagine the shitstorm.

>>719794042
can you spoonfeed me what CS is I've torrented for several years via qbit is CS a repo/distro

silksong: it's like dark souls but in real life

>>719794180
it has no denuvo so its instacrack. Theres one on a russian forum I use often im downloading now on my VM

idk guys there seems to have been an error initializing or updating my transaction. guess i'll just wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance.

I CANT DO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT i cant pay to play the fucking game nothing works holy shit

>>719794219
> Game is barely 33.3% larger than base HK
It's over.

kill me

>>719794230
>he didnt add funds to his steam wallet beforehand
ohnononono

>>719792959
>is that something on the catalog that i dont like getting multiple threads??? well IVE never seen that game before, so it must be artificial shilling!
people actually think like this

>>719793959
Thanks bro

>>719794230
Should've done that before.

>>719794219
HK didnt have achievement for 100%, just speedrun in under 5h.
It only had 100% the game on steel soul (hardcore)
Its wild.

I’m gonna take a nap.

> make it so you can't pre purchase in order to earn brownie points from all the anti-preorder redditors
> no one can buy your game when it releases
If this were Activision or Ubisoft you'd all be frothing at the mouth in rage and calling the developers incompetent.

GOG Games wins again!

>can't buy the game
GIVE ME THE TORRENT NOW OR I'LL DELAY SILKSONG

>Added to cart (1)
FINALLY

HAHAHAHA

>>719794360
Yo how the FUCK

always the same old song and dance with online retailers, my sanity is hanging by a thread

Hornet: GIT GUD
GIT GUD
GIT GUD
GIT GUD
GIT GUD

yuge explosion reported at Valve datacenters. millions of bug's seen scurrying away

>>719794360
STOP THE COUNT

>>719794360
Shazammies aren't gonna like this

>>719794383
down for me

Genuinely there are too many people everywhere
Earth population needs to be reduced by 50%

>>719794263
cs rin ru

well i won't be home for another 4 hours, hopefully it will be fixed by then

>added to cart
>continue to payment
>something went wrong

Hope someone is grabbing screenshots of this thread and the shidding and crying lol

Just bought it on my switch 2. Later virgins

>steamdb is down too
holy shit
chart trannies, our response?

>>719794353
If this were activision or ubisoft I wouldnt bother with buying the game at all so your stupid statement means nothing

>>719794387
https://torrent.cybar.xyz/Y2024/2/Hollow%20Knight%20Silksong.torrent

STOP IT, NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY UNTIL I CAN BUY IT

>>719794075
>frogposter doesn’t have soul
Not surprised

>>719794428
Too bad, try again later ;)

>>719794423
what even is Shazam?
Actually who cares im busy trying to load my shopping cart

is this game popular?

I'm actually considering pirating it at this point since Steam won't fucking work.

>>719794342
Yes it does. Speed completion.

>>719793959
>pay double what it costs on steam because of regional pricing just to play the game earlier
I'm not THAT desperate

>>719794169
You have two options. You can cry about it, or you can suck your own ass.

ACTUAL SPOILER BOSSES SILHOUETTE

>>719794489
THIS BETTER NOT BE DOLPHIN PORN AGAIN

>>719794437
>anon joins the hitler youth so he can buy the sexy bug game hour 1

>add to cart
>Can't buy
>remove from cart
>Add to cart
>Can't buy
FUCKING CUNTS FUCK THE 80K CUNTS PLAYING THAT SHOULD BE ME

Sticky something you retarded mods, be useful for once in your life.

so now that the dust has settled, is Silksong good?

>>719793740
Too busy fuck a jellyfish or something.

>>719794395
>he doesn't know
there's like 3 more barriers you'll have to get through

>>719791237 (OP)

any news on pirated version ? there is a TENOKE version on piratebay but dunno if legit, looks like it

kek look at these pay fags man handling steam kek

FLT version is up some1 magnet it

>Game finally in the cart
>Whoops something went wrong

IF I CAN'T BUY IT IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I'LL KILL MYSELF
YOU HEAR THAT GOD? YOU WON YOU CUNT

>>719794419
>the bug game caused bugs for steam

>>719794383
>AI

>>719794473
with haste, sisters, let's make up some numbers *dilates* *groans*

>>719794593
if i cant play it aint good

>>719793054
Try mashing the remove button even while it isn't loaded
I'm down to one copy but can't get it to load the payment button

>torrent complete
Well done fat fuck, you're not getting my money

I am going to buy a 3d printer solely so that I can print out replicas of these fucking error message mascots and beat the everloving fuck out of them with a baseball bat.

Winning!!!

>>719791237 (OP)
They really fucked us WiiU users. Not buying their gay bug game

Can’t even buy it yet but it’s beating all other games lol

>>719793959
thanks anon, worked flawlessly

sticky this thread plox

Who would win? One of the richest and most successful gaming companies in the world and their servers or one silly little indie bug game?

>>719794483
Holy cope, bootlicking jew

>got to final purchase confirmation
>purchase failed and the button was greyed out so i couldn't try again
>game is now removed from my cart

oh my fucking god

>>719794603
>>719794603
>>719794603

>>719794618
Then it wont let you even see the cart.
And even if it does it won't let you proceed with any payment option.
I wonder how the fuck does that even happen, its steam after all.

>>719794664
please tell me that's not you

>>719794396
Definitely not a virus and/or dolphin porn.

nigga please let me buy the game

>>719794437
i thought his plan was a little harsh but you know what, thanos was literally right
but how can you snap your fingers with gloves

>>719794664
tendies won again....

>>719794653
I'm about to fucking pirate it because errors won't let me buy it

when was the last time a game was so demanded that it crashed the servers of multiple storefronts?

>>719794629
Good to see that someone is checking

>>719794664
Holy fuck it's Aphex Twin.

later, jabronis :^)

>>719794209
Sweeney I kneel

>Piracy is an issue of service
Gaben was right when he said this. Good luck, fags.

>>719794439
gotta make an account, not sure if I will might just wait for magnet ty for letting me know this site tho

Lmao, youtube crashed too?

>>719794756
>getting triggered by a switch chad

LET ME BUY THE GAME YOU FUCKS

>>719793965
The final boss. But it's going to take you hours and thousands of tries

>>719794821
>unity game
keeeeeeeeeeeeeek never mind not buying this slop

The singing bug girl is cute.
I want to fuck the singing bug girl.

Should I just pirate this shit and buy it later?

>>719794829
>goldberg
>for a game with a GOG release

DOES. IT. RUN. ON. WIN7?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>719794795
i think deltarune also crushed steam

>>719794396
pls share

>>719794829
not him, but allow me to spoonfeed you - https://rustorka.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=301252
click the selected

>>719795012
well it supports achievements and shit thats why its good

>Zoomers have never heard of gog
Pathetic.
You can even put it on your steam too.

>>719794230
What the fuck is the point if you already have your credit card in hand?

>all streamers even 20 viewer vtubers are in
>common plebs cant even access steam sore
classic

>>719793959
Cheers

how are you niggas failing to buy and install this?
I just went on gog and it's already done and installing...

>>719795115
faggot

>>719794230
actual skill issue

>Not going to buy it this week
>Still going to refresh the page to suck up bandwidth
No need to thank me lads...

I bought a steam key on the humble store with no problems lol

i bought the game on humble bundle (steam key) and i am currently downloading

>>719795216
I want my stupid fucking Steam achievements.

Roblox Silksong when?

>>719794664
whassup girl

>>719795115
It's got achievements in the gog version too, just not steam ones.
Who fucking cares about steam achievements?

>click add to cart
>error shows up instantly instead of 2 minutes later
See you faggots LATER

Game downloaded in seconds with humble key

wow this game is shit

>>719795302
>GOG
more like shit lmao

>>719795252
The traffic will ease up in like an hour and a half.

WHY DOES SHE YELL ON EVERY ATTACK

>>719795302
Well mine went through straight away through galaxy.
Then I changed the shortcut so I didn't use galaxy when playing it.
Fuck steam. I fucking loathe having to run it in the background.

>>719795059
VIRUS DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!

>>719795456
she's not a mute shadow golem

>>719795456
SHAW!

>>719795456
to make you cum

She talks

was making hornet grunt so much really necessary

>>719795531
Seems fine.

>>719795059
not trusting this qbit wouldnt give info on the magnet

>>719795573
She can talk! She can talk! She can talk!

>>719795531
Get FUCKED clanker

I can't believe Hornet Silksong dies in the first 5 minutes of gameplay and then we play with Tiso for the rest of the game, bold choice.

You can turn the grunts off in the settings FYI

>>719795456
>>719795597
check the options I believe you can tune the frequency down

clown car ass rip they put 10 gigs in 2 gigs

yeah fuck this, see you tomorrow.

>There have been at least 10 threads a day for a month of people seething avout HK, calling mediocre or pure garbage
>Silksong comes out, 10 threads in an hour of hype and people sucking off the game
Lmao, this board is an enigma.

>>719795573
>chapel maid
Holy mother of sexo

>>719795573
Not with my cock down her throat
*unzips penis*

>>719795630
It's insane ramzes' release and the link has been posted by him personally. It's legit

>*chuckles*
>"I'm in"

>>719795818
>There have been at least 10 threads a day for a month of people seething avout HK, calling mediocre or pure garbage
never underestimate the dedication of unemployed schizophrenics with autism when they see something they dont like or have never heard before have the audacity to be popular on the website they frequent

>E502 L3
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>719795818
We are the greatest fishermen as we use as much bait as possible

They’re such cunts for not letting you preorder the game.

holy fuck nothing works thank you steam

fuck you gabe
I couldn't even buy
now I have to pirate
fuck you

>>719796029
It doesn't even make sense! They settled on the price point. Just let us order it!

>>719791237 (OP)
SILKTRANNIES WE LOST AND GOT RAPED

>>719795668
she can SIIIIIIIIIING

>>719794667
>WiiU users

>>719796150
I love legitimate theatre

>>719795531
BAP

>>719795905
sorry to plebbit, but OK yeah this InsaneRamzes guy might be legit ty for spoonfeeding. Might try wait ty either way. I'm new to the t scene fwiw did it in the 2000s but came back cause streaming sites cut up all the tv shows I liked to watch, vidya trents I dont mess w too much

>>719796181
it's funny to think that there's a couple of autists out there legitimately fuming at this piece of news

>controller not working on linux (again)
>have to re-dl the windows version
hmm.

get fucked

how long until the meltdown and they start mass deleting the threads like with deltarune because its not a 'cultural phenomenon'

LET ME BUY

>>719791693
It's joever for us...

> Thread dies 58 minutes in
Dead game

>>719796506
I almost got through with the paypal payment and then it failed...

>>719796506
is that the egg

>>719797008
it's his feisty clone https://youtu.be/VJHaSMYQ2tI?t=319

>>719796785
too busy playing th game