Thread 719920325

Mario if he sees people loving a $20 indie game more than anything he has done in decades

mario after seeing my asshole

mario... if he...

Mario stopped being good when he became full corporate safe soulless slop. So after Mario Galaxy.

>>719920325 (OP)
mario after realizing he hasn't had a good game since odyssey

Mario after being officially friendzoned by Peach

>>719920438
>mario after realizing he hasn't had a good game since his most recent game
??

Mario after seeing the success Sonic's racing adventures

>>719920392
Can I see it? Trying to muster up the courage to jump.

Chat, is Mario washed??

>>719920325 (OP)
mario when peach says they are just friends!

>>719920325 (OP)
marior if he tranny

>>719920325 (OP)
covid claims another one. sad!

>>719920568
>what is mario wonder

>>719920403
That was right after Donkey Kong, my boy.

>>719921184
A good game.

>>719921184
I wonder

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>>719920403
Yes, yes! Someone finally gets me! All of the Mario games are 'happy meal" cash grabs for kids while Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario 64 are masterpieces of lasting legacy!

>>719921184
forced soul.

>>719920325 (OP)
>Mario after seeing Sonic Racing: Crossworlds out-perform Mario Kart World because Sega actually lets people play the goddamn game.

>>719920325 (OP)
is he okay?

>>719925749
yeah he's double vaxxed and boosted

>>719920396
Watched this.

I don't think nintendo have made a single good game since 2020. I liked SMRPG but its a remake so hard to count

>>719920403
>After Galaxy
>Such a secondary that he didn't play Mario 3D World

>>719920325 (OP)
Mario if he voted for Kamala Harris

Mario would probably snap the rope because he's a fat fuck

>>719920325 (OP)
Mario if he sees a tendie

>>719920325 (OP)
"BarrierStation 5 is the reason Monster Hunter Wilds flopped" -Capcom

Is nu-kart already dead?

>>719920403
Zoomers are so fucking retarded.
Galaxy was a fucking ass game. Nintendo had fallen off long before the Wii, but no you praise it because that was your childhood.
just like the retarded Alphies now think the Wii U was peak Nintendo

I really just don't want to pay $60+ for sidescrollers. I skipped Mario Wonder but bought Silksong. I might pay that for a 3D Mario but that would probably be fucking $80.
I don't care about muh inflation, I'm less willing to part with money for shit I don't need when everything else is more expensive.

>>719921184
forgotten

>>719932469
You can tell that quote made OP seethe.

The Mario Mandate still exists btw

>>719920325 (OP)
>mario when sonic is better than him again

>>719920325 (OP)
mario when mario

>>719921184
remove daisy and its worse than nu-slop series

So given that we all hate Silksong, do we hate it more than Mario? Our stance on boing boing wahoo is still unclear. Surely you wouldn’t suggest Mario is worse than Silksong, right?

>>719934869
mario's been pretty bad for a while so they might actually be worse

>>719934869
who the fuck hates mario

>>719920325 (OP)
>implying Mario cares what indie hipsters think

>>719922230
MUSTARD GAS DON'T CLICK

>>719934457
meds

>>719920403
From inception, then?

>>719920392
Nikocado?

>>719920568
>mario after realizing his most recent game was almost a decade ago
ftfy

>>719933146
>Galaxy was a fucking ass game
How retarded can you be? Galaxy's got soul. And nobody thinks WiiU was peak Nintendo, you disingenuous faggot.

>>719920392
Did he try to stick his head up there?

>>719922826
>>719933146
Mario was never good and anyone who argues otherwise is coping for their poor choice in systems.
In fact, every single game Nintendo makes is half-assed when compared to its competitors.

>>719920325 (OP)
Aside from Mario games being the literal same shit, Nintendo is a horrid company.

>>719921098
>making fun of a disease that killed literally millions of people
You're a special kind of piece of shit, huh?