Thread 719959714

You must pick only one. Which way, man of culture?

>>719959714 (OP)
Karlach

>>719959714 (OP)
>quirky reddit wholesome chungus tiefling
>knife eared purple bitch that is literally born evil as an inherent racial trait
>BPD roastie that was brainwashed in a cult
>interdimensional murder frog
Think I'll just fuck that faggy vampire in the ass instead. Seems like a lot less baggage for the same end result.

>>719960065
Id hang out with Karlach. But she’s too pathetic as a romantic partner.

>>719959714 (OP)
Karlach is too muscular
Laezel is too thin
Shadowheart is alright but also a bit scrawny and also the cuck choice
Minthara has the best body and is good for my typical playthrough style (unrepentant evil)

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara, though I will take Karlach as a concubine should I find a way to fix her

>>719959714 (OP)
It would be Karlach if all her scenes weren't gay.
Big women are for dominating, not being dominated by.

>>719960348
Manthara literally looks exactly like Shadowheart, and like every other body type 1 female character in the game (not counting midgets and githniggers)

>>719959714 (OP)
Frog, always.

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara, she's crazy and posessive

>>719959714 (OP)
All of those characters look awful. Is this Concord?

>>719960436
>It would be Karlach if all her scenes weren't gay.
>being dominated by
did we have different scenes, I don't remember being dominated by Karlach. I think you may have modded your game

>>719959714 (OP)
Karlach is more fun. Also my durge needs someone to counterbalance his desires.

>>719960450
I like her personality better and her scenes

Minty>Orin>Frog>>>>Shart>Karlach

>>719960090
>literally born evil as an inherent racial trait
That's nothing. I can fix her.

Karlach has the sexiest body.

>>719960727
Now ignore the lower half and focus exclusively on the upper half

>>719960665
Unironically she is the most loving

>>719960775
Sex

Frog = Minthara > Shart > Karlach

>>719959714 (OP)
My 8 INT wife.

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara but without her personality.

>>719959714 (OP)
frog

>>719959714 (OP)
Minty

>>719960348
>Minthara has the best body
Literally identical body as Shadowheart and Laezel you retard holy shit and on top of that Minthara's face looks like a man

>>719959714 (OP)
They're all garbage. This game is just like Cisquisition, made me wish I could romance the girl from an earlier (and better) game that I didn't romance back then because there was a superior option

>>719959714 (OP)
Never played this game. All of them are attractive, but I'm going with Minthara.

>>719960650
you might be gay because Minthara's head mesh is of a male elf

>>719959714 (OP)
the only one who actually looks like a woman

All of them are sluts. Minthara is a drow slut so she'll probably kill you eventually. I like Lae'zel the most but I can't really get past the nose and she'd probably kill me eventually. To be honest, I find Karlach to be kind of annoying. Shadowheart was fun when she was LARPing as an evildoer but once (You) cure her with your dick she becomes kind of annoying. Therefore I choose to ride off into the sunset with a random tavern wench instead.

>>719961237
>and Laezel
Githniggers are thin as fuck and have pancake tits and asses, she doesn't have the same body as them

>>719959714 (OP)
Lae'zel domestication and marriage. Total frog impregnation!

>>719959714 (OP)
Why are you still shilling this game? Nobody cares about this Chinese trash anymore. Everyone has moved on except you keep making posts about it. Nobody will fallen for your shilling anymore.

>>719961296
Here's the (you) you're so desperate for.

>>719961053
I went with this one and was surprised at how graphic it all was. It was strange to see full frontal nudity in a western strategy RPG.

> friend's playing Baldur's Gate 3
> falls for Astarion
> of course it's a tumblr sexyman "i can fix him" vampire
> was about to make fun of her
> progressed further
> find myself absolutely fallen for Lae'zel
This game is a goddamn psyop to make you feel like sticking your dick in crazy is cool no matter who you are, I swear.

>>719959714 (OP)
For me, it's the teenage frog.

>>719961253
S E X O
E
X
O

>>719960436
All of the game's sex is weirdly from a female dominance stance. Really gay.
>>719960552
>I don't remember being dominated by Karlach
Then you you didn't romance her or are currently suffering from an aneurysm

>>719962221
It's the reason this game is so popular. I think everyone I've met who played the game asks "who did you pick?" within the first few minutes of talking about it lol.
Nobody picked Wyll!

>>719961371
Alarmingly based.

>>719959714 (OP)
Frog

>>719959714 (OP)
God, not much of a choice. The frog face I suppose.

>>719962445
I just went and rechecked, nah you're crazy. She doesn't 'dominate' you in any of the scenes, unless they added some new ones

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara
or Shoe0nHead

t. never played it

>>719959714 (OP)
I didn't particularly like any of them. I like the colour purple and she's doing a silly voice so the drow.

>>719963990
>She doesn't 'dominate' you in any of the scenes,
She's literally leading and on top on all of them
You are retarded

>>719964073
>Shoe0nHead
None of the girls in BG3 wear wigs though.

>whores from bg3
>man of culture
You're trying so hard to fit in its comedic. Just stay on reddit. Also heres a example of what "men of culture" are actually into, so you can know in the future.

>>719964265
>cowgirl position sex means you're being dominated
I could give you a small bit of credit for the date night scene but that just tells me you're extremely insecure lmao

>>719959714 (OP)
this one for me

>>719964536
Gwen is better but otherwise you're right

>>719959714 (OP)
Ill take modded shadowheart

>>719964882
One more

>>719959714 (OP)
My frog wife

>>719964954
only decent mod I've seen of her

Having never played the game, I have always felt that the drow has the best looking face, followed by Shadowheart. The other two are much worse. Though it can be hard to tell because of all the modded faces getting posted.

>>719965146
A man of culture

>>719960065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ

>>719959714 (OP)
Why arent modern developers able to design women with proper jaws?

>>719964567
>no you don't understand! A real man is pegged and let's the woman take command during sex! You're just insecure!
Lol
Lmao even

>>719964673
>been fapping to Gwen for some 15 years now.
Mr policeman I was like 13 when I started so it's okay

>>719961298
>Conventionally attractive woman
>Monster Dude

Best combo

>>719968798
I mean in the first scene you literally flip her off you and then pound her missionary. But why bother explaining, it's all just cope and seethe to you and your insecurities

>>719960090
>>knife eared purple bitch that is literally born evil as an inherent racial trait
no chud that's not canon anymore. Be better.

>>719960065
This. I would help her on her path of being reborn.

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthy

>>719959714 (OP)
The blue one

>>719959714 (OP)
>le reddit XD muscle woman
>seething and coping alien frog
>evil cave roastie with lung cancer
>pretty goth girl who becomes your tradwife

Gee boss I don't know

>>719969157
>>719969732
>nooooooo it's so very manly be the bottom! Stop being so insecure!
Kek

>>719969868
>nooooo I need to be the big man and on top literally every second or I'm not an alpha chad
>I have to constantly at all times prove to everyone how big my dick is and that all women are whores who submit to me
kek

>>719970173
>noooooooo a man can't be on top! You're insecure noooooooooooo
Kekaroo

>>719969868
Top and bottom are literally terms used by gay men, there is no top or bottom in normal sex. Women can't dominate men by being fucked

For me it's Lae'zel. She's cute as hell unintentionally which is the best kind of cute. Imagine being a chad barbarian, hearing her t'skva at you as you take her after her failed attempt at claiming you.

>>719970372
Nope. Fags use "passive" and "active", they've adopted bottom and top from normal people, because those refer to positions and role during sex

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara is by far the most loyal, but most likely will slice your neck if you keep looking at another woman.
Karlach, if you want a stable, loving wife with an unstable heart.
Laezal, if you have a really high libido and want sex non-stop. Also, if you like frogs.
Shadowheart is just a modern female, a hot female.

>>719970274
But I never said that AND you do go on top with Karlach

>>719960450
>>719960432
>>719960348
>>719961237
Minthara's name and face were made by a jeet. Minthara is literally a sanskrit name.

Her characterization and voiceover in the game I have to admit is definitely not jeet coded, but her appearance and name absolutely are.

>>719970782
>But I never said that
Sure thing homo

>>719969294
>man holds hands with a t-rex

Frog.
I really don't like Karlach's attitude (benched her for almost whole game) and wasn't amured with Shadow.
Didn't get Minthara in my first playthrough (so maybe she's cool)
Frog's tsundere anticks are great

Shart wants to fuck Halsin more than you.
Shart was also fucked by countless people in her service to Shar.

>>719970920
Minthara's the kind of girl who slits your throat in your sleep because you suggested having a threesome

I choose based on VA's attractiveness, therefore frog wins

>>719970732
I think it should say it all that my married bro chose Karlach, and I chose Lae'zel lol.

Shadowheart is the obvious choice because she’s hot as all fuck!

>>719959714 (OP)
Kinda leaning frog or blueberry for my next run. Shart is too vanilla and Karlach's ending is still dogshit.

>>719970841
>Minthara is literally a sanskrit name.
Its literally a name made using a D&D thing from 2000
>Min = Lesser/Minor/Second
>Thara = Glyph/Marker/Rune

>>719968521
they're just catering to gamers inner bro-manticism. Quite popular judging from this thread.

>>719971472
Ooh, thanks for the table.

>>719959714 (OP)
The female halfling werewolf bard that the devs cut in early development.

>>719970968
I played Durge. I literally fucked Corpses. I don't care.

>>719970732
>A Drow
>Most loyal
>"B-Buh she said-!"

She's lying to you because you're strong and useful

>>719959714 (OP)
>*Downlaods no romance limit mod*

>>719971472
I will definitely use this in the future.

>>719970597
Jackass hands typed your post.

>>719960348
>Karlach is too muscular
Muscles are soft when they're not being flexed, though. She'd make a very cuddly wife.

>>719970920
You failed to understand Karlach's character then.

>>719971093
I can't argue with that.

>>719959714 (OP)
Karlach, she's sweet and enjoys simple pleasures.

>>719972048
Karlach's the worst of the female characters and her characterization doesn't even make sense given that she's been living in literal hell for 10 years. (they flanderized the fuck out of the nine hells)

>>719971954
>Jackass hands typed your post.
I wish
Johnny Knoxville never answered my emails

>>719972232
Almost like she's traumatized and her attitude is a defense mechanism or something, did you even play the game?

>>719972292
You should have tried Steve-O, anon, that guy's way more chill.

>>719959714 (OP)
None of them. They are all unlikeable cunts. I will take Astarion instead.

>>719972446
I wish he was a girl. But then no one could compete.
>mods
no thanks

>>719959714 (OP)
None

>>719972232
>fag taste
>>719972307
He's a shitposter, of course not.

>>719972446
>Astarion
>The guy who deliberately tries to be as cunty as it's possible for a man to be
I'm not sure I follow.

>>719972791
Not them, but there's a huge difference between trying to be a cunt and just being a cunt.

>>719972791
Catty twinks are the most fuckable. A genderswap would have been nice though.

>>719972772
He's right though
Her design has the huge flaw of her bot having huge tits to compliment the muscle girl look and her personality and dialogue are so obnoxiously modern

>>719969134
Too much bbc porn cuck

>>719972791
It is very simple you see:
Sex.

>>719973237
>Americans see a buff male figure and instantly think NIGGER
what causes such deviations

>>719959714 (OP)
>You must pick only one. Which way, man of culture?
Lae'zel.

>>719972048
I can't say I cared that much.
From what info I got from her, whole tomboyish facade is to cope with whole hell and engine trauma.
Didn't really care that much to invest emotionally.
Frog was fun to be around though.

>>719969134
I'd say it's beaten out by
>Conventionally attractive man
>Monster Lady
But you do you, anon.

>>719972446
Slap on a Belt of Genderswap and I'm in.

Can I have a human woman please?

>>719974041
Here you go, anon.

>>719974041
Do you know what game this is?
You will fuck the frog and be happy.

endless frog sex

rate my party

>>719959714 (OP)
Where's the best one?

>>719974389
Skank city

I'd like to fuck Hope in her manic ass.

>>719959714 (OP)
impregnate the four of them

>>719976407
based

>>719973770
Sorry, anon, you want your damaged goods vampire, you have to plunder his butt like a man.

>>719974389
King

>>719972446
I bought this game back in May and went into it almost completely blind. I had seen the characters and I knew their names. I thought Astarion was going to be this proper gentleman like character. How wrong I was.

>>719976980
Can't he just plunder mine instead

>>719974410
In the dumpster. Mizora's lame and a loser, she exists for you to point fingers at and laugh.

>>719959714 (OP)
I play a better game.

>>719977074
How the fuck did you look at Astarion and think "proper gentleman"? He practically screams "sassy bitch" from the onset.

>>719974389
knows what he wants/10

>>719977518
Looking back, I might not have the best judgement on people

>>719959714 (OP)
Is there a way to keep Minthara alive and turning her good? I love saving the evil bitch stories through the power of good and love/dick

Hmm, today I think I'll connect two controllers to my PC just so I can start a new playthrough with a goblin woman in my party.

>>719977830
Lae'zel is that. Minthara is always evil and never changes.

>>719977830
You can recruit her without doing evil content yourself but you can't actually make her a good person.

>>719959714 (OP)
Da ba dee da ba di

Karlach:
>fist fucks you in the ass in her second sex scene
>have to go to the hells with her if you wish to save her
It's a hard pass. Only an okay romance option if you're playing as Gale. Even then you have to deal with the pegging

Shadowheart:
>starts off worse than Lae'zel with her cunt, hypocritical attitude (yet Lae'zel got the most flak when the game released for some stupid reason)
>softens up a lot more, just like Lae'zel, inordinately more if you turn her away from Shar
>her gameplay sucks ass though, and all of her unique armor/weapon options she can acquire in Act 2 and 3 are seemingly at odds with both her class and innate play style (Spears are STR-based, yet Larian REALLY wants you to put medium armor on her whilst keeping her stealth-focused). It's fucking retarded. Even if you respec her into Death Cleric, she still comes out looking like boudoir vomited on her in terms of aesthetics if you so much as think about min/maxing her.
>She really is the cuck option. If you push her towards Shar, she cucks you with a deity. If you push her towards Selune but kill her parents, she kind of cucks you out of a happy relationship, because she's always bitching about her dead parents. But even if you keep her parents alive, she cucks you out of marriage regardless, (that's reserved for Wyll Origin players, because of course it is). Also, she is very open to an open relationship in general.
3/5 Could have been so much better, but too many cooks in her kitchen.

Minthara:
>Starts off strong in Act 1, but it's like Larian completely forgot about continuity and reset her character in Act 2 a la The Matrix Revelations and she forgets everything that happened, and it's stupid as shit.
>has the best sex scene in the game
>most loyal, but also the most evil, which may or may not be a good thing for you
>her class doesn't make a damn whit of sense considering her evil nature. And no, I don't give a shit about whatever changes WotC has made to Paladin either

There is not a single likable love interest in this entire game of either gender.

>>719976980
It's not fair.

>>719978183
Sazza should have been one.

>>719978150
>her class doesn't make a damn whit of sense considering her evil nature. And no, I don't give a shit about whatever changes WotC has made to Paladin either
People have been homebrewing anti-paladins since the 1980s.

>>719972446
In my current playthrough I am a dwarf woman. I am going to colonize this sissy elf.
Wish me luck lads.

>>719978036
>>719977928
Too bad. She has a personality that I like a lot, but I can't be evil. Gotta' be a source for good in the world.
Laezel and Shadow Heart are great in any case

>>719978501
Bejita playing as a dwarf woman hellbent on saving a twink from bondage is such a funny fucking mental image

>>719978150
>>fist fucks you in the ass in her second sex scene
doesn't happen, stop falling for their tricks

>>719978150
Minthara (continued)
>has zero fucking content in Act 3
>Karlach has more content than her, and that's a fucking travesty
>voice is a 10/10
>Not sure why Karlach gets two sex scenes when clearly Minthara deserved two as well, considering how the story goes.
4/5, but suffers from so much wasted potential that it makes me want to puke. A lot like Shadowheart in that regard.

Lae'zel:
>worst sex scene in the game, and that goes double if you decide to dominate her (thanks Larian)
>One of the best Western tsunderes in gaming though. Period
>Armor design is 10/0, and upgrading her weapons/armor is as simple as following the damn Quanith detector/going to the Githyanki Creche. Can be BiS as early as the Elfsong Tavern.
>one of the most broken characters in the game thanks to her class/subclass
>arguably one of, if not the best romances in the game thanks to her character progression
>very good culmination to her romance all around, no matter what ending you choose for her
5/5, but holy fuck that sex scene is abysmal.

>>719959714 (OP)
I suck cock at least once a week AMA

>>719978738
Denial is not just a river in Egypt, it seems

>>719978738
Ive hear this is true. Sad true heros dont get fisted.

>>719978457
Oathbreaker hands typed this post

Which romance options in BG3 virgins? Oh wait, it's a Larian game...

Lae'zel > SH = Minthara > Karlach

I wanted to like Karlach the most, but her personality is too reddit, her quest content sucks and the fact that she has to go back to hell no matter what is retarded. Lae'zel has the best written romance AND the best personality, you just need to get over her being a freaky looking frog alien. Minthara and Shadowheart are both fine, though SH's tranny friend and her dialogue with Halsin kinda ruin it. Minthara would rival Lae'zel if she wasn't absent for such a large portion of the game.

>>719978794
There's only been one good sex scene in video games and that's Witcher 2 with Triss. Fading to black is better in most cases.

>>719978738
I never actually succeeded in romancing her. I met damon, got her heart patched up in act 1 and 2, but it never really seemed to blossom into anything and I've not read any guides on it.
I was curious about her romance option but fisting is not what I'd expect from someone who's been aching for romantic touch for so long

>>719978935
Nah, he 100 on Lae'zel chief.

>>719980108
Yeah, it doesn't happen but people memed about it because they hate Karlach and I believe there's an animation made using in game assets

>>719968521
Because even though they are using this face scanning tech they feel the need to edit the models by hand a bit still. This results in a horrible uncanny valley effect. Either just use the face scan data straight or go back to modeling by hand, the standard practice that has developed in modern AAA is the worst of both worlds.

>>719979356
You couldn't be more off-base, ironically! I'm a goody two shoes. I like the notion of my diametric opposite existing and wearing a sick helmet with bat wings on it or whatever.
It only makes sense that they would exist.

>>719979117
based

>>719978501
You are the one getting colonized you idiot

>>719980683
god i wish someone would colonize me

>>719959714 (OP)
Frog

>>719960650
frog over orin but other than that correct

>>719959714 (OP)
shart
because she sounds just like maelle

La'zael, the only femsub if you're strong and she's actually loyal to you once you proven yourself worth of it. She's also the closet to a monster girl and I don't mind her """ugly""" features.

>>719980683
thanks doc?

>>719981296
>Big, oddly-colored eyes
>Small mouth
>Nose nearly imperceptible from certain angles
Lae'zel is an anime character.

>>719978150
>>Starts off strong in Act 1, but it's like Larian completely forgot about continuity
Because she was never supposed to be a companion. And larian being the shit company that it is made her into a glorified henchman with no content.

>>719981534
Yeah and she's really cute in that screenshot
Also I'm a frog so it's normal that I choose the frog.

I've never played BG3, but from what I know...

>karen, tranny, whore, frog

I think the Frog is the best choice here among these.

>>719981630
Êtes-vous monté?

>>719981828
Since when is Karlach considered a karen?

>>719981828
Frog hands typed this post.

>>719982001
I'm just going off facial appearance for her. if she wasn't red, I can easily imagine a white karen lady with that lesbian haircut style. The blue thing had a guy used for the face scan so that's ultra gay to like him. Everyone knows Shadowheart is a massive whore. So that just leaves frog as the most normal to me.

Why is this chinese astroturf being shilled every single day again?
Is there a sale in some shithole country like the ones where it was made?

>>719980467
You have just reminded me that AdventureQuest exists.

>>719981891
Oui et dur

>>719972723
>The End
I swear to fuck, this is every writer for video games now.
>You thought you got a happy ending? Think again, faggot. Now, where's my Hollywood job? I was told I would get a job writing for film if I made a jarringly sad ending!

>>719961253
>No options to flirt with sexo granny
>Can just keep calling her old
I want to plough her dusty ass so bad, bros...

>>719981534
I like the moment when you can casually say to vlaakith "who are you exactly?" And Lae'zel dies of second hand embarrassment

>>719959714 (OP)
jaheira

>>719987194
Haha, yeah.

>>719989656
There's a very conspicuous detail missing from this silky smooth drawing...

>>719989826
Not every character needs a dense forest of pubic hair, anon.

>>719989897
A) wrong
B) its canon she has pubes

>>719989897
shart actually has pubes in-game anon

>>719969168
>western secular protestant liberalism has abstracted evil to something impossible so they can pretend things that are evil are not
horrific

>>719959714 (OP)
None, they are all beneath me

>>719990813
I want Karlach to be above me (she is sitting on my face)

>>719969168
It is in BG3.

FROG PUSSY FROG PUSSY FROG PUSSY

>>719974389
>no Lae'zel
>no Karlach
>no Jaheira
>purely cringe modded attires
>antlers
Shittier than shit taste. You should be ashamed.

>>719989990
>>719990067

I like to imagine the shape, color size and scent of their vagina in order to make my decisions.

Shadowheart will have the most typical vagina, pale pink and slightly brownish, it's petite but has distinct labial folds and is very fuzzy. It tastes of skin/nothing as any clean pussy should, and smells like your average BPD girl (not bad but clearly a bit sour). Totally acceptable choice.

Minthara absolutely stinks, no question about that. She's a dirty, greasy underworld dweller and her organ is more than likely a very dark purple with large labial folds. Still pink on the inside but her discharge has a very, very profound odor. Avoid cunnilingus at all costs, but is more than likely a nympho and will work you herself.

Karlach surely stinks, but her pussy is still beautiful. It's bright red and pink, innie, and very fat. Not a single hair to be seen. But the smell of her discharge combined with the heat of her body over time makes her stink badly, especially after a long day adventuring. Fresh out from a magic bath, her red pussy is probably the best one for eating all night long since it would be so hot on your tongue, and her hot squirt would make for a very fun watershow.

Lae'zel......that frog pussy has got to be insane. Wet as all hell, it's extremely juicy, slimy even. Her light pale green labia is entirely innie, and her walls are a bright bubble gum pink. She is the tightest, and her hole is extremely small, but can form around her lover like a glove. The best pussy for love making, she fucks you like a psychopath, and the smell she exudes would be pure ecstasy. After a long day of adventuring and killing her foes, her pussy would be extremely wet (she can keep it all held up inside) and she's ready for insertion at literally any time.

>>719959714 (OP)
>westernslop
i don't see the appeal

>>719992473
What's the rest of the image?

>>719992619
>imagine
you don't have to imagine anything other than the scent, they have fully modeled vaginas in-game

>>719992715
I know that you dick I played the game and zoomed in on all of them in the nude. But they all share the same modeling so that's not interesting to imagine. The properties of their vaginas would all be different.

>>719992805
>The properties of their vaginas would all be different.
the in-game models are the canon, your fanfiction is irrelevant

>>719992872
Why are you so fucking autistic?

>>719959714 (OP)
Karlach, easily.
>>719978738
Yeah, you get amazon'd, which is hot.

>>719992907
that's my line not yours

>>719989897
I only pointed it out because they really do poke out of the sides of her underwear in the game. It got me to buy the game. u_u

>>719992981
>STOP IMAGINING THEIR VAGINAS REEEEE FAN FICTION
Fucking freakazoid, I swear.
Can't even ponder the aroma without some autist clown screeching you down about "canon"

>>719993086
no you can ponder the aroma, that's fine, the rest of it is outside the scope of speculation

>>719992712
No idea, I just use it as I found it; as an expression of my emotions

>outside the scope of speculation
Speculate a bullet in your fucking skull, retarded autist

>>719993186
facts don't care about your feelings

Lae'zel is above and beyond any other choice. If you have her, you don't need anyone else. She's strong enough to carry you throughout the game by herself. Loyal and direct, no-nonsense ride-or-die attitude. I unironically feel safe with her besides me. I know i can depend on her, always. Frog wife for life.

Can this fucking faggot get out of here already

>>719991570
i got them all just not in the shot..

>>719993327
Frog wife, frog life.

>>719993341
Okay so where's Laezel?
The modded outfits are cringe to me but I can respect cringe, cringe is where the soul resides.
Though I don't think any of it fits. You can dress the party up in sexy/revealing outfits that still feel realistic.

>>719992473
NTA, but here.

>>719960065
same bruther

>>719960090
ASTARIAN SHOULD'VE BEEN A FUCKING GIRL AAAAAAAAA I wanted a vamp gf damnit

I turned the gay vampire into a woman and I gotta say shes my favorite character so far.

>>719960065
fippy bippy

>>719993873
What an evil man, they should be throwing bricks not tomatoes

>>719992619
but what of Mizora and Arabella

>>719959714 (OP)
Lae'zel maybe. Went with Lae'zel first and I really enjoyed it. Now I'm doing Shadowheart and I like her route too. Sucks I won't have Shar's spear this time. Loved that weapon

>>719959714 (OP)
Shart for me!

>>719959714 (OP)
I love my frog wife

>>719972908
I mean
If you're schizo enough you can use AI to remake all his voice lines to me female and just use a model swap to make him a woman
I recall someone uses AI to remake the narrators voice to Gura's

>>719972446
>They are all unlikeable cunts
>wants the most unlikable cunt there is

ive never been as deeply in love with a videogame character than karlach

The constant pg10 bumps are really believable. Interesting how these obvious ads don't get 404d like any other /v/ thread doing the same.

>>719998559
thanks for the bump kind stranger

>>719993873
He calls it an "erotic shaving kink," when what he should be calling it is "being wrong."

>>719998559
Meds

>>719971472
where can i find more?
/tg/?

>>719959714 (OP)
>best friend you can fuck
>can do the cannonball special with you
>Natural hot tub
I see very few downsides.

>>719959714 (OP)
Frog is the least terrible option

>>719998459
she's evil

>>719960090
>born evil as an inherent racial trait
this wasn't true even in as old as 2nd edition you fucking secondary mong faggot

>>720001761
she's chaotic good

>>719994096
>>719960090
astario is so hot omg

>>719968521
Women RULE

>>720003362
>chaotic
one step away from the good axis

>romance Karlach
>finally get to the date night in the city
>can't even give her a goddamn night out without her impending doom lingering overhead
>the more the love builds, the more it hurts since she's -going- to die
>unlike every other companion, she doesn't get a good ending
Her endings are either killing herself to be a mind flayer in self-sacrifice, or going into Avernus, which she ranks as on-par or worse than killing herself. Why must she suffer like this, why can't I help her like I did everyone else?

>>720004990
go to avernus with her spend the rest of your days together slaying demons

I didn't do any of the relationship roleplay because I'm not a woman

I choose her.

>>720004990
>Why must she suffer like this, why can't I help her like I did everyone else?
Because vinke is a fag and cut out half of the third act out of a game

Ghaik!

>>719972446
> the only fucking companion that disagrees with you not siding with the Absolute
I'm staking that faggot on my next playthrough the moment I see him.

>>720004990
>>720005089
She also mentions having found plans for a part that could stabilize her engine for the prime materium. The two of you just need to assault a demonic fortress, and you'll be able to have a house with little red children causing a ruckus at all hours.

>>719959714 (OP)
Give me Minthara, I'm going to go fix Menzobarranzan to the ground. It'll be roughly as difficult as fighting through hell but paladins are better than barbarians at damage.

>>719959714 (OP)
they all suck, they're romance options in a modern rpg.

>>719959714 (OP)
All of them. Lesser men would try to pick one. I would pick them all. The only one who will say no is Mintara, but I will get her pregnant before she leaves. The rest are easy to calm down

>>720006616
Nyaaaaaaaaaaan, whats up doc?

>>719959714 (OP)
My... what big chins they have.

>>719960090
>im not gay tho

>>719959714 (OP)
Minthara my beloved
>cut content has her being pregnant with your child
Fuck you Larian, let me have my family with my evil wife

>>719960665
Correct

>>719962582
When it first hit early access, all the companions were bastards. Even Wyll wasn't oh so noble and was still looking out for number 1. Shame, he wasn't anywhere near as bland as he is now.

>>719968889
Unless you live in Texas or New India, you're probably fine.

>>719960172
>she’s too pathetic as a romantic partner
whys that? haven't played the game but I've always found the character off-putting because she seems like some freak muscle mommy troon self insert character so you describing her as pathetic has me wondering why kek

>>719971093
Frog certainly looks better. Also, learning Shart's VA is a lesbian made me dislike her.
>>719980683
ありがとうございます、医者さん