Thread 720290565

>>720290565 (OP)
>nintendo today
>not on twitter
>announcement two days in advance
what the fuck is happening

>>720290660
10pm Japan time

>>720290660
48 hours and 20 minutes from now.

>>720290660
6 AM PT. The usual.

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PORTS OF OLD GAMES!

Roblox

>>720290819
You just made this post >>720290767

>>720290819
10 minutes about ports of farming sims and 10 year old PS4 games
25 minutes about the new Zelda musou
24 hours worth of threads of nintenweenies clapping

>>720290830
>Pedobait: The Game
Blacklisted. Also get the fuck out, pedofaggot.

>>720290819
Did your handlers tell you about 3D Mario, Mr. anti-Nintendo PlayStation fan?
Is that why you have been freaking out lately?

>>720290660
Your sword is enough

>>720290565 (OP)
>GET EXCITED FOR COMMERCIALS THREAD
Why are tendies like this? Especially when you hate everything that's shown that isn't mario, Pokémon or Zelda?

>>720290761
Do americans really wake up at 6am to watch a direct?

>>720290565 (OP)
well. it’s not on 9-11
it wasn’t likely to be, but it’s still funny

>>720290830
You sure showed me pedo.

>>720291137
>>720290819
Uh oh, instant melty

>>720291137
Are you afraid that 3D Mario might be announced?

>>720291137
I guess it would make sense that you wouldn't know what to look forward to when you got no games.

>>720291154
Based anti-Roblox chad.

>>720291137
Are you like this for Absolute State of Play as well?
>>720291150
Only west coasties have to for their reaction stream. I have the day off so it'll be comfy.

Metroid Prime 4 release date. We too can be at peace like our silksong brethren.

>>720291150
Some of us get up before then anyway. It’s 5:50 here right now. But also PT is one of the earliest American time zones.

>>720291150
Not only do we do that, but we get up extra early so we can watch it with our favorite streamers too.

I think I missed the most recent direct, was anything cool announced?

THE GOOD OL' DAY AFTER 9/11!

what's there to hype now that shitsong is out?

>>720291338
There was no recent direct

>>720290830
>>720290984
>>720291154

Whats even the point of this?

>>720291278
Peace? I've knowing nothing but suffering for a week. Game's too fucking hard but I can't just not play it after waiting all this time.

is there a chance that nintendo will make a game of this?

>>720291372
>shitsong
You snoys fuckin hate that game. No idea why. It's on your console as well.

>>720290984
>western kid game some pedos play
> :(
>japanese pedo game made for pedos
> :D

>>720290819
stay mad, macaco.
you will be mad now and forever.
Just end yourself already.

>>720290565 (OP)
>not 9/11
But what about microsoft flying simulator port?

>>720290565 (OP)
POST YOUR HOPES AND COPES

Me? Something Castlevania would be nice.

>>720291401
Is there anything to this besides being the latest algorithmslop for the niggercattle to enjoy?

>pilot wings: new york
>star fox zero 2 : the towers of destruction
>bomberman
>dr kawashima : how to never forget

>>720291431
it's just banter m8, I'm 97% through the game on my switch 2

>>720291401
>a game of this?
Didn't Sony animation make that movie? Why don't they make one?

here's hoping they announce some games worth a damn(not crossgen)

>>720291213
>are you afraid that 3D Mario might be announced?
It'll be one more reason to consider buying a switch 2, but hopefully it's not a wet fart like Wonder was.
>>720291256
>Are you like this for Absolute State of Play as well?
I don't have a Playstation.
>>720291214
>guess it would make sense that you wouldn't know what to look forward to when you got no games.
Your console arguably has two games. When it has 10, it'll be worth considering.

>A direct on my day off.
Life is pretty sweet sometimes.

>>720291489
>97%
Remember to go up into the cradle to get your complimentary deity arm.

>>720291389
Schizophrenic.

>>720291462
You need Jesus.

>Hopes
New 3D Mario
>Expectations
MP4 release date
>Fears
MP4 delayed to 2026

I can't really think of much else right now, i just woke up

>>720291541
>I don't have a Playstation
You didn't answer the question, zister.

>>720291556
already got that, I'm on a hunt for collecting the last mask shards but idk where the fuck to look since I got the whole map kek

Just add genshin and zzz already

if they added k rool to mario kart world I would be so happy. that and a prime 4 release date

>>720291601
>MP4 delayed to 2026
Unreasonable fear. They wouldn't have rated it otherwise.

Here are my predictions:
>Super Mario Galaxy 2 $59.99 standalone
>Kirby Planet Robobot $59.99 standalone
>Splatoon Raiders and HW 2026
>Kirby Air Riders: No more new characters or modes, we already have the full roster
>Super Mario 3D All Stars is re-released for 1 day only
>Metroid Prime 4 is cancelled
Thoughts?

>>720291541
>Your console arguably has two games. When it has 10, it'll be worth considering.
While I don't mind, your initial point was 'why are you excited for games you only like Zelda, Mario and Pokemon'.
You even disregarded in this point that there will be games for Switch 1 as well.

>>720291621
Snoys don't post 30 advertisement threads for commercials or even just rumors of commercials. It's sad really. They've already given up.

>>720291395
You bought it on PC for the mods...right? You didn't buy a multiplat on something that you can't use mods on...right?

>>720291542
>Got approved for time off Thursday but not Friday.

Damn, it's gonna suck more if they have a shadow drop.

>>720291696
>Thoughts?
Delusions can be a symptom of many mental illnesses.

>>720291714
It's all movie games, they all blend together and look the same, they just don't have anything else sadly.
and if they DO have something else it will be ignored because it's not a movie game.

>>720291702
>You even disregarded in this point that there will be games for Switch 1 as well.
The only game worth digging out my switch 1 for will be metroid, provided it doesn't run like hot ass.

>>720291714
They do though? They just get laughed at. I don't see you posting your smug retardation there.

>>720291742
Ah, you seem to be well experienced in such endeavors.

>Friday direct
Huh. That's unusual.

>>720291696
>Super Mario 3D All Stars is re-released for 1 day only
It would actually be hilarious if they pulled this out again for the 40th.

>>720291827
Yeah I have a Psy.D, it comes with the territory.

>>720291461
New F-zero...

What tiem in the uk?

>>720291461
your wish is granted, castlevania 64 will be added to nso.

"Prime 4 out right now"
Yes?

>>720291909
Isn't it always 14:00?

>>720291843
>Free update adds Galaxy 2 and 4k support for Switch 2 users.

That would be too based for Nintendo.

>direct on a friday
The harbinger of end times

>>720291942
not a chance.

>>720291968
post more fire emblem reaction images

>>720291964
Mario if he game boy advance SP tribal edition.

>>720291839
Thursday is special

Just give me a new 3d mario

https://www.nintendo.com/jp/nintendo-direct/20250912/index.html
>1hr direct

>>720291929
Based.

>>720291812
Snoys don't give as many (you)s

>60 minutes
Oh baby

>>720292024
based.

>60 minutes
Can't wait for the absolute rape that will occur

Are we gonna get a Super Mario Galaxy 2 HD remaster to celebrate Mario's 40th anniversary?

>>720292080
Mario celebration i hope. Like movie concerts and so on

>>720291581
He told me Kpop is for sissies and nobody should consume shitty 3D animated movies about it.

>>720292059
oof.
snoyggies are not happy about this.

>>720292151
He was right.

>>720291839
9/11 is cursed

Mario Maker 3D

>>720292059
ERIC DONT LOOK

Ogre battle 64 remaster or port

What if the direct sucks?

>>720292237
Probably a four day marathon of all-hands-on-deck seething from him.

>>720291461
For the first time in a while, I can't think of anything I truly want.

>60 minutes

Let me guess, 40 minutes of Mario's 40 anniversary shilling advertisements and 20 minutes of new games?

>>720292059
>1 HOUR

>>720291696
MP4 is 100% getting delayed to 2026

>>720290565 (OP)
I have little particular hope that it'll blow my socks off but hey, anything could happen.
>60 Minutes
Anything COULD happen. Half of that could be about the fucking Zelda movie for all we know.

>>720292316
It'll have more games than any other announcement stream from anyone else so, it can't suck simply because the bar is set so low by the competition.

>>720291461
Fossil Fighters, I'd even take a remake at this point, just something.

>>720292380
>MP4 is 100% getting delayed to 2026
t. Kiwitalks
It got rated, it's gone gold. The cope was that it had gotten delayed because South Korean raters only play 95% of it (lol?) but now the ESRB and Pegi also rated it.

>>720292059
The international one will be shorter on account of them cutting out unlocalized games.

>>720292389
>Zelda movie

Bro they don't start filming until next year.

WOW I CANT WAIT FOR

>PORT 1: THE REMAKE
>MARIO 209384092384902384
>MARIO 19823904812093812
>PORT
>PORT: REMASTERED
>PORT: THE PORT
>MARIO PORT
>ZELDA
>POKEMON
>MARIO 109823409238509

>>720292059

Is anyone ITT still convinced that Nintendo doesn't have a "Big" Holiday game?

Are we just accepting that the game will be Kirby Airiders and that's it?

2 months is still plenty of time to market a never revealed game, they've done it before.

>>720292281
GOD I WISH.
i will be happy just with a NSO release.

>>720292441
the whole sakurai shit should have made kiwifag stuff wrong

>>720291696
Wasn't the robobot port rumor confirmed to be fake?

>>720292389
>Zelda movie

Unlikely, they're gonna release a new trailer for the Mario movie 2 and a 30 minute interview with Chris Patt about how he adored playing Mario on the arcades

I just hope its not too bloated with 3rd party multiplats

>>720292441
It has no oxygen this year, IF they release it on December it will be sent to die, it is better as a February release.

>>720292321
I can but they're all unrealistic expectations so I don't even bother entertaining them.

>>720292491
yes adn you will be anaal blasted until then and after it.

Any chance we get a new version of Super Mario 35? Loved that game

>>720291461
Prinny 3

>>720292193
>Erm, isn't that all going to be ports and the Mario movie cast reveal?

>>720292491
>Still more games than PS5

>1 hour
I have to imagine at least 15 minutes are gonna be dedicated to the Mario anniversary because damn, that's as long as the first Switch 2 direct and they don't have hardware to show this time.

>>720292551
They did the partner direct specifically to clear the air for them. You'll see the Resi games, but not much else from third parties.

I just hope it's not flooded with shitty indie games.

>>720292501
>Are we just accepting that the game will be Kirby Airiders and that's it?
There was also Pokemon and MP4, but those are also getting Switch 1 releases

>>720292535
Every reliable insider and leaker said that Planet Robobot port was true, why would it be fake?

>>720292595
>still pushing the PS5 HAZ NO GAMEZZZ meme

Big direct for BIG MARING

>>720292592
>Level up logo

Kek

>>720292535
>>720292650
so is genealogy remake
a.k.a. list fodder

don't forget this happened recently

https://gonintendo.com/contents/52617-nintendo-snags-new-trademarks-for-earthbound-super-mario-galaxy-and-astral-chain

>>720292635
Exactly, I'm talking about Switch 2 only games.
Is Kirby the big game? They did reveal it as "and one more thing " so maybe Nintendo believes it's on par

>>720292650
>>720292693

The only person who said Planet Robobot HD was a thing was Nate Drake, and he is full of shit 90% of the time and piggybacking the other 10%.

>>720292650
Because I said so, go fuck yourself

>>720292451
nah, usually the difference is the sizzle reel

>>720292709
>Galaxy 2 confirmed

>>720292128
>>720292128

why do i have a feeling the 20 minutes is going to be intervene by miyamoto showcasing the zelda movie for its 40th anniversary?

>>720290625
they want you to install their app

>>720292802
the main announcement still comes out in time in twitter/fb/etc., it's just earlier in today

>>720292673
>meme

>>720292709
>regular trademark renewals
>news
yawn

>>720292779
It hasn't even filmed yet, what the fuck would they even talk about?

>>720292491
God I wish that was real
All we'll get is PORT: REMASTERED: SOULLESS CENSORED CASUALIZED EDITION

>>720292874
>Sony out of NOWHERE
Take your meds.

>>720292059
CAM ON MONOLITHSOFT SHOW SOME FACKIN TRIALERS

>>720292451
>>720292059
>>720292765
https://x.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1965762503821935034
anyway for those doubting, it's also 60 mins in NA
>>720292779
>>720292860
and if they have filmed it, they usually separate these shit in their own directs

Are we finally getting them?

>>720291461
Xenoblade switch 2 upgrades

>>720292982
Fuckin hope so. If MP4 is the December game, maybe we'll get these as a shadow drop.

>>720292982
No, the ports were cancelled. The Switch 2 will only have 1 and 4.

>>720292673
If it wasn't reality no-one would be making the joke.

>>720293075
Weird post.

>>720292897
>Sony out of NOWHERE
Take your meds.

>>720292673
>meme

>>720293102
Wolverine
Spider-Man 2
Demon Souls
Astro Bot
Ghost of Yotei
Death Stranding II
Horizon Forbidden West
Returnal

>>720292323
Incorrect.

40 minutes of Mario
15 minutes of farming sims
4 minutes of other games
1 minute announcing Prime 4 has been delayed to 2026 please understand.

>>720293193
>Not out
>Not exclusive
>Remake
>1
>Not out
>Not exclusive
>Not exclusive
>Not exclusive

the direct is up on youtube and it says it's happening at 9:00 am

>>720293193
>check this list of multiplatform slop

>>720290565 (OP)
I can't get excited anymore after what Nintendo has done....

>>720293228
How many minutes of reading out redditspaced posts?

>>720293193
Anon, stop. You're embarressing yourself.
>Not out
>On PC
>Remaster
>ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Coming to PC
>Coming to PC
>On PC
>On PC
It looks dismal as fuck compared to the past.

You Don't Need A Direct.
You Don't Want A Direct.
You Want Malamar.
You Need Malamar.

>>720293228
epic memes from 2016

>>720291474
Lazy but lol

I want at least something for the rest of the year. Fetusnanza is insanely fucking boring I have no idea how you tendies actually liked it.

>>720293382
Mega Malamar actually does look hypnotic.

>>720293382
That looks kinda cool actually

>>720290625
>what the fuck is happening
literally just a reminder that Nintendo does things the way they want and don't follow trends nor patterns.

>>720290565 (OP)
Tomb Raider LAU trilogy remastered

>>720292390
I mean the games can always be terrible like 30 minutes of farming simulators again.

>>720292059
Its time

New Super Mario All Stars

>>720292323
>>720293228
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

>a full hour
I am not watching that shit live without a fast forward button

>>720292112
next two days will be really fun.

>Friday
>6am pt
Why do they always do this shit on my busiest days

>>720293495
I would kill for a new EO game.

>>720293382
>No Malamar gf to gaslight me about politics

>everyone is getting excited over more ports and remasters
You get what you deserve.

>>720293418
I enjoyed Bananza but was not obsessed with it like everyone else was. For me it was an 8/10.

>>720293504
Watch it live while shitposting with your friends on vee

>>720293504
Your typical tiktok celeri brain

>>720292501
I think Kirby, Pokemon and Metroid will be all they have until the end of the year desu.
I'm expecting to see Animal Crosing sooner rather than later because that has legs like Mario Kart.
I can't imagine Mario or Zelda will make an appearance before 2027.

>>720293547
just take a long shit, bro.

>>720291150
I'm up for work at 7 anyways so might as well

>>720293228
>15 minutes of farming sims
not a State of Play though.

PLEASE XENOBLADE DLC ABOUT SHULK FUCKING MELIA

>>720293573
Look at him and laugh at his no games station 5.

>>720293670
State of plays have more variety than farming sim and JRPGs tho

>>720293578
8/10 is being generous. I tried to get into it but the second boss had me casually walk up to it and hit the punch button, and nothing else, for 15 seconds because he was defeated. Dropped it right after that with zero desire to pick it up again. I’m gonna have to because $70 is still $70 but leave it to tendies to overhype this game like the second coming of Christ.

>>720291150
I have to get up early on Friday to have my blood drawn so it works out.

Please
PLEASE

>>720293769
The last one was like 75% medieval asia dark souls clones

>>720293573
keep saying it

>1 hour direct. 20 minutes more than the usual direct
The meltdown is going to be fun

>>720290565 (OP)
>direct on a friday
The fuck?

>>720293504
Directs are BUILT for second monitor cock

>>720293418
What? Is Iwata supposed to better with his 4th NSMB game and a 6 month draught?

>>720293875
Thursday is 9/11

I’m excited for that Mario Sunshine shadow drop that I can enjoy for the last few days of Summer.

>>720293875
>He forgot what day is thursday
Obama bimbalaben won...

>>720293871
inb4 another 30 minutes of Sakurai moaning about making games

>>720290819
NO MORE PORTS

I WANT NEW GAMES

I PLAYED THE OLD GAMES ALREADY

GIVE ME NEW GAMES

>>720293875
Tomorrow would be problematic

>>720293382
lmfao he's literally the big brain wojak

>>720293891
At least NSMB isnt a fetus game like Wonder is

>>720293958
MS Flight Sim confirmed

>>720293972
you are getting pretty desperate, macaco.

>>720293594
If I were talking about watching a show or a movie, this would make sense; but we're talking about watching an hour of advertisements, 99% of which will be stuff nobody cares about.

>>720291278
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’ve been disappointed enough to expect 2025 to come and go without a peep. Nintendo likes to drip feed and dodge questions.

it's still mindblowing to me that after the palworld thing there was literally no backlash whatsoever towards nintyranny
nintroons are the ultimate form of goycattle

>>720293908
>>720293940
>>720293958
All the more reason to celebrate the joyous day of american selfdefeat with some good and new games.
>tune in on this 9/11 for a Direct full of games that will keep you blasting and that you will never forget.

>>720294060
Lmao eric is already going all out

>>720291137
>snoy so used to not getting games the thought of games being announced angers him
kek

>>720293382
>tranny mon
Tendies like this shit?

One hour of Nintendo doing their best to make you not feel regret for buying Switch 2.

>>720293791
Please stop falseflagging.

>>720290565 (OP)
>not a 9/11 direct
Lame

>>720294092
Just goes to show how little people cared about it after the initial hype.

>>720290565 (OP)
>60 minutes
>6:00 AM on a Friday
Looks like a lot of people here will be late to the FFFFRIDAY MOTHAFUCKA threads.

The viewer falloff with Silksong finally out of the gate will be noticeable.

Can’t wait for games that look like they should be $30 but cost $70 and old games that are $30 now being ported to the switch for $70

>>720294092
>palworld thing

I'm going to honest with you, anon: No one actually cares.

>>720294092
What? You thought people were going to stop supporting nintendo because of some early access game people only played for a week? lmao

>>720293817
Omg

>>720292501
Pokémon is the big holiday title, you may not be excited for it, but it's gonna sell at least 10M+ copies.

Smash Ultimate Deluxe with new mind blowing characters please for the love of god. I need rosterfaggotry to return.

>he's already melting
i can't wait for the back to back assrape later this week.

Mark my words, Mother 2 remake a la Links Awakening

>>720294137
Well yeah, that the point of every direct, state of play, showcase, etc.

Castlevania 3D Collection.

Please Konami.

>>720293749
>if you don’t replay remasters and ports, you have a PS5
Son, re-read your post twice over and consider why you have a low IQ.

We don't care tendie, shitch poo flopped

This will be Eric's 9/11
His 911 times 911
829921

>longer than the switch 2 reveal direct
woah

>>720290565 (OP)
Point, laugh

>>720294279
Sakurai is too busy making Kirby and Nintendo is too chickenshit to let anyone else actually work on the property without him.

No Smash until 2028 at the earliest.

>>720294410
kek

>>720294351
I wish the Requiem collection would also leave the PS platforms and come to Switch and Steam.

>>720294351
So true sis, we need MORE ports. I want this old game on my Switch NOW!

>>720294283
The Brazilian anti-Nintendo glowie will throw a glowy melty over 3D Mario.

>>720294408
Who's we? you and nintendeen?

>>720294182
>>720294241
>>720294243
>second biggest ccv on steam
>30 million copies sold
>Merch, anime and even a TCG in the works
This isn't a flash in the pan as you tendies hoped it would be....

>>720294416
Can’t leftover Bamco guys handle it? You have fans making moveset mods for Smash games.

NONE OF YOU ARE READY

>>720294385
But us Ryoko chads have galaxy brain IQ

>>720294408
>we
>>720294480
his legions of demons. That's why he's so mentally ill.

>>720292059
Nice.

SMTVI please. V was so good.

>>720294498
For what? Xenoblade 4? Who the fuck cares man

>>720294498
XC2 DE

>>720294481
Will people still care about it 5 years from now?

I want a new Mario Baseball

>60 mins
>60 fucking minutes
It will be good

mario maker 3D would make me cum in my pants

>>720294559
DON'T FORG- DON'T FORGET- YOU'RE DONE! YOU'RE DONE! DON'T FORGET ME

>>720294106
>Tendies like this shit?
Not really. Pokefags hate Nintendo more than snoys do.
They have this weird thing where they buy whatever slop gamefreak shits out, blames Nintendo for all of gamefreaks problems and then buy the new slop gamefreak shits out.

>>720294481
>it's another anon who doesn't know what ccu implies or means
also guess which also had a merch and anime "in the works"

>>720294597
Yes. Especially if Pokemon keeps underdelivering

>>720294559
No thanks. Give us new content instead.

>>720294542
Massive seamless open world RPG new IP from MONOLITH SOFT

>>720294498
the first game I was introduced to them was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsCHlihgpoE

>>720294092
>>720294481
>leave the multi million dollar company alone!

>>720294451
>Valkyria Chronicles 4
Anon...?

ETRIAN ODYSSEY PLEASE BECOME REAL
I also want to see
Splatoon Raiders
Stray Children
Decapolice to re-emerge.

I also wouldn't mind Age of Calamity and Prime 4 demos.
And though I'll just get it on PC if there is no Switch version or if the Switch version is shit, but it'd be interesting to see if the Time Stranger Switch leak has real merit to it. Every other Digimon Story game had a handheld release for what it's worth.

And of course. I'd love something brand new that we don't know of yet to appear.

>>720294456
This, but unironically

>>720294720
Pocketpair is indie retard.

>>720294498
I hope they finally move on from Xenoblade.

>>720294728
I mean 5..damn

>>720294498
>>720294559
If they show anything here it will just be a free upgrade patch for XDE. They won't announce 2DE or X2 yet.

I like how, because one side is "multi million dollar company", they start to do shit they say they won't do like support AI, designs, and the like.

>>720294495
Logistically? Yes of course. But Sakurai's ego will not allow it.

>>720294481
You were just crying about how your shit game didn't affect nintendo at all, but keep coping how this game was good because it was popular for a week then everyone forgot about its existence

>>720294787
Was pretty funny when they actually tried to claim this and all the Japanese indie devs asked them what the fuck they were talking about.

MK WORLD DLC ANNOUNCEMENT OR SONIC IS FUCKING COOKING THEM HARD

>>720294620
It's the Mario anniversary year and the new movie is coming out. Much of that extra time is going to be fluff nobody cares about.

>>720294498
pls

>>720294787
>making franchise deals with Sony

They are not indie anymore.

>>720294816
No it will be a teaser of their new game. We need to know what theyre working on for Switch 2

So which game will become the new silksong now?

>>720294874
YOU FUCKS PROMISED ME PAULINE COSTUMES FOR BANANZA RELEASE WHERE ARE MY COSTUMES

>>720294920
A new Starfox game.

>>720294889
That was literally Zelda.

>>720290565 (OP)
oh boy i hope we get [weeb slop] and [children's slop] and [thinly veiled fetish slop] today

>>720294920
Metroid Prime 4 and FE Remake 4

>>720294706
>back then when Capcom and Namco put old, classic characters rather than modern shit, with most of Namco getting sidelined because Bandai
with that in mind I find it funny that, despite Reiji and Xiaomu being Namco characters, they're absolutely Bandai-coded and seamlessly fit in the SRW universe

>>720290565 (OP)
Palworld and Genshin. All hell will break loose

>>720294993
I know! I can't wait!

>>720294993
I like good games too. Imagine only having generic 3rd person actionslop.

Monster Hunter Rise 2 now that Capcom has lost faith in Wilds.

>>720295073
i don't touch that shit with a stick, but it will funny as fuck.

>>720290660
>no touch

>>720295034
I still remember when Nintendo revealed the fucking Metroid Prime 4 logo and Bayonetta 3 logo several years ago

FUCK

why does it feel like a famitsu thread already

>>720294993
>and [thinly veiled fetish slop] today
This but unironically.

>>720295213
because the macaco is melting hard.

>>720294415
I regret not saving the speculation thread from yesterday. There were some funny posts in there.

>>720293498

New Super Mario All-Stars OR New Super Mario Bros DS Remake

Either way, if they do a collection they should obviously remake all three using the same engine, porting those games straight from the DS, Wii and 3DS would be disgraceful, the textures would all look like absolute shit.

>>720291431
You’re the dumbass spouting your shitty term out of fucking nowhere

>>720294986
Screw that! Legend of Link!

>>720294415
did he said another shit like this?
maybe some of his fears will become reality.

>>720291461
I'd just like some more switch 2 upgrades and hopefully some more games coming to the switch 2 that aren't just 1 or 2 yearly AAA games.

>>720295283
It's through althoughever.

Nintendo won.

>>720291461
Megama- oh who am I kidding, Crapcom couldn’t even bother outsourcing it to indie devs like Atari did for Bubsy 4D

More remasters coming to Switch 1

>>720295383
Good on Tee for being proper, but he also is a Sega employee.

More ports than run at 16 fps oh boy I can't wait to play it on my bingtendo tablet 2!

>>720295226
He really hates fun, and real games that require skill.

Honestly, I don't care about Nintendo's modern slop but it would be cool if we get these games

>>720292059
1 hour direct let's goooo!

>>720295506
isn't glover and forsaken already on the nso?

>>720294920
Elden Ring 2

I’m MeliaSISSY, humbly kneel before NiacCHADS.

>>720295398
Nintendo plans on keeping the Switch alive by denying Switch 2 devkits to developers. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out.

Paulineschizo should kill himself NOW

>>720291601
>New 3D Mario

Okay Nin10doland

>>720295557
Only forsaken

Glover already has a "remaster" on Switch but it's not on NSO

>>720295631
Why?

>>720295506
I'd kill for them to add Conker.

I hope we get a new Pokemon Ranger game, it'd be cool with mouse controls
I'm still pissed we never got one on Wii U

1 hour show of nothing lets goooooo

>2 days early announcement
>1 hour long
so it's time, right directed by sakurai and studio s

Am I really gonna skip my first two classes for this

>>720295623
20ccs of haloperidol for this guy.

>>720295783
Man, Sony is porting all of their games to Switch 2!?

>>720295794
That would be a god tier announcement.

>>720295631
We are in a glorious new era

>>720295631
Worst poster in these threads. Well it’s a tie between him and that other mentally ill faggot calling everyone who doesn’t suck Nintendo’s dick macaco

>>720293716
Meds

DANCE, MACACO! DANCE AND CHIMP OUT SOME MORE FOR US!
YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT!

>>720295509
Sploon Raiders release date so I can see my big titty brown wife again.

>>720295881
macaco

>>720295881
Samefags should be a bannable offense

>>720294816
>implying 2DE
Btw you will NEVER be a woman.

>>720295934
There’s no way they’re the same person.

>>720291968
>>720292037
>>720292228

That’s because Thursday is 9/11 and Advance Wars had the unfortunate timing on releasing a day before it in 2001

Also back in 2018 a September Direct got delayed and Smash fans were speculating that the Earthquake in Japan meant Isaac would be revealed and Nintendo thought it would be insensitive to do that, Ultimate pre-release speculation was something else, also it’s the same time Bowsette got created because of a Super Crown power up in New Soup U Deluxe

>>720295698
Don't respond to daisyfags.

>>720295983
Ok.

>>720295862
kek

>>720294810
>odyssey 2
Wasn't the dev team busy with Bonanza? Even if it is real, the release won't be anytime soon. I wish it isn't.
>Valkyria Chronicles 5
Hahaha
>Trauma Center
HAHAHAHA
>Layton
That's a given. Level-5 already said there will be a playable demo on TGS.
>2 FE tiles
Someone's delusional.
>one of them is the Genealogy remake
Man, I like Genealogy but I wish you fags would stop parroting that. Unlike Gaiden, Genealogy is perfectly good as-is, and is available on both Switch 1 and 2 (in japan at least).

>>720295881
>he doesn't think Eric/macaco is real
People are bad about assigning the labels to anyone talking ill of Nintendo but believe me both of them are very real.

this is it broskies smash 6 !!

>>720295902
I hope the next idols are cuter

>One of the rumored "Three 7s" is SC7
FUCKING PLEASE

>>720295941
By 2DE I mean a Switch 2 edition of 2 coming out at the 10 year anniversary in two years. I'm not sure if it will be called a Definitive Edition or not.

>>720294481
>sold
You mean "players"

>>720296070
>SC7
What?

>>720296038
Looking at what they did with 8 years of dev time i don’t want the odyssey team making anything else again. I’m wondering if odyssey was a fluke.

>>720296070
soul calibur?
it fucking sucks since 3.

>>720296070
Starcraft 7! LET'S GO!

Man, I can’t believe the next Musou is wasted yet again on Breath of the Wild slop. Like seriously, come the fuck on. We could have gotten Pokemon Warriors or even Mushroom Kingdom Warriors. Both would have so much potential. Hell, even FEH Warriors would be based.

>>720292059
CMON RAIDERS

New 3D Mario game chances?

>>720296105
YWNBAW

Here's hoping we get a Pauline game, or a new Mario vs. Donkey Kong with Bananza Pauline.

>>720296123
Moron

>>720294986
No it wasn't, you idiot, it's for a recruitment page that's separate from their Zelda or Xenoblade recruitment page

>>720296049
Wait eric and macaco are the same guys now? This shits way too confusing.

>>720296038
>>720296123
Retards.

>>720296038
>Man, I like Genealogy but I wish you fags would stop parroting that.
FE4 remake has been rumored for years, and was alongside Dong getting a new game. Also not everyone emulates, and the fucking thing has never been localized.

It's not at all unreasonable to think its coming

As a trans woman this is the best news I've heard in a while

>>720296065
I hope it's a K pop boy band.

>>720294986
it wasn't

>So there you have it. Monolith Soft have been working since at least mid 2017 on a new action game IP in a medieval fantasy setting and it's apparently not a small side project but something they want to turn into a worldwide success.

>Finally, there's been recent findings showing that whatever this game is they're still working on it and it therefore hasn't been cancelled:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/azamoyski/

Why the console faggotry? Almost every showcase for every system has like one good game(if that) in a pile of shit these days

Okay so what are the leaks

>>720296174
Very high.
It's his 40th Anniversary.

>>720296146
How does Nintendo get away with consistently putting such slutty designs into Splatoon when Puritans lose their shjt over even a hint lf skin in other stuff

>>720292059
New Direct Feature Length Film

This was just lazy low effort quickly thrown together but you get the point, 1 hour direct is pretty generous and next year will be our next direct most likely

>>720296241
I'm not sure genealogy of the holy incest opportunities will ever get a remake.

>>720296284
My dick is leaking

>>720296121
>>720296127
Yes, Soul Calibur, and fuck you, SC4 and 6 were good.
It doesn't deserve to stay dormant in Bamco's basement

>>720296134
On one hand I want it to flop so Nintendo moves on from that but if it does flop I'm worried Nintendo's take away is that people don't want more Musou form their IPs, I was going to buy AoI but the more I know about it the more I'm sure to skip it.

Prime 4 release date. There is literally no fucking point to a new Direct this far into 2025 otherwise. They should've had it in the last one.

>>720290565 (OP)
Goddamn, the "no direct this week" copers were coping so hard about there never being directs on a Friday, despite there being multiple in the past, that they're still ITT saying it's never happened before.

>>720290565 (OP)
Still remember when this shit used to be more relevant, now only nintenfags care about it.

>>720296278
Dude, have you clicked on your own link recently? It says that he worked on TOTK

>>720296283
>why are people who likes games excited for new games?

>youtube throws some day-old video by a nobody at me
>titled "are nintendo directs dead?"
i know youtube wanted me to engage with it and make a "this aged poorly" comment, and that pisses me off. give me entertaining content, not attempts at getting me to use the site like social media

>>720296324
You say that like Fates doesn't exist

>>720291542
>Took this week off over a month ago
>Coincidentally Silksong is announced to be coming out then too
>Now this

>>720292516
Hell gimmie fucking Rockman & Forte

>>720296324
The modern FE fan would not be able to handle the great BBQ

>>720296278
Thanks for proving me right, lmao.

>>720294498
new IP instead xenoshit please

>>720296387
>now only nintenfags care about it.
Everyone else is busy seething at the only console with games yeah, I'm aware.

>>720296195
No. They're different individuals.

>>720296406
give those channels a "do not recommend this channel". You will fuck up their algorithm.

>>720296339
Harada hates SC because it takes attention away from Tekken

Super Rosalina Galaxy soon!

>>720296387
>Troonball

>>720296406
youtube is social media bro

>inb4 it's not

ask Australia

Mario's 40th birthday would be thz perfect occasion to present his wife and daughter...

>>720296445
is the GBA port better?

>>720292982
THESE, these would be a nice apology for IF MP4 gets delayed AGAIN somehow but either way, it would be nice to have the whole trilogy playable on Switch in the lead up to the 4th game

>>720296515
based

>>720296465
What exactly do you think modern FE games are like? Do you genuinely think they're otome games at this point?

>no one cares
>1k waiting for a video that will happen in 48 hours

>>720296174
the direct is 60 minutes, i'd be shocked if there wasn't an entire mini segment dedicated to bing's 40th

>>720296406
It's time to stop using vanilla YouTube bro. Embrace Newpipe and free yourself from the algorithm.

>>720294498
Is it gonna be woke and censored like Xenoblade Chronicles 3?

Can we finally get fucking prime 4 already

>>720296591
No other FE literally.massacres your entire party halfway through

>>720296593
can you link me that, anon-chama?

>>720291150
I get up 5:30 am for waging, so I'll watch what I can before work.

>>720296648
FE has unit deaths all the time

>>720296414
Birthright and Conquest kind of do, Revelations does not anymore.

>>720291150
I watch 6am every day without alarm.

>>720296648
FE3H literally has you do that, albeit you can avoid it if you play your cards right, but still.

>>720296656
Surezo
https://www.youtube.com/live/tWIEv_aksvo?si=YjK92UJ2fctZfBYg

>>720293504
Livechat will come in handy for entertainment whenever something uninteresting gets shown, I remember one time when a Guardians of the Galaxy game got shown, a chat member called it Guardians of the Cringefest. It’s stuck with me all these years

>>720296687
That has nothing to do with what I said dumbass

>>720294640
What did happen to the planned stuff anyway?

>>720291462
It's just a popular family friendly cartoon for children. Chill retard.

>>720296618
I'm expecting a black protagonist, I will skip if that is the case.

Any news if this will cover the rest of 2025 or mostly focus on '26?

>>720296705
And nobody likes Revelations or considers it canon

>>720294559
Too early, wait for Switch 3 and quadruple down on ray tracing and make it 4k120hz.

>>720293498
>all of the Mario games I never bothered playing

Goddammit

>>720296760
Okay retard

>>720296743
>not a rickroll
>not a link edited over your image.
you fucked up anon.

thank you.

I hope they change directs formula a bit. Nothing drastic, but maybe new visuals and sound designs to mark the new generation. New voices too the english ones are cringe.

>>720294092
Nintendo announcing this direct is to make sure people don’t hate them for their patent lawsuit nonsense, Nintendo always does a band-aid fix. When they used to take down OSTs from YouTube they’d follow up with an announcement of some sort

>>720296618
yes, next xenoblade will have homosexual protagonist & faggot romance.
enjoy your pozzed game

>>720296940
I just want a new announcer, I don't like this new guy. What was wrong with the old one? I liked him.

>>720296952
>don’t hate them for their patent lawsuit nonsense
They filed a patent, there was no lawsuit. There has never been a lawsuit except for patent trolling in Japan, and an actual infringement in the palworld case.

>>720296754
I still remember the Assassin's Creed twitch and everyone kept spamming
WE WUZ KANGS
SO YOU BE SAYING

>>720296940
I think they redid the intro.

>>720296940
Things have changed a bit visually, ever since the Switch 2 Direct in April, and as seen in the Partner Direct whenever the fuck that was

>>720294498
Why the fuck does their logo look like one of those movie company logos you see when watching a movie and it showing all the companies who worked on said movie?

>>720296952
>This hour long edited presentation with heavy input from third parties and partners? Yeah they put this together just now to distract the public (by which I mean terminally online /v/ermin and Predditors) from some esoteric patent publication.

>>720294638
Nah pokefags hate gamefreak as much as the other guys.
But they'll buy it anyway.

>>720297008
It's our time yaoi enjoyers

>>720297114
>why logo looks like a logo.
it's a mystery.

>>720297114
Cause Monolith's RPG are very cinematic

>>720294971
If nothing for Star Fox gets shown this time, not even NSO games, can we declare the series being dead for real this time and move on?

>>720290819
bro they run at 45 fps @ 720p now instead of 30 fps at 360p. this in incredible technical innovation!

>>720297114
>Why does a company logo look like logo
It's a grand question

>sales tomorrow
>direct the day after
Someone is going to need a bigger gay black porn folder to spam...

>>720297280
Enough about the PS3 games on PS5 though

Nintendeen video in 1...2...3....

>>720297294
We need to go into every one of those threads and call him out by name.
I've been doing my part.

>>720297272
Wait until next year, when Zero turns 10 and it'll offically be the longest pause in the franchise's history

>>720295506
Hell yeah part of me is somewhat excited for the NSO part of the direct but I wanna be the only one to say

GIVE UPDATE 1.7 TO F-ZERO 99

We got this back in April

>>720294971
>>720297272
>Star Fox is dead
No, they are Smash characters now. Just like Captain Falcon, Ness and Lucas.

>>720291461
MH3U remaster for Switch 2.

>>720297342
Do you think that Nintendeen might have glowie connections?

>>720297375
Last time I laughed at him by name i got a ban.

>>720296070
Seventh Paper Mario game

>>720297475
NTA but new F-Zero 99 content would be such a good announcement. I still play that game every week.

I need more weeb games

>>720292059
Oh boy

>>720297524
Maybe.

>>720297524
nah.
he's just a fucking retard.

>>720297475
Have they ever added more machines to 99? Seems like a no brainer considering F Zeros huge cast of characters.

>>720297008
A Xenoblade game with a gay romance between the MC and Malos sounds really enticing, ngl

>>720297272
Unless there's some grand break though it probably dead

>>720292059
Probably ~15ish minutes of Mario stuff for the anniversary and the rest is a normal direct

>>720297542
I don't want to get warned or banned either, I'm also not racist.
That's why I call him the anti-Nintendo Brazilian guy.

>>720297560
>There actually are six Paper Mario games
O-oh...oh fuck....

>>720297524
His audio quality tells me yes, but his video "I bought multiple copies of Silksong" tell me no. THEY fear the $20 deal.

>>720292501
Prime 4 is most likely a December release, I doubt there'll be anything else for 2025

>>720297198
if the pattern were right that each xenoblade cater to a specific audiences then next xeno will pander to fujo audiences. next XB will be a sausagefest

>>720296174
Shut the fuck up!!

>>720297524
>>720297585
>hurdurr YouTube ragebaiter has to be a glowie
The fuck is with you people? He's not seetheposting on a mongolian fishing forum 24/7. He's posting videos on YouTube because it makes him money, because there's a huge audience of people with NDS. Occan's razor.

I need some Mario Kart World DLC.

>>720297768
i don't mind if it is something kino like the rose of Versailles.

>>720297737
I also think Fritanga might be a glowie or have glowie connections.

i wonder if anything announced will also be released to the Switch 1

>>720297795
Shut up glow.

Are we expecting some kind of new Mario compilation game for the 40th anni and to fill the gap in the release schedule for September?

>>720297795
*Occam's razor, god fucking dammit

>>720296134
I hope it sells like shit in order to send a message, and with the higher prices of games it probably will, also mosou fatigue between Zelda and FE has already set in

>>720297913
Yeah. Possibly even shadow dropped after the Direct.

I want a collection of all the 2D Mario games done in the Wonder artstyle for the 40th anniversary.

>>720297845
https://youtu.be/uLyL_fUPzlM?feature=shared

>>720297937
>twitter screenshot
kys.

>>720296387
I’m surprised you’re not complaining about them announcing it on their shitty app

>Skipping 9/11 for the rare Friday Direct
MGR Remastered maybe

>>720297839
Same, as long the story is good I'm fine with it

>>720297876
Probably not, but there's good reason to believe they'll show new Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi Life footage which are on the Switch.

>>720296398
Eslkun I believe you're very confused by my statement

>>720297937
I wouldn't have minded a proper HW2 full of fanservice and more Cia / Lana / Linkle / Volga but fuck the botw setting

>>720296562
https://youtu.be/aIc_6y7FsM0?si=xoIeU-ncj00ejvyz

>>720297732
What do you mean? There's Paper Mario, TTYD, Super, and Paper Jam.

>>720298158
Im really afraid with BOTWs explosive sales co.pared to the rest of the series that BOTW Hyrule us gonna become THE Hyrule now instead of just A Hyrule

>>720296134
>Mushroom Kingdom Warriors.
Why do people want this?

>>720296887
Cute!

>>720291150
I got Eastern timezone so its 9am, I dont got work or nuffin' that day so it'll be nice

>>720298328
lucky!

>>720298278
I’m really expecting for the next full 3D Zelda to shift to a new Hyrule like always, but can we really expect that?

>>720296656
>can you link me that, anon-chama?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIEv_aksvo

>>720296940
I liked the Bananza Direct narrator he sounded very enthusiastic and soulful with his delivery. Like even he was excited for Bananza

>>720298278
Yeah, kinda like the persona / persona 5 effect, where people don't even care about SMT or even persona in general, just persona 5 and that's all the persona team kept releasing for a while

>>720291443
very true lol

>>720298382
ty, anon.

>>720296134
They are remasting a PS2 Dynasty Warriors title and making a big story DLC for DWOrigins. It's not going anywhere

>>720297937
I mean the biggest selling Musou is AoC

>>720298197
I understand wanting to block them out, but why would you choose to remember Paper Jam and not Origami King?

Will we get a new RPG for Switch 2 from any Nintendo franchise? The only switch 2 nintendo RPG so far is Legends Z-A

>>720298585
Monolith soft are cooking

>>720298585
probably

>>720297484
>No, they are Smash characters now. Just like Captain Falcon, Ness and Lucas.

Don’t forget Min Min

How would you feel about Arms 2

>>720298713
>My game is..forgotten...

>>720298649
They aren't ready to show anything new yet.

>>720297626
If you haven’t played it since release it added spinning to protect yourself and push away other players, traditional boost meter and the Skyway. We used to get daily threads back when it first released, it was the best and comfiest time to be on /v/

>Arms 2
>Min Min is the main character
>Spring Man is now a hobo edgelord who got his reputation ruined by the smash trailer
damn

>>720299035
>ARMS 2
damn

>>720296562
if you dont wanna deal with emulation or fan translations or repo carts and just wanna play the game on og hardware. Yes the GBA version is fine. It is poorly translated and does have some screen crunch issues. Personally I like the ost better of GBA. Thing is alot of the "cheap hits" are in both versions. I've beaten the GBA version twice as megaman. Its not as bad as people make it out

>>720299153
Literally the most underrated and overhated Megaman game

>>720298713
How would Min Min react to this?

>>720291461
>HOPES:
DUSKBLOODS information
Pikmin 4 Switch 2 Edition
>COPES
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Remaster ala Metroid Prime Remastered for Mario’s 40th.
Pikmin 4 Switch 2 Edition is very likely and is desperately needed.
Duskbloods will receive information that confirms it isn’t just more multiplayer PVP slop and actually has some semblance of an RPG campaign.

>>720299283
fucking kek

>>720298180
based video essay
>>720297272
Didn't read ur post, nice fur, post more
>>720298197
They just HAVE to finish the sticker star trilogy

>>720299285
i wish we get a pikmin 4 switch 2 update.

>>720298713
ngl i actually would be pretty hyped to see an Arms 2. It wasn't a bad idea just didnt have enough going on.

>>720299539
It has a good foundation but fighting games are a dying genre like rail shooters. Best to stick to Smash and move on.

>>720299283
This is kinda hot but unhinged as fuck

Anyone else a little disappointed with the MP4 reveal? Seems like it would've been fine back in 2014 or so on switch or wii u, but after waiting 1.5 decades I was expecting some modern sophistication. Maybe MP5 will actually be the game I'm waiting for.

>>720300217
MP4 just comes across as the the same previous games but this time Samus has Telekinesis powers, I hope it’s explained how she gets them via gameplay

>>720300217
I like ps2 era games, small scale, smaller rooms and maps, fucking hate everything going bigger, louder, open world, etc. I played the remaster as my first time with the prime series and it holds up really well to this day.

>>720296618
Please fuck off
>everything isn't a giant titty monster?
>CENSORED CENSORED
I hate coomers so much it's unreal.

>>720300929
Have you fucking played anything before ‘16. If you consider that a “titty monster” I can only imagine the hilarious jokes you’d make about back pain with any female before then. It’s absolutely censored

>>720291462
It's a reasonably well written action rom/com for teenage girls with very nice animation

>>720300929
Man shut the fuck up you loser.

>>720301072
I bet you having not played Xeno 1 that there's absolutely nothing like Pyra/Mythra in it. There's nothing "woke" or censored about 3 except that it doesn't appeal to the pornsick.

>>720301336
>If a game has sexy girls it's lel porn
kill yourself. With a shotgun.

>>720301385
That's not what I said. Show me characters from 1 with tits like Pyra/Mythra.

>>720301542
I'm not playing this debatebro shit. you are insane. You just said every game pre wii is for porn because you can't stand a girl having big tits or showing a panty shot. You are fucking insane. KILL YOURSELF