>>6317261
>A very special stick. Through monster powers, your trusty rebar piece was bound to you, like your shell. It becomes capable of reflecting most attacks, of being crossed with almost any melee weapon, and of being used in combat arts.
We'll use our almighty stick to beat the casual filth and their precious videogames into DUST. The culmination of our righteous anger, our holy mission, and our conviction is concentrated into this ultimate rebar that no other monster is worthy of wielding. Yield before Moldy McMoldface, FAGGOTS!