Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:30:39 AM
No.536721501
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/hdg/ - Helldivers General
Halo Edition? More like GAY-LO Edition
>Previous: 
>>536669171
>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt
>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/
>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png
>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview
>MAJOR NEWS
Aug 26 ODST Warbond 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7So
>LATEST PATCH
Aug 5 1.003.202 
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:31:55 AM
No.536721590
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:32:54 AM
No.536721659
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>>536721752
 
This is how light armors should be with hulks
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:33:08 AM
No.536721680
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I need to do a dive with my big titty milf mod before the update drops
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:33:15 AM
No.536721686
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Patch soon omg omg!!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:33:55 AM
No.536721735
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>>536721941
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:34:12 AM
No.536721752
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>>536730278
 
>>536721659
I remember as a kid thinking I was hot shit I could do just that or jump over them and smack their back when they did their melee attack
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:34:15 AM
No.536721760
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Half hour makeout and mutual fap session with Eravin before the ODST warbond drops!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:35:07 AM
No.536721823
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warbond in 30 minutews
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:35:22 AM
No.536721845
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:35:50 AM
No.536721875
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>>536721957
 
>suppressed pistol
I mean, I guess it could be handy if you want a "serious business" primary but have the option for stealth with your secondary. I can't imagine it would do a lot of damage per round, it would probably require headshots to kill chaff in a single shot. Maybe it could be useful for taking down Troopers in patrols before they can call in, but definitely not against bugs or squids.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:35:55 AM
No.536721879
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Mr Botdanoff, ze hedivers 'ave all installed and uzed ze cheat
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:36:08 AM
No.536721896
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Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device.
 
>>536721735
>Not until 7am CST the halo warbond drops for me
Alright back to sleep for me then
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:36:53 AM
No.536721957
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>>536722704
 
>>536721875
If it doesn't alert patrols it'd actually be pretty a-okay
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:36:57 AM
No.536721963
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any good femboy audios for when patch comes out?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:37:00 AM
No.536721967
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One and a half hour until extreme melties not seen since freedom lame.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:37:26 AM
No.536721995
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>>536721660
Me too, they are just boring after only a few missions.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:37:39 AM
No.536722024
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EAGLE STORM! WOOO WOOO WOOO WOO!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:37:50 AM
No.536722043
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:39:07 AM
No.536722131
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>>536722287
 
Oh god, is today the day?
>Crossplay: OFF
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:40:12 AM
No.536722220
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>>536722575
 
20 minutes until zero hour
I will be promptly joining d3 missions to show off all our cool tech to the newbs
 
>AH releases customer feedback survey
>One of the questions was about the Galactic war
>Joel suddenly chimps out and spams unwinnable defenses
I guess the feedback wasnt in his favor. Also how much do you want to bet that they made a bunch of planets invaded because they think we will be liberating planets left and right but in their retardation they forgot they made it based on active player %?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:40:52 AM
No.536722264
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>>536722364
 
>level 50 squid defense
>meanwhile, New Stockholm surrounded by 2 layers of illuminate controlled planets
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:41:00 AM
No.536722272
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>>536722492
 
>>536721941
what the fuck is that fanart lmao
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:41:09 AM
No.536722279
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>>536722493
 
I feel like direct fire damage needs to be buffed. The flamethrower just feels bad in close range and fire pools can practically be ignored. I wish I had a nozzle option that let me jet flames 50-100% further in a super tight spread.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:41:16 AM
No.536722287
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>>536722131
if you enter matchmaking with crossplay off you can still enter games hosted by pc players who have crossplay on. If you're the first person to join the lobby, you may still encounter consoleGODs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:41:35 AM
No.536722309
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With the event imminent now is as good a time as any to offer a couple Vs comparisons: Chief among them being Helldiver vs odst but also:
Brute chief Vs Fleshmob
Stalker vs Spec ops elite.
Grunt vs SEAF
Banshee vs Stingray
Phantom Vs Warp ship
Overseer vs Blue Elite
Charger Vs Hunter
Leviathan vs Scarab
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:42:19 AM
No.536722364
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>>536722264
Joel will never let his Mary Sue nation suffer any consequences in his rigged galactic war
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:26 AM
No.536722452
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>>536722605
 
what are the chances they intentionally make balance worse to distract from monetization and content?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:45 AM
No.536722474
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>puts on PP armor
Dayumn, these new bucks make a super negro acting up
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:50 AM
No.536722486
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>Posted it again
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:54 AM
No.536722492
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>>536724442
 
>>536722272
Move along normie, this general ain't for you!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:43:55 AM
No.536722493
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>>536722279
The ergo kills it for me, and shit runs too fast to die to fire. Amazing though for slow enemies like warriors n shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:44:19 AM
No.536722524
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I am boosting Xbox players to diff 10 all month for free
my motivation is spite against you all
 
>>536722260
>>AH releases customer feedback survey
>>One of the questions was about the Galactic war
>>Joel suddenly chimps out and spams unwinnable defenses
couldn't have anything at all to do with the massive fucking release hours away that will cause a huge influx of new and returning players, no sir.
retard
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:45:00 AM
No.536722575
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>>536722220
get ready to be shot for "stealing samples"
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:45:25 AM
No.536722605
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>>536722452
>Make shit worse on top of other shit that would rile up everyone.
That sounds retarded. So likely.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:46:10 AM
No.536722667
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>>536721957
The way suppressed weapons in this game work (last I checked), enemies don't immediately get alerted to your position the moment you fire a shot, but the impact of the round will draw their attention. I suspect that enemies that are killed near another enemy will cause them to aggro on you regardless of sound, but we'll have to see. It's kind of hard to trust the evidence when the only "stealth" weapon currently in the game causes an explosion upon impact.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:47:28 AM
No.536722752
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>>536722535
Anon, the liberation rate is percentage based...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:48:31 AM
No.536722838
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>>536722535
>Doesnt know how liberation works
>Confidently calls other people retards
Oh shit, guys! We have an Arrowhead dev here!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:48:47 AM
No.536722856
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:48:49 AM
No.536722858
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>>536722937
 
IT'S UP
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:33 AM
No.536722915
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>>536722704
Kinda want to see how effective a smoke + suppressed smg build would be
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:46 AM
No.536722929
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>>536722704
Patrols work kinda differently. Where they all get alerted at once. Silent weapons like throwing knives and other throwables wont mass alert the patrol. So being able to silently snipe them from afar would be pretty nice.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:49:52 AM
No.536722937
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>>536722858
Yeah up your ass lmao
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:50:01 AM
No.536722947
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:50:22 AM
No.536722969
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>>536723114
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:52:01 AM
No.536723072
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:52:44 AM
No.536723114
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>>536722969
>Fag bay
>GAR harem
>Ga(y)tria
>Transdor
Wow...
 
 
>Helldivers 2 (131 GB) is bigger than FF14, (110GB) a dialogue heavy MMO thats been running for 10 years.
What the FUCK are they doing?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:53:44 AM
No.536723183
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>>536723124
Something something texture files duplicated 128 times
 
 
goys I forgot I hadn't finished the control group warbond and just blew my load of medals on it, and now I have none left for the 1337 halo pack
wat do
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:54:11 AM
No.536723225
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>>536723193
play the game
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:54:19 AM
No.536723234
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>>536723124
Also bigger than the entire Mass Effect trilogy!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:54:36 AM
No.536723258
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>>536723389
 
>>536723124
countless amounts of textures, and not even high res ones, duplicated for classic HDD storage ease of use, despite the game ostensibly being developed for SSD consoles. we're talking dozens of GB of bloat.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:55:48 AM
No.536723336
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5 minutes
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:56:15 AM
No.536723367
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odst warbond is going to be ass
they'll stagger the title update's content again and totally fuck it up
sorry to bring you the bad news, but you know this is how it's going to go down
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:56:21 AM
No.536723374
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>>536723213
Tell those fucking swiggers to get back to work right the fuck now, this is not a cause for celebration, NIGGA YOUR GAME IS FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN
 
 
>>536723124
>>536723258
I genuinely believe Helldivers 2 would have been better served with an aesthetic more in-line with the first game. Or even just chase a look more akin to a PS1 throwback, the chase for realism is just destructive to the vision this game was chasing. It means lower enemy counts, it means lower amounts of explosions, it means less engaging maps.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:56:34 AM
No.536723391
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:56:39 AM
No.536723397
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>>536723213
Look at those Swedes working so hard on our game! They look like they could use a vacation right about now! Paid, ofcourse!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:57:04 AM
No.536723438
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D10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241930521127/76561199129186530
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:57:25 AM
No.536723465
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>>536723193
if we win this MO(we will, as Joel intended thanks to our fellow XGODS) youll have 150 free medals. Just wait
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:57:43 AM
No.536723482
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>>536723586
 
How do we fix gay contrarianism?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:58:10 AM
No.536723509
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>>536723213
Youve been spotted
 
 
>you'll be shitting your pants later today
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:59:09 AM
No.536723581
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>>536723669
 
>>536723389
Sony would've probably been a bit of a bitch about that since they want to push PS5s and next-gen shit. Arrowhead started with goddamn Magicka and it looks in line with HD1 (and their games have always been jankfests), I'm not a negative fuck like some people but it's clear HD2 was probably a bit too ambitious for trying to be what it is.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 9:59:12 AM
No.536723586
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>>536723482
by spawning more assault striders
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:00 AM
No.536723640
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ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP NIIIIIIIIIGGAAAAAAAS
PANTS STATUS PANTS STATUS PANTS STATUS????????????
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:08 AM
No.536723658
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>>536723578
in 1 minute no less
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:22 AM
No.536723668
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Im Indian
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:25 AM
No.536723669
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>>536723581
>>536723389
The upside to the Xbox release is, "hopefully", Arrowhead was forced to do some fucking optimizing thanks to the Xbox One S.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:00:58 AM
No.536723715
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Patch where
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:01:06 AM
No.536723725
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it's over
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:01:32 AM
No.536723764
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>>536723564
>Jeet CEO
>obsessed with human shit
Tracks.
 
 
Only announcement so far.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:01:50 AM
No.536723797
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>>536723578
Too late for that, chuddy. 
Gonna cry?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:01:52 AM
No.536723802
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>>536723564
I have ulcerative colitis and this kind of talk is really making me nervous...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:24 AM
No.536723838
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>>536723778
so xbox players are now online? no patch required for it I guess?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:26 AM
No.536723841
[Report]
 
Yep, mods are broken again
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:28 AM
No.536723847
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>>536724023
 
>1.6 gigs
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:02:39 AM
No.536723862
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>>536723564
shut the fuck up persian dog you'll just break all mods again for another shitshow of a patch
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:03:20 AM
No.536723914
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>>536724004
 
>>536723778
what a stupid time to release
everyone's working or sleeping
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:03:57 AM
No.536723975
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>xboxGODS bailing out pcsissies
we're not worthy
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:04 AM
No.536723982
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UPDATE
RESTART STEAM
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:17 AM
No.536723997
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>>536728292
 
>>536723778
>israel flag, trans flag, pregnant man
What did they mean by this?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:21 AM
No.536724004
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>>536724265
 
>>536723914
>10AM in Sweden 
Looks perfectly fine to me ;)))))
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:04:34 AM
No.536724023
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>>536723847
They added the robutt
>MORT
>"IM FUCKING A ROBUTT, MORTY 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:05:17 AM
No.536724082
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I will gladly lead the new arrivals
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:05:26 AM
No.536724095
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>A nothing burger with extra nothing sauce
They got to spend the day partying instead of fixing the game btw
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:05:32 AM
No.536724102
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>>536724151
 
Updated the game. There's no new warbond. It's over...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:06:14 AM
No.536724151
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>>536724229
 
>>536724102
The Warbond is 1pm, this is just the Xbox release right now.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:16 AM
No.536724229
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>>536724151
It's early...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:38 AM
No.536724252
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>>536724063
Is this an image for flandlanders?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:39 AM
No.536724254
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>Reverted status effects' strength
AAAAAAAAAAAH
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:43 AM
No.536724262
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I stayed up until 1am for nothing....
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:45 AM
No.536724265
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>>536724004
are you retarded? everyone's working in sweden, if you can call what they do working
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:07:59 AM
No.536724283
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>the illuminate forces being so dogshit that not even xboners will want to stop their advance
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:08:22 AM
No.536724317
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Collab when?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:09:47 AM
No.536724404
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>>536724063
they really need to uncompress their downloads
shit takes too long to copypaste and fails 50% of the time, taking even longer to correct
maybe an xbox store version would download faster because they usually have uncompressed downloads instead of patchers
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:10:15 AM
No.536724442
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>>536724627
 
>>536722492
>Call others normies but also begged for buffs just like the normies.
Curious.
 
 
Yes... The Xbox release really happened
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:11:38 AM
No.536724545
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>>536724475
We know, dipshit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:11:45 AM
No.536724554
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>Still nothing in the patch notes
Hmmmmmmmmm
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:11:53 AM
No.536724569
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>>536735132
 
....So that was it?
Damn, they really ain't done shit have they?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:00 AM
No.536724578
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HHNNNNNGGGGG MY PANTS.... THEY'RE HNNNGGG OVERFLOWING....
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:03 AM
No.536724584
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Patch Notes doko
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:11 AM
No.536724592
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where patch notes
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:13 AM
No.536724594
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>>536725031
 
>peep the steam announcement comments yo
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:31 AM
No.536724625
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Xbox is here
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:12:33 AM
No.536724627
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>>536724442
Begged for buffs? Anon I didn't beg for anything from AH, I'm a Darktide player.
 
 
so is there a reason why HD updates takes so long ton install
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:07 AM
No.536724674
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>>536724835
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SVVEDENIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
I...I don't see no update for my game
Am i bricked ?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:30 AM
No.536724708
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ITS COOOMING
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:33 AM
No.536724712
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I'm hoping for eruptor nerfs so you niggers will finally shut up about it
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:39 AM
No.536724721
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>>536724891
 
>>536724687
yeah you're blacklisted you better uninstall sorry
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:13:41 AM
No.536724726
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>>536724475
Yes... Helldivers 2™ is on Xbox now.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:15 AM
No.536724774
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>>536724891
 
>>536724687
Shouldn't have pocket all them illegitimate SC bwo...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:17 AM
No.536724776
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So... content?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:20 AM
No.536724783
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MY PANTS HAVE BEEN SHITTED
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:20 AM
No.536724784
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>>536724891
 
>>536724687
Restart Steam to force a check for updates. If you already did then you're fucked and need to come back later.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:40 AM
No.536724809
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No changes…
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:40 AM
No.536724810
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>>536724659
Needs to decompress and duplicate itself four times for optimization purposes, saar.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:14:44 AM
No.536724814
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>>536725006
 
PANTS STATUS???????????????????????
 
>>536724674
STOP LYING TO ME THERE ARE NO PATCHES, THERE ARE NO FIXES, THERE ISNT ANYTHING FUCKKKKK
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:02 AM
No.536724839
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>>536724659
Sorry, every single texture and model in the game has to be downloaded literally dozens of times each.
Swedish reasons, you understand.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:19 AM
No.536724863
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update was just them adding the warbond shit into the files
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:30 AM
No.536724873
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NOOOOOO MY MODS
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:44 AM
No.536724891
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>>536724774
>>536724721
NYOOOO I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DOWNLOADED THAT TROJAN 
>>536724784
Update pop up right after i post kek
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:47 AM
No.536724898
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>>536725089
 
>>536724835
where do you live anon
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:53 AM
No.536724912
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Super Credits arrow mod is the only mod I have causing crashes.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:15:54 AM
No.536724913
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WTF ALL MY SC DISAPPEARED
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:16:07 AM
No.536724929
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anyone see any new enemies?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:16:22 AM
No.536724948
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>>536724659
they have small downloads with extreme compression for third worlders and states with bad infrastructure regulations but have to uncompress and copypaste the files several times over which is a massive bottleneck because the compression algorithms are hard capped to a certain data rate by design
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:17:03 AM
No.536724994
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2nd serverside patch in 45 mins.
 
>>536724814
Friendly reminder to my fellow divers to turn crossplay back on in order to kidnap level 1 xnigs and take them to D10
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:17:22 AM
No.536725015
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I told you all nothing else had been said. They would've done more than just talk about Xbox release and the warbond or at least had build up besides the shit invasion fronts.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:17:30 AM
No.536725023
[Report]
 
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:17:37 AM
No.536725031
[Report]
 
>>536724594
I fucking hate those disgusting snow niggers and shitskins farming steam points with their shitty copys. Most of them don't even play the fucking game.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:17:49 AM
No.536725049
[Report]
 
>>536724975
mb I left my bitcoin miner in the update
>>536725006
kek
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:18:19 AM
No.536725089
[Report]
>>536725209
 
>>536724835
>>536724898
oh wait nvm had to restart
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:18:46 AM
No.536725131
[Report]
 
Pants status?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:19:51 AM
No.536725209
[Report]
 
>>536724975
>3,2 gb
>>536725089
>887 mb
wtf mine was also 3,2
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:19:53 AM
No.536725214
[Report]
 
There is no new content to see here. Come back in 4 hours for warbond release.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:20:07 AM
No.536725229
[Report]
 
MY SUPERCREDITS WENT FROM 9000 TO 500
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:20:35 AM
No.536725262
[Report]
 
>>536725006
Hahahahaha I'm doing that
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:20:47 AM
No.536725279
[Report]
>>536725401
 
>>536708947
>>536709459
Will this still work with the new update?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:20:52 AM
No.536725283
[Report]
>>536725450
 
>open steam
>no patch notes
>open their zendesk
>no patch notes
 
Can somebody in computer science explain what bloating the install size by several fold has anything to do with hard-drive optimization?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:20:56 AM
No.536725293
[Report]
 
I remain thoroughly unshat so far tbqhwyf
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:21:05 AM
No.536725305
[Report]
 
there actually is nothing new WHA TTHE FUKC SWIFGGGERS
 
>halo rifle is just abjudicator but with no scope options
>halo shotgun is punisher 2.0 with just shitloads more damage
>but it will never have chokes, so it doesn't matter
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:21:42 AM
No.536725347
[Report]
 
>>536725285
SWEDISH CODE FOLDED 700 TIMES
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:21:46 AM
No.536725351
[Report]
 
>>536724975
that was exactly what she said
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:21:53 AM
No.536725369
[Report]
 
TIER 6 ship upgrades where you fucking swiggers WHERE
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:22:07 AM
No.536725382
[Report]
>>536725562
 
They are niggering the galactic impact.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:22:26 AM
No.536725401
[Report]
>>536725678
 
>>536725279
im about to see rn, will keep you updated
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:22:34 AM
No.536725416
[Report]
>>536725607
 
>>536725285
Be grateful peasant
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:09 AM
No.536725447
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:11 AM
No.536725450
[Report]
>>536725638
 
>>536725283
b-b-b-but maybe their discord has new stuff... right?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:23 AM
No.536725461
[Report]
 
>>536725331
Sounds fine to me
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:25 AM
No.536725468
[Report]
 
>>536725285
the halo engine uses a shared file that plays alongside all map files because bungie were competent
svvedes choose to copypaste everything for every single map instead
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:27 AM
No.536725471
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:32 AM
No.536725479
[Report]
 
WHERE'S THE CHANGELOG LEBOWSKY
WHERE ARE THE PATCHNOTES SHITHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:44 AM
No.536725492
[Report]
 
I told you. I warned you. Hope is the first step to disappointment.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:23:50 AM
No.536725503
[Report]
 
A LEGENDARY WARBOND JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:24:10 AM
No.536725524
[Report]
>>536725753
 
Send the Xbox players to fight the squids. Tell them they're the most fun faction. Leaves the rest of us to actually enjoy ourselves.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:24:15 AM
No.536725527
[Report]
>>536725683
 
was this up before? they jumped the gun?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:24:17 AM
No.536725528
[Report]
 
>>536725430
All mine worked. Textures, UI, Sound, LUT edits. Only thing causing crashes was SC arrow mod.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:24:28 AM
No.536725539
[Report]
 
>>536725331
>no choke
Oh fuck, i didn't think about that.
There goes the last gun i was hyped for, wake me up in 2 weeks when we hopefully get a real warbond.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:24:53 AM
No.536725562
[Report]
 
>>536725382
I FUCKING TOLD YOU. ENJOY YOUR TOTALLY ORGANIC MO WHERE THE XBAWKS PLAYERS SAVE YOU
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:25:03 AM
No.536725576
[Report]
 
>>536725430
audio fine
models might be fucked
UI mods broken
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:25:19 AM
No.536725596
[Report]
 
bruh
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:25:23 AM
No.536725607
[Report]
 
>>536725416
It's unreal how bad ark is. How can that steaming pile of dogshit take up so much space while looking as bad as it does
 
 
Imagine you're a hard drive and you have to look for a box behind a door in a room with many doors. If there are multiple copies of that box behind multiple doors, then it'll be easier to find that box. Just kidding, I don't know what I'm talking about.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:25:48 AM
No.536725638
[Report]
>>536725821
 
>>536725450
Only the report which proves the biggest hd2 trooncord is the official one.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:26:18 AM
No.536725678
[Report]
>>536729926
 
>>536725401
thanks anon, I'm going to sleep now, I'll check when I wake up, gn
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:26:25 AM
No.536725683
[Report]
 
>>536725527
It’s a lore reason for all the Xbox players
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:26:40 AM
No.536725701
[Report]
 
>>536725619
it's like a building with multiple floors and the only way to get to different floors is to take a long elevator ride
 
 
>"Bugs are the most popular fa-AAACK"
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:27:04 AM
No.536725721
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:27:15 AM
No.536725737
[Report]
 
>they actually believed NarrowHead doing anything but the bare minimum 
lmao
 
>>536725524
Aren't they locked out of the adult difficulties at least for now? Everyone's talking like they're gonna be throwing D10 immediately.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:27:56 AM
No.536725782
[Report]
 
So /hdg/ likes 'choking their gun' huh... interesting...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:05 AM
No.536725790
[Report]
 
>uninstall all mods
>get like 40 bonus FPS
well shit
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:18 AM
No.536725808
[Report]
 
Admin of modding discord confirms, everything broken.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:25 AM
No.536725812
[Report]
 
>>536725753
The trick is is that you load a D1 mission and wait for the lobby to fill
Then you change it to D10 and fuck em over
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:29 AM
No.536725821
[Report]
>>536727201
 
>>536725638
>pregnant man
Is this some kind of zoomer in-joke?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:35 AM
No.536725826
[Report]
 
is the new armour BIS for sc farming sisters?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:38 AM
No.536725829
[Report]
 
>over 30 min to install a 3 gb update
i hate sweden
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:42 AM
No.536725832
[Report]
 
Episode 3 has commenced
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:47 AM
No.536725837
[Report]
 
>>536725687
second warbond announcement? can't be a secondary content drop because dataminers are already in the new shit and nothing is there as far as I know
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:49 AM
No.536725838
[Report]
>>536725937
 
we are glowing, I repeat we are FUCKING GLOWING
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:28:55 AM
No.536725846
[Report]
>>536725997
 
>>536725753
>Everyone's talking like they're gonna be throwing D10 immediately.
Because they will? Have you not been paying attention since the buff patch? Current D10 is baby mode.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:22 AM
No.536725865
[Report]
 
>>536725716
Xbots are botGODS
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:36 AM
No.536725882
[Report]
 
around 12k xbox divers showed up as of now
 
>>536725825
Can a white person take their own version of this screenshot for us?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:44 AM
No.536725890
[Report]
>>536725968
 
>>536725825
what does this say i don't speak bepn conky
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:45 AM
No.536725894
[Report]
 
>>536723564
>>536725687
POST YFW YOU SHITTED YOUR PANTS
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:54 AM
No.536725902
[Report]
>>536725968
 
>>536725825
first world language version?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:29:57 AM
No.536725905
[Report]
 
So how the hell is all this data hashed out for what modders discover, anyway? Why does every update totally rehash most of everything into different ID places to skullfuck the mods?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:05 AM
No.536725913
[Report]
 
>>536725825
oh it's the abjudicator
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:12 AM
No.536725921
[Report]
 
>>536725825
@ArrowHead
@FBI
@Nintendo
 
 
>>536725716
Numbers aside how can anyone like bugs? Durable damage forces you to run nothing but explosives and AT, so it's boring because most of your strats are useless. Most of the sentries are little more than just decoys, most of your barrages don't work well, your eagles aren't as useful, why do people like these things? Is it just because of the fact rrtroons can spam their little niggertube downrange and make everything easy?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:31 AM
No.536725946
[Report]
 
>>536725825
>more than 0 recoil
did any of these svveeds actually play the game?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:38 AM
No.536725958
[Report]
>>536726145
 
Who the fuck is this nikka
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:30:49 AM
No.536725968
[Report]
>>536726118
 
>>536725902
>>536725884
>>536725890
>brownoids don't remember the UI stats order
you don't need to know moon runes to realize it's DOA dogshit
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:09 AM
No.536725994
[Report]
 
>>536725941
Bugs are the easiest faction.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:10 AM
No.536725997
[Report]
>>536726179
 
>>536725846
But you have to unlock it..
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:47 AM
No.536726045
[Report]
>>536726285
 
>>536725937
this is /hdg/ sir, also sex
 
 
That's it???? Just +20k players from icksboks ?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:31:59 AM
No.536726067
[Report]
>>536726284
 
>>536725941
You honestly just sound like a bad player or you're a normie nigger who gets angry when an enemy's TTK is longer than one millisecond.
 
 
>>536725825
>foreign language detected
>bzzzzzaaaap 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:35 AM
No.536726107
[Report]
 
>>536726058
Bro it's Tuesday. Normies are waging.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:40 AM
No.536726118
[Report]
 
>>536725968
I know the stats order, but I'm not going to look at your jeetrunes picture.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:49 AM
No.536726129
[Report]
>>536726184
 
>>536726058
burgerland is just waking up
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:54 AM
No.536726143
[Report]
 
>>536725937
noooo in helldivers! HELLDIVERS
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:55 AM
No.536726145
[Report]
 
>>536725958
JEGA BRING ME ANOTHER 30 MILLION BUGBURGERS POSTHASTE AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT SEND EVERY LEANDIVER TO THE PALACE OF PAIN FOR GRIZZLING... OHOHOHOHOHOHO
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:32:57 AM
No.536726147
[Report]
 
>>536725941
literally everything u said is wrong
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:33:30 AM
No.536726179
[Report]
>>536726354
 
>>536725997
Yeah...because that is such an ordeal, right?
 
 
>>536719737
3/4, come join for 1(uno) mission
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:33:36 AM
No.536726184
[Report]
 
>>536726129
Bro it's 3am in burgerland. Ain't nobody waking up.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:33:45 AM
No.536726191
[Report]
 
>>536725825
seems fine enough if it has good ergo, but otherwise it's just a flat downgrade from the adjudicator
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:33:48 AM
No.536726194
[Report]
 
>>536725941
the game is better when not every enemy keels over to the amr
 
 
>>536725825
I hope this is a fucking joke image because this is honest to God possibly the worst weapon in the game.
>80 damage
>32 rounds
>640 RPM
>No scope
>Most imprecise first person view in the game
2560 damage per magazine.
The stock Liberator does 3600.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:34:00 AM
No.536726213
[Report]
 
>open game
>still no warbond
AAAAAAAAAAAIII
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:34:01 AM
No.536726214
[Report]
 
>>536726082
>not poorly translating damage, capacity, recoil, and rate of fire 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:34:10 AM
No.536726225
[Report]
 
>>536725825
Lots of retards who can't use context. Anyway, 80 damage med pen assault rifle with only 32 rounds lmao. Embarrasing.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:34:32 AM
No.536726247
[Report]
>>536726364
 
did the swiggers actually patch the broken shit or is the patch literally just xbox players?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:34:48 AM
No.536726264
[Report]
 
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FARMING FUCK YOU
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:02 AM
No.536726280
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:05 AM
No.536726284
[Report]
 
>>536726067
>who gets angry when an enemy's TTK is longer than one millisecond.
It's more that I'm a rg crutcher who gets mad that i can't bring my rg to bugs and expect it to be useful. I like bots and squids because there's generally good breakable areas that are meaningful to stopping them, like blowing off the arm cannons on warstriders or the horns on harvesters. There's nothing like that on bugs, it's just "shoot head to kill".
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:05 AM
No.536726285
[Report]
>>536726850
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:17 AM
No.536726297
[Report]
>>536726376
 
>>536726082
Better than base Adjudicator by 5 recoil, faster rate of fire. But who knows how sights will work and it's 15 less damage per bullet. If anything it's more like a Liberator Penetrator, same recoil and RoF, less capacity, more damage.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:25 AM
No.536726312
[Report]
 
zzz...
yawn
zzz...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:33 AM
No.536726321
[Report]
 
>>536726182
friendo, you're running a different game version
there was a patch while you were playing
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:35:57 AM
No.536726346
[Report]
 
>open game
>shit pants
bravo swedes, bravo
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:02 AM
No.536726353
[Report]
>>536726427
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:04 AM
No.536726354
[Report]
 
>>536726179
For a brand new player? Yes. 
Put yourself in someone elses shoes if you're capable.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:15 AM
No.536726364
[Report]
 
>>536726247
>expecting arrowhead to fix their game 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:24 AM
No.536726376
[Report]
 
>>536726297
Lib pen and adjudicators have weapon customization tho. DOA weapon.
 
 
>>536726209
>The stock Liberator does 3600.
the stock liberator is ap2
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:37 AM
No.536726387
[Report]
 
kek I'm already seeing a few of xbox players saying the graphics are fucked
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:36:53 AM
No.536726413
[Report]
 
>>536726082
>dogshit
Imagine my shock! Any AR will get the alexus treatment!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:37:05 AM
No.536726427
[Report]
 
>>536726353
>london is the capital of great britain 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:37:25 AM
No.536726449
[Report]
 
>mega city on current squid defense is called new alexandria 
Bros… Reach…
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:38:02 AM
No.536726481
[Report]
 
>>536726209
Good guns? Not on my watch.
 
 
>>536726440
thats-
that's actually pretty okay.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:38:43 AM
No.536726530
[Report]
 
>>536726440
These datamined or already available?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:38:53 AM
No.536726546
[Report]
 
>>536726440
Goddamn that recoil, it's not shitting DPS like the Knight in rate but it's an incredibly solid option the way it sounds.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:05 AM
No.536726559
[Report]
>>536726649
 
>Playerbase with the least amount of players
>The players they have are used to having everything on GoyPass and don't buy games at all
>Snoy thinks they'll get any good profits from this
I knew Sony was retarded, but I wasn't sure of the level of retardation. H2 won't even reach 20k on Xbox.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:12 AM
No.536726565
[Report]
 
>>536726440
>Not too fast, not too slow
Fuck it, I'm down
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:12 AM
No.536726568
[Report]
>>536726613
 
>>536726381
Base adjudicator deals 200 more damage per mag, has customization, and a usable scope. This shit is barely better than the pacifier, a gun designed to not do damage.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:14 AM
No.536726569
[Report]
>>536726640
 
so you will enable cross play and help your fellow helldivers right
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:19 AM
No.536726574
[Report]
 
>odst warbond launching 4 hours after xbox shits join
>three hours from now
what the fricking frick?
why would you not have the ODST warbond in game immediately
why would you arbitrarily change the warbond release timing
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:28 AM
No.536726585
[Report]
>>536726734
 
>>536726440
That's the defender but worse damage stats. Unless the stealth can let you kill enemies and they wont notice nearby it is pretty bad.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:39:51 AM
No.536726613
[Report]
 
>>536726568
>Base adjudicator deals 200 more damage per mag
And base abdjudicator has dog shit ergonomics and recoil.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:12 AM
No.536726640
[Report]
 
>>536726569
I'll tell them how to SC farm so they don't pay Arrowhead anything
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:13 AM
No.536726643
[Report]
 
>>536726497
you-
you type like a fag
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:16 AM
No.536726649
[Report]
 
>>536726559
over 20k already showed up
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:17 AM
No.536726650
[Report]
 
>>536726497
It is, for an smg.
To bad it can't be modified.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:32 AM
No.536726661
[Report]
 
do u miss me?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:40:48 AM
No.536726679
[Report]
>>536726712
 
>>536726595
shotty bros, we're back
 
 
>>536726440
>non-removable
the word you were looking for was integral, swedeoids
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:03 AM
No.536726694
[Report]
 
>>536726595
>>536726440
>Martian armory
It's Misriah Armory in Halo you fucking NIGGERS
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:05 AM
No.536726697
[Report]
 
It's actually fucking surreal the state the game is right now and how they haven't bothered to fix it. 
Seriously, just imagine a xcuck player getting raped by a fleshmob clipping through the map.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:11 AM
No.536726703
[Report]
 
>>536726595
>but no choke, no choke
The H3 shotgun was always a point-blank "it makes shit die" thing, so they're faithful to that at least.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:13 AM
No.536726707
[Report]
>>536727240
 
20 minutes to Halo stuff!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:16 AM
No.536726712
[Report]
 
>>536726679
>no full choke
No we aren't.
 
 
>>536726595
>only 6 rounds
Jesus man, that's pretty bad. Does about half the damage of a fully loaded punisher.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:37 AM
No.536726730
[Report]
>>536726897
 
New neon green cape got added to the files. Also, the old leaked "Missile Silo" stratagem has been put back into the game files. Expect that to be the new red stratagem probably
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:39 AM
No.536726732
[Report]
 
>>536726440
Can you customize these weapons?
 
 
>>536726585
It has way faster fire rate than the defender, 872 vs 520
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:41:42 AM
No.536726737
[Report]
>>536726851
 
>>536726685
it would fire without one
it's just non-removable
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:42:11 AM
No.536726769
[Report]
 
>>536726595
>605
please give it a narrow spread.
it would fuck so hard. 605 with a 1 second reload and only 6 shots is ass. Please arrowhead don't fuck this up.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:42:41 AM
No.536726798
[Report]
 
>>536726734
Neat, into the display case, never to be used it goes
 
 
>>536726734
>Korean hieroglyphs on laser/flashlight module
Huh?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:20 AM
No.536726850
[Report]
>>536727057
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:23 AM
No.536726851
[Report]
 
>>536726737
if the suppressor is physically part of the barrel, it is integral
if the suppressor is not physically part of the barrel, it can be removed
>b-but what if it's riveted
IT CAN BE REMOVED
 
 
>>536726381
Not a factor for any player who can aim. But if we're gonna directly compare it to other AP3 primary competitors.
>Halo Assault Rifle
2560 damage per magazine.
>Adjudicator
2850 damage per magazine
>LibPen
2700 damage per magazine
>Pacifier 
2000 damage per magazine.
>Reprimand
3125 damage per magazine.
>Variable
4165 damage per clip.
>Scorcher
4000 damage per battery. (Split damage between projectile and explosive)
>Purifier 
Uncharged = 2625 damage per battery. (Split damage between projectile and explosive)
Charged = 7500 damage per battery. (Split damage between projectile and explosive)
It only outclasses one gun in the "fully automatic AP3+ primary" category, and it's the stun rifle which only has AP3 so its feature actually works on most enemies.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:33 AM
No.536726865
[Report]
 
>>536726810
It's source accurate. A lot of Halo weapons are made by Korean/Asian companies in universe
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:42 AM
No.536726874
[Report]
 
>>536726734
peacemaker buff soon?
>that recoil 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:50 AM
No.536726890
[Report]
 
>>536726734
Only thing I don't care for, the others look fun. I'll still give it a try.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:54 AM
No.536726897
[Report]
 
>>536726730
>missile silo
What did that do? Or was it incomplete?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:43:54 AM
No.536726898
[Report]
 
>>536726734
Doesn't really matter. Still less damage per mag and less durable damage. The defender is already bad so the stealth will end up very important to if it will be good or not.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:44:03 AM
No.536726914
[Report]
 
>>536726810
Those were in ODST too. These ones say "freedom".
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:44:18 AM
No.536726934
[Report]
 
>>536726734
Better than Warrant or Peacemaker, not as powerful as Verdict or Senator, at the cost of being suppressed.
>>536726810
Bungie did that a lot with their stuff in those games, it was kind of a subtle creative signature. They changed the text but there was similar korean text in the original.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:44:20 AM
No.536726936
[Report]
 
>>536726595
>You get 50% more damage per shot in exchange for 10 less rounds in the tube and no doubt way less overall ammo
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
 
>>536726734
>magnum
>is light pen
???????????
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:44:42 AM
No.536726965
[Report]
 
>>536726734
Apparently the hangul says "freedom" which is a neat detail. Seems like it's simply a better peacekeeper.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:13 AM
No.536726993
[Report]
 
>>536726860
You take it with reload armor. Low recoil, tight ergo. It's gonna be a solid gun.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:15 AM
No.536726998
[Report]
 
stealthdivers you got your warbond, are you happy now
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:19 AM
No.536727004
[Report]
>>536727097
 
>>536726734
>another light pen sidearm
Into the trash it goes!
 
 
>>536726946
It's game accurate, the odst one sucks
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:26 AM
No.536727012
[Report]
 
>>536726860
Oops, forgot the Variable wasn't AP3 even at full volley. It's ingrained in me that it is.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:31 AM
No.536727020
[Report]
 
>>536726734
A slightly fancier pissmaker, that at best performs like a pissmaker.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:45:38 AM
No.536727024
[Report]
 
>>536722260
I put in the feedback that MOs felt railroaded and I wanted MOs with actual repercussions.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:46:06 AM
No.536727057
[Report]
 
>>536726850
I love the art of this guy. Especially all his Tokarev pics.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:46:17 AM
No.536727069
[Report]
 
XP gains in non-40 minutes missions is fixed btw
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:46:31 AM
No.536727089
[Report]
 
>>536727006
yeah sure - muh realism - alexus
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:46:37 AM
No.536727097
[Report]
 
>>536727004
There's no reason to use any sidearm besides ultimatum or grenade pistol.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:46:37 AM
No.536727098
[Report]
>>536727239
 
>>536727006
>It's game accurate, the odst one sucks
It's literally the best fucking gun in the game what are you on about? It instant kills every unshielded enemy. You take a shield shredder like a plasma pistol and pop Brutes with the Magnum for an instant two-tap.
 
 
Where's the fucking Spartan laser strategem
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:47:44 AM
No.536727178
[Report]
 
>>536723124
What are they doing? Typical eurojank shit. These swedes are eastern european game devs in spirit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:47:45 AM
No.536727179
[Report]
>>536727347
 
>>536726734
>less recoil than the peacemaker
>Higher damage than the peacemaker
Wait, is this good?
Can't one tap any heads that matter though
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:47:58 AM
No.536727195
[Report]
 
>>536727116
superstore... for over 9000 super credits
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:02 AM
No.536727201
[Report]
 
>>536725821
I think its pretty funny
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:06 AM
No.536727205
[Report]
 
Arrowhead once again really undertuning collab weapons that can't be modified and thus need to be above average statline to compete with every other gun.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:15 AM
No.536727217
[Report]
>>536734009
 
Erm.... didn't they promise a token for the people that bought the citizen edition? Where is it?
 
M90A SHOTGUN(single firing mode)
55 damage per pellet
15 durable per pellet
11 pellets per shot
AP: 2, 2, 2, 0
80 fire rate
10 demo
35 stagger
30 push force
Spread Horizontal 120
Spread Vertical 100
6 shells can be held in 1 mag(or clip? idk how that's called, basically functions like punisher)
24 on start
44 on refill
44 on max
=====================
M7S SMG (Auto, Burst, Semi)
70 damage
7 durable
AP: 2, 2, 2, 0
872 fire rate
10 demo
10 stagger
5 push force
Spread Horizontal, Vertical 5
Sway Multiplier 1.2
Suppressed
3 rounds per burst
48 mag capacity
5 mags
7 on refill
7 on max
=========================
M6C/SOCOM PISTOL (semi)
100 damage
25 durable
AP: 2, 2, 2, 0
900 fire rate
10 demo 
15 stagger
10 push force
900 fire rate
Spread Horizontal, Vertical 10
Sway Multiplier 1.2
Suppressed
100 ergo
12 mag capacity
5 mags
8 on refill
8 on max
===========================
MA5C ASSAULT RIFLE (Auto, burst, semi)
80 damage
16 durable
AP: 3, 3, 3, 0
10 demo
15 stagger
10 push force
60 ergonomics
640 fire rate
Spread Horizontal, vertical 2
3 rounds per burst 
32 mag capacity
5 magazines
8 on refill
8 on max
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:31 AM
No.536727239
[Report]
>>536727438
 
>>536727098
>It instant kills every unshielded enemy
... except for brutes. Brutes have ablative armor in 3 and ODST, you have to shoot off their helmets before you can headshot them.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:31 AM
No.536727240
[Report]
>>536727883
 
>>536726707
Oh nononononono. He doesn't know!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:33 AM
No.536727243
[Report]
>>536727475
 
>nearly 30k divers on squids
NO NO NO XBOXBROS DONT GO THERE
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:47 AM
No.536727257
[Report]
 
>>536727006
>the magnum in halo sucks ass (except the one in H1)
>slow af, innacurate
>silenced magnum in ODST is practically pinpoint accurate, huge fire rate, absolutely goated 
 
what now?
turning it off launches the game just fine
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:48:59 AM
No.536727271
[Report]
 
>>536727006
It was a good headshot machine, but otherwise had absolutely pathetic body/shield damage. Mostly because it was effectively a modified Halo 2 M6C at its heart with the modifications that made it the SOCOM build.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:49:16 AM
No.536727289
[Report]
 
>>536727006
are you retarded? it was the best gun in the game by a landmile.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:49:43 AM
No.536727319
[Report]
 
GUYS I CAN'T STOP SHITTING MY PANTS
SEND HELP
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:50:06 AM
No.536727347
[Report]
>>536727549
 
>>536727179
It's supposed to be a Magnum. I guess AH doesn't know what a Magnum is, they can't even have guns in sviiden without a LOICENSE (need to wait at least 1 to 3 years btw) so no wonder they are dogshit in this.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:50:09 AM
No.536727352
[Report]
>>536727421
 
>>536727263
Mesh mods break much more often than any other kind of mod. Wait for an update.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:50:29 AM
No.536727373
[Report]
 
they're gathering on a city that shares the name with a halo one, probably intentional on AH's part
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:50:31 AM
No.536727378
[Report]
 
>>536727116
LAS-98 Laser Cannon
 
 
>>536727352
but i need to farm 300 SC for master chief cheeks
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:10 AM
No.536727425
[Report]
>>536727548
 
>>536726082
Lib Pen but worse? Why? This is literally the bullet hose weapon.
It should have done like 100-110 but is unwieldy similar to the games.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:17 AM
No.536727428
[Report]
>>536727480
 
>>536727223
>MA5C ASSAULT RIFLE (Auto, burst, semi)
>60 ergonomics
that's really good.
I hope the shotgun reload speed gets leaked here soon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:26 AM
No.536727438
[Report]
 
>>536727239
Plasma weapons also shred armor, especially the Plasma Pistol which would remove all armor on any Brute that wasn't a fancy color. ODST has one of the healthiest sandboxes in Halo, it's one of the few titles under Bungie besides CE where every weapon had a place and purpose, and all it took was removing the BR and reserving the Carbine to a finale weapon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:41 AM
No.536727454
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:45 AM
No.536727461
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>>536727421
You don't need the arrows if you know what you're doing :)
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:55 AM
No.536727469
[Report]
 
>>536727263
>>536727421
Have you tried not being poor? That fix worked for me.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:51:59 AM
No.536727475
[Report]
 
>>536727243
HaloGODS aren't bitch made
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:52:01 AM
No.536727480
[Report]
>>536727878
 
>>536727428
4.18s Full Reload
1.65s Single Shell Reload
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:52:20 AM
No.536727502
[Report]
 
>>536727263
Turn it off and play, wait for a modder to bake the new textures or whatever. If you need SC get the trojan/dolphin zip by igromanru (google) and spam resupply pods.
 
 
Why do people care so much about ergo? Doesn't do shit in TPS.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:53:05 AM
No.536727548
[Report]
 
>>536727425
>It should have done like 100-110 but is unwieldy similar to the games.
Yep, it should have been closer to the JAR Dominator in terms of how it functioned in the sandbox. It should have been an unwieldly mag dumper, not this cucked retarded Adjudicator.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:53:05 AM
No.536727549
[Report]
>>536727715
 
>>536727347
They're actually being generous, this take on the M6C/SOCOM is arguably stronger than the original for basic damage. Big problem is it won't have the HUD-integrated scope functionality that actually made the gun worthwhile in ODST.
 
 
>brown, normie niggers crying that the new guns aren't S tier even though the game is already easy enough as is. 
Pathetic.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:53:30 AM
No.536727579
[Report]
 
>>536727421
>he didn't download the sneaky stuff in previous threads 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:53:49 AM
No.536727603
[Report]
 
>>536727223
OH NO NO NO HOPE BROS ITS NOT GOOD
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:53:49 AM
No.536727605
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:54:20 AM
No.536727645
[Report]
 
>All the new collab weapons are garbage, just like the last set of collab weapons.
Woah, colour me surprised.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:54:21 AM
No.536727646
[Report]
 
almost 40k divers showed up during dead hours, I was told there's wouldn't be any
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:54:26 AM
No.536727650
[Report]
 
>names an illuminate city "New Alexandria" to bait xbox players to fight squids
>all new xbox players get to "enjoy" the D1 fleshmobs and every single reason why nobody wants to play squids
>they all stop playing the game in 2 days because of it
Congratulations Alexus, now what's the next part of your master plan?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:10 AM
No.536727712
[Report]
 
>>536727551
I don't want them to be S-tier, I want them to not be bottom of the barrel and so far that looks to be the case just like the Killzone weapons.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:12 AM
No.536727715
[Report]
 
>>536727549
I think people will use it for a few weeks just for the sake of 'nostalgia' but other than that I don't think we'll see it play that often.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:23 AM
No.536727727
[Report]
 
>>536727513
Increases the time between targets. If it is good enough you can ignore the stat, if it is bad enough you can find yourself spending a substantial amount of time just trying to aim at new targets. Really only becomes an issue if it will make you take a second or longer to move your gun to something on the other side of you.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:32 AM
No.536727736
[Report]
 
>>536727551
Worse, the guns aren't even interesting.
They could have reskinned a liberator, punisher,peacemaker and defender and it would pretty much be the same.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:34 AM
No.536727739
[Report]
>>536727985
 
>>536726729
Just press fire and reload at the same time.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:55:52 AM
No.536727760
[Report]
>>536727887
 
>"people" are still getting filtered by fleshmobs
Grim
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:56:02 AM
No.536727781
[Report]
 
they small update optimized the game a bit right so xbox series s players dont have their consoles melt on their first megacity drop.. .right?
 
Okay, but seriously, where are the real patchnotes? There's no fucking way these retarded nigger devs just added gaylo gear and let the xnogs in and didn't actually do shit about fixing their broken fucking game, right?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:56:53 AM
No.536727830
[Report]
>>536727917
 
>people are still shitting their pants
Grim
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:07 AM
No.536727842
[Report]
>>536727919
 
>>536727805
Literally nothing on the leak server besides that shitty green cape. This is the "you will shit your pants" content Shams is talking about.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:15 AM
No.536727856
[Report]
 
>>536725825
>this fag is really running a weapon with BPOHIO 
 
>assault rifle
>shittier libpen
Verdict: IT STINKS!
>shotgun
>punisher with more damage but less than half the magazine size and no choke options
Verdict: IT STINKS!
>submachine gun
>its a submachine gun
Verdict: IT STINKS!
>pistol
>a narrow upgrade over the starter pistol
Verdict: IT STINKS!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:26 AM
No.536727862
[Report]
 
>>536727513
Your gun drags with trying to take aim regardless of how fast your mouse is, low ergo = your gun will take longer to travel to your actual aim in a flick shot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:38 AM
No.536727878
[Report]
 
>>536727480
>.69 seconds per load
that's not too bad at least. Needs a side arm for sure.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:44 AM
No.536727883
[Report]
 
>>536727240
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:57:48 AM
No.536727887
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:58:04 AM
No.536727909
[Report]
>>536728029
 
I miss my anime grill mods already...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:58:05 AM
No.536727910
[Report]
 
How does the game look on series S. I want a laugh.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:58:11 AM
No.536727917
[Report]
 
>>536727830
yeah I had taco bell earlier mb
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:58:16 AM
No.536727919
[Report]
 
>>536727842
Jesus Christ, I hate these insufferable devs with every fiber of my being.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:58:44 AM
No.536727956
[Report]
>>536728103
 
>open pants
>shit game
brave swedes, bravo
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:59:06 AM
No.536727982
[Report]
 
>>536726729
Siege Ready? The DPS is already an increase of 50% compared to the punisher bringing it to 800 DPS. Seems fine to me.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:59:27 AM
No.536728013
[Report]
 
>>536727859
If gaylo fags could read they would be extremely upset.
 
 
There was a ton of potential here and Arrowhead blew it.
>Magnum (Magnum) should have been a headshot machine that does piddly damage to bodyshots in exchange, a true precision tool that punishes aimlets. Instead it's a glorified Peacemaker.
>AR should have been some fucked up mirror gun to the JAR Dominator, a weapon that sacrificed all notions of accuracy for pure bullet hosing at medium-close. Instead it's a cucked LibPenetrator.
>Shotgun should have been an 800+ damage powerhouse at close range in exchange for way less ammo. Instead it's a factually worse Punisher.
>SMG is an SMG, nobody uses these outside of shield memes
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:59:34 AM
No.536728017
[Report]
 
What, you don't like mindlessly magdumping a gear check enemy that doesn't get affected by breakable parts and can phase through terrain?
Guess you're just a shitter then, maybe try lowering the difficulty :)
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:59:49 AM
No.536728029
[Report]
>>536728214
 
>>536727909
>First it was the anon saying nikkas
>Now a RH post
What the fuck are you DOING here you nikker
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 10:59:50 AM
No.536728030
[Report]
 
>>536726734
>>536726595
Jesus christ they're garbage
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:10 AM
No.536728058
[Report]
 
More players denting liberation? That's it? That is all they added?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:27 AM
No.536728083
[Report]
 
>>536727859
Yes, the verdict stinks
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:46 AM
No.536728103
[Report]
 
>>536727956
How does he do it every time?!?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:47 AM
No.536728104
[Report]
 
>>536728019
>warbond and xbox networking patch
>break all mods again
how
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:52 AM
No.536728113
[Report]
 
they added lights under players somehow
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:00:59 AM
No.536728125
[Report]
 
IT'S UP
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:12 AM
No.536728149
[Report]
 
There are some cave structures related to bugs, probably gloom in the files. 
mitebcool
 
gear checks are good actually, solo fags shouldn't be able to deal with everything by themselves
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:34 AM
No.536728176
[Report]
 
>start game
>black screen for solid minute before the game loads
wtf
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:38 AM
No.536728181
[Report]
 
>>536728019
i hate swiggers so much
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:50 AM
No.536728194
[Report]
>>536728405
 
>>536726440
This is objectively worse than all the SMGs we have and Stealth does literally fuck all.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:51 AM
No.536728201
[Report]
>>536728756
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:56 AM
No.536728210
[Report]
 
>>536728019
Are you actually fucking serious? What happened to getting the game fixed in time for Xbox players they said they’d do after their summer break? I hate these swiggers
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:01:59 AM
No.536728214
[Report]
 
>>536728029
I was recording a bunch of gameplay with nikke stuff to get more nikkers to play.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:02:18 AM
No.536728228
[Report]
>>536728312
 
>>536728015
SMG and peacekeeper 2 are silenced at least. It might unironically be handy if you're solofagging and don't want a drop on your ass. The other 2 have no saving grace.
 
 
>>536728153
War Striders unable to be trivialized in 2 AMR shots to the eye? Nerf NERF NERFFFFFFFF
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:02:22 AM
No.536728235
[Report]
>>536728302
 
>>536728153
Based
Remember when the devs fucked with patrols and solofags started crying the game was too hard now?
Lmaoooo
 
 
Are there really people who play exclusively on Xbox? I don't believe we'll see an increase in the number of players.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:01 AM
No.536728282
[Report]
 
>>536728019
Making me wish death upon these guys with how fucking annoying these swiggers are.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:12 AM
No.536728292
[Report]
 
>>536723997
There is a far more appropriate emoji for baskinator and it starts with P.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:18 AM
No.536728301
[Report]
>>536728421
 
>>536728231
considering how cancerous their attacks are, they probably should be 2 amr shots to the hip joint
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:20 AM
No.536728302
[Report]
>>536728482
 
>>536728235
Oh you mean the patrols that were spawning directly on you (and by directly, I mean literally spawning on your character), yeah we're going to conveniently ignore this.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:27 AM
No.536728307
[Report]
>>536728437
 
>>536728182
who the hell uses this site instead of boorus
 
 
>>536728228
>>536728015
>Put in 0 effort
>Retard Halo players (always third worlders) buy it anyway because OMG IT LOOK HALO ME LOVE HALO HALO BEST (There hasn't been a single good Halo game in two decades) 
>Free money
You fags don't get a single thing about game design at all
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:03:40 AM
No.536728329
[Report]
>>536728756
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:17 AM
No.536728373
[Report]
 
>>536721086
>he waited
Adjudicator
Which this gun appears to be the close range variant of
Like everyone was saying
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:20 AM
No.536728375
[Report]
>>536728530
 
>store changed over 
>no new wb
Hmmmmm
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:29 AM
No.536728389
[Report]
>>536728530
 
>warbond still not up
>no new super store items
it's so over
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:30 AM
No.536728391
[Report]
 
>>536728279
around 50k xbox divers right now
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:31 AM
No.536728393
[Report]
 
>>536728279
We will never know. Consoles don't release player numbers, only sale numbers.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:41 AM
No.536728405
[Report]
>>536728494
 
>>536728194
>doesn't waste bullets like knight
>doesn't fire like the lib conc like the defender
>no recoil 
>supressed too
I dunno anon
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:04:58 AM
No.536728421
[Report]
 
>>536728301
tbdesu just remove the ragdoll on the dual lasers i dont know why both their attacks need it but i think having gear checks is fine as you push up IF they actually told us enemy compositions pre-dive in gear selection screen something we still dont have ingame unless you want to look at a fucking spreadsheet for what seeds can be on what mission type.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:13 AM
No.536728437
[Report]
>>536728517
 
>>536728307
bro what boorus
the one I used died ages ago
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:15 AM
No.536728443
[Report]
 
Lvl 16 defense on based Barbados, I think this one is defendable.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:23 AM
No.536728449
[Report]
 
>80 damage
>32 rounds
>640RPM
 
when the fuck is the bond actually out
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:31 AM
No.536728459
[Report]
>>536728530
 
>warbond not up
Amazing work
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:39 AM
No.536728470
[Report]
>>536728530
 
>>536723564
>you will shit your pants saar 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:51 AM
No.536728482
[Report]
 
>>536728302
And the solocope begins..
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:05:59 AM
No.536728494
[Report]
 
>>536728405
It's not worth trying to argue with people who write off all light penetration and SMGs.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:05 AM
No.536728506
[Report]
 
>>536728312
Erm, you're talking more about business sense than game design. If game design were involved then Arrowhead might have actually carved a niche for these weapons.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:10 AM
No.536728512
[Report]
 
ngl my pants are clean bros
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:14 AM
No.536728517
[Report]
 
>>536728437
Danbooru, the one with the most robust tagging/blacklisting system by far.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:22 AM
No.536728527
[Report]
 
>>536728458
3 hours from now
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:27 AM
No.536728538
[Report]
 
yknow the worst part about this warbond?
It's actually an amazing warbond for anyone new to the game.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:34 AM
No.536728550
[Report]
 
 
>>536728312
I thought Halo 4 was good..
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:06:55 AM
No.536728573
[Report]
>>536728626
 
so whatever happened to that light of liberty patch?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:07:14 AM
No.536728586
[Report]
>>536728659
 
>stayed up to see the new title update content and warbond
>there is no title update
>the warbond was arbitrarily postponed three hours
 
>>536728530
Why would it be in 3 more hours 
What's the swigger train of thought
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:07:36 AM
No.536728613
[Report]
 
>>536728552
Biggest retard itt
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:07:57 AM
No.536728626
[Report]
 
>>536728573
Everything is undocumented changes (nerfs) now so there's no patch notes
 
 
Only came here to ask "where warbond" but now it baffles me as to why it's coming out later and not when the update hit.
Speaking of, they're doing stealth changes again, aren't they?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:18 AM
No.536728652
[Report]
 
who ate all the light bulbs?!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:19 AM
No.536728656
[Report]
>>536728831
 
>>536728595
They said it would come out 4 hours after the Xbox release that’s all I know anon
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:25 AM
No.536728659
[Report]
 
>>536728586
retard couldn't read steam announcement from a week ago
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:31 AM
No.536728668
[Report]
 
>>536728595
>swigger
>thought
There is no correlation between those two words
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:43 AM
No.536728687
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:45 AM
No.536728690
[Report]
 
>>536728595
Maybe they are afraid for servers? But wouldn't you want halo warbond up there moment xbox players get in?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:47 AM
No.536728694
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:08:53 AM
No.536728704
[Report]
 
>>536728639
AAAAA STOP SPOILING ME
 
 
>1.6GB download
>takes like an hour
what the fuck man
swigger incompetence shocks me everytime
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:09:13 AM
No.536728732
[Report]
>>536728952
 
>>536728639
Yeah, they claim the ODST gear is the first step towards tuning stealth stuff. We dunno how that will play out if at all, but if it didn't come in this patch, then the suppressors are gonna be in a weird spot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:09:23 AM
No.536728746
[Report]
 
Why the fuck are you constantly illuminated from underneath on the ship.
 
>>536728329
>>536728201
>>536728182
I'm just reposting what some fag on discord is posting (he seems like a fag)
Cone seems pretty tight actually. Choke doesn't seem needed. The round reload being ass sucks dick though.
https://files.catbox.moe/bqamoz.mp4 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:09:32 AM
No.536728760
[Report]
 
>>536728530
Why was it not synced up?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:09:45 AM
No.536728783
[Report]
>>536728835
 
did they cook with the update frfr?
 
>>536728552
You thought wrong and I fucking hate you for even having that dogshit opinion.
The original trilogy was great, ODST and Wars were alright side games, and Reach was minda shit but with some good parts.
NOTHING 343 has made has been remotely good.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:05 AM
No.536728804
[Report]
 
My shart actually went up inside my body, that's how ass this ODST Warbond is. I'll use the armor but that's it, these weapons are comically bad. They're like pre-summer 2024 bad.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:11 AM
No.536728807
[Report]
 
Reminder that if you use third-party information resources like the Companion or Wiki , you are literally cheating.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:24 AM
No.536728819
[Report]
 
>>536728716
it was 4gb on my ps5 and took 5 minutes
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:32 AM
No.536728831
[Report]
 
>>536728656
>xbox gets hit with the 15$ (20 actually because you can't get 1500SC bundles) paywall 4 hours into the game so they can't ask for a refund
Clever
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:37 AM
No.536728835
[Report]
 
>>536728783
there ain't no update, this is literally the anti-update
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:51 AM
No.536728850
[Report]
>>536728958
 
>3 more hours
im going back to bed dont have too much fun shitposting
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:10:55 AM
No.536728858
[Report]
 
>>536728552
>thought Halo 4 was good
I should stab you
 
 
>>536728785
Zoomer coming through. I prefer the multiplayer of halo 3 the best and the campaign of CE.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:11:06 AM
No.536728872
[Report]
 
>>536728716
just downloaded the update on my steam deck in 2 minutes, i think shit's just wildly inconsistent since my desktop PC took a good 20 minutes to get it handled
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:11:20 AM
No.536728893
[Report]
 
>Already experience the first crash with this new patch.
Incredible first impression this game is gonna have on the xniggers.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:11:24 AM
No.536728903
[Report]
>>536729327
 
>>536728182
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14447859&tags=sameko_saba
>>536728756
Holy shit it's the double barrel spread
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN PRIMARY LETS FUCKING GO
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:11:48 AM
No.536728926
[Report]
>>536729169
 
>woke up early so i can test out the new warbond
>they release it 3 hours later than usual
i hate sweden
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:12:09 AM
No.536728952
[Report]
 
>>536728732
I should've specified, with "stealth changes", I mean UNDOCUMENTED changes. Its either that, or they're too lazy to write patch-notes before the patch hits.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:12:13 AM
No.536728958
[Report]
 
>>536728850
You'll just miss the inevitable release day game breaking bugs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:12:14 AM
No.536728960
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:13:03 AM
No.536729003
[Report]
 
>>536728552
It was also 24 frames
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:13:04 AM
No.536729005
[Report]
 
>Same ayy missions. Nothing new added to them.
>Bug bricks is probably still a joke too.
-3/5 patch. Fuck you. Try harder, swiggers.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:13:05 AM
No.536729007
[Report]
>>536729170
 
>>536728869
That's the correct opinion to have. CE's campaign remains the best and Halo 3's MP + forge and custom games made it the best online experience.
 
 
>>536728785
I will not accept reach slander in this thread
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:14:24 AM
No.536729097
[Report]
>>536729329
 
They broke my mods for this shit?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:02 AM
No.536729141
[Report]
 
>>536728756
The only gun I'm interested in. It might be able to one-shot Alpha Commander heads if it has similar durable% as the punisher.
 
 
Have you guys considered playing half as often so the game feels a tiny bit more fresh?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:16 AM
No.536729169
[Report]
 
>>536728926
They figure out new ways to fuck with you.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:16 AM
No.536729170
[Report]
 
>>536729007
Halo 2 had better multiplayer maps and thus had the best raw online experience. Halo 3's map selection was honestly kinda garbage, with some of the worst offenders in the franchise with trash like Standoff, Isolation, Epitaph, Construct, Ghost Town and Orbital.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:37 AM
No.536729189
[Report]
>>536729424
 
>>536728869
>he likes the campaign that just takes you in reverse of the first 5 levels the second half of the game 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:43 AM
No.536729198
[Report]
 
I'm sure there'll be proper patch notes guys.
They'll release when the warbond does ha ha....
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:15:45 AM
No.536729203
[Report]
>>536729267
 
>brown SC farmers and trannies are gonna seethe over their SC arrows and coomer mods
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:16:06 AM
No.536729230
[Report]
 
>>536729075
hell yeah brother
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:16:06 AM
No.536729231
[Report]
 
anything was balanced or fixed?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:16:37 AM
No.536729267
[Report]
>>536729436
 
>>536729203
SC arrows?
What are those?
I just spawn my SC.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:17:35 AM
No.536729327
[Report]
>>536729481
 
>>536728756
>>536728903
>"Hmm, we're adapting this shotgun that's known for being a close-range death tube that shreds anything within 10 meters, how should we go about this so the limited tube size still makes it favourable?"
>"Ah, how about a light pen shotgun with high accuracy?"
>"Splendid idea"
What?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:17:37 AM
No.536729329
[Report]
 
>>536729097
You didn't need them anyways.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:17:48 AM
No.536729339
[Report]
 
>>536729151
>don't play for a year
>come back
>you're still fighting on Turing, Erata Prime, Fag bay and Vernen Wells 
>T6 super destroyer upgrades are still not released
>Missions are still the exact same because the FOMO missions always gets shelved once the shitty story plots are done with 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:17:51 AM
No.536729342
[Report]
 
>>536729151
Sir, this is /vg/ you're talking in.
Getting angry over things for the sake of getting angry, and never thinking about how (You) could improve your own life situation, only bitching about things.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:17:56 AM
No.536729346
[Report]
 
>>536729151
That's what I usually do
 
 
>>536729075
Reach had some good parts like the upgraded forge, but the bad parts far outweighs it. Bloom, armor abilities, loadouts, and armor not being achievement unlocks makes it worse than the previous games
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:19:10 AM
No.536729424
[Report]
 
>>536729189
Yes because it had the best balanced weapon sandbox of all the halo games
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:19:23 AM
No.536729436
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:19:28 AM
No.536729439
[Report]
 
>>536728785
>Slandering Reach
You are dead to me, anon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:19:49 AM
No.536729460
[Report]
>>536729516
 
>this is the new cope now
So what do you think it will be? Cultists or armor customization? Shams doesn't say "shit your pants" for small things.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:19:59 AM
No.536729478
[Report]
 
>>536728716
it took me less than a minute to patch.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:20:01 AM
No.536729481
[Report]
 
>>536729327
within 10 meters is generous, shits basically a melee weapon in the games
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:20:35 AM
No.536729516
[Report]
 
>>536729460
it's the second warbond announcement, they sure as shit aren't doing anything title update related until next tuesday
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:20:41 AM
No.536729528
[Report]
 
>>536729409
Don't forget the DMR being more destructive to the Halo sandbox than the BR ever was. Shit on 343 all you want, it's justified, but Infinite's sandbox is actually varied. People use everything in multiplayer, and for the most part it comes down to preference over "this weapon is strictly better."
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:20:49 AM
No.536729539
[Report]
>>536729679
 
>boot up game
>see there's no new warbond
>hit ESC and click 'quit game'
>nothing happens
>click again
>the menu closes
>hit ESC
>nothing happens
>my helldiver turns to look at me
>he starts the natural gas extraction emote
>curious, I reach towards my screen and do a pulling motion
>my gut twists and bloats before I begin to violently shit my pants
I'm never playing this again
 
>>536729409
Bloom existed in Halo games prior, you have never seen the SMG held for more than a couple seconds. The crosshair just never actually told you about it til Reach.
 
 
>Want to play with boyfriend to celebrate new Helldivers
>He rages too much and gets rude and loud when he starts playing, tilting easily
>Impossible to enjoy playing because he's always "locked in" despite this
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:21:32 AM
No.536729589
[Report]
 
>>536728716
I think it might just be your internet buddy
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:21:47 AM
No.536729601
[Report]
 
>>536729548
play with me instead, i am very well adjusted
 
 
The amount of people admitting to using super credit spawners in this thread disgust me. How haven't you got banned?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:22:05 AM
No.536729620
[Report]
 
>>536729547
Because nobody ever used the SMG ever in multiplayer and people rushed to the BR spawns as soon as possible.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:22:05 AM
No.536729623
[Report]
 
Ough, I'm tired...
We've had nothin' but shat pants for THREE STINKIN' WEEKS!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, why is the jeet telling us to shit OUR pants?!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:22:29 AM
No.536729646
[Report]
>>536729808
 
>>536728716
the game needs at least an equivalent of free space available on your ssd 
otherwise steam will just unpack the shit onto the nexta available drive, which i guess in your case was a HDD
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:22:36 AM
No.536729651
[Report]
 
>>536729548
Yeah, fags are worse than womeme, surprisingly
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:23:03 AM
No.536729679
[Report]
 
>>536729539
you'll be back in 3hrs tops
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:23:18 AM
No.536729697
[Report]
 
Mods are fixed
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:23:20 AM
No.536729701
[Report]
 
>>536729602
They’re poor and brown anon they can’t help announcing it to us to feel superior
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:23:35 AM
No.536729715
[Report]
 
Oh no, you have triggered the local tranny by talking about SC mods...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:23:50 AM
No.536729731
[Report]
 
>>536729547
It was never anywhere near as bad as in Reach.
SMGs are for fags anyway, AR gang WW@
 
 
Anyone notice the frv has way moar traction than usual? They even increased the time it takes to get to 100km/hr methinks, actual warthog now.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:24:42 AM
No.536729779
[Report]
>>536729937
 
>>536729602
jealous?
Swiggers don't deserve my money
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:25:05 AM
No.536729808
[Report]
>>536729851
 
>>536729646
>Need an amount of free space equivalent to the game to update
>But the sw*des keep increasing the install size with each passing day 
 
How do we fix Helldivers 2?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:25:37 AM
No.536729851
[Report]
 
>>536729808
yes
and it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:25:44 AM
No.536729856
[Report]
 
>>536729826
"We" dont. "We" cant.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:25:54 AM
No.536729869
[Report]
 
>>536729826
Remove Ayys and consolefags
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:26:40 AM
No.536729926
[Report]
>>536730042
 
>>536725678
good news, hacks still werk, you can continue sc spawning without fear.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:26:44 AM
No.536729930
[Report]
>>536730038
 
What is this
>female imp
thing that this chang is spreading on Nexus
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:26:47 AM
No.536729937
[Report]
 
>>536729779
I do hope you pirated the game then
 
 
Ok turns out the new capes in the files are just platform capes. PC is Gold, Xbox is Green, and PS gets the blue cape.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:27:06 AM
No.536729952
[Report]
>>536730079
 
>>536729759
Are you playing on a fucking VCR?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:27:07 AM
No.536729956
[Report]
>>536730414
 
>>536729759
Did they give it an actual suspension because that small elevated surface didn't result in a cataclysmic crash killing all occupants?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:27:25 AM
No.536729981
[Report]
 
>>536729826
make the vehicle pilot loadout a real thing that people actually do
keep making things like warp pack (active fun) instead of things like brap dog (automatic braindeath)
 
 
do you guys remember when this game was 70gb
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:05 AM
No.536730028
[Report]
 
>>536729826
Commit economic terrorism by not buying slopbonds.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:11 AM
No.536730038
[Report]
 
>>536729930
new bilibili mascot i think
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:12 AM
No.536730040
[Report]
 
>>536730018
Yes.
Now get out of here, tourist.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:14 AM
No.536730042
[Report]
 
>>536729926
nta but nice, thanks
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:33 AM
No.536730070
[Report]
 
>>536729945
Pc gods keep winning, xbox fags keep losing.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:41 AM
No.536730076
[Report]
 
are u ready to shit your pants saars?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:42 AM
No.536730079
[Report]
>>536730191
 
>>536729952
nah i got a new editor and video compressor, im stilll playing around with the settings but id rather it be 60 fps than 30 fps
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:28:49 AM
No.536730087
[Report]
 
>Release ODST warbond 3hrs after X-box users join to get them to impulse buy some of the other warbonds before they get locked into the only one that actually matters to them.
 
>>536729826
Another buff patch will surely do the trick.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:29:57 AM
No.536730164
[Report]
 
>>536730112
hive world kino...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:29:59 AM
No.536730168
[Report]
 
>>536729826
add caves and four different classes
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:03 AM
No.536730174
[Report]
 
>>536730112
That's a big shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:06 AM
No.536730182
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:14 AM
No.536730191
[Report]
 
>>536730079
Based, fuck muh graphism shitters
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:24 AM
No.536730205
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:23 AM
No.536730206
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:24 AM
No.536730208
[Report]
 
>>536729945
PISSDIVERS
WE WIN AGAIN
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:35 AM
No.536730215
[Report]
>>536730305
 
>>536730115
This. We need to buff the enemies and the game will be perfect. Unironically
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:30:36 AM
No.536730216
[Report]
>>536730273
 
>>536729826
give it to a actual copetent studio
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:10 AM
No.536730260
[Report]
 
>>536730112
FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:14 AM
No.536730272
[Report]
 
>xbots and sony drones come together to fight the automatons
poetic
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:19 AM
No.536730278
[Report]
 
>>536721752
shit I still do, I love halo's enemy design. Think its the only series where I will routinely just boot up the campaign at chill at 3am. Still remember playing CE with the Neo Tokyo soundtrack in the background on spotify[/spoilers]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:23 AM
No.536730282
[Report]
 
>>536730112
>Halo collab
so, Gravemind ?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:31:40 AM
No.536730301
[Report]
 
>>536729759
Oh yeah, it definitely feels VERY different. Feels like it sticks to the ground and it will try to get back on it's four wheels even if you drive over a rock or gain some air time. Much better to use.
 
 
>>536730215
I support this for the sole reason of killing the game. Unironically.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:32:24 AM
No.536730351
[Report]
 
>>536729826
Cross progression so I can switch platforms and leave this giant fucking install behind without having to start over.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:32:39 AM
No.536730369
[Report]
 
The spawns feel worse.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:32:55 AM
No.536730380
[Report]
 
>>536730273
Kojimbo productions
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:33:29 AM
No.536730414
[Report]
>>536731238
 
>>536729956
maybe, I was pulling speeds that would normally kill everyone on board and I never flipped it once, it feels a lot heavier, maybe they put baskinator in the engine smthn
 
 
>>536730112
This is the new Terminid Hive World. I'll start dumping more images of the new cave environment.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:16 AM
No.536730482
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:24 AM
No.536730491
[Report]
 
>>536730420
No, no patching notes.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:26 AM
No.536730497
[Report]
 
>>536730420
No, patch fixes, pen notes
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:40 AM
No.536730518
[Report]
 
>>536730450
All 3 founders left, it's only wokies working there now.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:34:54 AM
No.536730530
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:35:00 AM
No.536730539
[Report]
 
>>536730112
>Eagle conveniently drops your 500kg bombs on that huge structure no matter where you are on the map 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:35:58 AM
No.536730604
[Report]
 
SHIROKO TERROR BROS, GET ON NEXUS
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:36:09 AM
No.536730610
[Report]
 
>>536730578
>NEW ENEMY LEAK 
HOLY KINO STICKMAN
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:36:38 AM
No.536730652
[Report]
 
>>536730450
sometimes I think dev "crunch" they talk about is them having to actually complete work in a timely matter, like you know other jobs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:36:41 AM
No.536730657
[Report]
 
dedga-
ALIVE GAME ???
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:36:41 AM
No.536730658
[Report]
>>536730739
 
>>536730305
>He's fine with bug bricks having less than 400 total enemies for the entire duration of the mission
>He's fine with gunships being so rare that most of the time you walk up to a gunship fab it doesn't even spawn a single one
>He's fine with normal bugs being a snooze fest that barely threaten you unless you happen to get stalkers spawning
>He's fine with rarely seeing double digit numbers of BTs across a single mission
>He's fine with bots hitting 0 shots 80% of the time and then hitting an entire volley 20% of the time
I bet you hated Merida extract too
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:37:02 AM
No.536730667
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:37:33 AM
No.536730703
[Report]
 
>>536730305
>Making the enemies somewhat threatening would kill the game. 
The sad thing is that you're probably right.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:38:16 AM
No.536730739
[Report]
>>536730864
 
>>536730658
You don't get it. I don't care about any of that. I want the game dead.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:38:23 AM
No.536730748
[Report]
>>536730857
 
>"heres MY plan on how they could fix helldivers 2!"
>high hopes, bigger copes, unrealistic expectations
then again, getting a job seems like an unrealistic expectation for some of you
 
>>536730578
>"1834813801": "An insight into the Automaton Insurrection Nexus reveals that they have captured one of our very own - The Neon Songbird. This valorous steel warrior is now under the possession of the autocratic scourge. An extremely high priority mission awaits; the Helldivers are called forth to venture into the heart of the Blockade Worlds and overtake Mekbuda, where the maleficent robots have stationed her in a cruel factory in a soulless act of terror to force the secrets of Super Earth out. The Helldivers are ordered to secure Mekbuda away from the Automaton menace and rescue our captured comrade.>>"<<
Unrelated but it seems like this is the next story arc for bots. Just got added to the game. Automaton NTR is fucking real
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:40:09 AM
No.536730852
[Report]
 
>>536730770
that's a weird looking dildo
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:40:12 AM
No.536730857
[Report]
>>536731018
 
>>536730748
>getting a job 
Maybe (You) should get a job, in a bodybag.
 
 
Why is Arrowhead so fucking terrible at preventing future content from leaking? It's like they don't even care.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:40:20 AM
No.536730864
[Report]
>>536731052
 
>>536730739
uninstall, move on and never come back
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:40:48 AM
No.536730904
[Report]
 
>>536730770
>Mekbuda has a supply line to Cyberstan
Yeah maybe in 2 years
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:40:56 AM
No.536730919
[Report]
 
>>536730770
no way, are we trying to rescue the hd1 robot lmao
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:41:02 AM
No.536730927
[Report]
>>536731169
 
Mr drawfag, please draw essex diver getting bullied
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:41:27 AM
No.536730947
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:41:53 AM
No.536730971
[Report]
 
>>536730863
If they don't care about how SC gets spawned in why do you think they would care about content getting leaked?
Besides their engine is literally dead so any known exploits have to be patched by AH themselves constantly.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:41:55 AM
No.536730972
[Report]
>>536731003
 
plz spoiler it, plz ctrl+s
 
>>536730972
Have you tried closing your fucking eyes?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:42:29 AM
No.536731010
[Report]
 
>>536730770
Ally automaton soldiers stratagem ? that sounds very treasonous
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:42:36 AM
No.536731018
[Report]
 
>>536730857
Are you talking to me?
You seem desperate. Your turn.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:43:14 AM
No.536731052
[Report]
 
>>536730864
No, who is going to purposely kill "accidently" fellow helldivers if not me?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:43:25 AM
No.536731070
[Report]
 
>>536731003
KYS, you brown piece of shit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:43:48 AM
No.536731098
[Report]
 
>>536731003
but I can't shitpost if I do that
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:44:01 AM
No.536731123
[Report]
 
>>536731029
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:44:25 AM
No.536731149
[Report]
 
>>536731029
>dark caves
Is that why that made us glow in the dark now?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:44:40 AM
No.536731169
[Report]
 
>>536730927
Which drawfag?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:44:57 AM
No.536731189
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:45:13 AM
No.536731208
[Report]
>>536731313
 
cool leaked content
cant wait to see it in december 2026!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:45:28 AM
No.536731224
[Report]
 
>cave biome leaked
Collab CONFIRMED
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:45:34 AM
No.536731234
[Report]
 
>>536729254
now THATS a kek
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:45:37 AM
No.536731238
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:46:04 AM
No.536731270
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:46:14 AM
No.536731275
[Report]
 
>>536731029
>only helldiver hellpods can burrow underground like that 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:46:42 AM
No.536731302
[Report]
 
>>536731029
>Reinforcements work
>Other gem's don't including hellpods like the Resupply or warp pack
So, what's the deal? Do you just get spit out at the cave entrance and have to trek back to where you were?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:46:43 AM
No.536731307
[Report]
 
fake and gay
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:46:48 AM
No.536731313
[Report]
>>536731352
 
>>536731208
>2026
too optimistic AH needs to introduce several bugs first
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:00 AM
No.536731325
[Report]
>>536731795
 
>NO SEAF STRAT
>NO APC STRAT
>NO TANK STRAT
>NO NUKE STRAT
>NO T6 UPGRADES
>NO CLANS
WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS, WHEN
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:04 AM
No.536731329
[Report]
>>536731491
 
>>536725825
What role would this weapon even be good for?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:24 AM
No.536731352
[Report]
 
>>536731313
true, bugs could use some new enemies
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:33 AM
No.536731365
[Report]
 
>no warbond
>no patch notes
Wow, an actual nothingburger patch
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:54 AM
No.536731391
[Report]
 
would be interesting if you just had to fight with support weapons and emplacements in caves
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:47:56 AM
No.536731392
[Report]
>>536731527
 
>>536730770
What is the Neon songbird?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:48:03 AM
No.536731402
[Report]
 
>>536731181
We got skeleton niggas
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:48:17 AM
No.536731421
[Report]
 
>>536731029
>no gems
>no re-supply
>personal weapons only
>final destination 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:48:34 AM
No.536731436
[Report]
 
>tfw no bunker buster bombs strategems for the caves
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:49:31 AM
No.536731491
[Report]
 
>>536731329
Court jester.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:50:03 AM
No.536731517
[Report]
 
>>536726082
I'd say they should've added the MA5B and made it light pen but the M7 SMG basically has the MA5B's stats in Halo so it'd be a bit superfluous if you're already adding that
whatever i'll roll with it for fun but I'm not a big fan of medium pen ARs in general
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:50:05 AM
No.536731520
[Report]
>>536731927
 
This game needs more vore
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:50:08 AM
No.536731527
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:50:42 AM
No.536731564
[Report]
 
>22k niggas fighting on the squids
>New Alexandria
SHIPMASTER, WE HAVE SIGHTED THE PARASITE, SHALL WE READY THE GLASSING?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:51:34 AM
No.536731638
[Report]
 
>>536726685
it's not integral, you're just not ALLOWED to remove it
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:52:17 AM
No.536731672
[Report]
 
>>536729151
doesn't work
the longer i go between playing, the more the game's issues bother me
playing the game all morning cures me of my concerns
 
 
Two hours.
Tick tock, doomtrannies!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:00 AM
No.536731769
[Report]
>>536732076
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:01 AM
No.536731770
[Report]
 
>>536731681
Yeah, I'll have a nothing burger with cheese.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:13 AM
No.536731787
[Report]
 
>>536731681
tick tock, heavy like a chargers butt
looking like a flip flop
shining like the DOs head
lock it down till that things dead
can you get into the fucking hellpod?
please, flag.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:17 AM
No.536731795
[Report]
 
>>536731325
AH moved on to a new project ages ago anon. None of that is ever coming.
 
 
>they fixed warping into bunkers
wait that was a glitch?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:30 AM
No.536731813
[Report]
 
>previous title update was megacities
>but we never went to cyberstan
>new leaked shit is bug hive worlds
enemy city biomes?
bot megacity?
squidistan?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:54:58 AM
No.536731827
[Report]
 
If you see a helldiver in your frv, run em over. These divers, they glow in the dark
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:55:36 AM
No.536731858
[Report]
 
>>536730863
Literally helps build up hype. Has been like this with leaks for over a decade now.
 
 
>SCAR kino is coming
Pant shitting is just the 2nd warbond. No major content besides these leaked models
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:55:52 AM
No.536731872
[Report]
 
>>536726946
it's going for gameplay, not for lore autism. the ODST magnum is dogshit at tearing through armor (despite being canonically a 50 caliber AP round,) it's a spammy precision weapon with great handling. 
The ODST SMG actually IS pretty good at dealing with brute armor though and that's light pen so idklol
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:56:05 AM
No.536731887
[Report]
 
I'm on new alexandria helping the new cuties out, what are you fags doing
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:56:17 AM
No.536731904
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:56:34 AM
No.536731927
[Report]
 
>>536731520
Hive lord soon!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:56:53 AM
No.536731948
[Report]
 
>>536731864
>AK
boring and overused
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:57:04 AM
No.536731958
[Report]
 
>>536731802
Doubt it was a bug because they specifically changed bunker loot to be interactable with warp release when before that it was inactive unless doors were opened. Megacity bunkers were not however due to them apparently having a different check and swedes forgot to change it
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:57:04 AM
No.536731959
[Report]
 
>>536731864
i hope someone lynches ironfag already
high up on the "overrated white boy that thinks hes worth shit but is actually an annoying nigger chasing clout" list
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:57:30 AM
No.536731975
[Report]
>>536732048
 
>>536731864
>Noguns see an AK in that 
 
Oh no, they fixed the
>alt+f4 restart the game to get the same map with the same super credits
exploit?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:25 AM
No.536732048
[Report]
>>536732178
 
>>536731975
Be nice. He's a retarded 19 year old Fr*nch kid
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:25 AM
No.536732049
[Report]
>>536732078
 
So when is the Halo warbond coming out?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:33 AM
No.536732060
[Report]
 
>>536731802
No it wasn't, warped into a bunker just now. Protip: Crouch before warping into bunkers, warping while standing is a bit fucky.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:37 AM
No.536732061
[Report]
>>536732203
 
>>536732026
That's been 'fixed' for a long time anon....
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:53 AM
No.536732074
[Report]
 
>>536731864
The right arm of the democratic world is coming boyos
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:54 AM
No.536732076
[Report]
 
>>536731769
where APC
where MBT
where SPAA
where MLRS
where heli
where spider mech
where giant mech
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:58:54 AM
No.536732078
[Report]
 
>>536732049
In two hours.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:59:01 AM
No.536732087
[Report]
>>536732203
 
>>536732026
HEY MIKOTROON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:59:18 AM
No.536732108
[Report]
>>536732203
 
>>536732026
yes, anon, a fucking year and a half ago
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:59:19 AM
No.536732113
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:59:21 AM
No.536732118
[Report]
>>536732203
 
>>536732026
That was fixed like 8 months ago
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 11:59:28 AM
No.536732131
[Report]
 
the real point of complaint on the M6C is that it doesn't look like it gets the smart-link scope so you have to deal with the abysmally clunky ironsights the halo magnums have
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:00:12 PM
No.536732178
[Report]
>>536732290
 
>>536732048
>Fr*nch
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
FRENCHIES SURRENDERED THEIR WEAPONS AND THEIR COUNTRY TO 3RD WORLDERS
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:00:30 PM
No.536732203
[Report]
 
>>536732061
>>536732108
>>536732118
i havent farmed super credits for a long time anon ...
>>536732087
fuck you nigger
 
 
Working on updating the SC mod
It should hopefully be out in a hour or two
t. sc mod anon
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:01:44 PM
No.536732290
[Report]
>>536732709
 
>>536732178
I know the fix to your issue, but I won't tell you.
Another koito big win over cynthiakeks.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:02:01 PM
No.536732312
[Report]
 
>>536731029
>>536731181
>>536730770
>>536730578
>>536730415
>>536730112
>more cool shit in the game files which we wont see for another 12 months
SWEDEN PLEASE
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:02:26 PM
No.536732337
[Report]
>>536732387
 
>>536732248
Want a blowjob?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:03:01 PM
No.536732387
[Report]
>>536732598
 
>>536732337
I'm not gay, sorry
 
 
>>536732248
I'm curious as to what breaks mesh mods so frequently whenever updates happen
How quick are the fixes?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:03:13 PM
No.536732403
[Report]
 
>>536732248
Heroes don't always wear capes....
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:03:47 PM
No.536732442
[Report]
 
>>536732248
Can you make the shaft much more longer?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:04:23 PM
No.536732498
[Report]
 
>>536732390
I've never modded beyond XML for Vicky 2 and Rimworld but you never know with that stuff.
Bannerlord releases an update that just changes the market value of lightly spoiled goat cheese and somehow breaks every single mod that worked fine last patch,.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:05:17 PM
No.536732559
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:05:28 PM
No.536732572
[Report]
 
>>536732390
Nta, but every update changes the name order of all the 3d files, so the mod stops working.
You have to find where the file is again and apply the 3d model again.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:05:51 PM
No.536732598
[Report]
>>536732971
 
>>536732387
Actual shocker since I assume you are the scalie discord anon
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:06:08 PM
No.536732634
[Report]
>>536732692
 
>>536732390
From what I've heard, the assets and code are so messy that you can hardly tweak or even add anything without a million barely related things in the game breaking. All the assets are interlinked in this fucked up spiderweb, on top of being duplicated a hundred times over.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:07:01 PM
No.536732692
[Report]
 
>>536732634
No wonder this game runs like shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:07:08 PM
No.536732703
[Report]
 
>>536732390
>I'm curious as to what breaks mesh mods so frequently whenever updates happen
My guess is some IDs change and in result conflict with those in mods whenever AH updates the game
>How quick are the fixes?
About a hour or two
I could do it faster if I went the Arrowhead way and did no fucking quality control
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:07:14 PM
No.536732709
[Report]
>>536732780
 
>>536732290
nice reply nerd
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:08:00 PM
No.536732764
[Report]
 
FRV feels more tight to drive now, less floaty.
Autocannon reload isnt bugged.
WASP still gets stuck in semi-auto if you switch firing modes.
Warp pack still works to get into bunkers.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:08:09 PM
No.536732771
[Report]
>>536732884
 
Well, ayys are still garbage, and their spawns feel WORSE somehow. Like, they're spawning even less. Probably to get the game on Niggerbox Series S.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:08:10 PM
No.536732773
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:08:14 PM
No.536732780
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:09:54 PM
No.536732884
[Report]
>>536733032
 
>>536732771
it's more important to know if megacities still crash the audio engine from war strider spam
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:10:47 PM
No.536732942
[Report]
 
>>536722347
>Brute chief Vs Fleshmob
fleshmob
>Stalker vs Spec ops elite.
depends on the weapon and intel of the elite
>Grunt vs SEAF
depends on amount and weapons of each
>Banshee vs Stingray
banshee
>Phantom Vs Warp ship
we don't know the weapons of the warp ship
>Overseer vs Blue Elite
equal
>Charger Vs Hunter
charger (unless hunter gets to shoot several times first)
>Leviathan vs Scarab
scarab
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:11:02 PM
No.536732957
[Report]
 
damn, because mesh IDs changed, this means my reshade for hiding capes doesn't know where to look; it'll hide them in the shadow but not the model
 
>>536732598
nope
I like flat humanoid girls
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:12:00 PM
No.536733032
[Report]
 
>>536732884
Probably does, given they didn't fix the garbage audio issue the lib carbine/stalwart is doing. This was really a nothing patch in regard to fixing tech debt, again. I hope the tech debt gets to a point where it makes this game unplayable. I really do.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:12:45 PM
No.536733080
[Report]
 
>>536732971
>girls
Actual pedo.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:13:15 PM
No.536733134
[Report]
 
 
since the jannies dont care about avatarfags or doing their job anymore
whats should i cook today, /hdg/? feeling like buying some sausages and pasta with it in a sauce
 
>>536732971
>pedophile
I should have assumed
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:14 PM
No.536733263
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:17 PM
No.536733268
[Report]
>>536733476
 
>>536722347
chief, gravity hammer clears
stalker if they're both melee
if you're talking about UNSC troopers then, otherwise SEAF
stingrays
i don't think warpships have any attack capability so phantoms
elites
hunter would absolutely floor the charger unless the charger was already in imo
feel like unless the first shot from the leviathan took it out the scarab's main cannon would ruin a levi
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:17 PM
No.536733269
[Report]
>>536733853
 
>flamethrower and sterilizer now don't dealer damage at all even if you are the host
Great patch.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:19 PM
No.536733271
[Report]
>>536733481
 
>No leaks for any Halo stratagem
It's unironically fucking over.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:29 PM
No.536733287
[Report]
 
>>536732971
Based hebephile
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:15:37 PM
No.536733297
[Report]
>>536733367
 
>>536733216
but shinosawa hiro is not a loli
 
 
>>536733297
She is 15 anon.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:17:00 PM
No.536733395
[Report]
>>536733853
 
>SPEAR broke and can't lock-on anymore on anything
Lmao
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:17:12 PM
No.536733416
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:17:23 PM
No.536733430
[Report]
 
>>536733205
pickled herring
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:18:04 PM
No.536733476
[Report]
 
>>536733268
if it's a halo 2 elite it 1-shot melees everything
unless the terminids get the halo 2 flood melee damage resistance
also, spec ops elites can throw grenades
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:18:11 PM
No.536733481
[Report]
 
>>536733271
I don't want to spoil everything retard
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:18:51 PM
No.536733521
[Report]
 
it’s kinda wild that leftists memorize the age of every anime girl in existence and then call others ‘pedo’
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:19:05 PM
No.536733534
[Report]
>>536733601
 
>>536733367
not a loli then
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:20:03 PM
No.536733601
[Report]
>>536733645
 
>>536733534
I never said anything about lolis anon, I said she was a child. This does not bode well.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:20:07 PM
No.536733607
[Report]
>>536733759
 
>>536733367
>boomer cant comprehend the loli term 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:20:23 PM
No.536733625
[Report]
>>536733852
 
Take your guesses on what the 2nd warbond theme is. Seems like a desert themed one with the SCAR and camo
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:20:43 PM
No.536733645
[Report]
>>536733759
 
>>536733601
what do you think loli means ?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:21:23 PM
No.536733705
[Report]
 
>>536730112
GODDAMMIT I TRUSTED YOU!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:22:14 PM
No.536733759
[Report]
 
>>536733645
>>536733607
When did I say anything about lolis
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:23:07 PM
No.536733820
[Report]
>>536734212
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:23:35 PM
No.536733852
[Report]
 
>>536733625
Democratic (Desert) Storm warbond.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:23:36 PM
No.536733853
[Report]
>>536733967
 
>>536733269
yes they do, ESL retard
>>536733395
yes it can, gaslighter
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:24:28 PM
No.536733913
[Report]
 
>>536730770
CORETTA KELLY FANS! MAKE AUTOMATON THEMED VERSIONS OF YOUR ILLUMINATED GENS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
 
 
>>536733367
Yeah, so it's hebephilia, not pedophilia.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:25:11 PM
No.536733967
[Report]
>>536734008
 
>>536733853
>not joining in to troll other anons
go back
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:25:40 PM
No.536733995
[Report]
 
>>536722347
On phantom vs Warp I think that matching them in a straight fight in unfair to either of their intended uses. One is a flying apc and the other is a flying portal in a box that can do eveything from siphon resources to deployng unlimited amounts of units including teleporting that comes with spaceflight, shields and stealth as perks on top of it.
 
 
Destructible walls are a thing in the new cave bug maps.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:25:55 PM
No.536734008
[Report]
>>536734395
 
>>536733967
sorry not sorry, better to be nice to other anon-friends than to be a despicable nigger trying to stir up shit.
 
 
>>536727217
only for people who bought the citizen edition AFTER having bought Steel Veterans with SC (so that they can choose another warbond as like a refund for the unused Steel Veterans from the citizen edition)
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:19 PM
No.536734174
[Report]
 
>>536734004
The new case model for the blackbox side objective for bugs. Seems like it's suppose to go with the new gloom hiveworld stuff
 
 
>>536733929
Normal people don't make that distinction.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:29 PM
No.536734187
[Report]
>>536734298
 
>>536734098
FOR HELGHAN !!!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:29 PM
No.536734189
[Report]
>>536734298
 
Hellbombs are bugged now
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:29 PM
No.536734190
[Report]
>>536734298
 
>>536734098
That's just the Helghast set, silly anon
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:28:44 PM
No.536734212
[Report]
>>536734417
 
>>536733820
I understand your point but nowadays anime sucks at making teen characters look actually young. I don't fault anyone for liking that stuff when the adults look identical to the kids.
>>536733929
I know the difference. The issue is knowing that makes you look like a pedophile.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:30:00 PM
No.536734298
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:30:07 PM
No.536734308
[Report]
 
 
what would you want from the resistance set?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:31:41 PM
No.536734395
[Report]
>>536734475
 
>>536734008
You are a retarded faggot and you are doing it for free, jannywannabe
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:31:42 PM
No.536734396
[Report]
>>536734543
 
>>536733367
Legal in several countries then
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:31:56 PM
No.536734417
[Report]
 
>>536734185
>>536734212
I don't care, hebes and those that lust after them are based.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:32:02 PM
No.536734424
[Report]
 
>>536722347
>Brute chief Vs Fleshmob
Chieftains spawn with overpowered weapons and sometimes have the ability to go invulnerable. But they can be stunlocked by melee attacks if you can break their shields
>Stalker vs Spec ops elite.
Spec ops elites have infinite plasma grenades and their energy shields can stop melee attacks. And their energy shields are the second strongest in the series. They can also leap further than helldivers can, so if helldiver dive is far enough, even a normal elite smokes a stalker because their default weapon causes stagger. And as mentioned in another post, halo 2 elites have one hit ko melee attacks
>Grunt vs SEAF
SEAF probably win since they have better weapons and aren't cowering in fear as much. It's also rarer for grunts to carry heavy weapons. Both throw grenades. 
>Banshee vs Stingray
Banshee sucks ass
>Phantom Vs Warp ship
Phantom sucks ass
>Overseer vs Blue Elite
50/50
>Charger Vs Hunter
If the hunter headshots it then the hunter wins but hunters are the most retarded enemy in halo history. Hunters spawn in pairs so they would win by default.
>Leviathan vs Scarab
Scarab can only be killed by hitting an obscured weakspot which has bizarre melee damage resistance flags. The only possible way the leviathan survives is if the scarab gets stuck in a pathfinding loop and a treaty is signed.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:32:13 PM
No.536734439
[Report]
 
>>536733367
Very legal in my country.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:32:43 PM
No.536734475
[Report]
>>536734541
 
>>536734395
youre a brown nigger lashing out like a jew because youve been found out. dance, monkey, dance.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:32:58 PM
No.536734494
[Report]
>>536734601
 
what should i drop for newfags on new alexandria? also I thought fleshmobs still spawned on the lower difficulties I haven't noticed any
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:33:00 PM
No.536734497
[Report]
>>536735093
 
 
>>536734009
Yeah, I did that and I don't see the token anywhere. I don't think they know how to keep track with it. Because I bought the game on the 1st week and then the edition during October
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:33:53 PM
No.536734541
[Report]
>>536734643
 
>>536734475
>said the gorilla nigger, while dancing and drumming xher chest 
 
>>536734396
Lovely places like Russia, North Korea, Brazil, Sudan, Yemen, and various other Asian and South American shitholes.
 
 
>>536734185
Define "normal" because your ancestors used to plap at the age of 13. The legal age of 18 is a nu-thing considering how unaware you are.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:34:38 PM
No.536734601
[Report]
 
>>536734494
super credit resupplies
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:34:57 PM
No.536734616
[Report]
>>536735184
 
>>536734364
Did Resistance have any cool armor sets? I remember the only cool thing being the weapons, not any armor on a human sized enemy that a Helldiver could wear.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:35:16 PM
No.536734643
[Report]
 
>>536734541
say what you wish, gorilla-rape obsessed anon. projecting your tranny fantasies upon others wont work here.
go back to /copeg/
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:35:30 PM
No.536734658
[Report]
 
>>536734364
Nothing, it's all slop made by hopless nogunz. I want an Aliens or better yet a Girls' Frontline collab.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:35:36 PM
No.536734661
[Report]
>>536734705
 
i'm on pc and for the first time ever i enable crossplay better be worth it
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:36:08 PM
No.536734705
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:36:30 PM
No.536734736
[Report]
>>536734883
 
>>536734364
Oh, that's easy. I'd want the M5A2 Folsom Carbine. Make it a light pen Tenderizer-tier gun with the underslung launcher working like a GP-31 but with more muzzle velocity.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:36:36 PM
No.536734740
[Report]
 
>>536734543
Bump it up one year and it's legal in most of the civilized world and like half of america
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:37:04 PM
No.536734774
[Report]
>>536734847
 
I bet Hives are replacing megacities in the gloom
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:37:26 PM
No.536734805
[Report]
 
>>536733367
That's legal in most of europe and asia and a mere one year under almost everywhere else, including the UK, most of the US and canada.
Honestly I think a lot of people are under the misconception that the age of consent is around 18 everywhere but it's actually only that high in parts of the US and half of africa of all places.
 
 
>>536734548
Sure thing buddy.
Normal people would form mobs and beat you up if you were being a nonce in real life.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:38:06 PM
No.536734847
[Report]
 
>>536734774
>megafortresses replace megacities in automaton backline
kino... imminent...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:38:28 PM
No.536734880
[Report]
 
I hope they turn super earth into a hive world
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:38:29 PM
No.536734883
[Report]
 
>>536734736
I don't like medium pen ARs but I genuinely feel like the folsom almost has to be medium pen, That thing is literally a kitbash of an M14 and a BAR with a 203 thrown onto it. Give it vicious recoil and an extremely high damage profile with low ROF at least
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:38:59 PM
No.536734914
[Report]
 
Is this the Halo thread?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:30 PM
No.536734950
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>>536736170
 
>>536734818
Thank God I got guns to defend myself. Just try.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:35 PM
No.536734954
[Report]
 
november echo hotel
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:35 PM
No.536734956
[Report]
>>536748297
 
>>536734009
>>536734528
I also did that and do not have a token
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:37 PM
No.536734958
[Report]
 
>>536734543
Germany, italy, austria, sweden, france, portugal.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:45 PM
No.536734963
[Report]
 
>>536734548
The obsession with 18 is almost entirely a burger thing, and only half the states at that
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:39:48 PM
No.536734970
[Report]
 
Warrior-chan's home is so cool...
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:40:02 PM
No.536734991
[Report]
>>536735082
 
>oh hey the patch must have dropped, lets check if hdg has said anything ye-
>its pedo niggers arguing about age of consent
saars, the gacha generals are two blocks down. go do the needful and converge there.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:05 PM
No.536735069
[Report]
>>536735209
 
>>536734818
>doesn't deny the fact that your ancestors plapped in their early teenage
I won. You lost.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:14 PM
No.536735082
[Report]
 
>>536734991
Ironically, it's 18 in india. I know, who would have guessed?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:28 PM
No.536735093
[Report]
 
>>536734497
>Well, let's see. We all work, let's say 4 hours a day, times 4 working days a year, minus... The 8-month paid holidays... 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:49 PM
No.536735121
[Report]
 
>>536730018
no, not really. my PS5 says its 36GB
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:41:56 PM
No.536735132
[Report]
>>536735278
 
>>536724569
they ruined a bunch of mods
 
 
which files do I delete again? Only have Sc arrow mod installed
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:42:46 PM
No.536735184
[Report]
 
>>536734616
You could do a Black Ops armor set pretty easily, they're the guys you find lying around dead in the first game next to experimental american guns
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:43:05 PM
No.536735209
[Report]
>>536735372
 
>>536735069
>doesn't deny that everybody is disgusted by his pedophilic behavior
I win, you lose.
 
 
>>536735132
if you get upset at patches breaking compatibility with completely unrelated third party mods that have no official support or testing you might be a bit retarded
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:44:04 PM
No.536735279
[Report]
 
>>536735178
Anything that changes any models, UI mods are also broken but won't outright crash the game. Also don't delete anything, you can just disable mods temporarily so you don't forget what needs to be checked for updates.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:44:46 PM
No.536735319
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:45:15 PM
No.536735346
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>>536735178
Just open HD2 Mod Manager and press Purge.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:45:33 PM
No.536735372
[Report]
 
>>536735209
So by your definition, your ancestors were pedophile then?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:45:41 PM
No.536735384
[Report]
>>536735456
 
>>536735278
any developer that refuses to accommodate mods is incompetent
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:46:03 PM
No.536735410
[Report]
>>536735724
 
>>536734818
Don't be silly anon. As long as you have a support network, you can plap as many 13 year old girls as you want. Just ask the Brits.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:46:47 PM
No.536735456
[Report]
>>536735653
 
>>536735384
you had an entire year and a half to find out that arrowhead is incompetent and NOW you go "wtf swedes cant do shit right?!"
youre a bigger retard than them, senpai
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:47:17 PM
No.536735491
[Report]
 
>Can't see planetary effects if you are joining a mission already in progress.
Nigger devs made it so you can't tell if a mission has leviathans with that.
 
nyoooooooo get out of the way !!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:48:43 PM
No.536735598
[Report]
 
>>536735556
SEAF-chan........
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:49:40 PM
No.536735653
[Report]
>>536735723
 
>>536735456
their steamrolling of entire categories of mods is a recent phenomenon
not facilitating the modding community is one thing, actively hindering and alienating it is another
 
 
>>536735653
maybe if you cheaters only used mods for retarded armour sets and whacky audios they wouldn't be so hostile. The arrow mod doomed us all..
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:50:33 PM
No.536735724
[Report]
 
>>536735410
OI BRUV DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT M8?
 
 
>>536735723
fixing Arrowhead's mistakes isn't cheating
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:52:44 PM
No.536735853
[Report]
 
>>536735785
Bacon apples man, a bad few ruin the bunch.
 
 
>>536735785
Cleaner optics? Cheat.
Visibility during fog? That's a cheatin.
Better enemy audio? Believe it or not, cheat.
 
 
>>536732248
one variant done
time for the other three
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:55:40 PM
No.536736036
[Report]
>>536736135
 
>Crossplay:ON
in just a few hours I will be snatching up D3 players and sending them to D10
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:57:11 PM
No.536736125
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>>536735896
the optics mod is nice because I can run AA and not have my optics look like they're covered in oil.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:57:17 PM
No.536736135
[Report]
>>536736243
 
>>536736036
>Crossplay:OFF
In just an hour I will be maxing out the ODST warbond and then immediately bemoaning how shit it is.
Btw xboxfags have been playing for hours already
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:57:19 PM
No.536736141
[Report]
 
>>536735723
Not my problem, I get the opportunity to gather free SC free of any consequences, I'm going to use it
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:57:35 PM
No.536736152
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>>536735914
god's work
i hate sweden so much
 
 
Where is the """"dedgame"""" guy ???? Where is he now ?????? CAN'T TALK SHIT ANYMORE HUH ?!
 
>>536734950
>Just try.
lmao
no mobs will form, that rarely happens anymore
pic rel will just accidentally shoot you during the arrest
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:57:49 PM
No.536736173
[Report]
>>536736607
 
>>536735556
I'm getting edgerunners flashbacks...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:58:13 PM
No.536736204
[Report]
>>536736479
 
>>536735896
The notion that developers alone should get to determine the rules of the game is incredibly ultracucked and I simply won't have it. Imagine if someone brought that asinine idea to sports or conventional games. Also Helldivers 2 is pretty much a PC game by majority vote and modders come with the territory.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 12:58:48 PM
No.536736243
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>>536736135
I'm not even buying the warbond and still complaining how shit it is.
 
 
>>536736170
Wait a minute... that's the cop that got gangbanged by her co-workers...
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:14 PM
No.536736346
[Report]
>>536736427
 
>>536736274
Excuse me?! That is an officer of the law and I will not have you disrespecting her.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:20 PM
No.536736350
[Report]
>>536736383
 
>>536736274
Did she do the k9 aswell?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:28 PM
No.536736358
[Report]
 
>>536736170
>station bicycle
I wonder how common this is..
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:34 PM
No.536736362
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>>536736169
not him but the game will not survive Arrowhead's incompetent stewardship forever
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:45 PM
No.536736383
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:00:59 PM
No.536736395
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>>536736169
nigga, game is still dead, 2 shitty ARs and 1 trash-tier shotguns ain't going to change anything, real talk
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:01:04 PM
No.536736404
[Report]
>>536736757
 
>wake up before work to try it out
>play tutorial 
>figure out how to select mission
>get in pod 
>ready up 
>nothing
>change planet, mission, 
>nothing
>can I play by myself so I can shoot something and die before work?
>no
Fuck am I doing wrong?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:01:20 PM
No.536736425
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>>536736170
every time I see this beady eyed bitch
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:01:24 PM
No.536736427
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>>536736346
more like an officer of the lol
 
 
>>536736204
Buddy, I think you got the wrong door
r/socialism is two websites down.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:02:48 PM
No.536736524
[Report]
>>536736884
 
>laser sight
>4x combat scope
I'm never missing a shot of my JAR ever again
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:03:15 PM
No.536736556
[Report]
>>536736672
 
>>536736479
>i LOVE when companies fuck me in the ass and take away my options!!!!
kys cattle
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:03:47 PM
No.536736597
[Report]
 
>889mb update
>no patch note
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:03:56 PM
No.536736607
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>>536736173
yeah thats how references work
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:04:22 PM
No.536736638
[Report]
>>536736812
 
So what’s this about us shitting our pants today on top of the warbond? We are getting 1 new copy&paste biome, 1 new annoying unit per faction and 1 new mission type that is an asset flip of an existing one? No free red strategems btw
Buying the warbond instantly and stealth fagging in every lobby today which i expect you fags to have ready and waiting for me once i get off work in 4 hours, chop chop
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:04:56 PM
No.536736672
[Report]
 
>>536736556
>companies need to take care of our hecking true and valid modders and their coomer mods or they are transphobic 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:05:41 PM
No.536736729
[Report]
>>536736876
 
We will never get a new red
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:05:57 PM
No.536736747
[Report]
>>536737427
 
>>536736479
Leadership should be conditioned by skill. Arrowhead have proven a lack of skill. Therefore the authority on what the game should and should not be goes to us, the players. That's not socialism, that's just hierarchy done right, the able above the lesser.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:06:07 PM
No.536736757
[Report]
>>536737013
 
>>536736404
Get into the pod to drop down
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:06:51 PM
No.536736812
[Report]
>>536736868
 
>>536736638
I think there's a decent chance we're also getting another warbond.
 
 
its 6:05. they're fucking late.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:06:58 PM
No.536736821
[Report]
 
I will be giving Sweden my money today
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:07:18 PM
No.536736849
[Report]
 
>>536735914
Can you Catbox it? i only use the glowing purple one anyways
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:07:19 PM
No.536736852
[Report]
 
>>536736814
1 hour retard
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:07:31 PM
No.536736868
[Report]
 
>>536736812
the fat retard already confirmed as much
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:07:38 PM
No.536736876
[Report]
>>536737054
 
>>536736729
It'll just be airstrike but gas
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:07:44 PM
No.536736884
[Report]
 
>>536736524
You're also never turning around before 10 years with those ergonomics. Use iron sights.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:08:22 PM
No.536736935
[Report]
 
>>536736814
One more hour, anon
 
 
Laser LMG med pen minimum support weapon with the cooling things in a backpack please, I'll forgive anything and everything Swedes have done.
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:09:23 PM
No.536737013
[Report]
>>536737120
 
>>536736757
I did that and it just sits there after I pick a place to drop. It’s like it’s waiting for more people to join but it never happens.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:10:07 PM
No.536737054
[Report]
 
>>536736876
>Eagle Gas Strike
My Favorite.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:10:11 PM
No.536737063
[Report]
 
Wait so Halo drops today? Bruh I got a job to be at till 5PM lmao
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:10:11 PM
No.536737064
[Report]
 
Xbox newfrens are free, you can just relocate them, I've surprised 423 cuties with a D10 dive
 
Giving Sweden 10 euros today
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:10:50 PM
No.536737120
[Report]
>>536737196
 
>>536737013
The devs are colossal retards, if it's not taking you to the loadout screen they probably broke something
 
 
How often do you take breaks from this game anon?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:19 PM
No.536737167
[Report]
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:22 PM
No.536737171
[Report]
>>536744169
 
The fact that there isn’t an infinite gamemode where you drop onto the planet and have to defend an objective for as long as possible against waves of enemies that increase in difficulty with re-arms and reinforcements possible only every like 5-10 waves is criminal.
I just want to hold out against overhwelming ods forever
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:49 PM
No.536737196
[Report]
>>536737290
 
>>536737120
I select my load out. Select “ready up” and it just shows squad with only me in it no matter how long I wait.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:11:51 PM
No.536737203
[Report]
>>536737254
 
>>536737078
Planning on donating to the HIV awareness fund, anon?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:12:35 PM
No.536737254
[Report]
 
>>536737203
Yeah I care about your dad
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:13:01 PM
No.536737290
[Report]
>>536737351
 
>>536737196
They probably fucked something, every single patch they find a new way to keep the game from functioning
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:13:52 PM
No.536737351
[Report]
 
>>536737290
Thanks good to know. This won’t be an issue when I can play with my friends later but I at least wanted to try this stupid game. Oh well
 
 
>>536737009
you had me untill the
>cooling things in a backpack 
if the Lasercannon doesn't need a backpack then why would a MMG but laser need it
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:13:59 PM
No.536737364
[Report]
 
>>536737140
i play one or two operations then go do something else for the rest of the day. but i also dont spend my entire fucking day here crying about random bullshit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:14:43 PM
No.536737414
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:14:46 PM
No.536737424
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>>536737009
the double edge sickle is what you're asking for
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:14:49 PM
No.536737427
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>>536736747
Helldivers is a product that Arrowhead owns. It's not a political structure, my reddit retard.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:15:14 PM
No.536737461
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>>536737363
Their excuse to make it powerful and/or big huge backpack reload would simply be cool
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:16:03 PM
No.536737524
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CAM strike red stratagem
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:16:14 PM
No.536737535
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>>536737363
its a minifridge full of those funny-colored ice packs
 
 
why hasn't halo fucking dropped yet
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:16:26 PM
No.536737552
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>>536737631
 
new warbond doko
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:00 PM
No.536737597
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SEAF troops squad green strategem WHEN
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:04 PM
No.536737605
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Did they fucking fix status effects?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:16 PM
No.536737616
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>HELLCHUDS ARE FASCISTS !!!!
Why are they like this again ? And what compels someone to write it like that ?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:32 PM
No.536737631
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>>536737552
stashed behind a bush 43 minutes down the block
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:41 PM
No.536737641
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>>536737570
Is a cactus in a persons rectum pleasurable yet?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:17:58 PM
No.536737661
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>>536737570
Maybe with stealthfagging we will be able to do with the warbond, otherwise no
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:18:31 PM
No.536737704
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>>536737536
it's not time
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:18:42 PM
No.536737725
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>>536737078
DON'T DO IT BROLY!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:18:43 PM
No.536737726
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>>536737675
It's all I ever wanted...
 
 
>>536737363
Imagine a backpack that increased the heat cap of all energy weapons, as well as sped up their cooling rate.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:19:20 PM
No.536737770
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>>536737536
Gota arbitrarily delay it for 3 hours
Why? Because fuck you that's why
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:19:21 PM
No.536737773
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>>536737842
 
it would be insanely kino if all the voicelines got replaced with helljumper if you wear the armor
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:19:50 PM
No.536737814
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>>536737675
>they're actually making caves
FUUUUARK we're so back
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:20:13 PM
No.536737842
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>>536737773
Then forget about it because swedish devs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:20:31 PM
No.536737870
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:20:48 PM
No.536737886
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>>536737675
>Caves where you can't call in stratagems 
Oh fuck
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:21:11 PM
No.536737908
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:21:53 PM
No.536737962
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>>536737570
are niggers human?
 
 
Do we know the odst passive?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:22:08 PM
No.536737985
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>>536737675
>Brightness to max
I'm ready
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:22:22 PM
No.536737998
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:22:24 PM
No.536738001
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>>536738083
 
Why aren't you guys mad about a crossover in your fun little alien game? Is Halo kino enough for you guys or something
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:22:40 PM
No.536738020
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>>536737761
would be cool though i imagine they wouldn't make it because "the backpack and weapons aren't connected so how can it cool them te he" reaslism only aplies to fuck us, not to give us cool shit
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:22:45 PM
No.536738024
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>>536737675
>Dark as fuck caves
Flashlight confirmed meta
 
 
>>536738001
Everyone is mad, but there is also literally nothing anyone can do about it. Arrowhead sold out and ruined HD2 just like nearly every modern game dev because money beats integrity and quality.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:23:37 PM
No.536738089
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>>536737675
Neato. Looks like it's not a mission in a cave but it has one massive cave structure in the middle you have to go outside of to call in your strats. I wonder what it'll look like on non desert planets or if the bugs terraform any hive planet to always be a desert due to highly evolved bug bullshit.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:24:07 PM
No.536738125
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>>536738316
 
Anyone got the helghast, helldiver, ODST picture?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:24:49 PM
No.536738168
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>>536738559
 
>>536738083
You don't speak for me, faggot.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:24:49 PM
No.536738169
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>>536737675
Imagine a bug breach in such a tight and enclosed space
 
 
>>536737974
>reveal POIs from further away
>no broken legs
>"less footstep noise"(?) 
 
>>536738083
>Everyone is mad
Where? ODST at least fits this game since it was a direct inspiration
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:25:47 PM
No.536738232
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>>536738386
 
>>536738174
>dogshit
oh ok thanks... i guess....
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:26:08 PM
No.536738256
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:26:59 PM
No.536738303
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>>536737675
Bringing a flamethrower in there is going to be kino.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:27:17 PM
No.536738316
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>>536738125
I only have this one
 
 
alright
i updated the sc mod but catbox is having a melty (it doesn't work at all)
you guys fine with google drive or mega?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:28:03 PM
No.536738368
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>>536738174
Quieter footsteps is just the scout armor's "harder for enemies to detect you". ODST is basically just the scout passive at 75% effect, replacing the rest with your legs being OK.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:28:13 PM
No.536738380
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Cave map and the extraction Is a warthog run
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:28:15 PM
No.536738383
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>>536728231
Oh yeah btw i had an interesting interaction earlier tonight, shooting the gls while they were firing killed it automatically. Is that normal, or did i just kill one at low health?
 
 
>>536738232
>can see POIs from further away, which can be nice in mega-cities
>no broken legs means i wont be forced to use a stim if my legs are not okay
>stealth QoL
its like you faggots want something to surpass siege ready or something on the same level as siege ready
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:28:20 PM
No.536738394
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>>536738329
Mega sounds great.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:29:27 PM
No.536738473
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>>536737675
This is gonna take like 600 years to come out isn't it
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:29:28 PM
No.536738475
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>>536738386
meta-faggotry has run rampant. i get wanting your armor to be useful but honestly at the end of the day, its all about fashion. games too easy anyways to worry about meta.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:29:34 PM
No.536738484
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>>536738329
Thanks anon, mega is sounds good
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:04 PM
No.536738518
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>>536738386
you know what I'd like
a guarantee that this armor passive will eventually be on heavy armor too
that's not going to happen, though
 
 
>>536738386
You're right we need more perks like servo assisted and advanced filtration! Complete dogshit that nobody uses is a great addition to the game!!!!
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:10 PM
No.536738528
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>>536738649
 
>die in the cave
>can't get reinforced until someone comes out of the cave
yikes!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:16 PM
No.536738536
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>>536738661
 
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241941810949/76561198993299329
lobby
ded thred edition
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:37 PM
No.536738559
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>>536738168
>>536738197
No one is arguing with you because we know you're too stupid to understand anything. You think the copycat dogshit series of Halo that never once did anything new is good, you're too poor and uneducated to be helped. Thank god you can't migrate to the first world.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:44 PM
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>>536737974
Just stealth shit. No practical combat benefit aside from invulnerable legs, which can be achieved with other armour sets that aren't stealth focused i.e. servo assisted and that ceremonial set I forget the name of. Also like that other anon said you can just equip the scout armour and have the same effect + radar pings, unless 'silent footsteps' is a different variable
You're either wearing this if you're a solofag or if you just like the armour design.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:30:47 PM
No.536738571
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>>536738736
 
>stuck shitposting until the new warbond drops
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:31:01 PM
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>>536738386
>boy kisser
>calls others 'faggots'
??????????
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:31:35 PM
No.536738609
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>>536738197
People have been shitposting about third party crossovers for weeks retard
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:01 PM
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>>536738770
 
Cuckdivers wya?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:12 PM
No.536738646
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>>536738083
I'm not mad. You're mad.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:14 PM
No.536738649
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>>536738528
maybe they'll implement auto reinforcements at the mouth of the cave if someone dies inside?
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:22 PM
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:35 PM
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Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:51 PM
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>>536738932
 
>>536738197
>ODST at least fits this game
None of this shit fits the game.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:32:56 PM
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28 minutes retards!
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:33:01 PM
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>>536738519
yeah, we shouldnt get any new content, like, at all, bro.
they wont give us any new OP meta content, so why bother making content in the first place?
should just put the EoS sign up right now.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:33:16 PM
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>>536738910
 
>>536738571
If only there was am easy way to escape this place
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:33:45 PM
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>>536738629
watching their wifes boyfriend playing HD2 on their xbox from a nearby chair
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:35:32 PM
No.536738910
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>>536738736
and go where outside please
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:35:46 PM
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>>536738698
but they added the skull decal and the plug port on the back of the helmet and everything ;(
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:35:57 PM
No.536738949
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>>536738519
heavy advanced filtration with vitality makes you completely immune to gas, and thus is one of the best armor passives against bugs
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:37:55 PM
No.536739103
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Anyone else just loading into xbox lobbies to team kill everyone?
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:40:03 PM
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20 minutes
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 1:43:37 PM
No.536739484
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>>536722347
>Brute chief Vs Fleshmob
Brute Chieftain. Canonically, they've shrugged off explosives that should have killed them. The first ones Blue Team encounter were eating magazines of 7.62x11mm to the head. 
>Stalker vs Spec ops elite.
An unthinking insect vs the deadliest wetwork agents the covies have to offer?
>Grunt vs SEAF
People forget, but grunts are strong as hell. Fuel rod guns weigh 51lbs fully loaded and grunts can carry them singlehandedly. They also eat humans. That said, they're retards that live off farts and get scared of anything so SEAF wins
>Banshee vs Stingray
Banshees are capable of fighting air to air, stingrays are a ground attack unit. Problem is, banshees are slow as shit in their tactical mode, only flying around 67mph. So it's the unstoppable retard vs the immovable faggot.
>Phantom Vs Warp ship
Phantoms are true gunships, warp ships are just transport. Not really a fair comparison.
>Overseer vs Blue Elite
Assuming you mean elite minor, hard to say. Elites are taller and heavier than overseers, but are also fast and skilled in melee. Overseers are kinda slow and use heavy swipes, while elite minors aren't allowed to carry energy swords becauze sanghelios is gay. So it's just kinda whoever lands a good hit first. 
>Charger Vs Hunter
Big bug vs lots of little bugs carrying an AT weapon? I think big bug loses
>Leviathan vs Scarab
Slow Aircraft vs thing carrying anti aircraft gun? I give it to the AA platform.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 2:41:54 PM
No.536744169
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>>536737171
shitters that can't last one wave would feel excluded and cry to Arrowhead until nerfs happen
remember that asset defense used to be fairly challenging before bufftoddlers got indulged
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:22:34 PM
No.536747712
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Sleepy Justice
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 3:29:31 PM
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>>536734528
>>536734956
I bitched to support about it like a month and a half ago when I bought SC edition and made the request literally three days before that announcement. They didn't refund me. They did also say it's still planned but it wouldn't be on the 26th exactly. Which, benefit of the doubt, launch day and all, but I'm still very displeased with the situation. But it may be a few days, I give it until Friday morning before I reply and bitch more to get it.
 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:13:19 PM
No.536752130
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Alright, just woke up. How bad is it /hdg/
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 4:30:32 PM
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>>536725285
Has to do with running a distributed system and update rollout. For zero downtime, you have to assume you have a mix of versions playing at any time. So at a minimum you're going to have 3-4 versions deployed and calling home. You'll have version n+1 (new) n (old prod) maybe n-1(slowpokes). Each of those versions has a different asset bundle associated with them, with the same semantic asset (say, texture for B-01) represented by potentially a different set of components making it up (raw image info+different shaders yada yada). 
If you end up cracking open the data files you'll see what looks like duplication, but is really just a bunch of assets guarded switch statement somewhere. And that isn't taking into account different hardware platforms. You *could* structure your releases so that your client (steam) only pulls down the asset bundle for the platform you're on. You don't necessarily have to do it that way though. It's all about what tradeoffs they decided to make. 
>t. CS anon 
 
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:20:25 PM
No.536758479
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I be hittin the uninstall button for the time being
Your hype might blind you to this fact but they're taking the game in a bad direction