Thread 538812332

Be nice to Yuel for she does not have long left.

2.20 Patch Notes (Wilnas' release)
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=7k5v0136p_iq

>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODs
Congratulations to Wilnas anon and 2B anon for their Golden Golshis, the VODs are up on the channel.
https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN
https://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/
Next tournament is likely the end of September.
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>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ
>This week's F2P rotation
Gran, Ferry, Yuel, Belial
>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
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https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
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https://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
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https://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
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Previous thread: >>538680498

This thread will be mice

*pees on your parade*

EX Yuel will have the longest left!

rising's saviour

>>538812720
why?

stop pissing in the lobby

You know what would improve this game?

Buffing Beelzebub

>>538813019
>stop pissing in the *sloshes piss into your mouth until you drown*

>>538813257
you think im that easy to drown?

Zako zako for season 3

Crab or Lobster?

>>538814968
I'll take an order of philly rolls please
i love smoked salmon+cream cheese

>>538815069
Sorry, we serve traditional only

fine chiriashi bowl

>>538814968
Shotgun shells, nails and Prozac salad with a glass of bleach

>>538814968
i could go for some lobster, i havnt had either in years,,,

i luv sheep

>>538813120
so true, he's strugglin

>>538814968
Lobster STICKS TO MAGNET

>farm pink square player for more than an hour
>nothing
>lose 1(one game) to someone else
>demote to green
?????????

>>538816541
Was me
GGs

>>538816541
styop caring about the stupid square

>>538816541
GGs shake my cock squarelet, I bet you don't even own a lake

>>538816652
It's demoralizing. It makes it look like those wins didn't mean anything

>>538816837
it didn't, i was pretending to lose and the game knew it so it didn't count them

I am green and I want to kill myself

Green is a pretty color!

Cag's poop is green

Sex with this character

it ain't easy being green

>Wilnas vs Seox
10-10 matchup lmao

>>538814646
Why are you calling her mid?

>>538819882
what the fuck is this

>>538820024
NTA but it's Zannen Jokanbu Black General-san, or "Precarious Woman Executive Miss Black General". It's a nice little read, if you've ever read that story of the polite orc being harassed by a nympho elf, it's from the same author.

bwos I need to confess
2xko isn't actually that fun
in fact I can't even say if it's actually fun at all
save me Granblueman

>>538822983
Nobody expected 2xko to be fun.

>>538814968
what kind of shit ass restaurant is this that only serve two fucking options

is he cooking chat?

>>538822983
Hardly a confession when it's the general consensus. Come on back, anon. We'll laugh at this dumpster fire from a distance.

>>538814968
is lobster really that good or is it overrated
being poor sucks...

>>538823149
no

>>538823197
crab is better

Hello!
How are you today?
Will you eat something nice?

>>538823342
>How are you today?
I hit Six with Wilnas and he exploded
>Will you eat something nice?
I had cake a few hours ago

>>538823494
based

>>538822983
I gave up on fighting games after buying all the current ones and not enjoying them as much, CoTW might be the last one I try unless Grub 3 comes out

>>538822983
tagslop isn't fun? breaking new ground here.

>>538823197
It's not bad but for the price it usually go for, definitely overrated, you're paying more for the raising than the food itself really.

you will have fun today

>>538829039
i refuse

>>538824241
Who is this? I demand you unchibi this creature NOW!

>>538823494
>I hit Six with Wilnas and he exploded
This instantly comes to mind despite Wilnas not being a grappler

>>538829689
it's the best girl in the game, who is unpopular because granblue players are the worst

>>538834049
oh yeah and her name is sarasa
or "threo" if you're a weirdo

https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatake
any streamboars

evens metera
odds vaseraga

>>538842601
I love this pic.

>>538804597
>except blueslop slows down the opponent and comes out a lot quicker
except you can spam it more than an ultimate in comparison and it leads to a guaranteed auto combo always unlike many combo extension ultimates even, and is safeish, is plus, yadayadayda. the point is, the FACT that it can even be compared to and is in some cases better than a fucking ultimate already says a lot
>it's a waste of skl
a plus ob, auto combo on hit, full screen, projectile eating reactioncheck move that also turns you invincible if you get a hit and is 95% of the time unpunishable is not a waste of skl. perish.

I hate proximity detection in this game
I hate proximity detection in this game
I hate proximity detection in this game
I hate proximity detection in this game

Proximity normals are bad and wrong.

>>538842601
thank you

>>538843081
I hate c.H specifically. It keeps screwing me over after hitting 2H

>>538842890
noob

if wire is so bad why does every 2B immediately do it again on whiff?

>>538845672
>Wire
>Bad
Who the fuck say this, hatsoon?

>>538845672
because shitters keep getting hit by the second wire
if you dodge both the 2b ends up feeling like a retard

>>538845672
because its cheap. actual le bad moves never get used, but 2Bs will never know what having a bad move feels like

Horse pussy status???

>>538846732
>2Bs will never know what having a bad move feels like
uuh what about uuuuuh uuuh
jump L

>>538847746
got buffed

>>538847743
tight and moist

>>538846732
i use this skill (pictured)

>>538847743
Fried

>>538846732
pic not related

The Zeta buffing ritual commences smoothly, but I still need more energy.

I will use my energy to contribute life energy onto zeta as part of the ritual

if you need me I will be in my ritual quarters, knock before entering. knock very loudly so I can hear, sometimes I get into a trance while performing ritual duties.

>>538853361
this but meg

>>538853485
The character isn't even out, yet.

anti-buffing ritual...

>>538853565
i'm making sure she beats zoners 8-2

Here are your season 3 and 4 guest characters.

>>538857954
I would puke.

>>538834049
She used to be popular when when we had like three SSR cows. Some people are still latched onto her.

>>538857954
HOLY FLOPPAAAA

>>538857954
>this is someone's tier S

>>538858632

epic

>>538857954
>who do you main anon
>oh I main Conan
>Who the fuck is Conan
>Oh well he's like a detective that was magically turned back into a kid or something because of a witches curse, but he still just functions entirely the same but the only real difference in his life is that he is /ss/ bait now

>>538857954
>>538858632
That’s my daughter

>>538859316
>that was magically turned back into a kid or something because of a witches curse
did you seriously never watch or read detective conan? what kind of subhumans am I sharing the thread with?

looks like dogshit. i don't care how good the story is, it looks like SHIT!

kids?

Blue Archive general is two pages down

>>538860809
it's all fake teen lolis there

Sex

>>538861003
sax

sexlotta

>>538861260
bat for season 3

>>538838845
whorse

>>538861003
unsex

>>538861431
Shocking truth

>>538861903
that one sakura hater is rolling in his grave (also in hell).

>>538861003
>>538861290

>>538863247
I will now main this character.

>>538863247
ex lotta looking great!

I want to KISS a Cow!

>>538864427
Don't do this. It creates methane gas.

dear stink,
i am the captain now

>>538867123
*powers up* *releases inhibitors* *removes weighted clothes* *farts loudly* Ugly eyes.

>>538862052
>even my edits of my edits get saved
I control this general...

>>538867836
You're our queen, blue Nier

>>538867739
man stop posting this ugly ass shit gramps
give us some pawgs or something

>>538867123
i think that art style is lovely and im glad you enjoy it

>>538867973
I am not him.

i'll hang out here for a bit

>>538868660
>fox
no thanks

>>538868660
region?

>>538869521
NA EC
all latency welcome

I like brick

I'm watching Bread.

I am not playing

>>538869607
I'll be there in a couple of minutes

I’m playing with my penis while looking at granblue porn

>>538868660
tail needs to be bigger

>>538870739
cute tits

>>538870739
WOAH

>>538870739
eel niia's...bare...exposed...breasties...

>>538871360
thank you

>>538870739
her tits arent that big
kys upplayer

>>538871360
I’m not eating that

>>538871360
mmm niia poop

>>538871715
I am drinking that

>>538870739
imagine the stench from underneath those puppies

Mum, there's some weird people in the lobby

>>538872194
>こんにちは、遊んでみませんか?主人公はメテラ。

>>538872952
english, youwillneverbejapanese-kun

Alright, what's the zeta rhapsody counterplay

I just 66L'd a man to death while laughing hysterically and not being serious at all. I can't believe a lot of you genuinely defend this move and think it's totally ok to have a universally amazing dash attack that skips the gameplay for you. It's unreal, I hope it gets more noticed way down the line and goes down as one of the worst things to ever be in a fighting game in the entire history of the genre.

It's one thing to have retarded shit in a game that is primarily kusoge trash, but games like versus try to at least LOOK like a serious fighting game and then 66L happens. They sell shirts of this move btw.

>>538875968
hoe?

>>538876753
Please don't use such derogatory terms of her.

>>538876634
>I just 66L'd a man to death while laughing hysterically and not being serious at all.
edgy

>>538877609
I don't get it.

>>538878274
He posted
>[Le ebin horsegal]
You're supposed to laugh
Hahahaha silly horsegal

>>538878274
what's not to get

what does yuel say when she back throws
it sounds silly
miketemiiii

an animal with thumbs

>>538871715
>>538871360
>>538875745
paying this whorse for sex

>>538878536
Why you post your faggot horse gacha game here, unprompted.

>>538877609
Could you survive her Nice Tackle?

Summer is over

>>538876994
but that’s what she says

>>538879228
Been over here for about a month already.

>Brick is playing Cagliostro
The troons finally got him....

>>538879024
Supe is so sexy.

>>538880008
MA'AM THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEG

>>538879264
Well, she shouldn't call people hoes. Except the ones who deserve it.

>>538867836
i made the original smiling nier doll in mspaint so i own you.

>>538879489
he was already a ladiva main

>>538880270
nah

>>538880483
Djeeta must be cumming so hard

>>538880641
nu uh

>>538880758
>>538880008
that's one sexy body

>>538880483
SNIFFA

>>538880483
>>538882047
Djeeta is so lucky...

I gave 2XKO another chance before uninstalling it because maybe it was just a rough start, and maybe i would like it more if i played a little longer.
I spent 30 minutes in training mode just playing around and webm is what i came up with.
Vaseraga has the biggest damage in the game from what i read and watched but this might be too much.
Note that this kills every character in the game, this is round start and all i need to do is land a special that gives me a mixup between overhead, command grab, quick slash that debuffs my opponent, or just doing nothing because im + if i do nothing and then i can just go into a hit to do it again.
They can technically Break the combo, but even if they do they cannot stop me from hitting them once i land the hit for the rest of the round, unless it goes for like 80 seconds, which it wont because the game is so fast and volatile.
I found in my matches that most character combinations can kill you off a single touch, and if you play with an assist (which i dont) can have 6 meters, because each character has their won meter.
I thought the game was advertised to be friendly for beginners but wont beginners get hit by this and stop playing?
I wonder how it is in other tag/team fighters, are they always so fast and increadibly high in damage and mixups, plus assists making you so safe that its basically a risk to go for a punish?
Sorry for posting again about it and it will be the last time but i wanted to get some different views.

uh that is not granblue fantasy versus rising

>>538882359
i love footsies when one touch means death

>>538882591
neither is horsetroonery

>>538882591
do not look at the steam top seller list right now

>got matched with the same guy over and over
>eventually he ragequit because he kept losing
I-I'm sorry...

>>538882359
is that you vaseanon?

>>538882951
Digimon bros... we're losing to the gays...

>>538882359
>are they always so fast and increadibly high in damage and mixups
dumb question
every fighting game is different

>>538883208
would be based if wasn't ai

>>538883208
imagine being the devs of battlefield 6 and you are almost being outsold by... femboy futa house.

granblue fantasy versus rising. when will we be in the top sellers?

>>538882359
They really should've kept this game like a slightly more technical Rising Thunder instead of making it whatever the fuck this is.

>>538883440
reminder that this was the first teaser footage they showed

>>538883348
When Cygames adds a femboy character, apparently.

>>538883340
Stop being homosexual... nyow...

>>538883208
there are a lot of gay faggots in the world

>>538883541
I will never forgive whoever convinced them to go from 1v1 to a tag fighter

>>538883440
>>538883541
>>538883747
cl0ckwork joined the team 5 years ago and badgered them into making it tagsloppa

>>538883632
It is Satyr's turn.

>>538883095
Yes.
>>538883312
True but the types are there for a reason i think?
>>538883440
>>538883541
They look pretty close to each other. I didnt know that it was supposed to be a 1v1 at first.

>>538884086
Satyr is NOT futa
Futa is not femboy

>>538884198
I didn't imply the second one but I take offense with the first.

>>538884142
>True but the types are there for a reason i think?
tag teams usually have really strong mix ups thanks to assist holding down the opponent and the main character going for high/low/crossup whatever, which makes good defense that much more impressive

>>538882359
>>538884142
Oh nice to see you try other games. I would be playing 2XKO too but they didn't add any of my favorites or never will so it can die.
>I wonder how it is in other tag/team fighters, are they always so fast and increadibly high in damage and mixups, plus assists making you so safe that its basically a risk to go for a punish?
Yes, this is natural due to the tag nature of the game where multiple characters attack you. It is really easy to open up people in those games. Imagine if this was a tag game and you did Vaseraga's low combined with Lowain's 66H overhead for example, your opponent would have to learn which one hits first, which is almost impossible considering you can just delay them and mix them up. That's why the GO1 clip of him 1v3ing his opponent in DBFZ is absolutely legendary, here in this game you just hold down back and delay 2L to deal with 90% of the game (or BC), in tag games you must defend well from high, lows, left and right coming from everywhere.

Stuff like Marvel Tokon is already called "slow as fuck" by tag players standards, so every tag game is different. I think you might like it more than 2XKO, assuming you don't mind Marvel, which is a turnoff for some. It is also developed by the same guy who developed Rising.

>>538884598
>>>>>>content
worst word to ever exist

>>538883208
The Digimon game is pretty fun, too bad for Denuvo.

>timer runs out
>have ever so slightly more hp than my opponent
>5% hp on my character is less than 3% hp on their character so i lose

It was my mistake for expecting anything else, really.

Thanks for joining me, fellas!
I'll yip some more another time!

>>538884929
ggs ty for the games!!!

>>538882359
I think this is the type of move you'd make if you want to be the next MvC3, which is how I read both 2XKO and Tokon, but more 2XKO. A huge part of the appeal has always been streamboars and CUHRAZY combos and moments, but to get those moments you have to let characters do shit like that.

I think generally there's a sliding scale between deliberate games and cuhrazy games, and the scale is determined by how many options you give the players. Personal taste, but to me tagfighters like MAHVEL go too far, there's so many options that the gameplay becomes too random and you don't really have a feeling that the outcome is controlled by the players outwitting each other.

yool players are mice

>>538885537
that's because i love you guys

why does half of this gen play yool

>>538886113
Isn't it just the one guy?

>>538886163
issa one fox

>>538886163
there are at least 2

>>538883747
I'll grant that the move makes some sense in that the source game involves teams, and people might want to recreate their teams in the game. But mainly tag fighter is a less hotly contested market at this moment.

The nature of fighting games is "winner takes all." You need a player base for people to enjoy the game and people tend to head for the most populated game, so success begets success. It's not enough to just make a good game, if nobody's playing it nobody can enjoy it.

If you're going into 1v1 you're fighting SF6. Riot would know that it would be after SF6 had time to get established and that SF6 was going to be AAA and highly dominant. That's a big risk to take with a fresh IP from a fresh company.

But SF6 is not a tag fighter, so if you like tag fighters - and we know people do - you have to go elsewhere. To an elsewhere that really hasn't had a ton of notable entries in recent years.

>>538884612
Tokon seems to be at 4 characters per team?
Could you post that clip?
Thank you for answering.
>>538885516
I feel like the assists just add so much safety and threat at the same time, and in 2XKO you can summon an assist even if one character is dead, which is very confusing.

>>538883920
As well as boosting its speed to outpace even the sweatiest Mahvel and BBTag plays.
All of the backdashing whenever there are skills on cooldown is obnoxious enough in Rising, but holy shit Texaco puts MvC3 and DBFZ to shame with how often one or both players are rapidly backdashing at opposing edges of the screen while waiting for their assist to come back.

is this game fun?
>>538883208
I see..

>>538887663
its aight, you can download the free trial version and do 95% of the content for free including netplay. you can also just cheat the full game for free if you are poor.

I was hoping there would be a bruise today...

>>538887850
it's been so long

>>538887013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD6R6r5sS1U

huh, never knew Yuel mentions Kou in Rising. Does she mention You?

>>538888114
Yeah, pretty sure there hasn't been a bruise daily the whole week.

>>538888150
i was there
there were seasons were dbfz was so fun to watch
so many stories and rivalries and high level pro players playing the game

>>538888160
yeah she mentions i'm sexy quite frequently in the secret direct-to-brain transmissions from the screen

I was told to come here for my first fighting game, please take care of me.

>>538889936
>he fell for it

>>538889936
We'll take good care of you.

>>538889936
Who will you play

>>538882359
Vaseraga has a lot of damage but he's not the highest damage character in the game as far as I know.
I was going to say this is kinda like 100% RISC Chipp or 0 BP Avatar, but tthen I thought about it and even for those you need to actually interact lol. Those two also never happen, but you had this exact scenario happen to you yesterday.
That's the thing about Burst and why I hate it. Yeah, Burst is strong, it's a free get out of jail card, but then they ''balance'' that by giving everyone retarded damage, mixups and combos. Some games even have ''burst-safe'' routes, which is fucking retarded.
Let's be honest, they are just too lazy to come up with an actual good/satisfying combo system that
>feels good on both ends
>is not infinite damage
>does not go on forever
>does not loop into 50/50 into itself
They just slap Burst on the game and call it a day because then you don't need to do all that shit.
Or maybe they don't, maybe they just like that kind of shit.
Obviously ToDing a character in a tag game is different than ToDing someone in Granblue, but I don't think it's any more fun.
All in all, there's a reason no one fucking plays XRD/+R/Marvel

>>538889936
Meet us at the japanese platform lobby in a couple of hours

>>538889936
welcome to the clubhouse

>>538889936
hewwo
enjoy your stay
stay away from the kangaroos and the niers
don't feel afraid to ask if you have any question

Im up for more games, any eu gamer wants to play?

>>538890698
But the lobby is all kangaroos and niers...

>>538861260
Tuba

>>538890738
I'm in the lobby

Maids for season 3

>>538889936
Welcome, unless you play Vaseraga, Lowain or Metera in which case fuck off.

>>538889936
Ayo

>>538889936
welcome, welcome!

>>538886113
>>538886163
>>538886495
Pretty sure it's 3 who actually play, and a bunch of shitposting

another day of playing like an B-rank...

>>538888150
man to me it's such a tragedy that I didn't get to play DBFZ.
It's funny, I like slower paced games. Any FG you give me where people can just press a button and instnatly teleport behind the other guy? Oh God, what a kusoge. Wait, you're telling me they have a homing dash that flies across the screen?! How does anyone even play this?
Is what I would say to any game that isnt DBFZ.
Like, that's how they fight in the anime. instant teleport? That's what they do. dragon dash? Yup. Jumping, flying all over the place, huge blasts of energy.
DBFZ feels, first and foremost, like a game. I don't care if Vanish would be stupid in other games, it's fun as fuck in DBFZ

Anon said another day.... like Stinky used to say... Stinky my poor, poor Stinky...

>>538893271
he logs on but doesnt wanna engage with us
it's SO over

>>538893792
based

>>538888150
that casting is so terrible it detracts from the experience
seriously
https://youtu.be/3ElXGllTpp0
learn to fucking cast
niggers

>>538893792
i bullied his b rank ass out

>>538894491
holy unhype

>>538894872
you are fucking BLACK
https://youtu.be/s0GOmF--keA
https://youtu.be/R6Spccnf3qw

l obb y ?

>>538895142
black genre lil pup
OUR game

>KOd by being butt slammed into a pancake by Anila
> KOd by getting aids from Meteras butt attack
>KOd by getting smacked by Yuels fluffy tail
>KOd by getting squeezed by Galleons thighs
choose /gbvsg/

>>538895774
Did Yuel wash her tail? Depending on the answer it's either that or Galleon's thighs

>>538895774
Galleon

>>538895905
yes

>>538890852
im not either of these. im not even in a clique.

>>538896032
I will suffocate in the puffy clean tail and I will die happy

>>538896232
Gran Anon...

>>538895474
No solicitors please.

>>538895774
the choice is clear

>>538894491
>old dota ui
hello tobiwan my racist king.
>>538895474
that is myself trying to get into the orange juice club.

>>538895774
KOd by being choked to death in between meg's cheeks like vegeta

>>538894491
that was pretty cool
I went for the leaguetard route, but I always admitted DotA was a much superior game to LoL, I just had more friends playing the latter

doturd cope, league mogs it into the dirt

>>538897060
>but I always admitted DotA was a much superior game to LoL
are you some kind of gamecuck?
they are different games with their upsides and downsides

>>538897191
I played both and no DotA mogged LoL in every field, dont want to start an off-topic rant so I'll just leave it here
it's not like different flavors, it's like eating vanilla and vanilla but made better

>>538897191
in defense of dota players they have real reasons to hate the original developers of league.

i need my cygames moba.

Woman for season 3

>>538897570
I would play the SHIT out of Heroes of the Sky Realm

>>538897787
>Heroes of the Storm
and that's a game that mogged both but trashed by both MOBAtards and Blizzard. sad

>>538897768
>a split personality?
Why did she say Woman twice?

>>538897768
FUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKK
THIS REDHEADED BITCH GOT ME DROOLING AT THE KEYBOARD
i am so weak for redheaded short dress wearing whores like sutr from arknights

>>538897871
I will be forever angry about Blizzard cutting support for it when it was slowly, but steadily growing.
Line didn't go up far enough I guess. Fucking faggots.

>>538897871
hots had so many good ideas and such horrible horrible decision making. fuck overwatch heroes btw


when is paragon?

>>538897570
>>538897787
They are in development rn
https://youtu.be/jRc7kJq-HX8?si=djYWDdRbF3vujc1p

>>538897570
>in defense of dota players they have real reasons to hate the original developers of league.
It's been more than a decade, man. It's time to let go.

>>538897949
Her VA also voiced Bocchi the Rock

>>538898261
see you guys in 15 years

>>538897768
>a woman
what did she mean by this

>>538898650
its her disability

lowain niggers need to rope themselves already

>>538894491
>dota 2
not even going to watch
dotards and loltards get the rope

>>538899390
https://youtu.be/L9ZS7fWsQK0

>>538897768
>How dare you evil Chuds boot me off the boat just because I'm an evil angel with evil black wings, and a skull accessory on my belt? Didn't you see my giant bazoongas?

>>538899476
how are these better?

>>538883312
>dumb question
his question was not only perfectly reasonable but also accurate? almost all tag games are giga kuso with tods and infinite pressure/mixups

>tagfloppaaaaa
no zanks

Hmmmm pig

>>538901183
funny pig

>>538901183
why does pig always look so distraught everytime i see an image of her

>>538901304
she knows she's about to be turned into delicious bacon

>>538901304
i think in that pic she's getting bullied by a (very erotic) 40 year old hag

>>538901304
SoL heroine forced into comedy setting

>>538901595
which hag?

Today is Friday in California

>>538902015
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11981125&tags=bhaisa+

https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
https://www.start.gg/tournament/paragonline-gbvsr-82/attendees
2bbros we are SO back, it's another yoru dub

>>538902146
ah yes this hag is very cute with her tired eyes.

>>538900704
his question is dumb because he never played any other tag games
and you sound anally butthurt and like someone who never got good at one

>>538904073
not knowing because you have never experienced something doesn't make you dumb, retard.

>>538858220
she was popular when ground zero did damage
WHEN she gets added I hope she has GZ and she can just whip it out for a fullscreen projectile punish and it sets her to 1HP and gives her a "can't be chip killed for ~12 seconds or something" buff
>>538902146
why the fuck did they make every other new character from that event playable EXCEPT bhaisa she was the only good one

>>538904213
>are all *game type* the same?
yeah it does, also
notice how he didn't care at all and you got offended on his behalf like a little bitch that you are kek

>when
lol
we're getting some shitty harvin nobody wants. and no i'm not talking about sniffs like magielle
i'm talking about some shitter like shartnre's lost twin

>>538904604
fucking BELIEVE IN VICTORY you bitch

>>538904451
The trap isn't playable...

>>538904769
ummm aren't male draphs supposed to be huge

>>538904769
I'd wiped my memory of this aberration of a character so that's a good thing

>>538904835
its a relatively newly released tranny function

>>538904905
she's cute...

>>538904571
>are they always so fast and increadibly high in damage and mixups
asking if this is the norm is not making some absolute statement like you are imagining.

>>538904835
she has something huge in her pants alright

>>538905104
>are they always so fast and increadibly high in damage and mixups
thats a dumb question
every fighting game is different

that percy lance set was pretty good

Fag dwagon for season 3

>>538907212
I love meaty tails.

>>538907212
how about a non-fag dwagon

>>538907212
grea could have been cool if she wasn't a fuckin dyke

>check paragon
>fucking fox running fullscreen like it's a marathon

>>538908231
low tier fox can't do anything vs the best character in the game

Based Dragalia dabbing on this clown.
Kemo? More like chemotherapy.

rowainsisters

>>538908607
Projectile for EX Yuel!

>>538909495
EX fox

foexe

add fox

Tyimer pyost!

I just want yool 214U to be projectile invuln

>>538910078
FKHR heard your plea for mercy and will add Fox for S3. But it will be fox(male)

>>538910357
spend 50 meter to lose to basically everything

>>538910798
based

vira dicking 2b on the telly

Blackest, roasted onion on the telly

>>538911340
remember that time he was picking the white one and then got bullied by everyone into changing his choice lol

>>538911728
do americans really

>>538911973
yes. americans.

>>538912196
>Be american
>Get publicly shamed for using character palettes
Damn

what the fcuk is lazyruin doing

holy outplayed by mr pilnas

Why is Narmaya's throw hitbox so big?

>>538913056
Gravitational pull of her boobs

>>538913056
debunked

>>538912789
who won

>>538913258
xerom

>>538913304
>>538913336
broken ass charlottafraud bullying honest 2b-san

>>538913416
come back when 2b loses 32 matchups

>>538913416
>>538913537
TELL HIM

>>538913537
i wish

>>538913537
FUARK MY BOTTOM 1 MIDGET....

I'm gonna start playing the wife. The whorish kind.

>>538913954
zeta....

>>538913954
niersisters we got another one!

>>538913954
charlotta...

>>538913954
be nice to ferry

@xerom how much do you weigh

>>538914020
>>538914075
>>538914128
>>538914184
Think you're FUNNY don't'cha
We'll see how tough you are after I'm done molesting you in the lobby

>>538914330
I dont mind metera

Me and Metera sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
(I lost the set)

>>538915069
Was getting herpes part of your master plan?

>>538915167
It's not the true Metera experience if you walk out of it without 15 STDs

metera's viral loads

HAAAAAI
METERA DESUUU

Erotic erunes

the urge.....to namedrop....and be annoying....UGH
whew
held it back

speaking of whore wives, there was one on paragon just now, won 2-0 versus the jobberwoman

>>538915647
Say my fuarking name.

>>538915647
Say our fuarking names

>>538915860
It seems Metera likes this hand gesture. I wonder what she means by it.

>>538915647
Say the name of the stupid one. You know who.

>>538916125
She wants to play mini golf.

Slut spouse

>>538916193
Skyfarter

>>538916248
Woman of my dreams

Harlot consort

>>538916441
wholesome dates with unwholesome women...

prostitute partner

Why does paragon take such long breaks?

>>538902069
friday is underrated sexo

i will not masturbate today

>>538917067
Zat so?

Be horny

>>538902069
why is cag blushing while being fried to death

2Bigger

next evolution of character insults should be starting with 2B
2Sigger
2Cogger

>>538907212
How does the tail even work?

>>538917981
kys 2Bigger

Xewom on the telly

>>538918241
Apt attire for hunting. My whore wife is so smart.

aw man that charlotta face is adorable been a while since ive seen it

>>538918443
which one?

>>538918693
shut up cocoa beans

Can someone remind me why Ladiva, a big body grappler, have access to these massive combos that also lead to big dick damages AND a scary ass oki?

I miss Stinky’s figure mode posting

>>538918878
has a hard time to get in

>>538918878
dont forget endless corner carry
but the answer is, everyone is so busted that is literally nothing compared to the rest of the cast

Flipchang vs old man

>>538919403
that cag mod he has on the stream is so fucking good

>>538919451
what stream

>>538919581
xewom's
it's her swimsuit outfit

>>538919451
would cag piss in the pool?

Stwed Beeff

Take faire Ribbes of fresh beef, and (if thou wilt) roste hit til hit be nygh ynowe;
then put hit in a fair possenet;
caste ther-to parsley and oynons mynced, reysons of corauns, powder peper, canel, clowes, saundres, safferon, and salt;
then caste there-to wyn and a litull vynegre, sette a lyd on the potte, and lete hit boile sokingly on a faire charcoal til hit be ynough;
then lay the flesh, in dishes, and the sirippe there-uppon, and serve it forth.

>>538919643
no but clarisse would give birth in it

>>538920351
nyes?

>>538920554
gamera is so cool and awesome

Yoru, body those fools

yoru, bury these dirty burgers

yoru, live long and happy life for playing 2B

>>538920695
das gawdlike

2b players, step on a d4 and get diarrhea

lmao the visual stutter when synn dps

>>538916998
Her voice makes me diamonds.

https://youtu.be/zPxowvxjN50

>>538919754
no cap bruh on god

>>538921004
what is d4

>>538921142
triangle dice (lego pain)

Do you think 2B is top 5 post-patch?

only umis- i mean only yoru can do that

>>538921241
Top 10, unless some start topping offline in that case you can consider her top 5 easily.
The problem is that Yoru lags like shit so you can't really gauge her strength. No one else plays her.

>2b can jump over the unjumpable H dragon laser
hole kekk

YORU FINNA BOUTTA ELIMINATE XEROM

>3 minute ad break mid match
>none of the adblockers work
I FUCKING HATE TWITCH

>>538921817
from two ladivas to two 2bs

>>538921827
watch on youtube

>2 2bs
top 5

>>538921827
Use Firefox. Or not Chrome in general.

>>538921827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGUK9QxG5zM
eldergodretardbwo khalil streams to youtube just so you can watch ad free.

beatrix lover will play anyone but beatrix

Pretty much every spear hit lmao

Elsa is so good

i really really dont like elsa still trying to identify as a niia main today
fuck off traitor

Yoru, mash that potato

this nigga getting cooked lmao

this nigga just mashes and it just works out because the character is broken
and he cant even punish the rolls even but it doesnt matta

>>538922926
baked or fried?

SAY HIS NAME
2BGAAAAAAWD

You can't ragebait me by pretending that you root for Yoru. I'm too smart.

wait wtf he's winning

GO YORU COOK THAT FRAUD

>>538923285
he's 1-1, that's nyot winning

what happened to laidwayback

>jappas flew out to UFA
Post patch Tororo's gonna be nasty

mmmmmnyes... I think... I think I will press 5H... And 5H... Then 5H, and 5H, 5H, and some more 5H...

>>538923315
you were saying...?

>>538923340
probably went 0-2 against heart disease

broken ass autoparry

>>538923532
.....?

>>538923532
anything you got to say for yourself lil pup?

The villain has been slayed for once

I had to pyee, who won

aarondabigmac wouldn't have lost if the connection was as good as it was with xerom

Xerom's prize is another 2Bigger mu in losers against Vermillion

>>538923932
vermillion lost to elsa

>>538923932
vermillion sucks though. yoru is actually good
free W

>>538924005
see the kanme collusion better than ever with a new pair from zenni™ optical

>>538924426
Nier doesn't even know what those words mean btw.

why is xerom constantly coughing and clearing his throat does he suck semen often

>>538924668
you wouldn't say that to his face, he'd eat you

>>538924668
his body is barely hanging trying to make bottom 1 charlotta work

STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND GLERHING YOU SACK OF LARD

pick the charlotta elsa. teach this nerd a lesson.

SERIOUSLY EVERY 20 SECONDS OR SO
JUST PAY ATTENTION AND COUNT

CLEAR YOUR THROAT
CLEAR YOUR MIND

cook the old man

he's getting cooked by the old man

>>538924668
I have asthma

nigger character
tranny players
ass game

rip Xewom...

>>538895774
KO'd by the Narmaya titbox (patched back in just for me)

cag is busted as shit

You will have sex tomorrow.

>ads 1 of 5
fuck you paragon
fuck you twitch

not as busted as 2b

she needs it

>>538925659
nyes... with my Swizzle gf...

>>538925659
nyes... with my jiita gf...

he beat yoru so if you really think about it he won?

>>538895774
fluffy tail...
being smacked with it is LIKE touching it
if it kills me then so be it

>>538925479
i couldn't think up of a joke

>>538925479
If I buy some glasses using your code do you get some of the money or how does it work?

>>538925659
yeah with my hand

>>538926141
it goes to the team and it's not like I'm paid a stipend or anything. funds that are earned ultimately go back into costs of transportation / hotel, etc. I help them, they help me kinda deal but I'm not outright paid in anything but tourney winnings

ggs. have a good night.

PARAGON STATUS: EXPOSED

>Synn
>Didn't choke in GF for once
Is this the end time?

>>538926881
where did my charlotta attachment go.

>>538926881
>>538927045
ggs brother

>>538925659
>oh thats a cute bikk- AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Remember to buy the Galleon pass before it goes away.

>>538930959
god i wish galleon would rape me

Buff Beelzebub

he's already buff

>>538931938
hhhehehe

Cardio Beelzebub

enhance the properties of vaseraga's attacks

Fatten up Cagliostro's thighs

Play monopoly with Metera at night

Lengthen Anre's legs

Manlets get the rope

>>538931658
you forgot grimnir, 2b, bubs, cag, soriz, vane, eustace, nier, vikala, bea, percy, narm and sieg. god this game is so trash now

>>538932456
you forgot yuel, vira, gran, and ex gran

>>538932456
I didn't get matched against any of those tonight.

i have 66L and BC fatigue

>>538932608
no they're fun to fight

>>538932670
>>538931658
I love this character.

>>538932670
why is she giving him a burger... if he has a burger already?

>>538933446
a burger-toast to celebrate burgers

>>538933643
what the fuck they touched burgers???

will we see our locals kot on top 8?

>>538934224
>8 am
fuuark

>>538934224
Somewhat unrelated, but did any of our euro players sign up for EVO France?

>>538934426
lmao

>>538934230
do you think you are comedic

>pay money
>fly out
>just to get slopped on by some lowain or metera or vas
no thanks

>>538934701
I don't get it

>>538934230
THANK YOU

>>538934939
There's nothing to get. Anon is just angling and scheming.

we will do a fundraiser to take Vasanon to EVO France

BEAT FOXES!

>>538935194
>angling
fishing minigame when

guys guys im laughing so hard right now
vane's 5U on block is -5 LMAO

>>538934786
just win your money back through money matches

>>538937054
they should unnerf this

>>538934230
thats a boy

>>538937584
Nice!

>>538937584
no that is a horse girl

>>538938878
Imagine the smell

>>538938878
Why did 3Dpigliostro tapped her pit?

>>538939507
to stop me from licking it
it didnt work

>>538939417
where is the no option?

>>538919403
I'm starting to understand the Irish. Oversized thighs and ass really ruin a girl's figure. As for breasts, not even humongous udders do that, really. They're just in the way.

shut up rureea

>>538940965
when you look at a girl from behind and see her huge sideboobs sticking out, it's kinda goofy looking

flat girls are the best

>>538940965
Fuck off Seamus

>>538941598
I think it's cool, but I get your viewpoint.

>>538940965
>I'm starting to understand the Irish
you want to fuck farm animals or some shit?

>>538942487
Isn't that the Welsh?

>>538940965
>Oversized thighs and ass really ruin a girl's figure
this is the worst ruria post ive ever seen

Um, I want a nice Welsh wife

>>538942663
Wide hips good, excessive fat bad. That's on the cusp: you can see the cellulite wrinkles on the skin. Other than that the legs are almost featureless, since the fat covers all of the muscles. The butt could also be more round but smaller. She seems to have a pretty narrow waist and her obsevable waist to hip ratio would be much better and feminine if she didn't go for the lardass memes.
It's alright. A lot of problems but I'd still hit it.

>>538942663
yikes

>>538942663
have better standards

>>538942663
Black hands typed this

>>538942663
i hate cosplay shit but would

>>538942663
Why are you black?

>>538944032
>>538944056
why do americans think blacks have a monopoly on enjoying secondary sex characteristics
no, actually, why are americans obsessed with blacks in the first place

>>538944293
>>538944332
This
>>538942663
Is not enjoying wide hips, it's being into fat bitches a trait that as long as I've lived it's associated to black people

>>538942589
wales is known for being in love with sheep

>>538944626
OK retard
Sorry I don't share your brain rot, I guess.

>>538944710
That is one hard cope, it has been joked about for decades now, getting so defensive only proves further that you indeed are black, not that I mind, you're free to enjoy your fat bitches

>>538944968
Whatever you say retard

>>538944653
based?

>>538942663
Toenails absolutely disgusting

>>538945220
What the FUCK are you talking about?

um cliquesisters? what's going on in this thread

>>538942663
these are the consequences of feminism in a gynocentric society

>>538945009
Look it up, It's been documented for centuries how some african tribes would fatten up adolescent girls to prepare them for marriage, In the end you just can't fight your blood black bro