Thread 720452424

>>720452424 (OP)
>WE HAVE TO SHUT PALWORLD DOWN WE CANNOT TOLERATE CHEAP CLONES OF OUR GAME
>by the way heres dragon quest builders with a ditto loli
simply fantastic

Ditto

>>720452717
Sex

>>720452424 (OP)
Honestly, dragon quest builders is a fantastic game so I can see potential here.

>>720452717
I WANNA FUCK HEEEEEEEER

>ash's pokedex burried in a cave
I don't feel so good

>>720452424 (OP)
They're 100% making this because they think they can use it to win the palword lawsuit. "See, they're ripping off our game that came out later" and then patent the shit too.

>>720452424 (OP)
It is a mix of Palworld and Animal Crossing. But probably less.

>>720452717
All dittos have to do the retarded face huh

>>720452424 (OP)
I love Dragon Quest Builders, but apparently they're not making anymore past DQB2 so I'm fine with this.

>>720453674
well yes because its dittos face

>>720452424 (OP)
>copy Palworld
>straight up make Ditto the protag to laugh at PocketPair
they're shameless

>>720452424 (OP)
Shameless ripoff

>>720452424 (OP)
trannimal crossdressing xisters, when are we getting our next game? even fricckin pokechuds got their hecckin game before ours! it's not fair, it's not!

>>720453701
the director left to make more fate game.

>>720452424 (OP)
this actually looked fun
but maybe it's because i love games that are actually just about the pokemon like pmd

>>720452424 (OP)
I'm ore interested what the story could be. What was all the stuff in the background at the beginning?

>>720452424 (OP)
Ahahahahahaha Not like this Pokesisters

>>720452424 (OP)
>palworld at home

>>720452424 (OP)
kino

>>720452424 (OP)
>sues and patents the shit out of palworld
>makes a minecraft clone

the hypocrisy

That's the company patent trolling because they've been "copied", btw

>>720455523
its a dragon quest builders clone

>>720452653
>>720452681
>>720453126
>>720454681
>>720455437
>>720455523
say it with me
It's okay when Nintendo does it.

>>720452717
>that aliasing
>30fps cap in 2026
>80$ price point

Why are retards saying this is a palworld ripoff? It's clearly a dragon quest builders ripoff. I get that people are wanting to dunk on Nintendo for their retarded lawsuit, but at least call them out correctly for what they're ripping off.

>90% Gen 1 pokemon
Ughhhh it's all so tiresome

>>720452681
you had me at ditto loli

>>720455825
i'd post that guy who only watched boss baby meme if i had it saved

>>720452717
You wouldn't a ditto, would you /v/?

>>720455825
because saying it's a dqb ripoff is nowhere near as funny

>>720455825
And how does telling the truth help with the shitposting?

>>720452424 (OP)
>dittos transforming into humans is now canon

>>720452717
Where's the porn?

>>720452424 (OP)
This looked awesome.

>>720452424 (OP)
So this is why they're trying to sue Palworld, because of their cheap Palworld knockoff?

IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>>720456286
should have a final panel where she looks at the ditto

>>720454406
It's not a fucking palworld copy you braindead zoomer dq builders is nearly a decade old holy fuck I'm mad

>>720456286
has been for a while, play the games

>>720456286
It was canon since Ultra Sun

>>720456624
>ermm sir your 80% accurate comparison is wrong and frankly insulting, it's actually 95% similar to this super niche indie title no one heard about
k

>>720453124
Ash never had a ditto, the fuck you on?

>ditto turning into a child is canon
OH NO NO NO NINTENDO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>everyone here is too young to have experienced Dragon Quest Builders
>"b-b-but PALWORLD!!!"

I hate this board

>>720452681
What mechanics from DQ Builders is this game infringing upon?

>>720453701
Unfortunately this just seems like half of DQB. No combat, defense, or adventuring. This game also killed my hope for a Legend of Zelda DQB clone. Thanks nintendo...

>>720452424 (OP)
Kek is this why Nintendo was shitting in rage at Palworld? "Rules for thee but not for me."

>pokemoXanimal crossing
Its going to be huge

>>720452424 (OP)
BROWN BRICKS
IN POKEMANG

>>720452424 (OP)
Literally the only good announcement

>>720455825
How about both?

>stardew pokemon crossing
holy crap lois this has never been done before

>>720456958
same dev so no infringing you dumbass

>>720452717
cute and cool skinwalker but shalln't be buying

>>720457357
>same dev
You being dumb on purpose?

>>720452717
would

>>720457561
Kek

>>720452424 (OP)
>poCOPEia
it looked like ass
>>720452717
cute

>anons calling it a DQB clone
You fucking wish. This doesn't look even half as kino as DQB was. Zero innovation at all and it's just minecraft with pokemon you can place as furniture.

>>720452717
porn when?

>>720452717
if having sex with a man polymorphed into a bear is not beastiality, then having sex with a ditto transformed into a child is not pedophilia

>>720456971
Seeing as koei is doing it, there's probably not going to be a pokemon warriors either

>>720452424 (OP)
Why does this looks like a Switch 1 game, is gamefreak really this incompetent?

>>720457673
DQ builder dev is omega force which is part of koei tecmo you dumbass

>>720452717
Does this thing breed with both human and pokemon

>>720458970
>is gamefreak really this incompetent?
yes
but this koei tecmo

>>720458995
It will soon

>>720452717
Can you fucking imagine this blank stare as it has cum on it's face? Fuck....

>>720458970
it's not a multiplat on switch 1 and 2???

>>720456850
It's not even close, crafting games were a thing before palworld. Please stop posting

*Grabs you by your broccoli hair and swings you around and around*

DITTO SEX DITTO SEX DITTO SEX

>>720452717
I've seen copious amounts of Ditto porn where it transforms into a busty, naked woman, but I've never loli Ditto.

>>720458981
My bad I only looked at my DQB 1 box which is just square enix. The dummy was me

>>720459513
That's what they want. They made a loli Ditto so we can get loli Ditto hentai. Quite based, actually.

more like pokopium

>>720459997
Sex sex seeeex

I blame puniru for loli ditto

@FBI @Nintendo @Gamefreak
SUE THESE COPYCATS

>>720456286
>needing a ditto when you have a perfectly healthy son to help you out
Who wrote this unrealistic crap?

god i miss shadman

>>720456303
Give it five minutes.

Ditussy

>>720452424 (OP)
palworld clone

>>720460559
Minecraft clone

Dragon Quest Builders Clone

>>720458280
Already made, you just need to look in the right places. I just fapped to her before entering this thread.

>>720456303
Those hacks cant make this loli into a big titted bimbo copypasta so you gotta wait for the REAL niggas to do some good shit

>>720453674
>>720454397
Ditto being unable to copy faces was supposed to be the trait of ONE SINGLE DITTO. The entire story of the Pokemon episode was that this ONE Ditto didn't know how to copy the faces like EVERY OTHER DITTO CAN.

>>720456237
It doesn't. Stop shitposting for once.

>>720452424 (OP)
looks fun and cozy

>>720460816
i just checked paheal and theres nothing

>>720460816
redpill us

>>720452717
>The Duplica episode lore had it so that Ditto not changing its face was a defect.
>Now it's a trademark of its species
Funny how branding makes its choices.

>>720456286
Why would someone talk to their sister about a dildo breaking?...

Anons... you know dittos have no gender right? You're jerking it off to a >her.

>>720461160
not "to"
with

>>720461160
canonically ditto can pick the gender of what it transforms into, that's why dittos can breed with both male and female pokemon

>>720452717
Imagine.

>>720460931
THIS

>>720461112
True, plus that's how you can tell that anythings a Ditto.

>>720452832
>>720452973
>>720456020
>>720456303
>>720457853
>>720458280
>>720458619
You will die a virgin

>>720453674
I think it's acceptable in this instance because it's attempting to mimic a human rather than another Pokemon. And it's visibly imperfect in several ways

>>720461413
Ditto

>>720452424 (OP)
canceled my preorder of PLZ for this, anyone else?

>>720461112
>>720460931
Oh sorry, didn't see you there.

>>720459997
>"How do you do fellow Trainers."

Kinda interesting how the "male" ditto has a print of its face on the zipper as well.

>>720460961
Good old 2chan never disappoints

>>720452424 (OP)
>A real Pokemon spinoff that's not mobile trash
Somehow this direct was more substantial than an actual Pokemon direct

>>720461749
>>A real Pokemon spinoff that's not mobile trash
Doesn't mean it won't be trash. Reminder that gamefreak have a hand in it, and so far it's not exactly wowing anyone

>>720458280
close enough https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135020922

>>720452424 (OP)
>takes legal action against palworld before stealing their idea
The irony of everything going on here

>>720463112
>null
I don't know why I expected anything

>>720460961
That one cunny chad is the realest nigga in that thread

>>720463296
Weird, I can see it but her pussy is super censored

>>720463112
to hell with the sun

Don't like pokemon or Minecraft OR farming slop but I think this looked pretty cool.

Only concerning thing is how big is the actual square "world" looks like it'll be fairly small.

>>720452717
NEED rule 34 of this NOW

Imagine the slimy cuddle sex

>>720463564
That's because this is actually Dragon Quest Builders, and DQB is kino.

>>720460931
I'm surprised they dont bring Duplica back more or made an in game expy of her considering how much they use the retarded ditto face motif in merch

>>720463564
Seconding >>720463815
Play DQB RIGHT NOW

Seems like they only made this game so they could trademark more shit that goes against Palworld.

>>720452424 (OP)
Wait and watch when Nintendo is going patent a builder game mechanic, but only specific so that Microsoft won't sue them.

>defending this slop by comparing it to DQB
How dare you
DQB is actually good

>>720464019
It's funny because this game is clearly just DQB.

>>720463814
We did it boys!

>>720464087
I mean, as far as this type of thing goes, Pokopia looks kinda neat too. We'll see how it actually ends up being since quality varies wildly with Game Freak games, but for now, it seems fine.

>>720460931
Yeah but ever since Pokemon Snap it's been a trait of every Ditto

>turns into a human
>immediately seized by the urge to industrialize its surroundings
What did they mean by this?

>>720464491
Ditto has the 'tism

>>720452424 (OP)
This and the Yoshi game looked nice and relaxing.

>>720464481
And yet game freak can't even be arsed to model a version of every single Pokemon in the games with a ditto face

just a doodle

>>720465040
Off model

>>720460931
And people loved the derpiness of the ditto face human so much, that it became quasi-canon.

>>720460951
No. I will continue to shitpost because this is what I'm being paid to do.

>>720465205
I mean I did this real quick, I'm doing something more detailed later

>>720452717
Can we customize our dittos?

>>720465205
Can a Ditto ever be off model?

>>720465685
Sure, just make the base color not pink or blue

>>720452424 (OP)
>more stupid chibi shit
>no actual good 3D models

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>always wanted a viva piñata pokemon
>get this

I guess the monkey paw is real.

>>720465685
Yes. If the eyes aren't dots

>>720452424 (OP)
>Pokopia
Why not Pokepia?

>>720465205
>Off model
There's no such thing when it comes to Slime creatures.

>>720464491
Tinkatons literally live in rock villages

>>720466240
...good question

Does this have an adventure mode/story like dragon quest builders or is it just autism on a small space like the private island from dqb2?

>>720452424 (OP)
>po cope ia
lmao the jokes write themselves

>>720461003
>>720461041

https://x.com/zz175pt1/status/1966509220288668099

>>720467226
AHHH SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PUSSYYYYY

>>720467423
She's Japanese, they don't have pussies.

>>720452717
Why would a trainer order Ditto to transform into a little girl?

>>720467157
If they write themselves why does it sound so forced?

Is this exclusive to switch 2 or will there be a switch 1 version? Footage they showed looked rough

This is nice and all but when are we getting a new PMD game

>>720468095
I'm not sure if I want a new PMD game, the 3D games have all been garbage.

>>720468238
We just need one more PMD game to save and redeem the series anon, trust the plan

>>720468313
>redeem
Yawn. More buzzword slop.
Yes, I get it. "DO NOT REDEEM HAHA!" Very funny.

>>720468670
Bot

>>720468313
>trust
>modern pokemon
I'm willing to give this game a chance though, need to scratch that DQB itch.

>>720452424 (OP)
tranimal crossdressing xisters, it was OUR turn!
even pokechuds got their own cozy™ comfy™ game before us!
we supported and defended new horizons, but still nintendo betrayed us!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
@HillaryClinton
@BarrackObama
@JoeBiden
@AOC
@FBI

>>720468670
redeem is a word that has a meaning you retarded pajeet

>>720464087
>>720464114
Koei made DQB2

>>720471048
That's my point, this is clearly just reskinned DQB2

>>720471048
Irrelevant. This game looks like DQB but worse.

so is DQB good? looks like there isnt much to make townwise other then a camp, tables, a waterfall and beds

>>720452717
Looks like a troon.

Game looks fun though. First time I’ve been interested in anything Pokémon in a while.

>>720452424 (OP)
I would play this slop if it was on PC because I am a dumb nostalgiafag that is easy to manipulate.
But since the game is not on PC, I won't actually play it.

>>720452424 (OP)
I’m not being the
>Back in my day
Guy but would kids even like this? There were objectively more spinoffs of higher quality back around the DS era

>>720470570
Crossdressing is based. Shut up or I will chainsaw your neck.

>>720452424 (OP)
>Nintendo filed 3 more US patents
This company is straight up run by the Yakuza aren't they?

>>720471747
Always have been, they started as an underground hanafuda card manufacturer during an era in which that was illegal due to gambling laws

>>720460931
This Ditto is now the ancestor of every modern Ditto.

>>720471652
it seems decent to me as a first impression, and i'm usually very critical of pokemon

>>720452717
makes sense so you could talk to pokemone but damn is that face thing coming back to haunt us

>>720452424 (OP)
They are only making this so they can copyright farming or some shit, I hate nintendo jews so much

>>720471652
This is meant for the average 40+ year old tendie. Children haven't been the target audience for over a decade.

It's been an hour, why haven't they sued Minecraft and Stardew Valley yet??

>>720471876
>they started as an underground hana-futa card
Can you try not forcing your fetish into everything for 5 minutes?

>>720460931
Anime is not canon.

>>720455825

>Why are retards saying this is a palworld ripoff?

It’s a mix of ripoffs, but the beginning is obviously a big fuck you to Palworld.

The game starts with the character (Ditto) looking down at a tabled computer Dex machine that is obviously dirty because of some type of accident. This is very similar to the opening scene from Palworld.

>>720471652
it's not for kids
it's for childless cat ladies who all ape each other, just like animal crossing new horizons
watch as this one doesn't have any life-sim either, it's just gonna be boring bitches posting the same 5 styles (muh autumn core, muh princess core, muh cottage core, etc) slop on twitter

is it on switch? I wanna emulate it

>>720472872
Then why did they make the anime canon by giving every ditto anime eyes?

>>720473863
No, it runs off KT's DQB engine which struggles to get 30 FPS on the Switch 1, so they learned their lesson and made it a S2 exclusive.

>30fps and 1080p? on switch 2
i understand it's to have headroom for complicated worlds but it just looks like ass. come on, let it run uncapped.

Should have been a zelda game. You give us 2 main games and a spinoff about crafting shit and then it comes time to make an actual crafting game you drop the fucking ball. You could have literally swapped the dragon quest models with zelda equivalents and called it a day

>>720474165
Switch 2 wouldn’t be able to handle it, it’s no PS4

>>720452424 (OP)
>naming it pokopia
they are mocking pocketpair so fucking hard and its hilarious.
Petty nintendo on paper sounds gay, in action its quite funny.

>>720474696
It's supposed to be... And the PS4 is a 30fps machine already

>>720473982
That won't change a thing, their other game is running at like 20fps (Switch 2 EDition)

>>720452424 (OP)
>Most of them are gen 1 mons
Literally no one likes Pokemon beyond the magic of gen 1.

>>720456782
>Didn't watch literally the first season

>>720452424 (OP)
does this mean we can recreate locations?

>>720475440
As should be

>>720474997
I don't get it. Pokopia sounds nothing like Palworld? Am I missing something?

>>720475440
Nobody likes the unovatroons garbage amazing how the Pokedex with most Pokemon and none is popular lmao none at least other gens have 1or 2

>>720452424 (OP)
>shamelessly ripped off Minecraft
>has the gall to sue others for ripping them off

>>720476282
It's a meme. Everything Pokémon does is to spite Palworld.

>>720476337
It's ok when Nintendo does

>>720476282
i assume he's referring to craftopia, which is pocketpair's other game

>>720476337
There are rumors pocketfair CEO was friend with someone from gf or Nintendo, something happened there

>>720476340
>It's a meme
Is it? I mean you wouldn’t be wrong for assuming given all the other shit they actually have done

>>720476470
Oh, that makes sense. Yea that's actually retarded. The game name itself is stupid so it definitely feels like they forced the name. The Japanese title is ぽこ・あ・ポケモン (Poko A Pokemon) which is in no way even close.

>>720476661
I heard the Pocketfair dudes ran a train on Masuda's wife in front of him, and she willingly did it.

>>720472872
It is now, according to TPCI.

>>720476863
I've heared Nintendo employees gene engineered a real life Arcanine in a secret underground lab so it could fuck Masuda's wife while Masuda watches stroking his tiny cock.

Ditto is finally gettings it's own game, and it turns into a girl. Anything you have to say against this game is mere shit compared to that fact.

Mfw on my way to purchase the new Nintendo slop

Do ditto deserve human rights?

>>720466240
utopia

>>720460931
Clearly means that this one Ditto fucked a whole lot and its defective genetics became the dominant gene

>>720477561
Poke-topia sounds better

>>720459310
No, it's S2 exclusive

>>720477530
They deserve human cock

Palfags are truly cultists subhumans

>trailer of non-canon buildier pokemon game has same views as new Fire Emblem and new Hyrule Warriors trailers
I really hope this sells like crazy

>>720452424 (OP)
I expected nothing, and I'm still disappointed.

>>720452424 (OP)
>Ditto morphing into a human
>gathering pokemon together
>he is now able to replicate humans infrastrucures and technologies

So this is the beginning of the revolt of pokemon against humans right ?
Pokemon will soon mimic human's society and demand equality with the humans starting a world war.

>>720473982
>It's Switch 2 exclusive
>Meaning it won't be shit enough to at least launch on Switch and as a result be bearable on Switch 2
>How it runs on Switch 2 will be the base experience
Oh no, the performance is going to be complete ass, isn't it?

Humans are a type of Pokemon, right? If I fuck a Ditto, will it lay a human egg?

>>720478420
That'll be $70

>>720478310
yes because i want more non-gf pokemon games and more pokemon games where you are a pokemon with pokemon friends and do cute pokemon things and there's no humans like PMD and this

>>720478310
>hyrule warriors
Legitimately disappointed that game was half decent but they kept reprinting new versions with characters and features that werent in the old version. I literally waited and bought the 3ds version for the dlc only for them to rererelease it for the switch with more characters and shit. The judaism is off the charts

>>720452717
slime girl sex

Does the pokemon center in the trailer have a nurse in it? If so, why are we a ditto and not a human

>>720452717
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>720478725
No, it's just a Chansey.

>>720479092
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>720452424 (OP)
Harvest mon?

>>720479092
Nice Wiglett

I wonder if that popular pixiv manga had something to do with this, most likely not

>>720478725
The answer to "why are we a Ditto" is actually so we can have a human(oid) avatar with the ability to talk to and understand the other Pokémon characters. This way we get a customizable character and the Pokémon can talk.

>>720479616
In the trailer shows other Ditto kids, they are dark skinned kid with brown hair, our ditto girl is getting BLACKED, guys

>>720475613
Except this game looks like ass. Viva Piñata is fucking high art.

>>720479092
People work fast.

>>720479759
Is that way the series is dead?

>>720479950
The series is dead because xbox gutted Rare and forbid them from making good games for over a decade

>>720476771
What other shit? There's only been that patent lawsuit so far.

>>720459997
I hate these fucking homonculi, wish you could just be a normal ditto.

>>720478273
And pokefags aren't? Get real.

>>720479883
That's AI, dumbass.

>>720479616
They could have simply made you a Pokemon a-la Mystery Dungeon.
But the faggots at Game Freak INSIST on forcing human avatars

>>720455825
Palword being an ARK clone with pokemons didn't stop palkeks from claiming it as a pokemon game. You expect too much from people.

>>720452424 (OP)
This was shut

>>720480879
*shit

>>720479261
>>720479092
Hey you can't post that

Some of you fags need to be investigated

So this is why they tried to take palworld down? Because they immediately started working on a ripoff the second they saw how good palworld was?
Thats... pathetic.

>>720481496
Vague inflammatory statement for (you)s

>>720452681
>>720456958
>>720456971
>>720460747
>>720464087

Its the same dev team as DQ Builders

90% of this thread is just the same post over and over talking about plagiarism lmao feels like YouTube comments

>>720482305
Doesn't matter. It's DQB without everything that made it cool. It's literally a dumbed down clone of a better game but with a bigger IP slapped on it as if that makes up for it.

>>720466240
>>720477561
>Poko
It reminds me of this dumb cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCTZY2SloU

>>720482540
What made DQB cool that can't be replaced with Pokemon? DQB2 was a masterpiece for me, and had a great story, pacing, and islands to explore and build. All of these things for me can be replaced with Pokemon. Besides I like Pokemon more than DQ overall. DQB3 has been something I've been requesting for a while now, but this is even better for me.

>>720471185
I tried dqb2 (pirated) and it felt like an endless tutorial so I stopped playing and went back to playing vintage story

>>720483715
You're not getting the atmosphere, story, unique characters, or anything related to the combat (decreasing build and npc variety) in pokopia.

>>720452424 (OP)
I would have been excited over this but then i remembered that this will probably have paid cosmetics and dlc.
Palworld wins once again.

>>720455825
I think it’s the patent that gets to people. >>720452424 (OP)
Hold on did the patent go into play yet or was it just filed? I’m wondering because I hear it will be bad for the industry as a whole.

>>720484791
Also $70

>>720471552
>so is DQB good?
Yes
>looks like there isnt much to make townwise other then a camp, tables, a waterfall and beds
If you're talking about pokemon builders we'll have to see, but there seems to be some simple farming stuff going on too. For DQB there's a ton of shit you can build. Whole houses, toilets(you collect your villagers' poop for stuff like fertilizer), showers, spas, bars, aquariums, cooking and farming equipment, defensive stuff like fences and traps etcetc. It's been years so I barely remember stuff, some of these may be DQB2 only?

>>720485015
It was filed years ago.
But unless theres a million games where you "summon creatures via pokeballs and have them attack other things if the pokeball hits the other creature based on a button press afterwards" I dont think other games are going to be affected.

Its also not a new patent, its a repackaging of an older one they already had.

People need to stop getting their news off IGN and other retarded gaming websites because were at the point where idiots are the same as facebook boomers getting misinformed.

>>720475613
I told my friend they were going for this the second I saw Ditto changing the environment
That game was kino but I don't like how some of these pinatas are resource whores that expect huge environments dedicated to what they wanted
Hopefully they have a good workaround to this.
One thing that will suck is that you won't be able to find special variants or create them through certain actions like hitting the snake egg right before it hatched

>>720485698
Anon pls. Do you think /v/ is the place that cares about the truth?

>>720455825
Because we are surrounded by secondaries who didn't even know Dragon Quest Builders is a thing.

>>720455935
>90% peak Pokemon gen
As it should be. Fuck your ice cream and digimon clones.

>>720485970
I think half the board (or more) don't even play games tbdesu

>>720480501
Ah, makes sense. That's what I deserve for just assuming based on the thumbnail

>>720471552
Yes, and DQB 2 is even better.

>>720455825
>dragon quest builders
Because no one actually played that

>>720458619
Correction, it is not child molestation but you are definitely still a pedophile for wanting it

>>720452424 (OP)
These games are unironically starting to feel a bit to childish. Like not in a "rated E for everyone" type of way but more in an "adult man watching blues clues" sort of way. Just watching the trailer felt a little condescending and aggravating, I would be furious if I had to play this.

>>720487038
its meant to appeal to girls which always ends up softer and more childish with brighter and lighter colors

>>720452717
People keep making sex jokes but Ditto is quite literally a sex master so it's kinda appropriate.

You guys gonna play Animal Crossing but with Pokemon?

>>720487038
I get what you mean to be honest, I get the same vibe from all those mobile spin offs too.

>>720455825
>It's clearly a dragon quest builders ripoff
It's being made by Koei Tecmo, which, guess what, made the Dragon Quest Builders games, you cretin.

>>720487796
yea

>>720481921
But it's true, sex being your first reaction when seeing this new child character is not normal. Not even the king of autism Chris Chan was into little girls

>>720489584
Ditto is not a child

>>720489905
Maybe, but the the thing i has transformed into that you fags are going ape mode over is

>>720489584
>Not even the king of autism Chris Chan was into little girls
Just because he was fucking his mom doesn't mean anything. If he had access to a little sister which do you think he would've gone for?

>>720459997
What the fuck were they thinking?!

>>720490442
If he had a sister she would have moved away years before that happened and knowing Chris parent's she would probably want nothing to do with them like how Cole Smithey did so he would choose Barb

>>720490656
>Jessie

>>720490656
I remember Jessie being fatter in this animation...
still hot tho

>>720452424 (OP)
This looks graphically like Dragon Quest Builders but the game is actually just Animal Crossing with pokemon. It doesn't look like there are even any pokemon battles?

>non-binary protagonist
It's woke!
lol

>>720464961
Because it's not actually a trait of every Ditto you dumbass. Snap just did it because it was a gameplay mechanic to see if a given mon was a Ditto.

>>720455976
Dozo.

>>720476337
The difference is they're not stealing assets from Minecraft.

>>720492861
Cool, no one was stealing assets in Palworld either

>>720452424 (OP)
wait wait wait wait wai
Why is it called pokopia? i thought it was poketopia as in like pokemon + utopia
Like I guess I can imagine "kopia" as in "copy" and "pok" is still just "pokemon" that's clever if true given how ditto is the protag but still think poketopia rolls off the tongue better

>>720493030
no, it's definintely more copy than utopia

>>720493030
It's a pun to Palworld cretins

>>720487796
ngl...yeah.

There is human construction items before the Ditto appears teleported in its pokeball. The trainer is dead while trying to build something there (The pokedex being dirty and broken shows that she died of violent nature with some sort of avalanche of dirt and ground), so the pokemon gets free'd from its duty to her master. Ditto saws the pokedex and turns into "human" to fullfill its master wish to make a human-like enviroment in that island. Which eventually end making Pokemon Dungeon Masters world

>>720455661
>It's okay when Nintendo does it.
Of course it is. Was there any doubt? How about you try being original next time sweaty?

>>720487038
E for everyone stopped meaning "suitable for all ages" at least a decade ago anon. Now it means "toy for toddlers." Time to let go

>>720452424 (OP)
Could of been a game where you are a human and running your very own Safari Zone. Building habitats, feeding and caring for injured Pokemon, working with Rangers to fight off Team Rocket Raids, Rebuild after Storms that wreck your park and if you're lucky and play long enough build shrines to attract Legendary Pokemon.

But, we got this. I'm let down and didn't expect anything.

>>720452424 (OP)
I'm gonna fuck that ditto

Report this to Square Enix.

>>720472127
bro got serious game like mad rizz

>>720452717
OOUUUUHHHHHH

>>720492861
Neither was Palworld, the lawsuit is over patent trolling from Nintendo's end.

>>720452681
it's ok
they will sue dragon quest builders

Is that? KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>720495054
Anon you have too good ideas to be posting in pokemon threads i must ask that you stop being unique and ask for more genwun pandering.

>>720452424 (OP)
>
POCKETPAIR SUE THIS MAN

I will patiently await for goatboy to draw the ditto girl and/or boy getting railed.

>>720496178
I've been watching art sites to see if anyone does something but I don't think any outcome will be a good one...

>>720495692
koei tecmo was developing dragon quest builders and is also developing this ditto game...so they're gonna sue themselves?

>>720452717
>ditto girl does terraforming crap in the presence of humans
>humans look on in absolute fucking terror
if nintendo had balls

Looks like shit

>>720456286
That literally happened in the first season of the anime.

>>720452424 (OP)
It looks cute and I will buy it, twice if it's multi-player

>>720483932
>combat
>DQB
>vanilla Minecraft ass "combat"
You really just said that, huh. Like unironically, you typed that out.

>>720460228
We all do. We meme, but we all feel his absence.

Maybe I need to watch the trailer again, but did the ditto turn on to anything other than a human?

>>720452424 (OP)
Nintendo just can't stop ripping off DragonQuest can they

>>720490656
I know ash is going to choose the pokedex but he should have had the jelly donuts.

>Sue Pocketpair for making a game that arguably copies one of theirs
>Put out a bald-faced DQB/Minecraft ripoff
It's fine when Nintendo does it

>>720497596
i dont think even remember why we're memeing anymore

>>720497608
It changed parts of its body to do things. Like turning its arms into Bulbasaur's vinewhips to make grass. Fuck anon, it was literally like 10 seconds in.

There's literally only been 2 dittos in the entire anime to keep their face when transformed, Duplica's Ditto in the first season and a wild Ditto in Sun & Moon.

IDK why outside of the anime they insist on treating it like a normal thing that happens to every Ditto

>>720498351
Because it's cute and marketable.

Was unsure if it was a pokemon game then I saw the frame rate drop to the negatives and I knew I saw the polish.

>>720452424 (OP)
People are comparing it to Dragon Quest Builders, but please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of Viva Pinata.

>>720500721
A few have said that, and it's what I am hoping for but I fully expect it to be too braindead. I would love Viva Pinata with the evolution gimmicks of Pokemon on a Dragon Quest builders scale.

>>720498351
because its funny

>>720498351
merch, faggot, merch
ditto making perfect copies makes sense in-game
the ditto face makes it obvious that it's a fucking ditto

>>720497104
Nintendo is forcing them to dig their own grave here

>>720497357
At the end ot the trailer shows another ditto-humanoid going around as with the main ditto-humanoid... he's black tho

>>720452717
Alright you've all had your fun, now stop saying such sexual things about my wife.

>>720497154
bulbasaur already looks on in horror

You wouldn’t marry a Ditto, would you?

>>720503416
Finally someone notices, its' fucking shocked. But that also meaning why Bulbasur things it can understands pokemon language if looking "Humanoid" first- Does this ditto ever gonna talk tho?
Also, it's the 3rd trailer most see on Youtube from this Nintendo direct, only behind the Mario Movie announcement and Pokemon A-Z trailer.

>2nd most watched trailer in Nintendo Japan Youtube after DQ VII remake
we won, Dittochads

>>720452717
Anal queen

>>720452424 (OP)
This looks really bad and cheap. I bet little kids will enjoy it
>>720460931
Finally someone talking about the real problem

>>720452424 (OP)
>Ditton Protagonist

Oh they are absolutely seething at the bank Palworld is making.

>>720505840
>loli is actually a pokemon
is this an official admission that they want us to lust after the pokemon?

Ditto.

>>720459997
I'd rather just play as a regular Ditto who can transform into the Pokemon he meets rather than this shit.

>>720460931
Easier marketability is probably the biggest reason for handwaving Duplica Ditto.

>>720452424 (OP)
>Paheal will probably have it be called Porkyman Porkopeenus
lol

>pokemon game
>no sexy human characters
Whats the point

>>720506390
Why not a regular Ditto who can transform into a little girl for the Pokemon he meets?

>>720473431
the opening scene in PalWorld is you waking up on a beach with different Pals investigating you.

This is the first Pokemon-related game that looks fun to me in decades.

>>720485698
Oh I’m dumb. Thanks for clearing that up desu.

>>720452424 (OP)
Absolutely soulless slop that will sell like gangbusters lmao. Palworld at home indeed.

It kinda reminds me of PokéPark in that socializing and befriending Pokémon is a big focus in it. Probably would have brought it on that basis alone if it wasn't Switch 2 exclusive.

when is nintendo going to patent block building

>>720506776
Why not play Animal Crossing instead?

>>720508014
Animal Crossing isn’t fun, did you not see what they did to NH?

>>720508085
Why do you want to play the animal crossing clone with pokemons then?

>>720492454
Congrats on entirely missing that I was agreeing with you by being cheeky while simultaneously dunking on gamefreak.

>>720505196
>Left: Before Localization
>Right: After

>>720507416
>koei-tecmo makes DQB2
>turn around and contract them to make a pokemon block-builder
>patent the central mechanics of block builders
>sue koei-tecmo for infringement
>courts agree with you because you have more money
absolutely devilish

>>720509558
Right looks sexier

>>720509641
You joke, but Capcom basically did something similar to patent troll Koei a few years back
>Capcom has patent on games having saves that unlock content in future games
>Capcom finds out Koei's games have that system, but Capcom doesn't have any games with said system so they can't enforce their patent
>So Capcom makes games purely just to use those patents and then they sue Koei
>And they win and Koei had to pay Capcom millions

This is one of the reasons people think Hyrule Warriors didn't have any characters from the Capcom Zelda games.

>>720452849
I have a tiny bit of hope just because of the Builders games.

>>720485970
That's a shame because both Builders games are fantastic.

>>720478682
That was frustrating, but the 3ds and switch versions were good and had most of the same balancing anon

>>720509908
I genuinely do not think I have ever seen a legitimate use of patents since the early 1900s

>>720485970
I knew what it was, just wasn't interested

>>720497747
Yes, they literally paid a company to make DQB, then paid them again for this game. It is precisely fine when Nintendo does that.

>>720497562
You didn't like making the baboon slip on the banana peels, fighting on the back of Goldirocks and sending Madsua's eye beams right back to her, and fighting back the armies in Moonbrooke? It might've been simple but the fights were fun.

How many copies will Pokemon Animal Crossing sell? 50 million? More?

>>720511116
about tree fiddy kay

>>720452424 (OP)
>>720452717
The opening gave me "The Summer Hikaru Died" feels.

>>720511116
seems like an actually fun spin-off that cleverly utilizes pokemon's designs and potential worldbuilding, which means it'll flop and do like shit even though everyone who plays it likes it

>>720455661
>it's only bad when Nintendo does it
>it's only bad when America does it
>it's only bad when AMD does it
I hate reruns

>>720510584
I don't see how it's fine for them to rip off an indie game concept like Minecraft while shitting on indie games copying them like Palworld, while being the most valuable IP on the planet

>>720511478
>OY VEYYYYY GOY WHAT ABOUT OTHER COMPANIES WHY ARE YOU SINGLING US, THE MOST JEWISH ONE OF THE BUNCH, OUT
shalom

>>720511116
It's the most viewed trailer in Nintendo youtube after DQ VII in japan and Mario Movie and A-Z pokemon in US, so gonna be spammed a lot

>>720511494
I said the same thing about DQB and DQB2 years ago and then I played it and realized it was an entirely different game from minecraft, namely it's not actually primarily a sandbox
Also minecraft doesn't really count as indie anymore and hasn't for years

>>720511576
The worst one is King fuckface

>>720455825
>It's clearly a dragon quest builders ripoff
I fucking hope so. I love DQB.
If this game also gets a catchy promo song by Explosion, then I'd be ecstatic.
I first heard the song when I went to Akihabara in Jan 2016. It was playing on repeat outside of Yodobashi Camera and ended up being stuck in my head for the following 6 months.
https://youtu.be/Jn1nzFTQjBE?t=30

>>720511116
At least 10m if it's decent enough. Women are going to eat that shit up.

>>720513993
>10m
rather tough target for a spin-off, especially considering the lack of dual version split

>>720514927
It still baffles me to this day that people eat up the version split when there's literally one byte of difference between the two versions.

>>720452424 (OP)
Ditto cunny https://x.com/karteka_/status/1966551093950722316

>>720515013
that was just bdsp

>>720459997
>these are the forms Ditto takes when it breeds with its trainer
hot

>>720515305
Nice... The lewds are getting better.

>>720515346
No, it wasn't. It's been like that since at least SwSh. Possibly longer, I know XY wasn't like that but I'm pretty sure SunMoon was.

>>720515305
How long until Dagashi draws ditto cunny?

>>720452424 (OP)
>>720452717
I cant believe >shadman became canon

The devs of DQ builders are the same ones for this game retard...

>>720516584
>>720452681

>>720515305
>Let's learn techniques and raise all sorts of things in a world where humanity has disappeared...
We're reaching Pokemon Mystery Dungeon timeline, guys

>>720515346
they literally have a Hamming distance of 12

>>720516584
Really? That gives me hope, if true.

Every girl I know is texting me about this cozyslop

>>720516584
*DQB2
DQB1 was Square internally. DQB2 was Koei Tecmo.

>>720518426
>making the devs waste time on a shitty pokemon game instead of making DQB3
Why are vidya publishers so bad at making good games?

>>720463917
Isn't she supposed to be a stand-in for the copycat girl in Saffron?

>>720518672
The designer who actually wanted to make DQB games left the company or died or whatever

>>720519924
Someone should pick up his work and redesign it for a more mature audience. Less handholding would be good

>>720519924
was he yakuza truck'd to isekai?

>>720512126
this is really great.
ty anon.
really mad at DQB2. pretty sure it plus warframe killed my OG Switch fan. this game had it going crazy wild and loud for some reason. was grand fun though.

>human shaped ditto
that's terror

>>720456971
making a lot of assumptions there anon.
It's pokemon, combat is half the point of these games.

>>720460931
it's cute.
I like it.
Blow it out your infected arsehole.
No one actually cares. It's more interesting to be a ditto trait.

>>720507820
Sex icon

>palworld
cringe
>dragon quest builders 2
based

>we want the dqb audience
And they got the nerve to complain about palfags eating their lunch

human eggs

>>720460931
We don't actually see this ditto's trainer's face. This could be duplica's ditto.

>>720522307
Besides the haircolor, the hairstyle may it be with Duplica's one... will be a nice touch for animefags. It also mean Duplica is dead tho