Thread 720454718

post >yfw you didnt boughted a Switch 2

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>>720454718 (OP)
>shitendo will die in your lifetime

god wills it

What a dog shit direct. Who the fuck are these baby games for? Ill tell you who, literal trannies and women who have had there brains friend by SRIs.

>>720454718 (OP)
Switch 1 bros, ASSEMBLE!

You know, i almost don't even care if it gets hacked or has an emulator made at this point, if this is the level support they're willing to give it then we're in for some delicious tendie tears

I boughted a Switch 2 :(

>>720454718 (OP)
I also sold my switch to some gullible fuck with a hefty price 4 years ago

i will sound like i'm trolling but i'm dead serious when i say i'm glad i didn't, all these games look cringe and the next monster hunter probably won't be before 2027 or 2028

which pc handheld should i get if i want to play some heavy games like mh wilds?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>720454718 (OP)
>mfw i bought one, saw the writing on the wall 2 weeks later, sold it for more than i paid (i redeemed the mario kart world saars)

Wow you guys are so fucking rude - NINTENDO RULEZ!

famitsufag status? how bad are they coping?

>>720458605
They unironically call it a good event lol.

It's not like I don't want a reason to get it, I just don't.
Really makes me appreciate how loaded the first Switch was at launch, everything for it is meh at best.
Oh well, guess I'll stick to my PlayStation and PC backlog for the next few years

>>720458953
fucking LMAO

>>720454718 (OP)
trannytania
but i agree

>>720458953
Oof

but i wanna play danganronpa 2x2

>>720456598
i'm so glad i don't have any nostalgia for nintendo games. people who do seem to be trapped in an endless cycle of mediocrity. last system i owned was a snes

i was excited for new Fire Emblem it's just more 3troons slop...

>>720454718 (OP)
I've been waiting for the Switch 2 for so long since my Switch broke before it got announced
Been playing Splatoon 3 every day since it came out too, so I've been wanting to go back
But maybe not now
I'll wait for Raiders before buying a new Switch

>>720454718 (OP)
Already have a Switch I only ever play Miku Fitness on, it's never been online or updated software.

was it that bad? i thought it was pretty good. looks like PC gaming might actually end within this year.

>>720461248
>looks like PC gaming might actually end within this year
wat

>>720461312
>GPUs cost more than most peoples homes
>VISA Steam drama
>UE5 lighting peoples homes on fire
the year of the switch is here

>>720461440
oh you're one of those "people" who think you can only play games that released within the last 2 months
my bad, carry on

>>720461248
Yea it wss that bad, what cope is this?

>oh you're one of those "people" who think you can only play games that released within the last 2 months
>my bad, carry on

>>720454718 (OP)
lmfaoooooooo
>80 bucks for two Wii games

>Stopped playing my Switch over a year ago
>Had a few digital/eshop games I bought on sale for pennies but never really played
>Decided to make a new account preceeding the Switch 2
>Sign up for the waitlist to purchase
>Details about how essentially older accounts with more activity are first to be served
>Read about how stock is limited, even in Japan, and not enough units were produced and probably won't be on shelves until Holiday 2025
>Get my email suspiciously the second week after release
>Account not even a month old, with no play activity
>Ignore it
>mfw seeing the unfolding revelations of how shitty the software, hardware, performance, lawsuits, bricked consoles, etc... is

Is this the end of consoles?
Microsoft already checked out and Sony might as well too.

That was an absolute embarrassment. Yeah, this thing isn't selling dick after the holidays.
>>720458452
Oh hey, I did the same thing. Jesus fucking CHRIST, I didn't dodge a bullet. I dodged a whole firing squad.

>>720461248
It was mediocre, but they only announced one game more than 6 months out (fire emblem) so doom posters and snoys are in full force

The next Metroid Prime getting delayed really sucks

>wake up
>entire board is flooded with "OH SHIT ____ REMAKE!" threads
>wonder whats going on
>this was the news tendies were waiting for

"Yoshi and the Mysterious Book" sounds like some shit a 2021 AI would come up with, fucking hell.

>>720467649
Literally stolen from an Atelier game

Did they forget to announce the games at the direct?

>>720468335
I think they genuinely think that was a great lineup

>>720470213
It's less that they think it's great, and more that they think that they're completely untouchable.

Fastest selling console of all time btw.

>>720454718 (OP)
Switch 2 status: not buyed

>>720470754
Sonyfags were singing that same tune with the PS5. How did that end up?

As a millennial boomer who grew up with Nintendo I'm glad less and less zoomers give a shit about this dogshit company. They're so soulless now its not even funny. They're completely banking on nostalgia and that Nintendo parents will indoctrinate their kids with the Mario movie, theme parks etc. They dont give a shit about video games anymore, they just want to shill their brands now. Straight out of the Disney playbook

>>720454718 (OP)
i'm glad i decided to wait for the lite version because switch 2 is just too big for my hands