>>720732120 (OP)
Seeing this makes me realize one of the things I like about Metroid is how "uncool" it is compared to everything else.
Not to say it's not cool, but it's not usually trying to be.
Or maybe it's a really cool series that's very "uncool" at heart.
One of Samuses defining abilities is she turns into a ball.
Her mortal enemies are Space Pirates and Mother Brain.
There's that infamous example of Shigeru Miyamoto telling Retro Studios to give Samus a "bugs head" and "what if she could take off her head and swap it with other bug heads" which inspired the visor system.
The Prime soundtracks make heavy use of Theremin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYaT704C7_w
There's all the cute dorky little animals in Super Metroid.
Hell, all the enemies in the classic 2D Metroid games are dorky creatures.
The whole thing frankly feels rooted in the 50's, but updated and elevated into something way cooler.
This bike feels like it's Metroid trying to be cool, and that might be why it feels off.
Instead of making something dorky cool, it's something that should be cool in concept, a motorcycle, made into some kind of nerdy super techno-bike.
It really should have been a jet pack for Samuses suit