Thread 723271993

JOHN SPLINTER CELL IS FUCKING GAY HAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4m-9dnF9Ms

They gave him the Soldier 76 treatment huh?

so what controversy are they trying to distract from?

>>723271993 (OP)
What is your incel ass talking about little man he literally has a daughter both in game and in the extended animated universe

>>723272725
Some of the gayest men I know have daughters

>>723271993 (OP)
Ahahahaha ohnononono
I always knew splinter cell was faggotcoded.

>>723272857
Grabbing men from behind IS gay, real men fight head on

>netflix
figures

>>723271993 (OP)
So where's the gay?

its so funny how ubisoft is full woke now and sam fisher is a white dude who defends american imperialist interests but they keep bringing him back because his property is popular

>>723272440
They did?

>>723271993 (OP)
Straight white badass men cannot exist in today's world. sorry chud

>>723271993 (OP)
did they make it look like shit on purpose?

sam fisher is unironically too white and too male. he fills that quota singlehandedly so all the other characters hes shoved in with have to be dei

>>723271993 (OP)
at least he is a faithful bottom?

>>723271993 (OP)
>netflix
say no more

>>723272903
>letting the touches tip
Gay.

>>723275841
maybe

>>723272829
Daughterguys are usually the gayest men on this planet

I already lost interest when this was the fucking banner Netflix decided to go with for advertising the show is out.

>>723279371
Also to that point, I feel like Ubisoft has been trying to sabotage the IP in general. Even in XDefiant, they had the face of Third Echelon be a black chick with vitiligo.

every single character is a woman or a brown dude btw. i dont know why women write for properties that only men like

ok but is OP shitposting or not and is this going to be posted on twitter by the usual suspects for 50,000 retweets?

>>723279371
>new recruit
>DEI hire dreadlocked sheboon girlboss
It's all so tiresome...

>>723279657
Does it take place in the Bronx or something?

>>723279715
It's a shitpost, but it's pretty much true. Sam isn't the protagonist, but his mission is to go after his nigger friend just because and there are some implications but nothing explict.

>>723271993 (OP)
They are brave for allowing the comments to stand on this one kek

>>723279371
How she gonna sneak around with that baboon booty of her? Who she sneaking from? ICE? A job application? Alimony? Back then, coons were just funny mascots. You'd go see a movie with great white actors like Bruce Willis and Antonio Banderas and you'll spot a cottonpicker 'ere and there, doing funny negro things like sayin' "what up my whites" or some of that lingo they use. Nowadays tho, niggas are like a warning sign. Can almost hear dem niggas in youtube ads saying "Abandon civilization, all ye who enter 'ere"

a super smart super hacker native american walks into 4th echelon hq and saves the day btw

>>723271993 (OP)
Is this mickey Rourke or some shit? Where's Ironside?
Sounds like link related
https://youtu.be/MhL1bzZk0kU?si=sLiLCVxQeyiH-8kU

>>723271993 (OP)
I just pretend N*tflix shit doesn't exist

>>723271993 (OP)
Isn't that his buddy who gets abducted in the beginning of Pandora tomorrow?

>>723279901
>there are some implications but nothing explict.
cowards

>>723272829
You know a lot of faggots, huh?

>>723279371
thats it after 10 years of having netflix I'm going to stop my sub in 2 years when I'm really mad!

>>723275087
seriously

>>723282950
I just selectively sub. No point keeping a subscription active if I'm not watching something on it that month. It's not like any of these companies give us any incentives for keeping concurrent months subbed.

>>723282761
Well yeah, you're up in here every day

Kinda related: Pandora Tomorrow got released on Steam today.

It's 10 bucks (currently on sale for 6) and it requires UPlay or whatever the fuck they call it today.

>>723284681
And yet you keep coming.
Anything to share with the classroom?

>>723284930
Also, apparently it's the same piece of shit build from before it was deleted.

>>723285049
So basically the shadows are all fucked?

>inflammatory OP text
>linked video is bog standard Netflix trailer

Here, I'll engage with your ragebait /v/ bot. Please use the data to create better ragebait in the future.

>>723285018
>Yet you keep coming
This is my house, I live here
You fags just have a proclivity for going where you don't belong

>>723285321
Upon further inspection, Ubisoft did fix the shadows. Max res is still 1600x1200 and no multiplayer.

>>723280359
kek

>>723285738
>I live in faggot HQ
lol what a fag

>>723285776
Interestingly they assigned it a new app ID compared to the original version that used to be on Steam. I can't tell with steamdb if they just migrated owners of the original to the new version or not, since the original's depot wasn't updated outside of forcing UPlay into it four months ago (not sure why I never heard of that).

>and no multiplayer.
As in its disabled from the menu, or just non-functioning (aka find a GameSpy replacement)?

>>723279371
I hate the french canadians so goddamn much

Curious if anyone ever backported the HD textures from the PS3 version of 1/PT to the PC version.

>>723286446
Literally a decade ago you hapless, ungoogling zoomoid.

>>723286193
Non-functioning, as it doesn't include the files. The fan-made options that worked previously should work for this.

>>723271993 (OP)
fuck this gay earth

>>723272725
>anon learns what bisexuality is

>>723286796
>The fan-made options that worked previously should work for this.
I figure anyone wanting to put in the effort for that would just stick to Chaos Theory at that point, since it improved upon the formula. Unlike fucking Double Agent which tried to make it more actiony.

>open up UPla-I mean Ubisoft Connect in the first time since forever, to check which SC games were on it
>it's still marked beta
HOW. The rebranding happened five years ago.

>>723287354
Anons at large on this board can't even fathom the concept of bisexuality.

>>723284930
It's still delisted on Xbox, for some reason.

Thankfully, I have all Splinter Cell games (excluding Blacklist, which I have on PC) on Xbox. All of them in 4K, with a steady framerate.

>>723271993 (OP)
>how do we make a splinter cell tv show and shove a black woman in it
And holy shit this grim is giving me a headache.

>>723279371
>another black character with dreads
When will we escape this filthy fucking hairstyle

>>723279371
DING DING DING DING DING

>>723279371
Ok is my nigga briggs not black enough for ubisoft, does it HAVE to be a black woman

Why did they make him black?

>>723271993 (OP)
Does he not have a daughter anymore?

>>723271993 (OP)
I'm sorry, what am I supposed to be angry at?
It's a pic of two guys
How is that gay?
You don't take pics with your male friends?

>>723293257
If a man touches another man in anyway, it is homosex. Literal act of sex.

>>723279543
>vitiligo
I keep seeing this shit in video games yet I have literally never seen anyone with it.

I don't remember so many chicks in these games...erm...

Homosexuality is based. Where is Michael ironside>>723293314

>>723293314
Well I guess was a lewd scene in your eyes?

>>723291219
her face was never the same after the beating
https://youtu.be/CGR_R6iPHyA?si=-EwHEQewgDJeqWhs

>>723271993 (OP)
>Netflix
It's not even a shock anymore lmao

>>723293314
High fives are acts of sex?

>>723286380
You say that like they have any say in the matter. Francophones hate non-whites.

>>723271993 (OP)
>No belt on pants.
Typical ai-faggot's mistake.

>>723271993 (OP)
At the end of the series the villian wins, kills a bunch of world leaders because that will give him control of corportations or something and in the end sam just shows up in his office and shoots him, the end.
Also niggercell was supposed to die in an explotion but they did a "Gotcha!" And she survives.

Complete waste of time

>2 eps in
>every bad guy/person killed is a white male
>everyone else is a female
>shit looks stiffly animated as if they drew over 3d models going at 12fps

>>723280359
Not a bad Uncle Rucus impression.

It was over before it even began.

>>723296192
Funny how quickly 'modern gamers' became a laughing stock in the time it took for this to actually get made.

>>723279543
>XDefiant
Holy fuck I forgot about that game, looked it up, and saw that it shut down in June even though it released in December 2024 LMAO

>>723296450
It sucks since I had an interest in the gameplay, but LORD OH LORDY the netcode was a fucking abomination. For something as fast-paced as it, dying from gunfire a full second after getting cover is not acceptable. All of the DEI shit on top didn't help anyone else I know wanting to try it out.

>>723271993 (OP)
>yeah they sure are standing next to each other

>>723279371
>thought that OBI WAN show was going to be about OBI WAN?

>>723271993 (OP)
>Two dudes are in photo
>Wow that must mean their fucking each other

I don't see it
Is it because it's netflix and they will eventually make him gay or did I miss something in the trailer?

>>723299492
Indian poster tries to fit in and fails horrible
That being said the show does look terrible.

>>723299431
I haven't touched Disney+ since my trial expired (which I used to burn through Mando). How do you fuck up a show about Obi-Wan worse than the old Obi-Wan comic series?

>>723279371
yep it's fucked, abandon ship

>>723291285
When they also forget about the killmonger hair because holy shit that's all that exists apparently.

>>723300495
Probably the hardest 'black' hairstyle to have to animate in 2d too.

>>723299995
They even managed to make the final confrontation between him and vader really lame. I would have forgiven the rest of the show if that was at least cool but the whole thing was written really awkwardly and the fight sequence itself was kinda weird.

>>723271993 (OP)
>sam gets retarded mile morales side kick
Can my man get a fucking break?

>>723284930
>$20 for all of Splinter Cell
Do I really want another copy of Double Agent & Blacklist though?