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What’s your favorite Dungeons & Dragons vidya?

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You wouldve just quote tweeted it if you had any followers you friendless fag

>>723368174
>>723368442
>LEAVE MY GAY SAFE HORNY FANTASY SLOP WELL ENOUGH ALONE, CHUD

>>723368538
imagine being mad because people dismiss your obvious rage bait

>>723368538
The ironic part is that you are "leaving it alone". Why don't you just call it "gay fantasy slop" on twitter with a direct reply? Why are you indirectly trying to summon someone here to do it for you? You cant even say what you think here, you have to do it indirectly through a sarcastic wojak character.

>>723368132 (OP)
Are these woke retards incapable of learning?

>>723368936
Because most fags in here are pussies too scared to say anything, that's why they're here in the first place genius

>>723368132 (OP)
is that a village or san francisco?

Wizards of the Coast has been extremely fucking gay for a long time now.

This really isn't all that surprising.

Why don't you make your own game? Oh yeah, because you are a retard, that's why you have nothing better to do than cry at woke trannies even though it's the easiest thing in the world to ignore this shit, i bet you fags don't even know the bare minimum of dnd, or tabletop games in general

>>723368132 (OP)
gayniggers from safe space

>>723368132 (OP)
when will this woke faggotry end? I'm tired of these terrorists destroying everything I loved. I'm beginning to think violence is the only answer.

>>723368132 (OP)
shadow over mystara

>>723368132 (OP)
so many faggots!

>>723369295
why don't you make your own game instead of infecting everyone else's with your stupid bullshit?

>>723368936
I did reply to it on X, as did many others which you can see by the fact that it got ratioed. Die mad that no one is buying your woke faggot shit anymore.

>>723368132 (OP)
what's the best version of DnD? i only played some half assed freestyled version of it over voice chat with a few friends some years ago, i don't even know what we played kek. was fun though.

It's funny how trannies will kill themselves over nothing, but are entirely able to take over hobbies because chuds like those crying ITT are somehow even more fragile and immediately fold + leave the hobby the instant they get any pushback--if they were ever even playing the game to begin with

Anyone who is forcing LGBTQ themes on any piece of media is a pedophile and closet tranny in disguise. These people are obsessed with sex and their own mental illness.

Oh that buck is going to get broken alright

>>723369343
Incredible post.

>>723368132 (OP)
Love it. Buying more dnd merch rn

>>723369386
What games you retard? I only play old games, unlike you who wants to feel angry like a moron by seeking tranny shit, fag

>>723369295
>just make your own game bro
Ironic for a tranny to say this. Leftist games can't exist in a vacuum. They have to parasite on legacy franchises for even a chance of success.

>>723368132 (OP)
Baldur's Gate 2+3
Temple of Elemental Evil

>>723368132 (OP)
Dungeons and Dragons became lame. Who is the target demographic for this? It's not normal people. Surely it's not the gays or the trannies either? It's just so listless and false and lame.

>>723369671
Where am i defending trannies you fucking retard? I'm just saying that you faggots should make your own games instead of compñaining in here like teenage whores, now with AI even a double digit IQ negro like you can make something, die mad knowing that trannies will infect more of your hobbies because you are too much of a pussy and/or retarded to do anything about it

>>723369715
The quirk chungus demographic. You literally can't find a DnD group to play with that understand fiction isn't reality everything is PC and it's gay as shit.

>>723369791
>compñaining

>>723369568
>seeking tranny shit means any engagement whatsoever with modern games

>>723369791
But that's the thing, we don't need to do anything about it. We do nothing and buy nothing and we win constantly as games like Concord and Veilguard bomb. The industry is coming back around to us due to our inaction.

>>723369870
>you don't get it, i have to buy the latest FOTM!

>>723369791
you make your own game, hypocritical faggot.

i am making my own game does that solve the problem of me not having cool games to play? So I get to play my own game that I make after 2-3 years of work, how does that give me better games to play exactly?
Think for one fucking second before you type

>>723369867
that's because when you have to "find" a group you are just joining other friendless losers
a real group (that isn't mentally ill) doesn't just let in randoms

symbaroum doesn't have this problem

>>723369917
Anon please, you fuckers keep saying tranny this tranny that, tranny please, can a tranny burrow a french fry? Somehow all woke games fail yet all modern games are woke, remember how everyone said "BF is back baby!" Just to complain about female characters on release?

>>723368132 (OP)
That just looks so over-the-top gay that the only possible audience it could attract is faggots. Like they are specifically only trying to get a small group of fags to buy their shit and no one else.

>>723369942
>noooo you aren’t allowed to want new games!

>>723369295
Globohomo didn't make their own game, they just took over an existing one. Why not do it back?

>>723369996
Thanks for proving my point that you're too retarded, enjoy playing the latest tranny propaganda simulator because you can't control your bug consoomer mindset

i remember fallcrest and the Nentir vale.

I miss 4e dnd.

>>723370049
BF6 is proof of wokeness dying down though, all it has are female voice lines and even that is getting pushback. Compare it to BF5 which had a female amputee on the cover (in a WWII setting no less) and where they mocked their own playerbase at the launch party for not liking it.

>>723370117
Maybe don't buy the games that are clearly made by trannies? Fucking retard

Amodeus tried to save us from multicolored Tiefling unicorn vomit. Now people can't even explain why their demon waifu/husbandu is blue

>>723370134
>Wanting a future for your hobby is consoomerism
you are a dumb mother fucker
retro is not the answer for the future of the medium, paco

>>723370221
>just dont buy them then!
welcome to the conversation, shitskin. There are no new games to buy.

This is why I do not buy dnd shit. Still play a lot of homebrew 5e though.
Dnd doesn't really work well with vidya. Though my favorite I guess would.be dark awakening I think it was called. Excellent couch coop game

>>723370263
>No, i want to keep playing the latest AAA slop because i'm a consolefag and/or too much of a bug to look for indies or games not made by the top slop devs
Retarded consoomer, don't embarrass yourself any further

>>723368132 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGZvKxjluXs

>>723370306
>Only plays the latest AAA slop
You deserve this consolefag

>dnd is northern medieval european coded
>knights, wizards, castles, etc.
>activists fill it with california type monsters

in another timeline
>dnd is african mythology coded
>black warriors, wild animals and villages
>activists fill it with white people

>>723368132 (OP)
The pinnacle of leftist art.

>>723370201
BF6 is good ans sells well tho

>>723368132 (OP)
>Born in the tiniest window of time where faggotry is allowed
Banned in the past, gonna be inevitably banned again in the future.

>>723371416
Wasn't this shit going to dissappear thanks to Trump anyway?

>>723368132 (OP)
>All the wokeposters losing their minds over the gay people.
>Me trying to figure out why there's a fucking Beholder attending this party.

>>723370806
>>dnd is african mythology coded
>>black warriors, wild animals and villages
I would actually play that, i know there recently was a game inspired by african mythology, but it looked gay

>>723368132 (OP)
yea...

>>723371623
Didn't dnd basically say that there no longer all-evil races? I'm sure that this started around the "orcs are blacks!" shit

>>723371707
imagine

They're right tho
You can make the chuddiest, most racist and transparent ethnonationalistic propaganda piece you can imagine, or whatever the fuck else, they don't make the story, you do as the dungeon master. Of course that means getting off your ass, rounding up 4 friends and actually putting in the work of doing real literary work, not that you will.

>>723370806
>>723371652
Play Tomb of Annihilation. That's pretty African. Or maybe South American. I'm not entirely sure. It's tribal at any rate.

love trumps hate

>>723368132 (OP)
>make it lame and gay!
thank you.. thank you.. my wish has been granted

>card management: EVERY card must be remade for the modern audience
>how tf do we make smaug woke?
>wait, i got an idea

woke fatigue

>>723371781
Thanks, i'll check it out

>>723368132 (OP)
How did they manage to make a gay faggot beholder?!

bait aside is there like a crpg chart? I want to get into them and I cant decide between bg3, pathfinder, or original sin 2

>>723368132 (OP)
ratiod

>>723371343
bf6 is as lame and safe as it gets
basic bitch modern day setting with zero new major features

about time bf tries a cold war setting but that would be taking a risk

>>723371903
Legend of Grimcock 1 & 2 first.

>>723371903
haven't played bg3 but everyone says it's the most beginner friendly
deadfire and dos2 are both very solid and much cheaper

Gary Gygax rolling over in his grave rn.

>>723371903
BG3 mechanically speaking is the top of the entire genre, unironically. LITERALLY nothing else even comes up to its level of sheer replication of the genuine TTRPG article. Thats why you should actually play it last, you will never be able to go back and play older games without a heaping tank of copium. Try Kingmaker or Wrath of the Righteous if you like character building more, or D:OS if you like playing more. PF games are very frontloaded in chargen and all the complexity and enjoyment comes out of character creation and progression, actually playing them is boring as fuck. Original Sin games are funner to play, but their mechanics are pretty shallow, even more than D&D. Deadfire is kind of a middle ground.

Again, don't play BG3 if you want to get into the genre, nothing else will mechanically measure up before it even closely, it'd be like playing Persona 5 then trying to play Shin Megami Tensei 3.

>>723372149
But BG3 is the video game incarnate of OP pic??

>>723369481
There’s no real one-size-fits-all answer to this question. Depends on what you want out of the game.
I like Basic D&D the best, personally. I like its “race as class” design and the way you gain XP for collecting gold. It’s not really a game that’s conducive to making widely varied character builds, but that doesn’t really interest me in TTRPGs.

The latest version of the game really isn’t bad at all, just not to my tastes. It’s very superhero-ish.

>>723368132 (OP)
old goldbox and infinity engine stuff
i'm not the target audience for any newer stuff, so i'm nonbuynary :)

>>723372191
That's a matter of story and themes, not objective mechanical rendition. Besides every CRPG is pretty baked in with woke-y themes and woke-y characters, yes even the "epic and based" russian ones by owlcat.

>>723368132 (OP)
Baldur’s Gate 3, surprisingly. I haven’t played too many D&D games. Only other ones I’ve played are Shadow over Mystara, Pool of Radiance and Eye of the Beholder.

>>723372252
That's really frightening. People let their agenda win for the in exchange for playing games with good mechanics. I thought we were above this...

>>723371903
Go to the CRPG general on /vg/

>>723368132 (OP)
SoA & ToB

>YOU'RE SPECIAL
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>723371903
If you can stomach older games, start with FO1 and BG1, almost everything that comes after is a derivation of these 2

>>723369295
I have never seen an intelligent opinion expressed beside one of those strawman Hatemonger images, its pretty amazing

>here's you fantasy world bro
>it is filled with gay and gays and more gays
..Me axe be bloody ready!

>>723371623
>>723371707
You need to be pretty ignorant of the setting to not grasp how inately horrifying an LGBTQ Beholder would be. This thing would actually act out all the memes, just outright brainwashing people to commit sodomy or rape kids to feed its own ego.

This is why conservatives shouldn't have abandoned the arts and humanities 60 years ago.
Now liberals rule everything.

>>723371750
>be black
>Ask friends to play D&D, i'll DM
>explaning them it's a fantastic game with rich with adventures and stuff
>show them op image
>friends" nah man that shit looks gays as fuck"
Forever alone DM.png

>>723368132 (OP)
Dragon's dogma

>>723372650
why did you show the OP image tho

>>723372721
maybe he wanted to have a gay old time with his buds, whats it to you huh

>>723372560
Once art stopped being connected to the church (like a lot of society) and instead fell into the hands of money-moving beatniks, you can see the value of pop culture and art collapse in realtime.

>>723368132 (OP)
>in role play you can be ANYONE
>ok, so my character is just my faggotry and homosexuality, did I tell you I was gay?

>>723372757
Agreed, catholics are the only real artists

>>723372746
oh that's goated then. W gay nigga

>>723370103
That's exactly that it is, it was advertising for LGBT month or something, it's not for general audience.

>>723372757
>the church
>not greedy little fuckers
good one anon

How did we get here?

>>723372850
I never said they werent, but they absolutely provided some moral rigidity to art

>>723368132 (OP)
Le work or whatnot who gives a shit, this artwork is just bad, you can tell the artist just gave up with the coloring after the extremely rough sketch and said "ah fuck it"
Seriously, take a look at the coloring, there's shit blending everywhere to the point where it looks like there was absolutely no effort
Fucking hell I feel bad for all the fantasy fags out there that like DND for this being their modern interpretation. Games workshop may be fucking retarded but at least their art is pretty passable when it comes to in universe promotional material

Ok, since all my friends are currently in this thread, I might as well ask.

>wake up on a fine Monday morning (5pm)
>stand on a laundry basket and peer out of my basement window
>outside see two black cars parked next to a White one
>"dirty fucking kikes trying to psyop me again", think to myself
>my Aryan fight-or-flight instinct kicks in
>yell "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and leap off the basket doing 180 in the air
>hands to the sides, I can already envision myself doing the signature NarutoSasuke™ run up the stairs for the chicken tendies my mom microwaved yesterday
>all hopes are shattered as my ankles make a crunchy CHOMP sound when I land
>tfw can't walk anymore
Fellow /po- I mean /v/ros... what do I do?
>inb4 call the (((ambulance)))
Fuck off troon.

>>723373073
everyone thank our brave federal agents for working hard to make this place unusable

>>723368132 (OP)
Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance 2
And now that's out of the way, can you stop making /v/ even more gay than it normally is?

>>723373154
Fuck off tranny troon, this is a serious matter.
Only based and redpilled 4chanmen like myself are allowed to reply.

>>723373073
It feels like the whole woke nigger industry is holding us incels of pure european ancestry down... All we wanted was a nuclear family.

>>723372981
biden

>>723373252
>the troon tranny (transsexual) is scared of my epic basedness
Heh. This is hella kek and lmao, amirite fellow 4channers?

>>723372757
Why did the very aggressive shitposters appear afrer this post specifically?

>>723368132 (OP)
Why do these Tumblr artists so obsessed with making men black & gay?

>>723373407
it is unironically their fetish
go deep into 1960's american culture and you find the roots of all this exact shit

>>723368132 (OP)
Torment

>>723368132 (OP)
I recently tried one of those evil better aesthetics mods, and I think I've identified what is off-putting about how BG3 is portrayed and, more broadly, what is off-putting about most modern corporate portrayals of fantasy.

The color spray Burger King Kids Club "diversity" you see in most modern fantasy combined with the very modern sensibilities makes everything feel like community theater. You're not being taken away to swept away to worlds beyond dreams or dark lands beneath strange moons, you're watching some people's community theater play. BG3's biggest fans are primarily fans of the characters and the game's reactivity, but I haven't seen any of them claim that they felt like they were taken away to a different world.

I think this partially explains why normies can largely tolerate it. They're mostly okay with the community theater vibe and aren't exactly expecting to be taken away to another world. It also explains why new fantasy properties keep face-planting. Fantasy thrives in whisking people away to realms beyond time, and the community theater thing ruins that and isn't compelling enough on its own, so both fantasy fans and normies stop watching.

What's more, the fantasy haters who make this slop openly approve of the community theater vibe because most of them are your theater kid type anyway, who have nothing but disdain for all genres and settings and only respect themselves and their own artistic ambitions.

>>723373407
>why do ... so obsessed
The most fierce fighter of the aryan race is here.

>>723372981
podcasts and tertiaries.

>>723372981
They asked the ai to add every abomination it knew

>>723368132 (OP)
I recently tried one of those evil better aesthetics mods, and I think I've identified what is off-putting about how BG3 is portrayed and, more broadly, what is off-putting about most modern corporate portrayals of fantasy.

The color spray Burger King Kids Club "diversity" you see in most modern fantasy combined with the very modern sensibilities makes everything feel like community theater. You're not being taken away to swept away to worlds beyond dreams or dark lands beneath strange moons, you're watching some people's community theater play. BG3's biggest fans are primarily fans of the characters and the game's reactivity, but I haven't seen any of them claim that they felt like they were taken away to a different world.

I think this partially explains why normies can largely tolerate it. They're mostly okay with the community theater vibe and aren't exactly expecting to be taken away to another world. It also explains why new fantasy properties keep face-planting. Fantasy thrives in whisking people away to realms beyond time, and the community theater thing ruins that and isn't compelling enough on its own, so both fantasy fans and normies stop watching.

What's more, the fantasy haters who make this slop openly approve of the community theater vibe because most of them are your theater kid type anyway, who have nothing but disdain for all genres and settings and only respect themselves and their own artistic ambitions.

>>723373515
This. It feels like those horrible old avant garde experimental theater productions and not actual fantasy. Shit like drag queens and gayniggers are not going to mesh with ancient history where barbarians were marauding across Europe.

>>723368132 (OP)
Those kobolds fill me with lust. Why are they like this?

baldur's gate 3 won

>>723373603
Post this a couple more times nigga, you made such a great point.

>>723373521
I dont even think you get paid to do whats in pic related (deliberately making the site worse so nobody has fun or can discuss anything) you're just a sad troon
>>>/lgbt/