Thread 723479324

Give me 1(uno) good reason not to buy GTA6

>>723479324 (OP)
Did you actually like 4 and 5?

>>723479324 (OP)
Rockstar sucks at mission design.

>>723479418
nobody plays the missions tendie

>>723479324 (OP)
You are not gay. Unless you are.

>>723479324 (OP)
anything delayed that many times is a major red flag

>>723479324 (OP)
No, go fuck yourself.
Shove it up your ass.

Rockstar have never made a bad game

>>723479324 (OP)
It's too popular or something.

>>723479324 (OP)
How much is GTA VI going to cost?

>>723479418
you have a people are saying opinion dude

>>723479324 (OP)
it costs money and you'll also have to buy a gay station

>>723479324 (OP)
rockstar have becomes assholes with dmca and mods
i'll be buying the game used on release

>>723479324 (OP)
it's normalfaggot core

4 and 5 were pretty shit, I'd imagine 6 is a continuation of this trend

>>723479871
Probably $70 for the base version, the $100 shit feels like pure speculation with no real evidence proving it to be the case.

>>723479324 (OP)
Diversity

>>723480008
4 was kino doe.

>>723480115
honestly I never even tried 4 because I disliked the "realistic" grafix

I don't like modern garbage games. If i wanted to drive in 2025 and shoot at white people or cops i'd do it IRL.
I want games t o be actual escapism and fantasy, things i can't do IRL like killing dragons, do magic or stop the jewish elite from destroying the world.

>>723479324 (OP)
The reality is, is that everyone in this thread is going to buy it. Day 1. No exceptions whatsoever, despite what they'll tell you.

>>723479324 (OP)
Uhh...to own the libs?

>>723480028
It also doesn’t make sense from a business standpoint. R* makes way more money from people buying shit in the online. If you price it at $100 less people will be willing to spend money on MTX. Standard $70 is a smarter long term play

None need given because all of them are obvious. If you buy gta 6 you are mark of the beast bait. It's also going to be live service from the start and continue all of the bad practices of gta online but WORSE, because gta online was an experiment and 6 will be applied knowledge.

>>723479324 (OP)
All the people who made old GTA good are no longer with the company. It's going to be modern millennial writing and coding done by the now hired Indian company that gave us the infamous Definitive Edition

>>723479324 (OP)
I'd say don't buy it just to spite the stupid "pentuple ayy" claim, but realistically half the world population already swallowed that bait as soon as it was dropped, so your (non)purchase will make 0 difference.

I hope they make RDR3 and have you play as Jack once they've finished VI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRMtt8tES-U&list=RDhRMtt8tES-U&start_radio=1

no pc version on launch

>>723480269
Well, maybe the mark of the beast thing is overstating it, but the point remains it will be a tempting purchase for normalfags and it's going to be a herald for something. It occupies such a position of influence that it will be dangeriously world shifting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkgqUgOx38

>>723479324 (OP)
It’s woke

>>723480156
You should. I really liked 4 but 5 wasn't much fun, never finished it. Some cool ideas but it all felt too cartoony and not edgy at all

>>723480241
>The reality is, is that everyone in this thread is going to buy it. Day 1.
I doubt it's going to release on pc day one so that probably disqualifies most people itt. I will be buying it day one pc launch though.

>>723479324 (OP)
>>723479759
What's it like to be attractive?

why the fuck would you buy a game that wont be released until like 2 years from now

>>723479324 (OP)
God I want to sniff his armpits and finger his belly button

>>723481271
Everyone treats you nicely, laughs at your jokes more, will take more initiative to interact with you. Will be more willing to think of you when it comes to opportunities. You able to get away with way more mistakes. I could go on. Life is basically easy mode. I’m not speaking from experience but I do know attractive people. Some of these guys literally have women spending money on them just for some attention. One had an older iphone and this guy mentioned it to a girl and she bought the latest iPhone for him as a gift. They weren’t even dating or anything

>>723479324 (OP)
Latinx here, I want to see his BWC fill my mom and sister up while I suck out his White nut after

>>723481271
Intellectually diminishing. You take your personality for granted and you become a piece of shit. Those who lack good looks focus on themselves sincerely. Or they should.

>>723479324 (OP)
Apparently the NPC AI is supposed to blow everything we've ever seen previously out of the water. I'll believe it when I see it.

>>723479387
GTA 4 was really fun, I played that shit nonstop. GTA 5 was fun too, I just wish that the cops weren't so fucking insane.

>>723479324 (OP)
It will make you gay and give up on pussy, anon. It will turn you into a homo fuckboy, pounded in endless orgies on some homo billionaire's yacht.

>>723479324 (OP)
I don't have the storage space. And I dont have the patience to deal with the dog shit modding.

>>723481437
>God I want to sniff his armpits
Based
>and finger his belly button
Don't know about that one

Are women really attracted to hairy smelly sweaty men?

>>723481689
women?

>>723481689
if they are chiseled like that yes, thats what they consider "dad bod"

>>723481667
Navels are grimy and full of bacteria unique to the individual. It has some of the densest nerve endings and is an incredibly sensitive erogenous part on a man’s body. It was once connected to the bladder, and poking it sharply enough sends jolts all the way down to the tip of your penis. It’s the same with the nipples.

>>723480156
It has fantastic atmosphere and characters
it's like you are playing through some great HBO show from 2000s

>>723481624
I'm buying 10 copies

>>723479324 (OP)
normally top but id make an exception for him

>>723481271
People are kind to you

>>723479572
It was only officially delayed once.
Same as GTAs 4 and 5

>>723481795
Ok nerd
Did you read that in a book or something

>>723479324 (OP)
You have enough games in your library to last you forever and GTA6 will still be around in four years except you can buy it on sale then for 15 bucks.

>>723481667
Belly buttons are the hottest part of a man’s body

>>723479324 (OP)
I can't physically care about goyslop anymore. With a few exceptions.

>>723481795
>Navels are grimy and full of bacteria
That's my problem with them, I'm not a germophob but I still wouldn't stick my tongue in one

>>723481271
Peers resent you or view you as a sex object, often both

>>723480383
I've always wanted a RDR sequel set in the Prohibition era.

>>723482190
You don’t love your boyfriend.

>>723481436
I think it will be released in 7 months, without another delay.
Main reason being they would want its launch to be seen as current-gen-only and for as many PS5 and Xbox Series owners to buy it as possible, without thinking about another better version of it on the horizon. If they wait much longer, with new consoles possibly coming holiday 2027, then it will be seen as more of a cross-gen thing and fewer people will double dip- something they will want to maximize after spending a billion+ on it

>>723481795
>>723482190
>>723481976
you are a very intersting specimen there

stop fucking making me horny

>>723479324 (OP)
Take Two and Rocksaar can't be trusted with our money any more.

>>723482190
>he doesn’t want to taste his bf’s unique germs
Idiot

>>723482471
>Western series
>Set in prohibition
Why not just make a new IP then??

>>723479324 (OP)
Piracy is free.

GTA6 Enhanced will come out shortly after.

>>723481557
Counterpoont: your looks are a reflection of your personality. Barring an accident, illness etc., the way you treat your body is closely related to your overall personality.

>>723483669
It could be a new series, I guess. I just thought it would be cool to see that world transition from one era to the next.

>>723483953
>your looks are a reflection of your personality
Imagine actually believing this. How well you take care of yourself is a reflection of your personality.

>>723485015
>How well you take care of yourself
This directly reflects into your looks.

>>723479324 (OP)
>Give me 1(uno)
Sent ;)

>>723485585
A well kept uggo is still an uggo

>>723485896
You haven't seen women with and without makeup then.

I will personally not buy it if there are not at least a dozen romancable characters.

>>723485997
It’s all a facade anon.

>>723481805
That explains why I didn't like it, I hate The Wire.

>>723480269
>If you buy gta 6 you are mark of the beast bait.
I'm going to buy it and I still have my foreskin though.

>>723479324 (OP)
He looks a bit too chunky to have visible abs

>>723479324 (OP)
I consider it a mid RolePlaying slop but i understand if people like it

>>723486465
There's a difference between the people who even bother maintaining that facade and those who don't.

>>723482014
>With a few exceptions.
Not enough AAA games are being released that this is a valid qualifier. You care about "goyslop", just not this one.

>>723481271
Brad here
It changes how women treat you, I've noticed every job I've had that if Im nice to the women I can get away with murder
They tend to dote on you a little more, often women are very shy around you
They laugh at your jokes, etc
I have three foot long curly hair too which is total girl bait, I've even had full grown men ask me about my hair
I used to work out and now I do farm work and funny enough I get tons of compliments from men too, my boss told me my calves are huge

Basically the litmus test is how older women treat you, old women absolutely adore me just for existing its sort of OP desu

>>723481530
>Life is basically easy mode.
This is true. Speaking of experience. It's also feels terrible when you don't have it anymore.

>>723486465
You idiot the point is that people can visually recognize the effort you put into your self and presume it applies to everything else about you
Called the Halo effect literal observable phenomena

>>723487020
>>723487385
If you’re born ugly enough then no amount of makeup will fix you. You just have to hope that to personality and lifestyle aren’t ugly. You can’t be ugly both inside and out if you want to have a happy life.

>>723488017
that your* personality and lifestyle aren’t ugly

>>723487252
Wow you’re so lucky wow you’re so awesome wow you’re so hot wow I sure wish I were you anon
Kill your self you disingenuous conceited self loving nigger faggot

>>723479514
You are supposed to grow out of the "just mindlessly running around city doing crime" phase by 16, anon

>>723488619
WHY DO WOMEN GO FOR ASSHOLES INSTEAD OF NICE GUYS LIKE ME *FLIIINGS FEDORA AT A WALL IN A FROTHING RAGE*

>>723481592
Im playing TBOGT and while itvis interesting so far, a lot of the side stuff is just busywork. The club missions are interesting but you have to go through that stupid club security minigame everytime until the mission starts

you will play gta 6

>>723479324 (OP)
I will wait for the definitive version. And no, my problem is not having to buy a console but having to play it at such low framerates. Locked 60fps was the acceptable framerate almost 20 years ago. Why are we going back to that?

>>723489735
Yeah.

Rockstar's gameplay is stale, repetitive, anti-innovation, lackluster and bland.

>>723489735
Why do zoomers love to use AI to generate pointless shit like this so much?

>>723480419
That's a reason to buy it, if anything.

>>723489846
ps3 game

>>723489846
The graphics are amazing and this is the beta. Imagine what the release build will look like

Framerate will be 18fps

Sweaty pits…
Sweaty junk…
Sweaty ass…

>>723489759
GTAs and RDRs always prioritize CPU-heavy world simulation over framerate when they first launch. Making things feel more dynamic and "alive" at the cost of fluidity. It's a choice I agree with, avoiding something like Cyberpunk 2077 at launch, a dead-feeling city with boring predictable NPC behavior.
It also of course gives a reason for people to double dip and buy the PC version or remaster later

>>723479324 (OP)
10 bucks that the opening sequence will include this guy fucking you in first person.

>>723488619
Based kill fabians

>>723490498
Nah, the hot coffee scandal causes them to be more careful and restrained about graphic visual depictions of sex or anything that could be called pornographic.
I'm sure you'll still be able to see a stripper's tits, but only while she's dancing, not getting fucked

>>723479759
thats barely a plate i hate how crossfit has made ego lifting attainable

>>723490792
The reality is that sex is problematic and just by depicting Jason as an able-bodied man and Lucia as a supple woman they're part of the problem. Why can't the characters all be androgynous blobs to avoid literally killing real people?

>>723489920
Did you hear about the newest trend where kids take a picture of the inside of their house and then ai generate an intruder and send it to their parents with a panicked text? Great "prank", huh?

>>723491283
That's funny, though.

I love masculinity

>>723479324 (OP)
>Arthur Margarine

I love femininity

>>723482487
Is that why I don't have a boyfriend? Because I'm not fucking their belly buttons??

>>723479324 (OP)
It doesn't have the GTA DNA anymore. You are not a criminal lowlife doing fucked up things. It's all sanitized and boring as fuck now. The protagonist literally is a dudebro normalfag and not some tough criminal raised on the streets.

>>723492128
Idiot.

>>723490107
>the trailer is the beta
are you retarded?

>>723492128
You just have to love the grittiness and you’re fine.

>>723493256
normies and simps are going to EAT IT UP even more, these retards are all over the titless mutt

>>723481530
>Source: my ass!

>>723487252
>Source: my ass!
Both of you are dumber than sack of diapers!

You butt hurt boys need to stop LARPing already!

Ass
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